#anyway enjoy more incorrect quotes (i may or may not post more)

[nostalgic-muffins]

*luxiem went to mcdonalds*

ike: hey mysta... what are you doing....

mysta: they messed up shu's order so im going to release a rat in the kitchen.

[xmoonlitxdreamx]

OW2 Junkrat & Roadhog Relationship (part 3)

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Hello!! Here's part 3 of this series where I look closely at Junkrat & Roadhog's characterization in OW2 content. This post will be looking at the 2024 short story A Friendly Rivalry. This post is really long compared to my other ones, and I apologize for that...!!!! There's just a bit more to say here since this is a short story and not just voice lines.

This short story is available to read for free here. The page numbers I’ll be referencing are from the PDF on that page. I talked a lot about this short story in these posts here and here, so some of this stuff may be the same as what I’ve said there. I may also interpret the narration to partially be from Junkrat’s point of view, so keep that in mind for when I make commentary using quotes from the narration. Anyway, enjoy (?) and thanks for reading!

A several-paragraph summary can be found at the end if you don't feel like reading all my bullet points lol

Page 1

“…Roadhog, [Junkrat’s] much larger, much more heavily shackled partner…”

The narration recognizes Roadhog as Junkrat’s partner

If the narration is biased toward Junkrat’s perspective, this also suggests Junkrat thinks of Roadhog as his partner

“Junkrat wasn’t listening. He had a strong suspicion his best mate was nervous. ‘Relax!’ he said. ‘I’ll do all the talking.’”

Junkrat thinks of Roadhog as his best mate

Junkrat tries to understand Roadhog’s emotions

Junkrat feels inclined to calm Roadhog’s nerves if he thinks Roadhog is nervous

“Roadhog said nothing. / ‘Come on,’ Junkrat said…”

The two of them have “conversations” where Roadhog says nothing and Junkrat responds as if Roadhog is participating in the conversation

This can be interpreted as:

Roadhog doesn’t want to talk to Junkrat and frequently ignores him, but Junkrat isn’t aware of this or doesn’t care and decides to carry on conversation anyway

Junkrat is particularly good at reading Roadhog to the point that he can “understand” Roadhog without him saying anything

Some mix of these two interpretations

(Junkrat speaking) “’[The queen and I] are tight as marbles! Not like you and me,’ he added hastily.”

Junkrat considers himself and Roadhog to be “tight as marbles”

This isn’t a real idiom, but it’s probably a good thing meaning “close friends”

Junkrat suspects that Roadhog would be jealous if he was closer to someone else than he is of Roadhog (hence why he quickly added “Not like you and me” to the end of his statement)

It’s unclear if Roadhog actually thinks this way, and it’s likely that this is just an imagined impression that Junkrat has of Roadhog (based on lines on the next page)

“Roadhog gumbled. Junkrat took this as a positive sign.”

Junkrat tries to interpret Roadhog’s non-verbal cues (unclear how successfully he is at this)

Page 2

(Junkrat) “’Maybe we’ll spend a few days in the clink. […] Is that what you’re worried about?’” / “Junkrat snapped his fingers. ‘You think we should escape now! You’re right.’” / (Junkrat) “’What is it, then? What are you waiting for?” / “For the first time in a long while, Junkrat was speechless. Roadhog sighed. ‘Finally.’”

Here, Junkrat cycles through a few different attempts at reading Roadhog’s silence. All of his attempts at understanding why Roadhog is quiet are incorrect, suggesting that he’s not actually good at reading Roadhog even though he acts like he understands him.

When Junkrat and Roadhog are having these sort of one-sided conversations, it’s likely that Roadhog is usually just quiet because he’s waiting for Junkrat to shut up.

Junkrat does earnestly seem worried about Roadhog here.

it also seems like Junkrat uses these “conversations” with Roadhog as a way to organize/understand his own thoughts and feelings by verbalizing them.

(Junkrat) “’Let’s do this thing!’ / Roadhog did not leap to his feet and rip the chains from the wall. Junkrat was losing patience with him.”

Junkrat commands Roadhog to do things and visualizes Roadhog following his orders when he comes up with these commands; he possibly takes it as a given that he would have some sort of authority to tell Roadhog what to do

Junkrat gets annoyed when Roadhog doesn’t go along with his plans

Roadhog doesn’t always go along with Junkrat’s plans

“Roadhog tapped [Junkrat] on the shoulder.”

This is just me being delusional but I interpret this as Roadhog sometimes using a delicate touch to get Junkrat’s attention lol

(idk I think I was just surprised it wasn’t like “Roadhog grabbed Junkrat’s shoulder and yanked him toward the blahblah” or something LMAO idk it’s kind of uncharacteristic of him so it stood out to me)

Could also be an indication that Roadhog keeps Junkrat focused/etc in situations where Junkrat gets distracted

Page 3

“This is outrageous!” gasped Junkrat. “Roadhog and I are loyal subjects.”

Junkrat sometimes speaks on behalf of Roadhog

Roadhog doesn’t stop him from doing this, so even if what Junkrat says isn’t necessarily reflective of Roadhog’s actual thoughts, it’s possible he’s fine with Junkrat speaking for him

JQ lists off a bunch of “allegations” that Junkrat and Roadhog did together (demolition of Junkertown’s main gate, blasting Outback Bill’s Premium Sausage Stand to chunks, the Biscuit incident)

The two of them cause trouble in Junkertown together, presumably for fun

Judging from the “explosive” theme of the allegations it was probably Junkrat who came up with the idea for these schemes, but the fact that they’re both being tried together by JQ suggests Roadhog also participated (probably willingly)

Kind of an aside but I sometimes see the comment that “Roadhog only hangs out with Junkrat for the money/for his treasure”; considering these schemes that they got up to don’t really seem to have a monetary goal in mind (Junkrat probably just felt like blowing stuff up), it seems more likely to me that Roadhog also just likes causing trouble (even if he doesn’t act like he’s as into it as Junkrat) and hangs out with Junkrat because he wants to be a menace too sometimes (?)

“’We—’ Junkrat paused and glanced at Roadhog, who nodded. “Right, we did do that one. Sorry, mate!”

Junkrat goes to Roadhog when he’s unsure about something (unclear if this is a faulty memory thing or not); Junkrat trusts Roadhog to be his back up on things he’s unsure about.

“…Roadhog wound his chain hook around his meaty forearm.”

If we take the narration to be somewhat from Junkrat’s perspective, Junkrat thinks of Roadhog’s forearm as meaty. (this is such a stretch LMAO whatever this is my post) (I won’t be making more comments like this unless it’s more obvious that it’s from Junkrat’s POV and not specifically the narration’s POV)

“’You die,’ Roadhog said. ‘I’m living.’”

Roadhog is not particularly tied to his partnership with Junkrat; verbally expresses that he’s more concerned with his own safety than Junkrat’s

Roadhog is blunt and snarky (?) when talking to Junkrat

Page 4

“…a huge ball-shaped mech swung into the air. Roadhog grabbed Junkrat by the bandolier and hurled him out of the way.”

Despite expressing like .02 seconds ago that he doesn’t care if Junkrat dies, he pulls Junkrat out of danger

Suggests that the things Roadhog says verbally are not necessarily indicative of his actual feelings (eg: says “whatever man you can die” but doesn’t actually want Junkrat to die); suggest his internal self is maybe not as harsh or indifferent as his external self

Roadhog is physically willing to save Junkrat from dangerous situations (even if he verbally says otherwise)

“’Keep moving, idiot,’ Roadhog said.

Another indication of Roadhog’s words being harsh (calling Junkrat an idiot) but having good underlying intentions (wants Junkrat to keep moving so he doesn’t get hurt)

“Junkrat raised a finger to retort, but Roadhog was already hurtling toward the far wall at unconscionable speed, wrapped around the bulk of the champ”

Suggests the two of them bicker so often that Junkrat instinctively wants to argue even when they’re in the middle of battle

Roadhog got hit by Wrecking Ball while Junkrat was preoccupied with arguing with him; could suggest that Junkrat is not as good at looking out for Roadhog as Roadhog is at looking out for Junkrat

Possible that Roadhog sacrificed his own focus on the battle to tell Junkrat to stay safe, and then got injured as a result; could suggest that Roadhog actually does prioritize Junkrat’s safety over his own (despite saying otherwise previously). (honestly this isn’t strongly indicated in the writing so I don’t exactly think this was necessarily the intended reading.)

“’Roadhog!’ [Junkrat] shrieked as he shot toward the ground. ‘Catch me!’ / Roadhog did not catch him. Roadhog lay at the far end of the arena, unmoving.“

It’s possible that Junkrat relies on Roadhog to get him out of sticky situations so often that he just instinctively calls out to Roadhog to help him when he’s in trouble. (It’s unclear from this line if Roadhog would have actually helped him since he’s currently passed out)

Page 5

“Junkrat and Roadhog dove apart as bullets screamed past.”

They were standing next to each other. :)

“’It’s all right, Roadhog!’ Junkrat panted, ripping another grenade off his bandolier. “All we’ve gotta do… keep our distance…”

Junkrat tries to comfort Roadhog if he thinks Roadhog is worried

This is also another instance of Junkrat using Roadhog as a way to verbalize his own personal concerns (He’s personally worried, but he instead expresses that/comforts himself by saying “It’s all right, Roadhog”)

Junkrat attempts to be the tactical authority between them (unclear if successful)

Page 6-7

“’Junkrat,’ [Roadhog] said. / ’Junkrat, you’re a genius?’ Junkrat said hopefully. / ’Knife,’ Roadhog said. / ‘Oh, what a relief. I thought you were gonna say idiot.’ / ‘Knife,’ Roadhog said, because one of the Wreckers had thrown one.”

Junkrat is worried that Roadhog was gonna be mad at him for revealing his treasure/getting the town to turn on him

Junkrat is more concerned about Roadhog’s opinion of him than the increasing danger around him (aka the knife coming toward him)

Roadhog feels inclined to warn Junkrat of danger

Roadhog uses concise language when talking to Junkrat (though tbh he just does this with everyone)

“’Mako,’ [Junker Queen] said, ‘is he lying [about his treasure]?’ / ‘Don’t know,’ Roadhog said.”

Junkrat never told Roadhog what his treasure is (it’s more or less revealed later in the story that Roadhog’s “don’t know” is truthful)

This could contribute to the notion that Roadhog just sticks around with Junkrat because he feels like it and not because he has particular investment in Junkrat’s treasure

Could be interpreted as indication that Roadhog doesn’t know now to read Junkrat (or doesn’t care to learn to read him) in that he can’t tell if Junkrat is lying or not

“’I was really looking forward to watching you die,’ [Junker Queen] said. / ‘Me too,’ Roadhog said.”

Roadhog expresses verbally that he’s tired of sticking around Junkrat and wants him dead

Contrasts with the couple times he tried to stop Junkrat from dying in the previous pages, so likely more intended as a way to express his annoyance than to be taken literally

“Firing a grapple through the crowd, Wrecking Ball surged forward. Roadhog charged after, laying about with his hook to keep the path clear. Junkrat followed…with the Queen’s knife at his back.”

Roadhog immediately starts following Wrecking Ball (aka presumably doing what Junker Queen wants him to do), suggesting he doesn’t have strong affiliations and will just go along with whatever, or that he possibly is more willing to take orders from Junker Queen than Junkrat.

For me this comes out of nowhere; JQ doesn’t even command them to start doing stuff or explain what she wants them to do other than saying “Champ! Lay out the red carpet!” (which I don’t think would be something Roadhog understands)… so for me idk if this is really indicative of anything about Roadhog so much as it is strange writing lmao;; but that’s my personal take, obv the above reading is still possible.

Being totally honest I also have no idea how to visualize the way they’re walking here. I guess they’re following like… single file? Behind Wrecking ball? Anyway.

Page 8

“’Roadhog,’ he whispered. / ‘No,’ Roadhog said. / ‘What do you mean, no?’ / ‘No more plans.’

Roadhog actually is good at reading Junkrat, as he predicts what Junkrat is going to say here. Either that or Junkrat is just predictable (in that he’s always scheming).

Junkrat tries to work together with Roadhog when things go bad for them

Roadhog is uncooperative with Junkrat and doesn’t listen to him

“Junkrat almost exploded. But he decided, rather cunningly he thought, to save his temper for later.”

Junkrat and Roadhog likely argue over things, potentially because Junkrat loses his temper easily

(Junkrat) “’Once Queenie gets the treasure, we’re expendable. Right?’ / Roadhog said nothing.”

Possible that Roadhog doesn’t respond to Junkrat when he’s annoyed with him.

(Junkrat) “’So, once we get through the door, wait for my signal. All right?’”

Junkrat again taking on a leader sort of role between the two of them and asserting a situation where he makes the decisions while Roadhog waits for commands

Unclear of what Roadhog thinks of this (the narration doesn’t comment on Roadhog much here)

Page 9

“On [Junkrat’s] left, someone was making the funny bubbling sound people made when Roadhog got angry in their vicinity.”

“funny bubbling sound” = presumably the sound of someone choking/being strangled or sth

Kind of playful language used for violence, I think this primarily signals that Junkrat thinks of violence as something fun; but since this sort of language was specifically used in reference to Roadhog causing violence, this could suggest that he’s particularly entertained when Roadhog gets into fights.

Page 10

(Junkrat) “Roadhog! Catch m—”

Junkrat tries to command Roadhog again, has a habit of relying on Roadhog

Roadhog doesn’t catch him/doesn’t listen to his orders

“’Get him up,’ said the Queen. / Roadhog lifted Junkrat into the air and dangled him there.”

Roadhog is more inclined to follow orders from Junker Queen than Junkrat

Emphasizes that he doesn’t think of Junkrat as someone with authority over him

(Junkrat) “’Roadhog! Now!’ / Roadhog stared at him blankly. / ‘I’m giving the signal!’ Junkrat added desperately. / Roadhog scratched his elbow”

Driving home that Roadhog has no interest in taking orders from Junkrat, despite Junkrat’s constant attempts at telling him what to do

“’Forget to tell him the plan, didya?’ said the Junker Queen […] / ‘I suppose I did,’ [Junkrat] said sadly.”

This is actually weird to me, there wasn’t really any indication that he had a specific plan in mind or that he forgot to say something to Roadhog; it was more like JQ interrupted them during their discussion before Junkrat told Roadhog anything.

Kind of suggests that rather than Roadhog deliberately not following Junkrat’s orders, it’s just that Junkrat forgot to tell him what to do. (I think this suggestion is strange because throughout the rest of the story we’ve been given suggestions that Roadhog dislikes taking orders from Junkrat, so that would be his main reason for not following Junkrat here)

Anyway imo this dialogue between JQ and Junkrat is more just a weird writing inconsistency than suggestive of anything between how willing Roadhog would be to take orders from Junkrat

Page 11

“Roadhog peered around them, his mask failing to hide his awe.”

Confirmation that Roadhog didn’t know what Junkrat’s treasure was (either never asked him or Junkrat never told him)

Summary (?):

1) Junkrat thinks of Roadhog as his partner in crime and his friend. He tries to read Roadhog's non-verbal cues and worries about Roadhog if he believes Roadhog is worried. However, he's not actually skilled at reading Roadhog's emotions or understanding Roadhog's intentions. He believes that Roadhog considers him a friend and that Roadhog would be jealous if he was closer to someone else. It's unlikely that Roadhog actually thinks this way. That said, Junkrat sometimes speaks on behalf of Roadhog in conversations with other people; Roadhog doesn't stop him from doing this. Roadhog also seems to have some skill in understanding Junkrat's intentions and emotions, suggesting he does pay attention to Junkrat to some degree.

2) The two of them have one-sided conversations frequently, where Junkrat talks to Roadhog and Roadhog says nothing in response. It's likely that Junkrat uses these "conversations" with Roadhog primarily as a means to verbalize his own thoughts and come up with solutions to problems he's personally experiencing. Roadhog is usually silent during these conversations because he thinks Junkrat is being noisy/annoying and he's waiting for Junkrat to shut up.

3) Junkrat tries to act as the leader between the two of them and frequently commands Roadhog to do things. His commands are primarily directed at Roadhog with the intent to save him from sticky situations. This could suggest that he either trusts Roadhog's abilities, that he likes having authority over someone, or that he relies on Roadhog to be responsible while he behaves recklessly. Roadhog is never shown to follow Junkrat's orders in this short story, and is instead shown to follow Junker Queen's orders. This suggests that Roadhog doesn't think of Junkrat as an authority figure over him, but he is willing to take orders from people he actually respects. Junkrat gets annoyed by Roadhog's "insubordination," but he continues to command Roadhog to do things regardless of whether Roadhog ever follows through.

4) Roadhog is shown to be gentle (?) with Junkrat in one instance. This is also an instance where he was redirecting Junkrat's attention away from distractions, so it may be the case that Roadhog sometimes takes on the responsibility of keeping Junkrat focused in situations where he's not paying attention. Junkrat has also been shown to look to Roadhog for confirmation when he's unsure of something (memory, etc).

5) Junkrat and Roadhog have caused a lot of trouble together in Junkertown (New Junk City? idk) in the form of blowing things up. These schemes are likely orchestrated by Junkrat, though Roadhog is indicated to have participated as well. It is possible to interpret from this that Junkrat's treasure is not the only motivator for why Roadhog hangs out with Junkrat (as these schemes did not involve money or treasure), and that Roadhog hangs out with Junkrat because he likes to cause trouble with Junkrat for fun. It is also revealed that Roadhog doesn't know what Junkrat's treasure is, meaning he either never asked Junkrat or Junkrat never told him. This could further support the notion that Roadhog is more motivated to hang out with Junkrat to cause mayhem than to take his treasure.

6) Roadhog is shown on multiple instances to speak harshly toward Junkrat, and also expresses verbally that he doesn't care if Junkrat dies. This is contrasted with his actions, where he saves Junkrat from getting hit by Wrecking Ball and tries to warn Junkrat of oncoming danger. This suggests that Roadhog's external demeanor and words are not always indicative of his internal feelings, and that he doesn't earnestly want Junkrat to get hurt or die. He is also somewhat suggested to put himself in danger for Junkrat's sake and prioritize Junkrat's safety over his own. Junkrat is not shown to be good at looking out for Roadhog, and sometimes prioritizes bickering with Roadhog over both his and Roadhog's safety.

7) Despite his posturing, Junkrat is shown to care about what Roadhog thinks of him, and he doesn't want Roadhog to think of him as an idiot when his plans go awry. He at times may care more about Roadhog’s opinion of him than of any danger that may be happening around him. He is also shown to find it entertaining when Roadhog commits acts of violence as his ally.

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ANYWAY!!!!!! thanks for reading if you did lol I know it's like way too long... I'll prob do one more post after this, looking at things like their character profiles on the OW2 website, promos from twitter/etc, details in ow2 skins, and event-specific voice lines. If anyone has any leads (?) or points that they want me to include or talk about, feel free to message me or send me an ask! I'm just going off of stuff that I'm aware of, so I'm sure I'll miss some stuff haha;;

Thanks again for reading!

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[marvelmaniac715]

This is part twenty of my Human Chucky au! I’m writing a more serious fic later, so this is just something fun to get my creative juices flowing and indulge the Swifty within me. Some may say that it’s unrealistic that Chucky listens to Taylor Swift, and to that I say - have you seen the man? He’s the most overdramatic bastard I’ve ever watched onscreen. Of course he listens to Taylor Swift and quotes the lyrics in his dramatic monologues to victims (particularly ‘I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream’). Anyway, I hope you’ll enjoy reading this fic as much as I enjoyed writing it :). Quick note - I don’t at all condone or encourage Chucky’s behaviour; the man is insane, but the scene where he takes tickets by force was a lot of fun to write XD.

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Chucky had a problem. He lived with two teenagers. That in itself wasn’t the problem, exactly, the problem was a curly haired blonde who had infiltrated his home, her voice blaring out of speakers and her eyes piercing his soul from a wide range of posters and album covers. Yes, Chucky’s problem was the singer-songwriter Taylor Swift.

To be fair, he didn’t know all that much about her, his kids were obsessed, and Chucky didn’t really know how to respond whenever either Glen or Glenda would quote song lyrics at him or start gossiping about the singer’s latest breakup or relationship. Pop culture knowledge from the 2000s to the 2020s wasn’t exactly Chucky’s strong suit, he didn’t know Ed Sheeran or Lady Gaga or, to be honest, most popular singers or bands (although, he was quite partial to Panic! At The Disco, their song ‘Teenagers’ gave him a good laugh). 

But one day, whilst venting to Tiffany about his inability to understand his children’s interests, his wife made the innocent suggestion of googling Taylor Swift to see what happened. He tried that, and there were millions of results. So, to narrow it down to the important details, he decided to post on every social media app and site he owned. His message read:

‘Swifties - help! I have two teenage children, and they’re absolutely obsessed with Taylor Swift. I’m a pretty old guy, and I know absolutely nothing about her, but I’m desperate to connect with my kids, so please, help me. I’m not asking much, I just need to know her most popular/famous songs and enough information about her to carry me through a ten minute conversation with my sixteen year olds who will absolutely rip me to shreds if I confidently give them incorrect information about a woman they’ve begun referring to as ‘Mother’. Any information you’re willing to share would be greatly appreciated.’

This message, born out of frantic panic, would change Chucky’s life forever.

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A great deal of information was sent Chucky’s way at an alarming rate. The Swifties, if nothing else, were extremely dedicated, and in no time at all, he knew everything there was to know about Miss Taylor Alison Swift, right down to her mother’s maiden name (it was Finlay). He had to say, despite initially embarking upon this great knowledge quest for the sole purpose of being able to talk to his children about their interests, he was actually becoming a big Taylor Swift fan - a Swifty.

Glen and Glenda were, of course, thrilled that their dad not only understood their references, but willingly and enthusiastically joining in with their conversations with opinions of his own. At least once a week the three would get into a big debate over which Taylor Swift era was the best, always arriving at the conclusion that every era was in fact the best.

Tiffany would never say it directly to her husband, but she was convinced that he was an even bigger fan of Taylor Swift than the twins…

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Glen peered at their father’s latest painting with a great deal of confusion.

“Uh, dad?”

Chucky looked up causally, brush still dipped into purple paint.

“Yeah, Glen?”

Glen cleared their throat, not really knowing how to approach this topic, but eventually going with:

“Is that Taylor Swift fan art?”

Chucky glanced back at his painting, which did, admittedly, quite resemble the album cover of ‘Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)’ and frowned. Then, he turned to face Glen and protested weakly:

“It’s not… not Taylor Swift fan art.”

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Whilst Chucky was scrolling through social media, he found out about the upcoming Eras Tour. He asked the twins later that day if they wanted to go, and was quite surprised when Glenda burst out laughing and Glen looked down sadly at the floor. When he asked, with a great deal of confusion, what was wrong, Glenda laughed again, bitterly, and deadpanned:

“Dad, those tickets are like gold dust. It’s never gonna happen.”

Immediately agreeing with their twin, Glen hummed under their breath and nodded before sadly remarking:

“You left it too late to try and get tickets. Glenda and I tried to get some months ago back when they were on presale and we didn’t manage. You’re not gonna get them, I’m sorry.”

Seeing this as a challenge, Chucky wrapped an arm around each of his children, flashed them the same smile he’d given them just before beating one of their classmate’s dads in an arm wrestling contest with a prize of $20 and quite confidently told them:

“Don’t worry, your dad can do anything.”

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Chucky could not, in fact, do absolutely anything. He’d spend hours, days even, trying to find Eras Tour tickets, but his search was unsuccessful no matter what he tried. He almost gave up, but then he overheard a stranger in a coffee shop say that she was taking her two kids to the Eras Tour. Now, Chucky had mostly put his serial killer ways behind him, but he was a man on the edge - he was getting those tickets if it killed him.

When he had finished his coffee, Chucky began covertly stalking the woman, watching her every move. It was the dullest thing he’d willingly done in years, but the prize at the end would be so, so worth it. Thirty dismal minutes passed as the woman sipped her latte and gossiped with the friend she had brought with her. But eventually, Chucky’s salvation came as the woman excused herself to go to the bathroom. He didn’t follow her into the bathroom, that would have been weird, but instead he lingered outside, pretending to be waiting for the men’s room, and when the woman walked out, Chucky struck.

With one hand, he pinned the woman by the throat against a wall, and with the other he yanked her bag off of her to search for the tickets. The entire time, the woman stared fearfully at him with wide, tear-filled brown eyes. Bottom lip quivering, the woman pitifully croaked:

“P-please… I have a family.”

In a dismissive tone, Chucky responded:

“I’m not trying to kill you, I’m looking for the tickets.”

This momentarily broke the woman out of her panic as she asked in confusion:

“What?”

At this exact moment, Chucky had emptied out the woman’s bag and her wallet, still finding absolutely nothing, so he glared up at her and growled:

“The tickets, where are they? What have you done with them?”

The woman was still extremely confused as she whimpered:

“What tickets?”

Chucky tightened his grip around the woman’s throat and repeated, practically foaming at the mouth in his rage:

“The Eras Tour tickets. Where are they, woman? Come on, you can’t be that dense!”

A glimmer of understanding flashed in the woman’s eyes as she stuttered:

“They’re- they’re on my phone. They’re digital tickets. Do you want me to send them to you or something?”

Chucky nearly nodded, but then he remembered that he got a lot of emails and texts every day, and screenshots might not be valid as proof of ticket ownership, so instead he shook his head and decided:

“No, it’s simpler if I just take the phone.”

The woman barely had time to comprehend this before Chucky had grabbed her phone from her bag, given her a faux-polite smile and ran off, yelling over his shoulder:

“Thank you for your cooperation!”

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Tiffany was incredibly startled when her husband grabbed her by the arm one day and dragged her into his studio without a word. She was even more confused and startled when he looked at her, incredibly seriously, and informed her that he required her specific set of expertise one last time. Her mind, of course, immediately jumped to killing as she whispered:

“Do- do you mean you need my help with killing?”

Chucky looked confused then, furrowing his brow as he said:

“Uh, if you mean killing it at the concert, then yeah.”

Oh, he was looking for fashion advice. That was honestly the last thing Tiffany thought that Chucky would ask her to help with. She immediately and enthusiastically agreed to help him, but regretted her choice almost as fast as she’d agreed to it when her husband, a man who had never really seemed the type to care about what he wore, always throwing on the thing that was closest to him from his closet, pulled out a set of mood boards and began to explain his options to her in immense detail:

“Now, this one says ‘I’m a badass who appreciates good music’, whereas this one takes inspiration from the Lovers album and says ‘I’ve got a sensitive side’…”

[literaryavenger]

Hey there,mutual 🙋🏻‍♀️ I do have a request if you want it,but I think it's better if I send you the request via message,just wanted to make sure it's cool with you first? I actually saw the post where you opened requests like 5 minutes after you posted it but I got busy with preparations for Eid. I just got around to writing the request in my notes yesterday when I finally got time.

I'm so sorry to hear that you've been having writer's blocks. Must be exhausting to be unsatisfied with everything you wrote & constantly deleting hours of progress and hard work. I do write but only in my notes for only my eyes to see and I'm unsatisfied with most of them too. So I do understand how hard it is to write. But it's especially hard when you're facing the block and the block really does suck. But hey,at least you're posting your writings for the world to see & people are showing love to them,you're much braver than I am lol. If it helps,your works are great btw,I enjoyed reading them ❤

Also,I would love nothing more than a personalized fics with my real name in it,it sounds like a dream come true for readers like me 😍 But I'm afraid people will usually scroll past Character x OC or Characters x Named Reader fics and I don't want people to scroll past your hard work,your amazing writing. And I also don't want people knowing my real name. But I want to give it more thought. But this request that I got is not personalized tho,it's the usual x reader self insert one.

Hi, mutual! 😂💘

First of all, thank you so much for reading my fics, you're so sweet! I may be a little braver now, but for the longest time I wasn't. You can actually see in my page that I started by posting silly little incorrect quotes and the made my way up.

I actually went back to check my earlier fics and correct the mistakes and I can see how much better I got, largely because of the comments and constructive criticism I got from readers. It's a process, I'm still trying to get better but at least I'm trying. Baby steps.

Anyway, you can send the request if you want, I'm always open to it although it could take me a little to actually get it done between work and also just existing lol.

If you want a personalised fic with your name, I could also just write it for you and not post it or maybe send you the personalised one and then post a reader one with some details changed.

What's important is that I get writing, even the silliest of ideas, which helps me get inspired to do more.

I'd also like to say to anyone who already sent me requests that I've seen them all and I'm working on them. Even if it takes me some time, they're coming I promise!

[meteors-lotr]

I posted 85 times in 2022

73 posts created (86%)

12 posts reblogged (14%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@meteor752

@incorrect-lotr-trash

@paintpanic

@sammispook

I tagged 81 of my posts in 2022

Only 5% of my posts had no tags

#the hobbit - 60 posts

#lotr - 60 posts

#incorrect quotes - 59 posts

#incorrect lotr quotes - 59 posts

#lord of the rings - 59 posts

#incorrect the hobbit quotes - 56 posts

#frodo baggins - 18 posts

#aragorn son of arathorn - 17 posts

#pippin took - 15 posts

#merry brandybuck - 14 posts

Longest Tag: 111 characters

#i misspelled it the first time so he said ‘well i guess i’m sad now’ and was like a second away from posting it

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

(Thorin loses a bet to Bilbo to do 10,000 push-ups)

Thorin: 6,203… 6,204… I'm so glad I lost this bet. I never find time for things I enjoy.

Bilbo: This is so unsatisfying, you’re not even sweating.

Thorin: This too easy. Get on my back, Bilbo.

Bilbo: No, I’m not-

Thorin: GET ON MY BACK, HALFLING!!

Bilbo: Coming, strong man!

515 notes - Posted November 4, 2022

#4

Bilbo: *Betrays Thorin and gives the Arkenstone to their enemies*

Thorin: That wasn’t very friendship is magic of you >:(

696 notes - Posted November 2, 2022

#3

Thorin: I'm not gay if I wanna date Bilbo like bros, right?

Dwalin: I'm not an expert but that sounds kinda gay

Gandalf: I'm an expert. That's gay

828 notes - Posted October 19, 2022

#2

Bilbo: Are you mad?

Thorin: No.

Bilbo: So cleaning axes at 3a.m is a hobby now?

1,026 notes - Posted October 23, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Bilbo: Thorin is gonna ask me to marry him

Gandalf: Really?

Bilbo: Yeah he always talks in his sleep, but recently it's gotten weird

Gandalf: How does his unconscious ramblings translate to him possibly proposing?

Bilbo: Well, it sounds like he keeps on starting to propose and then something always happens. He forgot the ring a couple of times. At one point I got engaged to King Thranduil. I've died more than once.

Gandalf: That sounds quite intense. What are his normal dreams about, murdering babies?

Bilbo: No, he normally dreams that he's fighting and when he fires arrows he goes pew pew. It's very cute, I love him very much

1,657 notes - Posted June 30, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

I just wanted to say thank you for this wonderful year. I may not have posted as much as I would have liked, or been as active as I promised, but the fact that you all stick around anyways means a lot. Here’s to new quotes in 2023🥂

[m3m3lord]

The ASDF Movie (ATA Edition)

Hello, viewers! This post most likely won't be seen a whole lot due to me being new and all, but that's okay! I just felt like making this cuz it's fun! But anyway, if you know what Amanda the Adventurer is, and you know the ASDF movie, then you know what this is! But if you don't, that's okay, too. Just make sure to check them out for me, capiche?

I'm talking too much, so let's cut to the chase! Unfortunately, I can only show the script of ASDF because I'm terrible at drawing, but I'll tell you what: If you want, you can take this script and turn it into a real animatic/animation! Just make sure to credit me! Also, I've only picked the ones I believed would fit best for the characters, so sorry if a scene that you really enjoyed isn't mentioned. Along with that, some skits may be edited to better fit the game or its characters. Also, let me know if you want to see the following ASDF movies in this same edition, or if you would enjoy ATA-themed incorrect quotes!

With that being said, let us begin!

[Skit 1]

Meat man: Hello, parking meter!

Parking meter: Hello!

Meat man: [GASP!]

[PLEASE STAND BY]

[Skit 2]

Wooly: Hey, Amanda- [gets punched in the face by her] Aw! What the hell is wrong with you?!

Random Announcer: Level Up!

[PLEASE STAND BY]

[Skit 3]

[Amanda and Wooly have just finished baking a cake.]

Amanda: Mmm, this cake smells delicious! [takes out a knife]

Wooly: Amanda, I thought I warned you not to use knives by yourself!

Amanda: Don't you remember? No one's around, Wooly! Now let's enjoy our cake! [cuts into the cake]

The cake: AHHHH!!! Why would you do this?! I have a wife and family!

Amanda and Wooly: [in unison] NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The cake: Aah! The pain! It's unbearable!!

Wooly: [turns to Amanda] What have you done?!

Amanda: I don't know!

The cake: Aah!! Tell my children I love them!

Random cupcakes they baked: DADDY!!

Cake: Aagggghhhh! [cake falls off the table]

Amanda and Wooly: [in unison] NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Cupcakes: NOOOOOO!!!!!

*squelch*

[static]

[PLEASE STAND BY]

And that will be all! Sorry this was so short and I talked so much; I couldn't find enough skits that fit the game, but like I said, let me know if you want an ASDF movie 2 or random incorrect quotes! But until next time- Oh, wait! One more thing! Nobody's talking about this, so I'll do it! Go search up Amanda the Adventurer 2 on Google and watch the teaser that's just been released! I promise you will not be disappointed! Then, when you're done, spread the word however you can! I myself have been bothering @jakeneutron about it, but I have not gotten a reply yet, and anyway, I need minions! So get out there and tell everyone you know- Your mom, your dad, your bestie, your boyfriend/girlfriend, your siblings, your dog, your cat, your aunt, uncle, granny, that one random dude online you're friends with, the demon in the closet- everyone you know! But until next time, friends, let chaos reign!

[homopoetsociety]

so my main blog is @zakizendetandi if u want to join me on there

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i love the dead poets so much i made things!

all original content

dead poets incorrect quotes

dead poets memes

dead poets as ao3 tags

my fic uploads on ao3

my extra comments on other posts

alternatively, click the tags on this post (sometimes these links glitch)

[marsdeathdefiances]

A new introduction post, cause I think it’s time for one!

(The old one was one I wrote on the fly when I first made this blog lol)

Formerly Dorian/dorians/death/defiances it’s still me but I’m now Mars! And it’s Mars/death/defiances!!!!

Anyways, hi, as you know my name is Mars, I’m gender-fluid so she/they/he/it pronouns work for me! Even though I don’t post explicit content on here, but do know that I am an adult, and I’ll sometimes use some strong language (not very often but it’s definitely a distinct possibility).

This is my main blog, I post a lot about Alcibiades and Socrates here, as well as Greek Mythology. My side is: @mars-and-the-theoi while no longer a Hellenic polytheist, I intend to keep the blog up and still reblog helpol related stuff for folks following it. But I may also post Quaker related things as well.

You’re more than welcome to submit stuff if you have an incorrect quote, you can hit up my asks if you’d like, I don’t care. Go wild (but like…be reasonable about it and remember that I am a human behind this screen so y’know yeah. Not just a silly little content generator!)

I am disabled, so there may be times where I post about that or times I’m not too terribly active in here because if you know you know. I’m autistic and have adhd and I also have a few chronic illnesses that I’m not really going to get into. So, obviously, I don’t tolerate any ableist stuff either, and if you come in here being ableist or sanist in any capacity, you’ll be blocked as well. If you come at me like that I just don’t really care what you have to say. You lose me.

DNI if: (I feel like these are pointless but for posterity’s sake) you’re a terf, a racist, a nazi, a transphobe, Zionist, an antisemite/Islamophobic/etc., a homophobe, an ableist or sanist, an antivaxxer, etc. the list goes on but you should get it by now <3

And, so we can end on a light note, here’s just a few silly little things about me: I (kind of, I’m still new to it) collect medieval era weapons I currently only have a spear and a javelin but I’m really looking to get more! I’m a huge history nerd and am hoping to major in history at some point. I’ve been a Hellenic pagan since I was a teen and the first deity I worshiped was Apollo! I really enjoy cooking and baking, and I really like spicy foods. I also really enjoy reading (so if you have any book recs send them my way the only genre I’m not too into and am picky about is romance, but I don’t really hate any one genre so!!!) I think that’s about it tbh

[dkscribe88]

Hello there my few but faithful followers! It’s me, DK! Your humble scribe. I hope you’ve been enjoying my little incorrect quotes. I know I’ve been somewhat absent on AO3 lately, but I’m hoping to change that soon. I’ve been working on a few things, including a short story parody of the 1985 movie Clue with our lovable Dark Crystal Vapran Princesses, as well as a new chapter of Lantern. But before that, I’d like to post a drabble on here. A bit of an ending to AoR. It may end up being a 2 parter. Depends on if the person I bounce all my ideas off of says it needs it or not. Anyway, here it is. Hope you like it!

After Everything Has Been Resolved in Season 3 or 4 (Including Tavra Getting a New Body Exactly Like Her Old One). The Dark Crystal Movie Timeline Never Happened and the Hero’s of the Resistance Solved Everything…

Our hero’s sat on the shores of the glittering Sliver Sea, the beautiful colored sails of the allied fleet anchored just offshore. Multiple parties dotted the countryside, celebrating the end of the long war between Thra and the Skeksis. The Crystal of Truth had finally been restored, and the UrSkeks had been returned to their rightful world.

Rian glanced over at Tavra, who has her arm draped lovingly over Onica’s shoulder, her head nestled beneath her lover’s.

“Hey Tavra, may I ask you something?” Tavra lifts her head lazily from its resting place.

“Yes, what is it, Rian?”

“Just…what was Mayrin’s problem with Onica and you meeting up together? I mean, I get that you’re from different clans, but it’s not like much can happen, right?” Tavra looked at him strangely, before giving a glance at Deet, who just shrugged helplessly.

“Uhh, Rian? You do know where baby Gelflings come from, don’t you?” Tavra asked as one would a childling.

Rian scoffed.

“Ch! Of course I know where babies come from! My father gave me the same explanation I’m sure all your parents have you. When a male and female Gelfling mate and consent to it Thra blesses them with a childling. Everyone knows that.” Tavra and Onica share another strange look.

“Yes Rian, that’s true. But haven’t you ever wondered about Deet’s fathers?” Onica prompted. Rian shrugged.

“What about them?”

“Aughra’s Eye, Rian!” Naia burst out. “Just how sheltered was your life inside the Crystal Castle? She’s saying Tavra and Onica can have a childling on their own, no males involved! Just like Deet’s dads had her and Bobb’N without a female involved! I mean, you must’ve noticed how much she looks just like both of them! Good grief man! You are hopeless. Are you sure this is the one for you Deet?” Deet smiled, holding Rian’s hand in hers.

“Yes, quite sure.” Naia rolled her eyes.

“Alright then. He’s your idiot. Now, where’s my little Nightcrawler?”

“You called?” Amri popped up behind her, causing her to jump.

“Don’t do that!” Amri pulled her in for a kiss.

“Aw, you know you like it.”

“Hmph” Naia grunts but kisses him back. Kylan smiles at his two best friends from where he and Gurjin are seated across from them. Naia takes notice.

“Speaking of childlings, how about you two, brother of mine? Ever think about settling down and having kids?” Kylan went beat red at this, while Gurjin frowned at his sister’s attempts to embarrass him.

“I think it’s a little early in our relationship to be thinking about that, don’t you? Besides, I’m not the one who has to worry about creating heirs to the clan, eh? It’s more up to you to make strong daughters to carry on the line, ain’t it, Sis?” Naia’s ears twisted as her embarrassing comment was brought back around to her. Kylan smiled appreciatingly at his lover.

“Thank you.” He whispered, earning him a soft hug and a kiss on the forehead.

While all this was going on, Tavra was lost in thought. Rian’s question had given her much to think about. She and Onica had a lot to lose when her mother was alive, and the clans were divided by the Skeksis’ lies. But now that the war was done, and her mother was gone, did she finally have the chance to do what she wanted? To be free?

Onica noticed her lover’s eyes straying off towards the horizon. Out to far off distant seas. She knew what Tavra was thinking. Onica herself desired that same freedom. In the past, she had made a promise that one day she would sail away with Tavra and make their own clan. She fully intended to make good on that promise one day. And today felt like a good day to set sail…

[poisonouswritings]

I just want to say that even though things may not pan out the way we’d hope after all of this, I do really enjoy your writings. They bring so much to all the LL characters and I do hope you continue with it after all of this. If not that’s totally okay as well! I hope to create some LL stuff soon but your stuff has been truly wonderful! /gen. ❤️❤️

1. Aw thank you :)

2. Now seems as good a time as any to talk about this:

Last Legacy has been a massive fixation of mine over the last two years or so. It's helped me be a little more outgoing (Hell this blog is proof enough of that) and make some amazing friends, as well as given me a great outlet for writing! So;

I will not be leaving the LL fandom. No matter what happens to the app or the company, the story means a lot to me and to all of us. I'm not just gonna let that die. Frankly I'm not even sure I could if I wanted to lol. I'll still be writing my posts and your requests for as long as I continue getting them/having ideas (I might write a bit for some other fandoms too but that's something I wanted to start doing anyways)! So quit talking like I'm already dead lol. You're all stuck with me.

I might start posting a bit about my OCs (mostly as ask games or asks in general because I cannot draw for the life of me but maybe with some excerpts I particularly like or whatever) because Fuck It, Why Not y'know? I probably won't do much because I don't wanna annoy anyone but a couple here and there should be fine

I will be starting to regularly (probably every couple of days or something? Not sure yet I've got to figure out how the hell queue actually works) post some LL incorrect quotes! The only blogs I could find that seemed to regularly post those hasn't been active in like six months so I don't think I'll be stepping on anyone's toes.

Now is the time to reblog and interact with content that you like!! I don't mean just for my blog but for anything you come across!! It's one of the best ways to keep the fandom going. Also it's a good rule in general but I'm staying on topic here.

3. Hell yeah! If you do post anything then make sure to tag me in it. Seriously tho, to anyone who's questioning whether or not to post their work/memes/whatever because they're worried about it being bad, just do it!! You've got nothing to lose, and everything helps!!

And if it all does end in flames then we can sit around the fire and laugh, then go back to our fan content.

[squishmallow36]

So I now realize that the snowball fight won't fit into the story, making me a little upset. I wanted to try and keep it, but it'll feel too out of place no matter where it is in the story.

I wanted the story to be light-hearted, but it said, "no, I'll do what I want." and took the heavy-hearted side.

Now I have to find a new way for them to confess their feelings because the snowball fight was supposed to lead up to that. But since it won't fit, I can't do that anymore >:(

Anyway, I just need to complain about that. You can take this as another update. (I'm also changing the name. I don't know the new name yet, but I'll figure it out.)

You know you could always make a separate oneshot with that--it could go really nicely with the askdetz art from ~decamber last year with fedex and marellinh ice skating. Unless you don't want to make more work for yourself, which is something I've never done. But it is very sad that it won't fit. I haven't taken out a whole scene like that before, but i've taken out a chunk while it was still in the incorrect quote stage and it's probably still somewhere in my google drive

Yeah, stories tend to do that. I've given up trying to control them, because that results in awkwardness. Like the beginning of fitz vacker and the secret museum. It was a word count crunch and i would've enjoyed wayyy more time to not have to do that, but i guess it had to fit within the scope of the au (i'm not bitter /s)

When in doubt, i usually make fitz bake something. That doesn't mean it!s the right solution for my cases or yours, but heyyy if that works for you go for it. I'm sure i'm gonna be feeling things no matter that you do.--Also: it would be really cute if you could incorporate a reference to the snowball fight somehow, not saying you /have/ to, but just as an homage to your deleted scene may it rest in peace

Yeah feel free to complain! I've complained to your inbox it's only fair. Also I get updates when you complain so we're both happy here. (Wait to worry about the title until after the thing is through at least the first draft, and if you're past that, then feel free to search the corners of spotify for hwat you want. Or just pick out one word and never be able to find it again (e.g. ashes-my fintante fic that i posted before i got here on tumblr) But yes you will figure it out. Very good author mindset right there.)

[blaithnne]

Lauren Master Post

EDIT - this post has now reached the 100 links limit so I can’t update it anymore 😭 I will be creating an off site link portal at some point, but for now this list is incomple, still - enjoy what’s here!

Hello! So realised that if anyone wanted to learn about Lauren then they had to venture out on a scavenger hunt across my blog - so I made a Masterpost! This contains every single Lauren Post I’ve ever made, each sorted into their own categories! This post will be continuously updated as more content is made, so if you are viewing this on a reblog please check the original post to ensure it hasn’t been updated since that person reblogged it!

Some basic context, for anyone who’s completely new - Lauren is a Hilda OC of mine, she is Hilda’s older sister who ran away from home at the age of 13. Not all information about her has been ‘released’ yet, but I have plans for the future :)

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Canon

Everything in this section is 100% canon information, generally being at least somewhat important to her character and story

Updated Reference Sheet

Cream Design

Cream Naming

Jason Origin Post

Lauren Smokes

Bi Lauren

Lauren’s Time Away Info

Ages

Birth!

Lauren loves plants, amongst other hobbies

Pianist Lauren + What she wants most

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AU

Self Explanatory :)

Runaway Hilda*

Miraculous

Miraculous 2

Mumswap*

Mumswap Ref

More Mumswap

Harry Potter

My Little Pony

Sketchbook Fake Dating AU

*The Runaway Hilda AU is owned by the lovley @cinnamon-sparrow-scout!

*The Mumswap AU is owned by the wonderful @calebs-hangout-corner!

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Misc

Contains Asks, Shitposts, and Vaguely Canon Content. Posts being here doesn’t mean they aren’t canon, but they may be subject to change

Original Lauren Post/Reference

Jason and Lauren

Hilda and Lauren (Martial Arts)

April Fools 2020

Lauren Joins The God Damn Mafia??

Incorrect Quotes Generator

Poly Mum Content

Sadie Being An Accidental Genius

Hilda and Lauren 2

Lauren Breaks The Timeline lol

Misc Fact

Amogus

Name Origin and Fears

Safest Place

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Misc Art

I draw Lauren a LOT - so here’s all my drawings of her, in order of their creation

Outfit Meme

👉👈 🥺

Just Go To Bed

Mirror Selfie

Jason and Lauren Meet

Little and Broken

Self Confidence!

Title Card

Painting

Woah

Frank

Brainrot

Lauren With Her Hair Down

Traditional Sketches

Lauren Listens To Tøp lol

Lauren is Currently Listening To Tøp

Smoking Sketch

Reaction Image - Free To Use!

Happy Father’s Day?

Lesbian Lauren (no longer canon)

Premiering Never

Librarian Lauren

Outfit Meme 2, Suit Edition

She’s Just Sitting There

Wear Heelies To Escape Your Feelies

Catgirl Lauren Lmao

Like a Fun Alt Outfit Thing

Lauren But In MY CLOTHES!!

Freedom

Good Hair

Misc Sketches

She’s a deer now lol

Lauren vs An Ostrich

Phone Wallpaper

Mario?!

Tag ya spoilers

Happy One Year!

Moss Tik Tok (vids will get their own category if I make more :))

Lauren and Baba

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Concept Art

Not all of these concepts are true to the final designs, but some of them are!

Older Lauren

How The Hell Does Lauren’s Hair Work

Kid Lauren

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Screenshot Edits

Self Explanatory :)

Edit 1

Edit 2

Edit 3

Edit 4

Edit 5

Edit 6

Edit 7 (The Tide Mice!)

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Fan(?) stuff!

I feel weird calling this ‘fan’ stuff but I literally don’t know what else to call it lol. Anyways - this section contains content not made by me! I absolutely adore everything here and I’m so grateful that people like Lauren enough to make their own content for her!! I included everything here, from finished artworks, doodles, and a few incorrect quotes - bc I cry tears of joy whenever anyone makes anything abt her LMAO

Incorrect Quote 1

Incorrect Quote 2

I Think This Was The First Lauren Drawing Not Done By Me 😭😭

MERMAID LAUREN

B e h o l d

Beautiful Full Body Piece!

The Greatest Animatic Of All Time

Beautiful Drawing of Lauren and Hope!

TEAM BIG SISTER

Adorable sketch

Cool As Hell Mario Kart Chase

More Mario Kart >:)

Pokémon!

Insanely Cool Anime Esque Screenshot Art!

Incorrect Quote 3

Incorrect Quote 4

[illusion-reality-steve]

Mite Steve AU character reveal: Zero

Content warning: The art below the “Keep Reading” line depicts body horror, but the body horror is on a robotic character who is obviously not human or organic.

Sooo, I’m still working out the plot and character arcs of this AU, and I don’t want to spoil anything.

Buuuut, I’m kinda running out of inspiration for non-spoiler content and I think revealing a brand new element of the AU will help me generate more non-spoiler content for this blog!

This might also help me develop the spoiler/plot content. Because fun fact about my writing process: the best way I can understand the characters I’m using for a story is by drawing them, showing them to other people, and being unafraid to talk about them. This method forces me to think more about these characters, making me understand them better, which will help me with writing them and planning their character arcs. So I’m gonna do that method with this character I’m gonna show you, and I hope this is a fun little experience!

Btw, as a disclaimer: This is just for fun. So this, along with other non-spoiler Mite Steve AU posts, may be subject to change and may not reflect the final version of the story!

With all of that said, let me introduce you to a character who will appear in the Mite Steve AU: Zero!

Final warning of body horror content below

Here is my brand new OC, Zero! (Zero goes by she/her pronouns)

I created her in January 2021. She is actually the result of sudden character design inspiration. I just sketched her really quickly when I got the idea of her. Soon, I felt the need to add her into the Mite Steve AU! Something told me that she would be a great fit into the AU and after a bit of more brainstorming, I think I got a role for her in the AU.

I got some bits and pieces of her backstory, but it’s honestly still a work-in-progress.

I’m not even sure what she’ll do in the main storyline of the AU. Right now, I think she would best fit in an antagonist role (as a minor antagonist or a big villain? I’m not sure yet). I don’t see her in a friendly role. But she could also be in a neutral role?

Zero is not a Steve. She’s also not a player nor an Alex. I know what her “species” is, but I’m not revealing that yet, lol. (feel free to speculate though)

She does have powers, though I’m still brainstorming the details of it, like the full capacity of what she can do and her drawbacks and weaknesses.

I have mixed feelings about the shape and design of her coat.

I’ll tell you one horrifying secret: Zero got her coat first before Mite’s. So lore-wise, Mite’s coat is no longer special, lmao. I wonder if Mite stole the style of Zero’s coat.

Here’s an old sketch I did to figure out Zero’s side profile! It’s actually one of my oldest sketches of her:

I’m not sure what Zero’s personality is yet. The only thing I’ve written down so far for her personality is “she believes healthy relationships are a myth.”

I hope to use her in more posts (mainly incorrect quotes)! It’ll help me figure out her personality and the dynamic she has with other AU characters.

I hope you guys enjoyed this little post! Feel free to send asks you have about her and I’ll try to answer them with my limited, but expanding, knowledge of her.

Anyways, new OC, wooooooooooo-

[advena87]

Aiden & Lambert’s love story because we deserve more than one and we didn't get any (at least not in canon). Long Post!

check out also Kaer Morhen Shenanigans

Here is: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 and Daily Lambert

also Keira & Lambert’s love story and… this.

I love playing with incorrect quotes. The ones below are already used a few times in Kaer Morhen shenanigans, but I modified and changed them, and added a lot of new ones.

So the idea is that young witchers from the griffin and cat schools come to Kaer Morhen - including Coen and Aiden. The purpose of the visit is for aspiring witchers to learn something from each other, and in fact it’s just an excuse to play with the idea of Lambert x Aiden. Of course, Lambert’s witcher brothers will try to help him with his crush, and they will not miss the opportunity to make fun of him.

The setting is like this because the idea that Geralt, Eskel and Berengar will be Lambert's wingmen is simply priceless. I know that this configuration had no right to happen in the canon, but the canon has hurt us more than once. That's why we always have to fix everything. And that's why Berengar appears in my posts. In my opinion he deserved it and you can't change my mind. And I think he and Lambert have so much in common that it's really a shame they never met in games. I think that they would have a beautiful dynamics of the oldest and youngest brother.

Anyway I hope you enjoy it! :)

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Aiden: Hi, I am-

Lambert, shaking his hand: Handsome.

Aiden: -Aiden. And you are?

Lambert: Apparently not as straight as I thought I was.

***

Lambert: Can I ask a dumb question?

Berengar: Better than anyone I know.

Lambert: Is it gay to think about your best mate in the shower?

Berengar: …

Geralt: …

Eskel: …

Lambert: Asking for a friend.

Berengar: …

Geralt: …

Eskel: …

Lambert: But now seriously: I’m not gay if I wanna date Aiden as like bros, right?

Geralt: I’m no expert but that does sound kinda gay.

Berengar: I’m an expert. That’s gay.

***

Lambert: I swing both ways.

Lambert: Violently. With a sword.

Lambert: Also, I’m bisexual.

Lambert: … promise you won’t tell anyone?

Berengar: Your secret is safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

*later*

Eskel: The printer messed up the invitations. It was supposed to say “Lambert’ birthday”.

Geralt: What does it say instead?

Eskel: “Lambert’ bi”

Berengar: Well that could still work.

Geralt: Wait, what? No, Lambert is straight.

Berengar: Trust me, he isn’t. The only straight thing he is gonna do is that he is gonna go straight to hell.

Eskel: Wait, Berengar, isn’t this thing between Lambert and Aiden supposed to be a secret?

Berengar: Hardly. The only people who don’t know Lambert loves Aiden are Lambert and Aiden. And Geralt for some reason.

***

Eskel: You and Aiden seem very close.

Lambert: We're just friends.

Berengar: Oh please, we all know you're a heartbeat away from getting his name tattooed on your ass.

***

Lambert: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Aiden: WHAT

Lambert: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU

Berengar, behind Lambert's back, mouthing to Aiden: LIES

***

*Aiden and Coen talking and laughing*

Lambert: *staring at them silently*

Eskel: You’re really quiet today, Lambert.

Lambert: Nobody plans a murder out loud.

***

Lambert: Why does this griffin dude keep talking to you?

Aiden: Lambert, we are friends.

Lambert: I know you two are friends but…

Aiden, deadpan: No, Lambert, I meant you and I are friends.

Lambert: Yeah, we’re friends, but I’d fuck you if you asked.

Aiden: What?

Lambert: What?

Berengar, eating popcorn: He said he’d fuck you if you asked.

***

Lambert: Fuck, Aiden, you look like hell!

Aiden: Yeah? I just got back.

Lambert: Dude, who hurt you?

Aiden: Do you want a list or something?

Lambert:

Lambert: *grabs sword* Actually, yes.

Aiden: No, wait, we can’t solve all our problems with murder.

Lambert: How about just this problem?

***

Lambert: I think I might have a crush on Aiden…

Berengar: Congratulations, you’re officially the last one to know.

Geralt: Aiden would never date a jerk like you.

Lambert: Fuck you, shouldn’t I be one of your best friends?

Gerelt: Yeah, which is how I know you’re a jerk.

Eskel: So what are you going to do?

Lambert: I don’t know, something dramatic I hope.

Berengar: Oh for fuck’s sake, just ask Aiden out! What’s the worst that could happen?

Lambert: Humiliation, embarrassment, fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity and death.

***

Aiden: Can you ride?

Lambert: *looks at Aiden up and down* Yes.

Aiden: I meant the horse, Lambert.

***

Lambert: How do I politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me?

Geralt: Lambert, it’s four in the morning, if you want to make out with Aiden just do it quietly, I don’t care how you ask him!

*next day*

Aiden: *hands Lambert a water bottle*

Lambert: *drinking it* Thanks, what’s it for?

Aiden: Geralt says you get thirsty around me.

Lambert: *chokes on water*

***

Lambert, smirking: So when are you gonna go out with me?

Aiden, smiling back: I don’t know, when are you gonna ask me out?

Lambert, freaking out: uhhh....

*later that day*

Berengar: So you ran away like a fucking coward?

Lambert: I DIDNT EXPECT HIM TO FLIRT BACK!!

***

Eskel: Why are you ignoring Aiden?

Lambert: I’m playing hard to get.

Geralt: Why would you do that? You’re already hard to want.

***

Eskel: I shouldn’t be interfering in this but give him a chance. Lambert would throw himself in front of a speeding horse for you.

Aiden: Lambert would throw himself in front of a speeding horse for fun.

Eskel: Ok, point taken, but don’t worry, he grows on you.

Aiden: Oh, really?

Eskel:

Eskel: No, actually, he just gets worse.

***

Aiden: I’m having problems with Lambert.

Geralt: Problems like ‘his dead body won’t fit in your cupboard’ or problems like ‘you like him’?

Aiden: ...

Aiden: Problems like ‘I like him’.

Geralt: Too bad, I could have helped with the other one.

***

Aiden: I have 4 friends.

Eskel: But there are 5 of us. Me, Geralt, Berengar, Lambert and Coen.

Aiden: Lambert is my special idiot.

Aiden: That’s different.

***

Aiden: Lambert, look me in the eyes and be straight with me.

Lambert: So… Do I look at you? Or do I be straight? I can’t do both.

***

Lambert: I’m in love with you.

Aiden: That’s�� a terrible idea.

Lambert: Yeah, I have a lot of those.

Aiden: ...

Aiden: Well then, let's try.

Lambert: Wait, does that mean you like me? For my personality?

Aiden: I know, I was surprised too.

***

Lambert and Aiden: *walk into the room together with happiness written on their faces*

Berengar: So who finally confessed?

Lambert: It was me, I made sure it was short and sweet.

Aiden: You yelled, “Listen here, you little shit, I have feelings for you and it’s about time you acknowledged them!” from the castle tower.

Lambert: It worked though.

Aiden: All in all, this may come as a surprise to you, but Lambert and I are dating now.

Geralt: Damn. Now I owe Eskel 20 crowns. You guys couldn’t have waited another week?

Lambert: Wait, what?

Eskel: You two just earned me 20 crowns is what, so thank you.

***

Aiden: When you're gay in your house with nobody else, you're homolone.

Lambert: When you're bi and there's nobody else around, you're biyourself.

Berengar: You're two morons.

***

Coen: So, you've already made friends with Eskel, Geralt and Berengar?

Aiden: Yeah.

Coen: Great, just a little advice - stay away from Lambert.

Aiden: ...

Aiden: Lambert is my boyfriend.

Coen: Oh...

Coen: Um...

Coen: So, what's he like?

Aiden: Have you ever met a human version of a headache?

***

Coen, pointing at Lambert: Is this guy bothering you?

Aiden: Yeah, but he’s my boyfriend, I signed up for this

***

Aiden: You’re annoying.

Lambert: But you love me >:3

Aiden: Doesn’t make you any less annoying.

***

Lambert: *spills water on his shirt* Oh, what have I done? Now my shirt is all see-through.

Geralt: *rolls his eyes* And so are you. I know what you’re doing.

AIden: So do I, but I am enjoying the show immensely.

***

Lambert: Did it hurt?

Aiden, rolling his eyes: When I fell from heaven?

Lambert: No.

Lambert: When you fell for me.

Aiden: ...

Aiden: Actually, yes. It’s hurts every day.

Berengar, from distance: BUUURN!

***

Coen: It’s so exhausting having a boyfriend! You’re lucky you don’t have one.

AIden: Actually, last time I checked I did have a boyfriend.

Coen: No, you have a Lambert. That’s not the same thing.

Aiden: What do you mean?

Coen: Well, he’s more like a puppy. Excitable, loud, always happy to see you, protective, and he bites anyone who threatens you.

Aiden: …

Aiden: Point taken.

***

Aiden: YOU’RE SO ANNOYING! I CANT BELIEVE IM DATING YOU!

Lambert: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! YOURE THE ONE WHO CHEATED!

Aiden: Because YOU cheated FIRST!

Lambert: YOU STUPID-

Eskel: I think we’re done playing gwent for tonight….

Geralt: Wait, no. I’m enjoying this.

Aiden: Don't you call me stupid!

Lambert: Okay, then how about 'bitch'?!

Aiden: Arrogant dick!

Lambert: Spoiled asshole!

Aiden: Fuck you!

Lambert: Fuck YOU!

Aiden: FUCK YOU!!!

Lambert: FUCK!!! YOU!!!

Aiden: ...

Aiden: My room, ten minutes.

Geralt: Okey... not what I expected.

Eskel: And we're done here.

***

Lambert: I have an idea, but I’m going to need your permission.

Aiden: Sudenly you need my permission? Why?

Lambert: Cause if I mess it up, I don’t want it to be just my fault.

Aiden: That sounds like a really risky and gay plan.

Lambert: So? You in?

Aiden: I thought it was an obvious answer.  

***

Aiden: I want to hear those three little words.

Lamber: I love you.

Aiden: Try again.

Lambert: Fine.

Lambert: I will behave.

Aiden: :)

***

Aiden: Close your eyes and hold out your hand.

Lambert: I played this game once with my brothers and got slimed by a toad.

Aiden: It’s not a toad.

***

Lambert: I didn’t raise you to be like this.

Aiden: You’re my boyfriend. You didn’t raise me at all.

Lambert: And yet you still call me daddy.

Aiden: Oh for the love of-

***

Eskel: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Geralt: Weak. I sleep with a sword under mine.

Lambert: You’re both pathetic.

Berengar: What killer weapon do you sleep with then, Mr. Badass?

Lambert, proud and confident: Aiden.

***

Aiden: The food's too hot, I can't eat it.

Lambert: You're too hot and I still eat you.

Berengar: It's family moments like these that we will never forget.

Geralt: With a good therapist, hopefully I will.

Eskel: I'm not hungry anymore.

Vesemir: One dinner. ONE NORMAL DINNER!!

***

Lambert: *phone starts ringing*

Eskel: *looks at who is calling*

Eskle, laughs: So you call Vesemir 'daddy'?

Lambert: *answers call and makes direct eye contact with Eskel*

Lambert: Hey, Aiden.

Eskel: *chokes on drink*

***

Geralt: Okay Lambert, truth or dare?

Lambert: Truth.

Geralt, smirking: Why did you get kicked out of the brothel?

Lambert, looking absolutely horrified: Oh no…

Aiden, whipping his head around so fast Eskel almost shits himself: You fucking what?!

Lambert: Look, you can’t be mad at me! I was just there, minding my own business-

Aiden: We both know that’s a load of crap, Lambert, you’re lying!

Lambert: Does this look like the face of a liar?

Aiden: You really don’t want to hear my thoughts on your face right now.

Lambert: Ok, you know what? Fuck you!

Aiden: Later. Now listen here, you little shit-

Geralt, laughing: Living my best life.

Eskel: Oh my God, Geralt, what did you do, they’re going to kill each other.

Geralt: This isn’t about them.

Aiden, siting on Lambert and beating crap out from him: Really Lambert, I expected better from you!

Lambert, rolling them and pinning Aiden to the ground: Then that’s your own fault! I’m not responsible for your expectations!

Aiden: Bite me!

Lambert: Where?

Aiden: ...

Lambert: So you going to take a swing? Or you just going to staring into my eyes?

Aiden: Hmm, what was that? I was busy staring into your eyes...

Labert: Oh you beautiful bastard! Just punch me already!

*Berengar enters room*

Berengar: What the fuck is going on here? Are they fighting or making out?

Eskel: At this point, I honestly can't tell.

*later*

Lambert: Eskel, how do I get revenge on Geralt?

Eskel: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest.

Lambert: …

Lambert: Berengar, how do I -

Berengar: Brick.

***

Aiden: How do you usually get out of these messes?

Lambert: I don’t, I just make an even bigger one that cancels the first one out.

Aiden: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Lambert: Oh, I’ve had worse.

***

Aiden: I’m fucking an idiot.

Eskel: Isn’t that grammatically wrong? Shouldn’t it be “I’m a fucking idiot”?

Aiden: No, I’m fucking an idiot.

Eskel: ???

Aiden, sighing: Ok, watch out.

Aiden: Yo, Lambert, are you high?

Lambert: What?

Aiden: High!

Lambert: Hello!

Aiden to Eskel, pointing to Lambert: That’s the idiot.

***

*witchers face complications during the contract. Lambert is abducted for the ransom*

Lambert, offended: You think I’m only worth 10.000 crowns?!

Kidnappers: What?

Lambert: Give me that *takes the megaphone*

Lambert: Make it 1 billion and we can think about it.

Aiden, from outside: LAMBERT SHUT THE FUCK UP!

***

Lambert: Okay, okay, what if I microwave a spoon? Steal some bees? Oh, oh, let's try to fuse corn and apples!

Aiden: What the fuck?

Aiden: Lambert, I asked you how we should spend our anniversary, I clearly do not remember requesting for ways to disappoint your family.

Lambert: Sorry, force of habit.

***

Lambert, drunk at 1AM: *in pajamas and blasting ABBA in his room* Gimmie gimmie gimmie my man after midnight! Won’t somebody help me-

Geralt in the other room: Aiden is dead. Get over it and go to bed! There’s your help.

Lambert: [drunken sobs]

.

[mainlyabatfamandnct-geek]

I AM BACKKKKK

i have been silent on tumble for way to long and i am sorry. i guess i just lost motivation to write. i decided im gonna take some time off of writing incorrect quotes for the batfam/dc and marvel and show you guys my other interests!

so you probably didnt know this but i am a pretty big kpop fan. suprise. not that original ik. but one of my all time fav (possibly my ult group) is NCT and ive been stanning them since their SM Rookies days so i am a SENIOR fan lol. Recently since school is out and im super free ive been spending a ton of time watching agents of shield, burn notice, naruto, rurouni kenshin, jujutsu kaisen, a ton of movies from my childhood and NCT fan edit videos and meme compilations. soooooo why not put my growing obsession and built up fantasies of NCT to good use and actually make some content? 

ive also been watching a lot of musicals like hamilton, six, dear evan hansen (so excited for the new movie), the greatest showman, mean girls, etc. and the schuyler sisters is currently stuck in my head (no seriously ill just randomly sing “eLiZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” in my head for no reason) so i may or may not make some posts abt that.

ALSO. i am SUPER PUMPED UP abt Black Widow. like even more pumped up than i was for Loki and TFATWS. im sososososososo excited i cant stop talking abt it and pissing off my brothers.

AND THERES A NEW HORIZON GAME COMING OUT. i cant wait to play it. i really really really loved Horizon Zero Dawn  so you can imagine how pumped i am for Forbidden West. honestly i kinda wish they made a whole game abt Rost’s backstory just bc its so fucking sad and you dont really learn much abt it in Zero Dawn but they might go deeper into it in Forbidden West and I really hope they do bc its really interesting and sad.

ive been playing so much TLOU especially TLOU2 and Uncharted. I recently beat The Lost Legacy and it was really great. My brother didnt really enjoy it much for whatever reason but i was just happy to see Chloe and Nadine’s chaotic love hate relationship lol. I also think the new phone feature with taking the pictures and all was a nice added touch, it really accentuated the arrival of a new character and made it really obvious that we werent playing as Nate anymore. Like usually Nate would write things down in his journal and draw the objects and puzzles himself, but i think Chloe using her phone to do the same shows us that shes not as ig “into it” as Nate is. its like shes willing to put in the work necessary but make it easy and fast. kinda goes to show the more thief part of her and the lack of the “history nerd” thing that Nate has, kinda like Sully in a way.

Anyway enough abt me ranting what ive been up to. its time to make a slight change to the profile and username and make my first actual post for MONTHS.

[kittysukagasterfics]

Skeleton Birthday

Note: People were asking about it so here it is! Gaster’s birthday! Also, I have an important message at the end so keep reading until then! Anyway, onto the fic!

Handplates belongs to: @zarla-s

Summary: It’s Gaster’s birthday! Yet the skeleton doesn’t seem to want to celebrate it when the day arrives. Can Sam convince him otherwise?

    “*You ask Gaster why he’s being so difficult about this!”

     Gaster sighed in annoyance as Sam gently started hitting their fists against his chest. He and Sam were relaxing on the living room couch while the brothers were napping. He had just casually mentioned that his birthday was in a couple days and suddenly that’s all Sam would talk about now. They’ve been asking about his plans for his birthday and weren’t satisfied when he said that he would rather not do anything. Now the Human won’t quit bothering him about it and it was getting annoying.

    “Sam, will you please let me work? I would actually like to finish a report without your nonsense interfering...”

    “*But he hasn’t told you what he wants for his birthday yet!”

    “-sigh- I already told you...I do not want anything for my birthday nor do I wish to celebrate it.”

     This apparently was not what Sam wanted to hear and started whining about it, well, at least whining in his opinion. They probably would’ve kept going had Gaster not threatened to take away their cookie jar privileges. The Human just huffed in defeat before laying down against the skeleton’s chest while sitting in his lap, deep in thought. They wanted to make their boyfriend happy with a birthday celebration but he wasn’t being very helpful. Maybe he just wanted a small party with all his loved ones? Whatever the case may be, Sam would make sure Gaster had the best birthday ever! Now they just needed to start planning it...

    ‘*You attempt to get up only to find yourself trapped in Gaster’s arms.’

     Sensing that Gaster probably wouldn’t allow them to leave anytime soon, Sam decided that a nap would probably help with their planning.

~~~~~~

    “*You ask Flowey if he knows what Gaster would like as a present...”

    “𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎. 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎.”

     Sam looked at the flower who was reading a book with a pout on their face. They were currently in Sans and Papyrus’ room trying to figure out what to do for Gaster’s birthday. Toby was too busy sleeping in their lap to help but at least the brothers were willing to help. The two skeletons were just suggesting things like cake and preferred presents though.

     The Human tapped the crayon they were using against the writing pad. Maybe they should try asking someone else for their opinion. Hopefully she wasn’t too busy at the moment. Grabbing their and the brothers’ coats, Sam carefully moved Toby off their lap and picked up Flowey’s flower pot despite his protest. Gaster was still working on his laptop when Sam told him that they’re going for a walk with everyone and that they’ll be back soon. The scientist nodded at them, telling Sam not to get into any trouble.

     Sam didn’t take everyone through Snowdin Forest like they usually would though. Instead, they immediately went towards Hotland where Alphys should be, hopefully not too busy to talk. The lizard didn’t hear any of them come in and got scared when Sam excitedly greeted her.

    “*You tell Alphys hi!” ‘*She yelps and jumps a bit before noticing you...’

    “Ggh-! O-Oh, hello there, S-Sam...D-Did you need anything?”

     Alphys nodded as Sam explained about them making plans for Gaster’s birthday but the skeleton didn’t seem to want anything, whether it be presents or even a party. The lizard wasn’t even surprised to hear this. She and the King always had a hard time getting Gaster to accept their gifts to him, let alone allow them to celebrate. She understood what Sam was going through right now. Although, Alphys was secretly hoping being with the Human would change that way of thinking. She was more than happy to give them some advice, or, as good as advice as she could muster.

    “M-Maybe you could um, do s-something romantic with him? L-Like a date? Then you two could share a piece of cake together while s-staring into each other’s eyes...”

    “*Ok...”

    “A-After that, you’ll be carried b-by Gaster to your dark, shared b-bedroom and-”

     Sam and the brothers just stared at Alphys in confusion when she began to ramble on about the birthday date, face turning a bright red. Flowey looked like he just wanted Alphys to stop talking. The Human decided it was probably time to get home to start making dinner. They told their friend goodbye although they weren’t if she heard them over her mumbles and left the Lab with the brothers and Flowey.

    “PARENTAL UNIT, WHAT ARE YOU AND DAD SUPPOSE TO DO IN YOUR ROOM? ESPECIALLY WHEN IT’S DARK AND YOU BOTH CAN’T SEE?”

    “*Um, you’re not sure...Hopefully you’ll figure it out before his birthday comes though!”

~~~~~~

     Gaster sighed as he shifted through the many birthday letters he had gotten in the mail. He had also gotten a few presents, mostly from Alphys and the King. Sans and Papyrus had drawn him some birthday cards before he left for work that morning which was nice but the skeleton hadn’t received anything from Sam yet. Maybe they finally stopped being stubborn and just accepted that he didn’t want anything special for his birthday. Getting out his house key, Gaster unlocked the front door to a dark house, only to immediately notice a flickering light in the kitchen and someone moving around in there.

     He cautiously walked into the kitchen which revealed that the person was just Sam getting something out of the oven. Gaster sighed in relief but was confused about what exactly his lover was doing.

    “Sam? What are you doing? It’s too late for you to still be awake...”

    “*You smile and welcome Gaster home before motioning for him to sit down.”

     Although confused, the scientist complied and sat down at the kitchen table. After a few minutes, Sam set down a piece of chocolate cake with frosting in front of him. They explain that they just wanted to do something special for him and Alphys actually gave them a great idea. The Human invited Gaster to share the pastry with them, a flirty smile on their face. Gaster had to turn away to keep Sam from seeing the blush on his face. The two ate the cake in silence. Gaster had to admit how good the cake was though. It was a rich flavored cake combined with the sweetness from the frosting. The skeleton couldn’t contain a smile creeping onto his face. Maybe it wouldn’t hurt to ask Sam to make this into a tradition for his next birthday...

    “*You ask Gaster what Alphys meant by doing things in his dark bedroom...”

     Sam ended up having to help Gaster when he started choking on his cake from their question. Looks like a visit to Alphys and having a talk about what not to say around Sam would have to come first though...

Note: Happy birthday, Gaster! Now for the announcement...I’m starting online college next week! Therefore, I will not have time to get a new fic out by Friday unfortunately. However, I will be posting incorrect quotes throughout the week so you guys aren’t left without some Sam shenanigans! Once I find some balance in my schedule, fanfics will return to normal. I hope you all enjoyed reading the fic! Thank you everyone so much for reading! I love all of you so much! Requests are always welcomed! Stay tuned for more.