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The Beatles in Help! (1965)
#strangely enough the same thing happened when I went to the abbey road toilets#paul recreating his tenerife drowning in gif 2#anyway this is a cinematic masterpiece#although us john girls really missed out#will leave jokes about them getting ravaged in men’s bathrooms to my beloved mutuals#paul mccartney#john lennon#george harrison#ringo starr#the beatles#help! (1965)#help! movie#javelin's gifs#javelin’s gifs: help!
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ok i posted a lil snippet of this fic last night but then decided i didn't like it out of context and deleted the post, but i do think i like this snippet well enough!!! current wip: kon versus the existential loneliness of being alive again.
warnings for internalized homophobia and suicidal ideation!
And then, just as a T-rex goes to fight the Nazi robot in the movie, Tim taps his long fingers against Kon’s knee. A jolt of lightning zaps through Kon’s body, but he ignores it.
“Hey,” Tim murmurs. “How’ve you been doing, big guy?”
“What?” Kon blinks. “I’m good. Why?”
Tim tips his head back and pins him with a piercing look. It’s not as piercing as Lois’s staring-daggers-through-your-soul looks can get, but it’s still up there.
“You’ve been avoiding everyone,” Tim says. “Cassie I get, ‘cuz, like, breakups are never fun. But Bart? Kory and Gar? Cass? And… me?”
“I saw Bart just the other day!” Kon objects. “We played video games and hung out for a while.”
“He said that only happened ‘cuz he invited himself over to see you.” Tim pauses. “Not that I mean we’ve been, like, talking about you behind your back or anything, uh—that’s not what I meant. I just asked because I haven’t seen you around much lately, and I didn’t know if that was a me thing, or…”
Oh. Kon could smack himself.
“No no no—it’s not you, I swear!” He groans, squeezing his eyes shut, and turns his head to hide his face in Tim’s hair. He smells of generic basic bitch men’s shampoo. “I’ve just, uh… I’ve been staying in Smallville mostly. Just… you know.”
Tim hums softly, his hand still resting on Kon’s knee. “Something on your mind?”
I keep wondering if I should have stayed dead. Also, something has been wrong with me since I came back, because I should be devastated about breaking up with Cassie, but all I feel is relief. Something is wrong with me, and I think I didn’t come back right, and I don’t know if I should’ve come back at all.
He can’t say any of that. Not to Tim, who was so shattered by his grief that he tried to clone him. Just to have a little piece of him back. Even if he knew it wouldn’t truly be Kon.
How could he possibly say any of this to Tim?
“Nothing, really,” he says. The lie tastes like ashes on his tongue. “Just… adjusting, I guess. Lost a year. That’s weird. Pa’s dead. That’s… I don’t even know what to say.”
For a moment, Tim is quiet. Then he shifts against Kon’s side, dislodging him. He turns to look Kon dead in the eyes; one hand reaches up and tips Kon’s chin up, resting against his cheek to prevent him from turning away. Kon resists the urge to squirm under his gaze.
“Dude,” Tim says. “You and I both know if it was just adjustment and grief, you wouldn’t be avoiding us.” Another pause. He scrunches up his face a little. “I mean—adjustment and grief both are real and suck and they’re totally valid reasons to be out of it, but that’s—you’re not…”
He trails off. Kon swallows hard and bites the inside of his lip. He can’t tell Tim what’s really eating at him, but his ability to read Tim is a two-way street. Tim knows how to read him, too.
Tim takes a breath. “You used to tell me just about everything.”
Fuck.
“Tim, I’m not…” Kon scrubs a hand over his face. His heart pounds hard in his chest. He can’t put this on Tim’s shoulders. He can’t. It would be so, so cruel to put that kind of fear in Tim’s head, the idea that Kon might want to die again—he doesn’t, he doesn’t want to die again. He just—he just thinks maybe he should’ve stayed dead.
But he can’t say that to Tim. He can’t be that cruel. Not to Tim, who’s already been through so much grief.
“There is something else bothering me,” he admits, unable to meet Tim’s gaze. “But I can’t tell you. And that’s—it’s not your fault I can’t tell you, it’s me, I just—I can’t, okay?”
Tim is quiet for a moment. Something explodes on the TV screen; the white light washes over his face as Kon peers at him through his fingers, heart racing with anxiety. He doesn’t want Tim to think he’s the problem—he just can’t… he can’t say it.
“Are you sure?” Tim asks, after a beat. “I know I’m… different. Not really the same guy I was when you died. If that’s… if you need space to process that, and that’s why—”
“It’s not!”
That’s—that’s too much. Tim can’t think that, Kon can’t let him think that, that would never in a million years be the reason Kon can’t tell him something and he needs to know!
Kon shoves the bowl of popcorn out of the way; his TTK is the only reason it doesn’t go flying across the room, and instead settles neatly onto the coffee table. He throws his arms around Tim’s waist and hauls him into a hug, mindful of the gauze on his upper back as he clutches at him. He can hear the beating of Tim’s heart, can feel it against his own chest; Tim’s bare skin and his own are separated only by the thin layer of Kon’s shirt, and he can feel the warmth of his body radiating through the fabric.
For an agonizing second, Tim is still, frozen in his arms. Then, like a spell has broken, he melts, slotting himself into Kon’s chest like he was made to fit there; his cheek comes to rest against Kon’s shoulder, nose brushing his neck, and his arms slip around Kon’s waist in turn.
“I swear, Rob, it’s not that,” Kon manages. “I swear it’s not. It’s—it’s something in my head. It’s not you at all. You’re—you’re perfect, okay?” He can’t fuck this up. He can’t fuck this up and make Tim think he’s the problem. He just—
He just can’t tell him.
“Kon…” Tim takes a slow breath, blows it out as a deep, heavy sigh against his shoulder. Kon holds him a little tighter, helpless. After a moment, Tim nods slowly against him. “Okay. I believe you.”
The relief is so poignant that Kon’s stomach churns. Thank god. His shoulders slump with the weight of it; gratitude settles like snowfall on top.
Then Tim draws back, looks at him with those same piercing eyes. Like Kon is a puzzle that he needs to turn over and over in his hands until he figures out what makes him tick. “But you still can’t tell me?”
Kon looks away. He misses Tim’s warmth in his arms already. He doesn’t want to think about what that might mean. “…No.”
#rimi talks#the movie with a t-rex fighting a nazi robot is real btw. its called kung fury and it is a cinematic masterpiece.#theres a cop who knows kung fu after he got struck by lightning and also vikings with guns. there is a LOT going on in this movie.#anyways. the point is. um. kon existential crisis wooooo!!!#timkon#tim#kon#rimi writes
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color this infinitely cold world
#ateez#atz#atzsource#atzedit#ateezedit#mgroupsedit#boygroupedit#*#in case you couldn't tell#very happy to report i am an atiny now#me: walks into kpop festival to watch shinee#also me: leaves completely enamoured by choi san#here we are. it's been a fun couple of months#love the world's lore#i am aware i am very much late#anyway here's halazia#bouncy next when i can figure how to turn it into a wong kar-wai cinematic colour grading masterpiece
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HANSEL AND GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS (2013)
#asdhkjshdhsdsjkdh do you ever watch a movie and just know what the most giffed line is going to be#anyways the annual tradition is alive and well with this cinematic masterpiece#and also she's my wife#hansel and gretel: witch hunters#gemma arterton#gartertonedit#tommy wirkola#fantasyedit#chewieblog#cowboycoven2#horroredit#2010s#filmtv#cinematv#witchesnet#junkfooddaily#my giffing stuff that's not supernatural is just like#*reaches into a bag* *draws out a random tag* yeah that'll work#mine#emma.gif#not spn
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i've watched a lot of good films lately in an attempt to catch up with a bunch of movies that have come out recently, but talk to me was the best movie i've seen in a LONG time
#i put off watching it for so long because i was sure it was overrated + i'm generally not a fan of possession movies#(because so many of them try to be the exorcist and they will never be the exorcist. you know how it is)#but holy shit. genuinely a brilliant movie in every aspect of filmmaking + completely aligned with my personal taste#+ exactly what i look for thematically in possession and/or ghost movies#+ the absolute perfect balance between psychological and gory#and like i said SUCH a good cold opening#tbh i think it's a useful trick to know how to get your audience to buy into a supernatural premise from the very first scene#i think that takes some VERY effective + skillful writing and directing#and as someone who again typically does NOT like possession movies i usually end the movie NEVER buying into the story#not because i'm a 'skeptic' or whatever just because the writing doesn't do the work#but SCENE ONE of this movie i was so in it#anyway. movee of all time to me#also from the trailers etc i had thought that that fluffy yellow sweatshirt mia wears at the beginning of the movie was a bathrobe lmao#my first impression of what this movie was gonna be like was NOT correct#anyway 'recently' means in the past 2 years i guess?#actually maybe this post was a lie because i LOVED nope which was also just an absolute cinematic masterpiece#anytime i watch a jordan peele movie it's just like. this man is so far beyond any other filmmaker out there right now#it's almost unfair to watch lol like an olympic gold medalist running laps around a middle school track team#anyway ummm. yeah talk to me was good though
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unfortunately I cannot be normal when characters love each other but break up anyway and it's for the best but they can't stay away and then the plot throws them back together and they figure out how to actually be together. This is what repeated exposure to The Philadelphia Story as a young child will do to a person.
#his girl Friday didn't help but it also didn't leave quite as much of an impression#I don't know! but I love it when people are divorced but bad at it#anyway here I am still entranced by gomens 2 what a world#incidentally tps is so wild to revisit as an adult#the past is a foreign country some screen writer was like#when women are overly judgemental of their fathers their fathers will naturally seek out younger mistresses to get that hit of#daughterly admiration & affection they crave#u say I gave u daddy issues but did u know that dads have daughter issues too? maybe I cheat on your mother because you're cold to me.#did u ever think of that?#and then the whole world was like this is a cinematic masterpiece and very normal
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YEYEYEYAHAHHHHHHHH emily blunt cocking that fucking shotgun at the end of a quiet place. the dopest move everrrrrr
#so good. so SAD and touching and badass and SCARY!!!!!#calling it a horror movie almost feels like downgrading it's cinematic quality#not because of my own feelings on horror movies but the societal like. stigma we have#where calling something a horror movie makes its only purpose to scare you#like. i feel like there's this idea that horror movies are just something that people watch to get the thrill of fear#like going on a roller coaster or something#instead of an incredibly varied and complex art form#i cant describe it right but i mean.#sometimes it feels like the 'horror' part separates it from other movies in their capability to be masterpieces#can anyone understand what im saying. im high but I understand what I mean#anyway all this to say a quiet place is an incredibly well done movie. the pacing. the emotion. the sound design.#THE SOUND DESIGN!! the cinematography. the acting. the writing.#all brilliant.#god i wish i was still in film classes#a quiet place#film
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god the LAWSUIT!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING about it but ESPECIALLY that fucking HUG. oh my god. like. it literally plays on a never ending loop in my mind. the way buck is smiling SO HARD and literally CURLING into eddie, trying to basically melt into him and how eddie is PUSHING HIM AWAY. i cant get over that. how he allows himself probably 30 seconds to hug buck then he's like actually putting a physical distance between them. the SYMBOLISM of that alone. jesus. they were both so hurt back then and they couldn't even talk to each other. the fact that THAT hurt eddie the most, not being able talk to buck, to see buck. "now i can't even talk to you because of it" "do you know how much christopher misses you?" bc he's always hiding behind chris when he's trying to hold back his actual feelings. god GOD im obsessed with all of it. how it was like made completely clear that what buck did hurt eddie the most. bc of course it did. "i just want you to talk to me". "whatever it takes for you to forgive me–" "i forgive you". can i just mention again: THE HUG. its simultaneously the worst and best buddie hug. i want to vomit every time i think about it. ill never stop talking about that arc. ever.
#can u tell it's one of my favorites?? yet ill never be able to rewatch it. EVER. im spewing shit on memory alone and thatll have to be#enough cause id rather chew my fingers off than rewatch the buddie divorce era. its a cinematic masterpiece but im not touching it w a#2 foot pole#dont bring up the 'youre exhausting' pls cause i really dont know how to deal with that and i dont wanna think about it#the eddie diaz i made up in my head would never say such things (thats a lie. he'd say worse)#anyway THAT HUG *SLAMS HEAD DOWN THE TABLE* IT WAS A METAPHOR#THE WHOLE ARC WAS A METAPHOR IM GOING INSANE#ok maybe im really sleep deprived bc for the life of me i cant think what metaphor it is so maybe ignore that for the time being#i need to sleep but GOD#insane. they're insane.#buddie#evan buckley#911 fox#911 spoilers#eddie diaz#buddie 911#buck x eddie#buddie lawsuit era#911 s3
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im curious, brcu fans do you guys also know theater class? and magic funhouse? this might be a dumb question but most of us lean more towards his newer content and Real OG characters and i don’t see people talk about magic funhouse very much and especially not theater class so im wondering
#ive been rewatching them both all day#i love all of brandons content but these two just have a certain charm yk#magic funhouse holds a real special place in my heart but at the same time the situation with it is super fucking unfair#and theater class isnt a masterpiece but it was definitely a product of its time and i still wish we got a real finale#i mean it’s a classic#i might say fuck it and rewatch ALL the series while im at it#been wanting to rewatch blood and makeup anyway#magic funhouse#theater class#brcu#brandon rogers cinematic universe#brandon rogers
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i need it to rain and for all my assignments to disappear so i can watch legends of the guardians: the owls of ga'hoole in my room snuggled in bed pls
#kat talks#i always call it guardians of gahoole for some reason#the titles so long man i love the movie so much its a cinematic masterpiece imo but the title is SO LONG#owls of gahoole works ig but i always say guardians of gahoole#anyways if u havent seen it. please watch it#its back on netflix !!!!
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a sneak peak at my newest fic I’m working on for my comfort ship, the tags will give away the ship 😭
#Larissa Weems#Lucifer Morningstar (Sandman)#i will write my own cinematic masterpiece for these two#anyway i hope everyone enjoys reading this as much as i enjoyed writing it#1.1k words so far and not even really doing the secc yet#but i am loving where it is going
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plan for tomorrow unless i get autistically distracted is play with the beau and bobby flashback ive been playing with…..maybe play around with my new best friend chlorine the bobby novella…..and also watch a hugh grant romcom
#but will anything top the cinematic masterpiece that is music and lyrics#anyway#I think the flashback is a good intro to bobby 👍 I want to share it to people 👍👍
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i continue to be eternally obsessed with bad games
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call me when Marvel makes another movie as good as the Winter Soldier
#seriously#everything has gone downhill w them#but nothing beats that cinematic masterpiece#not for me anyway#captain america#the winter soldier#mcu
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please the way i was watching everything everywhere all at once and my mom pointed at michelle yeoh and said “that’s jean todt’s — the ferrari manager’s — wife!” that to me is peak ferrarista behaviour
#but imagine forgetting michelle yeoh’s name help 💀💀#anyways. go watch this if you haven’t already!#it deserves all the hype and the awards season buzz. truly a cinematic masterpiece#kym.txt
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Peepers keeps insisting on having a sleepover every night now.
#It's weird#You HAVE a room!#And you keep falling asleep during our movie marathons anyways!#Didn't even get past the first twenty minutes this time....#An insult to the cinematic masterpiece that is EXPLOSIONS GUNS VIOLENCE
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