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“He’s like, the Terminator or something,” Bella says.
Bella is a foul-mouthed, accident prone florist. Jacob is a quiet tattoo artist who opened up his shop across the street.
Read Inked Blossoms on AO3 🌸🐺
@the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis @plainjaniedee @big-idiot-wolf-boys @teamjacobthot
#flowershop au#jacob x bella#im feeling jxb in this chilis tonight#my writing#the way i spent so much time on this mediocre moodboard lmfao#shhhh you saw nothing#anyways come and get yall juice#twilight au#twilight fanfiction
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pspspsps you wanna watch the hungarian animated movie macskafogó (1986) with eng subs so bad
#thank you danny for finding it i didnt know it was up anywhere 💞#agh i might also rewatch on the clock today.... its been a while#anyway. furries/catpeople/mousepeople come get yalls juice 💞#hungaryposting#macskafogó#cat city#(the gif says “come closer Safranek” btw)
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prettiest armpits in the west
#wolf.jpg#for the pit girlies and guylies and theys#come get yall juice#i called out of work today so you get unshaved wolf and yesterdays clothes#anyway i took a dick pic that is according to bug a very good pic but ya aint catch me posting that on main
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“I hope I’ll find all the pieces of my mind that fell out of my head over all those years, and that I’ll be able to put myself together again. I hope the echoes of pain will fade, and memories of sorrow will die, and that you’ll visit me here some day…”
“And I hope you have a happy ending of your own.”
#NICHE BALDURS GATE CHARACTER FANS COME GET YALL JUICE#I may be the only one getting juice but hey. yknow#obligatory if hope has one fan it is me if hope has no fans it means I am dead etc etc#hope bg3#house of hope#baldurs gate 3#bg3#I love her sm you don’t understand#she’s so silly (clinically insane) and she’s brave and beautiful and UGH. hope. my beloved.#hope my fucking beloved#anyways this took fucking forever#I’m not super happy with it but i AM done with it. so. yeah#I was gonna do a bg and stuff but like. I’m sleepy#so you just get the window#also I feel like the light coming through looks a bit shit but again. it’s done for now.#I’ve never tried to draw stained glass and when I tell you it was not fucking easy lol#oh it’s just like drawing regularly but with LESS DETAIL I thought like a smooth brained foool#INCORRECT#there was maths involved#anyyyyywho. all for now. enjoy. please enjoy. if this gets no notes I may cry. a little.
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working on a young!darlin fic where they’re human born/raised
y’all want a snippet?
breathe if yes, recite the bible in japanese if no
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted fandom#redacted darlin#come get yall juice#i’m probably gonna post it anyways sooo#do with this what you will
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another mcyt crossover au that'll promptly disappear from my head a week after i post it
[if you don't know this game, please have #ghost trick spoilers filtered! and please play the game. also be mindful of spoilers!]
ver. without dialogue box under the cut
#hermitcraft#empires smp#goodtimeswithscar#solidaritygaming#ghost trick#goodtimeswithscar fanart#solidaritygaming fanart#jimmy solidarity#evangenny art#evangenny aus#if you know you know ;)#anyways!! scar-jimmy fans come get yall juice#this is my lure of spreading ghost trick propaganda#please be nice to me#OKAY ADMITTEDLY#i have not thought of this au past just these two 😭#my shower thoughts says jowd -> joel; cabanela -> sausage#and one more character who is unfortunately a spoiler#but yea. this is all just from one thought and nothing more 😔 i'm chronically normal unfortunately
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Eddie isn't the type to ask what someone is listening to. If they have earbuds in, he'll just pluck one out and put it into his own ear to see.
He stopped that after he took Steve's headphones, thinking it was some pop or Taylor Swift or even music that Eddie would be into.
Turns out Steve does not listen to that stuff
#Fill in the blanks however you'd like#steve harrington#stranger things#eddie munson#joseph quinn#joe keery#joe quinn#steddie#Personally I think Eddie was met with wap or something#Just out of character for sunshine boy#Of course Steve was like “what do you think i listen to??? We always listen to your music”#“I don't KNOW but I didn't expect it to be THIS?????”#don't ask me what this is#I'm just bored#Meaning you guys get fed weird shit#Anyways come get yall juice#“And Jesus is always with me even when my boyfriend gives me hickies 🙏” Steve wtf is this#Don't wanna spit I wanna gulp I wanna gag I wanna choke I want you to touch that little dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat
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inappropriate everything [mdni plz]
this is probs the most explicit post i’ll ever do, just because i cannot get it out of my head, but um: immediately minors dni. immediately no. IMMEDIATELY no. k thx.
so, um. i have friends who are perfectly sane and normal people until they see an attractive person who they like, be it a celebrity or a character or whoever. right? okay. here are some of the things my friends say when they see someone they find just, like, Absolutely Stunning:
“i’m literally creaming—sorry, i mean creaming—SORRY, I MEAN—” “my back is arching” (alternatively: “why is my back arching?”) “almost meowed” “mmmeow” “purring…” “i’m literally chewing/gnawing on my phone” “my throat feels so empty rn :/” “i want them so bad please i am on my hands and knees BEGGING” “gripping my sheets” “sir your boobs look a little heavy…do you need me to hold them for you?” “bites them bites them bites them bites—” “they are so sexy it’s like a disease” “i want them so bad” “every time i see them i grip my sheets and curl my toes" "they're too fine i want to slam my head into the wall” “just moaned out loud”
anyway. this is gonna be pt 1, w/ just luci; when will i do the others? who knows! i'm returning to the abyss right after this, but enjoy!
lucifer
he isn’t in the wrong here. you are—why were you on the phone in the kitchen and not your room? what lucifer was doing hardly counted as eavesdropping, really. voices carry in the house as is, and you were being loud. as a matter of fact, he was on his way to tell you to quiet down, and he just so happened to be curious as to what you were talking about, and with whom.
“no, barbatos—don’t fucking laugh, this isn’t funny—” you could hardly speak, trying not to laugh yourself.
eyebrows raising in mild shock, lucifer leaned against the doorway, waiting for you to notice him. thinking about it—lucifer was being very courteous. he could’ve listened to barbatos’s end if he wanted to, but he had enough respect for him to refrain from doing so. he contained his “eavesdropping” to you out of the kindness of his heart and, as a result, he had no idea what—who—you were talking about.
“that man, look—that man. you get it. you get it. you’re the only one around here who knows my heart, i’m telling you.”
the conviction in your voice stung him, jealousy simmering in his chest. he’d heard enough, he decided, and pushed off the doorway with his shoulder. he stepped towards you in silence, fully intending to interrupt this clearly fruitless conversation—
“lucifer is such a genuine problem, but there’s no solution.”
he stopped, eyes widening. was he a problem for you? why would you go to barbatos instead of him? what—
“that man is so sexy, it's like a disease. no, it—why are you laughing?” your laughter was loud, strong enough to have you leaning against the counter for support.
lucifer blinked. once, twice, before your words sunk in. then, while you gasped for air, he continued towards you, pride swelling in his chest. a smirk settled onto his face, threatening to widen into a grin as he let you carry on.
you tried to continue talking as best you could, “barbatos, i am in distress—i am dismayed—do you know what i go through when he calls me to his office? do y—i have to prepare myself. i have to steel mys—you don't know what it's like.” you collapsed against the island in a fit of giggles, inhaling sharply to try and catch your breath.
lucifer heard—because all bets were off now—lucifer heard barbatos in a similar predicament on the other end, chuckling quietly. for barbatos, that was quite close to hysterics. by that point, he'd truly heard enough. more than enough, actually. he thought it best to alert you to his presence, as a courtesy—otherwise, who knows what other secrets you might've spilled? and what if someone less kind heard you? that wouldn't do.
lucifer took a final, soundless step forward, standing close enough that you couldn't turn around without touching him. he reached forward, plucking your d.d.d. out of your hand with ease. you whipped around, and he inched closer, trapping you between him and the counter. “barbatos,” he drawled, grinning at you, “they'll have to call you back. apropos of nothing, of course.”
perhaps not polite of him, but lucifer hung up before barbatos could respond. although—he imagined his friend was quite amused at the moment. he slid his free hand around your waist, to the small of your back, pressing you flush against him. your heartbeat was erratic—you were so dramatic, it was cute. he slid your d.d.d. into your back pocket, aware of the steady rise in your temperature. he kept his hand on the small of your back, bringing other up to your chin. lucifer enjoys eye contact, you understand, right? now—
“a disease?” he leaned into you, breath ghosting along your face. “that wasn't very nice.”
#saw i got a strange amt of activity for someone who never posts#so i thought i would crank out one of my drafts#had 2 get something out of my system#“something” it was luci brainrot#but anyway come get yall juice#obey me!#obey me headcanons#obey me imagines#obey me scenarios#obey me lucifer
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Hi, can I interest you in more transfemme Silver?
#art#my art#digital art#silver pokemon#rival silver#transfem silver#i'm gonna draw her more i prommy#anyways transfemme silver truthers#come get yall juice#pokemon#pokemon fanart#pokemon art
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My personal HC is that Shadow learned how to play guitar from Sonic, so can we get the two playing a duet?
they're playing the new fall out boy
#cute headcanon btw#my art#asks#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sth#didnt know if you wanted it shippy or not so I left it pretty ambiguous#anyways band au enjoyers come get yalls juice#sonadow#if you want it to be
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More Orin textposts !! Sorry for everyone who’s feed i am flooding with my foolishness but I promise these are the last ones (unless I decide to make more lol)
#i feel like thats a fitting image to end on#anyway yeah#come get yall juice#little shop of horrors#lsoh#orin lsoh#orin scrivello#seymour krelborn#i am your dentist#saying stuff
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CARRIE X DOUGIE PIECE TONGIHT?!?!?!?!?!
#the way they can go from bickering to being besties in an INSTANT makes them an absolute favorite i must say#like carrie will literally tease him to the high heavens as he does the VERY same back#and then they're instantly laughing together and roasting someone LMFAO#LIKE JUST SAY U LOVE EACH OTHER#anyway. this is for the peeps that were excited for more carrie x douge yall THIS IS FOR U#COME GET YOUR JUICE#at either 5-5:30 or 8 today LMFAOOOO we'll see how my meetings round out today haha#ANYWAYYY#they're insane i love them WOOOO#carrie x dougie#carrie achterberg#silver bullets#mota writings
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Well her face is a map of the world
Is a map of the world
You can see she's a beautiful girl
She's a beautiful girl
- Suddenly I See • KT Tunstall
#my art#en abime#arg#arg fanart#unfiction#unfiction fanart#artists on tumblr#i spent WAYYYYY too long on this lol#not exactly too happy with the final product but i like how mal looks at least lol#anyways stage angel shippers come get yalls juice!!!#stage angel#tati en abime#mal en abime#wooo yeah data ghost sapphics!!!!#tatixmal
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Fandom: Gintama Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shimura Tae/Yagyuu Kyuubei
Valentine’s Day came and went with little fanfare, because neither Kyuubei nor Otae knew what to do with it. Who was supposed to be The Man in their relationship, anyway? Well, thought Kyuubei, I am clearly the more masculine of us two. I will wait for White Day to roll by, and then I’ll pull some romantic declaration out of my ass that’s so life-changing we get married on the spot. This plan is flawless. Well, thought Otae, these gender stereotypes are pretty outdated anyway, I wouldn’t want to stick Kyuubei in The Man box against their wishes. The progressive thing to do would be to wait for them to make the first move for White Day and just follow their lead. Suffice it to say, Kyuubei received zero chocolates on Valentine’s day. Everything went to shit.
#hey what if i completely rewrote a fic from 4 years ago#full turned a 500 word drabble into a 5000 word party#kyuutae girlies come get yall juice#we deserve it#dry as a desert here#gintama#kyuutae#yagyuu kyuubei#shimura otae#wlw#kyuubei x otae#have we agreed on name spelling in tags#well anyway#doing these lesbians the cringefail justice they deserve#gintoki#shimura shinpachi#kagura#appear briefly#implied ginhiji bc you know me#implied implied okikagu#bc u know me#gintama fanfic#ao3#txt#screeds#yeah thats everything
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I’ve been thinking a lot about how Spider felt when he hit puberty and started growing facial hair, making him even more different to the Na’vi. I wonder if he hated it.
Also the inherent tenderness of a boy trusting someone else enough to help him shave for the first time… something about it makes my chest hurt. I really tried to capture it in Foreign Body but there’s so much more that I wish I’d left space for.
#is this me admitting that i might go back and add even more content to my already published and completed fic? perhaps.#spider socorro#jake sully#avatar 2#idk why im posting this im just feeling so soft for spider growing up and battling with his… foreign body (ba-dum tss. i am boo’d off stage#but fr the way he tries and tries and tries to assimilate and his inescapable humanness is a constant reminder of his incongruity with#pandora… like he cant be truly na’vi and growing up he is presented more and more evidence that he will never be#im still turning the Spider as an allegory for second generation immigrants thing in my head… the draft post is getting a bit too long tbh#but i just cant shake the feeling that he struggles with this foreignness a lot- ESPECIALLY knowing his parentage (father)#anyway here are a couple of drawins from the pages and pages of spiders i have in my sketchbook#for me and and maybe 1 other person who thinks about this stuff 🙃 come get yall juice (cricket sounds)#theyre not very good but im really enjoying being nobody out here#so i can post my bad drawings and run away 😌#i'm trying to learn to draw please be kind <3#kid post
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*bangs on pots and pans* ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, COME GET Y'ALL DANCER WIVES CONTENT
#fire emblem heroes#fire emblem#fe13#fe14#feh#Olizura#hiiii i havent drawn in forever bc i recently switched jobs and have a big girl desk job now 💔#love my job v v much but im just WIPED after my shift www#anyways. shoutout to all 3 of my fellow Olizura stans. this one is for you#come get yall juice!!!
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