#anyway i hate star wars nerds

[mamawasatesttube]

i am going to say something that is . well i don't think it's controversial in that i don't think it has been said enough to cause controversy to begin with but skjdfhjds listen. hear me out

tim/ber/kon <<<<<<<<< timiveskon

on the one hand you have an uphill battle to convince me why these characters would even give a shit about each other (plus i mean megfitz massacred their characterizations and thats a whole extra mess) and generally it just reads to me as just treating kon as tim's spare love interest uwu without any care about his character.

but on the OTHER HAND.... timiveskon? chefs kiss. kon and ives are instantly bonding over nerdisms. they are both standing on the table and yelling about the rereleased edition of return of the jedi and kon is going on about how he has the original literally downloaded into his brain and ives thinks that's the sexiest thing he's ever heard and tim is just sitting there consumed by lust while they both yell about greedo. it practically writes itself. come on

[teslasucks37]

CW: NSFW under the cut (MDNI), afab!reader (Nonbinary fem af), Oral (reader receiving), Smoking (Weed), Dom!Charlie, Sex Tape?

A/N: 6.5k words end me now I didn’t mean for it to be so long 😭😭😭 Geez this is really crazy and I know I mentioned this in the first one but I’m gonna mention it here too cause this is the fic that started my obsession with Charlie and it’s so cathartic to see it finally finished. I of course have some other fics that I want to finish and like 20 requests that are included in those fics but then I’m probably gonna get back into Star Wars cause I’m a super mega nerd so if u guys are interested in any Star Wars content (specifically a Din Djarin x OC fic lmk 🤭) ANYWAY ENJOY CHARLIE SMUT

Charlie Slimecicle x Reader

Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) 2/2

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Charlie 💚

Dan

Sorry for leaving so early I need to stream this afternoon <3

Char

It's fine dw

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They stared at the message a week after sending it, biting the nail on their thumb absentmindedly. Danny had sent similar messages to Ranboo and Moonzy, but this one bothered them. It had been their only message since.

God, it sounded so cringey out loud, but they missed him. His smile, his humor, his presence.

They rewatched photos and videos of that night, even the karaoke one that Ranboo recorded where they were practically eye fucking Charlie, as if they couldn't be any more obvious.

Danny swore somewhere in their drunken stupor they heard him say something that made their heart race. But maybe that was just a dream. Or wishful thinking.

What if he hated them? What if he despised them for not saying goodbye? What if he never wanted to talk to them ever again?

They weren't sure if they could handle that.

Maybe they should have texted back, or double texted to show they cared. Or maybe that would have been weird.

Danny sat at their chair in their office, the one they would use so often for streaming, just trying to edit a video. But they kept coming back to that damn message. Rereading the message felt like punching themselves in the face over and over again. Nearly every day like clockwork, they stared at it, before closing it, then looking at it again a few hours later. They wanted to say something else, anything else, but every day that passed made it more and more weird to say anything at all.

It was so frustrating, feeling so incapable of just talking to a guy. Danny wasn't usually like this. They'd never felt like this with someone. Sure, they'd had plenty of partners, romantic and other, due to the nature of their jobs. But none of them had felt like this.

Not like Charlie.

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Charlie 💚

Dan

Sorry for leaving so early I need to stream this afternoon <3

Char

It's fine dw

Dan

Would u maybe wanna do a stream together?

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So they just sent something.

Anything.

"Damnit." They ran a hand through their hair, tossing their phone onto their desk and standing, before a buzzing came from it and they practically leaped for it.

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Charlie 💚

Dan

Would u maybe wanna do a stream together?

Char

When do you want me?

Dan

All the time

*anytime

Whenever works best for you!

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Danny slapped a palm onto their head in embarrassment at their Freudian slip. They hadn't expected him to respond so quickly, maybe giving them more of a chance to figure out what to say.

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Charlie 💚

Dan

All the time

*anytime

Whenever works best for you!

Char

I'm not busy this weekend

Does Fri-Sun work?

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They pressed a heart into the message, reacting calmly and breathing out in relief.

That was however, before Danny slammed their phone onto their desk and squealed into their hands. "Fuck!"

They couldn't believe that had just happened.

Charlie was coming over.

To their apartment.

For a whole weekend?

Or did he just want to be there one of the days?

Who knew?

They would figure it out later.

By the time Friday rolled around, Danny had cleaned their entire apartment twice. They made sure nothing inappropriate was lying around. If Charlie was to wittiness what they did other than streaming, he probably would pass out.

That was if he didn't already know.

The thought made their core tighten. The idea of him being one of the viewers of your special premium content, watching them like that, it made them dizzy.

They fretted over their outfit for what seemed like hours. They felt like they absolutely had to look nice for him. Sifting through nearly their whole closet, Danny pulled out a purple tank top and a short blue dress.

The tank top might be too casual.

But this wasn't a date. Right?

No. It wasn't. It was a stream.

That could be misconstrued as a date.

"Ugh!" Danny threw both articles on the floor in frustration.

They couldn't even pick out the right underwear.

Should they wear something simple, causal, or a little more?

It's not like it mattered. He wouldn't see it. But then again... What if he did? What if something happened and they weren't prepared. Danny didn't think he would care, but it was the thought that counted.

They shook the idea from their mind, walking to pick up the clothes they'd tossed, before a box in the closet caught their eye.

Sighing, they picked up the lid and stared at what they'd bought a few days ago, hoping to wear it in an exclusive video or something.

A pale green set of lingerie.

A simple set with threaded decals to cover semi-transparent tulle, with thin adjustable straps on the hips and shoulders.

It was a complete coincidence that they'd bought it the day after they'd met Charlie. And it was a complete coincidence that it was his favorite shade of green, which they'd learned during the pregame.

Danny stared at it, deciding they might as well wear it, just to make sure it fit for later.

No other reason.

They grabbed the short blue dress from the floor, throwing the tank top back into the closet.

But it wasn't a date.

It was just a stream.

It was around noon when they received a message.

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Charlie 💚

Char

Where do you want me to park?

Dan

You can just park on the side of the road

If you want

:D

Char

Okay

:)

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Danny grinned at his emoticon, rushing to their door and waiting for a knock.

When it came, they had to fight themselves to slowly open it like a normal person, like someone who was completely chill.

Because they were completely chill.

Danny's eyes trailed up his body, black converse, jeans, a nerdy shirt, definitely Charlie.

His face lit up as they locked eyes.

"Hey, Char!" Danny grinned casually, opening the door for him.

He went stiff at the nickname, his attraction flooding back like a fucking tsunami. "Hi..."

They looked so gorgeous, a tiny blue dress hugging their body perfectly.

"Would you be willing to help me set up before we start?"

"Yeah, of course." He said instantly, barely letting them finish. Charlie stepped inside and let Danny lead him to their office, grabbing their laptop and walking back out into the kitchen.

Charlie grabbed the tripod with a camera attached to it and a microphone stand, following them through the hallway. "Have you ever... Moved this much stuff out before?" He asked, just trying to make small talk but stumbling on his words slightly.

"I've set up cameras in here before, just not live ones." They shrugged, placing their laptop on the counter. "It usually doesn't require this much equipment."

Charlie's brain took a moment to read between the lines. They'd recorded in the kitchen, but not streamed. "Oh." He glanced around the kitchen, then glanced at the equipment in his hands, wondering which had been used for what recordings.

He had to stop himself from thinking about that.

"And uh... What exactly are we doing in the kitchen?" Charlie asked, setting down the tripod and microphone, before kneeling to connect them to the laptop.

"I thought we could bake some cupcakes." Danny said with a smile, turning and opening the pantry.

"Oh, this is my expertise."

"Really?" They grinned, taking out some ingredients and closing it with their hip.

He leaned over the laptop, tweaking and testing a few sound and video settings. "Yeah, my mom owns a bakery."

Danny paused, placing the ingredients on the counter and turning to him. "I didn't know that..."

They didn't know a lot of things about him.

"Well..." Charlie grinned as he stood off the floor. "Now you do..."

They smiled in return, turning away so he wouldn't see the blush forming on their face at his soft tone. "Can you um... Get stuff from the fridge while I set the stream timer? It's everything on the bottom shelf."

Charlie walked past them, glancing at the boxed cake mix, tsking in disapproval.

Danny rolled their eyes playfully, reaching over to the laptop and starting the stream on the countdown page at 5 minutes, before pulling their phone out and announcing the stream on their socials. "If I had known I would be in the presence of a baking purist I would have had you make it all on your own from scratch."

Charlie chuckled, pulling out eggs and other ingredients from the fridge. "I think I would prefer your help."

"Then you'd better stop complaining." They glanced at him over their shoulder with a grin.

"As you wish." He proclaimed dramatically, placing everything in his arms onto the counter gently.

They checked that everything looked okay, that the camera and microphone were still off. But then they remembered something that probably should have been clarified before he'd gotten there. No better time to bring it up than when they were waiting, they supposed.

Danny crossed a few feet to stand next to Charlie, letting the teasing bit fade from their voice. "Would you maybe wanna... Stay the night?"

Charlie practically choked on his own tongue. "What?"

They knew it was a long shot, but they didn't want him to go so soon. "I thought maybe we could smoke or something later." Danny scrambled to get out, to cover up their unintentionally placed innuendo. "And you probably shouldn't drive home if you're high."

Charlie cleared his throat, thinking it over and locking eyes with them. "Only if it's... Okay with you."

God, why did he have to look at them with those fucking eyes? Those beautiful blue puppy dog eyes.

He bit his lip nervously, waiting for their response, but he didn't receive one.

They were a little busy staring at the lips he was pulling at with his teeth. Danny wanted to pull his lip with their teeth.

God, he was so fucking attractive. He was almost magnetic, even without being inebriated. Danny thought for a moment that they were just being stupid and drunk and would throw themselves at any person that was as attractive as him while they were fucked up.

But that was just an excuse. An excuse to ignore everything they'd been feeling for him. Every muscle, every tendon, every bone in their body was urging Danny to kiss him, yet holding them back at the same time.

He was so funny and kind and cute...

They just had to.

They couldn't not...

"Is it? Okay if I stay ov- Mmph!"

Before he could finish, Danny put a hand on his shoulder and stood up on their tippy toes, connecting their lips.

Charlie felt his entire mind go blank, his synapses fizzling and popping like a chemical reaction.

His hands twitched, not quite sure what to do. Should he touch them? Should he grab their face? He mentally kicked himself. He'd gotten his lips on one of the most beautiful people he'd ever seen in the whole world and he doesn't even know what to do with them. He hadn't thought this far ahead.

So he pulled them to his body, wrapping an arm around their waist gently.

Charlie's lips pressed harder again them, taking in everything about them. Their smell, their taste, their entire being in his arms.

Danny's fingers curled tightly into his biceps, shuddering delightfully at the rippling and flexing muscles they could feel in their closeness. "Charlie~" They mumbled against his lips.

He pulled away immediately, eyes wide and half expecting them to tell him to stop. So he simply waited, suddenly unsure about everything he'd just done.

Danny just stared at him, processing everything. Charlie had kissed them back, actually kissed them. A real, fervent, intoxicating kiss. A soft smile spread across their face.

"Was that... Okay?" Charlie mumbled hesitantly, his face stiff and eyes still wide, locked onto theirs in search of any kind of non-verbal signs of discomfort, despite their smile.

Danny nodded and dove back into the kiss, cupping the sides of his face to mumble into his lips. "I want you to touch me~"

The moment turned hot and desperate, Charlie grabbing and gripping their waist as if he couldn't bare to be any farther from them. His arms pulled them impossibly closer, pressing his body against theirs.

He was on cloud fucking 9.

Their lips on his felt like how the sunshine warmed your face after a long week of rain.

And he needed more.

Charlie's lips dragged away from theirs to trace their jaw, relishing in the sighs falling from their mouth.

Their skin tasted like a gasp of air after being underwater for just a little too long.

Danny's fingers threaded through the hairs at the nape of his neck with electrifying euphoria.

Their eyes fluttered as the edges of Charlie's teeth nipped against the side of their neck. He kissed and licked and sucked, definitely leaving light marks on their skin.

The tips of his fingers traced across the hem of their dress, the bareness of their thighs becoming even more apparent to him in his hazy stupor.

"Char..." Danny whispered against his ear, the man pressed against them shivering at the nickname. "The timer..."

Charlie disconnected from the kiss, glancing at the countdown that read less than two minutes.

They had to start. It would look suspicious if they didn’t.

He sighed, turning back to them and swiping his thumb over their bottom lip to rid it of any saliva or smeared lipstick, before doing the same to his own.

The motion made Danny smirk, before they clicked the unmute button on their laptop.

"Hi, stream! Hi, Chat!" They called out to the microphone set up in the corner, leaning over the counter to attend to the last few visual settings. "Can everyone hear me okay?"

Glancing at the chat, Danny grinned at the affirmatives they were receiving. "That's good. We're doing a different setup for today so I wanted to make sure it-" They let out a light gasp as something brushed against them, pushing them further into the cabinets as a pair of arms latched to the edge of the counter, trapping them on both sides.

Charlie stood behind them, mouthing a kiss to the marks he'd left on their shoulder.

Something prodded between the curves of their ass, stiff and large, making Danny shiver.

Oh god, he was hard...

Had just kissing them really made him that hard? Turned him on that much? Made him want them that bad?

And they wanted him too.

They really wanted him...

Thank god the camera was still off.

Danny took a deep breath, clearing their throat and continuing to talk. "I want to make sure everything's working. Because I also have a very special guest for you guys..." They smirked, rolling their ass back against the hips of the man pinning them.

Charlie snickered, pressing a final kiss to their neck, before releasing his grip and taking a more TOS-appropriate place to the right of them.

"Are you all ready?" Danny grinned largely, encouraging the chat's excitement. They turned the camera on, stepping back from the computer and ushering to Charlie. "It's Slimecicle! The dude I was thirsting over live on stream that one time!"

That joke cracks Charlie, making him burst out laughing. "That is gonna haunt you forever, isn't it..."

"Yes it will!" They smiled painfully, before turning to him. "We are gonna be baking some cupcakes today..." Grabbing the box in the counter, they showed it to the camera. "Vanilla, of course, cause this is the site we're normal on."

The dirty joke made Charlie's face scrunch up in an attempt to hide a smile.

They were bolder on stream, much more comfortable than in person, which he could now easily distinguish between.

Danny began to open the box, taking out the cake mix and tossing the box onto the counter. They pulled over a plastic mixing bowl, dumping the mix inside the bag in.

An automated voice read out a donation from their laptop. "Should we be expecting a new post on patreon anytime soon?"

Danny's face reddened, grinning and glancing at Charlie, who was reading the back of the box and preheating the oven.

They'd both been streaming long enough to know when to read between the lines.

The chat was really asking if Charlie's presence would be a catalyst for a new patreon video.

A naughty video.

"Alright guys, let's try to keep it at least a little PG for the delicately disposed." They motioned to Charlie, who looked around in shock.

"I do not have a delicate disposition!" He proclaimed, slamming the empty box onto the counter.

"Sure, buddy." They smiled and ushered him to simply stop talking, knowing any comments would put him further in a hole. Danny cracked three eggs into the bowl, before Charlie reached over them to crack one more. "Doesn't the box only say three?"

"Yeah, but it'll taste better if you add one more." Charlie watched the yolk slide out of the shell, holding it over the bowl as the last of it dripped out.

He was so close to them, Danny could feel the heat radiating from his body, his right arm reaching across the counter to reach the bowl. His hip was pressed against their ass, making their breaths feel shallower and deeper at the same time.

Their faces were just inches apart, probably a very compromising look from the camera's perspective.

Danny wanted to kiss him again, feel his lips on their neck and his hands on their body.

Charlie felt the same way, barely able to stop himself from grinding against them.

As he practically wrenched himself away to grab the oil, Danny stumbled for a joke. "What other baking wisdom shall you impose upon us this day, M'lord?" They asked him in a pompous voice, earning a bashful smile from him.

Charlie's grin overtook his face like the clouds parting to reveal the sun. "Oh, I've got a lot of these, don't worry."

Danny couldn't stop themselves from smiling back, grabbing the wooden mixing spoon and getting to work on stirring what was already in the bowl.

"Slimecicle oiled up???" The donations read aloud.

"Guys!" Danny sputtered, chastising the chat. "Be kind to him!"

"It's okay this is basically all my stream says too." Charlie chuckled, grabbing and measuring out the oil into a measuring cup before pouring it into the bowl. "It is better to use melted butter instead of oil for cakes, but that's a lot of work and I don't wanna do that right now."

They chuckled, before shivering as a hand brushed the small of their back. Charlie's hand.

He stood next to them, talking away to the stream. His fingers traced down the seam of their dress, gliding over and cupping their ass absentmindedly.

Danny clenched their things together at Charlie's touch, his hand just out of view from the camera.

Fuck, they were so turned on.

They just wanted the stream to be over already.

Even though they'd barely been live for 15 minutes.

Remembering how soft his touch had been while they were drunk, compared to how rough he was being with them earlier, and then how gentle and slow he was now, it made their head spin.

Charlie was in total control of himself, of his body, but that control was slipping right in front of their eyes.

As was their own.

"Do you have any milk?" Charlie's voice snapped them out of their stupor. "It'll taste better than water."

Danny glanced at him, nodding and motioning to the fridge. It wasn't until his hand left their ass that they realized how tight they were gripping the spoon.

Jesus Christ, they needed him.

Clearing their throat, they continued to stir while Charlie measured out the milk and poured it into the bowl.

Danny was preparing the pan and pouring the contents of the bowl in as the oven beeped, indicating it was done preheating.

Charlie took the pan from them with a grin, not wanting to make them get anywhere near the oven in case they burned themselves.

And the entire rest of the stream was waiting, 30 minutes of making the smallest little jokes to each other, followed by the smallest little touches.

Which didn't help the situation between Danny's legs. Their wetness had bypassed their panties a while ago, so much so that when their thighs separated the stickiness was almost audibly.

Charlie definitely heard it, considering the way he glanced down at them so often with his bottom lip being chewed up by his teeth.

They felt watched, by stream and by him. And it definitely wasn't a turn off.

When the timer went off, Charlie was racing for the oven mitts, an act of chivalry in his own way, Danny supposed.

As they waited for the cake to cool, they prepared the icing, two tubs of vanilla frosting and green food coloring.

"Just for you!" Danny chirped with a grin, making his heart flutter.

The two of them scooped out the icing into a bigger bowl, dropping some food coloring and stirring it until it was mixed.

"I think that's a pretty good color." Their finger dipped into the icing, before swiping at Charlie's face, smearing a dollop on the tip of his nose. Danny snorted, covering their mouth to conceal their laugh as he just stared, a comical frown etched on his face. "What do you think, chat? Is it a good color on him?"

The chat lit up with laughter, saying he was lore-accurate now with green goo on his face.

Charlie was looking at the way Danny's face lit up more than anything else.

He wanted to kiss them, kiss them until they were breathless, kiss them until neither of them could think any more.

But while the cameras were on, he had to remain pious.

His jaw dropped in feign offense, the shocked look earning him another laugh from Danny. "I can't believe you're basking in my misery."

They covered their mouth, turning away from him in an attempt to stop laughing.

Charlie wiped the frosting off his nose, bringing it to his mouth. "At least it tastes good." He grabbed the bowl from in front of Danny, pressing a hand to the cake to check if it was cooled yet. Scooping his finger into the bowl, he brought some of the icing to their face in an attempt to get them back.

But before he could react, their lips wrapped around his digit, sending another shiver of desire down his spine. They glanced up at him through their lashes, dragging their mouth off to taste the sugar. "It does taste good." They nodded with a sly grin, completely aware of what they'd done, before turning back to the cake to help frost it.

Charlie stood there for a moment, his hand limp in the air as he replayed the image of their eyes looking up at him, their lips wrapped around him... Imagining what they would look like wrapped around something else.

"Are you gonna help me or are you gonna keep plotting your revenge?" Danny quipped, glancing over their shoulder for just a moment before returning to the cake.

He chuckled, hoping a joke would hide his flustered state. "My revenge will be impossible to spot, completely invisible to the naked eye..." His voice deepened to make himself sound more evil as he grabbed the other spatula to help them frost.

"Uh huh." They just grinned at his shenanigans.

Once they'd finally finished frosting the cake, Danny held it up to the camera, careful to not let it tip or slide before placing it back onto the counter. "Okay, chat! Well, that was fun." They glanced at Charlie, plugging his channels and social medias for him, before starting the process of ending the stream.

He wasn't listening to anything they were saying. He was so focused on finally getting to touch them again. Charlie could feel his hands shaking, tapping incessantly on the counter to hold himself back. He waited so so patiently, just until that blinking red light on the camera turned off.

Then Charlie's lips were on them in a second, Danny didn't even have time to close the recording program.

It was faster than the previous kiss, hungry, desperate, so desperate.

Their hands bunched in his shirt, holding him close and moaning into his mouth as his hands explored their skin.

Charlie's hands smoothed down the expanse of their thighs, before dragging back up under the fabric of their dress and squeezing their ass.

Danny let out a squeak, which made him grin. He picked them up effortlessly, hooking his hands under their thighs and placing them on the counter in front of them.

The action shook Danny. Sure, he looked buff, but they had no idea he was that strong.

Being tossed around by him made them even wetter, if that was even possible.

His hands lifted up the material of the skirt, showing off their lingerie. They let out a gasp as he leaned down to run his tongue along the skin above the thong.

Charlie ginned, his teeth baring animalistically at the sight. "This for me?" He asked, mouthing kisses along the fabric of their underwear, slipping his fingers underneath the straps holding it to their hips. The skin beneath them was smooth and so warm.

Danny whined at his touch, gripping the counter and nodding. They thanked god that the incredibly far-out decision they'd made had actually paid off.

He breathed out a single chuckle, pressing kisses to the bare skin right above the fabric.

"I don't usually do this so fast, you know... Even though I'm pretty... Open online..." They trailed off, suddenly becoming shy.

Charlie looked up from their waistband, his fingers practically twitching in place on their hips. He knew what they meant.

They didn't want him to think they were easy, or a slut, just because of a job they did. And maybe if he was someone else, he might. But Charlie didn't care about things like that. He didn't think people were less because of what they chose to do with their own bodies.

So he simply grinned and mumbled along their skin. "Then I'm the luckiest guy in the fucking world."

Danny's held back a whimper at his words, watching him slowly pull their panties to the side, revealing to him their dripping heat. The sticky residue stretching from the fabric and breaking to join the rest of the wetness between their thighs.

Charlie's pupils dilated at the view in front of him. The small amount of hair stippled on their pelvis matched Danny's strawberry blonde locks, something he had been curious of before if it was dyed, but now, seeing them in all their glory, he knew the truth.

Their bare cunt on display for him made a fleeting thought cross his mind of all the people who had gotten to see it before. But Charlie grinned to himself as he realized that none of them got to do what he was getting to. Touch it, taste it, be inside it.

He couldn't help but bury his face between their thighs, his tongue flat against their folds as he lapped a stripe up the center. His thumb rubbed circled into their squirming inner thighs, tracing the freckles peppered across the skin as his tongue worked Danny's clit.

Their back arched, a moan falling out of their throat as Charlie hummed, vibrating their pussy lightly.

Holy shit he was good at this. He was meant to live between someone's legs, pleasuring them endlessly. And god knew he had the stamina for it, too.

"Haaah~" Danny's hands threaded in his hair, tugging lightly as he glanced up at them to watch their reactions. Their eyes rolled back and their jaw went slack, and he couldn't help from dipping the tip of his tongue into their entrance.

Their reactions had his cock jumping up in his jeans, desperate to be freed. He brought his hands down to undo his belt and fly, keeping eye contact with Danny as he did so, whenever they happened to look down at him. The multitasking of his tongue pleasuring them with his hands busy was so fucking hot.

Their hips jerked into Charlie's face involuntarily, making him moan into their lips again as his jeans and boxers slid down his hips and onto the floor. He stood, pulling the middle Danny's panties to the side again, admiring the wet and sloppy pussy before him.

Charlie pressed his tip against their entrance, before drawing back slightly, seeing them connected by a string of slick leaking from their entrance. "Fuck..."

Danny let out a sound at the mere sight of it, something mixed with a sigh of relief and a moan of anticipation. They pulled him closer by his shoulders, a pleading look in their eyes. "Char~"

The damn nickname, he couldn't resist it when it came to them.

He knew what they wanted and he was in no mood to withhold it from them.

His tip notched on their entrance and slid inside slowly, before he bottomed out entirely.

He faltered, his head falling forward as he let out a shuddered breath. Charlie could literally feel their quickening heartbeat around his cock, pulsing in time with his own. His hands repositioned from their hip to their waist in a desperate attempt to ground himself.

"Please- Ahh~" Danny’s begging was cut off by a slow thrust.

His chest was heaving shakily as he rocked in and out. "Oh fuck, you feel so good~" Charlie panted breathlessly above them.

His hips pushed against their skin, sliding into their pussy with a control that he didn't quite anticipate.

It seemed to fit just right inside of them, hitting every spot so perfectly. God, Danny felt like they could cum on this cock over and over again and never get tired of it.

Charlie found himself looking at Danny's laptop, the camera still pointed at them even though the stream was off. The laptop showed a different angle that set his brain on fire.

So much so he found himself mumbling words to them that he hadn't fully thought through. "Could you... Record us?"

Danny felt their brain fizzle out. "Y- Yeah. I would... Need to move the camera..."

He took a moment to fully comprehend what they were saying, before slowly pulling out of them.

Danny got off the counter on shaky legs, moving the camera off the tripod to a different position on the counter.

He walked up behind them, Charlie's fingers clasping the zipper of their dress, dragging it down until it was loose enough that it slipped off their body. From the way it tightly hugged their tits, he was surprised it came off that easily. "It looks so fucking good on you, but it's done its job." He groaned out, tugging his shirt off in a hurry, like he couldn't let anything get in the way of his view of them.

Danny's core throbbed at his praise, turning on the camera and leading him to press them against the counter. They made sure nothing else was visible but their abdomens and below. Spreading their legs for him, they smiled, watching him pull their panties to the side once again, hooking them over the curve of their ass to keep them in place.

The thickness of his cock slid along their folds, making them moan impatiently and slide back onto the tip, taking him completely inside.

Charlie pressed them back into the counter, bending them over it slightly as he shuddered.

His hips suddenly began rocking against their ass faster than before, fucking himself into their tight walls.

Charlie struggled to keep his groans contained.

He shouldn't talk.

If they did decide to post this it would be really bad if someone figured out it was him.

As if anyone would be able to hear him anyway over the loud groans Danny was letting spew out of their mouth at his movements.

But the idea of someone finding out that it was him. His cock being leaked on the internet, where his cock was right now being leaked on the internet. His fans knowing that he'd gotten to fuck this beautiful creature before any of their subscribers.

The feeling sent a shiver down his spine and an orgasm shooting into Danny's pussy. "Sorry..." He mumbled frantically in their ear, trying his hardest not to let the camera pick it up.

"It's okay~" They mumbled back. "You can cum in me. Don't worry~"

Charlie felt himself get hard again almost instantly, their words filling him with relief and even more hunger.

While still recovering from his orgasm, he sped up inside them, letting out a sloppy groan, before covering his mouth and pulling himself together.

The noises they were making in response made him rock solid again in record time.

He didn't fucking care that he had just came. He would pound them until he was shooting blanks. Until his legs were so sore he couldn't walk. Until Danny couldn't walk.

Fuck, he'd wanted this for so long.

Wanted to be inside them making them feel good.

And they wanted the exact same thing.

Danny couldn't form words, because if they did, it would just be Charlie's name, over and over again falling out of their mouth like a prayer and they couldn't do that. Not while they were recording.

He watched them on the laptop, just barely visible still in his peripheral. It still showed the whole thing. And he tried not to get lost in it, get lost in Danny.

Seeing them in his colors as he fucked them made his heart beat wildly, his hips thrusting with fervor.

Their moans echoed and filled the kitchen, absolute music to his ears.

He would need to have this video, just to hear their moans again. So he could be certain that he was the one fucking them good enough to make those sounds.

Danny felt his tip hit their g-spot, making them scream praises and affirmatives. "Yes, yes don't stop! Ohhh~" There was only so much they could take before their walls fluttered around him, squirting out an orgasm that splattered against the kitchen floor, wetting both of their thighs.

Charlie was mesmerized, watching the way they shook around him as they came. So enamored with how their pussy felt around him. Too busy staring to continue thrusting.

Danny maneuvered his head back to their entrance and slid onto him with a moan.

They just couldn't get enough of him.

They wanted more. Needed more. Needed all of him every day, needed him to be theirs.

Needed him to fuck them like this every day, make their thighs wobble and their heart race and their mind go blank every fucking day.

And after that display, Charlie was definitely gonna cum again. His hands on their hips tightened and dragged their body back against him, the wetness of their orgasm helping him slide freely, reaching so deep inside.

He never wanted the feeling to end.

But it all came crashing down on him as he felt his mind go blank, fully blank, nothing in his brain except pussy around his cock.

His thrusts felt desperate against them, Danny whimpering as he continued to pound into them, before he sheathed himself so deep inside of them that their lungs pushed out a breath from lack of room.

Charlie's hips stuttered as he emptied his balls inside them, groaning and panting as his head rolled back.

"Sheesh~" Danny joked as both of their minds cleared slowly.

The two chuckled, Charlie pressing a kiss to their temple endearingly.

"Wanna go again?" Danny asked softly, half joking, but when they turned to see Charlie licking his lips, they knew they'd fucked up.

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Moonzy 💖

Moonz

Hiiiii how was the stream?

Moonz

Danny?

Moonz

Hellooooo

Moonz

That good, huh? 😏

Moonz

Have fuuuunnn! 🤭

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"Okay, I got it..." Charlie chuckled, trying not to laugh at his own joke before he even told it. "How does a nonbinary samurai kill their enemies? They slash them!"

Danny giggled at the pun, taking the last hit of their joint and pressing it out onto a plate of cake that sat next to them. "That's so stupid."

They were both sat on the floor, eating cake, smoking, and watching a movie that had been long paused and discarded.

"I told you I would come up with some better puns, so here they are." Charlie thought for a moment, before seeming to have an epiphany. "What did the Non-binary cowboys say when they moved to California?"

"What?" They played along with an uncontrollable grin.

"There's gold in them/their hills!" He snickered, putting on a southern accent to really sell it.

Covering their face with their palms, Danny shook their head. "That... Sucked." Their large smile contradicted their words.

"Okay, it wasn't my best..." Charlie admitted, leaning his forehead onto their shoulder, before sitting upright again.

They sighed, removing their hands from their face to look at him. Really look at the man in front of them.

Charlie.

Cute, loving, passionate, wonderful, Charlie.

They picked up a bite of cake with a fork, spooning it softly into his mouth with ease.

"I really do like you." Danny mumbled out with a fondness that they'd never heard their voice use before.

"I really like you too." He grinned with his mouth full, leaning closer. Not for any particular reason, just to be closer to them.

"Would you wanna stay longer than just tonight?" Danny's hand slipped into Charlie's, who gave it a light squeeze in return.

He shrugged and swallowed. "Well, I'm free all weekend."

Danny pressed a kiss to his cheek, which made them both giggle.

The two of them ended up posting the video a week or so later with a solo video in between.

Wouldn't want anyone to get suspicious.

No viewers figured it out, but they did notice that for the rest of Danny's videos, it was always the same guy in them.

Sure, there were theories, but nothing was ever confirmed.

Maybe one day the internet would figure it out.

But until that day, the two lovers had many good laughs about it.

[ihopeinevergetsoberr]

You say talk to me about Viktor and I am here to talk about Viktor. What films would this man watch? Would he have a favourite film? I'm such a film snob that I am so afraid to go there, but would he fucking cry on Star Wars? Is he truly a nerd as we paint them? Or he doesn't even bother with that and plays computer games instead? Or is he an utter man out of this era and just reads books? Does he love The Brief History of Time? Help. HELP WHAT ARE THEESE MAN'S HOBBIES he cannot just be into science, I do not accept this reality. My HC is that he loves Frank Herbert and hates the new adaptation of Dune :v He also probably likes Philip K. Dick. But that's BITCH BASIC I need MORE. And now a praise: your writing takes me to another dimension. It's amazing how I read your stuff and feel no negativity, no worry, just pure appreciation that I am able to interact with something so poetically hot. Loved Fornication, made me want to get drunk and low-key jealous of Reader's relationship with Viktor.

OKAY SO he’s either some niche videogames nerd or he’s that one annoying pretentious fuck who only ever plays chess (this has nothing to do with my fic /srs) it’s just a very tricky 50/50 cause he could easily be BOTH. he looks like could be… idk…. a fucking path of exile 2 nerd. or like he’s prejudiced towards people who game period point blank. bro’s steam account is either terrific or terrifically non-existent.

GOD it really is a tough one. i feel like act 1 viktor could be the pretentious fuck. HOWEVER. act 2 viktor is an exhausted guy who just wants to go home and play some sekiro. do you see the vision…..

as for the books he reads…. he doesn’t read fiction. same goes for movies. like if we’re talking about modern aus i feel like he’s just SO out of touch with what young people even like these days. give him a documentary and he’ll eat it up. i feel like he’d be one of them annoyed mfs who went to see oppenheimer and proceeded to complain about it being not 100% historicaly accurate. and if you make him watch breaking bad he’ll be annoyed it had dubious chemistry here and there.

— viktor, they can’t give us a step-by-step guide on how to cook crystal meth. that’s literally ILLEGAL

— i couldn’t care less. science is a commitment. a flimsy law-suit is a small price to pay for maintaining accuracy

but anyways i feel like he would also be into history. documentaries, memoirs of various historical figures, everything tediously lovely and cool and ACCURATE. i don’t know. i like pulling him out of arcane and placing him into some 80-90s dark academia au. you will never catch me writing him in an ACTUALLY modern setting because i like painting him as this sickeningly charming, detached from the pop-culture sassy man. i love pretentious guys okay. they’re so annoying i want to eat them

i also have this random hc that viktor used to be REALLY into medical shit once but he never wanted to become a doctor…. why? that i don’t know. he’s just. such an erudite when it comes to all kinds of complex stuff. when he read some victorian classics in highschool (dracula, for instance) he was absolutely furious and declared it a horror book not because of all the tame vampire stuff, but because the blood-transfusions were conducted at random (blood types were discovered only in 1901, and before that victorian doctors would just. choose the donor based on whoever looked the least pale that day. i’m genuinely surprised we’ve made it this long. read all this in viktor’s voice, by the way, i feel like he knows all these cools random facts and overshares them A LOT)

your frank herbert hc is totally valid though. I CAN SEE THAT. YES ABSOLUTELY???

like i said — MODERN modern aus are not my jam to write but i love reading that when it’s done tastefully. and you never disappoint <3

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AND THANK YOU FOR PRAISING ME QUITE SO HIGHLY WTF IM LITERALLY CRYING I DONT DESERVE U

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spider!megan hcs

c.ai link » spider!megan

some hcs for my favorite spider girl :)

Megan has always been a bit of a nerd.

The kind of girl who can spend hours geeking out over science experiments, builds her own gadgets just for fun, or makes you watch Star Wars just because she's completely enamored with Natalie Portman.

She had a normal life until that happened. The next morning, she woke up with super strength, wall-crawling abilities, and a weird tingly feeling that seemed to warn her of danger.

Pretty awesome, right? Well, not exactly. Because with great power… yeah, she learned that lesson the hard way.

At first, she did what any teenager would do: freak out, experiment with her powers, and try to impress herself in the mirror... I mean, she wanted a cool landing too.

But things took a turn when a bad decision led to someone getting hurt—someone she could’ve saved. That’s when she realized that her powers weren’t just some cool trick.

So now she finds herself swinging across the city, stopping small-time criminals, and trying to make a difference, even when the world felt impossibly big.

Sophia, her best friend, figured Megan's secret pretty quickly (not like she did a good job hiding it from her anyway).

And then there's you, the coolest girl Megan knows. No big deal or anything, but she may or may not have the biggest, most painfully obvious crush on you.

Whenever she talks to you she stumbles over her words, makes awful jokes, and prays you don't notice the way she looks at you for a little too long.

Sometimes, she shows up with random bruises, but she skates, so you just assume it’s normal. Either that, or she’s secretly fighting raccoons in alleyways—both seem equally likely.

She swears she wanted to tell you but it's not like the topic came up anyway, right? right?

So she did what she had to do, hiding it from you until you literally caught her adjusting her web fluid device.

Yeah... she almost shoots you right in the face by accident. It's not her fault though, you were the one who scared the shit out of her when she was hyper-focused.

Hates rainy days, swinging in the rain sucks. Period.

She likes to customize her own charms and sometimes you do it together! Although she loses them most of the time, that's why she has a little box with the charms you make for her.

Megan struggles with balancing her double life, constantly letting people down without meaning to (she doesn't actually let anyone down).

Obsessing over a problem? Her biggest entertainment.

If a conversation makes her uncomfortable, she’ll change the subject or run (literally).

She has an almost photographic memory for NYC’s layout and loves finding new shortcuts and hidden spots where she can keep an eye over the city.

Despite being a superhero, Megan is still incredibly clumsy. One second, she’s walking next to you—the next, she’s tripping over her own feet. "I’m good, I swear! That was just- uh... Totally tripped on purpose. Totally."

But when she’s in the suit? She’s fast, fearless, and quick with a joke—because if she doesn’t laugh, she might start thinking about all the ways she could mess up.

[this-house-is-bitchin]

What up, it’s Vibe. What, you don’t know me? Pfft, you’re missing out.

Name: Fran(Cisco) Ramon

Love interests: Nobody…@heartley-rathaway

Best friends: Barry Allen, Frost, Caitlin Snow, Joe West, Allegra Garcia, Ronnie Raymond, Chester P. Runk, Iris West-Allen, Harry Wells, Wally West, Allegra Garcia, Ralph Dibny, Cecile Horton, Julian Albert, Oliver Queen, Felicity Smoak, John Diggle, Kara Danvers

Family: Dante Ramon, Mr. and Mrs. Ramon

Occupation: S.T.A.R. Labs employee, S.T.A.R. Labs museum curator, and Vibe

Honorary Family: Nora West-Allen, Bart West-Allen, Barry Allen, Joe West, Wally West, Cecile Horton, Iris West

Abilities: Can manipulate dimensional vibrations, create breaches, shoot vibe blasts, get “vibes” of the future, past, present, or other dimensions.

Alias: Vibe

Favorite drink at CC Jitters: Vibeacchino

Status: Nerd, Superhero, Best Friend

Insecurities: Never being good enough, being unable to save family and friends

Gender: Male

Species: Metahuman

Looks: Curly brown hair that is meticulously styled and curled, Puerto Rican, brown eyes, somehow both short and tall, wears silly shirts every day

Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: Bisexual

Significant other: None

Exes/Ex Flings: Lisa Snart, Kamilla…Gypsy.

Favorite song for karaoke: Poker Face by Lady Gaga

Hates: Freaky ass braille rooms, people who can escape from the pipeline, Jake Puckett, Reverse Flash, all bad guys.

Loves/Likes: Bulbasaur, Star Wars, Jurassic Park, movies, shows, tech

Personality: Funny, Quippy, Silly, Intelligent, Sarcastic, Caring, Hard-Working

Note: This is my world where he DIDN’T give up his powers and still stays as Vibe in Central City, and Frost is alive and well because I refuse to let that queen go. I cried so hard at her death. Also, in this AU, Cisco has feelings for Hartley.

Well, now you know all about me, now go on, shoo. I have a ton of coding for Barry’s suit that I am way behind on. Not only that, but I’m pretty sure I just heard the STAR Labs alarm go off, so I’ve probably gotta suit up and go anyway. See ya later, Cisco Ramon out!

Alt blogs are @ilikesuperheroesokay and @therealquicksilver

[thegeneralreturns]

IF I HAD TO RANK 'EM: The 2025 Best Picture nominees

Every year I do this, and every year I hope against hope that all ten of the Oscar nominees for Best Picture are, y'know, good? That I don't have to expend negativity and I can just blather on about movies I like.

But at least one of them inevitably has to shit the bed. Nine of this year's nominees range from "marginally good" to "fall-on-your-knees masterpiece." That tenth one, though...

10. Emilia Perez (Directed by Jacques Audiard) Emilia Perez is the single worst Best Picture nominee since The Imitation Game, and that was ten years ago. It takes a certain kind of bad to piss off Mexicans, Trans folks, and musical theatre nerds to near-identical levels of incandescence, but by God, Emilia Perez pulls it off. It attempts to be a crime drama, a gender transition fable, and a musical, and pulls them all off on the same plane of snide phoniness. It's 132 minutes of a director asking himself "How hard could this possibly be?" before every wild swing he takes, and then stepping on all the rakes and learning nothing. It's a Stanley Kramer movie. You remember Stanley Kramer, right? The guy who made movies about every social issue under the sun, but they all came off smug and condescending? Kramer couldn't have made Emilia Perez any better. He couldn't have made it any worse, either.

9. Dune: Part Two (Directed by Denis Villenueve) I am not a Villenueve fan. I think he's witless, allergic to levity, and altogether too impressed with himself (which means he and Twitter FilmBros were made for each other). So when I tell you that Dune: Part Two is good, that's like pulling teeth from me. Unlike the terminally dull first film, Dune: Part Two comes to the realization that a picture that's ninety percent giant worms and knife fights can be, like, fun and shit. The action scenes come off as blood-pumping diversions and not like prestige set-pieces that you're supposed to mourn like World War II footage. And that brief infrared jaunt to Giede Prime is cool no matter how you slice it.

8. Wicked: Part One (Directed by Jon M. Chu) I hate musicals, and I managed to see this one twice. It has the best ending of a movie in 2024 that didn't involve Sydney Sweeney smashing the Antichrist with a rock, and the best supporting performer of the year with Ariana Grande. But it has a dead zone at its center in Cynthia Erivo's Elphaba. She's not badly acted, just poorly framed and directed. They wanted her to be the only normal character in a cast full of caricatures, but she just came off as the one boring presence in a sea of dynamic scene-stealers.

7. A Complete Unknown (Directed by James Mangold) No major musician is as Rock Star Biopic-proof as Bob Dylan, but A Complete Unknown manages to give it a good go anyway, focusing equally between Dylan's struggle for artistic freedom and the effect he had on the people closest to him. Dylan needed to express himself, and it was a net-positive for the world that he did it in the way he did, but he was also a petulant asshole who took an almost unseemly glee in kicking over the sandcastles of genuinely good people like Joan Baez and Pete Seeger in order to fulfill that expression. And I applaud A Complete Unknown for holding both of those thoughts in its head at the same time.

6. I'm Still Here (Directed by Walter Salles) The thing I took away from this latest film by the great Walter Salles (Central Station and The Motorcycle Diaries) is its almost uncanny sense of time and place. Every shot of this story of one family's struggles during a brutal military dictatorship in Brazil in 1970 looks like an old Kodak photo that you'd find tucked away in the middle of an old album (NO CINEMATOGRAPHY NOMINATION? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?). And at its center is a lead performance by Fernanda Torres as the family's matriarch, and she radiates poise, strength, and grace in every frame... almost to a fault. If I have a nitpick (and we're getting to the point where nitpicks are all I have to rank one of these films over the other) is that Torres almost looks too good. The Hollywood treatment she gets kinda takes me out of the story the movie is telling. If you're still slaying after spending two weeks in prison with a bag over your head, then something's gone at least a little wrong.

5. Anora (Directed by Sean Baker) Though the number of four-letter words and bare titties may change, I honestly do think Anora is the kind of movie Billy Wilder would have made, and I don't part with that praise lightly. It's kind of a reverse-Ninotchka, isn't it? An American woman wooed and hypnotized by conspicuous Russian capitalism instead of the other way around? Sean Baker perfectly observes his lead as every last bit of her dignity is parted from her in comic fashions both high and low, leading to a spellbinding final scene where she finally realizes how much she's lost. Anora is a very, very good movie... But not a great one. A great one would have found a way to shave off about ten minutes of vibes from the front end.

4. The Substance (Directed by Coralie Fargeat) Much has been made of the howl of feminist rage at the center of Coralie Fargeat's body horror panic attack, but precious little has been made about how it comments on the career of its leading lady. Demi Moore's performance and role in The Substance is less a capstone on a decades-long career and more a critique. A lot of y'all weren't around in the nineties when Moore was on top, but those of us who were there remember that vulnerability was never asked of her. She functioned much the same way as Beyonce does now. She wasn't the plucky upstart, no, she was the overdog whose triumph was inevitable. She was never a character you had affection for. She was a fact of life you had to accept. So seeing Demi Moore in The Substance, every layer of imperviousness stripped away, reduced to physical ruin and mental insecurity, telling her younger-faster-stronger version in Margaret Qualley that "You are the only likeable part about me?" The effect was seismic. I felt the impact tremor in my feet.

3. The Brutalist (Directed by Brady Corbet) This is how you make a movie about uncompromising artistic endeavor using architecture as a metaphor, Coppola. Get that Megalopolis shit out of my house.

2. Conclave (Directed by Edward Berger) This year's slate of nominees is so weird and fucked that the non-controversial crowd-pleaser is the one about the Catholic church. Edward Berger uses every genre trope in the books, from spy movie intrigue to whodunit allure to goose his genuinely moving character study. It's just a drama about the papal line of succession on the surface (But what a surface it is!). Under all that is one man, Ralph Fiennes' Cardinal Lawrence, trying to divine the final wishes of a man for whom he cared so deeply. Two hours of crusty old men doing paperwork and bitching at each other wound up being the most pure fun of these Best Picture nominees.

But it's not the best.

No, that would be...

NICKEL BOYS (Directed by RaMell Ross) So many movies have been made about the black Civil Rights struggle in America over the decades that the only way for one to differentiate itself from another is to up the tragedy quotient. That or, I dunno, rebuild the visual language of film itself in order to get the point across. But that would be insane. Thankfully, documentarian RaMell Ross (making his fiction debut) is the crazy motherfucker the moment requires. The story of Nickel Boys, about two black kids serving time in a reformatory school in the late sixties, is told from the first person perspective of its two leads, almost literally putting you in their shoes as we see what they see, flitting from one to the other, from the past to the present, from imagination to hard, cutting reality. When used by Steven Soderbergh in 2025's Presence, it's a gimmick, though a good one. But in Ross' hands, it's a captivating visual stream-of-consciousness, in turns soothing and heartbreaking, building on the work of Terrence Malick without self-consciously copying it. Even when it ventures into well-trod territory, Ross' technique finds a way to pull the rug out from under you. On the one hand there's style, and on the other hand there's substance. But there doesn't have to be a choice between the two. RaMell Ross is the kind of guy who puts his hands together. Nickel Boys is a masterpiece, and if you care about movies, you'll find a way to see it.

[eww-y-tho]

Every Single Thing I Have Ever Shipped!

Okay, let me be clear with a disclaimer that this has been throughout my entire life, and obviously, media targeted towards children that are mentioned are most definitely in the past.

I have them formatted with a small chunk of info as to why I ship/shipped them. I sorted them in order of how weird I think they are, from plain vanilla to the esoteric. I am also going to have a checkmark [✅] signifier that will indicate whether I've read fics for the ship or not.

This is a long one, so turn away while you still can, because "keep reading" will kill you unless you're actually invested, which, I don't know why you would be.

Also, this couldn't possibly be everything I have ever shipped. But it's as much as I could possibly think of.

Heartstopper

Nick Nelson/Charlie Spring ✅

I love these two, and even though I figured out most of the things about my sexuality before Heartopper graced my screen, Nick Nelson still had a very similar, albeit not identical, journey of discovery to mine, which makes me even more attached. 

Elle Argent/Tao Xu ✅

They are so adorable. I love what their relationship represents and their dynamic in the sense of their attachment to each other. Like most people, I think I got a bit frustrated on their first date scene, but it was understandable, so that’s just a small gripe I have.

Darcy Olsson/Tara Jones ✅

I already made a post talking about how I felt about the foil between Darcy and B*n, but my opinion boils down to ‘the girlboss is slaying despite her situation,’ and I think Tara is an amazing girlfriend for her and they genuinely made me cry.

Bridgerton

Colin Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington ✅

Bruh. Just look at my acc.

Supernatural

Dean Winchester/Castiel ✅

I could not be more late to Destiel and the queerbaiting was murderous, but I still love the ship. They also trigger my religious trauma sometimes but I never claimed to value my mental health, so yeah.

Samuel Winchester/Eileen Leahy ✅

C’mon, she was the only fit that I loved for Sam other than Jess. She could not be any cuter with him and I just think they’re adorable af. Another reason to hate 15x20.

Shadowhunters

Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood ✅

Are you joking? How could I watch this show and not ship it? They’ve made me straight-up sob on multiple occasions. The immortality thing does depress me, but I can live with it.

Simon Lewis/Isabelle Lightwood ✅

God, when I tell you this ship single-handedly revived my interest in the nerd/hot person trope I am not lying. They’re honestly too perfect for each other sometimes.

Lord of the Rings

Frodo Baggins/Samwise Gamgee

“Sam.” But meme aside, I was fighting tears by the end. Honestly, I love their dynamic as it is, but I could still see a romantic reading.

Aragorn/Arwen Undómiel

Fuck, they got me so invested it’s not even funny. I felt less attached to them than I could’ve been but I still loved the dynamic and rooted for them so much.

Star Wars

Anakin Skywalker/Padmé Amidala

I think everyone loves this ship as a tragedy to some degree, even if you hate the prequels. Plus Clone Wars just made me sad af all over again so they deserve a spot on the list.

Star Trek

James Kirk/Spock ✅

Okay, you got me, I never watched an ounce of Star Trek besides Spirk content. And even from a peripheral view knowing that Kirk is supposed to be a lady's man, they’re still gay beyond reason.

The Nanny

Fran Fine/Maxwell Sheffield

This show was my childhood, I think I started watching it with my family when I was under 10. Anyway, I feel like they were a slow burn done correctly. Wholesome as all hell, plus Fran is an amazing character and I love how she integrated herself into the family the right way.

C. C. Babcock/Niles

You cannot deny that the “I loathe you” kiss was perfect. They hated each other for so long, and I get the dislike of that aspect to the relationship, but they still made them believable without squashing their pre-established chemistry.

H20: Just Add Water

Cleo Sertori/Lewis McCartney

I cannot believe that Sea Change and the episode where Lewis left made me cry. I must’ve watched Sea Change like 50 million times because it was just peak cinema to me, but I couldn’t watch Lewis leaving again because it crushed my soul so violently. The moment when he came back with that sweeping camera motion made me audibly gasp and kick my legs. It was that bad. 

Rikki Chadwick/Zane Bennett

I’m really sad they didn’t work it out in the end, although I completely understand Rikki and I wouldn’t want to go back to Zayne myself. Although it did seem like Zayne was trying to make things right with her in the last episode? But Mako Mermaids didn’t show her with Zayne, so I’m inclined to believe they never made up.

Yuri On Ice

Yuri Katsuki/Victor Nikiforov ✅

When I tell you I fully screamed at the kiss scene AND the proposal, I am not lying. They were just the ship you freak out over, you know?

Yuri Plisetsky/Otabek Altin ✅

Welcome To The Madness made me open my third eye. I didn’t ship them before then, even though I did think they would be good together. 

Free!

Makoto Tachibana/Haruka Nanase ✅

This was my OTP ride-or-die for a solid year. I’m still very fond of the ship because I joined the fandom just when the war was ending so I didn’t experience a lot of toxicity.

Rei Ryugazaki/Nagisa Hazuki ✅

These two were perpetually second place, but I still adored the dynamic and was obsessed with two specific fics for ages.

Rin Matsuoka/Sousuke Yamazaki ✅

Is perpetually in third place. I’m not as invested in this ship, but a fic would get +5 points if it was a side pairing, you know? That vibe.

Kuroko No Basket

Tetsuya Kuroko/Taiga Kagami

I’ll be honest, I only like this ship by aesthetics alone, and I haven't seen enough of this show to really get into the fandom, because, you know, I dropped off of sports anime. I still like how they look, but I just don’t care about them enough.

Pirates of the Caribbean

Elizabeth Swann/Will Turner

Like, I don’t think I need to explain myself here. The sheer sexual energy present in this ship is suffocating. 

Hunger Games

Katniss Everdeen/Peeta Mallark ✅

Oh my god, where to begin? I love these two, they were my Bella and Edward if that comparison makes sense. Except for a better relationship in every single way, no biggie. Personally, that quote is a bit overused to explain their relationship, but it still made me shrivel into a prune.

Finnick Odair/Annie Cresta

The only person I would want Finnick with other than myself. They gave cute, wholesome, true love and just passed the vibe check with flying colours.

Merlin

Merlin/Arthur Pendragon ✅

Again, another ship I love even though I haven’t watched the source material. I do remember watching the ‘two hours of merthur scenes’ YouTube video a few years before I got into the fandom, so It’s been in my peripheral view for a while.

Arcane

Jayce Talis/Viktor ✅

Like- okay. They just hit different; I binge watched s2 with my sister, and the entire time, I was wondering who the mage guy was. Meanwhile, she was trying to convince me that Jayce is actually the villain because of obvious reasons, and she started being whiney when I was like, "I still don't see why." and then, when he was chatting with AU Viktor in ep 7, I had the lightbulb moment and was like "IS THAT VIKTOR?" and she TROLLED ME, she just went "nah" and I believed her like the good sister I am. Anyway, jayvik has my whole heart. THEIR SOULS ARE INTERTWINED IN THE ASTRAL PLANE.

My Hero Academia

Ekko/Jinx

I CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT I FORGOT TO PUT TIMEBOMB HERE FOR THIS LONG. Truly, a what could've been ship. The cut scenes in s2 ep9 really hurt like whyyyyy.

Izuku Midoriya/Bakugo Katsuki ✅

Oof, I don’t like MHA anymore because it was just too toxic, and this ship used to be the OTP after Free!, but like, it’s fallen in the ranks super hard. 

Shōta Aizawa/Hizashi Yamada ✅

They were the subtle one that I shipped because why wouldn’t you, you know? They were beyond cute in their scenes together, and I loved the perpetual teasing.

BTS

Jeon Jeongguk/Kim Taehyung ✅

My OTP for two years after MHA, I used to be pretty crazy about them. I realized that these were people and it started to feel gross so I fell off the ship pretty quickly after that.

Kim Seokjin/Kim Namjoon ✅

Again, my youthful mind just reduced them to mom and dad and I didn’t think about it until I got more into fandom politics.

Min Yoongi/Jung Hoseok/Park Jimin ✅

I would ship them in any configuration, I liked all of them, although I did have a preference for Yoonmin.

Dan and Phil

Daniel Howell/Philip Lester ✅

DON’T KILL ME, I WAS A TWEEN. I wasn’t insane about it, but I read some fics and watched ‘Moments That Hit Different’ videos once they both came out. I know they haven’t confirmed anything, and I am respectful of that. I still watch them and I’m glad they’re in a better place now. 

DC

Batman/Joker ✅

Judging by the posts I have already made, you can tell I’m very passionate about this one. But it’s honestly more of a guilty pleasure ship than anything else. I don’t like that I like them.

Harley Quinn/Poison Ivy ✅

They’re another story. Cuties indeed. I love them. I think their relationship is very interesting although it can also cross into toxic territory.

Telltale: Batman

Bruce Wayne/John Doe ✅

I’m singling these two out because they’re just unique from the rest of the ship in a way I can’t explain. Like… If normal Batjokes yearning levels were dialled up 10x more.

Marvel

Venom/Eddie Brock ✅

It’s just a hot ship, sorry. Not to mention their really weird relationship with each other and the fact that they HAVE CHILDREN. Plus I love the cute Venom blob fanart.

Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

I just think they’re an amazing dynamic, with the whole team-up comic and subsequent moments together.

Detroit: Become Human

Simon/Markus ✅

Even if the cut romance path with Simon is just a rumour, I feel like we were robbed of some great LGBTQ representation. “Our hearts are compatible” will make my heart clench to this day.

Hank Anderson/Connor ✅

Another one I’m not too proud of, in retrospect, although I still do see some romantic tones to the relationship. But the fics were great, not gonna lie.

Kara/Luther ✅

I love them in a found family way, but I can see them being together in a hypothetical future together in Canada scenario.

Tales of Zestiria

Sorey/Mikleo ✅

Boi, another ship I feel very strongly about. Objectively, they are canon and I’m going to continue to believe they are. I love their shared dream and I think the foundation of their relationship is very precious.

Rose/Alisha ✅

Super cute. They honestly feel stronger in The X, but the DLC did also make me ship them.

She-Ra

Catra/Adora ✅

I understand the arguments against this ship, that it’s kind of toxic and all that, but I just don’t care. They literally feel like soulmates and I just vibe with this dynamic. A perfect kiss, and a great ending.

Sailor Moon

Haruka Tenou/Michiru Kaiou

I only watched the first few episodes of the original Sailor Moon and the ending with my sister for my birthday, so this is another ship that I haven’t seen. But I still love them from what I’ve been exposed to and I hate that they were reduced to friends with the English dub.

Cardcaptor Sakura

Touya Kinomoto/Yukito Tsukishiro

Again, a peripheral ship where I didn’t watch or see Cardcaptor Sakura, but I mean, they’re adorable and canon. Not much else to say about it.

Attack On Titan

Ymir/Krista Lenz ✅

Let me break this down before everyone hates me. I love Ymir and Krista. Ymir was really the push she needed to become her own person and I love that arc. But I’m also a firm believer in bisexuality existing, headcanons are fine, and that it’s okay to move on from past loves.

Eren Yeager/Historia Reiss ✅

I was kind of cringe during this era, and I did think they were endgame, which is why the ending tainted my opinion of the show overall. I fell off the show pretty shortly after the manga finished. But sometimes I will revisit these two to torture myself for some reason. I’m sure Destiel and Merthur shippers can concur.

Erwin Smith/Levi Ackerman ✅

You know, I loved the fake Ackerman lore that Eren came up with because it was an interesting literary device and at least confirmed this ship slightly. They felt very gay in a weird way.

Armin Arlert/Annie Leonhart ✅

It’s funny, I shipped them before Annie was revived and fell off the ship once they became canon. It felt really strange, but the way the relationship played out felt just contrived and fake afterward.

Haikyu!

Hinata Shoyo/Kageyama Tobio ✅

Ya’ll, symbolism at its finest. I’m not sure what happened to their relationship after watching season 3, which is when I dropped the show because I lost interest in sports anime in general.

Daichi Sawamura/Koshi Sugawara ✅

Oof, another mom and dad ship that I appreciated a lot. It was another constant +5 if it was a side pairing in a fic.

Seraph Of The End

Mikaela Hyakuya/Yuichiro Hyakuya ✅

(For anyone that’s alarmed and doesn’t know, they’re not actually related.)  They’re very frustrating for me because they are so aesthetic, and they are honestly quite close to canon. But I just think there are certain aspects to the relationships that I don’t like, like Mika’s obsessive behaviours toward Yuu. Just reminds me of Eremika.

The Betrayal Knows My Name

Sakurai Giou/Luka Crosszeria

Okay, the one thing that I actually love about this ship is the reincarnation aspect to it because it really drives home how in love they are with each other. Yuki will always love Luka even if he doesn’t remember him, and Luka will love Yuki no matter what form he takes. Very deep.

God Of War: Ragnarok

Atreus/Angrboda ✅

I don’t understand why a lot of people didn’t like this relationship. They were very cute and gave me some Rapunzel/Flynn Rider vibes, especially in the very beginning. And I can see them in a very cute, mutually supportive romance.

Last Of Us Part 1

Ellie Williams/Riley Abel

I refuse to have my adolescence destroyed by part 2 after I saw the smallest clip of Joel dying, so I’m sticking to Left Behind. I was sobbing by the end of that DLC. Also, the show handled THAT scene perfectly. Loved it.

Last Of Us Part 2

(so. I decided to bite the bullet as soon as I wrote that. and I watched a playthrough.)

Ellie Williams/Dina

Okay. Listen. I would love it if they got back together in that theory with the bracelet. But I also see a poetic parallel to Tommy and Maria. Tommy kept disrespecting Maria and putting himself in danger, and it's clear that that's the main reason for them taking a break. There might be a chance to get back together, but it would take a lotta time.

My Little Pony

Fluttershy/Discord ✅

I am shooketh at the implications of the last episode. They were my favourite ship in MLP, and I am sad to share the cringe that I watched Bride and Daughter of Discord when that was around. But the whole paper bag thing during the epilogue made me implode, I’m so happy they ended up semi-canon.

Rainbow Dash/Apple Jack

They did have many moments that left me in a chokehold when I was in my older childhood years, but I fell off MLP for a solid 5 years before hearing the rumours on the grapevine that they became canon. And they are super close, you can tell.

Undertale

Undyne/Alphys ✅

These iconic chaotic lesbians made me squeal at Undyne’s cheek kiss in the end credits. I love practically every single one of their scenes together.

RG 1/RG 2 ✅

They literally made me blush during their boss fight. Raw dude bro love that turned into something more. Something deeper.

Lightning Point

Zoey/Kiki

I’m pretty sure no one in existence knows what this show is, but lemme tell you, Zoey and Kiki just gave me the vibe of an alien couple on a little adventure that gets trapped on Earth. I don’t remember the ending, but I do remember how cute they were. 

Life Is Strange

Chloe Price/Maxine Caulfield

Despite the bad rep this ship has gotten over the years, I would still sacrifice Arcadia Bay at any opportunity. Their kiss was truly a magical moment.

Stanley Parable

Narrator/Stanley

The Not Stanley ending still breaks my heart when I watch it, and Ultra Deluxe just expanded on their relationship so well. They give “I hate to love you and love to hate you” vibes.

Ace Attorney

Phoenix Wright/Miles Edgeworth ✅

Oh come on, anyone who doesn’t ship them confuses me. They have the backstory, they have the revealed, close relationship, and everybody acknowledges the subtext. This ship feels so similar to the Destiel situation rabbit hole, honestly. And it’s also incredibly frustrating.

Little Nightmares 2

Six/Mono

Kind of crazy, considering the end of the game, but I thought that their dynamic was very poetic and tragic. Personally, I don’t think that Six was malicious when she let go of Mono, I think she just recognized Mono was The Thin Man and wanted to prevent him from becoming himself in the future.

Mario

Bowser/Luigi ✅

I love how this ship exploded so quickly and I just love the duality of the ship. It’s either very good smut or the cutest diabetes-inducing sugary fluff.

Scream

Billy Loomis/Stu Macher

Textbook queercoding. I’m sorry, that back hug still makes me shiver. They truly felt threatening and scary which is an especially difficult emotion to get from me.

60 Parsecs

Baby Bronco/Emmet Ellis

I have Markiplier’s video of his playthrough of this game to thank for me shipping them. I couldn’t stop laughing when he was like ”You were elevated, de-elevated, ascended, descended, repeatedly.” He made me ship them so quickly it was actually insane.

Sims 4

Malcolm Landgraab/Cassandra Goth

It’s a weird ship that I found from someone else, but I do love the idea of a Romeo/Juliet situation with these two. Except that they’re both rich. And Malcom is an asshole. Who cares though, that can be fixed in post with a little thing called MC Command Center.

Kim Possible

Kim Possible/Ron Stoppable ✅

This show opened my scope for multishipping. To this day, this is the only time where I ship two things at once with the same level of love. Anyway, Ron was just such a dumbass and I love them.

Kim Possible/Shego ✅

COME ON NOW. They were the first jerk of a pull start to the discovery of my sexuality. Also very cute, I love their storyline together. I find it easier to believe Shego was in love with Kim, but it’s still a very solid ship.

Ever After High

Apple White/Darling Charming ✅

I know people make a huge drama over it, but I also can’t get over the fact that Darling’s kiss breaks the curse. But even then, their small moments do make me think that the story might’ve been gearing up in that direction. I’m not sure, though.

Raven Queen/Dexter Charming

These two are miscommunication gold. And I hate it. But I love it. They are less compelling than the other ships that I enjoy from this show, but I still like them together a lot.

Rosabella Beauty/Daring Charming

I don’t know, I’m just a sucker for a good Beauty and the Beast story, plus this is the only relationship that gave Daring even a modicum of character development, in my eyes at least.

South Park

Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak ✅

This ship is wild. Like, I love it so much, but I honestly think it came out of nowhere. Their unique energy just gives me life, the ball of stress next to a cool bean.

Thumbelina

Thumbelina/Cornelius

Ok. SO CORNELIUS' VOICE- "AND I'LL NEVER LET YOU FALL-"

Me and my mom had a moment where we were both sobbing when Thumbelina got her wings. Like everytime we watched this movie. Like 15 times. One of them last week. Yeah, this one hits different.

Sesame Street

Bert/Ernie

CLASSIC HUSBANDS. How could you not ship these literal LGBTQ icons? They say they aren’t in a sexual relationship, but does that matter? No. I love them as Bert and Ernie, two puppets in love.

Henry Stickmin Collection

Henry Stickmin/Charles Calvin ✅

I refuse to talk about the Valiant Hero ending. I’ve never seen such a strong marriage between bro and mance, and their scenes together are always fun.

Reginald Copperbottom/Right Hand Man ✅

I’m just saying that the amount at which Right Hand Man protects Reginald is sus beyond normal proportions. Also the level of trust? “Reg?” It feels absurdly gay.

West of Loathing

Player/Gary

This is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever shipped, considering one of them is just the player character. But Gary is so cute! I love him so much! Any playthroughs where they go with Gary make me so happy.

Dream Daddy

Player/Craig

Another player character, but this one tugs my heartstrings differently. I know a lot of people think Craig is the most bland. Honestly, I just think everyone else is super messy. Like I’m not about to get with the youth minister, my religious trauma did not crush me for this.

VeggieTales

Bob the Tomato/Larry the Cucumber

I actually heard this isn’t too crazy of a ship, but I swear, if you grew up as a Christian queer and watched VeggieTales, you felt the vibes. Like Bert and Ernie, tbh. But also, a scroll of the fics indicates gratuitous smut that I am not down for.

Tom and Jerry

Tom/Jerry

I love the fanart of human Tom and Jerry, but if you think about their relationship, I would say they’re almost as fucked up as Batjokes. They care about each other, but they also inadvertently or purposefully almost kill each other. Love them tho.

Magic School Bus

Carlos Ramon/Phoebe Terese

A wtf ship. But hear me out. I was a literal child and saw a very adorable relationship dynamic that made my heart squeeze. That’s it.

Clifford

Emily Elizabeth/Jetta Handover

Okay. I know what you’re thinking. “What the fuck’s wrong with you?” I know. Another wtf ship. But they were cute, no denying that. I love how Jetta’s character developed and the friendship these two managed to cultivate together. And again, I WAS A CHILD. 

Greek Mythology

Hades/Persephone

I love them. They scream love in such a unique way, and they trigger my arranged marriage turned love story guilty pleasure. Also, we love the fact that Persephone has equal authority to Hades.

Achilles/Patroclus

Have you ever seen anything as gay as these two? They are true mythological tragedy icons at their finest and are just peak masculine love.

Babylonian Mythology

Gilgamesh/Enkidu

More gay tragedy. This one actually makes me emotional, though. Who knew we could find that much of the first story known, have it be major character death and enemies to lovers, on top of being gay af?

Bible

David/Jonathan

Is it heresy? Yes. Is it assuming things? Yes. Is it benefiting from a dodgy translation? Yes. Do have any fucks to give? No. Besides, I have no respect for the Bible. They are gay.

[klaineccfanficlibrary]

Could you recommend me some enemies to lovers? I love this trope! Thanks for your work ^^

Here's quite a few suggestions, I forgot how much I love this trope. ~Jen

True Like (or Looks Can Be Deceiving) by dualwielding

Kurt loves his job at the off-Broadway theater. As for Blaine Anderson, Kurt might have to work with him, but he doesn't have to like him.

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Feel my heart's intention by @kurtsascot

Blaine started to hate Kurt on his first day. And it was a shame, really, because they could have been cute together. 

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Clinging to this hating game by notarelationship (justpracticing)

Based on this prompt from the Klaine-prompt-a-fic blog on tumblr:

Kurt and Blaine couldn't stand each other in high school, maybe one was a jock/cheerleader and the other a nerd/glee clubber. Or they were bitter rivals for competition solos if they were both in glee club. Now they both live in NY and their friends set them up on a blind date, not knowing they went to the same high school.

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Home away from Home by @lilyvandersteen

Cooper buys a hotel sight unseen and asks Blaine to run it for him over the summer. Only, the hotel is a health and safety hazard and Inspectors Hummel and Abrams are hell-bent on closing it down. Can Blaine spruce the hotel up in time and save Cooper's investment?

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Make Food and War by @kirakiwiwrites

What if Blaine and Kurt met another way?  AU Meetings with the theme of: Food. We all know how our boys met on the show. For this creative challenge, let's play with how the boys might have met in alternate universes. And this time, use the topic of food to be the through line of your creations.

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Living Haphazard By @shame-is-a-wasted-emotion Anna_Timberlake

Have you ever thought of getting cheated by a house broker and getting to know that you had to stay with another stranger who was also cheated? What if you are getting stuck up with the stranger in the apartment due to unavoidable circumstances? What if you hate him as well as have a crush on him? What if you had to fight your inner self and the stranger? What if he agreed on helping you which can only happen in dreams? This is a real living haphazard, isn't it?

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The Hating Game by orphan_account

Blaine can count on one hand the amount of people he has hated in his life. But Kurt Hummel is definitely The Worst.

Or: That co-workers AU where they hate each other (until they don't)

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Anyway, Here's wonderwall by @honeysucklepink

Inspired by the story of the Oasis cover band and pub goers who got stranded at a pub in a snow storm.

Adam Crawford is the proprietor of a tavern and music venue in the English countryside. Just before Christmas, he hosts a Battle of the Bands, unaware of a forecasted winter storm. A blizzard traps the patrons, the final bands standing, One Three Hill and The Warblers, and their bickering leaders, Kurt and Blaine. The two have been rivals since their NYADA days, but their friends and bandmates can smell the unresolved sexual tension a mile away. If circumstances had been different, so too would their relationship. So their friends decide to give fate a little nudge...

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About-Face By @quizasvivamos

At the start of the Marching Band season his sophomore year, Blaine is the youngest Drum Major in McKinley High history. However, none of his peers believe he deserves the title, especially a handful of embittered upperclassmen, including one particularly stubborn Color Guard Captain, who challenges him in more ways than one.

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Mendacious By @forabeatofadrum maanorchidee

Blaine Anderson is McKinley’s biggest star. Everyone in school loves him. And he’s gay. Blaine Anderson has what Kurt Hummel wants. When Kurt finds out that Blaine’s hoping for the same scholarship at the prestigious NYADA, Kurt knows for sure that he deserves it more, but no one seems to agree. There has to be something wrong with Blaine. If Kurt could expose that, it’ll all be over for him. With a scholarship at stake, Kurt’s willing to go very far to find some dirt on everyone’s favourite student.

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Turn Into a Pose by @little-escapist

Singer-songwriter Blaine Anderson wants to come out of the closet. When his publicist sets him up with movie-star Kurt Hummel, he’s ready for anything, but the last thing that Kurt wants is a relationship with anyone, let alone Blaine. He hates his publicist for setting him up, hates the idea of lying to the world, and hates letting the world invade his personal life. But maybe Blaine Anderson is exactly what Kurt Hummel needs.

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French fries and Milkshakes by BlurglesmurfKlaine

Cheerio!Kurt and Nerd!Blaine don't exactly get along. So what happens when they get paired for a glee club assignment? They're polar opposites. They're voices shouldn't work together, neither should their personalities. Or their chemistry, for that matter. They're two very different things that shouldn't blend together, but do. Kind of like French Fries and Milkshakes.

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Bites by foxxed

Kurt Hummel is a Chef de Cuisine with a tongue as sharp as his knife. But when the restaurant across the street finally opens, Kurt is confronted with an old culinary school rival - the always smiling and opera-singing Italian Chef Blaine Anderson and things are about to heat up faster than the average stove.

[ghostinthegallery]

Okay so about Orikan and Imotekh!

Yup, I continue to be the most hinged person on the planet when it comes to imaginary ancient Egyptian themed space robots.

But anyway, Orikan is canonically a member of Imotekh's court, and Imotekh might be one of the only people in the universe Orikan actually respects (or fears? It's 40k, close enough). Which is interesting because Orikan is An Intellectual with a healthy disdain for the military (probably some family issues there, he did come from a military family then ran away to go to star college). So why serve a soldier? I mean yes, Imotekh is one scary dude, but that's a boring answer. Naturally they've never had a scene together because GW hates me specifically.

Which leaves me to wildly speculate, and I think these two have some key things in common that really get to the heart of issues with necron/necrontyr society...

Because the thing is, necron(tyr) society might be one of the most highly stratified cultures in all of 40k. So much so that it was baked into their physical being after biotransference. The higher their social status, the better the living metal body they got. The more mental capacity they got. The more *free will* they got. We see in a Twice Dead King flashback that members of the nobility could and did kill anyone without consequence. Life was so cheap to the necrontyr that it didn't matter. Class mobility was and is not a thing.

Enter Imotekh, who started as a soldier and became a general and then a *phaeron*. He did the thing no one is supposed to be able to do by being just *that* competent and terrifying. Remember, Imotekh woke from hibernation because some Sautekh noble wanted to *use* him to get one up on their rivals in a dynastic power struggle. This guy really thought Imotekh the Gods Damn Stormlord would be so grateful that he'd just help this clown take over the dynasty? Yeah no, Imotekh offed that guy and anyone who wasn't going to vote Stormlord 4 Phaeron.

Which must have been pretty mind blowing for Orikan to see. After all, Orikan may be important, but (as Trazyn loves reminding him) he isn't nobility. A fact that matters in a society where status directly correlates to how much of a person people think you are. Other necron lords "use" Orikan all the time. For his predictions, during battles (seriously check the wiki, feels like the poor guy gets dragged out for like every necron campaign). Orikan may manipulate those nobles on a regular basis (aka "strategically editing" his prophecies) but he won't straight up oppose them. At least not without invoking Imotekh's name, as he does during the Court Scene of TI&TD.

Again, I don't think the two have ever interacted in the canon, but Imotekh respects Orikan's work enough to base battle strategies on his divinations (which is huge, as being a master strategist is the basis of his power). And Orikan doesn't bullshit Imotekh the way he does other phaerons who ask for his counsel. Is Orikan scared of Imotekh? Of course he is. Trazyn calls him out on this during War in the Museum. But I think it's interesting that these two characters are trapped in a cruel society determined to use them up and spit them out, and both of them have found ways to resist that. Ways that could set them at odds with each other (nerd v. jock false dichotomy) but don't.

I do wish there was more canon material to work with, because I am filling in a ton of blanks with my own interpretations. But hey, speculation is fun!

And if you want to see these two in a room together read my necron longfic on AO3 here (heck yeah shameless self promotion!)

[edwin-paynes-bowtie]

Other than Star Wars, what movies or shows do you think Simon and Izzy like to watch together?

Oh, FUCK YEAH. SIZZY ASK HOURS.

They both give off the vibe of adoring geeky nonsense, so I think they'd be all over a personal favourite of mine: Scott Pilgrim vs The World. Simon would absolutely love the special effects of the evil exes turning to coins, and Izzy would criticise everything that the characters are doing wrong in action scenes. Also you cannot convince me that Simon has not called Isabelle "his Ramona Flowers" and been met with an "I'm not your pixie dream manic girl," which Simon just loses it at because it's totally out of order since she just discovered the concept. Much like the book that is also a face.

In any case, another saga that I think they would enjoy is Lord of the Rings. I've never seen it, but I think it would be a movie that they like because of its classic nerd value.

I personally and selfishly want them to be Good Omens junkies and ship the Ineffable Husbands. I think Thomas and Alastair would likely be Good Omens fans if they lived in the present day, so I only hope that Isabelle will follow in her husband's tradition. I think that for a con Simon dresses up as an eerily accurate Aziraphale and Isabelle dresses as a Sexy! Female! Crowley, and they have a blast.

Another show that I definitely think Simon made Isabelle watch is Firefly, which got her interested in Joss's other work. When she learned about Buffy, it was absolutely something she HAD to see. They end up watching the entire show together. Isabelle strongly relates to Buffy in a myriad of ways, and Simon finds it so funny and cute.

They also definitely watch anime together, and sometimes they do so with Clary and Jace (since Clary and Simon are both anime nerds). My stupid little obsessed brain likes to think Simon appreciates the Classics and adores Urusei Yatsura, and Isabelle adores Lum and VITRIOLICALLY hates Ataru at first (but he grows on her). I think she'd adore Benten, while Simon would argue that Ran is the "hotter space babe". And Isabelle would be like, "Ran will kill you." And Simon will be like, "Oyuki is no better. You'll freeze." Which is true.

But anyway, they definitely have also seen every Ghibli film. Simon's favorite is Howl's Moving Castle, and Isabelle likes it but prefers Spirited Away because of all the monsters. It's like, an AU Downworld.

[svartalfhild]

A Case for Jezri

Listen, I know how the DS9 fandom feels about Jezri, but I just wanted to take a moment to explain why I like it. I'm not asking people to agree; I just want to give it some love because there are things to enjoy and to explore in that ship that haven't gotten any discussion.

(Also why is 99.9% of the Jezri tag just people tagging their hate? Who raised y'all? Please be respectful towards your fellow fans who may not feel the same as you.)

I'm no stranger to finding my gold nuggets in the trash heap when it comes to Star Trek ships. I'm the type to find the things to love about something that was executed poorly by the writers. Datasha is my TNG OTP. Need I say more.

So don't think I don't understand some of the main objections people have to Jezri. I get it. I do. So with that out of the way, let's get into the good stuff.

Julian's personal story, particularly in the later parts of the show, has a strong motif of loneliness, which comes from two or three different aspects of his life. The first one is of course the fact that he's an augment. He's socially isolated by his mental and physical superiority. No one can keep up with him, and he has to diminish himself to fit in, especially before the truth comes out. The second is the evolving lives of the people closest to him. There reaches a point where nearly all of his closest friends are either married or in committed relationships, and he's the free floater who has to hope he can still fit into their lives somewhere. The third aspect is his own shit luck with relationships. No one sticks with him for very long for whatever reason. And there was the everything with Jadzia on top of it all. Poor man couldn't catch a break.

And then along comes Ezri. Quark is quick to treat her as same old Dax with a new coat of paint, for whose affections he immediately tries to generate competition with Julian, because he is a sexist little toad. Julian, to his great credit, is like "what the fuck, Quark" and makes it clear that he sees Ezri as a different person, not Jadzia 2.0 who he now has a chance with. Ezri is his new friend, and he's not going to be pulled into Quark's bullshit.

The writing is unfortunately rather uneven when it comes to showing us the establishment and development of that friendship, so we have to piece together the vibes from several disparate moments, some big and meaningful and others more incidental, but that's not too difficult for me. Fandom has done more with less.

Anyway! Through all of that, we kind of get to see that Ezri sees Julian differently than Jadzia did in a way that allows them to click very quickly. Jadzia sort of saw Julian as an adorable puppy excitedly wagging his tail at her (and by the time he matured into someone who was more her type, he'd stopped pursuing her and then she was with Worf). Ezri sees him as the charming guy who knows how to have a good time. It seems natural to me that Julian would quickly latch onto someone who thought his holosuite adventures were demonstrative of a healthy sense of fun and not a sign of immaturity. Ezri is literally the bad bitch he pulled by being autistic.

And they are such adorable awkward nerds with each other! The big eyes! The soft touches! The fumbling! The trying to keep things platonic because they just like each other so much that they're afraid of messing things up! The breaking down and making out anyway because they can't escape the vibes! *chef's kiss*

The thing that completely sold me on Jezri, though, was their moment together at the end of the last episode where Julian is mourning Miles' departure and feeling lonely and then Ezri rolls up like "Hey~!" and expresses the desire to have dinner and do holosuite adventures with him. That was so beautiful to me. Everything is changing and so many of his friends have left and it's the ultimate pit of loneliness for him, but then there's Ezri. He has her now and he's not alone and the war is over and there's hope and the start of something new and soft. I cried, y'all. Like maybe it's because I'm at a place in my life where I feel left behind while I watch all my friends move on with their lives, but man, the way Ezri represents the light at the end of a dark tunnel for Julian just got me so good.

Here are some of the headcanons I have to supplement the sparse canon material and give further depth and enjoyment to my shipping experience:

They're both bisexual.

Since they're both healthcare professionals, they have a lot to talk about where their fields intersect. They make a great team when they're working, but this also results in them developing a shorthand with each other that is somewhat infuriating for others.

Ezri's closeness with Julian allows her to better develop her friendship with Garak, and there are several times when all three of them get up to shenanigans together.

They sometimes get each other new tea blends to try as a fun little surprise.

Ezri tries to teach Julian some of the gymnastics stuff she remembers at least once with mixed results.

Julian particularly loves hugging Ezri, and she particularly loves holding his hand.

Julian persuades Ezri to read Lord of the Rings, and she gets really into it, so they end up doing a holosuite adaptation as Legolas and Gimli. Ezri plays with her beard a lot.

Quark fucking hates how cute they are and Kira makes a point to tell him about every sweet moment she sees between them just to fuck with him.

Ezri very much gets in on the Fuck With Section 31 train and helps Julian do spy shit. The criminal psychology knowledge comes in handy.

Anyway, these are my feels. Please don't air your grievances here. I just want to sail on my dinghy and hope someone out there is sailing with me.

[ruusaanrambles]

Hi nerds

I’m Ruusaan Miit’ad he/him/she/her

I repost fandom stuff and sometimes other neat stuff and I ramble about mandalorians and sometimes being trans and sometimes sometimes being a trans mando.

I built the yarndalorians and I’m a recruit of the MMCC’s firaxan clan.

Struggling to wrap my head around the current horrors of the world and so have turned to Star Wars.

I love teaching people cosplay stuff and i also suck at replying to texts because my brain hates me yayyy. ask anyway and i will do my best to help.

Didn't like my last intro post also it was old news. I'm 18 now but i'm still not a fan of nsfw stuff generally. Also still not a fan (read: i will block you) of bigotry. Be nice, don't be creepy, put up with mando shenanagins and ba bam !

And if i forget to respond to your ask or your message or your reblog it is not because i hate you. If that were the case i'd have blocked you. No my brain is just a mess and wont let me respond to things if i cant respond to them perfectly or if its too late for me to respond to them without also adding a well worded apology for replying late or if theres someone else i need to reply to that got there first but i still don't have a reply for. :(

...i'm working on it.

Welcome to the blog.

Ret'urcye mhi

P.S. these are the yarndalorians

[donnerpartyofone]

Are you into sci-fi at all?

Sort of! I'm not primarily a sci-fi person, but I'll indulge. I prefer fiction that has to do with the imagination, the unconscious, psychological pathologies, those kinds of abstractions; I don't usually like it when fantastical fiction involves too many rules or tries too hard to rationalize itself. But a few years ago I went on a tear of watching old (1940s-60s) sci-fi movies and I was having a blast; I won't be able to remember all the ones I watched, but some hits for me were THE GREEN SLIME, GOG, DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS, THE COLOSSUS OF NEW YORK, I feel like I shouldn't even have to mention FORBIDDEN PLANET...that kind of thing is very entertaining for me (and I would welcome recommendations). Usually the sci-fi I consume has some sort of horror element to it, like DEMON SEED or PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES or CUBE or something. For a few years I was in this cycle of watching old genre serials like Outer Limits while getting ready for work in the morning, and I think I watched every Star Trek thing up to Enterprise, which I hated. I hated that very non-Treky theme song and all of the characters and the look of the show and its gross sexuality and like, just everything about it. I tried a little bit of Discovery and I found it really cutesy and cloying, it has that Joss Whedon fan service flavor that I find extremely condescending and unpleasant; not even the promise of David Cronenberg or Tig Notaro could make me stick with it. It felt more Star Wars-y to me if that makes sense--like it's trying to be hipper and sexier and more youthful and action-oriented maybe, sorry if I'm not being very articulate but to me the point of Trek should be that it's REALLY nerdy, dorky even. It shouldn't resemble in any way the sham "nerd" quality that the MCU has. Probably nothing beats the original series but there's also a special place in my heart for DS9 just because it has absolutely no semblance of coolness at all; it's extremely dorky, the designs are hideous, it just does not try to satisfy any popular standards of appeal whatsoever. That takes some guts and I appreciate it.

...I don't really read any sci-fi if that's more what you meant, I'm not a very good reader in general because I'm always consumed with some research project that sequesters me in a very specific knowledge silo and then I miss out on a lot of actually-good/important books and also reading just for pleasure. But anyway TL-DR I don't indulge in a lot of sci-fi because I'm not into fiction that is overly concerned with making its own logic so airtight, but I certainly don't abstain either! Rec's are welcome.

[tenjad129]

PLANET OF THE TOONS POSTER CONCEPTS 31-60 (May 11, 2024 - February 2, 2025)

Now that I got all sixty mockup poster design conceptual artwork done thus far for my Planet of the Toons epic work still in progress thus far, may I present, ladies and gentlemen, young and old, the latest 30 poster conceptual artworks done by me for my Planet of the Toons epic in progress done between May 11, 2024 to today February 2, 2025. (and that is, Poster Concept Art 31-60)

Now, imagine a world where mighty saurians (or dinosaurs) still roam the land, and real people of living flesh and blood co-exist with fantastic beings and creatures of living cartoon ink and paint.

But it is also a world where a prophecy will be fulfilled, and where a young leader from our planet (the visiting astronaut David Zarus of Earth, that is) will emerge alongside some of his most unusual companions - an adorable and heroic pair of brother and sister mice (Fievel Mousekewitz and Tanya Mousekewitz from An American Tail, or the Fievel Goes West versions of both mouse boy and girl in particular), a rascally rabbit (Looney Tunes' Bugs Bunny), a greedy duck (Daffy Duck, also from Looney Tunes), and a brave boy genius (Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory) - to command an army of seven thousand warriors against the forces of an evil toon nerd (Dexter's jealous and hateful nerdy rival Mandark of Dexter's Laboratory: Ego Trip infamy) who threatens to enslave the universe.

It is going to be the epic battle for control of an entire planet of the toons.

Now, anyway, PLANET OF THE TOONS is going to be, I hope, one of the most amazing, incredible, awe-inspiring, unusual, interesting, remarkable, extraordinary, phenomenal, extra-special, and uniquely entertaining films of any kind that we’ll ever see in a very long time.

Being Timothy Robert McKenzie's (or I'd rather actually make that MY) monumental epic of good versus evil as well as of life and adventure being lived on so many different levels among all different kinds of races and species of fantastic beings and creatures - many of them being played by all kinds of cartoon characters and personalities from all across the history and world of animation art - it is a gigantic saga chock-full of action, adventure, romance, drama, pathos, and the occasional cartoon comedy slapstick humor and anarchy that one would still expect from something straight out of the Golden Age of American Animation, while also being very steeped both in the tradition of epic fantasy and science fiction as well as in the history and world of  animation and cartoons of any kind in America and elsewhere.

All of these things are meant to be highly entertaining and enjoyable in a very good way.  And while many of the more full-blooded epic moments of action, adventure and drama are strange, unlikely territory for any type of cartoon characters that has had their original roots in early 20th Century vaudeville and silent film as well as classic slapstick comedy, some are meant to illustrate, even in the near, middle, or far future, the true determiners of a heroic civilization across the stars, such as the struggle of right and wrong, courage in the face of oppression, the willingness to sacrifice one’s self for the greater good, and the belief that good will ultimately triumph over evil. 

And think of it all as like a sweeping 21st Century combination of “The Lord of the Rings” and “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” (with some elements of Dune, Star Wars, even James Cameron's AVATAR movies being thrown in for good measure!), only set on another planet just like our own planet Earth, but located on the faraway edge of the universe out in space. 

Among the living ink-and-painted cartoon beings and creatures appearing in this rousing, action-packed, vividly told, and breathtakingly awesome epic tale of otherworldly visitation includes (but are not limited to): Bugs Bunny, King of Rascals and Tricksters, Daffy Duck, his greedy rival, Elmer Fudd, the not-so-mighty hunter prowling through Acme Forest (all three of whom are of Looney Tunes fame), Gertie the Dinosaur (the first cartoon character with a personality, created by Windsor McCay of Little Nemo fame), Popeye the Sailor, Olive Oyl, J. Wellington Wimpy, Bluto (all four of whom were once worked on by the Fleischer Bros. and created by E.C. Segar), Ali Baba’s Forty Thieves (probably from some old 17-minute-long Popeye color cartoon from 1937), Dexter the Boy Genius, Dee Dee, his sister (of Dexter's Laboratory fame), Mickey Mouse, Goofy, Donald Duck, Jiminy Cricket (of the Disney Pinocchio fame), Scrooge McDuck (all of them Disney characters, though Scrooge McDuck himself actually originated in a comic book by Carl Barks), Mandark Astronomenov, the Dark Lord of the planet and Dexter’s jealous and hateful rival (of Dexter's Laboratory Ego Trip infamy, that is), and Fievel Mousekewitz and Tanya Mousekewitz, the brother and sister mouse pair decreed by an ancient prophecy, along with one of three visiting astronauts from Earth, to save the PLANET OF THE TOONS around them all from the long-standing and destructive evil unleashed by Mandark many centuries ago. 

The magic is that even in the future, heroes still come in many shapes, sizes and species, and that’s perfectly fine. And very soon you along with your friends and loved ones can enjoy this gigantic, sweeping epic of a wondrous, heroic civilization where cartoons and humans - okay, and still-living dinosaurs, too! - share a faraway planet of color, sound, and vision, where good and evil struggle for control of all around them, and all in the comfort of your favorite movie theater near you...and ON YOUR PLANET. 

Anyway, that's all, folks, for now...

[rochenn]

saw a cool thing on my dash where people put their fanfic wips in a poll and write a sentence for every vote they receive, so thats what i'm doing here! details/writing samples for each fic under the cut

matters of consequence

forward timetravel au - dooku from the past is thrown into the clone wars, meets his future lineage as well as old friends, and is forced to deal with himself both literally and figuratively. this one is going to be so funny and so depressing (gen, T-rated, will probably end up between 50 and 100k)

gone with the light

my MONSTER thought experiment that goes like "hey, what if obi-wan looks into krell after umbara and his research snowballs into him kinda falling and kinda teaming up with dooku and it ends up fixing some things?" (gen, M-rated, THIS ONE IS GONNA BE SO LONG I HATE MYSELF)

under moon's eye

codywan old west au, local european star wars nerd goes insane while doing research on the 19th century american south and historically accurate cattle drives, nobody asked for an american gothic/nature horror romance on the chisholm trail but i'm writing it anyway (E-rated, this one is kinda fucked up by codywan standards ngl, im SO EXCITED)

i am also writing a horror fic inspired by the amnesia games from cody's pov. it's not included here because it's currently kind of amorphous and kind of in german so yeah 💅✨️

[justsomerandomfanfic]

Hi! Can i request a romantic matchup for star wars, hp marauders and DC? :3 (sorry if i make any mistakes english is not my first language :3) Anyways, about me: I'm bisexual and demisexual. She/her pronouns but neutrals are fine. Infj 4w3, big 3 are; gemini sun, taurus moon, sag rising. I have short dark hair and I loveeee to style it like marilyn monroe (I'm obsessed with old hollywood) I have olive pale skin and dark brown eyes, I'm 5'7 and skinny but not too much mostly because I'm a figure skater! idk i think im really pretty! Mexican with italian and native family. Older sister that basically took raised her little brother and depressed mom (damn.)I love my family and basically love human interactions lmao. Extrovert (? idk) my friends describe me as likeable, charismatic, clumsy, witty, confident, idealistic, caring and nice. I love making people feel comfortable and welcome. People that don't like me may describe me as argumentative, annoying, stubborn, greedy, with ego or even mean and i'm not going to deny anything of that tbh. I loveeee feeling pretty and I'm a girly nerd girl, champagne colors, black and pink are def my thing. I love political science, neuropsychology, literature, women history and pyshics. My specials interests are: old hollywood, star wars (mostly obi-wan kenobi lol) manifestation, barbie and Sylvia plath. And yes, I'm autistic but I work with it really well. I love to perform and all that stuff, I was in a band, playing guitar and singing, musicals, figure skating, ballet etc. I don't talk about my problems to anyone, i just write them down because i don't really like to worry people and i know it's not healthy but idc. I always manage to be optimistic but realistic. I'm a perfectionist and I reaaaaally hate doing something wrong so that's mostly when I have my mental breakdowns lmao. Quite touchy with people i really like, hugs, touching faces, playing with hair, toying with hands, but I always make sure that they're okay with it! Also i'm quite bubbly and flirty but I'm not really interested on someone(mostly because now relationships are really weird, help.), I'm really specific with what i want and i have high standards. I hate: thunderstorms(im really scared of them) crowded places were i'm alone, really negative people, pick me's, pumpkins, immature people, facists, last minute surprise, people with horrible communication skills. Sand and the beach. Maps and driving, unfair stuff, sexism and men being stupid. I love: summer and spring, animals, makeup, any kind of music but my favs are: mcr, britney spears, fiona apple, the cardigans, marina, lana del rey, ariana grande, nine inch nails, the cure and bikini kill. Stawberrys, gossip girl, mexican soap operas (I LOVE RUBI AND TERESA!!!) comics and nerdy stuff (It all started because i wanted to prove a boy that I hated that I knew more about star wars than him and I ended up watching all the movies, series and reading all prequels books lmao)playing legos with my little brother, baking and having debates with my literature teacher.

Hello! I'm sorry this has taken so long to get posted! I hope you like it nonetheless! (I also love old hollywood! I love marilyn, audrey hepburn, and cary grant!) Enjoy! <33333

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Star Wars;

Obi-Wan Kenobi:

🌙 You met Obi-Wan on a random planet that he was visiting for some undisclosed reasons; you were walking with your friends past him, and as you both passed each other, you made eye contact - the world seemed to slow down, your eyes locked on one another - love at first sight

🌙 You didn't see Obi-Wan until when you and your friends we drinking in the nearby cantina; your friends gestured to the mysterious man across the bar, and you followed their line of sight - seeing the man that you had passed earlier that day, your friends hyped you up to go over and talk to him

🌙 The conversation floooowed, and I mean flowed, the instant connection that you had with this man was undeniable and intoxicating - you couldn't get enough of his voice and how his words seemed to grapple and pull you right in; it wasn't until later in the night that you found out his name, Obi-Wan Kenobi

🌙 Months later, Obi-Wan, trapped in the Jedi Laws, tried to hide how much he enjoyed your presence, but it was difficult, in the end - risking his Jedi life and duty - he confessed who he truly was, but you still loved him all the same

🌙 Your and Obi's relationship was kept a secret, even from most of your friends, though Anakin quickly figured it out - you and Obi were a perfect match, always there for each other, always understanding and caring towards one another; you both loved each other to the moons and back... And then some

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Harry Potter (Marauders);

James Potter:

✨ You met James at Hogwarts, and you instantly felt a connection between the two of you - it wasn't long until the both of you were flirting with one another, joking around, having a few laughs; the feelings you had for each other were unspoken, but understood

✨ You and James were inseparable, whenever you could, you'd be together, joined at the hip, no matter the time of day - and you were always touching each other in some way, holding hands, playing with his hair, his arms around you; you'd often squish his cheeks together, James would always blush at the contact

✨ When spending nights together - either just cuddling or talking about your favorite music, comics, or your love for strawberries - and a thunderstorm arises, he is always there for you, distracting you or covering your ears while holding you; if a storm is coming, it's like a sixth sense

✨ During the summer, you and James meet up as much as possible - you get the opportunity to show him your favorite music, movies, and shows - sometimes if you're lucky, James let's you do his makeup

✨ James and your little bro would probably get along beautifully as well, and I would bet that James would love to play with Legos with you and your brother - even though he has no idea what they are in the beginning XD

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DC;

Harley Quinn:

♥ You met Harley at one of her roller derby games - being a figure skater, you enjoyed seeing people roller skate - you immediately caught her eyes as she raced around the track; your Marilyn Monroe styled hair was amazing to say the least

♥ She had to tell you how much she loved your hair, and she did after winner her match, meeting you out in the parking lot before you and your friends left; she made sure to compliment you (a lot), and even gave you her card, which you took with a smile

♥ Her card didn't have any number or address, so you believed that it was going to be difficult to find her, but you were surprisingly wrong - small world, even if it was Gotham - you met her at this small convenience store, where you found her waiting for a breakfast sandwich

♥ You and her decided to walk around Gotham together, but the outing was short lived as she was getting chased by like ten people - you didn't see Harley for a long while, but when you did, she had a Hyena and a kid (and a nice car)

♥ You joined Harley and Cassandra (and Bruce) on their adventures, stealing marshmallows from stores, going around town causing slight chaos, and just having a grand ol' time together

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