#anyway anyway anyway.

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

it's funnier when they fight in French. and Diary, you'd think a girl whose mama died in childbirth; whose daddy gave her away to a mean old auntie, who beat her, cause no one said she couldn't, who died in a fire but came back by the blood magic of two demons, well you'd think that girl wouldn't know what funny was. but you'd be Wrong, diary. and if I told you, dumb diary, that that same girl was being raised to kill like her demon parents did; to take two souls a day so she could stay in the same Flat Chested, hair-less Crotched, Fourteen Year Old Baby Doll Body, as her mind and spirit turn nineteen. twenty. twenty five. sixty three. three huuundred fifty eight, you Dumb, Dumb Diary, I bet you'd say to anyone who would listen, "fun? Fuuun???? how does she even get up in the morning??" well. let me tell you something, you stuck up, flower covered, three dollar fancy Fuckin' paper diary: I'm doin' just fine. and how do I know that? 'cause the first man I killed called me the devil, and the last boy I killed, the last boy I'll Ever love in this world. called me an Angel. so that means I'm on the right path! and that means there's soooo much more fun out there to have. I'm just gettin' started.

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[orpheuslament]

friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

[1-jar-of-stars]

On Friendship.

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[vrepit-salt]

[kiwi]

anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[pyroinfusedtiger]

Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle”

[shrubsparrow]

It's in the eye of the beholder

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

that article going around abt firefox's new ad program is annoying bc it's phrased as though "mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!" when. that's not what's happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol