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But Jesus said unto him, Judas, betrayest thou Son of man with a kiss?
closeup and rambling under the cut :)
slowly healing from religious trauma by viewing the Bible as a work of literature (rather than The Old Book That Runs My Life) and its interesting as fuck tbh,,, also I recently watched Jesus Christ Superstar for the first time and I am absolutely obsessed. Gethsemane and Heaven On Their Minds go so damn hard. Anyway I felt like doing an actual rendered piece and was having thoughts about Judas Iscariot and this was the result!!
#jesus of nazareth#judas iscariot#cw religion#how do i even tag this#jesus fanart#religious art#religious imagery#jesus fandom#jesus christ superstar#exmormon#anyway Jesus was chill as fuck#love that guy#wish people would actually love thy neighbor#instead of being hateful yk
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Zelda
She/her, 65 moons, cis molly
#Zelda (cat)#<- so it doesn't go in the fandom tags of the game lmao#Loner#honeyclan#<- the save file she's from. I'm gonna say she lives nearest to them#warrior cats oc#warriors oc#kiri’s clangen#clangen#She also doesn't have the chest spot on her sprite but I thought she looked better with it so. Y'know#I made her fur so massive but I need it to be known that the rest of her is massive as well. She's jut very large#also I HAVE RETURNED TO THIS BLOG!!! Can't say how regular activity here will be but I'm queueing this on thursday to go up on friday#and I've got three more finished cats to go up the three days after that. We'll see how many more I draw before the queue runs out#I'm doing hermit-a-day-may over on my main blog and I'm coming up on the end of the schoolyear so I may be mostly swamped until summerish#but I'd like to pick back up with posting these during the summer. I have some ideas for a comic that I'd like to do but I haven't written-#-it out yet becuase I want to get these designs done first and I think I'm about halfway through all the cats I have? across 5 different-#-clans two of which are very large so. Mass extinction events will be on once I start playing moons again!!#anyways sorry for rambling but I'm very proud of my next few designs. I think I've found a good method for doing them quickly. It involves-#-using actual reference images for the poses lmao#EDIT I lied I'm not even close to halfway#I've got 66 out of 181 done meaning I have 115 left#jesus fucking christ ITS FINE it's fine it's just a lot. not a problem though#I can pick up the pace after this next month or two#it's chill
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dude EVERY Sherlock Holmes discord server is the most stressful environment for someone like me to be in I swear- I'm not used to big public servers where anyone can see your opinions and every channel HAS to be used in a specific way and if your conversation drifts you have to move like holy. shit
the chill autistic man's nightmare, additional anxiety about not being where you're meant to be in a DISCORD SERVER
#personal bullshit#like most people are really nice but mods freak me out#maybe thats cuz I have a fear of authority and my experience with discord mods is the opposite of pleasant#but jesus fuck#I dont like having to move channels every time a conversation naturally drifts#idk idk I only use personal servers so im not used to that kind of environment#I mean I totally get it#people want their servers properly organized so thate fair but just doesnt mix with me LMAO#anyways this is my complaining party over#might make a server of my own so that it can be a bit more chill
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i once accidentally ruined my friends dream of getting a sugar rush by going on a rant about how it doesn't actually exist and was created by a theory on how sugar caused adhd and it could be cured through diet. i still feel bad but what do you want me to do? not share the relevant information?
#fuck ben feingold and the feingold diet#PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE IN IT TOO#anyways. thank you maintenance phase for more random information thatll just make me angry#whenever people say the wrong thing and they don't believe me when i tell them so#dw my friend belived me and we were chill. i think we got out oyher friend to teach us about rubix cubes or smtg#jesus were such nerds lmao
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Oh I IMMENSELY fucked up this morning now I'm gonna be almost an hour late to work 😭
#i found out like 10pm last night the car rego expired so id have to make my own way#shift starts at 8. takes about an hour to get there. i checked transport times#tired brain somehow fucks up and ig sets 8 as the 'leave at' instead of 'arrive at' time#i think ok awesome i will take this bus at 8:06 that will get me there 8:47 a whole 13 min early....m#i guess i was also mixed up bc i take that bus in the morning to school at a bit after 8#first thing this morning i got up and got pancake batter and half asleep and glasses-less i dropped an egg on the floor#but anyway i left with my tea and my pancakes and my wits intact....#until i looked down at 7:58 and thought WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I START IN TWO MINUTES WHAT#so i ran. slowed. called my store. thankfully the manager on is really nice but idk if i clearly communicated the scope of my lateness#i just said id be 'pretty late' and he said its alright buddy take your time#god im glad i got him hes a really nice manager very chill#but AHHH MY GOD HOW DID I MESS UP TIMES THIS BAD#I LEFT AT 7:56 INSTEAD OF BEFORE 7!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!#anyway my bus got me to the station now im waiting for my train. it should be fine-ish but manbhhdhdhehfhf my god#idk if ill work 50min less or stay back an extra 50#but avdhdvhehfhfdbhdhd DUDE IM SO PISSED AT MYSELF
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ppl really b acting as if there's only one specific ship that has weird shippers that will complain about ppl not shipping their otp. it's literally always the case you either get fucked over for liking a gay ship or for liking a straight ship or for liking a toxic ship or people just start going "oh there's nothing wrong with the ship but the shippers💀" and you don't fucking know what they're talking about. like can we all just chill. the weird shippers r everywhere it's called some ppl are assholes sometimes. it's not fandom specific
#it's like with the “x ship sent death threats to the author!”#first of all : proof?#second of all: I've heard this for multiple diff ships that is not new that is not exclusive to one fandom or one ship.#sometimes ppl in fandom r too invested and do stupid shit#god#I'm sorry I doomscrolled another Instagram reel comment section#it's just. I'm so tired of ppl talking about mha's fandom as if it's the worst thing of all time?#first of all no its not? fucking chill?#second of all. if the fandom is ruining the show for you then genuienly get off the internet#third. so sorry but half of the time when ppl say the mha fandom is awful they're either calling it cringe (fandom is always cringe get over#it it's ok) they're complaining about everything being gay (so you're a homophobe ok. literally what is wrong with making character queer#ON OUR OWN INTERPRETATIONS OF THE STORY. DUDE.#)#or theyre just.... picking up random shit thats been rumored to have happened or that's just an isolated thing that happens all the time in#every fandom (refer to my earlier points)#genuienly. if the fandom pisses you off that much. get off the internet . block the tags. like for your health.#it's so annoying to try and look at mha stuff or even TALK IRL#WITH PEOPLE WHO LIKE MHA#(i am not fucking with you this has happened)#and being told or reading that oh mha is fun but the fandom sucks :///#sorry you don't experience whimsy and are incapable of curating your own experience?#Jesus#(there's also the ppl who r like ugh mha is mid mha sucks in like comments of mha fan but like fuck these guys#you're entitled to your opinion I if you don't like mha that's fine I'm not going to throw eggs at you but like...#why do u feel the need 2 go into a comment section of stuff that is about mha to say that mha sucks actually and the author is bad and the#characters r badly written and blah blah blah. LEAVE ME ALONEEEE)#Anyway maybe one day I will finally leave Instagram but for now I can't bc fukcing. ppl r on there#mumblings//#rant
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Posting this here for receipts in case someone decides to steal this killer line of poetry I wrote for a spotify playlist description of all things (and which, together with the title, sounds like the heading of an essay that I would immediately want to read very badly):
#original#will wood#suburbia overture#playlist#I had to get real creative with the word limit because the third line got cut off on mobile every time#if anyone likes this enough to want to write an image description please do#i need to go to bed.#white culture#christianity cw#actively resisting the urge not to add all the catholic tags bc i KNOW that's a self-harming activity for real#if living in America hasn't made white Christians recognize that they have built their churches on the bones of thskr#*on the bones of their own botched divinity then this post sure won't#and then I'd have a bunch of people in the notes who want to argue but the argument always goes#- 'hey bud what about this huge logical fallacy in your own moral code?' - 'God said so.' - 'cool cool good debate everyone.'#anyway jesus is just a cop who puts all the bad people in the bad person hole - just like real cops.#there's a reason white christianity and white supremacy go hand-in-hand.#nobody's got a shorter memory for atrocities than the white catholic.#do you think we learned about residential schools at catholic school in my 99% white suburban township?#of course not! we didn't even learn about the crusades!! i learned about residential schools on tumblr at like age 27!!!!#fucking. chilling. that it took that long for me to find that out#i really really hate the culture i was raised in#our churches were filled with everything except divinity. - and also ANY people of color#in my 18 years of being forced to attend mass i NEVER saw a Black person in ANY of those buildings.#which is Fucking Weird.#I don't think I ever saw any people of color actually. i absolutely never spoke to anyone non-white before i was 11.#and i didn't have a full conversation with a Black person until i was like 16. we weren't okay.#there is a special kind of sickness to white culture that chokes out the soul of our own kindness. it's rank. it's rancid.#fuck your culture. i will exist in radical queer spaces til i die.#my parents are democrats btw. it wasn't a fundamentalist household. it didn't have to be.#we were told racism is bad but taught it was basically over. which is a great way to produce a shitload of racist white kids.
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finished iron flame 👍
#I do think it improved in the second half I was mindlessly enjoying myself at the end there#though I do have. several gripes with the writing#and the first like. third to half. Jesus FUCK their relationship drama sucked#it did improve if never completely go away#but i am worried in whatever sequel. the cliffhanger will in fact being them right back to jeopardy#anyway. xaden’s got real overpowered mc energy lmao#chill out dude#though to be fair. violets got a healthy touch of that as well#in that sense they’re perfect for each other#anyway. now I will hopefully be able to focus tomorrow#as I did not get nearly as much done today as I wanted
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Mrityunjay: Durykarna (2)
“Karna, you win Yagyaseni/Draupadi in the wager (here; the swayamvar)! If she rejects you, then I’ll see what is to be done. Win this wager, not for yourself but for me.”
“I will do anything for you. Grandsire Bhishma won the princesses of Kashi and offered them to your grandfather Vichitravirya--in the same way I shall offer Yagyaseni to you!”
Karna paused for a bit before continuing, “I will offer the lotus of Yagyaseni (here; she is referred to as the lotus flower) at your feet, but on one condition--”
“What condition? Pray tell! I’ll accept it regardless.”
“I will participate in this wager at the very end. Moreover, after winning you ought to fulfill a wish of mine.”
“What is it that you wish for, tell me!”
“The town that I was born and brought up in...Champanagari is fortunately in the kingdom of Anga. So, I wish for you to declare my hometown as a royal city! The renovations for the city shall be announced in Kampilya itself.”
“Karna, you really are something else (literal trans. ‘You are blessed’)! Even if you had asked for the entire Kuru empire in exchange of Yagyaseni, I would’ve given it to you. But you simply asked for the rehabilitation of the place you were born in. I swear Karna, you are the divine symbol of true, selfless love!”
I drew him in a close embrace, hugging him tightly. He was overwhelmed. He took my hand in his and patted it gently, affection evident in his action.
For the love of--! I just couldn’t figure out who Karna actually was.
I glanced around the entire pavilion. All the known-unknown kings of Aryavarta were present there. The fragrance of Draupadi has maddened everyone then! Magadh’s emperor Jarasandha, Shalya--the ruler of Madra, the king of Sindhu Jayadratha, Chedi raj Shishupal. It was an assembly of many mighty heroes!
But I don’t know why none of these warriors felt as brilliant and attractive to me as Karna! To tell him as much I leaned to my right side to whisper in his ear (the literal trans. is ‘I brought my mouth near his earlobe’ DEAR LORD), but he was distracted. He was just staring at Shri Krishna without so much as blinking once! I tried to grab his attention with our usual tactic, by lightly hitting his elbow! He was startled as he turned to look at me. My lips parted to tell him about his beauty but was interrupted as the Panchal crown prince Dhrishtadyumna walked in with his sister...Yagyaseni.
@rorapostsbl
#Duryodhan...baby#this bitch has no chill send help#like jesus you're in Draupadi's fucking swayamvar STOP FLIRTING#i'm sure you've already told Karna how pretty he is a gazillion times over#tis is not the time OR the place plej#plus not Dury being subtly jealous that Karna's is distracted by Krishna of all people Lmao#fellas is it gay to think that your bestfriend/bodyguard/second-in-command is the most beautiful man in the entirety of fucking Aryavarta???#likewise is it gay to be 'overwhelmed' when your bestfriend/benefactor/the person you'd do ANYTHING for hugs you tightly?#you be the judge Lmao#anyway#no heterosexual explanation for literally anything that comes out of Dury's mouth about Karna#mrityunjay#marathi novel#karna#duryodhana#karna x duryodhan#durykarna#mahabharat#mahabharata
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One funny thing to me is that sometimes my bestie will send me reels like this one
And I have to be like. Bestie I appreciate that you’re on my “side” ig but 1 I’m just having fun and 2 in no way did he treat me like his bf and our FIRST text conversation he was like “hey I don’t want you to get the wrong idea bc I don’t want a relationship”
#like. if anyone was “in the wrong or immature here it was for sure me#but I KNEW that going in that’s why I’m not upset or anything#I’m literally chilling and my friends are so mad for no reason#how do you say I’m literally not mad in a believable way. bc I’ve tried and they have NOT believed me#and then I’ll mention us hanging out off handedly and they’ll be like details now I’m like ok here’s the highlights they’re like wtf.#I’m like. I didn’t give you details for a reasonnnnnnnnnnnn#it’s not happening. it’s okay. it’s fine to be weird flirty friends. that’s fine.#also. I kinda. don’t agree with the original post anyway? like. the line between platonic and romantic is so vague like. doing stuff and#then realizing you might have been giving the wrong impression so you communicate what you want is not immature. it’s actually the opposite#so idk#my bestie has been in a relationship for a year and is like. anyone who’s not willing to commit rn is immature like. girl. I don’t even know#if I want to commit. so it’s literally so beyond okay.#the fact that we haven’t fucked yet is honestly? maturity I think. or maybe he just had the entire world convince he wants me and doesn’t#but I think what’s going on is he does like me but doesn’t want a relationship for mental heath reasons (he has kind of implied this im not#pulling this out of my ass) in which case. i do appreciate that he hasn’t tried to sleep with me (bc i would say yes and that would probably#me worse/harder to get over/ignore)#these tags are an essay Jesus. I’ve been drinking all day on the beach lmaooooooo#also it’s my birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy#work guy -_-
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T*ylor s*ift incident renders entire country's social media unusable and news unwatchable more at 9....
#SHUT UP NO ONE CARES ABT HER UR SO ANNOYING I'M GONNA KILL U WITH HAMMERSSSS#The way there's already a massive line for that thing... That's in 2 days.#... That is at least 1k long... I should have never talked shit abt 1D fever in 2011 bc it actually seems chill and reasonable#In comparison like Jesus fucking christ why is she coming here and it's the 1st time too... The world's most annoying ppl are#Having a field day... Why must we suffer 🥴🥴 and I have beef with pmore for this#My best friend was deadass saying Idk why they did this I doubt most swifties even give a shit abt pmore AND I WAS LIKE RIGHT#Like that they didn't seem to have much Fandom overlap and these mfs are supporting too like girl. It's pmore#wow anna said something#anna's shitposts#Anyway can you imagine how tired we are... 13 years for *this* shit? That we even go to?#And omg the roads and transport are gonna be worse than whenever theres a HS show... This country wasn't made for this#Literally pandemonium#*1km what#*can't even go to my keyboard loooooves eating words <3 love and light
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Okay I'm only halfway through but if you want to lose your goddamn mind about the state of the planet (more than you probably already have) please read Fire Weather by John Vaillant because oh my god.
#for the record id drafted this like a third of the way through#and was like 'hmm maybe i should wait to finish it before i post it.'#but jesus fuck#also if you grew up somewhere with wildfires as a regular occurrence you will be screaming during the entire account#I've said 'jesus fucking christ' aloud at least four times because holy hell#screeching at people seven years and three thousand miles removed is like. god.#anyway truly chilling book thus far which was exactly what i wanted it to be so 10/10#megs is reading
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#being in a fandom that so casually accepts its antis because it's about a rival ship/a ship a lot of people dislike sure is. an experience#like just. wow#i bitch a lot about stuff but you really truly never know how lucky you are in your chill fandoms that yeah sure#have their idiots but those are like. a handful of them that you can just block and move on#until you're suddenly in a fandom where you multiship and like. 90% of people liking one of those ships are just casually anti-dogwhistling#- through the day about the other ship#like are yall?? okay??????#jesus christ#you can just. dislike a ship and be normal about it it's. not such a hard concept#also you can.... like. not pretend to be holier than thou for disliking a ship. like. it's so OBVIOUS it's about ship wars be serious it's#just embarrassing jfc#'but he did - ' he's not real and i want them to fuck nasty get off my dick#ANYWAY
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pls keep your fingers crossed for me that after finishing this course i will never have to talk to this dude who took it with me ever again, bc otherwise i'm about to do something drastic.
#lily talks#sorry i gotta rant in the tags#i like to think that i am a pretty chill person#but this guy#is2g he drives me up the wall#he's constantly following me around like a lost puppy and won't stop messaging me#and on top of that he's decided to 'escort' me to my bus every day after our class#today i quite literally 'escaped' by power walking out of the building before he could pack up his things and follow me#but for fucks sake#i am a grown woman#if you don't leave me alone to take care of my own shit i'm gonna throw you in front of the next bus#i've told him several times now that i don't want to constantly chat with him but he keeps chewing my ear off anyway#and i don't even know what his deal is#bc as far as i know he's got a girlfriend but he still acts like he wants to marry me right this instant#like no matter what topic comes up he's got to compliment me for it somehow#and i know that this probably sounds like complaining on a high level but jesus christ#i don't want your attention#and maybe it's just me but it feels especially over the top since i basically don't know thsi guy????#like#we've had one course together that was only about a week in total#and he's acting like that?!?#honestly it makes me really fucking uncomfortable#not in a creepy way but it's just uncalled for#and honestly if he keeps this up i don't know what do even do anymore?#like i've already told him to tone it down but he didn't#i'd just block him if he keeps doing it#but i'm worried that i'm gonna run into him on campus again and that he's gonna confront me if i did that#in conclusion#i am uncomfortable and irritated
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i hate customers i need to gnaw their arms off pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls
#hen party from hell today at work#my coworker who was taking their order did fuck up a few times im ngl (like she kept going back to check stuff etc altho she did get#it all correct once it was put through to the kitchen)#but like i KNOW our service overall wasnt that bad bc a table that arrived at the same time + similar size tipped us 20 eur and said#“everything was great”#but like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the hen party !!! ohhhh my god .#17 people all trying to pay separately . i need my workplace to set up a policy of no splitting bill more than idk 5 times#anyway when there was about 5 ppl left my coworker was like “would you mind splitting the bill between you? it would make things simpler”#they said sure and paid#AND THEN THE BRIDE (?) CAME UP TO US AFTER AND OCMPLAINED#amongst other things she was like “halfway through paying you told us we couldnt pay separately and at the start u said we could”#GIRL MY COWORKER ASKED IF YOU COULD SPLIT IT BETWEEN YOUS. YOU COULDVE JUST SAID “NO WE WANT TO PAY SEPARATELY”#LIKE YOU HAVE THE POWER HERE#i just .. .. we told the manager after she complained and he was chill abt it lol#but then she SENT AN EMAIL. WITH PHYSICAL DESCRIPTIONS OF US#“the one w nose piercings the blonde the redhead etc” like jesus crhist. if i gave you a gun you would def shoot me without hesitation#anyway . im sooo. i just had a coffee so now im like intensified. and i have to do hashtag homework mmm yummy#long post#<- in case the long tags r a pain. i probably couldve made a separate post but i couldnt be bothered to be quite honest. anywya. <3#live laugh love guys <33
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the xenophobia in genshin is crazyyy 😭
#likeeee within the own game world u have paimon being the stupid lil 'voice' of the player thats literally just used to say rude shit#that u cant even refute.... like the worst offenders is that she straight up says shit like 'theyre fatui u cant trust them'#or 'theyre eremites u cant trust them'#like thats crazy how the two groups we 'cant trust' are based on russians and middle easterners????#anyways i like this game but i have SO many gripes about random shit like this thats bad#some really specific combat stuff annoys me#like umm why does yelan's hydro aimed shot cooldown at a set rate when not fighting but not while fighting?? why not just make it the same?#or why cant shieldwall mitachurls take damage from behind their shields if u shoot them FROM BEHIND?? the shot literally goes thru them#it just makes using ganyu super annoying bc i use her cryo construct skill to divert the enemies so i can shoot them but with shieldwalls#they turn away and then i just still cant do damage until theyre attacking?? even if theyre frozen??#hashtag just combat mechanics that dont make sense#also why tf do you sometimes just randomly lose grip on walls ur climbing and start sliding down like ?????#i always seem to go off on the tags of my own posts and never in the post itself huh. i coulda just written all this#anyways this post inspired by zhongli story quest starting with - archeologist guy who paimon immediately goes OH NO A FATUI DROP UR WEAPON#like im sorry since when are we teyvats cop?also the dude literally isnt holding a weapon which he points out but the game still makes u go#'hes fatui we have to be cautious' when the dude is nothing but nice. imagine ur doing ur job and some random girl and her floating toddler#try to fucking arrest you for literally just chilling#anyways and then the dude is like sure you can come along :) for no reason when we were just a dick#bc they have no idea how to write meaningful/realistic npcs jesus christ#sure ppl are like 'who cares its a random NPC' i care its literally so annoying and doesnt make me want to play ur stupid game#also not to mention the pyramid quest in the desert where (worst npc) tirzad is like 'we cant trust these two (his bodyguards!!) -#- because they're eremites' and yeah its whatever disproven by jebrael and jeht being the most slayful NPCs in the game#but paimon still AGREES WITH HIM?? and at that point i was like ok so this sucks but whatever but then#as if that isnt enough after jeht joins the tanit later or wtv u have to go through a whole questline that literally ends w dismantling#their entire village?? its very much reflective of rhetoric like how jeht is the 'only good one of '''them'''' aka thinly veiled racism#like oh its fine because SHE is 'one of the good ones' no fuck you wth#and no having like 2 desert npcs in the archon quest be nice doesnt make up for some of the crazy racist shit they say in the sumeru quests#umm anyways. cant wait for fontaine where the number of characters with non snow white skin will once again be reduced to 0#because they're french right and poc dont exist in france :( /s#this is probably the longest rant ive ever gone on for this game i literally paused the game to type all that 😭
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