#anyways ;)

[the-detector]

Your twig detected

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[tedious-malcontent]

i know it's not canon even though neil has his father's temper but imagine a neil with anger attacks. a neil that runs from the burning under his skin, from the fury that threatens to take him apart. a neil that has to smile for cameras after a hard loss, but is digging crescent moons into his palms the whole time and then slamming his locker a little too hard in the locker room and snapping at anyone who tries to talk to him and feeling so fucking guilty about the way they flinch away when he glares at them (does it make him another version of his father?) but not being able to do anything about it because the anger is under his skin and he can't get it out. a neil that breaks down quietly, fists falling on a pillow instead of someone he cares about, letting the anger burn him up and empty him out alone instead of letting it eat up anyone else the way his father did. a neil who hides it better than he's hid anything else because he has friends and a family and he cannot lose them to this last remnant of his father, but god, he cannot contain this much rage. a neil that, perhaps, contains the same infinite rage that andrew does, but shaped into a very different image.

[spineless-lobster]

Every time someone depicts patroclus as a white twink an angel dies and goes to hell

[basedonconjecture]

I really debated even sharing this because it’s not worth giving it attention. It’s a bot. It’s not true. It could make people suspicious anyway, etc etc. Which sucks because I think, like most creators, we love talking about the things that go on behind the curtain should anyone ask. And I am always happy to yap about my drafting process and answer questions that are genuine. Truly, I am sitting on my hands to keep from spilling the beans on every little thing.

However, the potential for real harm to authors here is horrendous. Considering what a hot button topic AI is, and how quickly accusations get slung, and especially when that fic was fucking scraped. There’s little chance of it passing AI detection now even if I can prove I typed every single word. I can even highlight my own writing quirks that appear across works. But would it matter if somebody (a real person) decided I must be “polishing” my fics to hide AI? I don’t know :/

I’m keeping my fics public for now, but I’ve turned off guest comments, and may change my mind if this continues.

And just in case it wasn’t clear: fuck gen AI.

[veradune]

OBLIGATORY ERIC BOGOSIAN SPAM:

[sweetnommnm818]

i’m just a girl if you put fingers in front of me they’re going in my mouth

[the-spideytorch-fanboy]

Peter: I hate comic books.

Johnny: Did they kill off your favourite character again?

Peter:

Peter: yes

Johnny: There there. He'll get better.

[dindjarindiaries]

Omega knew Hunter would be there to save her on Tantiss, because he always has been. You can see that in the smile she gave him after Hemlock was killed.

Crosshair, on the other hand… she knew he never wanted to go back there. It’s not that she didn’t trust him to protect her; she just knew how difficult that journey would have been for him. Yet he was there, and he made that shot to save her, despite the fact he didn’t have his shooting hand anymore.

That’s when Omega crumbled and ran to him, because she knew he needed that more than anyone else.

[nattousan]

oh sure, you respect god's pronouns, penis unseen,

but when I, a trans man-

[a-man-in-the-crowd]

reasons you should become a platonic willbee believer

1. Look At Their Faces

those are faces that must be put into a blender together

2. We've Already Gotten A Glimpse Of Their Dynamic

looks tasty

3. Excessive Use Of 20s/30s Slang

who DOESN'T want more of people from other eras getting confused??

and that's all my undeniably correct evidence why willbee is super cool thank you for coming to my tedtalk

[embrmarae]

Who wants to partake in some coitus

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

According to Mel's magazine exposed organs are considered the new beauty standard in the future- so there's like a non-zero chance that Ken and Mud are basically the pinnacle of beauty there is.

[domwitch]

Pervy art student makes her innocent roommate pose in scandalous positions as her model. Slowly, she encourages him to strip, showing more and more skin until he's completely nude, sprawled out on the bed, the perfect incarnation of eros.

[halibuu]

thinking about how modern!ellie would def collect pokémon cards.

like in the game she’d have little excited voice lines sometimes when you found the collectible card thingies.

but if it were modern day? she’s spending half her paycheck from her crappy part-time job just to open packs of cards. puts the nice ones in sleeves and has them all organized in a binder, rarest cards in the front. she’ll get lucky one day and pull something hella rare, posting a picture of it on her close friends story just cuz she’s so hyped about it. joel tells her it’s a gambling problem but she can’t stop; she’s on the grind. and she prob still has pokémon go on her phone too.

or perhaps i’m just projecting 😝

[artsylittlechild]

thank you 😌🙏

Hey what should I do with my life?

everything and all of it