#anyways I’m not mad at all 🙃
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One of my biggest pet peeves is someone being like “oh let’s be friends, we should hang out” and then proceed to never invite you anywhere
#and when you do invite them they tell you no#yes this is about a specific person in my life#but in general like bro if you’re going out just hit my line??#I also had a crush on this person and it wasn’t reciprocated#pretty sure he is going to end up dating his co worker#anyways I’m not mad at all 🙃#personal
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just worked my last shift 🥳 it’s very weird to be closing a six year chapter of my life
#doesn’t totally feel like i’m not going back#it’s a dumpster fire there but it’s still a little bittersweet#my coworkers got me two cakes and a card with nice messages and flowers and an octopus plushie 🥺#which is a reference to a particularly unhinged moment i was involved in lol#but my boss came in (he was supposed to be off) and gave me a project that kept me there an hour late 🙃#had to make my job stressful all the way up to the very end#yesterday he sent a message saying i was the rock they all depend on and it’ll be difficult if not impossible to fill my shoes#which is nice and all but why didn’t he SHOW his appreciation while i worked there lol#instead of overworking me and passing me over for promotions#i haven’t even gotten a raise in a year and i’m pretty sure the last one was nine cents#anyway#i’m freeeee#came home ready to celebrate but my dad’s mad at me so now i’m eating alone lol#also i see miles joined am for 505 ajsskdjej i’ll catch up on that momentarily#truly an emotional roller coaster of a day
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Someone pls come make dinner 🥲
#me#work is kicking my ass but at least I look cute#I had 6 calls today#have 6 tomorrow and 6 on Thursday 🥲🥲🥲#one of them on Thursday is the one I set with my boss so I can tell her exactly all the things I’m mad about rn#bc hey she’s begging for transparency and pretending something can’t be true unless she hears it directly#so I’ll be the one with the balls to say it to her face idc anymore lol#anyway I’m getting stoned and forgetting about work now it’s dead to me#until tomorrow morning 🥲🙃
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trauma never dies it just lives in ur bones like a ghost until something cracks your soul open and let’s it slip through to haunt u all over again
#yes I’m still waking up in the middle of the night to cry#was really hoping to hold off on the nightmares and stress migraine until tomorrow though#no luck there unfortunately#fuck I am so tired of being so sad and broken#also really struggling not to hate my body all over again for this#like literally can’t do anything right anyway not sure why I thought it would be able to properly grow and house a human#and I still have to work in an hour🙃#mads complains#trauma dump#words words words
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#it was my grandpa’s 80th birthday this weekend and one of my aunts has covid but she came anyway#which like. i get you don’t want to miss it like he’s got a pretty aggressive cancer and who knows what time we have left and thats her dad#and she was like oh i’ll wear a mask#and yesterday she had an n95 but she kept fucking. pulling it off her face to talk#then today she just had a surgical mask so that’s fairly useless and just vents it all out the side#i’m just so mad. a lot of my family has health issues and grandpa has fucking cll like use your brain!!! use your brain!!!#and her antivax antimask trump supporter (we are canadian) son lives with her so he’s been exposed at home and he’s not going to do#anything to protect the rest of us#so yeah. four years of being safe and not having it down the drain ✌️#and i guess i could have been a huge bitch and waited in the car and not interacted with anyone or driven myself home#but what would that accomplish? it wouldn’t have changed anything#we’re all exposed anyway. so check back on me in a week and see how this turned out 🙃#i have midterms coming up too i’m cooked fucking cooked#eve.txt
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my friend cancelled on me last-minute and I’m bummed about it so here’s a picture of my dog in the car
#this friend has to cancel a lot so I’m not too surprised#she has very valid reasons though so I’m not mad or anything#she has to take care of her mom who has dementia all by herself#it’s rough#so we don’t get to hang out often#and even if we plan to there’s always a high chance of last-minute cancelling#but obviously I’m not mad#just kinda bummed#but mostly I hope her mom’s ok#ANYWAY that’s my $30 ren faire ticket going to waste 🙃
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lovely
pairings . hazel callahan x reader
warnings . hazels clingy and touches readers butt like once and calls reader mamas like once 🙃
a/n . i’m sorry this isnt ethan landry but hazel is all i can think about i love mascs guys i need a girlfriend so bad,,, anyways im working on smut for hazel and sfw/nsfw hcs for connor (dbh) so if either of those r smth u guys are interested in PLS lmk 😁
the room was a calming yellow from hazel’s galaxy projector, the most prominent noises flooding her walls were the quiet whirr of said projector and the almost muted music playing from her tv. probably something by the smiths or salvia palth. hazel’s thumb rubbed soft circles into your hip, her other arm serving as a pillow for her head. you were snuggled into her body, legs intertwined as you stare up at her, tracing her features. her jawline, her nose, her cheekbones, if its on her face you’re touching it as softly as you can. you take advantage of the close proximity, taking a mental note of every freckle, blemish, mark, scar, spot, mole you can. you also take note of every wrinkle she gets when she smiles. you’re so in love.
you can feel how nervous she is, you make her so fucking nervous. your hand moves to the side of her face, cupping it and shimmying closer to her, if that was even possible. her lips part as she watches your face, eyes flickering back and forth between your eyes and lips as she lets out a soft exhale. you lean up and kiss her, propping yourself on your arm and pulling her face as close to yours as you could. it takes her a second to reciprocate the kiss, but when she does, its like kissing her for the first time again. every kiss with Hazel is like its the first over again. her hand grips onto your waist, the cold of her rings cooling down your burning skin. she slid it up your body, placing her hand on the side of your neck as you both fight to push against each other. the kiss was soft, yet passionate.
you attempt to pull away, despite hazel chasing your lips, demonstrating she never wanted the kiss to end. you peck her lips a couple times, finally opening your eyes to hers examining your features, much like you were to her a minute before. she pulls you into the warmth of her body, holding you as close as she could.
“haze, its almost 8p.m, i gotta go baby” you speak up softly, hazel tightening her grip on your lower back in response.
you look up at her pressing a kiss to her jawline. “hazel you gotta let me go, love”
she groans, loosening her hold on you. she kisses you in attempt to persuade you to stay. “i don’t want you to leave mamas” she pouts, and you almost give in. those damn eyes always get you.
“i gotta go lovely” you peck the tip of her nose, sitting up from your comfortable position. “come walk me out please?”
she nods and sits up, watching as you get off her bed to collect your things. she moves to sit at the end of the bed, staring at you put your shoes on. you walk over to her and slot your legs between hers, cupping both cheeks and lifting her head to look at you. her hands find their place, softly gripping the underside of your thighs, just under your ass.
“i love you so much hazel” you smile uncontrollably, watching as hazel’s lips pull into the beautiful smile she has.
she squeezes your thighs, pulling you closer to her as she hides her blush by looking down and hiding her face in your chest. she waits a couple seconds before looking back up at you, squeezing your thighs once again. “i love you so much more honey”
you kiss her again, her tilting her head and smiling on your lips. “lets go lover, my mom’s gonna get mad at me” you spoke once she pulled away, pressing a kiss to her forehead.
you grab her hand, hazel following behind as you both walk to her front door. she opens the door for you, spinning you around in the doorway. she pulls you in for yet another kiss, running her hands down your waist and giving your ass a soft squeeze.
“drive safe okay? can’t risk my girl getting hurt” she whispers while she gives you goodbye kisses along your jawline. you giggle, pulling away and pecking her lips.
you put your hands on her cheeks once more, softly tracing your thumbs up and down. “i’ll be so safe just for you, haze. i love you” you kiss her for the last time, turning around and heading off her porch after hazel gives you an ‘i love you too beautiful’
she watches as you get in your car and drive off, blowing her a kiss from your open driver seat window before you drive down the road.
fuck, she’s so in love with you.
#i need her#im so single#hazel pls kiss me#in need of hazel#hazel callahan#hazel bottoms#hazel callahan x reader#hazel callahan smut#hazel callahan fluff#hazel callahan angst#i need to sit on her face#ruby cruz#ruby cruz bottoms#save willow#willow series#bottoms movie#bottoms 2023#ive written hazel sm it doesnt look like a word#i love her so bad#wlw#gay#lgbtq#lesbian
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Hayo, I noticed ur blog and fell in love. I was wondering if I could request Smoker, Crocodile, Zoro, and Hihawk with an S/O who is reckless. I'm talking like Luffy kinda reckless. Oh, this berry might be super poisonous? Only one way to find out-
a/n - awww you’re so sweet I’m glad you like my blog 💜💜 oml I’m giggling tysm nero for the request !
Warnings ⚠️ - crack kinda, g/n reader
Opposites attract
- poor man is so tired
- “CROCO- I FOUND A MUSHROOM LOOK LOOK! It matches your hair!! tastes a bit funny though.” You said excitedly, showing your lover the black mushroom
- the color should’ve been the first hint that maybe you shouldn’t eat that.
- but you ate it anyways
- “cool. Cool.”
- “… wait what.”
- he needed a minute
- then it clicked, you collapsed to the ground, coughing and clutching your stomach from the pain
- “Y/n- you ate a random mushroom?!”
- frantically trying to not freak out
- he’s trying to remain calm. but it’s not working
- god the pain was unbearable, your stomach churning but also cramping at the same time
- And to make it better? You might’ve eaten the entire mushroom 🙃
- he’s not a doctor wtf is he supposed to do-???
- literally slapping your back to try and get you to spit it out
- “I ALREADY SWALLOWED IT- STOP OW!”
- you survived, but crocodile’s sanity didn’t lol
- in battles, you were always the first one to spring into action, much to your lover’s dismay
- “Let’s go!!!” You shouted, jumping off the ship, running straight towards the marine encampment
- “Y/N GET BACK HERE-!”
- he didn’t even get to explain the plan yet
- man loves you a lot, so he sticks with you even though you drive him insane
- “y/n don’t you even think about eating that. it was on the ground.”
- “but- 5 second rule-“
- “NO-“
- ….
- *eats it anyways*
- he’s like a wall
- does he ever express emotion to your shenanigans???
- definition of 🗿
- you end up getting into more dumb shit just to see if he’d react
- you could be choking on a poisonous berry, and all he does is fucking slap your back, and you spit it out no problem
- he’s like those magic moms
- he wouldn’t appreciate being called that
- right before you rush to jump off the cliff, he literally just grabs you by the back of your shirt like you’re a tiny cat
- he does it with one hand while he’s reading the newspaper with the other
- not even looking
- you’re honestly tired of trying to get him to react, so you end up falling asleep on him sometimes, exhausted from all your reckless activities
- oh if only you were awake to see how he reacted to this
- he had a soft smile on his face, and he ran his fingers through your hair, softly patting your back and hugging you close to him
- this was the time that he reacted, and you were unfortunately asleep 🙃
- you’re bad for his health
- you give him heart attacks every single day
- Tashigi has started to give him free therapy sometimes
- when you literally jump off the ship before he can explain the plan to you, he has to quickly grab you with his smokey hands
- he has an amazing reaction time thanks to you :)
- “Smokey! I was just gonna take care of ‘em for you!” You said with a smile, hanging in front of your lover
- how could he not forgive you???? He loved you too much to stay mad
- he has to keep you close by, but when you suddenly disappear, and he sees you beating up a bunch of pirates in the distance
- my god you’re going to be the death of him
- all he wants is for you to be safe, and you’re charging straight towards the danger with a huge smile on your face-
- “Smokey!!!! I beat them up for you!” You said, waving at him
- you were sitting on top the pile of beaten up pirates with your big smile that smoker loved so much
- he couldn’t help but smile back with a tired sigh
- he one time almost couldn’t breathe because he couldn’t find you for a good five minutes before you jumped out of a barrel to spook him
- man was so scared he couldn’t move
- “um. smokey are you ok?…”
- it took a good five minutes for his mind to process what just happened, and then he scolded you for another ten :)
- obviously you didn’t listen to even half of what he said tho 👍
- I mean he has Luffy as a captain, so he’s pretty used to it
- or so he thought.
- you were eating a mushroom right in front of him, and he looked confused as to what exactly you were eating
- “Did the pervert cook give you a mushroom??”
- “No- mffm. I found it.”
- your mouth was full, and then you swallowed it right when he realized
- "YOU IDIOT-! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!"
- frantically slapping you
- it left bruises
- "cant you just shit it out?!"
- "I CANT SHIT ON COMMAND MOSSHEAD!"
- chopper saved you, but now Zoro has to accompany you everytime you explore the islands
- you picked up some berries from a nearby bush, and you were about to put them in your mouth
- he bonked your head with his fist, "don't even think about it y/n."
- "OW THAT HURT IDIOT!"
- you hit him back and it started a whole fight
- you won >:)
a/n - hehe these are fun
#one piece#one piece x reader#one piece hcs#anime hcs#zoro#roronoa zoro#zoro x y/n#zoro headcanons#zoro x reader#mihawk x y/n#mihawk x reader#dracule mihawk#smoker x reader#smoker one piece#white chase smoker#smoker x y/n#crocodile#crocodile x y/n#crocodile x reader#crocodile one piece#7 warlords#straw hat pirates
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It's a date :)
[DP x DC fic]
[Love at first... murder? - part 9]
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Part 1
Ao3
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Private chat nicknames:
RedHood = Jason
Danny = Danny
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The next day, Jason wakes up with a yawn. He stretches, letting out a relieved exhale. That was one of the best nights of sleep he’s had in a long time.
Usually, the Pit’s bothering him, combined with hours of patrolling and fighting crime, usually getting injured as well, he usually wakes up sore and almost just as exhausted as he goes to sleep.
But now…
It was calm. He felt calm.
He didn’t quite dream, though that was fine, as he hadn’t had any nightmares either.
It was… refreshing.
Though, all of it is also kind of… unnerving…
All these good things happening?
The Joker finally dying, meeting a cute guy who doesn’t seem intimidated by him as Red Hood and taking him out on a date, the Pit barely bothering him, sleeping better than he had in years…
With all of that happening, Jason can’t help but wonder…
When is the other shoe gonna drop?
His good mood slightly dampened with disconcertion, Jason gets out of bed with a small grunt. He doesn’t bother to get changed yet, instead moving along to the kitchen to start on breakfast.
After taking in the groceries he has left, Jason starts making some simple bacon and eggs. He catches himself humming while cooking and abruptly stops, continuing his cooking with a small frown on his face.
Why is he feeling this… this… good?
Just what is happening with the Pit?
He’s not enchanted or drugged or anything, is he?
It’s all the unknowns that are making Jason slightly worried.
Are his emotions still his own?
He feels like most of his worries have been stripped from his body. He feels way more comfortable in his skin. He feels happy, content, tranquil…
He just feels so much.
…
But still no rage.
He eats his breakfast while he ponders over his newfound emotional state. It’s as he eats that his eyes land on his phone.
The Bats have probably blown up his phone with calls and messages in the meantime.
And the fact that he doesn’t feel as irritated or mad as he should about it is another point of slight concern.
Either way. Ugh, Jason still doesn’t really want to deal with it.
However…
After he has put his plate away, he picks up his phone anyway and turns it back on. Sure enough, he has too many missed calls and unread messages. And it seems that with his ‘online’ status, some are encouraged again and start sending him more texts.
Jason ignores it all in favor of doing what he had planned to do when turning his phone back on anyway, messaging Danny.
Just so that he has Jason’s number as well
…
And perhaps to plan another date meetup, he thinks with an involuntary soft smile on his face.
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Private chat
RedHood: Hey, it's Red Hood. Just checking in and making sure you also have my number.
RedHood: In case of emergency, of course.
Danny: hi!! 👋😊
Danny: it’s Danny!! 😁
Danny: which you already knew..
Danny: obviously 😅 😅
RedHood: I do now.
RedHood: Who knows, you could’ve given me the wrong number.
RedHood: It’s good to have the confirmation that it’s you :)
Danny: ahh yes!
Danny: good point 👉
RedHood: So, I was wondering if you had the time to meet again sometime this week?
RedHood: I can show you around the city, y’know? Like I mentioned yesterday? :)
Danny: !!!
Danny: yes!! 😁
Danny: that sounds like fun! ☺️ 🙃
Danny: and very useful 🤔
Danny: it’s good to know where not to go 😌
Danny: so I don’t kill another clown 🤡
Danny: haha
Danny: not that I’m like planning on killing another clown! 😰
Danny: no sir, there is no murder on this agenda!! 🙅 🙅
Danny: clowns or otherwise
RedHood: Haha, I didn’t think so.
RedHood: It was pretty clear to me it was self-defense anyway, don’t worry :)
RedHood: Even if it wasn’t, it was the Joker. So who, other than the Bat, cares?
RedHood: And it’s not like I can judge.
Danny: ah, good good
Danny: didn’t want my first impression to be being a murderer 😅 😅
Danny: that’d be bad 😓
RedHood: You don’t need to worry.
RedHood: You made a pretty good first impression in my opinion :)
RedHood: So, when are you free? For the meetup?
RedHood: I can come pick you up at your apartment again, if you want?
Danny: oh yeah that’d be nice!! 😊
Danny: and uhh, lemme check my school schedule real quick brb
Danny: alright, so I have classes till like 12.30 today
Danny: but I’m free from then on 🙃
Danny: minus like, time I need to eat lunch and stuff 😅 😅
Danny: does that work for you?
Danny: I mean else I could probably do like thursday or something 🤔
Danny: if that works better??
RedHood: Today works just fine. And we can pick up some lunch on the way if need be. My treat :)
RedHood: I’ll come pick you up around 1 pm then?
Danny: it’s a date!! 😁
Danny: I mean sure, totally! it’s not a date!! 🙅 🙅
Danny: unless you want it to be a date?.. 👀
Danny: I mean did you mean for it to be a date?
Danny: is it a date? 🤔 🤔
Danny: I mean I don’t wanna assume 😅
Danny: and like
Danny: I wouldn’t mind if it was a date.. 👀
Danny: or if it wasn’t a date!!
Danny: wouldn’t mind that either, of course 😅
Danny: I just wasn’t quite sure where we stood 😓 🥺
Danny: and what the context of the meetup was
Danny: ..?
Danny: Red Hood??
RedHood: It’s a date.
RedHood: ;)
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Jason goes offline and turns his phone back off, still pointedly ignoring all the unread messages and missed calls from the Bats. He slides it onto and across the table in front of him and proceeds to put his arms down in front of him, resting his face on them.
Soft smile still on his face and cheeks colored faintly pink, Jason closes his eyes.
It’s a date…
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Taglist:
@i-always-say-yea @uraniumwizard @why-must-i-be-like-this @griffinthing
#dp x dc#dp x dc fic#dpxdc#dcxdp#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#dead on main#dead on main ship#jason having no more worries and feeling genuinely happy and in love: are these drugs? am i drugged?#jason who never uses smileys unless to flip someone off: *uses smileys to hopefully put danny a bit at ease/make him a little less nervous*#oh and for those who are confused#Jason put Danny in his contacts as 'Nova'. In-chat nicknames will not be the same as contact names#also i love how it doesnt occur to jason that it might be strange for the ppl of gotham to see red hood going out during the day#like he planned the date as red hood and thats what danny knows him as and stuff#but still going about as red hood when going on an actual date + during the day and stuff doesn't seem like a great idea tbh#oh well
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🧡🅑🅐🅚🅤🅖🅞🧡
🧡🅕🅐🅜🅘🅛🅨🧡
💕🅗🅔🅐🅓🅒🅐🅝🅝🅞🅝🅢
Teehee a list of head cannons for family man Bakugo, I’m sorry but I’m such a simp for dilf Bakugo <3
No minors! If you get in some trouble, that ain’t on me 🤷🏽♀️
And if you know me…no you don’t 🙃
May have many typos but oops🤭
Oki babes enjoy <3
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• Honestly…at first, he couldn’t see himself as a father- absolutely no way
• But oops, he got you pregnant 3 times so here we are 🤷🏽♀️
• First child was a boy and two after are girls
• During the first diaper change with his son, he got peed on 💀 one of his fav shirts too
• You can bet you laughed your ass off, and yeah he was mad but he’ll be okay 🤭
• He loves his kids with his whole heart but during them toddler years, he would hate when they ass got sick, wanna know why?
• SNOT BUBBLES AND CRUST-
• You know when kids (specifically toddlers) would get sick and they never wipe their nose so the mucus just stays there and clumps up and gets crusty 💀 yeah he hates that shit- but who wouldn’t?
• And he LOWKEY feels bad, cause his kids would just be jumping around him happy and shi to see their balding ass daddy but he can’t help but grimace at they nose
• “Hey c’mere for a second 💀-“ he would state all calmly and shi before basically wiping off their skin with a tissue
• yeah he don’t play bout that
• DO NOT LET THIS MAN PLAN NO VACATIONS- cause he’ll over do it 💀
• For example, one year yall took the kids to Disney World- BRUH, even when packing, this man was acting like if this trip didn’t go according to schedule- it was gonna kill him 💀
• But in reality he’s just super excited to take his family on vacation. While packing in yalls bedroom he would be like this-
• “So we’re going to animal kingdom on the first day, and then (C/N) wants to go see the princesses, and we’ll need matching shirts or something, oh and can’t forget new bathing suits bc (C/N) needs a new one and then they’ll all want one so everyone is gettin one- and you wanna go to Epcot and-“
• You would say he sounds like Izuku with all this muttering
• This man literally makes y’all be at the airport like 3 hours before the actual flight 💀
• “I wanna make sure we can get situated, I don’t feel like dealing with all those extra people-“
“Okay fair, BUT THREE HOURS? 💀”
• Most def has the dad airport pose, just standing there like “🧍🏼♂️ “ …especially at baggage claim
• Anyways, will always spoils y’all-
• On the plane? First class. Hotel? In Disney world where the park is walking distance. Parks? Basically all of em-
• He can’t help himself, you and him are always so busy with being heroes and parents so he can’t help but spoil the hell out of y’all even though he knows he shouldn’t as much as he does
• Most def one of those dads to y’all instead of stopping your kids when they fight
• Like when you’re at work or something, he’ll be baby sitting talking to Kirishima on the phone or whatever from the couch- and then he’ll hear scuffling loud noises coming from somewhere in yalls house
• “Yeah man and it was crazy, I think we should all get together and go one day-“
“Yeah hold up shitty hair, give me a minute- HEY, YALL BETTER NOT BE MESSING UP THIS DAMN HOUSE……………yeah definitely, we should get together,”
While Kirishima is still lon the line like 🧍🏼♂️
• Or like whenever they fight when your both cuddling at home and you’ll be looking at him, expecting him to stop them but he’ll just be like 🤨???
• “It builds character…that’s how I was raised and look I’m fine…“
😟 FINE WHERE?? (Everywhere)
• okay so idk but this was a memory I had with my dad, but I was a very hard headed kid and never knew when to stop asking for shit I didn’t know nothing about- specifically alcohol 💀
• Like I would always think It was juice and my dad would always say “no it’s not and it’s nasty, you’re not gonna like it-“ but I convinced my self that him and all adults were lying just so kids wouldn’t drink their “special juice”
• But ofc I was persistent and constantly kept asking and he finally let me take a swig and yeah I learned my lesson 💀
• But yeah I can see him possibly doin that 💀 it would be like-
“I want Juice-!”
“It’s not juice, it’s nasty, you won’t like it..”
“Yes it is, I want some of that Juice!!”
“It’s not juice-!”
“JUICE-“
“FINE- here DAMN, go ahead-“
*sips*
“EUGH-“
“YEAH- told you you wouldn’t like it. Now do you want more juice?”
“NO-“
“Yeah that’s what I thought…okay now go get some actual juice- I don’t want your mama on my case..“
• One of his fav things is to cook for his family, like if it was up to him, he would most def take on cooking every night but you won’t let him cause you don’t want him burnt out <3
• His middle daughter specifically loves to help him cook tho when she can, she’s most def his lil sous chef
• Loves to bake with him and everything, oml it’s so cute
• He tries his best to spend quality time with each of his kids, like with his son, going out into nature, his middle daughter, cooking, and his youngest daughter, designing things and dressing him up
• But whenever he spends time, that goes for you too
• Like any personal time he can get with you, he’ll take it
• like as soon as the kids go over to his parents for the weekend, oh yeah he’s all over you
• Grinding on you, eating you out like a starved man, letting you ride him whenever he gets a chance (yeah he’s trying to get all he can out of this weekend)
• And like you can be as loud as you want 🤭
• He most def walks around shirtless when no kids around, he has a bit of a dad bod but it’s still hawt and you can still see the scratch marks on his back from your last session tee hee
• He loves these intimate moments with you. They’re more of a need, but sometimes he puts too much into it 🤭
• And oops, there goes baby #4 🧍🏽♀️
• Welp that’s my take on Family Man Bakugo 🤷🏽♀️
⬇️Song of the day ⬇️
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my first kiss story made me second guess everything about myself
I kinda had really, really strong feelings for my best friend and the first time I spent the night over at her house, she kissed me after I admitted that I, at 22, had never had my first kiss. We just kinda stared at each other after and I didn't know what to do. She scurried off immediately, running to sleep in her own room instead of the guest room with me. Then I spent the entire night crying because I wasn't sure if that made me a lesbian or not (also had been grappling with being in love with a woman so I was all kinds of confused). She did it three more times over the weekend while also holding hands and playfully introducing me as her girlfriend to strangers (I had assumed it was just a joke or something until she kissed me).
Then I told her about my feelings for her and she turned me down and within twenty minutes she started telling me about her tinder matches and how she didn't see any women. First girl she went on a date with was a carbon copy of me.
Oh and the night she kissed me, we had just finished watching season 2 of Good Omens and cried over the ending together while she said she was so mad at Aziraphale for walking away🙃🙃
your life is a classic lesbian novel 😔 anyway you’re gonna kiss so many more pretty people i’m sure of it ❤️
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p.s. i love you (2)
pairing: doctor!jungkook x doctor!oc
summary: you manage to let your health get the better of you, and when you faint in the operating room, theres a certain man ready to scoop you into his arms and bring you home to take care of you.
warnings: oc faints being on her period, jk takes care of her afterwards and brings her back to his place, but jk is being SO confusing in expressing his feelings, they end up sharing a bed 🥹
word count: 1.8k+
p.s. i love you masterlist!
- p.s. i love u (1)
You’re reluctant to walk back into the hospital the next day, not because you don’t want to work, because of a certain man who embraced you and called you “baby” yesterday.
Maybe that was it, since nothing else happened after that.
You sit down far away from Jungkook in the briefing room, and as much as you want to peer at him to see if he notices your presence, you control yourself.
The briefing is quick, your head of department deploys you and Jungkook again to look over new students who were practicing in the hospital.
It’s awkward when your head of department exits the room, there’s tension in the air as neither one of you says a word.
Jungkook takes the first move and walks out of the room, not sparing you a glance.
Immediately you start to overthink, wondering if he was mad at you, or if yesterday meant nothing to him.
It wasn’t like he kissed you anyways, the pet name probably slipped out with meaning.
Even though your heart had ached a little after he had practically ignored you, you had to move on with your busy day.
Throughout the day, you didn’t have any appointments with Jungkook, meaning you’d probably not even interact with him today at all.
Yet you somehow manage to let the man slip into your thoughts at every appointment, clearly affected by how he had paid you no attention after yesterday.
Did he think you were weird? Did he just say and do all that out of sympathy yesterday? Maybe you were overlooking everything.
“Excuse me, Ms ___,” The current patient, a young female, had cleared her throat, catching you daydreaming while she was telling you her symptoms.
“I’m so sorry, I spaced out, could you repeat that again for me?”
You frantically apologise to her, as she repeats her sentences again, this time with a bit of agitation hinted in her voice.
You seriously need to get him out of your head.
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You go to bed with a heavy heart, overwhelmed by the amount of feelings and stress you’ve been met with.
All thanks to Jeon Jungkook, who confuses you so fucking much.
You’re hesitant as you finger hovers over the send button:
you: hey jungkook, just wanted to check, we have to look over a bunch of students doing the surgery for Mrs Park tomorrow, you’ll be there?
You press send and quickly shut off your phone.
There's a vibration against your chest where you phone is.
You take a deep breath as you slowly lift your phone, anticipating the worst.
He’d probably be annoyed that you even texted him, maybe he’ll tell you to piss off, or reply an ‘Ok.’ or a ‘Yes.’
jungkook: yeah ill be there, see you! 🙃
Oh.
You catch yourself smiling a little too hard at the text, slapping your face and telling yourself that he probably texts like that to everyone.
He plays with your feelings too much.
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You wake up to your alarm blaring, groaning as you stretch your arm over to turn the alarm off.
It’s 5am in the morning.
And your sheets are stained red.
What a better way to start off your day with your period, you stained your newly washed sheets and the cramps in your lower belly begins to start.
Cringing as you climb off your mattress, you hurriedly rip off the sheets and toss it in the washing machine, cursing at yourself for not noticing that the date of your period had been nearing.
You feel like absolute shit, you couldn’t even stand to brush your teeth from how lightheaded you felt.
The blood draining from out your body made you practically immobile from how dizzy you were, but in this case you couldn’t just skip work, you had a whole day of important meetings and tasks which would be a pain to shift to another day.
You stuff a good number of pads in your bag as you get ready to leave the house, mentally preparing for the long and dreadful day ahead.
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You’re shifting uncomfortably in your driver’s seat as you pull into the carpark of the hospital, giving yourself a pep talk to not cry or burst into tears the moment you walk in. You were definitely not in the mood for this today.
Still you walked into the office with a smile, hopefully no one can tell you’re actually hiding a full face of pain as your lower abdomen clenches again, causing pain to shoot around your body.
Walking into the surgery room as you greet the students, you spot Jungkook all geared up in his attire as he gives you a small wave.
You smile under your mask waving back, but he can’t see, from all the surgical attire you were wearing.
He doesn’t need to know anyways.
So far everything is going well, the students seem to be well trained in both preparing and carrying out the surgery, you and Jungkook give tips here and there to the students as they actively receive the feedback, eager to learn.
It makes you happy to see such enthusiastic future doctors and surgeons.
However, those happy thoughts don’t last long as you’re hit with another dizzy spell, the cramps in your abdomen increasing by the second.
Your vision goes hazy, you know you should be taking a break with how much pain you’re in, and the fact that you were about to lose balance.
But you didn’t listen to your body, telling yourself to bear it a little longer, it was only a matter of minutes until the surgery was about to be finished.
The next thing you know, you feel yourself falling to the ground, losing consciousness.
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Jungkook is too far from you to react in time, as he watches you fall to the ground, head hitting the floor with a loud thud.
The students in the room whip their head towards you, all gasping and some rushing to you.
Jungkook reaches you in a matter of seconds, he cradles your head as he attempts to shake you gently, trying to wake you up.
“Okay guys, we need to finish the surgery, it’s important that in these type of situations, we cannot leave the patient hanging,” He makes an effort to use this as a lesson for the students,
“I’ll bring her over to a room to be taken care of, and I’ll get the nurses here to call another doctor to look over the procedure okay?”
The students nod, some still shocked at the sudden situation.
Jungkook signals for the nurse to page for another doctor to come in, and he carries you, rushing you out of the room to call for a room and more help.
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As you open your eyes, your vision clears up, as you stare at the white tiled ceiling.
Where were you?
You start to regain your senses, feeling a heavy weight near your thigh.
Jungkook’s head is resting on your lap, soft snores fill the room, his hand enveloped in yours.
Oh
My
Gosh.
Your poor heart begins to thud against your chest for the millionth time this week.
You reach your other hand towards his sleeping face, brushing a strand of hair away from his shut eyes.
His hand tightens around yours as he stirs in his sleep, eyes slowly opening as you panic,
“Are you feeling better?” Jungkook’s voice is raspy, he sits up and tucks your hair behind your ear.
He tells the whole story about how you had completely passed out on the floor
Jungkook makes sure to include the part how he was the one who carried you in here
“Yeah, thanks for bringing me here,” You whisper, you’re trying not to lose it from his ministrations.
“You should take better care of yourself y’know, if you needed a break you could’ve told me, I would have let you rest,”
His words make you dizzier than your period does.
“I can take care of myself, I just, I wanted to bear it a little longer since the procedure was almost done, maybe I overestimated myself,” Your fiddling with your hands as you speak, not daring to look into his eyes.
Jungkook’s tattooed hand grabs yours,
“Well I’ll make sure to stand near you from now on, I’ll catch you if you fall,” He teases you, playing with your hands as he smirks at you.
“Don’t say that,” You roll your eyes at him playfully, even though you were currently about to go insane deep inside.
“I mean it though,”
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And somehow the night ended with you here, hands around Jungkook’s waist as he swerves his motorcycle around the cars, bringing you back to his apartment.
You don’t know how you ended up here, but Jungkook is extremely good at convincing you to stay at his apartment, saying that he “doesn’t want you to collapse alone in your apartment so you should stay in case,”
You’d take any excuse he gives you anyday.
“Sorry if my apartment’s a little messy, wasn’t expecting anyone over,” Jungkook mumbles as he opens the door
You don’t have time to respond to him before you squeal at the doberman whose tail is wagging excitedly at the new visitor in his house.
“Oh my gosh~~” You coo at the dog, your period pain long forgotten.
“Sorry if he’s being jumpy or licky, he tends to get excited when there’s new visitors,” Jungkook explains, placing your shoes next to his at the entrance of the door.
“It’s fine gguk, stop apologising for things when you’re literally doing me a huge favour,” You laugh, then you go quiet for a second from letting the nickname slip.
Shit, it’s your turn now.
“Gguk?” Jungkook teases you, but you only slap his arm playfully in response as he raises an eyebrow in amusement.
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Jungkook’s cooking dinner for the both of you as you stand next to him, mesmerised by his cooking skills.
“Oh my gosh, smells so good,” You groan as you watch him stir the fried rice in the pan, palms leaning on the counter.
“Yeah?” Jungkook smiles, turning to you.
You’re caught off guard by his smile, you cough and turn away from him before he can watch you turn red.
Suddenly you’re extremely interested in Bam who’s sleeping in his cage, squatting at the entrance, you pretend to be intrigued by the dog.
Jungkook chuckles at you, his heart warm as he watches your flustered state.
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“You can take my bed, I’ll sleep on the couch,” Jungkook leads you into his bedroom as you scan the room.
It’s simple and modern, definitely what you thought his bedroom would look like,
Not that you imagined his bedroom or anything.
“But this is your room! I can’t just kick you out of your own bedroom,” You would feel awful if you made him sleep on the couch of his own house.
“Okay then we can sleep here together then, you’re not sleeping on the couch either,” Jungkook plops on his bed, tapping the space beside him.
“Come on, there’s lots of space,”
Jeon Jungkook’s going to be the death of you.
#jungkook fluff#jungkook#jungkook au#jungkook ff#jungkook smut#jungkook x oc#jungkook x reader#bts#bts ff#bts fic#jungkook angst#jungkook imagine#boyfriend jungkook#jungkook fanfic
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Love Me or Just Let Me Go
A Jonathan Crane Love Story
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Look who's back and trying to find her footing again 🙃 sorry for the delay, but between my mental health and personal life, things weren't going well and I needed a break. ANYWAY, I'm back with a new series (as well as ready off a few others), and I hope you all enjoy it! I really missed posting.
Just in time for Halloween, Dr. Jonathan Crane. I just figured (as I start to branch out) it's time to write about my favorite Scarecrow. I'm sorry this is so damn long (I really am), but I hope you all enjoy it! Since Tumblr is still on its bullshit, I can only post part of it here, but the full post will be on AO3 (I'll leave the link). As always, thank you @fuckingbye for the amazing moodboard. I love you!
Word Count: 56,703 (I said I was sorry)
Warnings: SMUT (Minors DNI), Swearing, Drinking, Degrading Kink, Car Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Smoking, Arguing, Family Drama, Angst, Mentions of Abuse, Fluff (ish), Childhood Trauma, Self Hate, Revenge, Loneliness, Trust Issues, Mental Health (or lack thereof)...I think I handled everything?
Song(s) That Inspired This Chapter: Man, You Make It Easy For Me. So, Why Can't I Make You Love Me?
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I do not give permission/consent for my works/stories to be posted elsewhere. I do not condone this kind of behavior or relationship, this is for entertainment purposes only.
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“Doctor Crane,” you smile sweetly as your favorite patron makes his way to the counter.
Your smile may be sweet, but you know your eyes show the same thing they always do whenever he shows up: pure desire and lust. The coy smile he always returns lets you know that he’s very well aware of the effect he has on you.
Effect.
“Same as always?”
“Coffee, black, please,” he smiles as he pulls out his wallet.
“New admittance at Arkham?” you ask, turning and starting on his second usual
At least three times a month, he orders a black coffee.
“No, but it is late night for work.”
“When isn’t it in Gotham?” you scoff, placing the lid on his drink.
“How about you?” he asks, handing you a twenty.
“What about me?”
“Another late night?”
“I’m the only one brave enough to close the store, so yeah. I always have a late night,” you laugh softly, taking his money while typing the amount into the register.
“Gotham doesn’t scare you?”
“Well, I’m sure you’ve met my Mother already, and I witnessed what drove her to madness, because I saw my Father’s death, so no. Gotham doesn’t scare me.”
“Your Mother...” he trails off as he looks you over, “Y/M/N?”
“I’m surprised you’re just figuring it out,” you laugh handing him back his change. “Everyone always said I look just like her, but I’m guessing the piercings, dyed hair, and tattoos have changed my appearance a bit.”
“Your Mother is quite the character.”
“You’re putting it nicely.”
“Keep it,” he says, gently pushing your hand back.
“The coffee was only two dollars.”
“Your company is always worth much more than that,” he laughs. “If you don’t mind me asking, how were you able to handle it so well?”
“If I tell you that, there will be no reason for you to come around for your afternoon tea, will there? Besides, you’ve got a late night of work ahead of you, and I’ve got ungrateful customers to tend to,” you smirk, cocking an eyebrow.
“Guess I’ll just have to ask again tomorrow.”
“Play your cards right and you may just get an answer,” you shrug and he laughs.
“You have a good night, Y/N.”
“You too, Dr. Crane.”
“Jonathan.”
“Jonathan Crane,” you smile as he grabs his coffee, nods, and walks away.
And just like that, he was gone. It’s the same conversation every day, today a little more telling just because he knows a bit (or a lot depending on how you look at it) about you. It’s always the same amount of small talk, flirty eye on your part, and him looking as if he’s interested but knows better. Smart on his part.
Sure, he deals with crazies, but he’s never dealt with you.
For the rest of the evening, you live in the feeling of that little exchange. Yeah, the man looks like he can’t carry a bookcase, but you know it’s all an act. You’re not dumb. You’ve heard whispers about Dr. Jonathan Crane, and most of it isn’t pleasant. It’s most definitely in your best interest to stay away, especially considering that your Mother is a patience at his place of work, but you can’t stop yourself. Beside, you live in Gotham.
It’s not like you have a ton of “good guys” to choose from.
You can’t pin down exactly what draws you to him, but you know that you can’t turn it off. You’ve tried multiple times. From the first time you laid eyes on him, you wanted him. No, you needed him, in the most unnatural way. Maybe it’s from living in Gotham all your life but, for whatever reason, you feel a sense of security when he comes in.
Yeah, you’ve definitely been in Gotham for too long.
“You’re sure you’re okay to close up all by yourself?” your co-worker Michael asks as he grabs his backpack off of the coat rack, while the last customer scurries out.
“I do it every night, Mike,” you scoff, wiping down the counter. “Get home safe.”
“Ya know, working with you is hard,” he sighs and you start laughing. “What?! It’s true! You’re the only one ever willing to close up shop-”
“It gives me a thrill,” you smirk with a cocked eyebrow. “Go home and tell Josh that you fought off a mugger, if it’ll help your ego.”
“He’d kill me if I ever tried to stop crime from happening,” he laughs softly. “You sure you’re okay, babe?”
“I promise. Get home safe.”
“You too,” he nods before walking out.
You lean against the counter, pull out your phone, and scroll through all the evening news you’ve missed.
Another raping, another stabbing, another kidnapping....it’s all just another day in Gotham. You don’t even bother to look up when you hear the front door open and close.
“If you want coffee, you’ve come to the right place. If you want anything else, I’m afraid you’re in the wrong damn shop,” you mumble as an article about Arkham Asylum catches your eye.
You may not see your Mother often, but that doesn’t mean you don’t care about her.
“How about a cup of tea?” a familiar voice asks.
You look up to see Dr. Jonathan Crane standing at the counter, small smile tugging on his lips, but his hair is out of place.
“Rough night, Doc?” you question, pushing yourself up with your foot, making your way over to the kettle and setting it up.
“What makes you say that?”
“Your hair is out of place and there’s a bit of blood on your glasses, and the lapel of your shirt.”
“You’re more observant than I thought.”
“You’ve thought about me?” you tease, pulling out his his favorite tea powder.
Ginseng.
“More than you think.”
“And why is that?”
“Because you’re a mystery.”
“I’m sure you’ve met far more interesting subjects than me. You’ve already met my Mother.”
“While she is very much a fun case to study, now that I know she’s your Mother, you’re much more...complex.”
“I’ll choose to take that as a compliment,” you laugh, finishing up his drink before pouring it in a to-go cup. “That’s the nicest way I’ve ever been called insane.”
“Far from insane, Y/N. Very far. More like-”
“Troubled?” “Not that either...a to-go cup?”
“You’ve never been one to sit and stay since you started working at the Asylum.”
“A good point. What else do you know about me?”
“Nothing.”
“What else have you heard about me?”
“Things I’m sure you don’t wanna hear about,” you promise, looking him over as you lean against the counter. “No charge. You get home safe.”
“You see blood on my glasses and my shirt, but tell me to get home safe?”
“Who am I to judge?”
“You know, this day has been very telling about you but, at the same time, I feel like I know you less than I did before.”
“If I’m not keepin’ ya guessing, what’s the point of our lovely little chats?”
“Who says that I need these little moments to keep me interested?”
“Show me that you don’t.”
“Have a drink with me and I will,” he smiles coyly, mischief in his eyes.
Every red alarm in your brain goes off, but you’ve never bothered to listen to them before, so why start now?
You poured yourself a cup of coffee and slowly made your way from around the counter, ignoring the the sirens as they grow louder and louder, and sit across from him at the small table.
“Jonathan,” you smile, mischief dancing around in your own eyes as you take a sip of your coffee. “Take your best shot.”
“What do you fear?” he asks with a cocked eyebrow and you scoff. “What?”
“What do you think I fear?”
“I can’t get a read on you.” “That’s fair, I guess,” you shrug, swirling the coffee in your cup around a bit. “I’ll tell you what I fear if you tell me something about you. I’ll know if you’re lying, so don’t try it,” you proposition, meeting his gaze with a devilish glint in your eye.
You really shouldn’t be playing this game.
An evil smirk spreads across his face before he responds with, “I’m the one who created the fear toxin.”
‘Will you stop fucking playing this game?! Tell him you need to get home!’ your brain begs, but you’re just starting to have fun.
You’ve never been good at doing what’s in your best interest.
“That tracks,” you shrug before taking a sip of your coffee.
“It tracks?”
“You work at the Asylum, no one in this city really has a good and clean record-”
“Oh? What’s on your record?”
“I put laxatives in drinks of customers who piss me off,” you tell him nonchalantly and laugh and when he practically chokes on his tea. “What? I don’t seem capable?”
“For some reason, I thought it would be something along the lines of murder.”
“No, I’m afraid the only thing I’ve ever really broken is hearts.”
“Why’s that?”
“I learned very early in life to never get too attached to anyone in Gotham. Never works out well for me.”
“Your parents?”
“Parents, first real love, last serious relationship. I fuck until I’m bored and then I leave.”
There’s a flicker of something in his eyes, but you can’t tell what it is. It’s not disdain or disappointment, but more along the lines of...shock? Confusion.
“So, you have fear of abandonment?” he asks as your timer goes off.
“Well, it’s time for me to close up shop, Dr. Crane,” you smile, getting up making your way back behind the counter with your half full cup of coffee.
“I didn’t take you as someone who’s a liar,” he comments and you don’t miss the irritation in his tone.
“I never said I wouldn’t tell you, I said it’s time for me to close up shop. However, I do like having this effect on you.”
“And what effect is that?”
“Rattling your cage.”
“Oh, you do much more than that, and I think you’ve known that for quite some time.”
“Oh, but Doctor Crane, this is the first time you’ve ever had the balls to court me,” you smirk over your shoulder and he laughs.
“How long does it usually take you to close up shop?”
“As long as I want it to. Why do you ask?”
“Do you have any plans tonight?”
“Do you want me to?”
“I figured we could...take a walk around the city.”
“You’re a very confident man, Dr. Crane.”
“No one’s gonna touch me out there.”
“And what on earth would we talk about on this little walk?”
“You.”
“Your obsession with me is cute. I like it a lot.”
“I wouldn’t say it’s an obsession, more like...fascination.”
“And what’s so fascinating about little old me?” you ask, covering the tops of all the different syrups.
“Like I said,” he responds softly right behind you, causing you to jump, “because you’re a mystery.”
Oh, you’re fucking in it now.
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You can read the full story here
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tags: @autumnrose40
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you should make arab two-but headcanons pretty please
okay I know who asked this ( @crazability ) and I’m not super confident but I did a little bit of research so I hope this isn’t dumb 😭
- first of all, his name is Keith Mathews, so I’d say his dad is probably white or something, doesn’t really matter since the asshole left anyway. BUT ON TO BRIGHTER THINGS, he loves his mom so much omg he is such a mamas boy.
- His mom came to America for university because she’s a smart cookie and wanted to travel the world, ended up staying because she fell in love with his dad. And then he left and she doesn’t have a degree so she’s a barmaid now 🙃
- I like to think his dad left when his mom was pregnant with his sister, so his sister probably has a more Arabic name. Let’s call her Mariam
- I like to think that Cathy and M&M are his cousins because like him, they have grey eyes, so he’s super close with them and they like to hang out whenever their parents have parties or weddings or whatever. He will eat until he passes out, wake up, and then start dancing and making himself the center of attention. It embarrasses his little sister so much
- He does not respect his elders and it embarrasses his mom so bad, it’s like the only thing he can do to actually make her mad at him 😭
- He has met his grandparents once, because they came to visit, and he made a dick joke. His mom just stared at him for a second in absolute shock
- Despite that, his grandparents actually do like him a lot. They like his sister more though, because she’s a sweet little thing
- He isn’t actually religious but his mom is, so he does some things just to appease her (especially when she’s upset with him and he wants to make it up to her)
- For example, he has a tattoo that he covers up when he’s at home so he doesn’t upset his mom.
- He actually has kind of wavy/curly hair, but he cuts it short enough that it isn’t really easy to see, also he greases it so it isn’t always obvious. He got that hair from his mom (the type, not the color. He got the carrot orange from his father)
- His mom is always making him take food to the Curtis bros 😭
Hope these are okay craz 🌺
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Girl I’m literally so done with tumblr sometimes..
PEOPLE BLOCK ME FOR NO REASON ‼️😭
I have my age in my bio (not a minor) and I don’t have a blank blog and that’s mostly what people block for.
I was just going through my feed or whatever you wanna call it and I found this writer I really liked and decided to go on their blog and go through their master list to look at all their works, i get up from my phone for like a hour and I come back and..IM BLOCKED 😭 I’m so sad dude..maybe it was because I was spam liking so many of their posts? I honestly don’t know but this has happened to me like 3 times now and it disappoints me because they all had really good works on their pages 🙃
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Aweee 🪼 babes im so sorry!
idk, people block for anything these days tbh and i mean it's their right but i know it never feels good when it happens. i only know of like 2 people im blocked by and it was very much a huh moment but w/e, i just blocked back and went on about my day.
idk if you have a rules, or what content you reblog but some people block because people like/reblog dark content, age-up, etc, etc.
blocking for spam-liking is so stupid bc it does not shadowban you, literally an ex tumblr employee came out and said it too. and i know a bunch of likes isn't as good as a reblog which helps fic visibility more but contrary to popular believe likes DO help visibility!!!!!
By default, "Include posts liked by the blogs you follow" is activated in your dash settings. So unless a person turns it off (which i bet most people dont bother and dont even know its a thing) its very likely that a post you like, someone you follow will see.
this is what it looks like:
(literally just took that off my dash and it doesn't have to be based off a reblog this was just the first one i could find)
Not to mention theres many blogs complaining about lack of interactions but then by saying "no spam liking" pretty much scarring mofos into not to interacting with them dkjshfjhsd. madness luv, literally.
lmfao anyway, im so sorry you were blocked babes! all i can say is try to respect each blogs rules 🤷🏾♀️ but i definitely agree that im also a person thats not gonna like anything if i have to guess how many likes is spam for you or keep a tally of the like/reblog ratio lmfao nah im too autistic/nervous/anxious for that kfjhdkvajdhfk.
omg wanna know something embarrassing tho? once i was high and thought i was on my dash just liking away shit AND IT WAS ALL FROM ONE PERSON'S BLOG i was so embarrassed!!! but they didnt block me and i must have liked like 50 posts scrolling for a good hour kdhjdkfjhsd. so not only was i spam liking i was the creeper ho scrolling their page from posts like 6 months ago jfsdhkfdjhs 😭😭😭😭
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Being Seijoh’s Manager:
Confessing to Shinji Watari
Shinji Watari featuring Seijoh x Fem! Reader (she/her pronouns)
Warnings: swearing (?), fluff
AN: this is a request from 🦢 anon! I changed it up a little to confessing instead of dating 😌 I hope this is acceptable!
Liberos are so underrated in HQ
There I said it, don’t come for me 🤚🏻
And just look at this cutie!!
The man who inspired Noya to learn to jump set from the back row
Honestly the G.O.A.T.
Also, he just oozes respect juice
He has so much respect for his upperclassmen and I know he drinks women respect juice like water!
Anyways, Seijoh had been thinking of getting a manager since FINALLY Oikawa would be retiring from the team 🙄
As much as an asset he was, he was the #1 reason they couldn’t have nice things
Needless to say, the second and first years were hard at work, scouring far and wide for a manager
Now, you knew of Seijoh’s infamous volleyball team
You also knew of loserkawa because all of your friends had crushes on him
Seriously… y tho?
But not you, you didn’t really find Oikawa to be your type
Instead you found interest in someone else 👀
A certain short haired, blue eyed angel
You were in a few classes with Shinji and knew he was on the volleyball team
But he honestly never seemed to notice you
He was pretty popular and he talked with everyone
But you ☹️
It honestly kind of hurt your feelings
But you see, the reason he wasn’t talking to you wasn’t because he didn’t like you
Oh no no no
In fact, it was the opposite
Man had the BIGGEST crush on you!
Literally, he watched you from afar way more times than he’d care to admit
You were so cute and fun
He adored your smile and how friendly you were to everyone
So when Seijoh found themselves in need of a manager…
Well let’s just say that a certain SOMEONE noticed your mutual pinning with Watari
A certain replacement setter 🙃 who was kind of annoying but like also way less annoying than Oikawa
Yahaba thought you would be the perfect addition to Seijoh’s team
You were smart, calm, fun and most importantly, cute 🥰
Which is why he asked you to be Seijohs’s manager, right in front of Watari
Man’s knew what he was doing
“Hey YN!” Yahaba shouted as Watari watched, confused as Yahaba ran up to you, “I was wondering if you’d be interested in being Seijoh’s manager?”
You looked at Yahaba and then your eyes drifted to Watari, who looked heckin mad that Yahaba was even talking to you
“Umm well I umm don’t know much about volleyball,” you shyly said
“Let me ask you, do you have a crush on Oikawa?” Yahaba asked as Watari glared at him from behind and you gasped
“WHAT NO!” You shouted
“Ok then you need no prior experience! Watari will walk you to practice tonight! See you there Yn!” Yahaba said running away quickly
Please he thinks he’s SO smooth 😅
Watari and you rn 👉🏻👁️👄👁️
After class, Watari nervously awaits you
You come out, smiling shyly as he greets you, walking you to the gym
“I’m glad you agreed to be our manager Yn,” he said, blushing
You practically die because he’s so freaking cute 😩
In the gym, you are greeted by Yahaba, Kyotani, Kindaichi and Kunimi
They are all extremely respectful and so happy your here
But then you hear it
The voice to break all sound barriers
Because guess who’s still on the team 🙄
“Oh my goodness is that Yn-Chan!” Oikawa screeches
The younger guys 👉🏻😐 please don’t leave us Yn we promise he’s leaving
“Hello annoying-kawa,” you responded
Please the rest of the guys are so freaking happy 😌
Despite the setback of having to deal with Oiks, you decide to take the manager position
Mostly because you get to be close to your crush 😻
You come to live and adore your team
Yahaba turns out to be a solid leader
Kyotani is quiet but super respectful
Kindaichi and Kunimi are both just happy you exist
And Watari, well he’s flustered like 98% of the time
You look so pretty in your managers uniform 🥹
You are super helpful to all the guys and always there when they need you
Watari has gotten more comfortable talking with you and vice versa
He helps you with water bottles and hanging nets
He helps you learn the game, rules and each position
Heck he even walks you home at night 🥰
Literally the sweetest boy
You’ve done well handling Oikawa
It’s the last few months before the third years finally leave so thankfully, only a little bit more time Yn 🙌🏻
Oikawa is always Oikawa meaning he loves attention
And Watari really gets annoying by this
He respects Oikawa but Oikawa is pushing it at this point
And both Yahaba and Kyotani notice his shift 👀
One night, when the second tears are tearing down the gym, Yahaba decides to bring it up
“When are you gonna confess to Yn?” He says as Watari stops and looks at him
Please his face turns bright red
“I-I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Watari responds
Yahaba 👉🏻mmhmm 😐😑
“It’s pretty obvious you like Yn,” Kyotani adds
Jesus does everyone know?!?
“She’s not interested in me, why would she be?” Watari responds as he finishes gathering the balls
Apparently all boys are oblivious because you are definitely interested Yn
And thankfully, we have an embarrassing Oikawa moment to make that VERY clear
“Yoo-hoo YN Chan!” An agitating grating voice fills the gym
You 👉🏻😐🙄 yes Oikawa
The entire team is gearing up for a practice match
Watari is helping you set up chairs as well as fill water bottles
“You know, I’m retiring soon and I think it’s time you grant your setter a date,” Oikawa chimes
Oof Watari is PISSED 😅
But you, our calm queen, remain neutral
“But I don’t even like you Oikawa,” you say as everyone dies of laughter
“Shittykawa leave Yn alone!” Iwa shouts as Mattsun and Makki back him up
“YN come on! How often is it that you get to go on a date with someone like me?!?” Oikawa shouts
“Sorry Oikawa but I like someone else,” you say as Oikawa reels
Watari deflated a little because of course you like someone else, you are gorgeous and smart and funny
What guy wouldn’t want to date you?!?
“Someone better than me Yn?!?” Oikawa continues
“Miles better,” you respond
“Who?!” Oikawa asks
“Shittykawa I swear to god- if you don’t leave Yn alone!” Iwa says before you interrupt
“I like Shinji,” you say, smiling at him and walking away
Watari 👉🏻😐😳😀 whet-
Yahaba and Kyotani 👉🏻😮😮
Mattsun and Makki 👉🏻😳
Oikawa 👉🏻👁️👄👁️
“Wait a second, you like Watari?!?” Oikawa screams
You 👉🏻😐 that’s what I said-
Please Yn, Watari is too stunned to speech
Watari.exe has stopped functioning
Thankfully Yahaba is there to help 😌
“You idiot! Confess!” He yells at the Libero
“I LIKE YOU TOO YN!” Watari screams
Talk about an awkward gym experience imma right 😅
“Well than settles it!” Yahaba says as he continues to get the gym ready
Please everyone’s like, “we really just gonna move on from this huh?”
You smile at Watari as he walks over to you and grabs your hands
“YN, would you go out with me?” He asks
Me rn 👉🏻🥹🥹🥹 you better say yes YN istg-
“Of course I will!” You say, kissing his cheek as he blushes
Everyone 👉🏻🥹🤧
Oikawa 👉🏻👁️👄👁️ what the hell?!?
“Shittykawa I warned you!” Iwa shouts before belting Oiks in the back of the head with a volleyball
But you and Watari pay no mind 🥰
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