#anyway i'm having a great time

[thedawningofthehour]

I've just started watching a playthrough of Ace Attorney and I have to say-the fucking gall of Takumi to go

"I have no idea how the legal system works. I have no intention of learning."

And just fucking going with that. In this game about legal proceedings. The fucking balls on this man. The absolute lack of shits. Do whatever the fuck you want, what are they gonna do? Arrest you?

[snaggletoothedbastard]

various results of my Tintin hyperfixation

I've started rolling up my trousers with elasticated hems to make them look like plus fours.

I bought a newsboy cap from my favourite clothes shop. I wore it to school the other day and some kid I've never seen before made cockney noises at me.

I've started saying "balderdash" to myself when I mean to say "bullshit".

I've now watched every episode of the animated series in the space of about two and a half weeks? I've been watching the DVDs with my family but I've also been watching it by myself on YouTube.

I've already lost count of the number of times I've watched the 2011 film.

I have also been reading the books. My favourite thing about them is that Snowy talks and he's really sarcastic.

Every time I have a question about even the smallest details from one of the stories, I Google it. Today I learned that double yellow lines were introduced in 1960 as a result of watching "The Calculus Affair" and wondering if it made sense for a car to randomly stop at the side of a road. I thought it would only be suspicious if it was on a double yellow line, but then I looked it up and it turns out we didn't have double yellow lines until 1960 so it wouldn't have even been a thing in a story written in the 30s. I also Googled opium to find out whether or not it's a hallucinogenic while I watched "Cigars of the Pharaoh". My search history must look rather concerning.

I found an "epic version" of the animated series' theme tune on Spotify and I listen to it at school every time I have to walk to a classroom. Makes me feel like I'm going on an adventure.

The autism is winning.

[inverse-problem]

brace yourselves, now that I have a robosona I'm gonna be so insufferable about it

[kazhul]

put Kes in BG3 and she's perfect (nasty horrible spores druid)

[starlit-xamners]

I got splatoon 3 now :)

Firstly, it me :) putting more screenshots under read more so it's not too long a post jgjdjv

One of the first things I see when I got online was Eridan jfjxjv

My first turf war (we lost)

And my first victory in turf war!

First successful salmon run, and literally the round after that was my first Cohozuna, which was also a success!

Bonus player posts that made my day jfjsjg

[sgogs]

100% Normal emotional support bread

[butchdykeorpheus]

no one spoil me for deathloop btw but. ok yeah sure "kill the visionaries destabilise the loop" or w/e but a) the game is heavily implying that literally no one except julianna and colt remembers the prior loops including the other visionaries so like what's up with that?? did something about the loop get fucked up? is that why colt decided to betray the rest of them? b) colt You Are A Visionary. You Are Also A Visionary. does that not also mean that You Have To Die. think my man think

[nipuni]

Casanova sketches!

[inkskinned]

you have to go to work so you can pay for your doctor, who is not taking your insurance right now, and if you say i can't afford the doctor's you are told - get a better job. it is very sad that you are unwell, yes, but maybe you should have thought about that before not having a better job.

(where is the better job? who is giving out these better jobs? you are sick, you are hurting - how the hell are you supposed to be well enough for this better job?)

but you go to the doctor because you had the nerve to be hurt or sick or whatever else. and they tell you that it is because you have anxiety. you try your best. you are a self-advocate. you've done the reading (which sometimes pisses them off worse, honestly). you say it is actually adding to my anxiety, it is effecting my quality of life. so they say that you are fat. they say that all young people have this happen to them, isn't it a medical marvel! they say that you should eat more vegetables. they say that you probably just need to lose a little more weight, and that you are faking it for attention.

(what attention could this doctor possibly give? what validation? that's their fucking job, isn't it?)

there is always a hypochondriac, right. someone always tells you about a hypochondriac. or someone who is unnecessarily aggressive during the worst days of their life. or someone looking "for a quick fix". or some idiot who wasn't educated about how to properly care for themselves who just abandons their treatment. and again, the hypochondriac, the overly-cautious hysteric. these people don't deserve to be treated like humans (right), and since you might be one of these people, you also don't get treated like a human. because those people can really fuck with the system, you now have to pay for it. and besides. you're actually probably faking it.

(more often than not, you find a 2:1 ratio of these stories. for every "hypochondriac", there are 2 people who knew something was wrong, and yet nobody could fucking find it. the story often ends with pointless suffering. the story often ends with and now it's too late, and it's going to kill me.)

you are actually just making excuses. someone else got that procedure or that diagnosis and he's fine, you should be fine too. someone else said they watched a documentary about other inspirational people with your exact same condition, maybe you should be inspirational, too. you're just too morbid. your pain and your experience is probably just not statistically concerning. it is all self-reported anyway, and you're just being a baby.

(once, while sitting down in the middle of making coffee, you had the sudden, horrible thought - i could kill myself to make the pain stop. you had to call your best friend after that. had to pet your dog. had to cry about it in the shower. you won't, but that moment - god, fuck. the pain just goes on and on.)

you know someone who went in for routine surgery and said i still feel everything. they told her to just relax. it took her kicking and screaming before they figured out she wasn't lying - the anesthetic drip hadn't been working. you know someone who went in for severe migraines who was told drink water and lose weight. you know someone who was actively bleeding out and throwing up in the ER and was told you're just having a bad period.

in the ER there are always these little posters saying things like "don't wait! get checked today!" and you think about how often you do wait. how often the days spool out. you once waited a full week before seeing the doctor for what you thought was a sprained wrist. it had actually been broken - they had to rebreak it to set it.

but you go into the doctor. the problem you're having is immediate. the person behind the counter frowns and says we're not taking your insurance. you will be paying for this out-of-pocket.

they send you home with tylenol and a little health packet about weight loss or anxiety or attention deficit. on the front it has your birthday and diagnosis. you think about crying, and the words swim. it might as well say go fuck yourself. it might as well say you're a fucking idiot. it might as well say light your money on fire and lie down in it. and the entire fucking time - the problem persists.

it's okay. it's okay, it's just another thing, you think. it's just another thing i have to learn to live with.

[buttercupshands]

So.

Act 5, huh?

Oh, and that.

"You can start breakdown now."

Finished the game couple of days ago and had some thoughts I needed to process a little. Like. Yes.

So anyway I actually didn't plan this and just wanted to redraw some sprites to just make sure I understand how to draw Siffrin correctly (still working on that!)

What did I learn from this? How fun it it to draw on a canvas that literally doesn't let you draw with colors without some layer cheating when necessary. Never tried it.

The beans. Sleeping beans.

Basically what happens when you want to sleep AND draw. Draw characters sleeping on your behalf.

Doesn't help, but at least it's cute.

I have no idea what was going on in my mind as I drew this. Feels like a fever dream of 'I want to sleep' at 4 am and 'Hm...' of thinking random things

Also that phone craft sign. Still too funny to imagine. I had to.

[benevolenterrancy]

May your hardened heart be woken By the soft and distant song Of all you left here unspoken All the shards we keep stepping on - Take this body home Take this body home Call the wind, and let her know Take this life outgrown Take this broken soul Call the stars, call them all And take it high, take it far, take it home

[chalkrub]

more svanhildr - trying new things, like a brave boy

[mizukkay]

modern klance i love you..

[reginalusus]

Silly Valentine's thing I repurposed from an old draft... he deserves all the love, give him love. Now.

Bonus doodles I did on a whim:

Image description: Fanart of DC's Harvey Dent/Two-Face. The first image is a drawing of Harvey carrying a box of chocolates and flowers, dressed in a suit that is split between black and sparkly pink. His dialogue reads: "Uhhh, there's a 50/50 chance you and I are gonna have a good time tonight." It's followed by Harvey arguing himself, saying: "That was shit... and you thought 'I'll put a 'Dent' in you this Valentine was better?". The last image has two Harvey scribbles. The first is a suggestive one of him laying back, his chest exposed. The second is a headshot with kiss marks, with dialogue from Jason Todd asking what it is on his face. End of image description.

[mirensiart]

i think it's very funny that i've seen people headcanon wind to speak spanish or for his hylian to be similar to spanish cause like

i'm chilean, and our spanish is recognized by other spanish speakers as being the worst spanish since we speak with weird unique slang and we have a sing-song accent

like, there's a reason why there's so many memes of our spanish sucking ass lmao

anyway, this is a very convoluted and stupid way for me to say that wind is chilean now, i'm claiming him

someone in the chain mentions they know spanish too and wind replies with a heavy chilean accent and slang and everyone's like "what the fuck was that"

[royalarchivist]

Jaiden: Do I have to go with one other person, or can I have like, a group?

Cucurucho: Yes.

Jaiden: That's... not... [Laughs] There's two options there...

Cucurucho: Ha ha ha.

Jaiden: Ok, so– [Laughs] I'll go- I'll go with–

Cucurucho: [The Admin audibly laughs]

Jaiden: I'll– did you just laugh? [Laughs and hits her desk]

Cucurucho: Ha ha ha.

Jaiden: [Keeps laughing] I got the– I g– Am I going crazy? [Laughs] Ok–

Cucurucho: I hope you enjoy the– [Soundboard audio cuts off as Cucurucho runs away]

Jaiden: Thank you, thank you! I made him snicker, guys, I made him snicker! [Laughs]

(Fun fact: Retroity recently confirmed it was her laugh we heard!)