#anyway no hate i respect dc i just feel like im a different person now

[theloveinc]

truly nothing wrong with dc so don’t come to me with that... but honestly i feel like such an old man now cuz whenever i see really ... noncon-y stuff, i’m just:

[batarangsoundsdumb]

yet another ask dump yeehaw!

do you ever think that jay's mother was one of those bitch who believes in horoscope and tarots and things like that and so he believes in these things too, or it is just me projecting?

sheila haywood took one look at jason's birthchart said 'nah this won't do' and left.

Wait, but what happens when the justice league does find out that Bruce and John fucked? Lmao it sounds like it would be hilarious, really, I don’t want a justice league that doesn’t make fun of Bruce for like his entire life.

barry runs out of the meeting immediately and comes back with an entire sti testing kit. diana fully seriously wants bruce to get tested while bruce is sitting there like 'come on guys, you're being ridiculous, i already checked twice'

john is standing in the corner clearly offended while bruce is just like 'don't even say anything, constantine, you fucked a shark'

tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.

on the one hand, good for him, on the other hand, bro, how do you still have a secret identity when your superhero name is just your last name,,,,

Your fic on ao3 was GOLD PLEASE CONTINUE I loved Dinah's cameo btw ( @purple-vixen

thanks so much! i already continued but this ask is like 10 years old because i'm a notorious procrastinator (also yes! i love dinah so much aahhhhhhhhhhhh)

I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.

bruce internally: holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit bruce externally: get out of my city, alien

AHHH ur multimedia fic is the only thing that brings me happiness anymore continue it forever pls

uhh thanks, but can't continue it forever because my attention span is that of a toddler on crack on a good day and i can't function without at least 10 things going on at the same time and music in the background

Oi, so I'm getting into dc and watching batman the animated series, and they use fruitcake a lot. Which I thought was very funny and wanted to share w you - Denilla

wait like fruitcake (food) or fruitcake (derogatory) ?

young justice 🤝 teen titans slut shaming batman

tim drake and dick grayson to their respective teams 'you guys stop it, that's my dad'

Happyhoganon: If an eighty year old Batman had fought crime in Gotham City for decades and the only threats to him and the city lately are a wheel chair bounded Penguin, your usual purse snatchers and a few con artists popping up every now and then, how well could the Dark Knight do in maintaining the peace in Gotham despite him being just somewhat fit to do that as an elderly man (which says A LOT given how old he is)

uhh he'll probably do what my grandpa does and that is ruthlessly prank them until they die of shame.

in the death in the family interactive movie there's an ending where Jason is tasked with raising Damian and he decides he's gonna raise Damian to take down the waynes and al ghuls which uh maybe isn't great BUT the idea of Jason raising Damian... PRICELESS. CHAOTIC. I just need more people to know about this :)

yes i saw that wow holy shit but jason would accidentally drop damian on his head one (1) hour in and jason just yeets him into the lazarus pit.

Headcanon: The Penguin has a really hard time fighting any of the Robins because of his avian obsession means there's always a small part of his mind that's like "Birb. Child. Protect" ( @subspacecadet )

as soon as dick becomes nightwing the penguin is like 'you know what, fuck this dude' and shoots at him.

Y'all talking about King Shark dating Constantine, let's not forget about John literally hooking up with Satan

listen there's a clear difference between monsterfucker and satanfucker in that king shark is literally a shark and satan still looks like a normal dude

Does everyone in Gotham think Batman is a teen dad?

everyone in gotham thinks batman has been around since gotham was founded, but they do think that bruce wayne is actually a teen father and dick grayson's biological dad.

why. why would you do that fancast when you know it will only hurt people

what? i loved my fancast it was really well done. i did it with good representation in mind and i really managed that with alfred pennyworth being ✨italian✨

Seeing james charles a jason gave me psychic damage how dare you i need to wash my eyes

well that's a you problem isn't it?

do you think dick grayson thirst tweets about nightwing just to annoy his family/cause problems on purpose in general?

he thinks nightwing is hot, next question.

holy jiminy cricket batman, its as cold as the good lords ass crack in here!!

i- what? this is why i don't fuck with english expressions it's way too goddamn weird

Brooooooo, your teen dad!Bruce au is soooo good. I've got brainrot.

Honestly if you ever write anymore, I'd read that shit twice. Sign me the fuck up. Good stuff, Good Stuff.

uh yeah i'm thinking about writing a fic, but i have exams coming up and i don't wanna fail because that would suck. but after i'll certainly be writing more tho

your teen dad AU is so great! bruce acting like a big brother for all of like a week before he's telling everyone about his son. what if in the AU dick meets the JL because they need to rescue him? maybe he's in trouble/kidnapped at a gala and bruce starts calling for JL. clark finds him and has to fly with dick to bring him home - that's how dick and clark meet and superman becomes dick's fave hero. he goes around the manor thinking he can fly with a red blanket draped around him like a cape.

actually- if you want a young dad! bruce fic with like that kinda stuff(just with damian) go check uhh- in for a penny by cdelphiki. it's really good and bruce is like 24/25-ish. (and dick's there!!!)

This account has solely convinced me that Tim is a trash goblin ( @hamilcat-and-magic-turtle )

because he is. that boy has slept in dumpsters on multiple occasions even if he is the son of a billionaire.

Okay but when you said victory dance I did think of the whole justice league defeating the big bad and then they all start flossing

well that's exactly what hal jordan does and that's why batman uses a gun now. no but the victory dance in my opinion is like the 'we're all in this together' dance from high school musical.

The horrors in Invincible s1 was nothing compared to the comics, I cant wait for s2

oh well okay, i mean i personally react to horror and violence by laughing awkwardly so i can't wait to be called a monster for accidentally laughing at a mass murder.

I'm currently watching Batman: The Brave and The Bold and- Bruce is just talking about Oliver like he's an old love (@nightwings-kid)

okay im going to watch that lmao that's totally and completely in character for him tho.

The invincible comic is like super gratuitous with its violence so much so I'm shocked the show was able to adapt it in a faithful way! Anyway had the show been live action it absolutely wouldn't have the same impact as it does as an animated show and I'm so glad so many people agree with me on that

also because a live action casting would've been like uhh amanda stenberg for amber, the dude- the guy from the supernatural but with a mustache for omni-man, and scarlet johanssen for debbie grayson

Debbie grayson is a milf, yes. You're welcome for the invincible propoganda, now you can questions your life. Bruce def seems like the perfect father next to Omni-man. Like they really took a rip off justice league and I was like well, now I'm attached even tho I was like hah I know who they're supposed to be. And then bam- death gore death gore gore gore sad Mark grayson just had to have daddy issues. Why does every character have daddy issues. I'm sick of the attacks

because daddy issues make a person arguably funnier, that's why i'm not even remotely funny (haha good dad flex). i liked that it was dark contextually, but not in the colouring, bc i hate when it's like 'uh yeah graphic murder and now a shot so dark you have to sit in a dark room and squint at the screen to faintly see the characters. (like dcau ugh)

About the Wayne insurance, for a moment I thought you would put the video with moans over the waves.

i mean- i could've done that, but rick rolling seemed more family friendly.

Its the first time in forever that im surpise rickrolled, i usually expect it. Congratulations (i really should know better this is tumblr)

i get rickrolled so often but i actually like the song so i dont really give a fuck

Actually, my information about Damian and John's kids is outdated because it was revealed that the old men telling the kids stories about the Supersons were actually Jon and Damian the whole time. I was blinded by my thirst for Grandpa!Bruce Wayne but I was wrong... I liked my version better, tbh (@artemisa97)

fair enough. but i'd honestly like to see damian and jon getting together, just because it's a really fun dynamic and their friendship was really cute when they were kids. (also idk maybe it would be nice to have one (1) main batfam/superfam character that's not cishet)

How am i JUST finding your blog skdskfkd you're so fucking funny and ur takes are hot

i thought u were calling me hot :( but youre not :( crime detected (but lmao thanks)

So I have depression and I swear that your memes are one of the few things that have made me laugh so thank you 💛🥺 (@katekanebadass)

aw you're welcome, and i hope you're doing okay!

The metropolis memes are so funny, I love them 💀😌

i think metropolis is also so fucking funny it deserves more attention imagine having your entire police force being upstaged by an alien from kansas and his kids

as an american i feel your complete lack of knowledge of us geography is just so sexy (platonic) ❤️

thanks so much (i also don't know any other geography, i'm not kidding, like you can tell me you're from hungary and it will just blank, there will be nothing that comes to mind)

In the DC universe they don't say "Can't have shit in Detroit" they say "Can't have shit in Gotham"

this just reminds me of that guy whose porch got stolen like the steps to his door, and i'm thinking of people living in gotham and waking up without a front door and going "can't have shit in gotham"

honestly all i know about chicago is the bean, so. what would gotham's famous sculpture be?

gigantic gargoyle statue in front of one of the police precincts because a villain thought it was a smart way to keep the police inside, but it's too heavy to move.

why tf do people go on about how batman "works alone" or how he's the "lone wolf" when he like 38290202 members in his family

bc people think it's cool that a grown man in his 30s has no friends or family instead of calling it what it is (sad)

Bruce is gotham's sugar daddy

why would say something so controversial yet so brave.

my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context

dick: gerard way are you in position, gerard way are you in position

tim: for the last fucking time, my codename is 'totally not count olaf' this week, abbafan 3000

dick: shut up my codename isn't 'abbafan 3000'

dick: it's 'abbafan number 1' and you know it

I have a feeling Tim drake is ur favourite batfamily member but okay u don't have favs if u say so ok

i mean he is, i won't deny it. but i love each and every one of the batfam just the same, i just have a weak spot for short dumbass nerds, because i'm a short dumbass nerd.

Omg i fuckin love boy meets world too fam shsjkfk

bro boy meets world was the shit!!! it was just fire and awesome and so fucking great like bro. it was so good im not even going to be accepting criticism

you know I find the whole "joker completes batman" thing a bit disgusting considering the horrendous stuff the batfamily went through because of the joker and let's not get started on the "joker has a point" thing like yeah he's this cool complex villain but he's absolutely batshit crazy

like yes! i get what you mean the joker just fucking sucks man he doesn't do shit for batman's character or the batfam he's literally just annoying as fuck. like the joker has a point' shit is so stupid. i will accept 'magneto was right' because he fucking was and i think he didn't do anything wrong, but joker? he's just like that. he's not even cool and complex he's just a weirdo with a bleach kink at this point.

ALSO YOUR RACISM POST- SO TRUE BESTIE

thanks bestie, i'm glad you agree.

in today's essay of why I think cass should become batman- I was thinking Tim would probably be the most efficient batman in many ways but I also think he wouldn't want to be batman tbh none of the batfamily members would want to be batman because they're trying to outgrow him but cass is the one who wants to represent the symbol that is batman

absofuckinglutely i will say it again and again that cass represents the batsymbol more than anyone in the batfam, in batgirl (2000) she literally didn't care about anything else than bruce's oath to not kill, she thought the batsymbol was more important than anything in gotham. she's just an excellent character because her motivation to not kill is not 'i'm scared i can't come back from it' or 'well my dad says no murder so i'll go along with it' but that she's killed somebody as a young child and she never wants to kill a human ever again and that's so fucking beautiful for a new batman like yes.

need more cass, duke and tim inclusion in gothamite memes

yes yes, a tall order of cass, duke and tim coming up in 1-14 business days

oldest to youngest batfam members cus I'm confused as shit

okay order of being taken in: dick, jason, tim, cass, damian, duke order of age: alfred, bruce, dick, cass, jason, tim, duke, damian (though cass and jason are around the same age general consensus is that cass is a little older)

I'm so confused Steph is a redhead?? like how was it that hard to get this right? the source material is literally right there and free

cw is jared, 19

do you receive anon hate? if so, how do you deal with it

uh no, i'm not remotely popular enough to get anon hate and i also don't say a lot of things that would attract anon hate, but i do send anon hate to @the-real-peter-parker because he forgot about the specialists from winx club

Wait how many languages do you speak??

uhh- 5 if you include latin, but that's a dead language and i'm really bad at it. but english, my native language, german, and french also, tho german and french not fluently.

You can mix aguaepanela with aguardiente 😈 and is tasty

okay but now i'm curious if the liquor deserves the 😈 emoji or if that's a you problem. but i googled it and it looks like something you'd take one sip of and then not remember the rest of your evening.

[deanirae]

13.04 aka castiel distressedly in the void: hewwo? hewwo?? HEWWO???

at this point i can no longer feel the cactus. i became so numb. not lp numb, tongo oficial numb - go google that, you will thank me

the problem is that i really wanna come here one week and be able to say “hey! this was a good ep for dean!” but........ this one was Peak Shit

anyway

apparently grief counseling for dean means berating and blaming him for everything, including other people’s feelings and delusions because he doesn’t coddle them!!!!!!!!! like what the fuck!!! sam is a grown ass bitch!! why do we never talk about how sam always talks over dean’s feelings, manipulates both him and jack for endless pretty ponies because he feels entitled to absolutely everything! but no let’s have dean take the blame for a grown ass man running outta the room angrily bc oops he doesn’t have arguments

hey lady maybe u shoulda asked dean why he’s angry but ok

there was so many posts pre this ep swooning over how dc-themed and liberating for dean the counseling will be and -4873743 of that happened. good job, meta dudes!!! im waving at u from my angery spot, can u see me?? hi!

working through grief for dean means shutting the fuck up, being an emotional cane for other people, shutting his fuck, being nice and giving out participation trophies, shutting the hell his mouth and not having feelings or opinions that don’t cater to samantha

u wanna know why???? bc cAsS is ReTuRniNG so dean being open and trying to cope would be so Problematic right now!! {grieving=end} bc he has to be a near clean slate for cas again! EXCEPT THAT CAS ISN’T THE ONLY PERSON HE’S LOST BUT HEY FUCK DAT SHIT DEAN AIN’T GETTING TO HEAL FROM ANYTHING

and he doesn’t get emotional support either! Adult Man Sam needs that MORE

like i hate to be that guy but jack had even less with his mother than sam and he admitted he was hurting because of it, but did he willfully endanger the world and manipulated and guilt tripped people to get kelly back bc he can’t deal w the fact “he’s never going to have that”? no! im not jackstan but he only asked the shifter lady openly and nicely if he could see her that one time. helluva difference here!!

except that if u take a step back from the memory inept narrative, u will remember that kelly was raped and held hostage and wanted to die but she got reprogrammed to love him so that brief reunion with “her” was... uncomfortable

but hey back to sam (if thats even his real name)!

“not going to have that” is like the goddamn core - he doesn’t grieve the people he loses, he can’t  stand not having them. like was there love care respect and understanding for dean when he was back from hell in s4, when coming back from hell wasn’t like driving home for christmas? haha no, it was constip-face n ruby time! purgatory? yeah no. after s9? haha bye. mary in s12? no bc sam refers to being an infant as if that time he did have with mary never happened so there’s no way he could have tried to build a bond with her. he just collects people like they’re some pretty crystals so he can see his reflection in them and bask in his own beauty

completely unrelated: void thing is so Relatable? i too would do anything for permanent sleep, including tossing a motherfucker out 

[over-the-moon-dreaming]

I like when u do the ask stuff lol 😊 but Anyways can u do 1 thru 100 for me??

I just started at the beginning of the section lol [ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone: just a few minutes ago when I made Heather hug me. 
102: Last time you ate: when I got home from work. 
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: I don't even know lol. 
100: Cried in front of someone: probably last night. 
99: Went to a movie theater: when Heather and I went on our first date. 
98: Took a vacation: last summer when I went to Disney and the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. 
97: Swam in a pool: last summer I think. 
96: Changed a diaper: I don't know if I ever have tbh. 
95: Got my nails done: when I went with Kendal. it's been way too long 😭
94: Went to a wedding: my cousin's the year I graduated high school. 
93: Broke a bone: sophomore year of high school when I broke my thumb playing softball. Aka, the only bone I've ever broke. 
92: Got a peircing: right before I came to college when I got my tragus pierced. 
91: Broke the law: whenever I last drank before I turned 21. 
90: Texted: Heather before I got home from work about our plans to to to subway. [ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most: Heather. 
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my dog. 
87: The last movie I saw: the first half of Moana 😭
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: who even knows at this point lol. 
85: The thing im not looking forward to: going to work tomorrow. 
84: People call me: Arianna Grande. 
83: The most difficult thing to do is: pretend like I'm happy when I'm not. 
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never. 
81: My zodiac sign is: Sagittarius. 
80: The first person i talked to today was: Heather. 😍
79: First time you had a crush: 5th grade or 6th grade. 
78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: Heather knows me too well and knows how I try to hide feelings. 
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: I almost always say what I'm thinking. 
76: Right now I am talking to: nobody. 
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: I don't know anymore. 
74: I have/will get a job: I have a job 
73: Tomorrow: I'm gonna get yelled at by five different people. 
72: Today: I was too tired to function. 
71: Next Summer: I wanna be thinner. 
70: Next Weekend: I wanna do something fun. 
69: I have these pets: a dog at my parents, a hamster, and a dog with Heather. 
68: The worst sound in the world: foam scratching stuff. 
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: right now, my parents. 
66: People that make you happy: Heather. Her parents. 
65: Last time I cried: last night. 
64: My friends are: almost all currently hating me. 
63: My computer is: a laptop. 
62: My School: I'm not in school right now. 
61: My Car: Jeep Patriot 😍
60: I lose all respect for people who: cheat and try to keep their significant other afterwards. People that take advantage of me because I do what I'm supposed to do, the way it's supposed to be done. 
59: The movie I cried at was: I don't remember the last one. 
58: Your hair color is: brown. 
57: TV shows you watch: Grey's Anatomy. OITNB. American Horror Story. 
56: Favorite web site: Twitter, probably. 
55: Your dream vacation: a summer spent in Barcelona. 
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: when I was fighting against everything in my head. 
53: How do you like your steak cooked: I don't eat steak. 
52: My room is: currently a mess because I'm still getting situated after moving. 
51: My favorite celebrity is: I have no idea tbh. 
50: Where would you like to be: in bed cuddling with Heather and our dogs. 
49: Do you want children: yes. 
48: Ever been in love: yes. 
47: Who’s your best friend: Heather. Amber. Allye. Ashlyn. 
46: More guy friends or girl friends: Girls. 
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: puppy kisses 
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: My grandma 
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: I did but not anymore. 
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: yes, a couple different times. 
41: Have you pre-named your children: I really like the names Brooklyn and Evelyn. 
40: Last person I got mad at: probably my parents. 
39: I would like to move to: Florida or Georgia. 
38: I wish I was a professional: softball player. [ My Favorites ]
37: Candy: Hershey crunch bar. 
36: Vehicle:my Jeep Patriot 😍
35: President: Obama 
34: State visited: North Carolina or Florida. 
33: Cellphone provider: I've only ever had Verizon. 
32: Athlete: Soccer - Ali Krieger. Softball - Taylor Edwards 
31: Actor: Jesse Williams. 
30: Actress: Jennifer Aniston. 
29: Singer: John Cooper. 
28: Band: Skillet. 
27: Clothing store: I don't know if I have a favorite tbh. 
26: Grocery store: Aldi's. 
25: TV show: Grey's Anatomy or Gossip Girl. 
24: Movie: Harry Potter. 
23: Website: Twitter. 
22: Animal: Elephants. 
21: Theme park: Wizarding World of Harry Potter. 
20: Holiday: Halloween. 
19: Sport to watch: Softball and soccer, but only women's soccer. 
18: Sport to play: softball and soccer. 
17: Magazine: I don't get magazines. 😂
16: Book: Harry Potter. Looking for Alaska. Perks of Being a Wallflower. 
15: Day of the week: Friday. 
14: Beach: Ormond beach. 
13: Concert attended: omg so many options. I had an absolute blast at Blink-182 last August. 
12: Thing to cook: chicken. 
11: Food: chicken. 
10: Restaurant: Grand Trunk in DC. 😍
9: Radio station: I don't listen to the radio. 
8: Yankee candle scent: the Hazelnut coffee 😍
7: Perfume: My Victoria's Secret one that I got for my birthday 
6: Flower: SUNFLOWERS🌻😍
5: Color: pink 
4: Talk show host: Ellen 😍
3: Comedian: I went to see Gabriel Iglesias once with my parents 😂 
2: Dog breed: dachshunds will always have a special place in my heart💕
1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Yes.