#anyway ME AND WHO

[yrsonpurpose]

Alex ± Henry's waist

[shenmaomaos]

[traditionallymodern]

me and the bitch i did Not pull by being incredibly off-putting

[poems-of-a-lover]

who wants to go see a movie that we dont rlly care abt so we can sit in the back and make out JUST KIDDING ur gonna sit thru that movie and listen to me whisper jokes abt it the whole time and continuously ask u if u think im funny tricked u loser

[talkshowboyluvr]

[franthonyofficial]

what if we all just die

[bishounen-jump]

when i was little my grandma gave me a harmonica bc 'children love musical instruments' i guess but anyway i was looking up what kind it was so I could actually play it and i found it was a two person harmonica.

a two person harmonica

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[vulpinesaint]

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

[transmechanicus]

Every time i’ve had to replant anything with serious roots and shake the dirt out i just can’t unsee the parallel

[stemmmm]

more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great

[aluminumneedles]

I'm knitting in the corner at a party

and guys my age stop by to tell me I remind them of their aunt, of their grandmother. This is a compliment and I take it as such. They confess to having tried crochet once, and I smile. They get back in line for the bathroom.

I'm knitting in the corner at a party and a queer woman sits on the floor next to me, arranges her skirt, and smiles up at me. (I try not to blush.) She asks me all the questions on her mind about my craft and I answer them, hands still moving. We swap yarn sources. She doesn't stay, but she knows where to find me.

I'm knitting in the corner at a party and everyone knows where to find me when they need a minute, when socializing is too much and the music is too loud and they need to catch their breath. They pretend to be checking in on me, which is sweet, but I can see the relief in their eyes the moment they stop performing for a house full of people. They sit down and tell me things and all the while they never take their eyes off my hands.

The party has wound down and I'm still knitting and the hosts, two guys in their twenties, thank me for "helping to curate the vibe." I had no idea that's what I was doing. I leave the party having forgotten to drink anything and without that woman's number but with many rows added to my top-down raglan sweater. I call it a night, and a good one.

[monkesupreme]

ref

a satisfactory answer for Selina

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly