#anyway WHAT THE FUCK

[thecryptidzenith]

When Schrodinger was talking about the cat in box that's both alive and dead, he was talking about Kalina. She's a goddess's familiar, she's a plague, she worked for Fantasy MI6, she died, she came back, she got rage stared, she snapped her own neck, she came back as the companion for a god borne from a Fantasy Mormon child's misplaced belief. She's alive and dead, good and evil. She worked tirelessly for 800 years towards one goal and then fucking abandoned it (maybe.) Her goddess thinks she can fix her. Her goddess's wife always hated her. She is everyone's problem at all times and holy shit is she a Problem. What a fucking legend.

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

GAH

[p4nishers]

WHAT DO U MEAN CROWLEY WASN'T IMPRESSED BY AZIRAPHALE ON THE FIRST MEETING?????? WHAT DO U MEAN AZIRAPHALE IS VERY STRUCK BY CROWLEY??? WHAT DO U MEAN SMTH ABOUT HIM MAKES AZIRAPHALE'S EARS PICK UP?!;!!! WHAT DO U

[ceryslikesstuff]

GUYS THE ARCANE ENDING HAVE ME LIKE

[fizz-pop-thwip]

Just missed a 'foot play' tag on ao3. That fuckin website should have stayed down for longer I can't handle this shit anymore 💀

[blackberryjambaby]

i keep having dreams about having too many teeth in my mouth. last week i had three rows of teeth in my bottom jaw & i brushed them carefully & when some of them came loose i pulled them out or spat them out & there was blood & my gums felt raw but it was normal. this week i had two extra teeth behind one of my top central incisors & i brushed them carefully & thought about how i'm going to have to get them removed because they made the roof of my mouth hurt & my gums felt raw

[aroace-poly-show]

nothing could have prepared me for this fucking show

[fridayiminlcve]

there are such few things that make me genuinely upset and that poll has straight up skipped that step and gone straight to hellfire rage mode

[cattatoir]

Doctors offices are really like

(call and give them information)

(call and give them information)

(call and give them information)

They don’t have the information

(call and give them information)

Someone tells you they actually need a form

(give them information)

They don’t have it

(fax them)

They don’t have it

(email them)

They don’t have it

(hand it personally over)

You’re assured they have it

(They bill you wrong because they don’t have the information)

[brightlotusmoon]

This one person insistent on praying for my cerebral palsy worked at one of those clinics. She had a look in her eyes that frightened me, like she wanted to find my soul and wrap it in a bunch of those WWJD silicone bracelets. It actually was violating.

Is anyone else just... exhausted?

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[mythtakens]

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

[secondbeatsongs]

hey. what the fuck does this mean

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

[tagmusicblog]

Source. Thanks for posting this😁😁

“CAVE: Blixa [Bargeld, former Bad Seeds guitarist], usually after a record, would come up to me and go, “Darling, we’ve made a good record.” And then, “Goodbye.” That always meant a whole lot to me. DOMINIK: Would he tell you if he didn’t like something? CAVE: Oh, yeah. One time I wrote this song called “Sheep May Safely Graze,” which was about my child, and how I’ll protect him from the wolves and the crocodiles. It was, to be fair, a pretty sentimental kind of thing. Blixa came over and said, “Darling, let’s leave that one for the child.” [laughs] “Go home and play it to him. Let’s not inflict that on the world.”

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