#anyway im gonna sleep now cause im starting a new job tomorrow and im excited!!!

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SPEAKING of dreams I mentioned this a lil bit ago but a month ago I had a dream about the DS game Princess Debut and i haven't stopped thinking about it since and Im gonna talk about it 'cause I thought the plot was NUTS and you know how I love wild plots

So like y'know how Princess Debut's method of dealing with plot questions is to just kinda go "don't worry about it" and throw some rabbit fairies at you before you can ask anything else? God that's so valid....anyway yeah that's super valid and the game does not need to explain its world or any implications since it's a fun and cute rhythm game with lots of bunnies but I do often think about how like.... Green eyed Sabrina (Princess) and brown eyed Sabrina (Player) just.....switch ...like forever, like they just swap places leaving their old lives behind and it's whatever....and honestly? Princess just abandoned ship when someone told her she had to learn to dance and like...valid

But anyway this dream was neat 'cause it was set like 10-20 years in the future after Princess and Player swap dimensions and go about their lives, it was set through the eyes of Princess whos been living her best life in our world, she got like an office job, currently single but that isn't that much of a big deal, she has pet rabbits, girl is THRIVING but sometimes she does think about her old home so she decides to check in on the princess dimension?? Its been a while since ive played the beginning of the game but I don't remember if they established if the portal between dimensions was like a one time thing or if they could go through whenever they want but I'm assuming they didn't talk about it at all so for the purposes of the dream it was assumed u can go through whenever u want lol

So Princess goes through to her old dimension to visit Player and see what's been happening in the past like 15 years but when she arrives the kingdoms kinda a mess 'cause no one knows what's going on with the royal family like no one's seen the queen (Player) make a public appearance in like five years, the king spends all his time in the basement of the castle, their kids are off living far off alone in the country being raised by relatives, and the country seems to be run by some sketchy lady who's the current advisor for the king so Princess is like bro what's been going ON since I left

She can't really go directly in the castle or the town tho cause I mean.....she did swap with another identical girl years ago and that would be a lil hard to explain so she's gotta find Kip now since he's the only person she could talk to easy enough and find out what's happening shdgshs

The king had black hair so I'm assuming in the timeline of the dream the Player got together with Luciano and they had like 3 kids and they had a pretty good time living a happy life for a while and kip was with them like he's the shitty uncle so right now kip is with the kids in the country so that's where Princess goes

When she gets there she reunites with Kip and finds out that there's huge and complex tunnel systems beneath the entire kingdom which it's existence is hidden from the public and most of the royal family and the Player vanished under there like five years ago Mysteriously and adult Luciano (he had a moustache..) low-key lost his mind a bit over that, sent his kids away to protect them and threw himself into research about these weird caves that no one knows about and no one's explored

Since this was a dream and y'know how dreams are weird Princess did end up having to do like....sidequests....like super video gamey sidequests with like waypoints and shit for the kids (one middle child son and two daughters, one older and one younger) to learn about their home life leading up to before the disappearance like this is a detective game dhvdhsb

Princess did try exploring the caves at one point!! Only a lil with like a string so she doesn't get lost forever but she finds like an entire ass abandoned carnival down there on one cave which is funky

A lil later despite Princess's efforts to stay hidden Luciano does see her at one point which does kinda break this dudes head a lil further 'cause a green eyed woman almost identical to his missing wife just showed up........that's some Wild Shit

I woke up before anything was resolved!!! Like most of my dreams!!!!! But I still think it had some neat concepts and setpieces and the plot was kinda cool and weird, I drew some doodles of it hold up I'll post some of those tomorrow~ I just like to talk about dreams, especially when I have dreams that are sequels to things, I'm sorry qwq

[calpalirwin]

First Day Blues

Summary: Mason starts kindergarten.

A/N: Since real first days of school are in the process of happening, let’s back track a bit to Vanessa’s pregnant days with the twins to find out what happened when Mason started kindergarten (and calling her “Mom” instead of “Momma”). Also using the picture with the twins because it’s a better representation of Mason and Bailey’s ages even though Vanessa is only pregnant with the twins at this point, so just deal with it my dudes.

Word Count: 1.5k

And away, and away we go!

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Mason proudly held up a backpack with a green holographic T-rex on it. This one!

“That’s the backpack you want?” Vanessa asked.

The little boy nodded frantically before something caught his eye, causing him to let out an excited gasp of air. “Mom!” he screeched, grabbing the matching lunchbox.

“Mom?” Vanessa repeated. “Sweet boy, I’m Momma.”

Mason just chuckled. That’s what I called you, silly.

“Oh… I don’t think I like this anymore…”

I can’t have the dinosaurs? Mason asked, his lower lip sticking out.

“You can have the dinosaurs, Mase. C’mon, put it in the cart and then we’ll go look at the clothes.”

Yay! Thank you, Mom! He grinned widely, showing off a mouth still full of baby teeth, before hugging her leg, his arms wrapping tightly around her waist.

~~~

“And they lived happily ever after,” Ashton read, before closing the book shut. “Alright, now off to bed. You got a big day tomorrow, Mase. Do you know what tomorrow is?”

Mason nodded, pointing over at his backpack.

“That’s right! You have school in the morning. C’mon, Bai. Say g’night to Mase, and let’s go get you in your own bed.”

“I go too, Papa?” Bailey asked.

“Yes, you’re going to bed, too.”

“No! With Mase amorro!”

“No, sweet girl,” Vanessa answered. “You don’t go to school yet. Next year though. With Mimi.”

The small girl’s face twisted. “I want to!” she wailed, starting to cry.

“Bailey…” Mason winced, covering his ears.

“I got her,” Ashton told Vanessa before picking Bailey up off of Mason’s bed and hugging her to him. “Shh, it’s alright,” he started to soothe, walking out of the room.

Mason frowned. I didn’t say night…

“Papa’ll be back. Bailey’s just upset right now. She wants to go to school with you.”

She’s little, Mom. She can’t go to school.

“We know that. But Bailey doesn’t. She’ll be okay, though.”

Mason nodded in understanding before snuggling down in his blankets. I’m tired.

“That means you’ll sleep really good,” she told him, placing a kiss on his forehead. “Night, sweet boy. I’ll see you in the morning. I love you.”

“Mom,” he answered back. I love you.

She gave his forehead one more kiss before getting up and leaving the room, catching Ashton in the hallway. “She still upset?”

He shrugged, rubbing at his neck. “I think part of it is she’s just overtired. I had just put her down for her nap when the guys came over earlier.”

“Oh, so she didn’t nap like at all then?”

“Not really, no. How’s Mase?”

“Poor girl… He’s good. Waiting for you though.”

Ashton nodded. “Meet you in the room?”

Vanessa checked the time on her phone. “Still a little early. Find something crappy on TV downstairs?”

He ducked down to kiss her. “Meet ya in 5.”

Bailey was already out like a light when Vanessa went to tuck in the two year old. “Night, sweet girl. I’ll see you in the morning. I love you,” she whispered softly, kissing her daughter’s forehead.

She could still hear Ashton and Mason whispering softly from Mason’s room when she stepped back into the hallway, leaving Bailey’s door open just a crack. “Papa,” Mason yawned.

“I love you too, bud. Sweet dreams.”

~~~

“Dad?” Mason asked in confusion, pointing out the car window to where Finn was leaning against his car with Mia.

“Yeah, Daddy wanted to see you on your first day of school,” Vanessa explained as Ashton parked besides Finn.

“Daddy!” Bailey cried, running to her father the minute her feet hit the pavement.

“Baby girl!” Finn crouched to accept her hug, lifting her up in his arms. “What’s wrong, Mase?” he asked his son who stood frozen in place between Ashton and Vanessa.

“Dad…” he said in a low, scared whisper.

Finn looked over at Vanessa in silent question, who shrugged in response. “Are we scared, Mase?”

Mason nodded. A little. What if I don’t like it?

Mia squatted down to Mason’s level. “Remember in my class how we talked about trying new things? Even if they seem a little scary?”

I don’t have to like it, but I have to try first.

“Exactly. And look,” Mia gestured around at Ashton, Bailey, Finn, and Vanessa. “We’re all gonna be right here with you. Have we ever let anything bad happen?”

Mason shook his head. No. Will you be with me all day?

“No. We’re all gonna go to work. But, I’ll be right down the hall from you all day. And when school’s over, I’ll take you to Nana’s to be with Bailey until Momma and Papa come get you. Just like always.”

And next week after school we’ll get Bailey, and go home to yours and Dad’s? Mason asked for clarification.

“Yes. Next week when you’re with me and Daddy, after school we’ll get Bailey from Nana’s and then go home. It’ll be just like always, you’ll see.”

Mason took a deep breath, a look of determination crossing his little features. Okay. I’m ready.

As the family of six strolled down the halls of the elementary school Finn whispered to Vanessa, “Since when am I ‘Dad’?”

Vanessa shrugged, patting the man’s shoulder. “I dunno. He’s been calling me ‘Mom’ since yesterday. I think we gotta face the music that our little boy is growing up.”

Finn shook his head, clinging tightly to Bailey still in his arms. “I don’t like it. I fuckin’ hate it.”

“I know. I hate it too.”

“No, Ness. I hate it. Like, you don’t get it. You’re still gonna get called Momma for at least another five or so years. I have half that time if I’m lucky. Matter of fact… Bailey? You’re not allowed to grow up, okay? Not ever. You gotta stay this little forever. That’s the new rule.”

“Finn…” Vanessa warned. “Don’t get emotional, because that’s gonna make me emotional, and my hormones are gonna make that so much worse. Let’s just agree that this sucks, and leave it at that.”

“Deal.”

“Mom!” Mason said excitedly, pointing wildly at a row of cubbies in the kindergarten classroom. Look! This one has my name on it!

“It does!” she agreed, feeling herself start to tear up anyway. “Good job, smart boy! Go put your backpack and lunchbox in it.”

“Alright,” Mia announced, kissing Finn’s cheek and the top of Bailey’s head. “I’m gonna head out to my own classroom before chaos ensues.”

“Bye, Mia,” Ashton and Vanessa told her, giving the other woman a hug goodbye.

“Bye, baby. Have a great day. Love you.”

“Love you,” she smiled back, before giving him a quick kiss.

“Bye, Mimi!”

“Bye!”

“Bye, Mase!” Mia waggled her fingers at Mason who was still enthralled by the cubby with his name on it.

“Mimi!” He rushed back over to hug her leg.

“Hey, you can do this, Mase. Gotta try. I’ll see you later.”

Mason looked up at the rest of his parents. You leaving, too?

“Are you ready for us to?” Ashton asked.

Mason took a look around the room. Yeah. I think so.

Ashton knelt to give the boy a hug and kiss goodbye. “Okay. Momma and I will pick you up later at Nana’s. We love you.”

“Papa.”

Finn went next with Bailey. “I’ll see you and Bailey this weekend, okay? You’re gonna have fun, bud. Just give it a chance. I love you.”

“Dad. Bailey.”

“Bye, Mase!” she told her big brother, giving him a slobbery kiss on his cheek that made them both giggle.

Yucky! Mason rubbed at his cheek, still giggling. “Mom?”

Vanessa hugged him tight. “I love you, my sweet, smart, wonderful little boy,” she said, feeling the tears that had welled up start to spill down her cheeks.

“Mom?”

She hurriedly sniffed and wiped at her face. “Oh, I’m not sad, Mase.”

It’s okay. We don’t have to like it.

“That’s right, my smart boy. But we’re gonna give it our best try.”

“Mase!” a little voice called out from behind them, causing Mason to flap his arms and gasp in excitement.

“Lily!”

“Hug?” she asked, holding out her arms.

Mason flung his arms around his friend. Lily’s here!

“Oh, thank goodness, people we know!” Y/N said in relief, hugging everyone hello. “Lily was so nervous. Took us forever to get out of the house.”

“Auntie Y/N? Uncle Luke?” Mason asked, tugging at both of their hands.

“Hey, bud, whats up?” Luke asked.

Can I go show Lily her cubby?

“Oh! You hear that, Lily? You have a cubby. Do you wanna go find it with Mase?” Y/N asked the little girl.

“Okay. Mase, hand?”

The adults watched the two kindergarteners go off in search of Lily’s cubby. “Okay, maybe this won’t be so bad after all,” Vanessa decided, and everyone knew she meant for their own sake at watching their first borns grow up, just as much as she meant it in reference to the five year olds.

“Still,” Finn said, passing Bailey to Ashton. “You’re not allowed to grow up, okay?”

“You either!” Luke agreed, tickling Posy’s sides and making her giggle.

“At least they have each other,” Y/N pointed out.

Ashton nodded. “Yeah. They’ll be just fine.”

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[survivor-ingary]

Episode 2 - "I DON'T WANT THE MYSTERY MOUSE-CA-TOOL BESTIE" - Ellie

At the tribal, Ping was voted out of the Pendragon Tribe nearly unamimously. Tribal immunity for this round is Pictionary.

I bet all these bitches know i voted for Keith and now they are going to come kill me in my sleep if i die i blame dylan

yass round 2 i either think im in the best position on this tribe or theyre all secretly coming for me thats all

Tribal went as well as I expected it to go. No major drama. It seems like Keith is in real trouble if we do go to tribal again though which would put me in a very tricky spot. For now, though, I will be trying my best in the upcoming challenge. The problem is, however, timezones and schedules. Jon is going to be our drawer, but he can only do it tonight or in the early afternoon tomorrow which I will not be there for. Additionally, Keith is asleep so we have no idea what his schedule is going to be so we basically had to schedule the challenge without him. And Nya could only do right before the deadline tomorrow which Jon cannot do. I hate this for us, truly. I just hope that Moth and I can rub our brain cells together for this one so that we can pull out a win. OR somehow the other tribes fail horribly. On the bright side, I am finally starting to catch up on Duolingo exercises. They're a lot easier than I thought, but it is still going to be tedious af to save up enough coins for some of the higher end products at the shop. As a final note, I am going to work with Nya in the long term as we promised each other to. Hopefully that actually works out. Time to actually be loyal and be a hero this time around. Need to try something different.

If we lose this challenge, I will be very upset. We went so hard on this challenge!!! I believe that we can at least get second place, but I don't know how crazy the other tribes are. So, let's see what goes on

Ayyyyy soooooooo looks like the four, Colin, me, Ava, and Brayden are officially in an alliance!? I’m really hyped to be working with everybody and already have sights on who should go if we have to go to tribal 👀 but like I’m gonna feel so bad if we go to tribal and I orchestrate a whole plan to take someone out I gotta do it when I’m not in my feels and the planets aren’t fucking with my emotions too heavy. But go alliance ! This means I’ll be able to stay safe until hopefully a merge and hopefully we can avoid a tribe swap till then which I get those vibe from it !! But I’ll be here to survive two more tribals just in case which is pretty rad. Other then that hopefully me offering to draw doesn’t end us up in the bottom and we can keep killing ! But anyways that is it as off know hopefully I have a lot more coins tomorrow morning and I get hit the hat shop bright and motherfucking early.

Just got asked to be apart of an alliance <33333 the besties in the group trust me which maybe ain't the right move but for now we gotta love the bonding. exciting!!!

YAY FOR ROUND 2! Okay, so I meet once again with the Hat Shop and... third times the charm! Except,,, the charm is getting nothing AGAIN lmao I'm not complaining though, still got that extra vote :P I stayed up at 1 AM for this challenge, and I honestly think our team popped off. Anastasia was guessing a ton, and Riley was amazing at drawing real quick! I have a relatively good feeling about our performance, so I hope I wake up to the news of our tribe being immune :D

so yesterday I set myself on a mission to get an alliance. I wanted Ava + Brayden + Toph + me as a majority alliance. it was our day off from tribal so I thought it was the perfect day to do it!! I talked to Brayden about it first because he's the person I feel the most comfortable with, and then after a lot of coordination and careful communication I was able to pull it together!! I think the most important thing when making alliances is making everyone feel like they're a big part in it. So I was careful to ask each person how they feel about the others, about the game, and made a point to say that I wanted to work with them specifically. Some may call that a little manipulative, but I wanna make sure that I'm an essential part of the alliance!! i need everyone to feel like they need/want me there.

all of this happening so soon into the game is a testament to how aggressive I'm playing this time around. I usually like to lay low and just rely solely on my social game in the start, but I'm trying this out to establish myself early on! I wanted to play the tribe leader and I think I'm doing that in a smart and subtle way!!

so yes now we have a 4 person majority alliance named "duolingo owl hate club" because fuck that guy. I think we're the 4 most active and present people on the tribe so it's only natural for us to work together, but I think it's definitely worth noting that I was the one that was pulling the strings here.

We just did the pictionary challenge, I have a good feeling about it!! Toph was an amazing artist, and if we win, all credit rightfully goes to him!! I think the guessers also did great of course, but like come on, the artist has to be the mvp. I'm really hoping we pull through!! I don't mind going to tribal, but I genuinely don't wanna vote anyone out yet. I'm fine just playing the game in a precautionary way. I know I'm in a great position if we do go to tribal, but it's always preferred that we don't go.

Everyone else on my tribe: doing the challenge and kicking ass

Me: I’m sleep

Riley (Tumblr has once again chosen violence so only the first 10 get banners 🥲)

I think our challenge went pretty well! My team were good guessers. Feeling like I've established some Integrity now. Hope it keeps me safe later!

Toph Soooooo we finished the challenge with 32 points and like wig !! I was a quick as drawer for 32pts expect when my internet lagged, but still ! I think we whooped some ass and if we do go to tribal I know it won’t be me going, thanks to Duolingo owl hate club but I’m also worried same could have and advantage because they seem pretty kean on learning a lot in like 3 hours and then tried to cover that statement to not seem so threatening but like babs s a huge threat too apparently they love Duolingo and know 5 laugnes ? This is from brayden but If so go babs ! That’s absolutely iconic for real Life but fucking scary in this game ! I gotta be buddy buddy with them so hopefully if they do have something it won’t be them going home first and it will be Ava. But I’m thinking we might get second place again unless someone is a fucking wizard at this.

Dennis hmm i think we did well enough in the challenge to not see tribal tomorrow but who knows i guess we shall find out tn

the way ellie was so on top of stuff yesterday only to oversleep the challenge makes me giggle maybe shes freaking out about it which makes me also giggle but i dont think its really a big deal

anastasia asked me to call yesterday and i was like sure lets talk but it is damn near impossible to hold a conversation with her idk i tried BUT she did tell me “yeah i just got off a call with ellie” im like i see. she says shes down to work with ellie but that quickly switched from ellie being ~experienced~ but good to know ellie is also playing hard. anastasia also mentioned that she talks to riley a fair amount who i still have yet to connect to well. but dat makes me think ellie is def talking to riley too miss debate team is definitely a talker. but good on her for the social game i guess

kenneth keeps being like haha we’re the same person and im like yeah👁 i bet we are👁

i just wanna win and not think about tribal just keep it slow and chill for now keep learnin my welsh i guess

Ava Second challenge was Pictionary and I had a ton of fun playing. The tea is: toph did a great job. He was pretty vocal about not being a great artist but really I think he did great. However, Babs was super inactive yesterday and ~too late~ said they were a great artist and should've been picked to draw. It was kind of like.... k babs thanks for the belated "help". They did do great guessing which scored a point in my book. Brayden was supposed to play but last minute logged off without saying anything so we did the challenge without him :/ sorta a bummer. Anyway the lack of participation from Sam is kind of popping off so we'll see where that leads them... Overall a fun game and fingers crossed we did well!

Moth I think we did okay at the challenge. Today I am dying from the heatwave so I’m not thinking too straight! Stay cool everyone

Ellie So yesterday Anastasia and I called for about an hour!!! I’d say we’re definitely way closer, she’s someone I really wanna work with although the idea of her and Brayden eventually being on the same tribe is kinda scary cause I know how close they are. Still she’s so fun to talk to and I just love her energy so much!

Pictionary challenge results: Jenkins Tribe wins with Penadragon second, Hatter Tribe has to go to tribal council on the following day.

Ava Well well well seems our bob ross, toph, didn't pull through (y'all think babs would've pulled it out for us or slept through our challenge like they said they almost did?) I can't wait for tribal. I'm in it for the drama. I'm hashtag voting Sam off - didn't even bother to be apart of our challenge and not too sure they've even been online for a full 24 hours. Weed out the weak.....

Anastasia

Brayden https://imgur.com/n60Lz0c

guys i dont know what to do someone help me out

Dennis i hope damn brayden gets the boot

Raffy Woo! We don't have to go to tribal again! We stan!

Ellie So I figured I’d go idol hunting today cause the shop was about to close and I just wanted to see what had been bought and what possible hats there were, I see that there’s a hat I have enough for that hasn’t been bought and I decide fuck it let’s get it

APPARENTLY ITS SOMETHING THAT IM NOT ALLOWED TO KNOW WHAT IT IS OR HOW TO USE IT YET???? THEY SAID ILL FIND OUT ABOUT IT LATER

I DONT WANT THE MYSTERY MOUSE-CA-TOOL BESTIE

Sam Well you see. I like all my tribe people. And I think we did real good on that music video! So, I think rather than voting anyone else off, I think I should just vote myself off if that is possible! Ahhh

Babs So sad to see Sam not only go but go through what they're going through :( same w Toph :( they all seem so lovely

Keith Not sure if i submitted a confession after the last tribal. But if I didnt here it is.

Happy I made it out of that tribal. I had raffy backing me with whom I played. Last time we played. We were at odds. We didnt work together but whats worse that we were against each other. It was either him or me goin out. Hopefully thats the past n we can work together. I jus need to keep things calm n show that Im not here itching to make big moves. So they dont feel threatened by me. N its easy cause right now. I havnt made that kind og bond with anyone on my tribe. To even think of such moves. Lets see what round two holds for me.

Colin so uh

we lost! :(

I was really bummed tbh. Like I thought we did well but circumstances with the challenge were just really unfortunate, from conflict about who wanted to be the artist to people disappearing the moment the challenge started, I think we did well despite all of that. Except we did kinda get stomped anyway. Oh well!! The game moves on. Tribal has to happen.

Initially I was gonna push for Babs, just because I feel like I don't wanna attach myself to them too early on. I've seen how much of a bitter player they can be, and lets just say I'm not the most loyal ally to have. however! 9 minutes after we lost, Ava announces to our alliance that she's voting Sam. I wasn't surprised, Sam has been the one not really pulling their weight. But I had some good connections with her!! we both did colorguard and shes so sweet and easy to talk to. I was really conflicted for a little bit, debating on whether or not to actually push for Babs. I think brayden sensed my hesitance but we both knew there was nothing really I could do to stop Sam from being the vote. At first tribal, the initial name always spreads like wildfire.

However, my mess was stopped abruptly by Sam asking to be voted out. welp!! okay then!! babs stays i guess!! i'm not too bothered. I'll never turn down an easy vote hehe.

Pretty sure there's a swap tonight. I'm kinda scared of that

uwu

Brayden

i almost forgot to upload this but dont worry i just remembered

Colin screams

Toph So we’re going to tribal in 20 and all I have to say right now is if there is a tribe swap after I’m gonna so scared but I ducking called I had a vibe and it was right that’s what is gonna win me this game trusting my intuition. I’m holding on now and gonna be the biggest comp beast next challenge in case I get fucked on this swap !!!! Or at least if it is a swap 🤔

Riley I don't know what this announcement's gonna be I'm worriedddd... Ginny said it probably means we're swapping teams but I don't wannaaaa I like our team.

Toph Sam self sacrificing made this the easiest vote ever and me being safe is a plus I guess 😎

[baekhyunsahoe]

BBKY92 has posted!

By some small miracle, chanyeol makes it back to his apartment, jongin in tow. He thought they had taken uber pool but apparently not so they were having an impromptu drunken sleepover.

Chanyeol’s place is mini sized. It’s got zero bedrooms, one bath, and a small kitchen. they nearly trip over and die over the shoes at the door but somehow manage to land on the bed [if you can even call it that]. It’s nothing more than a futon on the floor with a bunch of pillows and some stuffed animals.

Jongin’s sprawled on his back, chanyeol side eyes his sockless state of foot that had probably been sockless since the start. That guy never liked socks. Chanyeol never liked sweaty feet from not wearing socks. It could not go on like this. He’s about to voice his views on this matter when jongin drops his phone on his own face.

Chanyeol bursts out laughing, jongin’s groaning background noise.

“are you okay?” chanyeol asks to be ‘polite.’ Jongin scowls and the phone slips out of his hand again. “you are not okay.” Chanyeol confirms.

“my screen is so bright dude.” Jongin complains. “its blinding”

“you can change it on your settings.”

“I did – oh shit!”

“what?!”

“kyungsoo called me.”

Chanyeol’s eyes widen. A mad kyungsoo was basically the end of your days. Or jongin’s days at least.

“why didn’t you answer it?” chanyeol asks in horror.

“I didn’t hear it!” jongin yells.

Chanyeol shakes his head and reaches for his phone. “oooooooo. he called me too.”

“seriously?!”

“deadass.”

“oh my god… I wouldn’t be surprised if he showed up here any second now…” jongin blinks up at the ceiling seemingly having accepted his fate.

“fuck that.” Chanyeol scoffs laying on his side and snuggling the nearest pillow. “tell him youre staying over. Im sure he can survive one night without you.”

“okay.”

“okay.”

“okay.”

“okay.”

“stop saying okay.”

“okay.”

“I changed my mind, have him come here and get you the fuck out of my bed.”

“im sorry.”

Chanyeol throws a stuffed toy at him, reminds himself to say sorry to rainbow [his alpaca] later for using him as a weapon, and reaches for his laptop.

“I’ma throw up.”

“go to the bathroom.”

“okay.”

Chanyeol barely gives jongin the time of day as the younger male wobbles to the toilet. That’s what he gets. He had spent a whopping $80 earlier and it did not even include tip yet.

The alcohol is still rampant in his veins, chanyeols cheeks are flushed despite the cool temperate of his room. His eyes feels heavy, sleep threatening to overcome him soon. But he had some business he had to take care of. It was only 6pm [ they had been at the beer and chicken place for 4 hours before migrating to the nearest bar and ordering more rounds ] [ thankfully lit!jongin had been in a friendly mood and paid for it that time ]

Chanyeol quickly logs onto his tumblr and in five seconds flat uploads his video, checks bkhyn92s page, sees no updates, and slams his laptop shut. He lays down and is idly wondering if he had a password lock on there when he feels jongin collapse next to him, out like a light.

-- it isn’t morning yet when chanyeol wakes up next.

Its his turn to yack it.

Feeling like he was going to give birth through his mouth to a mutant chicken beer and soju blob chanyeol barely makes it to the bowl of his toilet.

“help me im dying.” He says to his shower curtain. it is of no help as the 2nd round causes chanyeol’s eyes to water.

After making a blood oath with himself in his mind to never drink again, chanyeol’s got the taste of tooth paste in his mouth instead of well. We don’t need to describe it.

The time on the microwave glimmers at him in the darkness.

10;30pm

Chanyeol settles on his bed, trying to ignore jongin cuddling rainbow the alpaca and is about to drift back off into much needed sleep when his phone vibrates loudly.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT.

BZZZZZZZT.

Ignore it, chanyeol thinks.

BZZZZZZZT BZZT BZZT BZZZZZZZZZZZZT

Don’t ignore it, chanyeol reconsiders.

With a dramatic FUCK MY LIFE muttered under his breath, chanyeol answers without looking.

“WHAT.”

“hello chanyeol.”

He blanches. That voice.

“s-soo?”

Do kyungsoo, the guardian of the seven rings of hell. No jk. But he totally can be if he ever applied for that job.

“nice of you to answer. I don’t know what I would have done if you didn’t.”

“of course. Um.”

“jongin there?”

“yeah. He’s knocked out.” Chanyeol says apologetically hating how he was going to get the blame for jongin’s idea to get shitfaced in mid afternoon.

“is he ok?” kyungsoo asks, instead of the SEND ME YOUR LOCATION for proof chanyeol was expecting. Kyungsoo was a bit overprotective in the cutest and deadliest way possible.

“he should be.”  chanyeol kicks jongin in the leg to see if he is alive. Jongin groans. “yeah hes fine. Did you want to come swoop him?”

“no way. He might yack in my car.”

Such a caring bf. That’s bae. Jongin was a lucky guy.

“well don’t worry, hes safe here with me. Unless he tries to draw a penis on my face. Then I cant make any promises.”

“my relationship turnover was coming up anyway.” Kyungsoo jokes darkly. Chanyeol snickers despite a small voice in his mind squeaking pls don’t hurt me through out this whole conversation. “by the way, I heard you were going on a date with Baekhyun tomorrow.”

Jesus did jongin alert the media? Was there a new snapchat filter for this too? which countries still didn’t know? Has that billboard for rent been bought out to make a glowing neon sign yet? Did he make a medical breakthrough to relay messages to fetuses in the wombs as well? You know, since he felt the need to open his big mouth and tell everyone.

“uh. Yeah. I guess.”

“I’m pretty excited to see how this turns out.”

“do you know Baekhyun?” chanyeol asks curiously. One part of him felt kinda weird talking to kyungsoo on the phone while his boyfriend was spooning an alpaca.

“we went to the same music school together.”

“oh.” Chanyeol, the greatest conversationalist ever. Replies.

“he’s a nice guy once you get to know him. Don’t be offended by his ratchet self. He may seem like a thot, but that’s just an image he tries to maintain.” Kyungsoo says helpfully.

Chanyeol meanwhile is trying to do some math in his head. Did he hear correctly? Was he still drunk? Why on earth would anyone want to up hold their thottie honor? This is why chanyeol was single.

“don’t tell him I told you this, but hes still pretty down in the dumps about his break up. He was actually serious about that guy. It just didn’t work out you know?”

“uhhuh.” Chanyeol wanted to know more but at the same time he didn’t want to pry. He was raised to be respectful of other peoples business. Baekhyuns secrets, personal and his, didn’t need to be told to him by someone else.

“I could tell you more if you want.”

“sure.”

That previous paragraph never happened.

“he’s probably going to try to smash.”

“what.”

“yeah. Havent you heard the best way to get over a guy is to get under another one?”

No. of course not. the last time he checked he hadn’t subscribed to the Thotsmopolitan.

“are you sure about this?” chanyeol asks swallowing hard, the feeling of nervousness deep-throating him.

“yup.” A yawn. “I might have said too much.”

“wait. So should i… you know.”

“if you like him, you shouldn’t.”

Ah yes. that made total sense. Don’t get into the pants of someone youre feeling.

“because that will automatically make you look like a fuckboy. it’s a test of sorts. That’s why im telling you. I think youd be a good match for him.”

“why is that?”

“youd just balance each other out.”

Chanyeols starting to wonder just how much kyungsoo knew about him. Whenever he third wheeled it was all good times; karaoke bowling pet cafes… nothing ever deep. Perhaps jongin be talking shit?

“anyway. Good luck tomorrow and have fun! Tell jongin he better be home before I wake up with breakfast ready or else.”

“yes sir!”

“goodnight chanyeol.”

sweet

   “So you’re chanyeol?”

“yes. last time I checked.”

Baekhyun looks amused despite the judgemental tone of his voice.

Chanyeol just looks uncomfortable.

The date came sooner than he would like [he had a mere less than 24 hours to prepare himself and half those hours were him hungover on soju]. Now he found himself sitting  in the same chicken and beer spot [seriously was there no other place to go to around these parts?] with jongin’s music teacher for company.

“and when was that?”  Baekhyun asks innocently sipping at his water. Chanyeol takes note of his hands. Theyre very pretty. Like the rest of the guy. Except when he opens his mouth. He seems to be snarky but playful which isn’t bad, but chanyeol is socially awkward at times like these.

He swallows a weird lump in his throat. “um.” He didn’t quite know how to answer that.

“kidding!” Baekhyun laughs. “I don’t need to know last time you checked.”

Then why did you ask, chanyeol thinks crazily. He sips his water too with a pained smile. Baekhyun was seriously intimidating and he didn’t know why. Maybe its because they were both sober and what kyungsoo had said echoes back and forth in chanyeol’s mind like a 1980s horror cartoon. ‘he’s gonna wanna smaaaaaaaaaAssshhhhhhhhh’ kyungsoo replayss in a creepy singsong voice.

“want to get something to drink?” chanyeol blurts.

Baekhyun raises an eyebrow. “do you want to get me drunk…?”

“no! no. I just.” Chanyeol rambles, horrified at the insinuation. He wasn’t a fuckboy!

“chill. I wanna get me drunk.” Baekhyun winks. “a pitcher and a bottle of chamisul sound good to you?”

“sounds good, yeah, great actually.” Chanyeol agrees nodding his head repeatedly. Baekhyun laughs again.

“someones eager.” Baekhyun comments. “or a raging alcoholic.”

Chanyeol pouts but he realizes Baekhyun is just teasing.

The alcohol arrives soon enough and after the first two soju bombs chanyeol is feeling less stressed and more relaxed. Baekhyun looks the same, a sign he must have high alcohol tolerance. Whos the raging alcoholic now?

“tell me about yourself.” Baekhyun drawls, gaze focused solely on chanyeol. His pretty eyes are outlined with black liner, and despite appearing as sober as fifteen minutes ago has a slight pink glow dusting across his cheek bones. “why are you single.”

Chanyeol blinks, has to seriously come up with an answer to that question. He ends up laughing awkwardly, scratching his head. “oh I guess I just don’t really have much time to date and plus its hard to meet people nowadays, I think… “

“How long have you been single?”

“Um… a few months,” A FEW YEARS, his mind and penis scream at him in devastation.

“Ooh. No hook ups or anything?” Baekhyun asks casually pouring a shot for the both of them.

Chanyeol isn’t sure if he should confess to not having boned in A FEW YEARS or to try and seem cool by saying he got hoes in different area codes. But he didn’t wanna be a fuckboy. gods, was this a test? There was no winning!

“No…” he ends up answering honestly. He takes his shot without Baekhyun and downs his beer.

Baekhyun looks truly surprised. “wow. So you’re saying you haven’t gotten laid in months?” he whistles, and takes his drink.

“its not really a big deal to me,” chanyeol explains hastily, defending his unwanted chastity belt.

“uhhuh.” Baekhyun nods, pouring yet another set of beer and soju. “hooking up isn’t a big deal to you.”

“no!” chanyeol exclaims. “no, I meant. Like. Nevermind.”

Baekhyun smiles coyly at him through his eyelashes. “cheers to that.”

“cheers to what?”

“hooking up.”

They down their respective alcohol even though chanyeol isn’t sure what the hell that meant but strangely finds himself not too worried. Baekhyuns presence is becoming comfortable, and with every shot, chanyeol feels like he can be more and more himself. Baekhyun laughs a lot at his reactions and stories, and chanyeol is captivated everytime Baekhyun opens his mouth, looks at him, pours drink, takes a shot, anything really. Baekhyun is truly gorgeous, and attractive af. There was just something about him and chanyeol is suddenly thinking about baekhyuns previous question except about Baekhyun – why was he single?

[askpet-archive]

PET ep 5

Ari made the we i r de s t noise waking up. i feel bad for anyone who might've heard it as she rolled over. Only to fall on the floor with a 'thump'. She opened her eyes a bit and looked up at the seeing, seeing the clock she had installed up there. 7:30 am. She got to her feet and shook her mouse to her computer, only to see V-Tale had shut off. Seems her entire computer had restarted..woops. She got to her feet and brushed herself off slightly, looking over at the bed, hoping her best friend hadnt woken up by her fall. Era blinks, snapping out of her thoughts when hearing a quiet thump. She proceeds to quickly get out of bed after hearing the noise- What if there's a intruder in the house?? Oh no that'd be bad. She opens her door before walking over to Ari's room and proceeding to knock on it "Heyyy are you okay?" Well Ari, you.. technically woke her up? She was awake anyways, she was just going back to sleep Ari walked over to the door and opened it quietly, giving a yawn first thing "oh- uh. Yea. sorry if i woke you." she mumbled "just fell off my chair-" she paused "-again.." that was some guilt. She chuckled to laugh it off and gave a tiny smile "did you get any, or well..enough sleep?" she asked, lightly patting her friend on the head "No you didn't wake me up it's okay- I was already awake." She blinks, staring at Ari "Uhm,, I think I did? Did you?" "I have no idea when i fell asleep. I walked into my room, watched VT for awhile and woop there i went." she muttered, rubbing her eyes slightly, "so..im not sure. but i mean.. i dont feel tired? like, more tired then normal. i feel normal, i guess." "Well that's good- If you feel normal, I mean- I dunno I'm still terrible with words." She pauses, taking a step backwards "M gunna go downstairs uhm, join me if you want to." She turns around, heading downstairs quietly Ari blinked, was Era okay? Was that normal? She tried recounting the times this had happened before, not remembering any.. She darted downstairs quickly and went and sat on the couch (not ontop of Max luckily), looking outside the window. The sun was up already, darn. Era looked over to Ari "Well that was fast." She blinks, looking over to where Max was sleeping on the couch "How was the talk with the newcomer yesterday?" Era questions, before sitting down on the couch herself "Max? Or Vincent?" she turned to look at her friend, then shrugged "Vincent, im p sure you heard that whole thing. i was kinda shook when i heard gunshots though. And Max seems cool. She watches VT and apparently didnt seem to know we lived right under north carolina. which is interesting. considering we're in south carolina. And she seems really eager about this job." she paused "..Era, you werent like, jealous or anythin were you? You sure acted like it. or was that just salt?" "Oh, well I mean, it's a good thing if she's eager about the job?" Era blinks, "Just my usual salt. I'm always salty over everything." Haha,, Max shifted on the couch, opening her eyes for a second before closing them again, determined to stay asleep. She knew she wasnt gonna stay asleep though. Ari blinked, that was the most obvious lie shes ever heard. "...oh my god you fuckin dork" she snickered slightly "Era your my best friend. aint nobody replacin you. got that?" she poked her friends nose and smiled softly, "besides, i just met this person. you know how my meetings can vary. Pissed, to shy, to overly happy. You had this same reaction with Angy, and me and Ang are just friends. not the bestest friends in all the multiverse." Era sighs "Ahhh, I know- sorry just. Uhm. Weird anxiety things?? But thanks hah." Ari nodded "i understand that..now, um, i do have something not as bright to ask. When are we going up a state to go meet Billy, because like..we kinda need to know our lives. considering our weird 'come back from the dead' issue." Era pauses, looking out towards the window for a moment "Uhm.. We should.. I don't know an exact time but like, we should do it pretty soon considering we don't know how many lives we even have. So, like, around today or tomorrow I guess? It kind of depends." "...Hey lil eavesdropper! we're goin to meet the Acachallas!" she called over to Max, havin known she was awake, before lookin back at her friend "We could do it today but i don't think Vincent wants to go somewhere, Arthur will hit me, Angy will say 'nope' and take a sip of sprite. and i dont want only two of us going, thats hella dangerous. they've got nukes." "..It sounds stupid but, maaaayyybe we could bring Max along? As like.. a test mission? Are you okay with doing that Max?" Max groaned. She felt slightly excited by hearing any of this, but sleep felt like a much better option. She just slowly sat up, rubbing her eyes. "I'll do it, sure...." Ari made a snorting noise "that was a lovely noise. Alright" she clapped her hands together "What do you both want for breakfast" if anyone says Macaroni your going to have a very angry mom on your hands "I want ... wwaannntt.. cereal." "Ill eat whatever you got that isnt sausage, honestly.." Ari nodded "got it." off she goes into the kitchen Era blinks, looking over to Max "....." Klondike ears perked up "Thank you for not eating sausage" "??" "Uh, hi...." "Okay before you get confused Max, that's Klondike, a demon we have because of Spop." "Uh, okay...then..." mmm demons, woo, cause thats not gonna keep her up at night "They're friendly enough so don't worry." "I guess.." Sliiiides back into the room. she put eggs and Toast on Max's lap, and set down what looked to be juice on the side table, going over to Era and giving her some frosted flakes cereal™. She glanced at Klondike and rose an eyebrow "do you know what Spop likes to eat because i wanna get somethin ready for when she gets up." Era immediately starts eating her cereal, giving a quiet "Thanks" to Ari Max looked slightly more awake, especially with the food sitting in front of her. "Thanks dude." Piggy shrug "Spop is a strange girl. She likes worms" "...We dont..have worms but. i can make do." she grinned and ran into the kitchen, coming out with a packet of gummy worms, showing them to Klondike "will these do?" she looked back at Max and Era "no problem btw. I make breakfast for everyone alot." "You lied about not having worms" "These arent worms but okay." she went and put the gummy worms on the side table to a chair and then went back into the kitchen, coming out a few seconds later with eggs, toast, and bacon, hiding the bacon from Klondike's view. there she goes, sitting next to Era again. nom nom time "kay, wait. how are we going to explain to the group why we're disappearing. We cant just. poof. We're the leader and co-leader, and Max is a new member." she hummed "We tell them we're going to get a book on how many lives we have and put whoever we trust as leader and co-leader for the time being." "Arthur-" that was immediate, no thought there "Hes been here as long as me, and hes ore responsible then Angy...or. god forbid, Vincent." "Okay well, Arthur is the leader, Angy is kind of co-leader I guess while we leave." Up from Spop's room a frantic scream is heard "WHERE IS MY BEANIE?!!!!" "Alright then. i doubt any of em are gonna get up anytime soon and." she checked the time again, humming "its currently like 2 pm for North Carolins-" she snickered when hering the scream, bursting into uncontrollable laughter, A r i n o Klondike leapt from his place and ran upstairs to help the Spop Ari got up and ran to the closet, opening the door to take out her quiver, and taking a cat earred beanie out of it. Up the stairs she went to go into Spops room "Spop heyy, i still,, uh. had your beanie. oops. Uh. Worms are downstairs on a table if you want to eat" she smiled and lightly tossed the beanie to Spop Spop looked at Ari and caught the beanie "Thank you" ;u; beanie is hugged Ari gave a thumbs up and ran back downstairs "oooh kay. as i was saying. its now 3 pm for the north fucks. So if we wanna get up there it'd be a good idea to get outta the house asap. So.." she shrugged "we'd only be gone for like a day unless we decide to hang out there for awhile. but i doubt we will." "Well uhm. Guess we should pack then. Right now." Era stands up, walking over to where she placed her catbag near the front door, picking it up and putting on her high-heel boots "Okay I'm ready." Max just grabbed her over-stuffed laptop bag and put on her sandals. She literally never had anything more than that. Ari snickered, running upstairs, she came back down with two papers, simply having their deaths and causes written down. "welll, im ready too. Maxi?" she glanced at the other nerdo, putting one of the papers on the table and quickly writing a note for the other PET members "I'm ready, bro." Spop looked at the people about to leave. "You are gonna come back right??" Era walks over to the front door, proceeding to open it "Yep! We'll be gone for around a few hours or so. Maybe a day. Now lets goooo!" Ari nodded "kay, got it. The note just tells them where we're goin, what we're doing, and whos in charge.- Oh, Spop! i almost forgot- uh.." she paused, then blinked "Era, im not leaving my daughter alone with the maniac.s" "There's only one maniac though, shouldn't Spop be safe with Arthur and Angy?" Narrows eyes "Do you really trust Arthur and Angy with Spop?" "Nope." "Spop, you're comin along. Grab Klondike, your worms, and lets go" she muttered, out the door she goes to get the car started "Ok!" She runs off to get what she needs Era proceeds to walk outside too, heading over to the car but not going inside of it yet, waiting for Spop and Max to come out too Spop runs back out with Klondike and her gummy worms Max walked slowly out behind Spop, picking through her bag for something. Era grabs the handle of the car door, flinging it open "Well- lets get in the car, since that's a thing you need to do." She slides into the shotgun seat Max sat on the back right, closing the door and already staring out the window. Spop sat in the backseat next to Max Ari sliiides herself into the drivers seat, putting the papers in the side thing and starting the car. Woop woop roadtrip Era smiles, "Roadtrip start! Ari don't crash the car." Ari chuckled "i wooont" looks abck at Max and Spop "i dont have a drivers license." she warned, looking into the side mirror. Out of the driveway they go Spop looked out the window, fixated on the outside world

[sugarghosts]

I stayed home all day, I skipped classes oops. It was for a good reason, it was my mothers birthday today! Tomorrow Olivia and I are hanging out again and we are going to two different malls. Im so excited! Im taking her to her interview for a new job then we are gonna hang after and celebrate her new job (because she definitely got it!) Also fun fact, I saw your zodiac post about who you don’t like and I’m a Taurus and would love to try and change your view on us! How has your day been dear?-💜

Funny it’s my friend’s birthday today (that i told you about yesterday) well it’s her birthday if she didn’t live in a different time zone haha but according to my time zone it would be her birthday if she lived over here

I’m glad she got a job I hope you two have fun tomorrow! Going to the mall with your friend is a humble experience ❤️

Oh haha I’m not someone who takes zodiacs seriously anyways there just a little fun thing to look at and see it’s just a little coincidence that i knew 3 people that were all Tauruses and were insane haha 

Well my day didn’t start off too gracefully I had a bad dream luckily it wasn’t enough to spook me out tho but as i was sleeping my mom went to the store and bought a bunch of food (we live on wellfare we get money on the 10th so that’s like hallelujah day and then she goes out and gets goodies) and she got some APPLE CIDER SO I’M REALLY HAPPY and right now some mini tacos are being made so I’m happy about that

I also drew a bit (by drew I fixed up a drawing i ruined) haha also how do you like your cider? hot or cold cause i like mine cold~!!