#anyways enough complaining

[catboy-cyrus]

I don't like how this turned out but I put in too much effort not to post it. Anyways I think about the XY postgame a regular amount.

[captainjonnitkessler]

The second you start talking about some mysterious "they" that are controlling society in some fashion, you are engaging in dangerous conspiratorial thinking even if you're being woke about it. "They" did not institute the 40 hour work week specifically so you would be too tired to revolt. "They" did not invent the sleek minimalist aesthetic in order to crush the spirit of art in the common people. "They" are not pushing mediocre media into the mainstream in order to poison people's critical thinking skills.

Your best case scenario after that is you talk to someone who actually knows what the fuck they're talking about and you get embarrassed because you can't answer basic questions about your own ideology because you never learned anything past "the ruling class/capitalists/politicians are making things bad and if we got rid of them the bad things would all go away!"

Your worst case scenario is obviously the woo-to-fascist pipeline and you end up believing Jews are poisoning American food supplies with GMOs in order to turn us all into beta cucks, so like . . . maybe just stop blaming "them" before you fall down that route.

Obligatory round of disclaimers: Yes, sometimes people do bad things. Be specific about exactly who is doing what instead of ascribing it to some vague group of shadowy elites. Yes, sometimes things in society are bad. Learn to identify the root causes of complex social issues instead of assuming that they're actually extremely simple to fix and we're just not doing it because of some vague group of shadowy elites. Yes, minimalism isn't for everyone. Learn that some people don't share your tastes and get the fuck over it for the love of god.

[saltiestcoconut]

Wrote this as a writing exercise to get a handle on luci and sandys characterization I hope it's good. . . !! This can only be described as a modern retelling of divorce arc hopefully it's entertaining enough to be worth your time otz

Fandom: Granblue Fantasy

Pairing: Lucifer/Sandalphon (lucisan)

Rating: G

Warnings: none

Lucifer spread out his arms and took a step closer to Sandalphon, as if to pull him into a hug, but he took a step back to maintain their distance.

"Sandalphon..."

"No... I won't go back with you...! I don't want to...!"

Sandalphon brought his arms in front of his face and squeezed his eyes shut. Lucifer released a puff of breath and took a few steps forward. Sandalphon didn't move back this time as Lucifer wrapped his arms around his hips and hoisted him over his shoulder.

Sandalphon gasped and thrashed around, demanding Lucifer to release him.

At this point, Gran took a step forward, not liking Sandalphon's ignored protests even if he knew Sandalphon wasn't completely innocent.

"Are you sure it's okay to drag Sandalphon back to your apartment? Especially when he doesn't want to go?"

Lucifer smiled at Gran— a smile so peaceful and tranquil that Gran felt his concern melt away. He pat Sandalphon's calves, an innocent gesture, but Gran could tell it was to prevent him from accidently knocking someting over with his flailing.

"Give him five minutes, he would tire himself out."

"I'm not a child!" Sandalphon grumbled as he continued to hit Lucifer's back.

"I didn't call you a child." Then, now addressing Gran, Lucifer did a short bow. Gran stood a little taller, taken back by the show of respect. He expected the bow to be more awkward than it actually was, since Sandalphon was still squirming over Lucifer's shoulder, yet he executed it with a grace that showed off his strength. "Thank you for looking after Sandalphon while I was away."

"I'm not a pet either!"

"I didn't call you a pet."

Gran rubbed the back of his head. "Is it really okay?"

"It's fine. If Sandalphon truly doesn't want to go back, he's free to leave at any point."

"Lies!" Sandalphon hissed. Yet, Gran noticed that he stopped thrashing.

"I don't lie." Lucifer said with a slight frown. Then, to Gran, "I'll be on my way now."

Lucifer turned around, Sandalphon's hand waving catching Gran's attention.

"Bye Gran."

"Bye Sandalphon. Bye Lucifer."

"Oh by the way, if you need anything to be replaced, feel free to contact me. I assume you know where I live?"

Gran waved his arms around. "Oh no, nothing needs to be replaced. Sandalphon mostly ranted." Gran didn't mention how he suddenly needed a new TV. Based on how pissed Sandalphon was, it was likely that they needed to replace everything in their apartment.

Lucifer nodded, satisfied, and opened the door before Gran could offer to open it for him.

Once the door was shut behind Lucifer, Gran sighed and picked up his keys. It was for the best if he hurried to buy Djeeta a new pan before she noticed her favorite one was broken.

[sunattacksthemoon]

I fucking hate hauling feed bags, literally the fucking worst. AND I have haul this shit in the snow.

[dotcircledot]

toothless doodling

[witchofhistory]

Batfamily/Justice League Prompt

Batman has been trying to figure out who Captain Marvel is for a while and has been getting nowhere. Then the man starts suddenly being late to meetings, changes his scheduled watch hours, etc...

It doesn't hit Bruce until the man starts complaining about how they changed math.

This man is a father. He has to pick his kid(s?) up from school and that's why he can't make the 3:30 meetings, pickup lines can be awful.

Meanwhile Billy Batson is just pissed that the US government decided to reevaluate Fawcett's school systems once they realized the town had been stuck in the 40's for so long and they realized how it differed from current standards.

[the-bitter-ocean]

Hi isat fandom. Points at the sign.

[momomallowart]

Human curling iron + gamer who doesn't stop yapping ʕ⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ⁠ʔ

Here's a version without the text + a closeup too 🫶💗

[hinamie]

So remember me in a softer light

[yardsards]

absolutely enamored by rose quartz's body type and character design. especially after the pink diamond reveal. like, girl CHOSE to become a fat woman. and everyone around her (rightfully) thought she was incredibly hot for it. queen shit.

[leupagus]

On Voting in America

So one of the most profound comments on routine chores that I've ever encountered was, hilariously, the Pickle Rick episode of "Rick & Morty," where (after a lot of shenanigans have already ensued) this therapist absolutely lays Rick out:

"I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is: it's not an adventure. There's no way to do it so wrong you might die. It's just work. And the bottom line is some people are okay going to work and some people, well, some people would rather die. Each of us gets to choose."

I think about this at least once a week — usually while I'm doing my laundry or sweeping or some other task that needs doing and won't get me anything more than clean clothing or a dog-hair-free floor. There's no Pulitzer for wiping down your microwave or scrubbing your toilet; no one's awarding you for getting all the dishes out of the sink. At best you have the satisfaction of crossing it off your list.

Voting is very much the same (and I'm talking about the US here, as an American). Sure, you sometimes get a sticker; but nobody's going to cheer for you. There's no adventure here, no potential for anything more than crossing something off of a list. It's a chore, something that needs doing in order to repair, maintain, and yes even clean. So I get why people don't like doing it.

And I've decided I don't give a shit.

Do it anyway. Your country takes astonishingly little from you — taxes, the once-in-a-blue-moon jury duty, and a theoretical draft that hasn't been used in over half a century and likely will never be again — but it asks you (asks! not requires! not demands!) to vote once or twice a year. It's not always easy; especially in conservative states, the impediments to vote can be ridiculous. But it is once a year and unlike in our nation's all-too-recent past, you will not die if you do it.

In fact, the worst outcome from voting these days is that the person or issue that you vote for loses — but you won't know if they lose until after the election. Polls are less accurate now, for a whole host of reasons; you cannot know until after the election who or what will win. This makes your vote more valuable than possibly ever before.

Use that power. Not because it's exciting or even rewarding, but because your vote is what keeps our country's metaphorical teeth from falling out and our metaphorical ass from stinking.

Brush, wipe, vote.

[lemongogo]

idk if im finishing this falin but i like the dragon part enough.hrmm

[jillfvs]

"nooooo dont add another female LI to the story!! you already have one!! we need more male lis to the rooster!!"

the current male li rooster:

[naomiknight-17]

Hey y'all

I hate to ask for help again when I know I still owe folks some doodles from the last donation drive, but we're in a bit of a spot

My Visa interest and fees come out on Monday and I don't have enough space to cover them. If they bounce I'll be hit with exorbitant overage fees.

If anyone can pitch in a few dollars to help us cover the fees, I'd be extremely grateful. Anything left afterwards will go towards groceries and/or Christmas savings

Thank you for taking the time to read this

[butterflysonnets]

absolutely insane that mike literally p a n i c k e d when will was like "well what about us?" because will wasn't even really making things gay he was honest to god just inquiring about the state of their estranged friendship and wondering why mike didn't make time to talk to him when they're supposed to be best friends but MIKE was the one having an aneurysm like "🏳️‍🌈⁉️ W H AT!!"

“WE'RE FRIENDS” “i know mike” “WE'RE!!! F R I E N D S!!” “right so why don't you call me — ” “I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND” “… that in no way answers my question"

[tomaturtles]

can i play with your hair in a bro way. sit in my lap in a bro way

(Happy Shinkawo Day!)