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pillow-anime-talk · 4 years ago

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small cake with big surprise.

request: hai hai! its me 🌺 anon! I really love your work very much <3 can i request something? since murasakibara’s bday was 1-2 days ago, how about his gf surprising him with an all you can eat coupon and they eat alot and gf just brings out a cake when he was out to get some more food? and found a ring on top of the cake! it’s basically proposing through food 😭 anyways have a nice day!

# tags: scenario; current relationship; aged up; romance; big fluff; cute shit; sfw

includes: female reader ft. atsushi murasakibara {knb}

author’s note: CUTE CUTE CUTE, thank you!!

“... Thank you, Y/N-chin. Literally the best birthday in my whole life.” For the fifth time in the last twenty minutes, you have heard this sentence, which making you smile warmly and nod towards the tall man.

“Atsushi, my baby, you don’t have to thank me.” You spoke honestly, then put some rice with a delicious curry sauce in your mouth. “You deserve it. Anyway, you have your twenty-fifth birthday only once, so...” You added with a slight chuckle on your tongue, and he smiled lazily as he took another piece of sushi. After a moment he closed his eyes, savoring the taste of the food, and you looked down a little, making sure that the tiny bag with cake inside was still lying beside your feet. Luckily, it was there and your heart was flooded with nice warmth.

The next minutes passed quietly as the two of you talked about the days ahead; about college, about work, and of course about Murasakibara’s team who still be interested in basketball and continued to be a great center of the squad.

At one point, you got so busy with the conversation that you didn’t notice that practically all the food was gone from the table. There were no longer any warm takoyaki, cold soba noodles, curry, rice or tempura. You also ran out of iced tea, so your lovely boyfriend said he would bring you something good, as the coupon you gave him for his birthday was still working. You nodded at him, then took a deep breath as soon as the man left your table.

Judging all the ‘pluses’ and ‘minuses’ you took out a pretty, tiny and tasty-looking cake from the white, paper bag. You took the clear wrapping off it, which kept everything safe from traveling, and then placed the cake on the spot where Atsushi’s plate had been. As you were in the restaurant, you didn’t light the cake candles, but instead took out a red box from your pants pocket, which perfectly matched the strawberries and raspberries on the cream. Of course, you flipped it open so that the engagement ring inside will immediately caught your beloved boyfriend’s eyes, and then waited another long minute for the purple-haired to return to his place with a plate full of food and with two glasses of juice for you.

“... Oh, did you buy a cake, Y/N-chin? Mmm, it looks so delicious.”

“I made it myself.” You smiled softly and your boyfriend widened his eyes. He was definitely and genuinely delighted.

At first, Murasakibara didn’t notice the shiny ring, probably thinking that it was a piece of cake or a small candy, but the more he looked at the cake, the more he noticed the fact that the box with the ring was not made of chocolate, but of leather, gold and the precious gemstone that was the same color as your eyes.

“Y/N-chin...?”

“You know ‘Sushi that I love you so much, right? We’ve been together for eight years and maybe... A-Ahhh, I don’t remember what I wanted to say, I’m so sorry. I just, umm... Would you like to spend the next years with me, but not as my boyfriend, but as my fiancé and husband?” You asked shyly, and your cheeks seemed as red as the fruit on top of the cake.

For a moment neither of you spoke, and it took a few minutes for your boyfriend to lower his head and you clenched your fists.

“A-Atsushi? Baby?”

“Y/N-chin...” He whispered, lifting his head, and only then you noticed the tears in his eyes, and the blushes on his ears and nose. “I love you. Of course I will spend the rest of my life with my Y/N-chin... Come here to me, please.”

With a huge smile, you got up from your seat and sat on Atsushi’s lap, kissing him on the forehead, cheeks and lips. Finally, you reached for the ring, which was still on top of the cake, and put it on the hand of your fiancé. Fortunately, the size fit his hand perfectly.

“Now I can really say it’s the best birthday of my life.” He said happily, pressing his face against your warm neck. “Thank you, Y/N-chin.”

“Thank you too, ‘Sushi. Happy birthday once again.”

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glossymusings · 4 years ago

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(this is a letter I wrote to my boyfriend for his quarantine Birthday)

Hello Popu :)

Lets start this with a smile pleaseee🙈😌

(i clearly didnt know how to start😂)

So Heyyyy Babyy❤️ and *A VERY VERY VERY HAPPPYYYY BIRTHHDAAYYYYYY*!!!!!!!!!

🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

I write this to let you know that you are the most worthiest thing happened in my life so this letter/whatever is *just an effort* to outline my feelings for you.💘💘

AND This will be the first letter I've ever written to you- or anybody in that case🥺

Well anyways, let me tell you that the tone of this letter may change(more like I know it will change) so that’s just a little warning for you.

This might jump around quite a bit and if you hadn’t noticed…there will be many parentheses because of either my inside thoughts😛, apologizing for putting my thought or something else.

And there will be parts where it won’t even make sense, remember I am stupid and also I am writing this late at night/morning.

But I want you to know that I am going to work hard on this letter and hopefully make it special and not retarded sounding. I will also try to make you laugh with some humor but I know I probably will fail,

but you can laugh at how bad my writing is! Okay?

Also i'll try not to overuse those 3 words (i love you) and scare you off.

AND this has nothing to do with your 20(age)..but i think i don't think i say this enough isliye aaj bol rahi hu and i'll try my best to not make this super duper cheesy and long

the things written below purely come from my pathar dil so much in love with you and also the reason why I am making this is because

it is your birthday and I wanted to give you something at least semi-romantic and

hopefully you will think this is special and you’re going to keep it with you(rakh warna maarungi).

So this is the part where i actually start the letter..i really reallllyyyy hope you like it :)

I really wanted to make an illustration/vector art for your birthday(of you ofc) and i even started working on it but mai save karna bhool gayi.. then i got lazy and didnt make it. (sachi mai save karna bhool gayi 😭🤦🏻‍♀️)

Then mujhe idea toh tha pehle se letter/bday message (but tbh I really wanted that letter/bday message to be better than samiksha's(not jealous)) isliye I didn't start(early).

But phir jaise jaise tera bday paas aa raha tha mere paas aur koi idea nai tha(sorryyy 🥺)

(nothing is more romantic than a letter haina?💋)

toh here it is.(Apna first love letter💋💋🐨)

(all the emojis look weird on whatsapp🤷🏻‍♀️)

I am trying not to go back to the memories of 2018 when we met( kyuki sirf 2 saal hua hai utna toh yaad rakh🙃) but tujhe bhi pata hai we have come a longgg way and apna journey aur bohot hai I hope :)

Thank you for coming into my life, seriously you have changed me for better(or for worse who knows ;) ) YOU are someone, someone that captured my gaze, my thoughts, my mind, maybe even my heart and i fell for you. 👩🏻‍🦽

You made me feel so many feelings i have never experienced before ;) (thats winky face) and dealt with them in ways i can say i'm either proud or not so proud of.😗👉🏻✌🏻👀

You are literally the best.

My Best Friend(I'm your best friend haina?)

One of my biggest supporter(or not)

One of my biggest Inspirations❤️

One of my biggest Blessing🙏🏻🧐

One of my biggest Strength💪🏻

And My Comfort👩‍❤️‍👨

…. my favourite <3.

And seriously you make me happy in a way no one else can🥵

And Popu my biggest wish is that someday we finally meet again and have the greatest time together.😇❤️🙈

I want to have you by my side so badly<3 But mostly I just want you to be happy and keep on going, because you are one of the greatest persons I know. 😌

And i wish you all the best in life and everything you do with your life. I hope that you are happy and although there may be times i really do may fucking hate you, know that i dont.👀❎

Its always easier to hate the person you love when times get tough.(Well it is for me!)

I hate to face the fact that we won’t be able to be with each other that often in the coming months/year. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I knew this was going to be hard(er) but it didn’t hit me on how close this will actually be.

I have enjoyed every moment we have spent together, even though we haven’t really been doing anything too exciting, this has still been the best I have ever

had because of you.

😁✨

I couldn’t want anything else. I don’t like the fact that I won’t be able to spend my lunches with you or even having to wait for buses on bus stop

or sitting on the back seat of buses and holding hands, and watch movies with you :'( ,or quietly sneaking to terrace or staircase (for a few months.)

No matter what past me has said or future me will say... i just want you to know you will forever own every piece of my heart :').

There’s no possible way I can tell you how much I really do love you. I am so happy you gave “us” a chance,

all I can say is thank you and I love you. I hope you enjoy this relationship as much as I do. ❤️

Ever since I’ve known you, you never left my mind, from that first lecture in D5 until now,

you have made a huge impression and the thought you will always be on my mind and in my heart. I love you so much and I cannot wait

for us to grow together and share so many more years of affection and unforgettable memories, cause let’s face it,

with you everything is going to be an adventure. You are not only my boyfriend but also my best friend.

I hope this year brings you loads of love, health, luck, unforgettable moments, laughter and magical emotions. ❤️

......AND I ALSO MISS YOU, A LOT.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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0225pm · 4 years ago

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wow the quality of the video really sucks after it has been compressed but well i don’t have a choice!

anyway, i’m moving back to tumblr again mainly cus wordpress sucks and it’s not allowing me to post videos unless i buy their premium plan which is tbh a no cus idk why platforms for blogging should even charge you for the features that they were supposed to have???? also sadly, tumblr also only lets you post 1 video per post limit which is why i’ve put the pics and videos i took into in one but it’s better than not being able to post a video at all.

so it’s our monthsary!!!!

we’ve been officially together for 3 years and 5 months now and wow, i’ve only just realised what a long time that is 😂 honestly, if you want to count how long it has been since we first met each other, it’ll probably be about 8 years now. tho han sees it as 8 years but i see it as 3y5m cus idk who he was back then ya know what i mean? like i know the 3y5m him now than the him 8 years ago.

han sent me his live location as he does so every sat, and i was late. even tho he came all the way to my place i was still late :/ and i was so sorry 😭 i know there shouldn’t be any excuses for my lateness but i have my reasons, even if anyone thinks it isn’t valid :/ so i alr prepared right? like i mentally prepared and visualize what i wanna wear and etc. and so i went to take a shower and all. and then my mom all of a sudden asked me to do things like ordering food for her, clipping her nails, airfrying some sotong balls cus she was feeling peckish. initially she asked me to order food, which i then did but it was immediately cancelled due to the weather. it suddenly rained really heavily. and then while i was in her room drying my hair, she suddenly said she wanted sotong balls which i then went to airfry. and then when i alr did that and continued drying my hair, she then asked me to clip her nails and i was like “i’m going out ibu later farhan will be waiting for me alr” and she was like nvm la it will only take a while. so i did that and then i had to just rush cus i checked his live location and he was alr nearing tenaga area which is so damn close to my place alr. then i quickly picked out the outfit i wanted to wear. i mean come on, it’s our monthsary and i wanted to dress up right and i alr had this mental image of what i wanna wear right? so i took it out, wore it and then i realized that it was still a bit rainy??? like kinda drizzling so i figured he’ll be coming up first to wait till the rain totally stops but he texted me asking me to come down instead. and at this point i was sweating profusely. yeah, it was rainy but i was feeling so warm from rushing and doing so many things at once. oh ya, i was wearing this satin white shirt with shorts and that was my initial outfit like it looks laidback and casual and effortless but i decided to change cus i was perspiring and it felt so uncomfortable wearing a satin material when you’re perspiring like heck!! so i ended up wearing my fav tee with the same shorts and brought my hoodie along. it’s also my fav hoodie from uniqlo. i think their hoodie quality is bomz it’s not too thick or too thin and i wanna buy more but maybe wait till they have sales or something. so i ended up just looking super hobo as heck like it just looks like i didn’t even bother to dress up and i felt sad but i didn’t want han to be waiting even longer.

so when i went down he was alr sitting at the seats at the void deck and i can feel anger radiating within him lol like i knew he was mad and he still had his helmet on and his rain jacket on and all. and then he gave me different options of where to go for our lunch and then i just sat there pondering for a bit. and then i asked him if he wanted to put the jacket and pants at home but he didn’t want to so he took it off and then put it on the table and he took off his helmet as well. and then i asked him if we could eat at genki and he told me that genki was one of the options that he forgot to list so we decided on genki! his anger didn’t last long and as he stood up to head over to his bike i went to him and open up my arms cus i just wanted to hug him lolol then at first he tried to act all “ew” and moved away but he ended up hugging me anyway hehe and then don’t want to let go lol so bobo so cute. honestly i’m still shy??? around him wtf. like when i initiated the hug itself i felt so shy loooooollllll and when he didn’t wanna let go it made me blush wtf but ofc he can’t see cus we have to wear the stupid mask bc of stupid covid. i hate it wtf my face is so sensitive and it’s breaking out bc of having to wear the mask so my skin can’t breathe. like what’s the point of me not wearing makeup underneath the mask when i still break out anyway right zzz hais. ok sorry side track a bit but ya hahaha so then i told him i wanted to show him something!!! and then he was like “eh eh who said you let go” or was it “who said you can stop hugging” but it’s either one la hahaha then i took his hand and pull down my mask and then kissed his hand 😂 then i told him to look and i said “no transfer”!!!!!! hahahahaha cus i was wearing this lipstick and wtf man the formula is damn amazing really didn’t transfer anywhere at all. i even kissed my own hand and i even drank water but not transfer AT ALL. it was a gift i got from two years back i think hahaha for my bday from rai, a kylie kit and i haven’t worn it out before mainly bc the color didn’t suit my skintone cus the shade felt so light but when i wore it this time it felt like the shade was darker somehow? idk if i became pale from staying at home all the time or idk lol but i like the shade now 😌

oh at first i didn’t wanna go to tampines cus we always go to tampines hahaha and i guess i made a face and han teased me about it lol as much as it annoys me it’s a good kind of annoying? 😂 cus he’s so cute whenever he teases me in that way lolol but we ended up just heading to tampines anyway cus he wanted to save up on petrol also and i thought ok ya cus he has to work now and he has to go to and fro everyday so it’s better for him to save the petrol as well. i put on my hoodie and then we went to the usual parking spot at tampines. and then bc both of our masks were down i could actually kiss him hehe. and then from there we walked to the front entrance of the mall cus of this covid there’s only one in and out entrance but entering was a breeze tbh cus even tho there was a long line, we didn’t have to wait long.

then we went up to the escalator. and genki wasn’t crowded at all either so that was great!!! we did the safe entry thing, got our temperature taken and got our seats. then we ordered some food hehe. i was excited cus lol i love genki. not as much as i love my bf but if i have to choose an express sushi shop i would choose genki 😂 i wanted something soupy and filling so i got their beef udon since i alr had their duck udon the previous time we went there. and then i got a drink and chawanmushi as an appetizer. i love their chawanmushi as well and it’s something i will always get. i used to buy their clams miso soup but since it was taken out of the menu, i got their chawanmushi instead. and i was so happy when han decided to try the chawanmushi!!!!! i’ve always knew him as someone that wasn’t into eggs but he actually liked this one!! and he even ate the prawn and the naruto/japanese fish cake when i fed it to him omg 😭😭😭 i was legit so happy wtf hahahaha and then his fried squid came, also one of the hot foods i will always order but usually i’ll get it if i didn’t buy any of the udon. but since i alr got the udon i didn’t order it. and then his mini chicken teriyaki don came and lol the bowl was rly so mini ahahaha i wish i took a picture of it but i didn’t. but it was worth for the price of $4 i think since it was actually filled to the brim. there was even slices of tamago in it. he fed me a spoonful and it was nice!!! i’m gonna try that next time i go to genki if i’m feeling like eating rice 😂 i like udon cus of the chewy texture of the noodles and the soup. and then a plate of mentaiko fries came 🤤 there was A LOT of mentaiko on it it was so amazing and i was so surprise cus i didn’t order it but at the end of the day han said that he saw that i didn’t order the fries so he ordered it for me 🥺😍 so sweet hais and i really enjoyed it. i love genki’s mentaiko sauce it’s so damn goooooodddddd. so salty so nice. and then my udon came hehe and i devoured it. i fed han some too and gave him one of the fish cakes cus i think they made a mistake and put two pieces. the udon was so good i love it hahahaha. and then han ordered a seaweed roll, 2 more beef sushi and 1 mentaiko salmon for me hehe yes i know how to eat salmon now!!!! but it must be seared. i still can’t eat raw ones unless i rly dipped it in soy sauce or if it’s cut super thinly then maybe can try 😅

then after we finished eating, we went up to see if we can catch a movie. i wasn’t sure if we’re allowed to sit together so i asked him to ask first if we have to be separated and yay we don’t have to separate!!! so we decided to watch train to busan 2: peninsula. since we alr watched the first one together and there wasn’t much movies that were showing so we decided to catch the 5:10pm slot. it’s been so so so long since we last watched a movie tgt so this was nice. we didn’t get anything to eat since we just ate and i was still full but we had some time so we went to fairprice and got some candies. then farhan bought a root beer slushy which turns out to be scam!!! cus it’s just ice and it was practically solidified even after the movie was over it didn’t even melt much within 2 hours wtf. and then he also got a hotdog bun 😂

the movie was great. not as great as the first one cus the first one was definitely much more impactful but this one was not too bad. a bit too much “racing” scenes but i guess it’s to keep its audience on the toes. the storyline is a bit meh as well but i guess the suspense from some parts made up for it. it’s quite tragic though.

and then after the movie, i asked han if he still wanted pizza but when we saw the queue there was still a bunch of people waiting for their orders. even some foodpanda and grab delivery riders were waiting so i told him we’ll just order in and at first he was like we’ll see how but i ordered anyway. then we went out to head home and han finally lighted a cigarette. hahahaha he actually had to suppressed his desire to smoke cus we didn’t have time since i chose the earlier slot for the movie and im so proud of him for being able to suppress the feeling and yet not turning into a cranky momok.

while on the way back, he wanted to top up some petrol so we stopped by spc and then he wanted to top up his cashcard so we had to go one big round from the carpark to where he can top up his card but the machine is stupid!!! and he got upset cus he wasn’t able to top up his card. i think he still prefers the card with chip reader than the contactless ones. so then we decided to head to 7-11 so he can purchase one with chip but they ran out. so we decided to find another petrol station cus he said usually it’s being sold there too. so we did and this time round i guess i was being cranky cus the seat of his bike was eating into my skin and it hurts like heck so i told him to just top up the card since they don’t have the chip ones and he needed to top up anyway but then in front there was another petrol station and apparently they had a chip + contactless card there and i think they only accepted cash for it so he came out and then went in back and bought one there. and i was still cranky lol and i was perspiring so much both from my scalp to my body and it was drizzling too so all i wanted to do was head home so i got upset and i lashed it out on him when we made our way back cus he kept trying to make a joke out of the pain i felt and it just triggered me cus it’s like he doesn’t understand how much it hurts??

but it’s not his fault. cus i’m the one that chose to wear shorts even tho i know how much it hurts when i sit too long on the bike. and then he said he’ll cut the netting off but i was like no wtf. cus 1, we don’t meet everyday which sucks but ya we don’t and thus i’m not the one sitting on the back of his bike everyday so having to sit one day out of the week doesn’t bother me as much as having to sit on it everyday ya know what i mean? and 2, the parts that are still protected which is probably about 90-80% of the seat is still useable so it’ll be able to help protect the other areas from getting damage by the claws of cats.

and then when we got back, he wanted to pass his gummies to me but no one in this household eats gummies or candies. my mom can’t even eat sugary content cus of health, my dad isn’t a fan of gummies or candies he much prefers chips and chocolates and my brother too prefers chocolates or ice creams. i don’t like sugary content either but unless it comes from cakes or pastries or ice creams or chocolates so rly, no one is gonna eat it. and then he got mad at me and all i could hear was “you do to me can but when i’m doing it to you cannot” and i didn’t get what he meant by that tbh so i just kept quiet all the way till we’re home. i quickly took off my hoodie, changed into a more comfortable shorts went to take a piss and then went into my room. i sat down for awhile in front of the fan cus i was sweating so much and then i cooled down before i apologized to him and then asked him if he was still upset. i tried to get him to explain what he meant but couldn’t get anything out of him cus he just prefers to sweep it under the rug whereas i like to talk about it so i can see what i did wrong or which areas i have to improve or change so it can better our lives ya know but he’s not like that and i have to understand it so i just kept quiet and then i kissed him and stroked his face and hair a little.

and then he asked me if the pizza was here and i said ya hahaha it’s alr in the kitchen and whether he wants me to take it so he was like yes and as i was going to take the pizza he grabbed me and hugged me tight and i just instantly melted. it was genuinely hot lol i like this kinda shit hahahahaha but i’ve always felt afraid that i was gonna hurt him with my weight so i didn’t dare do anything that will shift my whole weight onto him but he didn’t care and he said it doesn’t hurt 🥺 haissss

honestly going home was all i was looking forward to. it’s not bc i’m horny lol or maybe that’s one of the reason but it’s mainly bc i just want to lay in his arms and just cuddle and give him kisses and also receive kisses. i’ve missed him all week long and we haven’t really been able to talk much since he’s working and he’s always tired when he gets home but it’s good that he’s working hard for his future and for our future.

and then the time for him to head home came. a truly saddening end of the day and he left a little later than usual but i’m just glad he got home safely and didn’t get lectured for being home a little late.

#adaywithhan #julywithhan

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tellywoodtrash · 6 years ago

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ishqbaaz 17.09.18 lb

dang starting off with anika standing outside the room cordoned off with all the crime scene tape. kindaaaaa gutting.

also, is there a point of all this tape? like... it’s in their HOUSE... who’s to know if anyone goes in and tampers with the active crime scene as it is rn? shouldn’t the police have finished up all the crime scene investigation, cleaned up the scene and left the room free for use? if not, post guards there to prevent trespassing. yeh kya baat hui ki tape maar diya aur chal diye?

shivaay’s just zombie walking through the house. cool.

oh, what’s this? what’s he gathering himself for?

greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. he’s going to do “biwi nahi ho” waala jaap, to make her feel even worse. bitch did you even have a proper conversation with her about nancy in your fucking bed???????? how the fuck do you think she feels about THAT?

“main nahi chaahta ki duniya tumhe khooni ki biwi kahe.”

uh that’s nice and all, but that’s what they’re gonna call her anyway. since it’s now official record (as per the statements given by EVERYONE to the police) that she’s your wife.

LMAO “NAYE SHEHAR MEIN CHALE JAO”. WOW. GHAR SE HI NAHI, SHEHAR SE BHI NIKAAL RAHA HAI.

(which is what he threatened chachi with on anika’s bday. seems like it’s his go-to plan in any given scenario in this universe.)

lol of course this dheent won’t go.

main hoti toh mast shimla jaake khud ka ek chotaaaa sa bed and breakfast kholti. and it’d have a tiny apple orchard too... and the bnb would have its own resident doggie, a giant floofy sheepdog. maybe two, three bunnies as well... a few chickens that’ll provide eggs...

ok sorry. i got carried away by the dreams of a new life fully bankrolled by a murder suspect billionaire husband. *sigh* some girls have all the luck.

“tum apni zindagi ko mushkil mein daalna chaahti ho!”

LMAO WASN’T THAT ESTABLISHED SINCE THE DAY SHE VOWED TO MAKE YOU PUT THAT MANGALSUTRA ON HER, BY HOOK OR CROOK?

“kyunki aap mere pati hai.”

i swear to the lord above, every time i hear this bs, i lose 8 years off my lifespan.

there. she said it once more. at this rate by the end of this track, imma be dead by 32. (and the show will still be on. and these two fuckers will STILL BE AT IT.)

“agni ko sakshi maanke aapki har pareshaani aur mushkil mein saath dene ka vachan diya hai maine.”

uhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao no you didn’t? you weren’t even fucking conscious during the phere. pata nahi TAB iske hosh thikaane nahi the, ya AB nahi hai.

whatever i’m giving up on her bs and just enjoying his excellent hangdog face.

oh suddenly she has a phd in clinical psychology and is a therapist.

“naa main aapka saath chodungi, naa aapka haath.”

lmaooooooooooo his face is like ‘srsly what the fuck i gotta do to get this chick off my back????? nancy ka toh khoon maine nahi kiya, lekin shaayad ISKA karna padega.’

some more puppy face.

+ 10 to her for asking consent (though maybe -3 for not actually waiting for a solid yes.)

oh good for you, shivaay! you haven’t regressed into not knowing how to hug back! i’m proud of you!

damn he really needed that hug. my poor broken son.

great, the world’s most sasta CSI team is on the case.

“we have to prove shivaay is innocent.” ��how?” “by finding evidence that he is.” LMAO WOWWWWW AISE TOH HUMNE SOCHA HI NAHI OM!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.

ummmmmm no shivaay. you can be proven innocent without knowing who the real murderer is. that’s exactly what om just said.

tight security my assssssssssss.

om is literally the worst detective ever.

.......... ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THOSE TWO WERE NOT SOBER. THEY WERE SLOSHED BEFORE YOU EVEN JOINED THEM.

lmaoooooooooooo ofc noone believes him. aur banaa milaavati punch har party ke liye.

bro, just the display for the cameras were damaged. the cameras should still be doing their fucking thing. just hook it up to a new display system.

oh goooody! shivaay’s trespassing into the crime scene and adding some more of his dna and shit in there. brilliant!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT SASTA ZOOM OUT/SUPERIMPOSED IMAGE. (look closely in upper left window and wave at shivaay!)

AND ISN’T THAT THE BUILDING HE MAAROFIED CHALAANG FROM BUT WITHOUT THE CGI ADDED 30 FLOORS????/

ALSO THE OBEROI GROUNDS ARE SO LARGE, THERE’S NO WAY ANY BUILDING IS CLOSE ENOUGH TO CATCH WHAT’S HAPPENING INSIDE THE HOUSE. WHAT COMPLETEEEEEEEE RUBBISH.

oh boy. bhavya’s not happy at the reports. looks like she’s going to have to arrest mr. oberoi, who she’d just gotten around to liking.

oh god now who’s this ARMAAN SAXENA???? (also pfffffffffft, such a typical tellywood “rich person” name.)

i love how this building ka cctv footage focuses more on oberoi mansion than its own premises.

good to see officer dad still be supportive to bhavya.

LMAO COOL. NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL.

THIS IS HIS BIG PLAN??????? SETTING OFF THE FIRE ALARMS???????

.... how did they check the entire building to know it’s a false alarm sooo quickly?

also lmaooooooo are you telling me alllll the security footage of this big commercial complex is stored in a laptop???????/ that shivaay is now just putting a usb drive into and taking??????????????? LOLOLOLOLOLOL. AMAZE.

whaaaaaaaat the fuck are they even getting from this one mile away ka footage?

LMAO THAT DHUNDLA FIGURE BEYOND THE CURTAINS? REALLLLLY?????

ok come the fuckkkkkkkkkkk on, that’s soooooooooo obviously mohit. like fuck, it could not MORE obviously be him. look at the build and height.

btw so glad this episode has had no mohit (beyond this) so far. phew.

are these fuckers blind????? how can they not tell that this is mohit????? he’s got like 3 inches and 5 more kilos of solid muscle on him compared to shivaay.

LMAO WHY DOES FWDING A DIGITAL VIDEO FILE PRODUCE THE TAPE WINDING WAALA NOISE?

wow rudra has no issues watching someone get murdered. everyone else is flinching and looking away but he’s watching it with eyes wide open.

DUDE YOU’RE SO IDIOTIC, IT’S NOT YOU, YOU DUMBASS. LORD.

anika and om’s only tassalli is “yeh (tu) nahi ho sakta.” provide proof you idiots.

shivaay is on his ownnnnnn trip. godddddddddddd.

rudra’s been studying law from like... tv or something. he has some bare minimum knowledge, but most of it seems to be from watching too many late night CID/crime patrol/saavdhan india reruns.

great. om’s panicking. that should be reassuring for shivaay. that his wall is falling apart.

this one is imagining himself chakki peesing and peesing and peesing already.

LMAO OK THE POLICE SIRENS RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT ARE NOT HELPING.

MOHIT IS STILL IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE??????????? WHY THE FUCK??????????????????

of course it’s gonna be shivaay’s fingerprints. mohit kachcha khilaadi thodi hai.

lmao i reallllllllllly love how bhavya tells mohit and rudra to stfu every time they act too smart. this itself has made me a bhavya fan. you go girl. shut down their mansplaining.

fucking dumbasses, trying to teach her her job. ACP BANNA HALWA HAI KYA???????

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PPL THINKING OF CALLING THE COMMISSIONER INSTEAD OF A FUCKING LAWYER???????????

again, bhavya having to explain her job to these fucking idiots. lord. i hate men.

ofc tej doesn’t help. or let om do anything to help. he can literally die in a fire.

daaaaamn that wall of oberois.

also feeling more sexual tension between om/bhavya than rudra/bhavya.

lol kunal just has some kinda weird sexual chemistry with literally everyone huh.

DO NOT TELL ME SHIVAAY’S DUMB ASS RAN AWAY AGAIN. PLEASE.

OMFG. THIS FUCKING IDIOT. WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN WRONG WITH HIM????????????

#ishqbaaz #ishqbaaaz #ib episode liveblogs #episode liveblogs

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cessandee · 2 years ago

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Some days you are fine, other days you are not. I’m still learning in life and that the phrase “bilog ang mundo, minsan ikaw ang nasa ibabaw minsan sa ilalim” is teaching me lessons. I know we are not perfect as a person and we may have shortcomings and sometimes its inevitable and not your fault. Maybe it’s the universe saying “ah you’ve been happy too much. don’t take it for granted here’s anxiety for you” lol. I think for the past months I’ve been handling myself well. Less anxiety, less worrying over somethings I can’t control. And I thank BTS for that bcause they keep me busy... (i hope I won’t forget the Lord, sorry po too much bts). You know when everything is fine then bam bam bam. I felt like I’ve been hit multiple times. Is this a test? I know I will get over with this. I don;t know why problems keep coming like why do you have to be one after another let me think and breathe for a sec huhu. I think life is testing me on how strong I have become now. Or I don’t know baka burnout na talaga ako sa work. (resign na ba?) Okay I’m gonna tell what happened for the past days...

It all started sa meeting, ako ang nagmminutes morning shift ako pero di pa ko nagout. Then may long table kami parang meeting/bday talaga set-up may mga food sa gitna. Eh nagkataon nasa harap ako. Si shong ang duty kaso wala sya nung time na yun sa harap. May patient kaso si jm ang humarap kaya tumayo na din ako to assist. Turns out di ko nabigay yung syringe ni px grr so nung bumalik sya napansin na sya ni mam swan na ang sama daw ng tingin suplada and such tas napansin din daw ng mga taga ppp yun una palang na ganun na attitude edi kebs lang samin. But nung gabi na yun nagreklamo sya na ganun nga sa pharma then nagmeeting kami about dun tas bigla ako na may kasalanan ng lahat hahaha tho kebs naman sakin yun pero medyo naging big deal sa mga tao dahil bakit nga naman sakin napunta yung sisi. Tapos dumating ang weekend huhu eto katangahan ko talaga to dahil 100 lang pala yung nicardipine amp pero 200 ang nakalagay sa dr at sa lahat lahat huhuhu. Maeexpired pa naman na yung onhand namin nun tas magagamit na eh sa ppp yun hays. Mahal pa naman ni nicard tas ang naisip ko bayaran ko nalang para matapos na putek sign na ba to na burnout na talaga ako?? Tapos hanggang ngayon di ko parin alam gagawin di ko nalang iniisip huhu sana maging okay na to huhu tapos yung sa sched naman!!! huhu last minute ko naisipan baguhin yung 10-6 ko nakakainis magiging unfair kasi hatian namin ng night and kinakabahan ako baka masilip or something huhu tho pumayag naman na si krizsha hays dapat pala di na ko naging mabait sa mga off nakakainis talaga yung kabaitan ko wala sa lugar minsan eh. Kung sa simula palang di ko na binigyan ng mahabang off edi keri na hahaha tapos ngayon yung anxiety ko na wag ko nalang baguhin kaya kasi feel ko mapupuna??? huhuhu im always like this and isa sa pinaka hated traits ko sakin to na pag may gagawin ako iniisip ko agad na mahuhuli ako at dapat di ko na gawin. Haysss so siguro hindi ko nalang palitan no? Need ko na mag unwind talaga!! Wala na ko emotion shet dati konting ano may luha na ako ngayon huhu strong na ba ko nyan?

Anyways, I’m hoping and praying that everything will turn out fine. I know it will. And alam ko napapabayaan ko na at some point yung relationship ko kay God. at sana naman wag ako masyado maging mataas ang lipad yun kasi nakikita ko sakin ngayon na ang sama ko na minsan sa point of view ng ibang tao pero para sakin hindi naman. Yun nga goal ko diba maging sobrang bait. Sana I learn how to humble myself to others all the time. So Lord, please help me. Sorry na po na everytime may problem ako dun ko lang kayo naaalala. Wag Nyo po ko pababayaan at ang fam ko. Thankful po ako na nandyan Kayo lagi sa tabi ko. Pls teach me the way, the best decision and the one and only solution to my problems. Pls help my anxieties and worry go away.

You are my Waymaker, Miracle Worker, Promise Keeper, The Light in the Darkness. Alam ko di mo po ko pababayaan at ang family ko. Ilove You Lord

08-24-2022

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baekhvuns · 3 years ago

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HAI HAI HAIIII i forgot when i last sent u an ask but it probably wasnt that long ago🤩 WE WERE GIVEN A WEEK LONG BREAK OMG,, but they gave us loads of homework lmfao💀 why even bother giving us a "break".

my bff jus had her bday yesterday and we jus spent the afternoon playing games from our childhood😭 it was very fun,, MY STOMACH FELT LIKE BURZTING RIGHR AFTER EARING LUNCH JWIDKSJXJSJS I WAS SO SCARED TK NOT FINISH MY FOOD BCS I AM NOT THE ONE PAYING FOR IT😭😭 i ended up not finishing my food lmfao my friend told me its okay😔<3 the serving was like,, 3cups of rice and a very small amoubt of beef😔 IT WAS EXPENSIVE TOO?@?@??@?! i caNNOT

also ive been curious abt this,, how do u plan out a fic? hekxkskx i could barely plan out an outline for an essay istg.. ur fics are so well written and organized😭 it isnt confusing to read at all even if its literlly over 10k words😔

maybe thats jus bcs ur thAT good of a writer<3 eheh

I CAAN TYOE NOW ok nvm lmfao

also,, concert videos and photos are now resurfacing twt and i am tryung my best tk not feel jealous😔 JWKDJWKD I STILL WOULDNT BE ABLE TO ATTEND THE CONCERT IF THEY COME TO OUR COUNTRY ANYWAYS🤩🤩

omg lol what if one day i jus opened the app and the first thing id see is ur latest fic uploaded id cry(happy tears) lmfao i would do that thing yknow where u read slower than usual bcs im scared ill finish reading the fic😟 I ALWAYS CHECK THE LITTLE SCROLLY THINGY ON THE SUDE OF THE DCREEN IDK WHAT ITS CALLED LMFAO,, TO SEE IF IM VLOSE TO THE END KF THE STORY,, IF I AM I WOULD READ S L O W E R NWKXJSKX

also i jus read smth on twt abt how ppl depend so much on 8 pirate boys for happiness😔😔😔 idc lol cat hwa<3

i stikl wobt be active here😭 bcs as i said earlier our school gave us a tON of homewrok istg what if i would just,, not look at it and pretend it doenst exist,, because if i dont see it,, it doesnt exist yesyes😌

hope ur having a great day today<3 stay healthy and happy mwuah also hope u arent too hard on urself when it comes to writing bcs alot of ppl are anticipating and are excited fkr u to post,, u can take ur time ofc no pressure,, im not rlly good with words but i hope u get my point😭

-🍤

HIHIHI SBDB

HIHIHI BDBDBD oMG i think it was yesterday mayhaps!!! NAURRR WHATS THE POINT OF THE BREAK THEN 🔫🔫 hate it when they do this but id still do the homework bc grade conscious 😚

HDMWDHKSBFB OMF U SEEM LIKE U HAD LOADS OF FUNN LESSGOOOOO BDMWHDK FREW FOOD??? BESTIEEE RUNNN TO THE STALLSSS 3 cups of rice 😭😭🤚🏼🤚🏼 BFMWBDMS ur friend materials gworl w/ all that money, she got a black card??? she wanna drop the numbers by any chance-

omg ok so i don’t plan a fic at all 😭😭 i think of a random scenario out of nowhere and then start building on that scene like “what’s the plot? how will it go” and sorts thank u so much bestie i think there’s a few ways i mentioned in the “for writers” tag below!! thank u so much i truly be thinking how the fics are so confusing bc they jump a lot 😭😭😭😭

maybe thats jus bcs ur thAT good of a writer<3 eheh

GDWNDHSN NAUR NAUR there’s so many others here who r sOOOOOOOO GOOOOD im an beginner compared to them

😭😭😭 GONNA LIVE THE CONCERT THRU OTHERS VIDEOS IF ANY ANON WENT TO THE EUROPE KNE THEY NEED TO DROP VIDEOS HERE TBH

LMFAOOOO READ SLOWLY PLS 😭😭😭😭😭 BEST FRIEND IT CAN BE UP TMR IF MY BESTIE IS AWAKE TO READ IT FOR ME BEFORE I POST <33333 CRY THEN I PROMISE BDBDFB

also i jus read smth on twt abt how ppl depend so much on 8 pirate boys for happiness😔😔😔 idc lol cat hwa<3

my personality atp is being emotionally dependent on hwa <3

OMF OFC UR WORK COMES FIRST FBFFBF LMFAOOOO

thank u so much 😭😭😭 hope u have a nice break too!!! dO YOUR HOMEWORK,,,, omg thank u for that again 😭😭 i know ppl anticipate my fics but fbfbb ill only ever publish them if im happy with the way it turned out!! so i don’t go that hard on myself, if at all!! i just do this for funsies no pressure!! FBWNFBWMDBWK NO NO I GET UR POINT I RLY APPRECIATE IT SHRIMP <3 🍤

#✉️ : ask #🍤 anon #for writers !!

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garden-of-succulents · 8 years ago

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I was trying to put some of Bitty’s tweets in order for a small screencap but then it just turned out to be easier??? to format the entire month of March 2016??? IDEK a little bit of computer code is a dangerous thing to know

ANYWAY. As available here, except in chronological order, here are Bitty’s most recently-released tweets:

1 @omgcheckplease: I refuse to talk about politics, but I literally let out a sigh of relief when coach told me who he voted for. <3 THANKS, POP!

2 @omgcheckplease: Personally? I'd teach the finer workings of Samwell hockey anywhere but on that upholstered cesspool we call a couch, but I trust Lardo.

3 @omgcheckplease: Lardo: And if someone's late you just write it down. If someone doesn't show let RH know. Ford: RH. RansomHolster. Got it. Lardo: 'swawes.

4 @omgcheckplease: Ford: Right. I get that it's positive? But why do you guys say 'swawesome? Me: You'll find something weirder to worry about soon enough.

5 @omgcheckplease: Nursey: Hey, Las Vegas is playing Providence tonight. Dex: Uh oh. Jack versus Parse. Dex: I'm obvs rooting for Jack but that should be good.

6 @omgcheckplease: I shouldn't be thinking about jam this much, but here I am. Thank my wonderful aunt.

7 @omgcheckplease: NHL players like pie--but also mason jars filled w/ jam prepared according to an old family & aunt-perfected recipe. (A lil' bird told me.)

8 @omgcheckplease: But when your friend asks you to make a batch, does he mean enough for his team? Does that include the coaching staff?

9 @omgcheckplease: Whew! Now I can hit the hay. #PVDFalconers!

10 @omgcheckplease: What Ransom &I Talk About: - Hockey / The underclassmen - Life plans - Music - Dating and significant others. - Alexei Mashkov's instagram

11 @omgcheckplease: Tango: I had a date to homecoming my senior year, but before that I was homecoming alone. Nursey: PFFFFFT. Dex: Jesus, Tango. Chowder:...OH

12 @omgcheckplease: Picked up my phone to capture that poor child Tango's words in tweet form.

13 @omgcheckplease: The #GoPVDFalconers appreciate their fans; I appreciate the #GoPVDFalconers; I therefore appreciate all Falconers fans!! <3

14 @omgcheckplease: I'm nervous because I'm always nervous before hockey...but I've never seen Ransom and Holster so jittery.

15 @omgcheckplease: But for good reason. #ECACHockey QTR Finals, here we come.

16 @omgcheckplease: I'm excited for my day or three of visiting a special someone (<3), but I need to give this team 100% of my focus. #SamwellMensHockey

17 @omgcheckplease: #GotYourBack

18 @omgcheckplease: Tough loss. Thank you to everyone who made it out. #samwellhockey #ECACHockey

19 @omgcheckplease: It's good to have someone who understands and can talk you through a loss, get you grounded for the next game. <3

20 @omgcheckplease: Getting pump up texts from former teammates is one thing; getting texts from pros with no Samwell affiliation is another! #GoPVDFalconers

21 @omgcheckplease: Y'all've seen Tater's instagram--I'm still not sure what all those parenthesis are supposed to mean???

22 @omgcheckplease: Hey, y'all. Thanks so much to everyone who supported us this season! All the love in the stands and around campus means everything. <3

23 @omgcheckplease: I'm so thankful for our seniors--our captains & our team manager--for giving us 110% of themselves. They exemplify the team motto. <3

24 @omgcheckplease: Lots of love for Samwell hockey these last few days. Going to spend the break focusing on this team and our seniors especially.

25 @omgcheckplease: Oh, my heart "hi b! hearing news..........(((" "thank u for jam! so good)))"

26 @omgcheckplease: Doing some spring cleaning before I go and watch some games hosted by the national professional ice hockey league.

27 @omgcheckplease: That Lardo and Ransom are finally organizing themselves for their birthdays their *senior* year is somehow appropriate. It's gonna be big.

28 @omgcheckplease: I'm not even going to pretend that I retained MAX 5% of the French I learned. Y'all everyone has their talents; language is not mine.

29 @omgcheckplease: Like, I remember some phrases & can read and understand more than I can speak? But If I had to call an ambulance in Marseille, I'd perish.

30 @omgcheckplease: A beautiful language! I wish I were better! Oh and the pronunciation I learned is all jumbled up with Quebecois in my fool mind.

31 @omgcheckplease: Why is it that I'm not at the Haus when the legendary Shitty Knight is back in town wreaking havoc in Samwell, MA?

32 @omgcheckplease: oh smh group text is

33 @omgcheckplease: Shitty: everyone knock on all the wood around you but can we give it up for JLZ & the Falcs Shitty: summer vacay we're smashed in Welltown

34 @omgcheckplease: Lardo: I need to beat Alexei Mashkov at beer pong.

35 @omgcheckplease: Jack: haha he's serious about that. Lardo: then why has it taken so long Lardo: time and place Shitty: yessss that's my girl

36 @omgcheckplease: Tater is literally twice the mass of Larissa Duan.

37 @omgcheckplease: Anyway! Back to (#) (◡‿◡) (!)

38 @omgcheckplease: Ransom has his computer and Lardo is writing lists. They're up to something.

39 @omgcheckplease: Nursey just texted me that he really needs "baked goods" this afternoon. I wonder why he's having a bad day?

40 @omgcheckplease: Well! I'll be cooking for most of the day anyway! Because y'all? Jam is in **demand**

41 @omgcheckplease: WHEW. There's something comforting about a warm kitchen full of mason jars.

42 @omgcheckplease: The situation: A friend of a friend got hold of my aunt's jam, & now a good portion of a pro. hockey team is on a jam (or pie) waitlist.

43 @omgcheckplease: He's got more important things to focus on at the moment, but a member of that team should be by this week to pick up the goods!

44 @omgcheckplease: I'm being *so* vague. Y'all'll *never* guess which former Samwell hockey captain and #GoPVDFalconers star will be dropping by for jam.

45 @omgcheckplease: And I really don't mind! I should be doing my reading for Alice, but she's getting jars too. Y'all, what's spring break FOR?

46 @omgcheckplease: Dex just showed up, saw the chaos, and dropped his backpack in the corner. Dex: Need help? Me: Bless your heart.

47 @omgcheckplease: Only on very rare occasions do I use that phrase with good will and a positive intent. <3 These frogs.

48 @omgcheckplease: Nursey: He only wants your dibs. Dex: (1) Bitty's not graduating. (2) You know that people are capable of doing things for others, right?

49 @omgcheckplease: Nursey: He only wants your jam. Dex: Dex: Bitty I wasn't going to say anything but it's my mom's birthday next week and

50 @omgcheckplease: She's up to something.

51 @omgcheckplease: This t-shirt might smell like cherries for the rest of its existence.

52 @omgcheckplease: All these girls out here with majors like "engineering", "art", "cs", & "poli sci". I'm literally trying to graduate by writing a pie essay.

53 @omgcheckplease: *A very lengthy pie essay. Unfurling the shifting roles of baked goods in specific historic eras is copious research.

54 @omgcheckplease: Coach: How's school? Me: My GPA's at [OMITTED], meeting w/ my American Studies adviser on my thesis Coach: History? Me: Me: Pie history.

55 @omgcheckplease: Holster: what ever happened to the better bitty's butt thing or whatever? Ransom: oh the bureau? i'm not saying we achieved goals but.

56 @omgcheckplease: *Ahem* Though not much has changed I feel more confident in my assets. It was about bettering the bitty and not the booty all along.

57 @omgcheckplease: Aw, well Ford sent out a lovely email to the boys. She's getting good practice in.

58 @omgcheckplease: By lovely I mean a detailed schedule of dates for spring semester conditioning, but you get me.

59 @omgcheckplease: I've been so focused on the making of pies & jam that I haven't noticed the STORM on the horizon. Hurricane Lardo&Rans are up to something.

60 @omgcheckplease: They're not trying to hide anything from me, but this might have to do with the kegster they're planning. Or Lardo's birthday?

61 @omgcheckplease: Or Rans'--their bdays are so close together. I gotta tie ribbons on a few dozen mason jars, I'll report when Holster spills the beans.

62 @omgcheckplease: I ALMOST JUST DROPPED A JAR OF JAM.

63 @omgcheckplease: Y'all the #EasterKegHunt, the Sunday kegster, and the birthdays are *all ONE THING*

64 @omgcheckplease: =Group Text= Me: When were y'all going to tell me about this GIANT KEGSTER? Rans: I think we did. Lardo: p sure we did Dex: yuuuup

65 @omgcheckplease: Chowder: u guys order the kegs in the kitchen! Holster: Bitty, kinda late, but you've been in a weird jam headspace for the last few days.

66 @omgcheckplease: Okay, Nursey and Dex are downstairs and are going to help me out. I'm so confused.

67 @omgcheckplease: I guess...I did make a lot of jam. It all happened so fast. These can all fit in Jack's car, right? He'd make two trips.

68 @omgcheckplease: I'm going to bake a pie to recalibrate.

69 @omgcheckplease: Jack: How much is there? Me: A few jars! Holster: Jack, we have the highest jam per capita in the state of Massachusetts.

70 @omgcheckplease: Jack: It can't fit in one car? Please send a picture. Lardo: lol bring a friend Lardo:....bring tater

71 @omgcheckplease: I've stepped out the Haus and can see the volume of jam I produced. I should have stuck to the rivers and lakes that I was used to.

72 @omgcheckplease: New Falconers faceoffs for your AM viewing.

73 @omgcheckplease: =On Shorts= Whiskey: Yeah. They don't look good on the average man. Tango: My legs get so hot. Whiskey: Well. Golf & basketball shorts.

74 @omgcheckplease: Whiskey: swim trunks. I guess athletics shorts are fine. Tango: Mosquito bites when you're wearing jeans. Can never really get 'em.

75 @omgcheckplease: Tango: when it comes to clothes, I just wear whatever and go. Whiskey: I'm taking the last pie slice.

76 @omgcheckplease: I have no idea why I love these tadpoles so much, but I do.

77 @omgcheckplease: Waking up to the sound of wheelbarrows and dollies thumping around downstairs. It's #KeagsterSunday.

78 @omgcheckplease: Ah! Guess who's here and brought a friend!

79 @omgcheckplease: Jack just sighed and looked at me. "Hey, Happy Easter. What's the jam situation?" Good morning to you too.

80 @omgcheckplease: He actually said hi though. I'm paraphrasing. He's absolutely not ready though.

81 @omgcheckplease: Tater: Hey, Zimmboni this not bad for uni party hauses, you know? Clean floor... Tater: [points] Wow curtain!

82 @omgcheckplease: The Swallow moves fast, but these hockey players and these mason jars should be out of here soon.

83 @omgcheckplease: But of course Alexei Mashkov wants a TOUR. "College! Yeah, show me everything!"

84 @omgcheckplease: Whiskey and Tango looking very nice in suits. Jack: Hey [picks up box of jam] Whiskey: do you need help with that we can if you do but yeah

85 @omgcheckplease: Tango:...Is Jack Zimmermann stealing Bitty's jam?

86 @omgcheckplease: = Group Text = Nursey: whens the easter keg hunt Lardo: later Jack: hey y'all! You should drop by before Jack and Tater head out!

87 @omgcheckplease: = Group Text = Jack: i'm on Jack's phone. Dex: The y'all sorta tipped it off.

88 @omgcheckplease: Me: So that was *my* room, and this used to be Jack's, and down the hall are the stairs to the attic. Me: Oh hi Rans. Rans: .............T-

89 @omgcheckplease: I think he just woke up.

90 @omgcheckplease: Okay, we're all done here! I was about to put on a brunch for our lovely guests but *somebody* said quote: "Bits, you really don't have to."

91 @omgcheckplease: Well, I was just *trying* to say goodbye to these young men when the door to the backyard opened. It was Lardo.

92 @omgcheckplease: Lardo: Alexei Mashkov. Tater: [turns around slowly] Tater: ... Tater: Lardo.

93 @omgcheckplease: Well, I'm starting brunch while Tater and Lardo sort all this out. Please don't get beer all over my clean floors.

94 @omgcheckplease: *lunch with brunch food. Drat, it's too late for a ham. Well, we can only do our best, can't we?

95 @omgcheckplease: Jack: where's Rans? Holster: Hiding. Holster: Didn't you guys say you were heading out like two hours ago? Jack: Yes.

96 @omgcheckplease: I have no idea how many rounds they've played but Tater is shouting "best 7! best 7!" This food is gonna get cold.

97 @omgcheckplease: Jack keeps asking Lardo and Tater if they want food. Instead, a shout--"Tango, bring me a plate. With food ON IT."

98 @omgcheckplease: From the hallway. "WHAT! NO! No no no! No way!!! Best NINE!!!!!!"

99 @omgcheckplease: Rans & Lardo made an event for a #KeagsterSunday Pre-game Kegster Hunt and and wellies are...beginning to show up. Um?

100 @omgcheckplease: For the record, Tater's playing with water. Lardo's playing with who knows what.

101 @omgcheckplease: Jack: Ok. Let's head out. Tater: Hey, it's fine! I mean, i'm doing better with crowd.

102 @omgcheckplease: All right, Jack's cutting things short. ("COME ON, ZIMMERMANN!" "ZIMMBONI IT'S TIE!!!!" "No. You guys can have a rematch later.")

103 @omgcheckplease: He's serious...

104 @omgcheckplease: Jack went up to the attic to wish his our captain a happy birthday...And they're off. Lardo and Tater are...friends? Colleagues?

105 @omgcheckplease: Oh my goodness. Whenever we decide to name a kegster, something strange is bound to happen. #KeagsterSunday

106 @omgcheckplease: You're not doing college right if you're not finding easter eggs filled with miniature liquor in your backyard.

107 @omgcheckplease: And yes, they do make mini kegs. The frolicking!

108 @omgcheckplease: Ransom: Do you think Tater and Jack will come back? Holster: Um. Holster: Sure, bud.

109 @omgcheckplease: The Group Text Shitty: what the fucking heck is going on in Samwell, Massachusetts.

110 @omgcheckplease: Lardo: i was so close shits

111 @omgcheckplease: Whiskey: It's cool how Jack just drops by whenever. That's alumni relations! Tango: ....Huh...Isn't it because he's--OW.

112 @omgcheckplease: Dex just smacked Tango in the back of the head. It could have been a dance move. It's a kegster, who knows.

113 @omgcheckplease: Tango: ow.........OHh! He wasn't stealing the jam! Haha, wow, I'm glad.

114 @omgcheckplease: Ohhh, *his friend and our captain!

115 @omgcheckplease: New conditioning sched: afternoon practice and afternoon classes mean late night baking and bad habits.

116 @omgcheckplease: There are times when I thrive rising early? (Esp. when it means trying out new things for breakfast.) But other times...well!

117 @omgcheckplease: Despite my team being creatures of habit, we're also college students / love sleeping in. Not natural early birds (well, most of us)!

118 @omgcheckplease: Not sure if y'all remember, but I used to Tweet about Shitty busting in on Jack quite a bit. Those were mornings! Classic #SamwellMensHockey

119 @omgcheckplease: Big game for the Falconers tonight...#GoPVDFalconers!

120 @omgcheckplease: Nervous for hockey. The Falc have been looking so strong this season. Let's go, boys! #GoPVDFalconers

121 @omgcheckplease: Chowder: !!! Is that Shitty and Lardo on the jumbotron??? Chowder: Oh, it's not. Well, I still like those people!

122 @omgcheckplease: Pie's in the kitchen, we're in the den, laptops and textbooks and pies and hockey. Good vibes from here to Providence. #SamwellMensHockey

123 @omgcheckplease: (I have a reading response due in two hours that I should have done over spring break, but c'est la vie. (I remember French!))

124 @omgcheckplease: During commercial breaks, I'm wondering how this TV has managed to survive so many kegsters, even if it's been carefully stowed away.

125 @omgcheckplease: If you remember, Shitty had his door kicked in one year--nothing's safe. But THE GAME.

126 @omgcheckplease: Ugh.

127 @omgcheckplease: They had a good screen on Snowy; he didn't even see the puck.

128 @omgcheckplease: By the way, watching anything with Holster means you're watching something with Holster. "These announcers are Schooner announcers, geez."

129 @omgcheckplease: "I'm telling you, the do more close-ups on Jack than anyone else."

130 @omgcheckplease: "Hey, Rans, it's Tater, the love of your life. For the record, I think Alexei Mashkov thinks my name is Randy and Ransom's name is Adam."

131 @omgcheckplease: "Their power play is killer. OH, Shitty just texted everyone that they're DEFINITELY doing more close ups on Jack. How's that not creepy?!"

132 @omgcheckplease: 1-1 !!!!!!!!!

133 @omgcheckplease: Me: POOTS!!!!! Dex: They don't actually call him that, right? Dex: At least Jack wouldn't-- Dex: I called a guy Shitty for an entire year.

134 @omgcheckplease: Nursey: Kent Parson's been in like 3 commercials since we turned this on.

135 @omgcheckplease: We're all confused by this. Uncanny on a number of levels.

136 @omgcheckplease: Down. Come on, y'all.

137 @omgcheckplease: When it comes to my peach pies, Ransom in part

138 @omgcheckplease: YES

139 @omgcheckplease: Never check on a pie during play because you'll miss your FRIEND SCORING!!!!!!!

140 @omgcheckplease: I need to see that replay 20 more times, so someone better post that online in the next 60 seconds, thanks. #GoPVDFalconers

141 @omgcheckplease: Half of Samwell men's hockey is in the den about to watch this last period of the #GoPVDFalconers game.

142 @omgcheckplease: No shade to Seattle, but they HAVE to lose. (Even though I think #16 for the Schooners is getting a jar of vanilla bean plum from me?)

143 @omgcheckplease: (I have no idea. A Falc owed one gentleman who was roommates w/ another player--I just gave it all to Jack and try not to think about it)

144 @omgcheckplease: Schooners power play. Lord.

145 @omgcheckplease: Come on. I swear this team does better when their backs are to the wall.

146 @omgcheckplease: PLEASE

147 @omgcheckplease: Lardo' s stress snapchats are calming in a time like this.

148 @omgcheckplease: Lord. Another penalty to kill. #GoPVDFalconers

149 @omgcheckplease: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!

150 @omgcheckplease: TATER SHORT-HANDED AAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

151 @omgcheckplease: Oh my god, I'm crying. They could make it. Oh Lord.

152 @omgcheckplease: Watching is one hundred times more stressful than being on the ice.

153 @omgcheckplease: Lord! It's easier to tweet and listen to these boys reactions, haha!

154 @omgcheckplease: mY HEART.

155 @omgcheckplease: Half a dozen teams are already guaranteed a spot in the NHL playoffs. The Falconers just joined them #GoPVDFalconers #PVDFalconers #GoFalcs!

156 @omgcheckplease: = SMH Group Text = Rans: YEAAAAAAAAAAAH Chowder: Jack!!! Dex: CONGRATS, man! Holster: JACK!!! Shitty: WE'RE GETTING DRUNK IN PROVIDENCE

157 @omgcheckplease: = SMH Group Text = Lardo: you did it you did it you did it you did it you did it you did it you did it you did it you did it you did it you

158 @omgcheckplease: He'll smile when he can finally check his phone. :)

159 @omgcheckplease: The little blurb in The Daily on the Falcs!

160 @omgcheckplease: Dear S.O., Wow! It seems as though one of my favorite vocalists/performers has released a clothing line--and my birthday is upcoming!

#omgcp #omgcp tweets

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okay i'm the Boy Experience anon so here it goes (warning: it's long) okay so i'm a waitress at a bar and grill in the midwest and so these two guys came in one night and sat at the bar and i noticed one of them was hot af and the other had a wedding ring on, and they started casually talking to me bc i had to be at the bar alot to get drinks for my tables and also bc the bartender and i are good friends and so we just started talking casually and that was it (part ii coming next)

(part ii boy experience) and so then the next few nights they kept coming in (they were staying at the hotel across the street so this bar was convenient for them) and they would talk to me more and more and then they found out that it was gonna be my bday on friday (this was on wed) and they said that we all HAVE to do something for my bday and i was soooo into the one guy so i was like shit yeah lets do something and then of course Hottie McHot was all smooth like 'okay lemme get your number'(part iii) so THEN i gave him my number and texted me later after he left and i was still at work and then he was like saying i should come over afterwards to hangout for a bit (i was a bit sketched cuz like this could be dangerous ya feel) but whatevs i did it anyways and he said his room was a disaster so he and i and his friend hung out in the parking lot just talking while the two guys smoked and he was so flirty and SO HOT lemme tell you ill give you a better description in the next one(part iv) okay so this guy's family is from Morocco and so he is dark skinned (about the same tone as zayn) and he has lots of tats like one arm is a sleeve and he is SO muscular holy shit and his eyebrows are fleek af and he has jet black hair with a quiff and PERFECTLY STRAIGHT WHITE AS HELL teeth (tbh it sounds like i just described zayn) im not even kidding you this guy was like my dream man (the real good part's coming up i promise)(part v) so then friday comes around and its my bday and we've been texting a little bit the last few days and he and his friend eat at the bar again and they wait for me to get off work and then i change into an extra af outfit bc its my bday and so i KNOW im looking good and i see hottie stare at me a lil longer than normal. so then we all leave together and get into their rental car (they are here for work from California) and then we go get alcohol (i turned 19 so i couldnt get into bars)(part vii) and so then we hang in the friends room a while but then eventually me and hottie head up to his room and we are cuddling watching a movie and shit and then he starts making out with me (im in heaven already you have no idea) and feeling me up a bit and we were fooling around ya know and he takes off my romper leaving me in a cute crop and some undies and hes in his boxers and then he starts leading it to more and i just aint ready for that so i stopped him(part viii) and then i asked him if he was mad that i stopped us and he was like "you are way too fucking cute for me to be mad at" (the butterflies in my stomach were having a hay day) and so then we just kept making out and feeling each other up and it was hot af truly and the rest of then night we laid around in our underwear drinking wine and smoking out the window of the hotel and we stayed up till 4 am because we both were having SUCH a blast, laughing our heads off and flirting(part viiii) and tbh the whole night felt like a dream or a halsey music video it was very attractive and not gonna lie i felt very sexy chilling in my crop top and undies sitting on the windowsill with a bottle of wine in my hand and he had his hands on me while smoking a cigarette looking like a mf model and we stayed up all night together cuz we didnt want to lose any time together and so then in the morning he told me he felt like he's known me wayyy longer than barely a week(last part) and that he had the time of his life with me the night before and that he'll always remember it and that he can't wait to see me again so in two weeks he's coming back here for business and he said hes so excited to see me again then!!! so we get to have another night together and im soooo happy! he's so sweet and funny and attractive and i had an AMAZING time that night and he's been texting me the CUTEST shit the last few days basically im happy af and i knew you'd appreciate it!!------This!!! Truly sounds like you are living in fanfic and I COULDNT BE MORE JEALOUS OF YOU OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS BABE

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