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makiema · 4 years ago

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finally finished writing about how much stormbringer enhances the skk dynamic which was at a nascent stage in Fifteen and anticipates the developments which happen later and culminate in Dead Apple where the faith they have in each other is absolutely remarkable! the fact that i said i’d do this in a few hours yesterday but it took me like 24 hrs to finish i have an attention span of a whole 2 minutes 💀

my favorite thing about stormbringer is that it actually builds up on the concepts/themes introduced in Fifteen so it's a glimpse into what has changed in dazai and dazai & dhuuya after one year of being together. As much as it's about chuuya confronting his past and his identity this is also about dazai’s development from who he was in fifteen. chuuya and rimbaud both left their marks on dazai and in Stormbringer we see him, actually trying to emulate or follow in a sense a way of life, that chuuya and rimbaud represented. Stormbringer is not just about chuuya, abt his test of humanity, or he coming in terms with who or what he is. it's about dazai too. it's about dazai developing or at least attempting to develop what he calls “boyish”/ “ordinary” in Fifteen. its not about chuya having an identity crisis. in fact what we understand from Code 04's last section is that chuuya never considered it as his crisis and neither did dazai. so to dazai “saving chuuya is important, human or not doesn't matter” and when dazai gives chuuya time to think abt what the operation will cost him chuuya doesnt so much as flinch form his purpose. This goes on to show unlike verlaine he doesnt care about memory and certainly doesnt consider it as the only determinant of someone being human. He cares more abt yokohama and his friends and in that, in caring abt his “family”, he is just as human as the next person. whether he’s factually human or not comes secondary to his desire to save people. This is a message that the quality of being human has more to do with embodying human qualities or humanity than having memories and lineage. so yeah stormbringer is essentially about embracing humanity but this happens on 2 levels: both chuuya and dazai embrace humanity. Going back to the boyish or ordinary bit, im talking abt this segment:

here dazai is shocked because he assumed everyone “gangsta” and everyone crazy powerful delighted in homicide, in deliberately indulging in the macabre. but he is proved wrong. He logically concluded that anyone with power more than average and belonging to the underground would kill people and delight in that because it’s a given they lack any kind of moral understanding. To that end, they’d be exalted at the prospect of relentlessly shooting a dead body, mutilating it and dishonoring it. The mafia code (any general mafia code) works in a way where honor and death goes hand in hand. So only the lowest of the low would do that to a dying person, who even when faced with certain death is loyal to his own organisation. This really shows that even within the mafia dazai is the only person whos like the devil incarnate. So yeah dazai at this sate far lower than even a mafia member. But chuuya who actually embodiess the mafia code and is incredibly loyal to his organisation and “family” [ putting family in quotes bc he himself calls his friends family 🥺] ofc kicks the gun away. From dazai’s pov chuuya being as insanely powerful as he is should also do the same. But chuuya comes along and suggests that even enemies should be shown respect where it’s due. And that is what an ordinary person, oblivious to mafia life (mafia life as in waht dazai makes of it) thinks. So in undermining the binary between “ordinary” and “mafia” chuuya proves that being mafia doesnt necessarily mean selling your soul to the devil and giving up the last smidge of humanity. In fact by embodying qualities like compassion and kindness and mutual respect, you can make the mafia a better place for yourself and for the other members. Now in Stormbringer, we see how this affected dazai. here dazai is introduced as someone mercilessly killing to set up the channel.

Now to expand the channel one would need to keep doing it right? To mercilessly kill ppl and stuff but instead what he does is hand the channel over to chuuya bc he knows chuuya wouldnt handle it like him. im not suggesting that dazai miraculously becomes v good or anything with dazai the key words is “try” or “to some extent” like in Fifteen when Chuuya asks “do u wanna live” he’s like “ not to that extent”. similarly its not to say he doesnt kill people anymore. it is that he tries to lessen the number of casualties by handing over one of the most troublesome channels to chuuya who would manage it in a much more humane way. That dazai draws from his friends/at least tries to is smth we’ll see again later on when he deals with akutagawa. He talks about odasaku and ofc its baffling to him that a mafia member as powerful as him would be taking acre of orphans. and dazai says but he cant afford to be that kind and proceeds to shoot akutagswa but again does so in a calculated way such that he doesnt end up killing him ( im NOT justifying dazai’s abuse not at all im just saying that its hard to believe he coincidentally knew the exact no of bullets that aku could block. and had odasaku’s words and his way of life not been in the back of his mind he could’ve ended up killing aku) coming back to chuuya and dazai we also see him avoiding further conversation on the jewelry channel thing as he says “leave that for now”. He does a similar thing again when mori brings up the concept of double suiciding with chuuya.

Its a HUGE thing for him to digest that him suiciding would inevitably spell the doom for chuuya. this puts an unimaginable responsibility on him. And he avoids further discussion on this. Now we know dazai is the rambly type. Even in the most dire moments he goe son with his LOONG monologues so really he is the last person who’d avoid a conversation but he deliberately does it in these 2 instances because its hard for him to grasp these things. That he can go against his nature and do a conscientious thing by handing over one of the most grisly channels to chuuya (i dont think dazai’s nature is evil. Or even if it is, its a a social construct keeping in mind the war ravaged times or its mori’s construct because he does exploit dazai to the hilt. but dazai ofc thinks of himself as non-human, devious. perfectly devilish...etc.) And also the fact that someone as suicidal as him is actually responsible for the life of someone else is really too much to take in. a whole 10 seconds pause indicates just how much he was thrown off when mori opened his eyes to the reality of things: if he dies, chuuya inexorably dies as a consequence. also i dont think the “wow” here or the next bit :

is something jokey. if it was like haha double suicide with chuuya is the worst haha wanna do it w pretty lady kind of a deal. that pause would have been unnecessary. dazai’s immediate reaction would’ve been whining and shit. the use of “froze” too implies the gravity of the situation. so ofc what is “wow” is how much meaning his life has for someone else. and for some so much....better than him. and what is unacceptable is this sad, sad truth that his life (to which he ascribes no value) would be so inextricably linked with someone else’s and hold so much meaning to them. it is like when a suicidal person at the brink of suicide understanding his life is not his own. his life and death holds consequences for ppl surrounding him. so both of these are huge things to grasp and at both these times dazai is visibly shaken up so much so that he doesnt want to do his favorite thing- ramble in a condescending tone. smth he does in so many instances. this really is a testimony to the fact that things are changing in him. the redemption process has begun. he’s no longer the kind of maniac he was before he encountered chuuya. when zuko underwent his transition in atla he was so shaken up after one (1) right decision he had a fever. i think this is true for anyone who’s trying to change. change is after all a huge thing for everyone. ofc he’ll be unsettled. so anyways this is proof that he has indeed come a long way from being someone who revelled at the prospect of meaningless bloodshed.

now coming to the concept of love he assumes he’d get sick of love and die:

and that death is the singular goal worth chasing after because it makes you feel more alive/get a fuller picture of what living entails. but here he is erring by supposing love is something that’ll bore him/have no meaning. and it cant provide him that “something” he’s looking for. at this point he hasn’t loved so he doesnt know whether he’ll be sick of it or if it'll have no impact. And yet he’s morose and regretful. this is a kind of self-imposed constraint hes putting on himself. he cancels out the v idea of love because hes convinced it isnt worth it. he hasnt even been in love okay scratch being in love that sounds romantic and i really dont mean love in a romantic sense here...its just love. in general. any form is cool. anyway so dazai is not familiar with any kind of love. He is entirely alien to the concept. he doesnt even know what a friend/partner is so he doesnt know what love is. this is cleared out here when rimbaud confesses he did everything for paul and dazai is unconvinced:

chuuya ofc admonishes him and shuts him up for good, he says dazai has no right lookind down upon smth he doesnt understand. he doesnt understand friendship, love. or loyalty. or how important those feelings are at this point. now this situation is turned on its head in stormbringer. but before we go into that let’s look at the message rimbaud had for both of them. ik he specifically asks for chuuya to “live” but there’s purpose behind including both of them in the frame. it’s a message they should both take to heart. and at the end of it its implied both are changed after hearing it:

and in this message the first bit is for chuuya. what he says is basically memory doesn’t make u human... ”you are you” just a frame or not doesnt matter. and even if hes just a frame, he is still beautiful. beauty actually is a v important concept in literature starting right from Plato to Shakespeare. i’d not bring this here but because bsd is so deeply rooted in literature i feel like the reference to beauty, and later on to soul and even warmth and also the universal tone of this message carries some meaning. so the thing is both Plato and Shakespeare were endorsed the idea of love as a force awakened in the world by beauty which then leads the soul to perfection. so humans and by extension, all life are beautiful frames that can inspire love. this concept is also there in Romantic poetry like Keats and Wordsworth all of them talked about loving beauty in nature and how that can elevate the body mind and soul. so essentially in telling this to chuuya what ehe basically means is that chuuya just by being him, by being a beautiful framework can inspire love and warmth in others and thats a great purpose! how much chuuya understands of this purpose with his one (1) braincell and his low self esteem is questionable but he gets some sense of belonging. now this is a two way relationship so ofc dazai has to be factored in. he comes in the next part:

these are from 2 different translation so the disparity im sorry ;-; but anyway, this last part abt the world being a cold place. then paul. then “warmth” is a message to dazai who’s been introduced to us as cold-hearted and having like no bearings of a human being. this is the reason why its important for both o f them to be there. now going back to chuuya being a beautiful framework, the framework can be beautiful in so far as its beauty is appreciate by someone and inspires warmth and love in someone. this again is the whole beauty/beholder nature/the romantic concept that is there in shakespeare and in Romantic poetry where both are a part of a codependent relationship. so what rimbaud implies here is that dazai can have that kind of a relationship with another person (chuuya) just like rimbaud had with paul which makes him warm and the world doesnt feel cold anymore. rimbaud has no regrets about what he did because. so the idea is that dazai and chuuya can share the same dynamic. also after this, the narrative says that their hearts are now changed and wont return to what they were before....and even their souls are refined in a way. but in Fifteen we dont have a concrete proof of how this happened bc the novel ends at this point. Instead, Stormbringer shows exactly how deep the impact of those words is:

this is the third instance of dazai showing hesitation and once again this has to do with chuuya. the seed of the dynamic that rimbaud was talking about is already germinating in him. his reactions, his fidgeting, his hesitancy, in response to chuuya’s situation is such a big contrast to his cocksure self when he’s conversing with adam and verlaine. after this of course we have:

not only does he clearly express his concern but he gives chuuya 2 whole mins to make a decision and based on that he’s prepared to overturn the operation. the success rate of an alternative plan will ofc be lesser than the og one but that doesnt faze dazai. he’s ready to turn the tide for chuuya’s sake and if this is not development idk what is. just a year ago, he was someone to whom the concept of rimbaud going thru all that trouble for his friend was a lost concept. ironically enough, now he finds himself doing something that is along the same lines. he puts chuuya above his mission. to him, chuuya is more important than getting a satisfactory result. another bit that i wanna talk abt is that one controversial section where dazai says he’ll save chuuya, human or not, and then the justification is:

i think a lot of people got mad bc of this and honestly at first glance i was peeved too. as a chuuya stan some of the shit dazai has done so far did rub me the wrong way. i love skk obv but still those were moments that kind of left a bad taste in the mouth. i’ll discuss them later on bc stormbringer helps allay that feeling. coming back to the “i wanna see chuuya suffer” part firstly context is important. ofc someone like dazai cant be expected to be upfront about his feelings with ppl (or AI) he barely knows. so what be relays to adam, is only partly true and its actually a kind of a twist in concept. the things is, and this is smth dazai knows all too well is that ppl suffer simply on account of being human. human suffering is brought on because humans, by virtue of being humans, feel. so when he says he’s willing to acknowledge chuuya as human despite what N and Verlaine said he’s already admitting that chuuya suffers. so there is really nothing “new” to see for him. he knows chuuya suffers already and he does too because they’re both humans trying to make it thru their messed up lives. also chuuya “ceasing to be human” is a p huge concern for him bc he himself is like that. just like with the suicide thing, it bothers dazai when someone else shares his situation/his fate like as long as his life is his own, he has no problem ending it whenever but the situation is complicated when someone else’s life span is determined by that decision. and similarly, as long as he is “no longer human” its not that much of an issue because he’s like resigned to a doomed fate but someone like chuuya ceasing to be human or worse yet never getting to know if hes human or not are pressing matters. so anyways what he actually means here is that in saving chuuya, he saves someone who suffers just like he does and in their case, even the cause of suffering boils down to a shared psychological conflict: what essentially constitutes being human and if im human or not. now this sharing of pain and suffering is the foundation of forming a connection with someone, which makes life a little better. here again, what rimaud imparted to dazai and chuuya is driven home. also dazai’s key anxiety is not finding meaning/anything. this “anything” can be assumed to be something that justifies life. so all his anxiety and frustration stems from the fact that there really is no discernible meaning to be found in the mechanism of life. so it is an empty pursuit because it is true that nothing can explain why feelings of pain and suffering are exponentially heavier than feelings of happiness or why after getting to experience one (1) free day we’re back to square one where life is grueling. these are questions that really dont have an answer so every time dazai like gazes into the abyss and says he didnt find anything, he is not so much asking if he’ll ever find anything as swallowing the hard truth that there is nothing to be found, no singular entity exists that can magically justify everything. again drawing upon literature or philosophy more specifically, there’s a concept called Absurdism which says the only philosophical truth so to say is this that life is absurd and looking for meaning is futile. instead what we can do is accept that it is absurd and deal with it in the best way possible, by finding little sources and moments of happiness, and strewing them together so we feel somewhat content. even if it is just for a fleeting second. and this happiness/contentment amidst a wretched life (altho temporal) can be found in friendship, in sharing, and even in having fun with people you’re comfortable with! this is actually why dazai wants to save chuuya and now it may seem like im interpreting his words through the shipping lens but thats not so and it can be corroborated by looking into dazai’s words to odasaku. after chuuya, dazai’s next attempt at friendship was odasaku who he found “interesting”. now when odasaku sort of like threw hands and chose death over having to live a life without the orphans, dazai tried to stop him not by saying stuff like life is good. and things will def change for the better. but instead he admits that living is hard and the sense of void is ubiquitous and yet he doesnt want him to up and die because then he would be sad. because the little comfort that he got from odasaku and something he probably assumed odasaku also got from him would be gone. [how much odasaku considered dazai a source of comfort remains unclear. in fact the reason odasaku gave up and died was because he did not have this. this feeling of sharing in someone else’s suffering and seeking comfort in friends in the real world. instead he was too vested in his ideal world. his over reliance on an entirely idealistic concept is actually what pushed him over the edge. and this would have been the case for dazai too had he not encountered and sought comfort and companionship in chuuya and eventually in odasaku ] so this again goes on to show how rimbaud’s words changed dazai’s heart. and in a way dazai really has been doing this unconsciously form the v beginning like by teasing chuuya continually in Fifteen. you dont expect someone as cold as him to indulge in friendly bickering and taunting so often but he does. that there is significance and even happiness in that is something he learns over time, after rimbaud’s words to him. although these things seem futile on the surface they give a moment’s respite. so although chuuya spinning dazai on a rope in stormbringer might seem weird to everyone, they still serve a purpose:

what shirase puts forward is particularly relevant here because neither dazai nor chuuya is fully aware of the extent of their feelings (or even what those feelings are like they dont know what label to put. so typical oblivious lovers) for each other or what they stand to gain just by driving each other nuts but there is something intangible but satisfying to be felt. a kind of contentment that helps him continue. one day at a time. there is no one great “thing” that can make him like wake up one day feeling like he doesnt want to die ever again. but again like i said before, the key word for dazai is “extent” so, these little things to some extent contribute to a sense of fulfilment which helps him keep death at bay. thats why he’s bent on saving chuuya bc he knows they can share in their suffering and make life better for each other. its not like he wants chuuya to suffer. chuuya will suffer nonetheless like every other human. but in suffering together there is something to be found so he doesnt want him to cease being human.

this covers more or less the intertextuality between Stormbringer and Fifteen. i just wanna talk a bit more about a couple other moments in Stormbringer that i feel are p important because they put some things in the series in perspective and also made the dead apple moment 10x more emotional 🥺 one thing that really strikes me is the absolute fanon level of comfort that dazai and chuuya share in Strombringer. its like scenes form k-drama lol.

so yeah this stuff. compare this with dazai’s reaction @atsushi when he drops im not saying that its not just a joke and that what im saying should be the right way to look at this contrast. its not like that at all. but what this does is give an estimate to the readers just how close and comfortable dazai feels when its chuuya. and this plus everything i rambling on abt for so long also gives us an estimate about the sincerity of dazais feelings. now 2 things always bothered me : the fact that dazai actually left chuuya and the fact that after the fight against lovecraft he actualy deserted him (this again can ofc be construed as just a humorous bit but still it did leave a bad taste in my mouth) dazai leaving the mafia is ofc something he had to do to fulfil oda’s dying wish but it still dint sit right with me that he would abandon chuuya. just like oda levaing is harder on dazai, dazai leaving is harder on chuuya. its always harder on the one left behind. so anyway, these sorts of things sometimes made me doubt dazai’s feelings but now that stormbringer clears it all up i do think there is a larger motif at work here. when mori offers dazai to come back to the mafia in s2 we see him saying that it was mori who kicked him out and that he did so because he was afraid dazai would usurp his position. so he set it up in a way that dazai would be forced to leave but on his own accord. now more than usurpation i believe what mori really did fear is that dazai had no allegiance to the mafia (which is actually true) bc he doesnt have that sense of loyalty and that to him his friends were more important than swearing allegiance to mori. (which again is true). so by getting oda killed, the message that mori seemed to be giving out was if dazai didnt leave he would do it again. and if we consider ango’s betrayal which had already transpired at that point, the one mori would next target to sort of get at dazai would inevitably be chuuya. this is only conjecture but still, i do believe this might as well be true because then it would explain why dazai didnt carry chuuya back to the base after their fight [something he was v comfortable doing in Stormbringer. in fact in the first case he carries chuuya back to the billiards bar and not to the mafia’s base so he could hear albatross’ last words 🥺] its because mori needs to know unlike dazai, chuuya is absolutely loyal to him which regrettably he is. it kinda becomes imperative therefore on part of dazai to make it seem that way to mori. that they really are at each others throats and that dazai is insignificant to chuuya. and that the mafia comes before dazai. (which is not true bc we see chuuya protecting his friend [shirase] while also staying loyal to the mafia in Stormbringer)

mori also in his own way tries to provoke hostility b/w them like in Dead Dpple when he was all like yeah so dazai is the star and chuuya is merely bait. so it kinda makes sense if dazai left the mafia not only to like do good work but also to protect chuuya from mori. also the fact that chuuya did the same thing— left the Sheep and joined PM to protect Shirase from the mafia makes be believe that my speculation is plausible given all the parallels we find between dazai and chuuya.

and the last bit is about the brilliant Dead Apple scene and how much added context it gets in light of Stormbringer.

in this scene dazai first says: “you used Corruption believing in me?” and then the translation is “how beautiful” which is an okay translation but the exact thing dazai said was “nakasetekurerune” which literally is : youre gonna make me cry you know? now my knowledge of japanese is like duolingo level but i do know “nakasete” has to do with crying and “kureru” is used by the receiver to indicate he’s receiving a feeling/object from someone close. so basically chuuya trusting him is something so beautiful that it could almost move him to tears. now lets look at dazai’s intro in Stormbringer:

dazai, being dazai, ofc would be able to tell genuine trust from fealty out of fear so ofc the fact that chuuya has this kind of blind faith in him is overwhelming for him. also stormbringer really expands on the sight effects of Corruption in full detail. its so PAINFUL and to think that chuuya would jump into it right away for dazai’s sake.....no wonder he is so soft when deactivating him. and then he proceeds to flirt for a little bit with the Snow White and the kiss of life reference. but this flirting doesnt seem even a little out of place now. it doesn't feel like smth meaningless or smth that dazai is just saying as a joke. that there is absoluetly no subtext to making a statement like that. instead that kind of flirting feels like smth inspired from a deep, deep familiarity with someone who really shares his heart and soul. when he talks to chuuya abt the problem of not knowing whether he is human or not, it is a problem that is as central to him as it’s to chuuya. not feeling fully reconciled to a human identity is a problem thats fundamental to both of them. I don’t think familiarity gets any deeper than this where you share the exact same psychological problem. so its really wonderful how we can trace the skk development now: what starts out as a crush on part of dazai or not a crush exactly rather, a feeling of perplexed admiration because chuuya is breathtakingly beautiful inside out, eventually gain all these layers and develops into something meaningful where they have so much faith in each other and where they literally help each other live. knowing someone out there shares your exact issue so you’re really not alone in this is perhaps the greatest comfort in the world. also now its clear how both of them would have turned out had they not met each other and had they not taken in rimbaud’s advice. chuuya in his desire to learn about himself and frustration at not being able to do the same would have perhaps spiralled downward and ended up becoming like verlaine. he is his double here after all. and had dazai not seen chuuya up close being the wonderful person he is, he too would have probably ended up developing a god complex and becoming like fyodor. dazai is there to save chuuya literally from dying a monster and chuuya is there to remind him he too can try and mend his ways and embrace his human side. after all chuuya has so much trust him in! (despite him having questionable methods) for both of them, it starts out as an attempt to be more human, then establishing a fruitful partnership, and finally coming in terms with their feelings to some extent. for dazai, he’s comfortable enough to engage in occasional flirting at this point and for chuuya it’s playing along with dazai’s antics (well with the ones he get 💀 pretty boy has half a functional braincell) and openly showing his concern for him. so really by confirming their feelings what strombringer does is enhance the skk development in a way that Dead Apple doesnt seem like fan service anymore. the fact that dazai would casually flirt or be comfortable with chuuya landing on his crotch 💀 all that isnt as ridiculous as it first seemed because stormbringer lays the groundwork and anticipates all the intimate/flirty skk moments that have happened till now and ig will happen again soon.

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kewltie · 4 years ago

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omfgggg pregnant!deku. imagine where no. 1 hero is not only an omega but is pregnant and it's still early in his first trimester so he's running around kicking ass but IT'S DEKU so ppl frets and worry over his safety that even villains r like uh i dont wanna mess w/ that. deku is like ridiculously popular & well like even among criminal bc he believes in 2nd chances & rehab of the criminals/villains & fight for disenfranchised youths who fell on the wrong side of the track. so yea, they fight against him but they're also kinda soft for him!!!

so when they found out their fav hero is pregnant & still patrolling there's like some super-secret nonverbal agree among them that they won't stop doing what they are doing but like,,,, nobody fucking touch deku ok or you'll deader than dead. which is ALL KIND OF HILARIOUS bc deku coming to a bank robbery & the criminals doesnt stop their crime but when they fight him, they're like super careful w/ him making sure he doesn't get knock back, fall, or hurt himself too much.

when deku finally captured them and as they're about to taken away, they happily congratulated him on his pregnancy & ask if he'd thought of names yet & one of them is like, "oh, when my husband was pregnant eating X & Y really help with the nausea." and izuku is like,,, thanks???

there's like so many ppl invested in deku's pregnancy that it bizarre bc he's not the first or the last omega to ever be pregnant but he's deku, prohero, no.1 rank, and symbol of hope. all that means is there's a hyper fixation on everything about him esp now that he's pregnant. talk shows, news channel, & celeb gossip show are all talking about it one way or another. whether he's should take an early leave of work or not bc of the danger of his job, the baby's sex, his pregnancy craving, bump watch (I KNOW), & even a countdown to his due date.

the entire country is in a baby fever just bc of deku. everybody talk obsessively about it & even if you find that one person who does not care they def know someone who does. all this happen while deku just go about his day like all of Japan isnt watching his every move lol. the strangest thing about deku's pregnancy is that there's no sign of the other parent?? deku isnt even dating anyone. he never mention any alpha AT ALL, only declaring that he plans to raise his baby all by himself as a single parent which blew their fucking mind bc wtfffff.

look, deku is the most famous omega around, sitting high atop of the world as the no. 1 hero & is adore by the mass--he's greatest omega of his generation some would say so yea there's lot of expectation & hope place on him but deku is deku & he does what he wants. ppl speculate that maybe he's pregnant bc he had a one night stand and this was accident, maybe he has been in a secret relationship all this time, maybe this baby was from a spurned lover or WORST yet a produce of rape... LIKE there's so many rumor swirling around but the answer is actually v v v simple. deku has always wanted a child and since he's nearing 30 right now, he thought it's hightime he has one and the other father? JUST A DONOR. it's nothing serious or complicated as ppl imagine to be.

deku wants a kid and now he has one!! but ppl just can't comprehend how it could be that simple when the most notoble omega in all of japan decide he wants a kid W/O having a mate and he's going to raise this baby all by himself and nope he's not even going to quit his job at ALL to have a family. deku is just--blowing their mind lol

the world doesn't so much get over it as they just kinda get dragged along bc deku does not give a single fuck wut other think and proceed to be immersed in his pregnancy and try to survive the next 6 months while everyone waited on bated breath to see what deku does next. the only thing that stick is the constant rumor mill of who is the donor of deku's baby. they assume that deku wouldn't just pick a stranger bc he's sentimental like that so speculations run amok about every alpha that is closely associate with deku.

there are public polls, betting rings w/ billions on the line, televised debates, internet flame wars, and ACTUAL ARGUMENTS B/T FAMILY/FRIENDS/COWORKERS on who the fuck is deku's donor! even more than deku's baby, they're fucking obsessed on finding out who is the actual donor. the thing is it's not THAT big of a secret. all of class A are in the loop, his mom know (ofc), and even his agency but they all managed to keep it a secret bc deku's privacy is the utmost important & beside the other father would literally MURDER them if it ever get expose.

this is how it went: bullied by his pr team, deku went on a variety show where they have to babysit kids & put through various childbearing challenge while cameras record them for entertainment purpose. It's there when deku realized "ah, I WANT THIS. I WANT THIS V BADLY." deku is climbing close to his 30 now, he's well established presence in the hero world, and his life is pretty stable so it's high time he have his own little family but the thing is babies are two ppl business. they don't just come from thin air so deku did the next best thing.

katsuki would like to say he didn't see this coming the same way you would not expect to be attack by a shark on land, but in this case deku is that fucking shark & katsuki is the idiot that get completley blindsided by him when deku cornered him one day and asked for his sperm.

ok, bakudeku aint dating. they have deep & complicated history that is not only confusing o everybody else but also confusing to them. 'friend' would be to light of a word but anything else is left undefined bc how do you explain more than 2 decades of w/e they are to each other. katsuki doesn't want to talk about the amount of time he'd used image of deku to get off while in rut just so he can survive through it, while the next few days trying to resist punching deku in the face bc he act like a sacrificial idiot who got a cross he wants to bear.

it's not 100% healthy his therapist unhelpfully pointed out but the core of all his volatile feelings have always been named deku & katsuki doesn't know how to compartmentalize it properly bc katsuki may have squashed to something small & insignificant but it's heavy & permanent. so when deku laid his fucked up request at katsuki's feet, he broke the table they were using and nearly walked out if deku didn't catch him by the arm in time.

"kacchan, pls here me out first," deku begged of him, his sweet permeating the air; he's NOT PLAYING FAIR AT ALL. whoever said alphas are the dominate sex in the world have never met an omega, a determine goal focus omega with babies on the brain like deku.

"kacchan, recently i realized that im only getting older so i want a child when i still can," deku explained. "so won't you help me? i know settling down right now is the farthest thing from your mind, but im not asking you anything like that," he continued as katsuki quietly fumed in the background. "i just want your help in making this selfish wish of mine come true. you're among my top choices, kacchan."

Katsuki jerked up. "wait, you mean to say there's a fucking list of alphas you plan to extort their sperm from?" he seethed, feeling like deku had took a goddamn knife to his pride and butcher it completely. "how many other ppl have you asked before you even came to me?!"

"im not extorting anything from anyone." Deku frowned. "and, well, you always lectured me about diving head first w/o any backup plans," he pointed out, "so i made sure to leave several options open just in case the first one fell through. see? i did thought this one thru."

katsuki nearly broke another piece of furniture at the thought of deku asking someone else to father his child as though he was just another face in a long list of ppl deku could use. "What did every alpha on ur shitty list rejected u already so now have to come to me for help?"

deku, who was no.1 for a reason, narrowed his eyes and the air crackled around them. "kacchan, this is extremely important to me so i wouldnt just chose anyone. i only know a handful of alphas i can trust and someone im happy to share the other half of my child with. you're the 1st person that came to my mind when i thought about a child growing inside of me," he said, wrapping his arm around his flat tummy. "despite our many differences you're the one i admire the most. your strength & ambition, grounded by your strong drive & work ethics. the fact that you got where you are w/ your own hands & wits to guide you, i think you're just amazing. so how could i not want those kind of qualities for my own child," deku explained. "im sure a child born from half of your genes you will shine just brightly as you do."

katsuki felt so taken back that found his tongue heavy and words were escaping him. on one hand he felt a rush of pride and a strange sensation of happiness that deku had specifically chosen him out of his potential candidates bc of the greatness he had seem in katsuki but he'd also narrowed katsuki out not bc of some sentimental bullshit or lingering feelings but he thought of providing his future child with the best gene pool as possible so his child can flourish. it's a damn ego busting for katsuki but deku was clearly a man on a mission.

katsuki hesitated and thought what it would mean to have a child out there who carry a lil part of him in them; it's unnerving and humbling at the same time. he never thought of it himself but deku had dream of this, wanted this so badly enough to beg katsuki for help.

"alright," he said finally, not knowing exactly what compelled him to agree, but the look of utter happiness spreading across deku's face as he can barely contain his joy. a single word from him had caused deku's word to shift and rearranged itself to make room for another life.

and that's how katsuki got con into helping izuku make a baby lol. but, really katsuki was the one who agreed to it out of his own will bc he's an idiot & also terribly whipped; omegas are the ones ppl should be frighten of bc once they make up their mind it's hard to move them. they're an unstoppable force, something to be reckon w/ esp when that omega is the no.1 hero who fought his way to the top of the rankings and maintain that status quo for many years despite how many times katsuki tried to topple him from that perch LOL.

katsuki already lost the war before he'd even put a foot down on battlefront the moment deku'd opened his mouth & demanded his sperm AND HE KNEW IT TOO. so that was how katsuki found himself preparing to empty his balls in front of a two-way mirror in a mating clinic bc of deku. omegas, esp males, are the most fertile when they're in heat & when an alpha go in a rut, but the both of them have this arrangment that's more of a duty than any feelings involve bc they cant risk getting mix up in the hormones. this is for deku & his future child!!! so the clinic had prepared a large room w/ two way dividing mirrors& open air vents circulating b/t the two rooms so they can breathe in each other scene where deku can have his heat on one side and katsuki can watch BUT NOT TOUCH and get his rut on so he can produce sperm.

it's uh, not supposed to be v sexy since it's all clinical & shit but bakudeku being bakudeku they nearly tear the room apart to get to each other in heat/rut madnes. deku had blushed earlier as he asked to be bind with quirk restrictions cuff just in case he go crazy which HE DID. at first the nurses there was more worry about katsuki going crazy and out of control bc he has been known to fall pretty high on the alpha aggression and they fear it would be katsuki who would be dangerous; BUT NOPE it's deku all all along who almost broke the REINFORCED MIRROR just so he can get to katsuki!!!! DEKU WHO PPL SOMETIMES FORGET IS LIKE THE NO. 1 HERO FOR A REASON. soft and sweet deku who single handedly can fuck you up with just his fingers if he want to. he's an omega on a mission and he wants that knot up his ass AND HE WANTS IT NOW.

the nurses & docs have to use everything in their toolkit to pull bakudeku apart. when it's all said and done, katsuki embarrassingly produce buckets of cum enough to last deku a looooooong long time if the first one didn't take lol while deku couldn't look at katsuki in the eyes. they are both horridly embarrass about their 'not mating' and their action toward each other there even though they never actually touch each other through out the whole heat/rut procedure. despite the fact that they DIDN'T HAVE ANY SEX, it was still the hottest exp for both.

katsuki never seen more more feral and fierce omega who nearly broke the entire room just to get to him, in that moment if katsuki wasn't in love already he would have been half way there and izuku didn't expect KATSUKI AT ALL. the way he had handle izuku was completely diff. in izuku's heat fever, katsuki was the lone anchor who'd provided him grounding. he tried to calm deku down from his ramp up hormones even though he was as clearly affected as deku. forceful but not unforgiving, commanding not unyielding, firm but gentle.

it was electric.

it was as though izuku was a wild animal unleashed and katsuki managed to tamed him and he never had even had to raise a single finger to do it. it was all in his words that cut through izuku's hazy feverish wants and desires. the kind of alpha that made deku's knees weak.

after that, they have wordless mutual agreement to never talk about it. deku got the sperms he wanted and katsuki had finally fullfiedd his obligation and isn't responsible for deku or his future child. HE'S DONE. they dont have anything to do w/ each other anymore. RIGHT??? ha.

it's funny bc izuku had his hope on a child but didn't think it would take so soon! he'd thought he would fail a few times first before he get really lucky w/ conception bc of his age now that he's older, this 'psuedo mating' can't replace real mating, & biology is fucking weird. even the fertility doc couldn't promise this procedure to insert bkg's sperm in him when he's still got in a heat fever will work 100% and if they fail, they have to wait for another HEAT to come before it could work. which mean months of waiting in b/t so izuku is desperate. BUT it took one try. THAT'S ALL IT TOOK as izuku anxiously waited for the news in next couple of weeks. he took at home pregnacy tests and when hall 3 results were positive he'd cried and called his mom but even then he didn't tell anyone bc he was so scare it just was a fluke.

he'd kept this secret until he finally got the visit to his doc and could get the firm confirmation he needed! when the doc revealed that he was indeed pregnant, izuku fell to his knees in relief bc finally, FINALLY, his dream of having a baby had came true. he's a father now!!

the doc had warned that the first trimester would be rough on him bc of his age and miscarriage is more likely for him than most male omega. maybe he should consider taking an early pregnacy leave bc of the danger his job poses to him & the unborn baby. deku had agonized over it. ultimately, he decided to continue w/ his hero work but won't take on as much stuff as before. he plans to be more careful & attentive to his safety, and defer his more dangerous work to his colleagues instead. all his friends and coworkers go out of their way to help him w/ this

izuku got an entire community of heroes WHO DO THEIR BEST TO ENSURE HIS PREGNACY GO SMOOTHLY bc look izuku may be doing this alone but HE'S NOT ACTUALLY ALONE bc he got his friends, colleagues, and mom to support him through this bc they know how much this means to him!!

katsuki was one of the last to find out but only bc deku plan to see him in person to tell him bc katsuki HAD GIVEN HIM ONE OF THE BEST GIFTS (beside OFA) and he wanted to thank katsuki in person but class A are a bunch of gossip mongers so he found out through their groupchat. it started as a joke about katsuki & his super seed bc what a fucking stud bakugou katsuki to have ONE TRY and is able to knocked izuku up so quickly lmao. w/e the fuck katsuki is doing or eating, apparently it works wonder for him bc one of his sperm luck out & hit jackpot. his so called friends cant stop ribbing into him for knocking up deku so quickly bc they know from deku's worry that it wasn't going to be an easy conception but IT'S BAKUGOU KATSKUKI, outdoing himself once more bc he never does anything by half, not even his own sperm lol.

izuku met up with katsuki right outside his agency bc he knew wassup and how to corner katsuki effectively by trapping him when he just high off his patrol when he least expect an ambush esp when he was too busy avoiding izuku's attempts to reach him bc of COMPLICATED FEELS.

it's not cowardice that kept katsuki away, but izuku was the source of all his confusing feelings already & now w/ the news that he's carrying katsuki's child now it'd gotten worst. izuku, though, was nothing if not persistent. he zeroed in katsuki right away w/ purposeful steps.

"kacchan, i'm so glad to meet you here," izuku says as though he hadn't coordinate this w/ katsuki's coworkers, who are all SOFT for izuku anyway lmao, to get katsuki alone JUST LIKE THIS. katsuki knew he was caught bc every one his friends & colleagues are FUCKING TRAITORS.

"what," he snapped, clenching the hands at his side as he tried to keep his gaze from izuku's still very flat tummy. it's weird to think a life was quickly taking shape there when it's not like izuku looked any diff but he smiling more brightly & warmth coming from his person. was this what they call the pregnancy glow? bc deku was fucking blinding that katsuki wanted to shove his hand to deku's face to block it out.

"what you want," he demanded again even tho they both know why deku was here.

unperturbed, deku smiled. "im pregnant now so thank you. you'd helped fulfilled one of my biggest dreams & im ever so grateful for it!" he continued, rocking happily back & forth on his heels but the words barely registered katsuki kept staring at the way deku's body swing out & he opened his mouth before he could think better of it.

"should you be even moving liek that ?" he asked BC SINCE FINDING OUT IZUKU IS PREGNANT HE LOST HIS MIND. as soon as the words left his mouth he knew he was a dead man walking.

izuku leveled him a glare so fierce that he actually took a step back w/ chills running up his back. "kacchan i may be pregnant but im not an invalid," izuku said with the sharp edge of a smile and thinly veiled steel in his voice. the scariest part was that he hadn't drop a single smile but the ominous threas was there. "do you want me to show you how much of not invalid i am?"

katsuki scowled, face pinching at the thought whether this was just the usual deku's bs or this was deku's bs + the pregnancy hormones that get him so rile up. either way, katsuki no matter how much of an ass he was, he wasn't going to punch a pregnant omega to prove a point.

"fine, that was dumb sorry," he said, scratching the back of his ear in annoyance. "so was that all you wanted to say?"

deku's eyes crinkle in amusement as katsuki's scowl deepens. "yea, i just wanted you to hear the news from me personally and expressed my thanks."

"i'll take good care of them," he said softly, a stray hand caressing his stomach carefully. "I promise i'll be good to them so you dont have to worry."

katsuki paused and then, "I know," he said bc he does. deku was going to be a good parent w/o a doubt. That is a truth.

deku's eyes light up at katsuki's words and there was a hint of wetness in them that katsuki had the unnerving fear that he was going to cry right here and katsuki's entire agency going to charge out & murder him for making a pregnant omega, THE PREGNANT OMEGA DEKU cry in public.

"t-thank you," he sniffs, but THANKFULLY NO ACTUAL CRYING INVOLE, "it makes me so happy to hear that you in believe me. i won't fail you, i swear!" he said it like he was making a vow for world peace or some shit bc of how serious it had sounded but this was important to him.

"yea, okay," katsuki said, looking away bc got this entire conversation was agonizing bc here he was talking to the person, but not JUST ANY RANDOM PERSON, who is carrying a baby w/ half of katsuki's dna & they're not fucking each other. like,,, that's fucking weird okay.

"that's all i wanted to say," deku told him, fully aware how uncomfortable this talk was making him, "so I won't bother you anymore." he gave one last smile and turned to go but KATSUKI WHO SHOULD HAVE LET IT END THERE found himself opening his mouth and grabbing deku by the arm.

it was careful, a firm but gentle hand placed his forearm like deku was glass that stopped him for a moment. "if--if," katsuki said, swallowing around a stone in his throat, "you find yourself needing anything, call me ok? ANYTHING i dont care just call me and i'll be there."

a slow but the brightest fucking smile he had ever seen bloom on deku's flushed face. "ok, i'll let you know," he replied, bc this was KATSUKI PUTING HIMSELF OUT THERE AND WANTING TO GET INVOLVE IN IZUKU'S PREGNACY even tho deku had given him a clean break from it. HE CHOSE THIS.

katsuki doesn't know what he was thinking then but the words slipped passed his guard before he can stop it & now he fucking doomed himself, doom himself to 3am late night calls of deku crying in hysteric at his home bc he ran out of some rare hard to find fruit bc CRAVINGS. so now katsuki had to dragged himself all the way across town to hunt for this shit. the morning news of that day was hero ground zero harrassing shopkeeper in the FUCKING ASS'S OCLOCK FOR SOME FRUIT AND DEMANDING IT NOW FOR W/E REASON, WHILE LOOKING SO FURIOUS & UNHINGED.

look, it's not like deku doesn't have an entire network of ppl to reach out to if he ever needed anything bc they would even laid down their life for him but even when he's cursing a storm trying to get deku's his midnight craving, he's so relief it's him that deku called first. besides, he firmly knew wut he had signed up for the moment he had opened his mouth. offering is help in the pregnancy process was him choosing to get involve and commit to deku & his (god fucking damn shit, he can't think of it as *theirs* bc that's too dangerous) baby. and bc this is bakugou katsuki and he never does any by halves so even though he may have been reluctant at first but now that he's firmly on board he's going in full throttle w/ no break in sight. katsuki dumps all his $$ on pregnacy & prenatal care books.

he read papers, argued on pregnancy forum, & even harassed his parents on it just so he can come at this like a fucking boss bc while he has full faith in deku to put the safety of the fetus first but also HE DOESN'T FUCKING TRUST DEKU TO PUT HIMSELF FIRST which is just as import. deku has the self-preservation of a damn child & he can't expect a *child* to take care of himself so KATSUKI OBVIOUSLY GOT TO DO IT FOR HIM. so he make diet plans, prepare prep meals for deku ahead of them, annoyed deku's coworkers to watch out for him lest he does something stupid. he make it his firm mission that this pregnancy will go smoothly as possible so even when he's running errands for deku, getting his weird ass food craving, and taking deku to visit his ob-gyn, sitting in the waiting room anxiously for any news in case SOMETHING GO WRONG.

He even drives himself crazy learning about the things a pregnant person can't do/is at risk of doing & he doesn't know how anyone can fucking take this for 10 months bc it's like walking on a precarious tight rope. it's scary & humbling and he just want deku & the baby to be ok.

there are still crimes and villains to wrangle, and the world keeps on spinning; nothing really change all that much now that deku's pregnant but katsuki finds himself personally accolating his precious time and energy toward deku & the baby. he became one of those *PEOPLE*, ugh. he never got it even when his friends had popped out spawns of their own. he wasn't going to get dragged down by biology & all that general bullshit about settling down. he's at the top of his game & prize to take over deku's position as no.1. he got no time for playing family.

yet here he is standing in the middle of a fucking baby store, staring down a damn baby crib and having a melt down. who the fuck knew that baby cribs come in so many fucking versions and THERE ARE JUST TOO MANY OF THEM. he thought he had come prepare but no this was toughs shit. he only saw this store in passing while on a patrol & thought he should drop by but the next thing he knew he got trapped here for three fucking hours just looking at baby cribs. he already got several people walking passed him, eyeing him weirdly as he internally freak out.

there are ridiculous amount of info floating on the internet about crib buying guide like the bars could only be certain inches apart, non-toxic paints, diff kind of mattress, safe headboards, etc etc. all of that to ensure the baby doesn't fucking DIE bc babies are like FRAGILE.

he calls deku & as soon as he picks up, the first thing katsuki says is, "last year, there were 1,842 babies death due to sudden infant death syndrome."

a long pointed pause, and then, "oh geez," deku answers, "where are you? I'll be right there, okay? don't go anywhere!"

#bakudeku #not!fic #sperm donor au

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heroin-antiheroine · 5 years ago

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i’m considering jumping off soon (as i’m sitting here aachhhing oww). the 1st time i ever went through full withdrawal was in october 2017 & i was still snorting, but i assume it was around a bag a day (100mg), but adjusted for bioavailability i’d say that’s around 50-something. it was achey as fuck, but could’ve been bc i was on a bloody hiking holiday with my parents & walking fuckin miles everyday while dying inside. but overall not the worst & i managed to get back to sleeping 4 hours a night by the last night (which is a fuckin godsend when ur a recovering heroin addict). the 2nd time was in april 2018, jumping off over 200mg IV-ed a day, which was god awful & i’d never want to repeat that. ughhhh muscle spasm hell & i lost so much weight bc i couldnt keep down anything but fuckin ginger tea & chicken stock. but the restless legs did go away after the 1st day & i think it’s bc i was laying down & not fuckin hiking!! but this time i’m only on ~45mg a day (bc of smoking today i actually don’t know....bc idk how much ur body actually absorbs from smoking or whether i’m getting all of it or who knows). it would be not as bad as the 1st time!! the thing is.....i was gonna do a full taper. the other thing is....my veins are so shitty. & then on top of that, my lungs are a pile of crap also. i know the drug service ppl will say to go on subs, or go back to snorting (yea cos i looooveeee losing half my drugs in my nose.....number 3 is not supposed to be snorted rly. i mean it’s possible & it does work but also.....it’s rly gross. it’s not like coke or k or number 4).

i just wanna be fuckin normal!!!! i don’t wanna spend an hour poking holes in myself & end up covered in my own blood twice/three times a fuckin day!!! i wanna go to my favourite festival with all my friends this weekend which obv i can’t do. & i did it last year, while slamming h (& god back then it was so much easier to get a hit.....im nostalgic for it lmao) but it just wasn’t as fun!! i slept better than i ever have at a festival, but i was super envious of my friends who were getting wrecked (somehow i did manage to stay up later than most of them tho hahahah). it’s no surprise that i spent most of the festival with another junkie. all i think about is being clean nowadays....and like....a real clean person, a normie, someone who has never been addicted to h (or anything else). someone who can sleep well & has passions. i know the first month or two is gonna be hard, but this is hard!!!! this is worse, i’d say. i wanna see what the drugs services ppl say. i would ideally love to go down to 30mg before jumping but idk. my veins have been alright for a whole month so hopefully this is a temporary thing cos i wanna continue with the taper, i obv wanted no wds, not even the mild ones....cos even the mild ones are kinda shitty.

i didn’t mean this to turn into a long vent post or whatever. i feel like i can only talk about this shit on here. i mean maybe one of u will understand. i keep going on about it bc it’s on my mind a lot, & it has been for 2 years god. i wish i’d never started, but so does everyone. at least i have uhhhhh life experience from it or something (that’s disregarding all the life experiences it made me miss out on). when i do decide to jump i’ll stock up on loads of helpful shit for it & i also saved watching the new season of a series of unfortunate events to watch specifically in withdrawal bc that’s what i did last year, bc that show is great but also rlyyyy long. altho i feel like all the terrifying shit in it was greatly magnified with my magnified emotions (i was like....i can’t believe i read these books as a kid.....wtf???). damn i wanna be normal. i wanna go visit my aging grandparents who i haven’t visited in...over a year bc of my fuckin addiction. i wanna travel!!! ugh bro ok now this is a whole thing.

#lol sorry #i think i needed to say this shit #i WISH that my monday group was on today....but it wasnt cos of the bank holiday #then i would've talked to them about this instead of venting online #uGH #junkie ramblings #i keep posting on here about this shit lately lol woooops oh well

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dsmposting · 2 years ago

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im posting the au b4 i watch any of the lore streems bc Jesus christ iwill NOT be normal. i bet

uuuhh so here is the,summary of it (also only going to b referring to c!dsmp members from here on)

it starts w tubbo acting kinda suspicious and purposefully avoiding talking abt or addressing his feelings (also literally anything about ranboo or michael. i hc that eret n phil usually step in n watch him 4 tubbo) as he walks around the smp kinda aimlessly until he sees tommy and they finally start talking again! and tommys been rlly worried abt tubbo bc they dont see each other as much n tubbo makes a rlly brief comment like "that wont be a problem for very long anyway" and toms assumes its just bc theyre reconnecting n plan on talking more often, but smthn about the way he says it feels wrong. he shrugs it off though

a couple days pass and tommy wakes up to find a note in his chest from tubbo!! and he says he has smthn rlly important and exciting to show him!! so toms takes a while to get ready and at some point stops bc he hears a huge fucking unnatural explosion sound waayyy off in the distance and he's like "oh thats bad. oh fuck wtf" and runs to the spot tubbo told him to meet up at to make sure tubbos okay and then . freezes in fear

bc the community house is blown up Again, but way worse than ever before. shit is on fire, the hole in the ground is way too steep and theres these weird snowy particles stuck in the air that make him feel funny when he touches them. the worst part is that tubbo is standing on a cobblestone tower in the middle of the crater and smiling at him like nothing happened.

tommy stares at him and asks why he looks so happy before tubs notices him and practically starts glowing w/ excitement. "oh my god hi!!! i didnt think youd show up already!! do u like what ive done w the place?? :D" and tommy just starts fucking shaking like "tubbo what did you do. why are you doing this" b4 tubbo does this big monologue abt how he finally finished developing a new weapon All on his Own and that now it could just be him and tommy again, but with no dream or sapnap or literally anyone else to get in the way this time!! and how he's so excited because now everything will make sense again and he doesn't have to think about things that ruin his psyche anymore and they never have to be apart again. at some point during the monologue tubbo starts staring at the sky, so tommy takes the opportunity to start tearing down the cobblestone tower while his best friend is distracted and forcibly interrupts his monologue to just fucking sit there and hug him. tubbo cries, probably for the first time in nearly a year, and tom tells him that he doesn't need to do all this crazy shit to keep them from splitting apart. hes still freaked the fuck out by everything that happened though and tubbo tells him that even if they repair the community house completely there will still be radiation in the area around it for, yknow, possible decades.

tommy realizes they could get caught for this and decides on the spot that the two of them are leaving. when tubbo asks what he means by that he starts spitballing a plan to say goodbye to phil and eret and everybody they still give a shit about and then run from the smp. tubbo takes a lot of convincing but eventually realizes it'd be safer for michael that way, and agrees to move away with him. tommy makes a point to say "if fuckin wilbur can do it, so can we." tubbo asks if they're just taking his orders out of habit again, and tommy reassures him that the decision they're making is their own because if he would never move to Fucking Utah; tubbo adds that he'd probably punch him in the dick if he ever saw him again anyway and tommy nearly cries laughing

they take Maybe a week doing what toms calls a "moving out speedrun" in which they start saying goodbye to the ppl they care about and this is p much where my idea ends. still have no idea how id tackle the ranboo situation at all but fuck it theres real lore now ig

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astereaholloway · 6 years ago

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- ̗̀ * ( sophie turner + cisfemale + she/her ) have you seen ( aster holloway ) walking around campus ? they are a ( twenty-one ) year old, studying ( botany + entomology ). we hear they are in ( theta sigma eta ), and can be ( opinionated & daunting ), maybe it’s because they are an ( aries ). they sort of remind us of ( abandoned greenhouses, spinning bike wheels , iridescent pocket knives ), maybe we can find out more ! * ̖́- + habitat

i yeet’d holliday for this child o’ mine pls love her bc i love her sm i’ll prolly change her fc to sophie turner as soon as i get tired of cropping gifs of saoirse but enjoy her face for now sksksk. like this n i’ll come to u!!

tw: fire, death, cancer, etc. etc.

gen. info

full name: aster holloway

nickname(s): n/a, give her one n she’ll cut you probably

b.o.d. - april 1st.

label(s): the hellcat, the minefield, the connard, etc. etc.

height: probably like 5′7″ or 5′8″ tbh

hometown: inglewood, california

sexuality: chaotic. lesbian.

bio. info

hasn’t had the most......stable, life

born to dahlia verbeck, a botanist, wildlife conservationist, and volunteer firefighter whose presence was very well known in south california’s environmental scene

to keep a long story short, she married maverick holloway; a sleazy low-rank cop with a smoking problem and an obnoxious personality when she was 19. he was nearly twice her age. nobody knows why she married him, or why she tolerated him

the relationship was by no means abusive, but it was lackluster

this led to dahlia having a one night stand, and baba boom baba bing, aster was conceived

the only one who knew that the child wasn’t maverick’s was dahlia’s twin brother, donovan, whose career was p much the exact same as dahlia’s

they were basically both mad scientists; when dahlia started slacking because of her pregnancy, donovan would kick it up

like ykno the twin scientists in bioshock infinite ?? that them like they were eerily alike, always finishing each other’s sentences. nightmare fuel.

the only difference was that donovan was considerably less intense than dahlia b/c dahlia was the kinda lass who would set fire to your car

anywAYs so aster was born and everything was fine n dandy until she got a lil older and it suddenly became clear that this child was absolutely not maverick’s at all because they looked. nothing alike. like u know when u can just tell ?? yeah. yeah u could tell

maverick left dahlia afterwards and it was essentially up to her to raise aster alone. donovan had his own wife and kid to take care of and sort of backed down from his career to do so. house dads ftw

aster grew up knowing her dad as some ‘deadbeat no good’ simply bc dahlia was bitter

also grew up as the kid who would hold worms over another kid’s face and taunt them w/ it. so like, playground bully. that was aster. she’s not ashamed of it

she was often left on her own to do her own kinda shit b/c her mom was always busy out in nature n’ shit but aster never minded; loved her mom a Lot

aster’s life changed when she was nine

her mother had been doing research out in the ~wilderness~ with donovan, after months of convincing him of doing this one last project with her~ when the wildfires started

it spread so fast, and they were already too far away from the road

it took them two months to confirm that the twins were dead

rather than leave aster to maverick, elaine--donovan’s wife--took her under her wing and moved across the country to boston alongside myra, her daughter

elaine always held a resentment towards aster because of her mother, but never did anything about it--it was just always, sorta, implied ?

but myra and aster got along swimmingly despite being polar opposites

aster was p much a feral child, and myra had been receiving etiquette lessons since birth, practically--like, literally

elaine put them in the same hobbies but aster always found ways to be wildly different from the ~standard~

myra learned cello and flute, aster started up on bass and drums (breaking both instruments, repeatedly, for many years)

elaine forced dance onto the both of them, and whilst they both excelled at ballet--aster switched over to a more free-flowing dance as soon as she was able to

(that and when elaine tried to put aster in sports instead of dance--figuring her fiery nature would be put to good use--aster managed to get kicked off of every single team of every single sport she tried b/c of her aggression. theyve had to fight a few lawsuits after aster’s broken a number of noses and sporting equipments)

myra was learning two languages, aster? dyslexic and could barely read english as it was; science made sense to her, however. plants? especially.

people confused myra and aster for twins nearly all the damn time, despite only being cousins, they were so alike and yet so opposite

that was, of course, until they got into a nasty spat when they were seventeen

it was something about dead parents and resentments and yadda yadda; it didn’t end well

aster wound up running away......all the way back to los angeles.

n i mean like......homegirl literally managed to run away across the gd country w/o getting caught or murdered

by the time she arrived in los angeles her aunt was sort of like ‘fuck it ur almost 18′ b/c....aster was nearly 18 by the time she arrived in the city, and elaine contacted maverick who in which found aster

aster did not want to go with him, after hearing stories about him just being no-good

but at that point, maverick was one of los angeles’ head detectives with a beautiful apartment and a beautiful wife and a beautiful dog and just kind of living his best life ?? after dahlia’s death he had really cleaned himself up y’kno

aster still kind of resented him but that was more of an inner thing

anyways she started attending ucla b/c her mother attended ucla, but her mother wasn’t a part of a sorority

it was one of those spur of the moment decisions and like nobody knows how aster ended up in theta sigma eta b/c she’s like a grumpy grandmother

but like she dun’ did that

we stan

a year ago maverick was diagnosed w cancer and has been in the hospital battling it ever since, aster is admittedly effected by it but like would never tell anybody ever

she doesn’t really tell anybody anything about her life, like, it’s a gd mystery

uuuuuuuuh aster works in a floral shop as a florist and grows her own shit ranging from fruits, vegetables, weed, shrooms, uh opium poppies yeah she Does that

it’s organic n fresh n shit like the devil works hard but aster works harder

she doesn’t really ~sell~ too often b/c she’s kinda selfish w her stash but it’s some top notch shit when she does

no she doesn’t grow in the floral shop she’s not Stupid

aster inherited some of her mother’s properties Out There so she drives up almost everyday to take care of her plants

uuuhh fun fact, aster’s part of a dance like...company, kind of? but not really ? outside of ucla b/c she hates being involved in school shit besides habitat for humanity

personality

v v v harsh tbh

she won’t beat around the bush, usually...brutally honest, tbh?

like lbr she’s kind of a bitch too

just v offputting at first b/c she tells it like how it is n doesn’t rly care abt ur problems

doesn’t go around lookin’ for new friends but if you’re tight w her then she’ll probably die for u like she’s v loyal

but if u wrong her like even once she’ll drop u and treat u like right shit

she either feels intensely or nothing at all n that’s like. smth u have to deal w/

she’s v v v chaotic neutral, bordering evil--really works in her own favors

became a botanist after her mother bc she admired her mother more than anybody else

not saying that being vegan is a personality trait

but

aster’s a vegan

n just super hardcore into saving the earth n shit?

litter and she’ll break ur nose, basically

v into sustainable living n shit. rides her bicycle everywhere if she can, rly rarely drives, doesn’t do fast fashion at ALL

v v passionate, will argue w/ u until u admit she’s right even if she’s painfully wrong

like super stubborn, v opinionated, assumes the worst of u immediately

a lil cynical, but is more realist than pessimist

BIG FUCKING GAY

like so gay

she’s not Out-Out but she definitely doesn’t hide it, just doesn’t think it’s necessary to be like ‘im gay’ every 5 minutes n doesn’t think it’s necessary to let ppl kno she’s gay b/c shes just like....its my business

kinda bitch to flirt w dudes for fun in order to lead them on, get them to do things for her, etc. etc. just to disappoint in the end

this is big dumbass energy b/c that’s how u get stabbed

unless aster stabs u first

kinda gal who’ll key ur car if u piss her off during a class debate, but will also stick thumb tacks into ur wheels n shit too

like.....i said she’s spiteful, right? b/c she can b so spiteful

really, genuinely, has no regard for other ppl’s feelings

her music taste is either heavy rock or straight up like grimes/die antwoord there is no in between (prolly listens to billie eilish tho)

owns a pet tarantula n yes she has it in her dorm n Yes she brings it out n plays w it n shit her name is stevie nicks n u better respect her

big slut

would never cheat on u but also probably wouldn’t date u in the first place bc she’s scared of like....being in a relationship b/c all of hers are p much on the rocks

probably carries around a pocket knife at all times

probably bought said pocket knife from a dude in an alleyway for like $5

myra also goes to ucla and theyre 100% still not speaking but that’s bc they’re both too stubborn to go to each other but like lbr aster misses her cousin

v unruly, nvr brushes her hair, usually got dirt on her clothes bc she’s prolly been digging in gardens or stealing flowers or some shit

bright side is tht she always smells like flowers

theta sigma eta is lucky b/c she cooks her own meals w her own fresh veggies n shit n she always makes too much food n like ? so good

but anyways she’s also got like no manners okay she’s so impolite

uuuuuuh god i dunno what else

wanted connections

ride or die

other friends of varying closeness

ex-friends ???

...like somebody she’s into but also...not into? v conflicted feelings

on-and-off-agains bc their relationship is awful n probably toxic but it just. hurt so good

ex-gfs

ex-hookups

boys she’s led on

boys she’s currently leading on

flirtatious encounter gone wrong [not clickbait] ??

enemies

enemies but gone sexual [not clickbait]

buyers of her products - either weed, shrooms, or opium teehee

roommate

give her somebody she was a uwu soft crush on but would nvr do anything abt bc gross romance !!

alternately, unrequited crushes of any sorts

fellow gays b/c gays always end up knowing each other

party pals

frenemies ??

sdfgh give me her dad’s trophy wife pleathe....it’d be so funny

childhood friends tht knew her b4 she moved to boston so like...ages 0-9

childhood friends tht knew her after she moved to boston so like...ages 9-17

or acquaintances bc she was....a mean one

A TUTOR just b/c she can rly struggle w her dyslexia

#uclas:intro

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jakganim · 7 years ago

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I'm back, and I didn't mean "coming on to strong" as in the girl making the first move but like,,being really serious in the relationship early on? Mostly I'm just nervous to talk to him bc I think I'll make a fool out of myself and expose my feelings before I have a chance to be his friend D:

ahh i see i see!! yikes i can see how that could be an issue :((

honestly, i believe in you!! you never really know til you really know. my only advice ever in these situations is to really try and get to know the person. (assuming you’d like any advice from me at all lmao i’m not very good at this) i think it’d be better for the both of you! either you find out you rly like this person and wanna pursue further or you find out it was just a crush and won’t be anything more. no matter what happens, it’s nice to have closure. unless of course you enjoy just watching from afar, which is also understandable.

edit: don’t ever be afraid of ur nerves. tbh sometimes they’re extremely helpful and endearing. when ppl are nervous when they first meet me, i appreciate that more. it means that despite it all they decided to talk to me. that’s courage more than anything else. and if u make a fool of urself, don’t hesitate to laugh about it. be upfront about it too. like hey man it’s hard for me to talk to strangers first but hEY im tryin. and i’m sure he’ll appreciate it too.

no matter what, like i said, i’m rooting for you!! even if i can’t be helpful, i’ll be with you on this journey if you want :’)

and now for a fun anecdote about jordan & crushes, under the cut cos i ain’t tryna drown everyone in my love life (or lack thereof to be more accurate) but i swear this is relevant!!

so one time a few yrs back, i had a crush on this complete stranger. i saw him once on the bus i took on my commute to school everyday. the crazy thing was, i took a bus and two subways to get to this school and he ended up being on that same bus, and later the same subway cart, which led me to believe he went to the same school as me. he did. it’s hard to make friends when you go to a commuter school. sometimes i see ppl and never see them again so i didn’t think much of this guy. he was cute was all.

later on that week i saw him waiting for the same bus going back home this time. i msged my cousins (we have a gc on katalk lmao) and was like mY DUDES. I’VE SEEN THIS CUTE GUY TWICE ALREADY. IF I SEE HIM A THIRD TIME IT’S FATE RIGHT? and they were like talk to him if you see him again.

now i’m normally not the type to talk to strangers out of nowhere ok? i mean, it’s all case by case but even tho i’m psycho crazy i’m still an introvert at heart and p shy.

BUT I KID YOU FUCKING NOT, AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT, i saw him again on the bus. this time it felt a lil like the world was pushing us together. my bus gets crowded at a certain stop in the morning cos it stops picking up people at a certain point so i’m lucky to get a seat. but there was an empty seat next to me. i knew it’d get taken though so i didn’t rly care to see who was getting on the bus (there was a huge line waiting) but when the person sat next to me i automatically looked up at them out of habit and legit did a double take bcos lo and behold it’s Bus Guy. same hat, same bag, same everything, all black getup. up close he’s cuter. i was like semi freaking out at this point. it was now or never. either i was gonna take that crazy leap of faith and talk to this guy, or regret not being the crazy one for once.

so i legit was just like hey i know this is weird but i’ve seen you on this bus a couple times already and i recognize ur bag and you go to /insert school name here/ right? and he was like !!! yeah!! and wtf we hit it off, he was very straight up and open and i LOVE that in a person. i love when they speak their mind and are receptive and all that. we were very compatible, talked like nonstop and exchanged info. he thought it was really brave of me to just suddenly talk to a stranger. i thought it was too. we were both surprised tbh. we became bus buddies. whenever we could we tried to match our commute schedules. everything was awesome, i was like i wanna be friends with this guy forreal cos like i said, it’s hard to make friends for me. or close friends at least. and commuting buddies?? the best.

turned out he had a gf and was about to graduate and was just really working on getting his life together. and when i found out he was taken i wasn’t even mad. ye i was a lil disappointed bcos imagINE but at the same time, he was such a cool dude. i gained a new friend. and knowing he had a gf meant i could get over this crush, no regrets. the worst that could’ve happened was he turned out to be a douche and then i would’ve DEFINITELy gotten over the lil crush. but he wasn’t a douche and i think it was super cool that we met like that, even if it started with me going wOW HES CUTE. and now it’s a cool story i get to tell ppl. moral of the story: make a friend if you can. take that step and i swear things will happen :’) you got this fam.

#anon #asks #I DIDN'T MEAN TO HIT U WITH A LONGASS STORY BUT #U REMINDED ME OF THIS #SO I THOUGHT I'D SHARE #SORRY IF I OVERSHARED LMAO #I KNOW DIS IS ALL ABOUT UR CRUSH BUT #I THOUGHT MAYBE THIS MIGHT HELP? or not

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shibascarf · 7 years ago

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I FOUND SOME FLUFF FOR YOU GUYS

Dug this out of my old chatlogs with @egoldtist

i think they and i both did a tiny bit of drawings for this one too

here is 50′s au:

sofa: its just the jli as a weird vaguely incompetent 50s biker gang who try to cause A Ruckus but more often than not they just band together to drive out neighborhood threats

sofa: in any period au ted totally kind of hits on booster as a joke, to like tease him, and boosters like haha yeah right funny

sofa : until the dawning realization takes him

shibe : i love that like.... paradoxically.... the more open and queer-friendly a time period is, the more closeted ted is for some reason

shibe: hahahhaha

sofa : yeah omg

shibe : like, the more likely his flirting jokiness is to be taken seriously, the more cautious he becomes

shibe : i feel like if gayness had a death penalty, ted would be running around playing gay chicken like HA HA

sofa : HONESTLY

shibe : what a strange chubby man

sofa : true but i love him

shibe : i'm just imagining biker ted's bike

shibe : which he clearly calls the bug

sofa : oh absolutely

sofa : he probably builds in a side car later

shibe : ahhhhhhh

sofa : because as is soon very apparent, booster should be no where near bikes

shibe : the sidecar is dubbed "skeets"

shibe : because its squeaks

sofa : YES

shibe : booster trying to look intimidating in that sidecare tho

shibe : big goggles and all

shibe : they pull up alongside a convertible and booster has to look UP to stare the driver down

sofa : hes pretty sour about it

shibe : he looks great when they're in the pool hall. he's got a nice leather jacket. he's tall. he's' buff

shibe : but then you follow him out to the parking lot and he hops into that sidecar

sofa : its all over

sofa : he tries to do something to prove hes intimidating which is mostly ted driving around while booster smashes what he can from his sidecar

shibe : with a crowbar

sofa : they knock an old lady's mailbox over but she catches them and theyre like OH SHIT

shibe : DRIVE TED DRIVE

sofa : she catches them and in order to avoid prison time they get stuck using up their whole afternoon fixing it for her

shibe : but they do genuinely feel pretty bad

sofa : true

sofa : they repaint it and everything

sofa : it looks pretty bad but they tried

shibe : bea and tora ride by to just... watch and shake their heads

sofa : honestly

sofa : even guy gets in on it

sofa : just to make fun of them

shibe : guy's the asshole that drives through a mud puddle nearby to get it all over them

sofa : guy better be careful that old lady'll get him too

shibe : are you kidding, he petsits her cats every summer

shibe : (no one knows)

sofa : no one can EVER know

shibe : i'm sure they all go to the ice cream parlor and dance at sock hops

sofa : oh man absolutely

sofa : only about 3 of them can actually dance everyone else is pretty bad

shibe : ted's an amazing dancer for sure

sofa : booster can probably lift up whoever hes dancing with

sofa : ohhh yes absolutely

shibe : BOOSTER AND TED DOING THE JITTERBUG

sofa : YES

shibe : booster being like man, ted, you ever get jealous that the chicks get to wear those poofy petticoats and poodle skirts?

shibe : ted's like whatt

shibe : "ahahhaha no nothing never mind"

sofa : yessss omfg

shibe : he totally has never been caught wearing michelle's when no one's home

shibe : it's not even a sexual thing, he just loves skirts and dresses

sofa : absolutely

sofa : they just look so GOOD its not FAIR

shibe : they're so SWISHY and POOFY and fun

sofa : theyre probably not as hot either

shibe : than leather? hahahhahah for sure

sofa : ted probably thinks about what he said later like

sofa : its not like he'd look BAD in them- ok wait nO

shibe : buys booster a jacket with a poodle on the back of it

shibe : like here

sofa : BOOSTER LOVES IT

sofa : he looks so happy about it

shibe : BEA COME LOOK AT MY JACKET

sofa : even though he cant wear it out much

shibe : tora tora toraaaaaaaaaaa look at this jacket

sofa : ted got it for me

sofa : teds the BEST

shibe : "why does it have a poodle on it booster"

[8 shibe : it's.... an inside joke

sofa : its between us...... 'friends'

shibe : "by 'friends' do you mean guys that make out in the boys bathroom and smoke together during homeroom"

shibe : BEA

sofa : THATS IT BEA

sofa : teds like "what cant two guys just pal around and kiss each other... for laughs.... come on"

shibe : "it's practice bea"

shibe : "we're practicing for junior prom. i'm gonna ask michelle out"

shibe : "NO UR NOT."

shibe : don't you even LOOK at my sister u creep

sofa : that's how ted realizes hes really, really actually gay

sofa : hes like kissing girls compared to kissing booster is not.. its not as good

sofa : fuck

shibe : he's at prom like "oh geeze"

shibe : "i've made a huge mistake"

sofa : hes so alarmed

sofa : on one hand hes trying to figure out how deep in denial he can be and on the other its like

sofa : what about booster

sofa : does booster like kissing girls more than kissing me

shibe : oh noooooooooooooooooooooo

shibe : booster's across the room slow-dancing with bea and sticks his tongue out at ted

sofa : ted just tries to act natural but hes totally thinking of asking booster to slow dance in private later

shibe : he's like "okay do i come up with an excuse or do i just ask him for real"

shibe : truthfully booster doesn't think kissing ted is like.... a huge amount better than kissing girls. it's just better with ted because ted is fun and good with mechanics and gets it when booster is complaining about guy stuff

shibe : but then when he considers that dating a girl would mean not kissing ted anymore he's like ........nah i'm good

sofa : no thanks

shibe : i'm dying, just think of bea/tora making a deal with booster/ted to be each other's beards

sofa : OHHH H YES

shibe : they even stage a fake pregnancy scare one time so that eveyrone thinks they're a totally sexually active teen het romance

sofa : the challenge is to not act too outrageous while theyre on 'dates' because ted will start cracking up at any stupid thing booster tries while 'dating' bea

sofa : OHH MY GOD U KIDS

shibe : bea's like "i dunno" but then tora points out that it basically means they get to go on dates for free b/c the guys have to foot the bill

sofa : it leads to extremely cheap dates

sofa : but extremely cheap dates they still don't have to pay for

shibe : i'm trying to imagine ted and booster like.... slow-dancing outside the gymnasium by the dumpster, with earth angel playing tinnily from the door

shibe : cry

sofa : ohhhh no that's too cute

shibe : michelle like... keeping watch on the steps, smiling fondly

sofa : shes very proud of her brother but also: his tastes

sofa : because despite the gang stuff teds obviously still a nerd

shibe : the sheer relief that ted doesn't want to date her for real

sofa : HONESTLY

sofa : im dying purely in thought of all the gestures booster must do that counts as "look we're going steady" but no one will like go out of their way to ask them about

sofa : like giving ted his jacket

shibe : or his ring

shibe : or his pin

sofa : or carrying his books or something

sofa : YEAH

sofa : TEDS SO FLUSTERED but hes gotta keep it cool

shibe : guy thoroughly beating the shit out of anyone that laughs about them behind their backs

sofa : its enough to scare ppl into backing off at least

sofa : guy def still teases them all the damn time tho

shibe : oh totally

shibe : but like, no one else gets to

shibe : guy cracks a joke at their expense and someone in earshot laughs

shibe : and guy just spins around like YOU WANT SOME

sofa : i bet all of them get detention together too

sofa : that's usually when they collaborate with what they have to cover up at least like, 3 of guys worst cuts, and also to fuck around and copy off of ted's homework

shibe : i love that ted is like... a nerdy biker delinquent

shibe : how charming

sofa : YEAH

sofa : ppl are like, hes a bright charming young man, but hes such a trouble maker

sofa : shaking their heads

shibe : FOR HALLOWEEN

shibe : for halloween

shibe : booster dresses in drag and finally finally gets to wear his poodleskirt

shibe : it's the only acceptable time

sofa : YES

sofa : ppl think its a joke and he plays it off as much

shibe : oh for sure

shibe : but inside, he's glowing

shibe michelle plays along and goes as a greaser

sofa : but he keeps shooting these sneaky glances @ ted and ted has to shove him like CMON

shibe : "get it, we're twins, we did a set"

sofa : yesss yes omg

shibe : and at the halloween dance booster finally gets to dance in his poodle skirt

shibe : and he looks amaaaazing

sofa : ted is on fire like. the whole time

sofa : drags booster out back like I NEED TO TALK TO YOU

sofa : (there is 0 actual talking)

shibe : ahahhahhahahha

shibe : yesssss

shibe : it's like, legitimately the best day of booster's life. and that includes the time he made the varsity football team

sofa : yes absolutely

sofa : boosters probably just really glad hes got so much goin for him

sofa : like the varsity team, and a group of people who genuinely like him, and also ted

shibe : and a sister that's really helpful and supportive when she's not teasing him mercilessly

sofa : yes

sofa : auuug h h i just realized booster must have the stupid football jacket too damn it

shibe : ahhahahhahhahahhahahh ayes eysyesyesyesyesyes

sofa : im also thinkin like....... what if...... ted needs glasses... like those really thick ones

sofa : he doesn't wear them unless hes working on something REALLY important but he still def needs them

shibe : ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

shibe : big old coke glasses

shibe : booster reading menus aloud for ted

sofa : yessss omg

sofa : ted also coming over to fix anything that breaks in the carter family house because he knows they cant really afford to hire anybody

shibe : ah oh noooooooooooooo

shibe : booster and michelle working a bunch of jobs to help their mom

sofa : y es omg

sofa : assuming of course teds family is still rich he probably like goes to... any number of their jobs and tips them with like. all his pocket change

sofa : booster keeps telling him not to but he keeps doing it

shibe : booster behind the counter of a soda-jerk place

shibe : and ted's like, yes, i would like to make a special order

shibe : "we don't do substitutions ted. i've told you this. repeatedly"

shibe : not even forrrrrrr twenty bucks??????

shibe : *sides bill over

shibe : ..... i'll go crush up some candy bars and put them in your milkshake. you're the worst

sofa : TED OMG

sofa : hes just there eating it

sofa : completely satisfied with himself

shibe : GOING TO THE DRIVE IN THEATER

sofa : OOHHH BOY

sofa : almost getting kicked out of the drive in theater

sofa : because theyre actually super obnoxious

shibe : tora working as a waitress at a drive in burger place with rollar skates

sofa : yesss yess omg

sofa : i bet tora like

sofa : puts special patches or something on everyones jacket

sofa : just so everyone knows theyre all apart of the gang, together

shibe : oh man of course

shibe : MAYBE TORA

shibe : embroidered the poodle for booster's jacket

shibe : at ted's request

sofa : OHHH YESSSSSSSSS

sofa : the exact moment tora figured out ted was sweet on booster

sofa : one step ahead of the game

shibe : when she gave it to ted, she was like "good luck ted"

shibe : he was like ????? thanks?

sofa : totally went off to gossip abt it with bea and beas just like yessss

sofa : i knew it

shibe : WELL THEY KEEP EXPERIMENTING IN THE BATHROOMS

shibe : it seems obvious in retrospect

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shibe: do u wanna talk about 50's au

shibe: b/c

shibe: i had a heartbreaking idea

[8/24/2015 9:26:22 PM] couch seat hands: oh my god absolutely yes

shibe: OK SO

shibe: i was thinking about ted going to the dance with michelle

shibe: and i'm like first of all how did she say yes, and was it even his idea

shibe: and i realized like....

shibe: booster got a date with bea first. and then ted was like "well have fun buddy"

shibe: and booster was like NO ur coming too, and ted is like i don't have a date???? and tora's going with guy

shibe: so BOOSTER was like u need to ask michelle

shibe: and ted was like hahahha yeah, she'll never say yes in a million years

shibe: and booster's like no, dude trust me

shibe: she'll say yes

shibe: so the next day, he asks michelle and she does say yes??????

shibe: which is awesome but confusing, but really cool

shibe: but then all of the next few weeks leading up to the dance, booster is working tons of extra hours

shibe: and he tells ted it's cool and whatever, but he's looking really really tired and he keeps falling asleep in class b/c he's working late night shifts at the general store

shibe: and long story short, booster's working extra hours so he can pay for michelle to buy a really nice dress and get her hair/makeup done at a salon, which is how he got her to say yes to ted

shibe: and now ted's guilty cuz he's there with michelle and it's not like he imagined it would be at all, but booster worked so hard just so he could go with a girl

sofa: AAAAHHH OH MY GOD

sofa: this KILLS THE MAN

shibe: i'm awful

sofa: u gotta tell me they save a dance for each other

sofa: like 1 at least

shibe: this is the one where they dance back behind the gym so yeah, totally

sofa: OoHHh right

sofa: yesss

shibe: but michelle looks so gorgeous, she is the most beautiful girl there

shibe: and ted still wants booster instead

sofa: aaGGHH

sofa: to be fair the carter twins are probably the most beautiful sibs in school

sofa: but gOD TED

shibe: booster and michelle do a dance together, as siblings, obvs

sofa: yesss

shibe: and then ted's like "can i cut in" and booster's like "oh, sure, ted" and ted's like "... n o can we go talk... outside"

sofa: OHHH

sofa: i am lovin this as a good opportunity to be like so u know how we kissed each other for practice? Well,

sofa: Bc those are the type of scenarios that keep me young

shibe: and michelle followed them and booster's like "NO SHHHhhhhhhhhhhh" and michelle is like

shibe: plz

shibe: we're trwins

shibe: no secrets

shibe: i know all

shibe: just like u know that i'm not a virgin

sofa: DANG MICHELLE

sofa: Michelle and booster are probably like.... the two kids u would least expect to be messing around and generally being delinquents, Bc they look like fuckin hallmark kids and also one of them is a cheerleader and a football star

sofa: but here they are

shibe: they fight tooth and nail for that popularity, hahahha

shibe: michelle with grooming and social ladders, booster with sports and working five different odd jobs

sofa: i imagine any time booster like... fucks up or breaks something at work teds always like I'll cover it don't worry

sofa: cuz obviously he's got the rich kid perks, and spending his money that way pisses off his folks

sofa: booster keeps telling him to cut it out b4 he gets cut off or something

shibe: honestly, i wonder how they started smooching in the first place

shibe: like, given the setting and all

shibe: for the 50's au, i mean

sofa: well i mean i figure it was probably like a "have you ever kissed a girl" "not really.. you?" and they agreed that if they did it strictly for practicing only, at first, it wouldn't be gay

sofa: and then it was

shibe: something like, if it doesn't kiss when you kiss a family member, it doesn't kiss when you kiss a bro

shibe: and also all the anti-homosexual propaganda usually had to do with pedophiles so

shibe: maybe they were just like "well it's nothign like that so"

sofa: ahhh truuu

shibe: oh nooooo

shibe: ted being like "holy shit i'm the worst pervert, NO ONE IS SAFE"

sofa: NOO OMG

sofa: how would booster even sort himself thru it omg

sofa: OR TORA AND BEA FOR THAT MATTER TOO

shibe: i feel like tora and bea get a pass b/c there were totally like

shibe: dime novels about lesbians and shit

shibe: i bet booster would like

shibe: go digging through his history books

shibe: and come back to ted with a long list of non-straight people

shibe: and be like "look, this is so normal, you can still be an awesome inventor when you grow up"

sofa: boOSTER

sofa: GOOOOSH

shibe: but at the same time, being like "if you want to keep this totally under wraps, we can do it. i'm so willing to do that for you"

sofa: i m gonna die holy shit

sofa: ted probably agrees with it because obviously its safer to lie low but hes also totally lousy with guilt

shibe: which is funny, b/c booster doesn't feel bad about it at all?

shibe: he spends tons of time pretending he's not poor as shit

shibe: what's one more charade on the pile

sofa: covers face

sofa: booster gold has fucking. ruined my life

shibe: he's such a sweet kind, innocent, vain asshole

shibe: protect him, universe, just as he protects u

sofa: HONESTLY

sofa: HES FULL OF HIMSELF BUT LIKE.. WHAT ELSE CAN HE DO AT THAT POINT

sofa: pls. what else Does He Have

shibe: ted must have an awful family

shibe: like, a gross dad that wants him to go into business and a sad drugged out housewife ma

sofa: ur probably right

shibe: ted probably lives in a big house

shibe: and booster throws rocks at his window and ted is like I'M ON THE FIRST FLOOR PLZ STOP

sofa: OMG YES

sofa: consistently tries to get ted to sneak out with him in the middle of the night

shibe: he's always getting off work at night and dying to go out for a shake or something

shibe: he's one of those people that gets wired and giddy when they're tired

sofa: absolutely omfg

sofa: those are probably his moments of pranking ingenious

shibe: they put green dye in bea's shampoo

shibe: but then she likes it so much she keeps doing it

shibe: prank failed

sofa: they still try to take credit for it tho later on

sofa: like

sofa: yeah ur welcome

shibe: people giving bea shit for being a "spic" and everyone like JUMPING IN TO FIGHT LIKE HEY

shibe: even tora

shibe: tora straight up pulls a girl's hair out

sofa: OOOHH YES

sofa: tora is very nice, and sweet and polite, but she can be fuckin brutal if need be

sofa: that's why the gang loves her

shibe: they all have polaroids of each other with black eyes and huge grins

sofa: ahhh yes yes yesss omfg

#boostle #boostle trash #booster baby #ted dork #WELP HERE IT IS #this is what i offer to you in these trying times

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1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?XO - John Mayer Cabaret - Justin Timberlake Lights On - Shawn Mendes Bad Habit - The KooksHow Would You Feel - Ed Sheeran You’re Gonna Llive Forever in Me - John Mayer

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?literally John Mayer so I can ask him why the FUCK he played XO in Chicago and why that was only the 10th time ever and first and only time of TSFE tour he played it

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.“Mom’s stumped us. We had absolutely no idea who she’d dredge” (I’ll Give You the Sun by Jandy Nelson)

4: What do you think about most?how terrible life is and then how much i wanna die tbh

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?“Jena should i get dropped off at your house then we can go get joe & julie?” IOWA TOMORROW FOR ED :DDDD

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?always w shirt but no pants lol

7: What’s your strangest talent?hating life as much as i do idk i have no talent

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)girls r hot n nice boys r hot n mean

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?yeah bc we were in love lol :(

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? idk i usually dont

11: Do you have any strange phobias?feet, being alone but also being in large crowds, idk theyre not very weird

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?no?

13: What’s your religion?idk man none atm prob

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?looking forward to going inside. but working and therefore reading.

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?behind bc i am ugly lol

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?um probably panic at the disco but then also the killers

17: What was the last lie you told?“its fine” bc no it is not fine i wanna fight

18: Do you believe in karma?ya i think so. maybe

19: What does your URL mean?i like Justin Timberlake and also swearing

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?weakness is probably just who i am as a person and strength is idk i dont have any

21: Who is your celebrity crush?lmao. you say this like i have one. i have many. like thousands.

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?nope

23: How do you vent your anger?talk to someone usually

24: Do you have a collection of anything?movie/concert/sporting event tickets and also empty gatorade bottles on my floor

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?phone bc im ugly

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?eh. better than what i was but could be better

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?hate is my sisters voice lol love is john mayers voice bc he sounds like a fuckin angel

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?what if i was someone else but not really someone else just like what if i was me with a better life or a differnt life in which things didnt always go so terribly for me ya know

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?ghosts maybe but aliens def

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.right arm some paper hanging off my nightstand and left nothing

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?the faint scent of clean laundry and lotion

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?hm.. great question. i feel like ive been to some pretty bad places but i cant recall any???

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?ive never been to either but east coast i think

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?justin timberlake bc hes one of the most attractive men in the entire world

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?bein happy, doin what you want, livin

36: Define Art.something someone creates

37: Do you believe in luck?yes i do

38: What’s the weather like right now?humid i think

39: What time is it?9:41 pm

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?nope to both

41: What was the last book you read?i recently finished “The Upside of Unrequited” and now im workin on “More Than This”

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?no i hate it it makes me nauseous

43: Do you have any nicknames?jules

44: What was the last film you saw?o fuck um fist fight maybe?

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?the sunburn i got in florida was terrible bc i couldnt walk for a day so im gonnna say that

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?no :(

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?brandon saad being a chicago blackhawk again, tommy la stella, john mayer, reading gay books

48: What’s your sexual orientation?bi

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?uuuuum possibly ??? idk

50: Do you believe in magic?nah but also maybe

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?in my mind yes but most of the times my actions dont reflect that especially if its been a while

52: What is your astrological sign?sagittarius

53: Do you save money or spend it?both. i allow myself to spend it as long as i still have a decent amount saved

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?lunch at panera lol

55: Love or lust?neither bc they both suck when ur alone

56: In a relationship?no lol

57: How many relationships have you had?zero

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?nope i am not talented like that

59: Where were you yesterday?yesterday. i think i stayed home all day then me mary and joe hung out and went to get milkshakes at steak n shake

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?the inside of the bra bra sitting waiting to be put away lol

61: Are you wearing socks right now?indeed

62: What’s your favourite animal?sloths my fav

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?i dont have one bc if i did ppl would like me, tf

64: Where is your best friend?at home id assume

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.whats tumblr

66: What is your heritage?im italian but i was born here and so were my parents

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?watching an episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia before i showered

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?satan satan

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?yeah lmao who hasnt tho

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?i think so sometimes but other times im the worst person ever idk how i have friends

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?fuck u boss i love dogs and if u hate dogs that much as to not understand the situation i dont wanna work for a dog hater. asshole.

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?a. maybe probably b. everything ive never done but wanted to c. probably

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.fuck. um. shit. id say love but then u cant trust the person you love so like… but at the same time i love love so much i feel like id die w/o it n ya know i dont trust anyone anyways so im gonna say love

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?srsly…..Bye Bye Bye by *NSYNC bc i cant be sad listening to that song lolol

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?9077

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?communication n openness

77: How can I win your heart?just be nice to me lol i have low standards

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?yes i do believe so

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?buying tickets to see john mayer lol that changed my life so drastically. my life is now pre john mayer and post john mayer. he literally fucking sang xo i will never get over it that will always be the happiest moment of my life im crying while typing this

80: What size shoes do you wear?8 - 9 ½ depending on the shoe

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?‘probably died because she said she wanted to die so often that death got sick of hearing it and killed her.“

82: What is your favourite word?fuck

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.justin timberlake. god im so fucked lol

84: What is a saying you say a lot?'i hate my life’ 'i want to die’ 'u should fight’

85: What’s the last song you listened to?Fools Gold by One Direction lmao

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?turquoise

87: What is your current desktop picture?justin timberlake leaning on a car lookin all hot n shit

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?myself tbh

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?uuuum idk it depends whos askin ya know. id answer certain questions if asked by one peson but not another

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?probably cry and attempt but ultimately fail to go back to sleep

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?flying or teleportation

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?when john mayer played XO at my concert obviously

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?losing all the pictures on my computer bc i keep saying im over it but im really not that was the entire past 4 years of my life in pictures and videos and theyre just gone its bullshit

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?oh man. so many. but if i had to choose one justin timberlake. wow bet no one saw that comin

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?literally fuckin no where im seeing ed sheeran in a matter of hours im not leaving. but if it were a different day lol id say amsterdam or boston

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?not that im aware of

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?when i was a smol child yea h but not recently

98: Ever been on a plane?when i was a child yes

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?um lol idk probably nothing tbh i dont wanna be held responsible for whatever happens afterwards

#questions

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Episode #4: "I made James quit accidentally because I rigged a random.org" - Brian

So.... BC quit. Don't know why (and I am not gonna enquire, I just know he is hella busy). But ya I don't know what this means going forward but im gonna roll with it. If i'm not flexible, then that is not a good winner. so ya looking forward toi see whatever happens, and if Madigan go to tribal again, all i know is that i will still be safe cause james and I will just get Keaton involved

I’m SHOCKED BC quit because I thought I was going home lmao so now I have no idea what the hell is gonna happen I’m praying we swap tbh so I can meet up with Brian or Bryce who I know sbsbsbs.

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Okay I'm super sad BC quit. They seemed like such a sweetheart. And I always hate to see anybody quit. I'm usually kind of annoyed about quitters but I hope BC is all good and it was just because they were busy... :(

This game has been really good to our tribe. We havent gone to tribal. I have a majority alliance of 4. Everyone is active and does 100% on the challenges. Its been good. Havent had much luck in idol hunt tho so probably someone already found it. Still nervous for the challenge. I want to keep winning but the bad thing in the eyes for the other tribe.

The game is always changing... and someone quitting just shows how quickly everything can change in the game. Plans set forward destroyed... alliances ruined just due to what the game might throw at you at any given time. It’s always scary but you know what... sometimes you gotta look at something bad and say hey let’s test my gameplay a little bit... that is what I’m good at and that is what I plan to do!

So we have swapped. and im not with james. This is hateful huh. first bc quitting today and now this. fuck this. and im with marie and keaton as well. ffs. oh well. time to get socialising and do this shit!

I KNEW A SWAP WAS COMING!!! I felt it deep in my bones. Do sharks have bones? I actually don't think they do. Oh well. I KNEW IT WAS HAPPENING. Obviously I'm super nervous now because I was in a great spot before. But luckily I still have my #1 Brian. And Charlie who is a part of my Four of a Kind alliance and he has an idol. Plus Anna and I hopefully can work together like we have in other games. I just hope she trusts me. Ugh and I freaking hope we win this challenge. Because OG Dinah members definitely have a target as the last intact tribe. SO much is going on in my little gay brain.

Okay my brain is going a mile a minute with this swap. I'm reconnecting with Anna. She seems excited to see me and she told me she isn't super close with Jayden or Nick so that's amazing. I told Brian about Charlie's idol. So this is good. We're surviving.

omg so we swapped and im so sad nathan isnt here but thats about it. happy to be away from jayden since he IGNORES me. when i read these after the game im gonna seem so obsessed huh KJDFSHFAKSJD. but anyway. dennis is here and hes one of my fave ppl ever! hes just so nice. we shared idol guesses and i really wanna go to the end with him. matt is pretty cool and we both stan the good place and naomi smalls so i feel like we'll be good allies. marie is a queen and super nice but maybe not super active but we both love ari so yay. naptime maynor isnt really liking my humor JKASDHF but thats ok. and kirby guy is alright too!! nicole seems nice enough if not a little standoffish but hoping for the best :s love this tribe overrall tho and really hoping to avoid tribal

I got ZType for the duels! Blessed. I can do well in this game and I can't be the reason our tribe loses in the RARE chance we do. So i'm feeling okay.

Too annoyed to write too much right now. But yet another org, and yet another swap fuck! Honestly, this is ridiculous. We have three members on either 7 person tribe, and even if we do manage to succeed in surviving another non-dinah is going to replace the voted out member... you can't make this shit up.

I knew the swap was coming. But im with Dennis which is good. He has some connections with Bryce and Nicole so hopefully they work with us. Keaton is also here like oh Boi. 👀 going to see if he wants to work with me this time. Having him around could help me in this game.

James quits by leaving the server and ignoring everyone.

https://gph.is/1neigCU my mood at my initial alliance members both qutiing time to die?

Ok so Klick quit which is kinda upsetting cuz I was grinding tf outta that challenge and I lowkey played a game with him about a year and a half ago and kinda wanted to reconnect. BUT Nathan is now on the tribe which is like the nest possible scenario. Also we have Anna so hopefully we have an easy majority. Also I assume Dennis has began running the game over on the other tribe because he is great and will probably end up voting me out at f9 or something. But YAY F14 IM NOT OUT YET ANSNSKDKLZLXKC

MY IMPACT? I made James quit accidentally because I rigged a random.org to save Charlie from doing Multitask and then James had a fit because he got it and was sleeping so he couldn't pick... I... can't believe how I'm WINNING this game? Anna, I hope you get my winner's crown READY because I'm doing the damn thing! I am sorry I made him quit because I didn't think he would kjHDAJK... but wow...

Although I am in the minority right now based on tribal lines, Nathan is someone I've wanted to work with for like eons, and I feel so much more comfortable with him on my tribe than James and letting Annabelle hold my fate in her hands. I think I have an upward battle, but I know Charlie has the idol and will warn Sharky in the case I need Charlie to use it on himself. The two from my OG tribe I got stuck with is by far the only two from Dinah that I would go out of my way to protect in this game and knowing Charlie has the idol... ugh... I don't even have to DO anything and tea gets served to me. Love Sharky.. love Charlie.. love Nathan... can't wait to thrive in this game now!

So the swap, i thought would have been really bad for us original dinah people but so far it looks like we might pull through. Nicole told by Dennis to me that she is willing to work with us but im a little sketch because she hasnt really responds to me exept like one message and then it stops. Im trying to get info from keaton and see if he wants to work with me. I have to keep an eye on him cuz he’s messy af. 👀 I think we could be a strong tribe so hopefully we win the next immunity. I rather have my no going to tribal streak going. I need to start talking to our new tribe members as well.

well james left so we got nathan i'm not upset about it i love nathan he's my person this game i think and we swapped with sharky on the tribe and i just played with sharky and we're in majority so things are really looking up here for me tbvh i feel like sharky might want to get rid of one of my OG tribe people but we'll see how it goes.

This game is weird man. I was so ready to play 2048, but Kirby Boi #2 was a quitter, so now I'm not playing 2048, both people I trusted QUIT, and Dennis is on my tribe. I am going to lose really soon. But hopefully I can find an in on my tribe and survive.

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i just want an advantage. but oh so now 4/5 of my tribe is together and im just here.. love that! not sarcastic!! miss nathan tho! so far clicking with dennis still and naptime. hes a true carly rae jepsen fan i asked his fave and he said sour candy which is like (bad) but not well known so he must actually like her!! nicole left me on read.. love that! sarcastic!! and yaa wooh loving the new tribe that guy who quit bc of multitask kind of a flop but go off now im closer to merge!

This morning finding out that James was removed was suprising. It sucks cuz i was enjoying doing the ztype. I got to 7,100 which i think its good but idk if it actually was. But im ready for this challenge and hopefully we could win in it. Definately dont want to go to tribal.

Okay Nathan is AMAZING. I love him. And I'm totally going to work with him for sure. i'm so glad he didn't flop. And Honestly I'm glad James quit so that I could work with Nathan. This lip sync challenge is going to be silly. I offered to do the editing which honestly is a big undertaking but I like to be in control and It's definitely going to paint a target on my back but if we win it'll be so great.

OMG SO FUN CHALLENGE THAT I HATE WOOH. i love this but i hate it. idk. i REALLY dont want to do a queen song so i pretended to not know who they are NNN but all that caused was my tribemates shading me... and its like... matt says beyonce is just "ok" and i need to listen to real music.??? just say u hate women and go. JK. maybe. but ANYWAYS. love dennis still and naptime is so funny love his pins! nicole left me on read some more so i sent her demi lovatos GET BACK music video and she finally responded with two 5 word msgs and ghosted again so um really loving that! kirby guy also doesnt reply a lot but thats ok totally loving only talking to 4 ppl!

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Our song is Dont stop me now by queen which is awesome. I just need to find the time to work on it later today or tomorrow morning but have an idea what imma do so thats good. Still talking to keaton but no game talk it. Hopefully soon because im still feeling sketch on this tribe. I dont wanna get voted out pre-merge. *knocks on wood* ✊🌳

Making the video was really fun. Had more fun and felt more comfortable after making the ones before were i wasnt as comfortable. This is one of my fav comps now. Cant wait to see how it turns out.

UM?? I'm CACKLING?? So Sharky showed me the clips he got from Nick and Jayden, and I'm just so confused how straight men get any sort of action when they're as stiff as them? I mean I guess they're not ugly so that probably helps, but neither of them are good at using a camera... So I'm just SO ...

I have nothing else to talk about other than how fucking STIFF the straight men are in their lip sync videos, so whew... love visibility…

worst comp for me ever like i was fine doing 2048 i could have probably helped with that but like a music video? YIKES that's not my thing at all i didn't know what to do or what to help especially since i'm so not gonna get on camera >.< i hate being useless if we lose like ugh lmfao

Okay so this challenge was...a disaster. I asked everyone to just do the song and then I'd make it look good with editing. That didn't work out. And I had more trouble editing than i thought. I feel like I dropped the ball and I'm not sued to being someone holding my tribe back. I tried to hide our bad lipsyncers. Charlie got sick. And something happened in the rush of uploading it that gave me a weird crop and a couple of cuts that I screwed up but I ran out of time. I'm feeling really disappointed in myself.

Okay we lost. This sucks. two of the judges called out the edit/effort specifically so that doesn't feel great. But I'm going to look at this as a positive. Maynor and Dennis stay safe on the other tribe. And Now I can use this to make some real connections and alliances on this tribe. Like Chad Michaels I will rise from the ashes and be the gayest winningest phoenix you have ever seen.

Ok so me Nathan and Nick should really stick with Annabelle. Easy majority makes easy game which makes happy Jayden

So we lost the challenge, but I don't feel too... bad about that. I mean if I go home, clearly I fucked the fuck up and felt too confident... but I think that I feel... good?

Firstly, thank you to the judges for recognizing my SNAP in the lip sync. I wasn't sure they were going to do my rap in the challenge, so I'm glad it was in there hehe... Now... going to tribal is a part of the game and the strategy has been lacking up till now, so I'm excited to jump in and finally explore that part of the game. It'll be a nice start to my resume, following accidentally make James quit LMFAO.

Right now, I think I'm in a solid spot. Nick said he wouldn't vote for me and I mean.. we haven't talked much, but I expect him to not lie for no reason... and I'm going to make sure to increase our conversation and expand on what HE wants to happen to just have that tea under my belt. I think Jayden is who I would like gone, and I think I'd be able to gather the votes to get that to happen. It's not like I have anything against him personally, but I just feel it's hardest to talk to him because him and I are not alike from what I've gathered. I'm the uber gay and for the uber gay and the Travis Scott fanboy to get along? Would be shocking.

I like Annabelle and Nathan a lot and I don't think they'd throw votes for me. I have my little final 2 deal going on with Nathan, but highkey I don't think I'd keep him as my #1 over Marie, if I get to the point where I meet with her, so I have no problem cutting him or Annabelle in the future. I do think it'd be better to work WITH them, especially for now, and I think they feel similar sentiments, but I don't know for sure!

But now we come to the real people I would like to protect going into this vote, Charlie and Sharky. I love my OG Dinah babies so much, and I will make sure their names aren't the targets of this vote. I think Sharky has set himself up well, and since he told me Charlie has the idol, I think we should especially be OK. I also think Annabelle and Nathan seemingly want to work with us, so .... whew...

ALSO, this is a mid-confessional update, but 2 alliances were formed. We have the "Tea Party" alliance with Sharky, me, and Nathan (the gays) and then the "Dinah Dudes" alliance with Charlie, Sharky, and me (OG Dinah's) and then I think another sub-alliance with the "Tea Party" and Annabelle is coming to fruition, so kjHDKAS... ya... I think I'm SET. I can't wait to wreck shit!

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So we swapped tribes and here I am with 3 from my original tribe, 3 from the other tribe and Bryce from the third tribe. Bryce and I know each other, and by that I mean I just blindsided him another org... oops! Hopefully he doesn’t come after me but who knows because I literally did not participate in this challenge at all! We still won though so hopefully I’ll get to redeem myself in the next one

My arms are SORE from pulling all my best Freddie Mercury moves out for this lip sync, I am SO tired. But I honestly am so glad i gave my 100% effort because I truly needed to pull through for this tribe and show them I’m not just a sitting duck. (Is that the term? Idk.)

Either way I’m glad we all got to bond through this and here’s to being safe ANOTHER round (I’ve never gone to tribal so wooooo!)

i want an IDOL or sth. but um dennis is so fun love that man. always asks daily to work with me. like idk how many times i have to tell him that he is literally the only person on this tribe to pm me first without me having to (NOT EXAGGERATION). marie and matt? no reply from marie in like 30 hours and matt hasnt been talking to me since i said idk queen. kirby guy? replies with 1 word answers and taste in music offends me NNN. nicole? who. all she does is ignore me and like somtimes she replies and ill reply in the SAME LIKE 10 SECONDS, and she'll just leave me on read JKADSFHAKSJ. comes back like 9 hours later with no reasoning on why she stopped talking and with just a "hi", and thats if im lucky! idk i hope we swap soon or merge. like the whole preswap i was praying for a swap to find some good allies bc all i had was nathan really, and now i just have dennis. maybe by merge ill have a whole 3 allies??? oh wait theres um maynor hes cool i always have to pm him first but hes at least responsive and can hold a conversation! black bear diner goes off and i WILL be eating there the next time in houston

We lost, which was hardly surprising when I saw the other tribe's video lol. So now it's not looking good for us dinahs... but luckily I have the idol up my sleeve hehe. Gonna tell Brian and Sharky so that we can use it to save us…

I was so happy that we won immunity. Stil feeling a little sketch on this tribe. Injust hope that the vote isnt charlie, brian, or sharky. And especially sharky cuz he’s my duo. Now dennis, nicole, and i are the only 3 to not go to tribal yet. Its pretty awesome amd kinda scary.

https://youtu.be/BfzG9xjtCRw

Down with the straights! I still think Jayden is going, but if Charlie ends up going I'm JUMPING because that means I've been lied to by people that want to claim to be my final 2... I do trust in Jayden going but we shall SEE!

So the tribe lost and I’m a bit nervous because I’ve only heard one name... I would have loved to saved my idol until I needed it but I think it’s very likely my name could be the second one going around... we shall see what happens though.

Ugh okay so I was hoping for a simple easy vote. But as usual there is just a little bit of drama. Nick told Anna/Nathan that he has a legacy advantage to be used at F13/F6 which is trash because that means if we lose next time he'll use that and be safe. But if we vote him out he'll gift it to Jayden and we have the same problem. Plus Charlie is wigging out because he has a bad feeling about the vote, which is totally fair because he isn't talking very much. And Nick told Anna her name got thrown out which is just untrue. This is just kind of messy and not in a cute way.

Jayden is voted out 5-2.

#episode #allmadhere

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survivorcordillerablanca · 7 years ago

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Episode 2 Confessionals

who is bryce and how long has he been on this tribe

so my daughter emma left and im the only one who stood by her side. i still have lexi on my side. hopefully adam, jordan pines (shocking) and jay. im mostly working with jordan and jay bcuz they might know lexi and i are friends. considering i was in the india reuinon chat and kicked from it on and off for weeks. also katie is in this game and i know she's bffls with adam, so i wanna work with him to keep that door open. and katie is also bffs with jordan so ILL GIVE THAT LITTLE PINES BOY A CHANCE

Me forgetting to make a confessional doesn't surprise me. Anyway I got an advantage from the wishing well thing and I'm shook that it worked to get half the tribe on call

I think I made a pretty good connection with Chris, especially based on the fact that we are in 2 orgs together. I would like to align with one more person and make it an alliance of 3, so when I get the chance to talk to Chris, that could hopefully be set up. I want to be a bit more straightforward with my goals in this org unlike in some of the previous ones I have played recently. I've been waiting for someone to come to me but maybe if I go to a couple people, they will respect and trust me more because I want to align with them. It worked well with Chris. Also everyone listen to this goddess sing:

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So, usually i don't make confessionals, because thats lame, but my boy RTP needs them. So what can I say, I'm a giver. Anyways round 1 is fine. I have a few different alliances, each sort of mixing with the other. I got a 1 on 1 of me and adam. I got a 3 person one of me Luke and Jay. And I think I am working with Ryan and Willa. Separately of course. Anyways i'm not too worried about going home. I just hope we win shit soon.

Okay fake friends!! No one though to inform me about the idol map thing JKDSFJK. I don't even quiet get it AAAAAAAA. I searched somewhere but don't think I got a response so I think I'm wrong. Also we won the first challenge yay!! I'm really scared to go to tribal b/c I don't think I'm in a majority. I want to make an alliance with like carson, charlotte, zachary, katie but I think its too soon??? But that's what people who wait to long say so idk SDDSHFSf. Taylor Swift's new song came out earlier and its so good. Its also everywhere??? Like on so many promotional things and ads shes really getting her business. The reward challenge is usually something I'd like but I finally fixed my sleeping schedule and its about to get ruined again probably. I'm so tired but I want to win. The wishing well is also strange. I didn't get chosen this time and no one told me they did either so yikes :s! Here's hoping things look less grim.

okay i really like carson. he's really fun and probably the person im closest with. I want to work with as well, Willow. she's a queen! WOO ill make a longer one soon i promise

Congrats to me for not being the first boot. That'll have to do for my first confessional I'll do a real one later Ryan please don't yell at me.

I GET SLEEP YES. Sad I didn't get it but tbh idc. I am SO tired and now I don't have to stay up. Gonna finis the Great British Bake Off episode I'm on and them I'll be counting sheep! Hope my tribe wins <3

I dreamed a dream that I searched for the idol apparently. BECAUSE I DIDN'T ACTUALLY DSFJKSFKJFK. I don't understand why I'm like this but I'm cracking up and apparently imagining I searched Churup HSFJKDFsKJF

Just occured to me that hosts see these live not at the end of the season so now I'm extra embarrassed SJDKFS

I love how we're doing every challenge I hate!!! We won reward tho and got another shot at the wishing well but I didn't find anything again lol. I am stressed for this challenge but hope their teams just like talks or something and gets kicked.

heyyyy im back! after we won immunity (bless), i kinda just.. .stopped talking to ppl but everyone else stopped talking so its fine and idc! emma got voted out and im PRETTY sure i dont know them so idc. i know willa so im happy they stayed over emma. then came the reward, where ryan slung a ball we had to catch it to open treasure chests, and we dominated ! (well not we, but the rest of my tribe), they got 4/6 balls and charlotte managed to open the chest so we won reward and a visit to the wishing well! at the wishing well, i chose #9 bc... it SPOKE to me, and... [9:15:58 AM] Ryan Palmer: Congratulations! You have earned yourself a task from the well. Once you complete this task to the hosts appeasement you may earn a special reward. This task may put you at risk if you complete it so make sure to cover all of your bases. The next Immunity Challenge will be one where you have to earn points as individuals for your tribe. Your task is to make sure you do not earn any points for your tribe, you must earn 0 points. In addition to that there will be a rule about talking in the chat, right after your tribe has earned points you need to post a comment of celebration in the chat. You may write whatever you want, but you will then be removed from the chat. If you complete this task during the Immunity Challenge then you will earn a special reward. If you do not complete this task you will earn nothing. [9:16:02 AM] carson: SDJKSDJKSDJKSDJK [9:16:11 AM] carson: Me being one of the onl;y people to not do anything during the Reward [9:16:12 AM] carson: BYE [9:16:34 AM] carson: Also Ryan ur giving me All Stars teas.... [9:16:37 AM] carson: *cvc [9:16:40 AM] carson: I literally [9:16:43 AM] carson: SFJKSDKSDJK GOD I HATE THISSSS [9:16:47 AM] Ryan Palmer: :) [9:16:52 AM] carson: THis is literally the Same as CvC SO i HAVE AN ADVANTAGE CLUE... and the challenge is one of the task challenges and these are my favorite types of challenges and im rlly mad i dont get to play!!! this reward BETTER be good... (also me not helping in the challenge, but still getting the reward sdlsks) and im having flashbacks from failing this kinda clue in challengers vs champions, so i wanna redeem myself and get the advantage! im still gonna try and fake like im doing it, by answering questions wrong etc, but then ill randomly celebrate in the wrong chat accidentally (while we'rei n the lead bc im not gonna try and lose this SDjksdkj) !! hopefully it goes well and im not exposed and we dont lose immunity. also, nor eal updates on this tribe. chris barely talks which im assuming is bc hes busy but still!!! idk who to work with, so i guess ill wait for a tribal?? kinda wanna get an alliance together soon though idk

Im gonna be bomb at this comp n here is why eg. Q: who won Bahamas? A: *me in 0.2sec* Zach won Bahamas!!!! Yes I submitted this as a VLconf too don't @me...

I'm good at puzzles??? But I'm not I guess DSFKJSF

My ADD made it almost impossible to keep up with this high speed challenge so I kept /leave on my message box the whole time hoping it would become an option to get points... man I'm a smarty pants and also now I get to sleep!

I am so stressed for tribal. I think I have something good with Carson and Zachary but I still need two votes hopefully Willow and Charlotte vote with me and we can do Eric or Chris. Chris doesn't respond to my messages ever so I'd prefer to do that honestly but idk I am just hoping it works out

Willow told me she heard Chris's name and im like "HELLL NAW IM NOT VOTING CHRIS BAI." I need Willow, and I need Chris, and there is no way either of us 3 are going to go this tribal.

So I talked to Willow and she's like "my two top allies blah blah blah. Anonymous blah blah blah" and I'm thinking to myself, "Why would you tell me that someone other than me is your top ally. You could of had me sold if you said I was your only top ally." Now I know there is someone you might keep over me." And I have strong suspicions that her top ally that isn't me is 1 of these 3: Katie, Carson, Charlotte. Either way, I am going to remember what Willow said if we are ever in merge together and I need to think about saving her or someone else, especially if one of these suspicions are in merge with us.

SO WE WON IMMUNITY! Even without help from Jay, Lexi and Willa the rest of us killed the challenge and took home immunity. I'm so happy that we won immunity because Willa was looking like he'd be the next person to go and I kind of don't want that? I know it puts me in a pretty precarious spot with my alliance since they agreed it's probably best if Willa leaves next. If I can't save Willa at all then I'll vote him out but if I can save him that would be GREAT for me. I want to get closer to Ryan and Adam. Adam and I talked during the first tribal council and we're both pretty straight forward thinkers and know what's best for the tribe so I'm interested with working with him. Ryan is someone who I really want to work with and he's close with Lexi which means I might have to vote her out so that he'll fully trust me?? Idk we'll see. I've been thinking about what Ulta will do at tribal because if a winner from that tribe ends up leaving and then we swap and I end up on an Ulta dominated tribe...that's bad news for me.

So I think I'll get at least one vote here. But I feel good with my alliance that they'll have my back. I trust carson the most, then charlotte, then zachary, but I trust them all so that's good. I think Willow and Eric are together but I don't think they'll be able to get chris and Katie on their side. Willow wanting chris is also pretty bad so idk I think I'm safe at least I hope so cuz I'm really starting to enjoy the cast and season!! Should be a 7-1 or 6-2 or 6-1-1 vote hopefully and then 4-4 at worst

we;ll.... we lost badly!! AND I DIDNT GET MY REWARD FROM WISHING WELL BC WE FLOPPED TOO MUCH... but that dont matter, tribals more important, and chris was the plan to go... UNTIL!!! today, eric told chris that chris was going and if he wanted to stay to vote out bryce. like??? What kinda crackedt world do you live in where u threaten someone to vote someone so they can stay SDJHDSJ (also returnee alliance made between me/zach/charlotte/bryce YES.) so... chris snitched (king) eric out and so we want eric out now... bc hes playing way too hard. NOW HE WANTS TO VOTE CHARLOTTE OUT TOO WHICH>>> SDKJSDKJ. i see why he went premerge so many times right now. like... if you try something over and over, and it doesn't work. take another LOOK!! but whatever i could be getting bamboozled but the plan is to get out eric bc he blew up his game by scrambling with little numbers, and withholding info (like telling bryce that he should vote charlotte and he couldnt tell him why but hed give him 3 rounds of safety DSJKSJK...) hopefully im not being dumb and im actually right. (also im actually... strategizing and forming social bonds oh wow! survivor is actually fun when you play it.) lets pray for no blindside of me or anyone... and lets get through this! http://photos.costume-works.com/full/furby.jpg

i just heard carsons voice on live tribal council and like i knew he was in high school but omg he sounds like such a smol baby and i need to protect him

#NotAGameForLapdogs

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royaltyau-logs · 7 years ago

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RAU -- F1: Royal Ball

Queen Alma: someone start ]

Assassin Lavi starts

Conman Nea strikes a cool, casual pose. hello ladies.

Queen Alma: worst start ever ]

Assassin Lavi: wow r00d I worked v hard on that } Assassin Lavi

who tf is this dude posing like some kinda hot shit

Assassin Deak idk Assassin Deak kinda wanna stab him

Assassin Bookman b e h a v e y o u r s e l v e s

Assassin Lavi you wanna stab everyone

Conman Nea i AM hot shit

Assassin Bookman this a formal event

Princess Zuki blink blink

Assassin Lavi okay but Assassin Lavi go ahead and stab him

Assassin Deak yeah but. i want to stab him like. extra bad. Assassin Deak yes

Assassin Lavi there's only room for one peacock on this dance floor

Assassin Deak thank u Assassin Deak go lavi

Queen Alma jfc

Assassin Deak live your dreams

Princess Zuki ,,,this mask is itchy,,,,

Assassin Bookman thERE WILL BE NO STABBING

Knight Kanda wait since im a knight i dont even need a mask

Assassin Bookman if you two don't get it together, we're leaving and going home

Assassin Lavi: [Alma voice] I don't remember "fuckboi" being on the guest list }

Queen Alma tru

Conman Nea [bookman voice] so help me i will turn this carriage around

Assassin Bookman yes Assassin Bookman that is me

Queen Alma please take them home Queen Alma no stabbing at the masquerade

Assassin Lavi we're getting it together Assassin Lavi our daggers that is--

Princess Zuki ,,,just kinda. fiddles with her fingers. what do ppl do at these things--

Assassin Bookman :I

Assassin Lavi okay but why not stabbing

Assassin Deak :3c

Queen Alma i s2g if u pull those knives the guards r gonna fight

Assassin Bookman because Assassin Bookman that

Conman Nea aw the queens sticking up for me

Assassin Bookman we need a plan

Conman Nea ;;;)

Queen Alma no Queen Alma im sticking up for the life of the party

Conman Nea which is

Queen Alma if u wanna get stabbed go to ur own place and not here

Conman Nea wait for it

Queen Alma not you

Conman Nea new pose Conman Nea its me

Princess Zuki can smell fakery. alma must be here

Assassin Lavi get him Deak

Assassin Deak makin my way downtown Assassin Deak walkin fast

Queen Alma why are you even here if you dont know anything about this stuff princess

Assassin Deak faces past

Queen Alma aren't you busy being sick elsewhere?

Assassin Deak and i'm killing bound Assassin Deak not really

Princess Zuki bcuz im a princess why wouldnt i be here

Assassin Deak jiji might get mad

Queen Alma because youre busy trying to run a bad country Queen Alma while dying Queen Alma which must be more taxing

Conman Nea dont kill a man while he's eating medieval cocktail weinies

Princess Zuki sounds a lot like u dont it

Queen Alma not really

Assassin Deak watches and just. holds onto lavi Assassin Deak: ...who is that?

Queen Alma my kingdom is fine

Assassin Deak points to nea

Queen Alma and not revolting

Princess Zuki ,,,,weLL UR HAIR IS BAD

Queen Alma like yours

Assassin Lavi: medieval cocktail weinies }

Princess Zuki: { big mood nea Princess Zuki MR KANDA HELP SHES BULLYING ME

Knight Kanda what do you want me to do zuki Knight Kanda stab her for mental talking Knight Kanda i can do that Knight Kanda srsly

Assassin Lavi shimmying his way on out to the dance floor. Move over Weinie, I'm the prettier peacock

Assassin Deak follows after lavi

Conman Nea as if

Assassin Deak sorry, jiji

Princess Zuki ,,,,talk to her??? ur gonna cauSE WAR THIS IS WHAT IM TRYING TO AVOID

Knight Kanda talk to her

Conman Nea i dont even need to dance

Assassin Deak glares at nea

Knight Kanda why do i have to talk to her

Conman Nea real fancy people dont have to bother with that shit

Knight Kanda shouldnt YOU talk to her

Princess Zuki is just gonna look up at kanda, kinda nervous cuz what do Princess Zuki ur a knight tell me

Assassin Deak we should show him how it's done, lavi

Queen Alma no, its the other way around nea

Assassin Lavi but ur not a Assassin Lavi real

Queen Alma real fancy people DO need to dance

Assassin Lavi fancy person Assassin Lavi ur a con Assassin Lavi a fake Assassin Lavi a sham

Conman Nea wow alma youre so knowledgeable...

Princess Zuki do i,,, dance what,,, do i do,,,

Conman Nea you should tutor me sometime 😉

Knight Kanda yes go dance

Assassin Deak clears his throat Assassin Deak t o o m a n y p e o p l e

Queen Alma are you any good at war strategy?

Princess Zuki hhhhh

Conman Nea no but im a quick learner

Assassin Deak is trying to breathe right but. so many people in one place

Princess Zuki steps forward a lil. fuck she doesnt want ppl to recognize the blue fuckin hair

Assassin Lavi who needs to bother tutoring when u can dance with someone who already knows 😉

Knight Kanda wow u guys suck Knight Kanda zuki dont even be nervous

Assassin Deak cLEARS HIS THROAT AGAIN

Knight Kanda theyre all terrible

Princess Zuki probably has her hair tied back in a bun or something with a cute lil ribbon who knows she's a cutie

Assassin Lavi grabs Deak's hands and starts leading him into a dance. Just calm down and ignore them and have some fuuun

Princess Zuki no theyre noT theyre just. di ffere n t

Knight Kanda ,,, no Knight Kanda no they definitely are terrible Knight Kanda theyre giving off the terrible vibes Knight Kanda i know these things zuki

Princess Zuki i mean alma is but i dont know the rest

Conman Nea is honestly just going to eat all this finger food

Queen Alma w o w

Conman Nea while waiting to see if this blue runt has a breakdown

Assassin Deak follows lavi and just gives a small laugh

Queen Alma this is why i like nea better than you

Princess Zuki glances at neA AND JUST. stands on her tippy toes to whisper to kanda

Assassin Lavi I may be a terrible person but my dancing is A+++

Assassin Bookman please don't get yourselves killed

Conman Nea oh shit im climbing the ranks

Assassin Deak ye

Princess Zuki: ...i'm getting the feeling that person is only here for the snacks. Princess Zuki ,,,standing on tippy toes in heels hurts wtf

Knight Kanda please dont hurt yourself whispering

Assassin Deak twirls lavi around before dipping him back, glancing over at the queen

Knight Kanda: That's probably an accurate feeling.

Assassin Lavi why would we get kille-- Assassin Lavi oh hi

Assassin Deak narrows his eye Assassin Deak hi

Queen Alma fuck you

Assassin Deak wow Assassin Deak take me to dinner first, sweetheart

Princess Zuki softly giggles. ah yes kanda the tall stressball

Queen Alma say that out loud and see what happens

Assassin Deak w o w

Assassin Lavi do it

Princess Zuki whiSPERS AGAIN

Conman Nea please fight Conman Nea itd make my night

Queen Alma you cyclops

Assassin Deak u know i like a woman that can kick my ass

Princess Zuki: i... do i... just... find someone to dance with? i-i really don't know what to do--

Assassin Deak wow

Assassin Lavi but can she kick both of ours at the same time that's the real question

Queen Alma and i like a man when he's a good doormat

Assassin Deak good question

Assassin Lavi hear that she wants to step on us

Assassin Deak i'm a good doormat

Queen Alma crush you and your pathetic twin under my heel, yes

Assassin Deak crush us, queenie Assassin Deak but we just get right back up tbh

Knight Kanda: Yes, or go join that glutton at the food table if it's easier.

Queen Alma how unfortunate.

Assassin Deak i know Assassin Deak i long for the sweet release of death

Queen Alma then die

Princess Zuki ,,,she's just gonna. waltz on over to the food table because she doesn't know what else to do

Assassin Lavi anywayyyyy swings back up and pulls Deak into a twiiirl

Assassin Bookman god damn it Assassin Bookman this is why i can't take you anywhere

Conman Nea looks at the runt with a full mouth

Assassin Lavi don't look at me :'<

Conman Nea thats uhh.... whos that again.....

Assassin Lavi I'm being gooood

Conman Nea fffffffffffffffffffuck Conman Nea zuko???

Princess Zuki ,,,waves awkwardly

Conman Nea zucchini ???

Princess Zuki NO

Assassin Deak just smirks and goes with it, still watching every movement of everyone else

Princess Zuki: { IDKMBDKFHGH Princess Zuki: { SHE HAD THE BEST REDEMPTION ARC IN ALL OF ANIME HISTORY Princess Zuki: { IM LAUGHBGIN

Assassin Bookman you're being terrible

Conman Nea fuck whatever

Queen Alma casually watching these idiots

Assassin Lavi oNLY IN THE 4th WALL

Assassin Bookman when we get home, you're both going straight to bed

Conman Nea swallows and dips his head slightly in greeting

Assassin Bookman STILL GOING TO BED Assassin Bookman I DON'T CARE

Conman Nea: Good evening, your highness

Assassin Deak jIIIJIIIIIIII :'<

Princess Zuki: oh, um--

Assassin Deak holy fuck he's stealing our woman

Conman Nea thats a highness right?? Conman Nea looks like a highness

Princess Zuki boWS QUICKLY

Knight Kanda im watching u nea

Assassin Lavi what

Assassin Deak quick, uh

Assassin Lavi move bitch

Princess Zuki KANDA WHY DID HE RECOGNIZE ME

Knight Kanda you're at a royal ball

Princess Zuki: g-- good evening!

Assassin Lavi oh wait who

Knight Kanda i assume that assuming you're royalty is expected

Princess Zuki yeah but the masks

Assassin Deak oh Assassin Deak never mind Assassin Deak forget i Assassin Deak said anything Assassin Deak haha

Conman Nea mostly everyones a highness or a lady or something or other im just shooting in the dark Conman Nea: Enjoying the festivities?

Assassin Lavi gonna steal some of those weinies mid-dance while they're chit-chatting

Knight Kanda its fine, ill slaughter him if he does something wrong Knight Kanda just enjoy yourself

Assassin Bookman 4th wall facepalms tbh

Assassin Lavi and then go straight back to dancing

Queen Alma that was

Assassin Deak just gonna,, stick by lavi

Queen Alma so ungraceful

Assassin Deak too paranoid to do anything else

Princess Zuki: um... i've never... attended one of these before, so i'm not sure how to feel.

Assassin Lavi it was v graceful

Princess Zuki scratches the back of her head, giving a nervous giggle

Queen Alma no it wasnt

Assassin Deak looks at zuki Assassin Deak blinks

Assassin Lavi for how hungry I am rn it is

Assassin Deak looks at nea

Conman Nea why is she so nervous

Assassin Deak how i'd love to shove his head in the punch bowl,,,,,

Princess Zuki Is Not Nervous Princess Zuki has only cried 5 times

Conman Nea youre like a bird that knows the puddy tats watchin

Assassin Lavi "oops my hand slipped"

Princess Zuki ,,,,a what Princess Zuki mr kanda what's a puddy tat

Assassin Deak ....i'm gonna do it

Assassin Lavi now where's all the single ladies at

Assassin Deak steps over to nea,, Assassin Deak coughs

Conman Nea: They're a little dull at times. Stuffy, too. The food's good, though.

Assassin Deak: excuse me, sir.

Assassin Lavi Nea do u have a lady

Conman Nea: Hm?

Assassin Lavi b/c I think she's about to be single

Knight Kanda it's a term referring to a cat, princess.

Conman Nea i have a few ladies

Princess Zuki watches, blinking slowly

Assassin Lavi all the better

Princess Zuki we were,,, having a conversation,,, Princess Zuki how rude,,,

Knight Kanda im gonna stab that redheaded bitch

Assassin Deak: you look quite spectacular tonight. Assassin Deak smiles and tilts his head just a bit

Conman Nea oh. aye. 😉

Assassin Lavi trAITOR

Princess Zuki ,,,kEEPS WATCHING

Conman Nea smiles back and adjusts his coat a little

Princess Zuki IS INTERESTED IN WHERE THIS IS GOING

Assassin Deak: would you be interested in a dance?

Princess Zuki ...steps back a bit though Princess Zuki welp there goes a potential dance partner :'(((

Conman Nea: Why, I'd be honored. Conman Nea holds out a hand

Assassin Deak grins and takes nea's hand

Conman Nea sorry zuki

Assassin Lavi blinks

Conman Nea but tbh youre too short for me to dance with like how would that wo rk Conman Nea youre like a person for ants Conman Nea leads Deak to the dance floor

Princess Zuki if i can dance with mr kanda i can dance with u

Assassin Lavi hops up alongside the smol and holds out a hand with a smile Assassin Lavi: Care for a dance?

Princess Zuki blinks

Assassin Lavi oh

Princess Zuki ,,,looks back at kanda for approval---

Assassin Lavi wel p

Assassin Deak brushes his hair back, taking a deep breath Assassin Deak: it's such a beautiful night.

Assassin Bookman glances at the queen,, Assassin Bookman hmmm

Knight Kanda do what you want, zuki, have fun Knight Kanda: me im just here 2 stab

Princess Zuki: { my fav piece of kanda dialogue

Knight Kanda: my life is a fragment of not doing /me right ]

Assassin Lavi: RIP }

Assassin Deak: but not quite as beautiful as your eyes.

Queen Alma jee a person cant just stand around without being looked at, rude

Assassin Bookman ,,,wow, sORRY

Princess Zuki looks back at lavi and sloooowly takes his hand

Assassin Bookman I DIDN'T KNOW JUST LOOKING AT YOU WOULD OFFEND YOU

Princess Zuki: u-um... o... o-okay..! Princess Zuki iS SO NERVOUS

Conman Nea oh this guys a Good One Conman Nea laughs a little Conman Nea: Why, aren't you a flatterer?

Assassin Deak: very much so. Assassin Deak: they say flattery gets you places Assassin Deak chuckles softly

Assassin Lavi takes the smol hand and leads them out onto the floor Assassin Lavi don't worry I'll take it nice and slow for you smol

Princess Zuki thank u,,

Queen Alma well when ur apprentices glare at me

Princess Zuki just kinda. follOWS

Conman Nea: It certainly does. Though, what I am to do when you're using all my best lines against me?

Queen Alma it makes it weird to be looked at constantly

Assassin Bookman don't worry, we're going to be having a long talk when we get home

Assassin Lavi stops in a space that's relatively clear and starts showing her some steps to copy Assassin Lavi lookit me Assassin Lavi being good with children :'> Assassin Lavi v trustworthy

Conman Nea ur a Snake

Assassin Lavi and ur a STFU what's your point

Conman Nea what does that even mean

Assassin Deak slow dancing,, slow dancing,,, slowly,, dip him back,,,,,,,,, Assassin Deak o o p s Assassin Deak i dropped him,, Assassin Deak what,, a shame,, Assassin Deak: i... i am so sorry!

Queen Alma ho ly sh it

Assassin Lavi nice going

Conman Nea okay, OW Conman Nea winces. he's gon' feel that for the rest of the evening

Assassin Deak: i have a bad shoulder. i hurt it back when i was a child... Assassin Deak offers nea a hand

Conman Nea: It's... fine. Accidents happen. Conman Nea he's salty though.

Queen Alma man i would be too

Conman Nea begrudgingly takes the hand though to pull himself up

Assassin Deak: let me treat you to a drink...

Princess Zuki was dancing with lavi but now she's concerned for nea Princess Zuki whispers to lavi Princess Zuki: u-um, w-will that man be alright..?

Assassin Bookman deak i swear to g o d

Assassin Lavi: ....

Conman Nea brushes himself off. gotta look Good still. Conman Nea forces a bit of a smile

Assassin Lavi glances at Deak and Nea and shrugs

Conman Nea: A drink sounds perfect.

Queen Alma i s2g if u ruin this party ill wreck you, monkey

Assassin Lavi: Yeah. Just a little bump.

Assassin Deak nods and feigns a concerned look

Princess Zuki is still watching them tbh

Assassin Lavi offers Zuki a hand again

Assassin Deak: i am so very sorry....

Assassin Lavi: Shall we continue?

Assassin Deak: my brother and i... we help our grandfather for a living. Assassin Deak: i hurt my shoulder carrying books... Assassin Deak sig h s

Princess Zuki blinks at lavi n takes his hanD AGAIN

Conman Nea oh, backstory time. time to pretend to be interested

Princess Zuki: o-of course-- my apologies.

Assassin Lavi chuckles softly Assassin Lavi: No need to apologize

Knight Kanda ba d v i b e s

Conman Nea rests a hand on deak's apparently fucked up shoulder

Knight Kanda im w a t ch in g y ou

Assassin Lavi: Has anyone ever taught you to dance before now?

Conman Nea: Don't apologize so much, mistakes happen. Conman Nea: A little dust never killed anyone. Conman Nea except my good mood

Assassin Deak: you're too kind... too kind, sir...

Princess Zuki: um... i haven't taken lessons since i was young.

Assassin Deak steps over to the drinks and clears his throat Assassin Deak requests one for himself and the other for nea

Assassin Lavi hums Assassin Lavi: But you are young?

Conman Nea sighs softly as he joins him Conman Nea: So.. You said you have a brother?

Conman Nea tell me more

Princess Zuki: i... cannot say? i-i'm fifteen, if that's what you're asking.

Assassin Deak: ...yes. indeed i do. Assassin Deak: a twin, to be exact.

Conman Nea is he less of a klutz than you

Assassin Lavi: So still young~

Assassin Deak no

Conman Nea damn

Assassin Deak jk, probably

Assassin Lavi: Anyway, I would be honored to be your teacher

Assassin Deak but i did that on purpose so Assassin Deak aNYWAY

Princess Zuki smiles softly. okay this is going much nicer than expected she is Satisfied

Conman Nea: A twin, hm?

Assassin Deak: yes. Assassin Deak: a twin.

Assassin Lavi Deak what r u doing how do we pull off the sly switcheroo if people know there's two of uS

Princess Zuki: i-i would be honored to be your student!

Queen Alma hahah your twin messed up

Assassin Lavi sQU INT S

Assassin Deak just. be patient. Assassin Deak i have a plan

Conman Nea: It's hard to imagine someone else with a face like your's

Assassin Lavi u better kill that bitch-- Assassin Lavi okay good

Conman Nea you may have annoyed me but hey i can still be suave

Assassin Deak blinks a few times before getting that feigned warm smile

Assassin Lavi leads Zuki back into some dance steps

Assassin Deak: ...too kind, sir...

Princess Zuki just. follows along. she's doin pretty okay for her first masquerade yay

Assassin Deak: too kind.... Assassin Deak: but ah... he's... not identical. Assassin Deak points to a random stranger out in the crowd Assassin Deak: do you see him?

Assassin Bookman deaK I S2G

Assassin Lavi go Deak go

Conman Nea looks out. oh. hm.

Queen Alma wow

Conman Nea: I never would've guessed...

Princess Zuki occasionally just. looks bac k at kanda bcuz loOK IM SOCIALIZING

Conman Nea Doubt(tm) but also. eh. he's seen some weird shit.

Assassin Deak: so i am indeed the... more handsome one.

Assassin Lavi gonna show u some less slow more fun dance moves now : >

Assassin Deak la u g h s

Assassin Lavi b/c slow dancing is kinda u gh

Conman Nea chuckles softly Conman Nea: By far.

Princess Zuki ,,,but slow dancing is Official

Knight Kanda glaring @ stupid redhead Knight Kanda still watching u

Assassin Lavi which one

Assassin Deak ye which one

Knight Kanda b o t h

Assassin Deak someone distract zuki

Assassin Lavi I'm working on it

Assassin Deak nO SOMEONE ELSE

Assassin Lavi anyway slow dancing may be official but its less fuun

Assassin Deak i need to s w i t c h Assassin Deak it's getting weir d Assassin Deak u go talk to the weird guy

Assassin Lavi hey u picked him don't look @ me

Conman Nea why you gotta lead me on like this Conman Nea im cute as hell

Assassin Deak s w i t c h wi th m e

Assassin Lavi fi n e fine give me Assassin Lavi a moment Assassin Lavi okay I got it Assassin Lavi: Mayhaps you would like to show what you've learned to your... escort? There-- Assassin Lavi motions at Kanda Assassin Lavi: I find myself in need of something to drink

Knight Kanda the fuck u motioning at Knight Kanda come here and ill cut that hand off

Princess Zuki blinks and looks at kanda before nodding Princess Zuki: o-okay! Princess Zuki: thank you for teaching me!

Assassin Lavi wow what did I ever do to u

Conman Nea looks like he's checking deak out. is actually taking a mental inventory off how expensive his accessories look

Assassin Deak: ...i'll be right back.

Princess Zuki boops on over to kanda. she's a happy bean

Assassin Lavi wiggly fingers at the smol and slips into the crowd

Conman Nea: Hm? Oh, alright.

Assassin Deak gives nea a soft smile and walks off Assassin Deak passes lavi and just Assassin Deak: don't mess this up.

Queen Alma wtf are these bitch twins doing

Assassin Lavi mhm, mhm~

Princess Zuki Suspects Nothing Princess Zuki smiles up at kanda bcuz fuck she's happy

Conman Nea leans on the counter table thing with his drink. huffs.

Assassin Bookman wATCHING LAVI AND DEAK

Conman Nea my fucking elbow hurts

Assassin Deak oH SHIT LAVI

Princess Zuki: mr. kanda! a nice man taught me some things!

Assassin Deak hands him his mask Assassin Deak takes lavi's mask and quickly walks off

Assassin Lavi gonna slip around through the crowd a bit to go get a drink and-- Assassin Lavi OH Assassin Lavi good thinking

Knight Kanda: Did he? What did you learn?

Assassin Deak i k n o w Assassin Deak i'm good B )

Princess Zuki just kinda. gently grabs his hands

Conman Nea did i get stood up

Princess Zuki: dance with me and i'll show you!!

Assassin Lavi gonna go get himself a drink like he's actually had a reason to go off before heading "back" to Nea Assassin Lavi: I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long~ Assassin Lavi he brought u a drink too Nea

Conman Nea blinks. looks at the drink Conman Nea looks at the drink in his own hand. that deak order for him already. you're bad at this, dude.

Knight Kanda u kno this is a royalty party not ur knight party

Assassin Deak god damn it, lavi Assassin Deak LAVI WH Y Assassin Deak make some sort excuse

Conman Nea raises a hand to his mouth and laughs

Princess Zuki daNG IT MR KANDA

Conman Nea: Are you that forgetful?

Assassin Deak like i thought you needed another one or something

Princess Zuki UR THE ONE WHO ASKED

Queen Alma dont fourth wall give him ideas Queen Alma thats cheating

Assassin Lavi: I thought you'd be done with it by the time I got back Assassin Lavi: Where's the fun in these things otherwise? Assassin Lavi little wink

Knight Kanda thats,,, true Knight Kanda but,,,,,,,,,,,, i still am not royalty

Conman Nea gives him a Look like he's not sure whether to buy that or not Conman Nea but hey. Conman Nea free drink

Knight Kanda that would be odd

Conman Nea: Point taken, I suppose.

Assassin Lavi: Well

Assassin Deak goes and stands in the dark corner,,

Assassin Lavi: If I turned out to be wrong, just more for me

Princess Zuki huFFS

Assassin Lavi: Why pass good drinks?

Conman Nea finishes off his glass and takes the one lavi brought. Conman Nea: Exactly. Conman Nea mine now. Conman Nea: By the way, I never caught your name.

Assassin Lavi chuckles a little bit and sips his own drink Assassin Lavi: Hmm..

Assassin Deak l i e, l a v i

Assassin Lavi: Did I never give it to you? Assassin Lavi smiles coyly

Assassin Deak or,, that

Assassin Lavi shhhh I know how to do this relax

Assassin Deak wHaT iS rE l a XI n G

Conman Nea: You didn't. And while I love a man of mystery, I'd rather not have to call you 'red' all night.

Princess Zuki is just gonna,,, stay by kanda again

Assassin Lavi hums and sips his drink with a little seductive side-eye

Queen Alma hahah monkey and red

Assassin Lavi: "Red" works just fine for me. I can be whoever y'want me to be~

Assassin Lavi laughs a little bit Assassin Lavi: I didn't mean for that to rhyme...

Assassin Deak i'm so proud of you, lavi Assassin Deak good job

Assassin Lavi: Anyway, is this not the point of a masquerade?

Conman Nea: Fair point. Conman Nea hums a bit from behind the rim of his glass

Assassin Deak anyway, my nerves are killing me lm a o

Princess Zuki ,,,just. inches a little closer to kanda. she's back to feeling awkward

Conman Nea: Red it is, then.

Assassin Deak slinks around in the shadows

Queen Alma what a tense party

Assassin Deak pls don't notice me~ pls don't notice me~

Assassin Lavi downs the rest of his drink before setting it aside and offering his hand with a little laugh Assassin Lavi: Back to dancing then, sir~?

Assassin Deak doin a sneaky sneak

Conman Nea gives him a Look Conman Nea: You promise not to drop me this time?

Assassin Lavi: ...I won't-- Assassin Lavi laughs Assassin Lavi: Yeah, I won't drop you this time

Assassin Deak panicking,,

Assassin Lavi why r u panicking

Assassin Deak tOO MANY PEOPLE,,

Conman Nea sets his cup aside and takes the offered hand Conman Nea: If you do, I'm taking you down with me

Princess Zuki ,,,sits down

Assassin Lavi throaty purr as he takes Nea's hand and wanders back towards the dance floor Assassin Lavi: Promise?

Princess Zuki in a chair ofc Princess Zuki nearby kanda bcuz too many strangers

Conman Nea quirks a brow and smacks lavi's arm lightly with a little snort Conman Nea: We'll see

Princess Zuki ............wants to go home--

Assassin Lavi gonna take Nea for a ride tbh Assassin Lavi hope u know how to dance Nea b/c he's not gonna hold back like with the smol

Queen Alma not on the dancefloor pls Queen Alma there is a child

Conman Nea i know how to daNCE... Conman Nea decently well

Assassin Lavi we're just danCING jeez Assassin Lavi but v Assassin Lavi flashy dancing b/c All Eyes Off Deak

Conman Nea yes all eyes should be on Me pls Conman Nea peacock in the room hello hello

Assassin Lavi two peacocks in the room Assassin Lavi pulls Nea into some hardcore dancing with a little grin Assassin Lavi: Try ta keep up~

Princess Zuki just. watcheS

Conman Nea whoA Conman Nea: I'll do my best-! Conman Nea lord help me

Queen Alma this is going to go wrong Queen Alma where did the other one go

Assassin Deak it's a mystery

Conman Nea: Where'd you learn to dance like this?

Assassin Lavi no lord can save u now Assassin Lavi: Mm, I wonder~?

Conman Nea laughs lightly Conman Nea: So secretive

Assassin Lavi why would I make anything easy 2 get for u

Conman Nea because im handsome

Assassin Lavi no sorry I look in the mirror for handsome Assassin Lavi or at my twin Assassin Lavi same diff

Conman Nea rude Conman Nea i cant believe im dancing with you when i could be making some REAL progress with someone cuter

Assassin Deak is talking to some girls,, Assassin Deak stealing some kisses from some random people,,

Princess Zuki wants to talk to someone :'((

Queen Alma wow

Princess Zuki kissing is gross though

Assassin Deak oh well

Assassin Lavi why go with cute when u can go with hot

Assassin Deak i'm gross, so

Assassin Lavi which I am

Queen Alma if your twin is gross, so are you

Conman Nea because APPARENTLY im not good enough for you mr. _oh im so handsome_

Queen Alma which means hes making progress withs omeone gross

Assassin Lavi wow u hit the nail on the head Assassin Lavi Nea I mean, not Alma

Conman Nea so fucking cruel

Princess Zuki i keep hearing this weird buzzing in my ear that sounds strangely feminine and fake hmmmm

Queen Alma come say that to my face

Assassin Lavi Soon(tm)

Conman Nea ive got the face of a god and you dont appreciate it one bit

Assassin Deak makes his way over to the que- nope Assassin Deak never mind Assassin Deak not gonna touch that

Queen Alma : (

Assassin Deak just gonna throw stuff from the shadows at that knight person

Assassin Lavi dancing v flirtatiously and flashy to draw attention on himself tbh

Knight Kanda im going to kill you

Assassin Deak pls do

Assassin Lavi Deak wtf Assassin Lavi how am I supposed to distract from you if you're distracting from me

Assassin Deak i ask myself that all of the time

Conman Nea today i've learned that i dont likle being outshined

Knight Kanda looks over at zuki

Assassin Deak DON'T LET ME DISTRACT YOU

Knight Kanda: Princess, I'll be right back. Will you be alright?

Assassin Lavi then get gud

Assassin Bookman you're both Grounded

Princess Zuki snAPS HER HEAD UP and nods Princess Zuki: u-um, okay.

Conman Nea im gud AF

Assassin Deak o s h i t

Conman Nea BUSTS A MOVE

Assassin Deak rUN Assassin Deak GO GO GO

Knight Kanda i sEE YOU BITch

Assassin Lavi ffs Deak

Knight Kanda starts stalking off in the direction deak is running

Assassin Deak NO U DON'T

Assassin Lavi what happened to "don't mess this up"

Assassin Deak I FUCKED IT UP Assassin Deak I WAS BORED

Assassin Lavi taKE UR OWN ADVICE NEXT TIME

Knight Kanda here i come little bitch

Princess Zuki watches kanda until she just. cant see him anymore Princess Zuki ,,,is already lonely

Assassin Lavi also busting moves Assassin Lavi u wanna go bro

Assassin Deak i'm gonna run and jump off the fuckin balcony

Assassin Lavi I can go

Princess Zuki looks down. why must u leave, mr kanda

Assassin Deak u gonna jump after me, asshole?

Assassin Lavi make sure u land in some hay or something

Knight Kanda yeah, i will

Assassin Deak on it Assassin Deak oH FUCK YOU

Knight Kanda in fact, i'm going to fucking shove you before you jump

Assassin Deak LEAVE ME ALONE Assassin Deak I DIDN'T EVEN HIT YOU I WAS JUST THROWING STUFF AT YOU

Conman Nea im gonna bust the sickest moves

Knight Kanda maybe you shouldnt have done that Knight Kanda come here

Princess Zuki would leave but then mr kanda would be concerned

Assassin Deak fu c k u

Knight Kanda please dont leave until i return Knight Kanda from killing this bitch

Assassin Bookman grabs deak

Assassin Lavi mmmm if Deak doesn't need the distraction anymore then u can win this round

Princess Zuki i diDNT AUTHORIZE ANY KILLIN G

Assassin Bookman looks at kanda

Conman Nea fuck yeah

Knight Kanda s w ,e a t,s ,,s ,

Assassin Bookman: ...my apologies.

Assassin Deak o w Assassin Deak: ...wh-what did i do?

Assassin Lavi: ...I think that's about all I can do for one night

Knight Kanda just looks at them for a moment before scoffing and leaving again

Assassin Lavi laughs a bit Assassin Lavi: You dance very well...

Assassin Lavi: It was an honor and a privilege, sir.

Assassin Bookman waits until kanda is gone Assassin Bookman HITS DEAK UPSIDE THE HEAD LIKE FOUR TIMES

Assassin Deak #RIP

Conman Nea: Ahh, and you were worried about me not being able to keep up.

Knight Kanda goes back 2 zuki

Assassin Lavi RIP DEAK u deserved that

Conman Nea chuckles softly Conman Nea: Indeed it was.

Knight Kanda: My apologies for leaving you, Princess. Are you alright?

Conman Nea: Thank you for the dance, Red.

Princess Zuki snAPS HER HEAD UP AGAIN bcuz she may or may not have been startled

Assassin Lavi little bow Assassin Lavi: My pleasure~

Princess Zuki: u-um, i'm okay. a-are you..?

Knight Kanda v neutrally Knight Kanda: Yes.

Assassin Lavi little wink wonk Assassin Lavi: Maybe we can do this again some day and next time perhaps I'll win~

Conman Nea quit winkin at me youve got like one eye dont you Conman Nea what hte Fuck Conman Nea laughs. he's already walkin' away. Conman Nea: Oh, I doubt you will.

Princess Zuki smiles kinda meekly up at kanda before lookin back down

Assassin Lavi shUT UP Assassin Lavi Freedom To Wink Rights for All >:L

Queen Alma you guys are lame Queen Alma im bored Queen Alma get in a fight or something

Assassin Lavi: Hmm we'll see~

Conman Nea i could entertain you 😉

Assassin Lavi good then I don't have to come up with an excuse for ME to walk away

Assassin Bookman is giving deak a lecture tbh

Assassin Deak ju s t rubbing at his jaw,,

Assassin Lavi slips off to where Deak and Bookman are and just +1's that head smack

Conman Nea returns to the snack bar

Assassin Deak o W Assassin Deak hISSES AND LOOKS AT LAVI

Queen Alma i think you're more entertained by snacks, sir

Assassin Deak: what was that for?!

Conman Nea i mean theyre alright

Princess Zuki looks back at mr snack bar. we never finished talking :^(

Assassin Lavi: ...I saw that Assassin Lavi: "Don't mess this up Lavi". Seriously?

Assassin Deak: ...it would've been fine.

Conman Nea ur welcome to come back over here

Assassin Deak s i g h s

Princess Zuki stands up n goes back over there Princess Zuki we can be loners i guess

Assassin Bookman just shakes his head and storms off Assassin Bookman: i have better things to do besides babysit. Assassin Bookman: behave yourselves.

Conman Nea looks down at the runt Conman Nea: Sorry for my poor manners earlier, my lady.

Princess Zuki waves sheepishly,,,

Assassin Lavi wow r00d

Princess Zuki: i-it's fine. a-are you okay? you fell earlier...

Conman Nea snorts a little

Assassin Lavi I'm not the one who almost launched out a window being chased by some royal's lapdog

Assassin Deak: ...i didn't expect anyone to notice. Assassin Deak sHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, LAVI

Conman Nea: Oh, I'll be fine. He was quite the klutz, though, wasn't he?

Assassin Lavi MAKE ME

Princess Zuki: mhm.

Assassin Deak I'LL THROW YOU OFF THIS BALCONY

Conman Nea: What a shame, too, he seemed... Nice.

Assassin Lavi b/c that's so inconspicuous

Conman Nea huffs and puts on a smile

Princess Zuki: i-i danced with someone nice, too..! h-he taught me some things. dance things.

Conman Nea: But I won't bore you with that sort of thing Conman Nea: Oh?

Princess Zuki ....is mentally slapping herseLF

Assassin Deak wow

Princess Zuki: i-it wouldn't bore me! promise.

Conman Nea: ... Conman Nea glances around

Conman Nea slowly hands Zuki his barely touched glass of wine

Princess Zuki ,,,takes it..???

Conman Nea: Here, you seem like you need something for your nerves.

Princess Zuki ...sets it down..?? Princess Zuki: that's... i-i cannot drink. sorry.

Assassin Deak grabs lavi and just. pulls him off Assassin Deak: we need to avoid that guy.

Messenger Cecil joined the chat

Assassin Lavi !!!!!

Assassin Deak: he was nothing but trouble.

Assassin Lavi oh u think?

Conman Nea: It's not like anyone would know-- This is an anonymous party, after all

Princess Zuki: um...

Assassin Deak: ...everyone here... nothing but trouble.

Queen Alma im offended by that Queen Alma calling me trouble at my party

Assassin Deak good

Princess Zuki looks back at kanda and theN back to nea Princess Zuki whispers Princess Zuki: m-my... guard... is right there.

Assassin Deak: ...are you hurt?

Conman Nea oh

Assassin Deak: he didn't hurt you, did he?

Conman Nea o h Conman Nea retracts the glass Conman Nea: Perhaps not, then

Assassin Lavi: ...no Assassin Lavi: why would he?

Messenger Cecil okay uh he's probably , over at the food table

Princess Zuki giGGLES SOFTLY

Assassin Deak: ...you can't trust anyone here. especially not him. Assassin Deak snickers softly

Conman Nea downs it himself cause. goddamn. that couldve got him in Trouble

Assassin Deak: i have a few souvenirs, though.

Princess Zuki watches n blinks. wow

Assassin Lavi snickers

Conman Nea: Really, though, you shouldn't be so nervous. It's just a party.

Assassin Lavi: Takes one to know one?

Assassin Deak: ah. yes.

Assassin Lavi: Anyway, hope y'got some good ones~

Queen Alma the food table is always the most awkward spot at the party Queen Alma i swear

Conman Nea save us, queenie

Princess Zuki: i-i've never attended one of these before...

Queen Alma and how would you like me to do that

Princess Zuki: regular parties, sure, but... never one of these.

Conman Nea uhhh Conman Nea make this kid Relax

Assassin Deak: i did, i did~

Messenger Cecil im not awkward.....

Queen Alma no youre pretty awkward

Conman Nea cecil tell this kid to relax

Messenger Cecil is hungry and this is free food and a man's gotta do what he gotta do Messenger Cecil h o w

Conman Nea i dont kn ow Conman Nea: Think of it as a regular party Conman Nea: It's not much different

Queen Alma just with people of higher status

Messenger Cecil I probably dont know shes here yet and when I figure out I sm gonna be avoiding the hec k out of her in fear of being recognized

Messenger Cecil wAit we hAVE MASKS

Queen Alma y e ah

Princess Zuki: well... there are a few differences, but...

Messenger Cecil o h

Princess Zuki sigHS

Messenger Cecil well still qkdhsg

Assassin Lavi hums and glances off towards the queen

Messenger Cecil is Snacking

Princess Zuki: y-you're right. i shouldn't be nervous.

Assassin Lavi: Get cold feet b'fore you got that far? Assassin Lavi Ye he saw you go the other way earlier Deak

Conman Nea: Exactly Conman Nea: Besides, you've got a mask Conman Nea: if anything goes poorly, nobody will know it was you

Assassin Deak ,,, Assassin Deak si g h s

Princess Zuki: ....well, you knew i was royalty.

Assassin Deak: ...maybe i did. Assassin Deak: maybe i didn't.

Conman Nea: Most people here are

Assassin Lavi snickers and pats the top of his head

Queen Alma you were so confident fourth wall Queen Alma : (

Messenger Cecil wait who is talking to who now

Princess Zuki: not everyone.

Messenger Cecil i'm so confs u e d

Princess Zuki: i could've easily been a commoner.

Conman Nea: That's true

Assassin Lavi: ...both of you're more useful without one throwing the other in jail anyway

Conman Nea: I guess I just made a lucky guess

Princess Zuki: ...you said guess twice. Princess Zuki she's cracking up dont mind her

Conman Nea ruD

Assassin Bookman i'm watching

Conman Nea HUFF

Messenger Cecil o u guys r also here Messenger Cecil awkward

Assassin Bookman always watching

Assassin Lavi wow don't be creepy Panda

Conman Nea: You know what I meant

Messenger Cecil I just want e d to snaCk in pE acE

Assassin Deak yeah, jiji

Conman Nea hey bookman smack deak a few more times please

Conman Nea and lavi too?? i feel friendzoned

Assassin Bookman what do you kids know? leave me alone. i'm your mentor, you're my students. don't disrespect me

Princess Zuki looKS AT CECIL N WAVES Princess Zuki h ELLO

Assassin Bookman they're going to get hit when they get home

Conman Nea except we've nto even friends. its awful. Conman Nea good

Messenger Cecil o h Messenger Cecil looks around

Assassin Lavi u assume-- Assassin Lavi ye a Assassin Lavi ur not even that far along buddy

Messenger Cecil realizes shes waving at him

Assassin Lavi and don't expect u will be in ever

Messenger Cecil ,,, waves back

Assassin Deak ,,i kinda wanna go mess with him again Assassin Deak hands lavi his mask back Assassin Deak gives him a warm smile Assassin Deak: how about you go talk to the queen and i find that man again?

Assassin Lavi: ...y'never learn do ya Assassin Lavi he's laughing tho Assassin Lavi ye he can do that

Assassin Deak: i'm curious now.

Conman Nea looks at who zuki's wavin too

Princess Zuki scratches the back of her neck and looks down

Assassin Lavi time to serenade the big one

Conman Nea who u

Messenger Cecil henlo

Assassin Deak ruffles lavi's hair a few times before walking off, chuckling

Conman Nea looks him up and down

Messenger Cecil awkward,,

Conman Nea a solid 8 but you dont look like youre worth much

Messenger Cecil o h

Princess Zuki but he doesn't look 8 years old

Assassin Deak pretty much skips back to nea

Messenger Cecil w el ll

Conman Nea ....zuki

Assassin Deak tap tap on the shoulder

Messenger Cecil im flatter Messenger Cecil but ha if only you knew

Conman Nea blinks and turns back to deak Conman Nea raises a brow

Assassin Lavi off to make friendly with the queen I guess

Conman Nea: Miss me already?

Assassin Deak: i'd like to thank you for the dance!~ Assassin Deak quick kiss on the cheek

Conman Nea oh. hello there.

Messenger Cecil O:<

Conman Nea odD?

Princess Zuki blinks at deak

Messenger Cecil is lowkey watching them

Princess Zuki how can ppl socialize so eaSILY

Conman Nea: You're quite welcome

Assassin Deak looks at cecil

Messenger Cecil h

Knight Kanda because theyre older and its faked most of the time

Conman Nea: It's not often someone can keep up with me on the dancefloor.

Princess Zuki mr kanda can u teach me how to talk to people

Queen Alma whats happening

Assassin Deak looks back to nea Assassin Deak: years of practice.

Assassin Lavi sauntering over to the queen with his hands behind his back casually

Assassin Deak: dancing is an area of expertise for me.

Knight Kanda princess, i literally do not talk to anyone unless im bossing them around, attempting to murder them, reading their death messages before theyre murdered, threatening them or doing things of the sort Knight Kanda i doubt it is a good idea

Conman Nea no kanda thats a GREAT idea

Princess Zuki ,,,,does that mean ur going to kill me

Conman Nea: I can tell. Conman Nea: It was... refreshing to be a part of.

Assassin Deak: i'm quite glad~

Assassin Lavi little respectful head dip at the queen Assassin Lavi: Enjoying the evening, Your Highness?

Princess Zuki heard queen and she immediately wants to dip

Messenger Cecil o mg

Princess Zuki just. stands by cecil

Conman Nea glances around at the people at the food table.

Messenger Cecil o

Princess Zuki looks up at him n waves agaiN

Messenger Cecil henlo

Conman Nea this is. awkwardly quiet. how yall

Messenger Cecil aa Messenger Cecil waves back

Princess Zuki: h...hi.

Conman Nea well at least shes makin friends

Assassin Deak goes to get another glass of wine Assassin Deak b y e

Messenger Cecil would it be ok if I could already tell ur a royalty Messenger Cecil bc u wear fancy clothes

Conman Nea okay rude Conman Nea bye bitch Conman Nea goes back to tending to these cocktail weenies

Assassin Deak i could pour it on your head when i get back Assassin Deak then i really would be a bitch : >

Conman Nea or you could not Conman Nea but what you COULD do is bring me a glass like a good bitch

Assassin Deak fuk u

Princess Zuki yes its ok

Assassin Deak get ur own wine

Princess Zuki is disappointed but its ok

Messenger Cecil aw sorr

Conman Nea youre so mean to me Conman Nea i danced with you and called you pretty

Messenger Cecil: Hello, your Majesty...

Conman Nea and this is what i get

Queen Alma looks over and smiles politely

Assassin Deak i'm mean to everyone

Queen Alma: Certainly. However, it's more important that my guests enjoy than myself. Has your time been well?

Princess Zuki sIGHS

Assassin Deak: ;; i 'm gonna have to lay down for a lil bit bc m head is swimming

Messenger Cecil aA Messenger Cecil err Messenger Cecil: Um, m-my apologies, ma'am. It is the clothes that gave it away... Messenger Cecil: These are expensive fabrics...

Princess Zuki sighs again Princess Zuki: i suppose so, but still...

Assassin Lavi: Indeed, my time has been very enjoyable, Your Highness. But should the host not enjoy herself as well? I'm sure I am not the only one who feels as such~ Assassin Lavi just going to throw in a cute little head quirk for good measure

Messenger Cecil looks down understandingly Messenger Cecil: Is this.. Is this your first ball?

Conman Nea how many glasses of wine can i get before this guy cuts me off

Queen Alma a lot

Messenger Cecil ne a n o

Conman Nea nea yes Conman Nea i dont even belong here im jsut here to keep the good times rolliN

Assassin Lavi go for it nea

Princess Zuki: um... my first ball of this sort.

Messenger Cecil ne a p ls

Princess Zuki: i don't tend to leave the castle often, i-if at all.

Messenger Cecil nods

Conman Nea the bartender is my new best friend

Queen Alma: Nothing makes me more happy than seeing others enjoying their time. That's the point of a party, after all.

Messenger Cecil: Ah, I see... Well, are you enjoying yourself...?

Queen Alma like a dog, right Queen Alma how a dog tilts its head when its confused

Princess Zuki: um... i-in a sense..?

Assassin Lavi more or less ye

Messenger Cecil s a v a g e

Princess Zuki: it's... different.

Assassin Lavi chuckles a little bit

Messenger Cecil looks at her questioningly Messenger Cecil: How so?

Assassin Lavi: To each their own means of enjoyment. Assassin Lavi: Has there been a favorite part of this party for you so far? Assassin Lavi just gonna casually lean on a wall and chill here for a bit

Princess Zuki: i've mostly been by here the whole time. a-although, earlier, a very nice man taught me some dance moves...! that's about it, though.

Conman Nea time to be obnoxious Conman Nea and sit on the edge of the food table

Princess Zuki ....stares at nea

Messenger Cecil ahh

Queen Alma thoughtful humming

Assassin Lavi get your ass off the table don't be r00d

Conman Nea henlo losers

Messenger Cecil: W-Well, would you like to go for a walk, then? Messenger Cecil also looks up at nea Messenger Cecil blinks

Conman Nea waves

Queen Alma what are you doing on the table Queen Alma why

Messenger Cecil u h

Conman Nea my feet are tired

Queen Alma there are c h a i r s

Messenger Cecil: Um, i-is everything okay...?

Conman Nea i like to feel tall

Messenger Cecil at nea

Conman Nea glances around

Assassin Lavi sorry to break it to u but

Conman Nea: ..Yes?

Assassin Lavi ur never gonna match us trees

Queen Alma: Perhaps the assortment of character that has walked through the door? It is interesting to see the various types of people.

Conman Nea he's confused Conman Nea shut up giant

Queen Alma yeah the trees win no offense

Messenger Cecil aw Messenger Cecil furrows his brows in confusion

Assassin Lavi: Indeed. And the masks just make them all the more colorful characters, do they not? Assassin Lavi this is how u bond right

Messenger Cecil: Um, what are you doing on top of that table, i-if I may ask? Messenger Cecil: A table is hardly a place to sit...

Conman Nea: My feet are tired and I like being close to the food.

Messenger Cecil ,,, Messenger Cecil glances around

Conman Nea: Unless you'd like to grab a chair for me?

Queen Alma: Absolutely. Surely there's something about the... secrecy. No one would ever know who someone truly is here, not entirely. Perhaps a guess or two, and maybe a correct guess, but never fully.

Conman Nea swings his legs

Messenger Cecil uh not really but

Queen Alma: Like hiding behind shadowy curtains, perhaps?

Messenger Cecil: Um, s-sure...

Assassin Lavi hums

Conman Nea smiles Conman Nea: You have my thanks.

Messenger Cecil glances at zuki and then , goes to get a chair

Assassin Lavi: Good reason not to hang curtains

Messenger Cecil I cant believ this

Assassin Lavi chuckles a little

Messenger Cecil dips his head back at nea

Conman Nea this is fuck in ggreat Conman Nea what else can i get this guy to do

Messenger Cecil fetches a chair and carries it back Messenger Cecil :I Messenger Cecil don't use m e Messenger Cecil: Here you go, good sir

Conman Nea hops down and takes a seat once he's got a chair. push me in, cecil. Conman Nea: Why thank you

Messenger Cecil ,,, are u fr real

Conman Nea yes

Messenger Cecil , push es the chair in

Conman Nea looks so damn pleased with himself

Princess Zuki is still staring tbh

Messenger Cecil :I

Conman Nea snaps suddenly Conman Nea: oh, drat, I forgot.

Messenger Cecil wh

Conman Nea looks at cecil with a small frown Conman Nea: I meant to grab another glass of wine before I settled down. Conman Nea: I don't suppose you'd be so kind...?

Queen Alma: That and with the drunkards they'd tear them down on accident.

Messenger Cecil .......

Assassin Lavi now he's really laughing

Queen Alma looks at lavi, curiously tilting her head Queen Alma: Pardon me for the odd question, but there were two of you, correct?

Messenger Cecil: Err, perhaps one of the servants can be of more help to you...

Assassin Lavi: Mayhaps less "on accident" so much as-- Assassin Lavi hmm so she saw them did she

Messenger Cecil glances back at zuki Messenger Cecil he lp

Conman Nea blinks at him Conman Nea eyes widen

Princess Zuki narrows her eyes at nea

Assassin Lavi: I did come with like company, yes.

Conman Nea raises a hand to his mouth Conman Nea: Oh my. Conman Nea: I thought... Conman Nea: Nevermind.

Messenger Cecil oh no

Conman Nea: My apologies.

Princess Zuki glances at cecil n then baCK AT NEA

Messenger Cecil: W-What..?

Princess Zuki whAT ARE U DOING, COMMONER

Conman Nea adjusts his collar softly Conman Nea: I thought you were the help.

Assassin Lavi he sighs and shakes his head a little bit

Conman Nea: My sincere apologies.

Messenger Cecil h

Princess Zuki: i believe that role goes to you, sir.

Messenger Cecil sucks in a sharp breath

Princess Zuki OOOOOOOOOO

Assassin Lavi: Must bring along family to these sorts of things, you know? Else you'll never hear the end of it.

Conman Nea blinks at zuki Conman Nea: I beg your pardon?

Princess Zuki: i do not need a face to spy the difference between a commoner and a royal. Princess Zuki: your actions say all. Princess Zuki sips apple juice

Messenger Cecil can I leave now........

Princess Zuki yes u may

Assassin Lavi aHAHAHAHAAA BYE NEA

Queen Alma: I wouldn't know, I have no siblings. However, he'd be your brother then? Surely an event is more enjoyable with family, assuming you get along.

Conman Nea: That's a hefty accusation.

Assassin Lavi getting called out by a teenage shut-in

Conman Nea: And after I was so kind to you, who thought you'd insult me like that.

Queen Alma: hefty hefty hefty ]

Princess Zuki: tell me, where do you hail from?

Messenger Cecil looks between them

Assassin Lavi: omg }

Princess Zuki: { LMAO

Messenger Cecil internally hhhhs

Assassin Lavi: It can and can't be. Assassin Lavi smiles wryly

Conman Nea: A small continent to the east. I hold land there. I'll admit, I may not be the highest of ranks, but an Earl is still leagues above commoner.

Conman Nea lying out his ass

Princess Zuki: does this continent have a name?

Conman Nea: || shit i need a name Conman Nea: || something that'd Actually Exist

Messenger Cecil: ( koongdom

Princess Zuki: { KOONGDOM

Queen Alma: yes koongdom ]

Conman Nea: || i hate you

Messenger Cecil: ( 💗

Conman Nea: Koongdom.

Princess Zuki: { K O O N G D O M

Messenger Cecil: ( ama z ing

Princess Zuki: ...

Conman Nea bitch you cannot look at me and tell me you know every earl personally from there

Messenger Cecil b link s

Conman Nea fight me

Princess Zuki is slowly cracking up honESTLY Princess Zuki KOONGDOM

Conman Nea itS A PLACE Conman Nea how much wine have i had

Princess Zuki AS IS TIDDYOPOLIS

Queen Alma probably a lot

Conman Nea not enough

Princess Zuki okay she's setting down her apple juice to cover her mouTH AND LAUGH\

Conman Nea flags down a servant for More Wine

Messenger Cecil one glass too many Messenger Cecil wah Messenger Cecil manages to remain more composed

Conman Nea: Anyways. Conman Nea: As I've said. Conman Nea: I apologize for the mixup.

Princess Zuki coUGHS AND CALMS DOWN FU CK THAT WAS FUNN Y

Assassin Lavi: I do not dislike him to any capacity, but siblings can do things which are... tiresome, sometimes.

Princess Zuki: y-you... you are no royal, my dear.

Assassin Lavi: But family is family.

Messenger Cecil mutters,

Princess Zuki: you put me in mind of another royal, but no. Princess Zuki cough cough cross cough cough

Conman Nea glances at zuki

Conman Nea: You've no way of confirming that

Conman Nea taps his mask

Princess Zuki: ....

Queen Alma: Surely. Something cannot only singularly be one thing, and surely not something as changing as a human. It is good to keep family closest to you.

Messenger Cecil: Ma'am, I worry this man may have had a little more to drink than is good for him. Perhaps we should leave...

Princess Zuki takes off her mask OOOOO RULE BREAKER

Messenger Cecil oh shit

Queen Alma: Have you had a drink, Sir... Queen Alma looks thoughtfully at him

Princess Zuki: allow me to introduce myself.

Queen Alma: I don't believe I caught your name?

Messenger Cecil oh shit

Conman Nea oh shit Conman Nea whos this bitch again

Princess Zuki: i am princess zuki, de facto ruler of cicia.

Messenger Cecil welP Messenger Cecil starts back Messenger Cecil I have to go right now immediately

Conman Nea ohh Conman Nea that's who she is Conman Nea: I wouldn't have thought you'd leave your castle with the state your kingdom's in.

Assassin Lavi: I have had a few drinks already, all of excellent taste. My compliments to whoever chooses your wines. And it seems I am popularly "Red" tonight, or so goes the theme with others here tonight who find need of a name.

Princess Zuki slowly puts her mask back on

Messenger Cecil oOOOOOOo Messenger Cecil daMN NEA SAVAGE

Princess Zuki: my advisors did their jobs and told me to attend. Princess Zuki: i did not want to, but they convinced me to.

Messenger Cecil slinks,, away,,,,

Princess Zuki sips apple juice some more tbh Princess Zuki: tell me, would you say the same to queen alma?

Conman Nea raises a brow

Princess Zuki: i can smell her from a mile away.

Messenger Cecil l maO

Princess Zuki BOOM ROASTED

Conman Nea: Of course not

Messenger Cecil is going to leave

Princess Zuki: and why is that?

Queen Alma: Surely you'd divulge more than an alias? Queen Alma wtf is ur real name tho im curious :(

Messenger Cecil accidentally finds himself leaving out of the back door instead of the front door

Assassin Lavi chuckles a bit

Messenger Cecil henlo garden

Conman Nea: I'd have no reason to insult her management-- Her kingdom isn't in shambles.

Assassin Lavi: You're the first who's insisted on it. Assassin Lavi hums

Messenger Cecil oOOOoOOo

Princess Zuki: her kingdom is an untrustworthy cult, prepared for war at the drop of a hat.

Messenger Cecil daMn

Queen Alma im gonNA FIGHT Queen Alma IN TWO SECON ds

Conman Nea sips his wine

Queen Alma wait Queen Alma that just proved the poin t

Conman Nea: They're loyal to their queen and willing to defend her at all costs.

Messenger Cecil lma o

Assassin Lavi pffft

Conman Nea: I envy what she's accomplished here.

Queen Alma thanks nea

Princess Zuki: tell me, sir.

Conman Nea np toots

Queen Alma if i werent a single ruler id offer u the throne

Princess Zuki: where do you truly hail from? Princess Zuki: if it were cicia, you would have killed me by now.

Conman Nea: It's not Cicia, nor this one. Really, my origins are of no interest to you.

Princess Zuki: oh, but they are. Princess Zuki: just how your true identity is as well.

Conman Nea: I'm just a simple Earl who came to enjoy tonight's festivities

Princess Zuki: but yet here you are, conversing with the princess of a falling kingdom.

Conman Nea: by pure chance

Princess Zuki: have you nothing better to do than to waste your time with meaningless banter?

Conman Nea: banter is the point of these gatherings

Queen Alma: How odd. I would have assumed more would wish to know your identity.

Conman Nea: I'm a friendly man Conman Nea: I like making friends.

Princess Zuki siPS APPLE JUICE Princess Zuki: yet here you are, making an enemy.

Conman Nea: I would never have known your origins had you not revealed it to me. Conman Nea raises his hands Conman Nea: I still mean you no ill will, Princess.

Princess Zuki: i do not appreciate liars, mr. Princess Zuki: i did what i believed had to have been done.

Assassin Lavi: Very well. My name is Astor, son of Aestor, Duke of Limlan. Not much of a title considering how far removed from major routes Limlan is, but to some of lower nobility, far removed is preferable. Less political pleasing to do, more getting things practical done. But it helps to see how the higher nobility handle things as well in places more populated such as this.

Queen Alma fuCKiGN LIAr

Assassin Lavi totally lying out his ass lmao

Princess Zuki just kinda. bends down so she's eye to eye with him

Conman Nea stares back Conman Nea he's not cracking

Princess Zuki: a true noble wouldn't be sitting around the food table.

Conman Nea: I told you, I'm not quite a member of 'higher society' Conman Nea: Just a simple Earl.

Princess Zuki ....

Conman Nea: Here to enjoy the luxuries of the Queen

Princess Zuki takes his mask off---

Conman Nea holds it down Conman Nea fuck you Conman Nea my mask

Princess Zuki >:U Princess Zuki would rip it off if she were stronk Princess Zuki ....reaches up to ruffle his hair?? idk why??? and then she just. walks out Princess Zuki byE BITCH

Conman Nea squints Conman Nea well

Princess Zuki is taking her apple juice with her

Conman Nea that was weird

Princess Zuki cecil where are u i wanna conversation

Conman Nea snorts lightly and goes back to his wine

Messenger Cecil I am in garden

Princess Zuki henlo cecil i am coming to see u

Queen Alma: Limlan, hmm? It must truly be far removed, I have never heard of it. I am sure it is a lovely place, surely, if it brings from it your presence. Perhaps with time I will visit. Until then, I hope you enjoy your stay at Aeyusea while it lasts. Queen Alma nea stop drinking

Conman Nea no

Messenger Cecil oh boy

Conman Nea scans the crowd

Queen Alma n e a

Conman Nea who can i bug now Conman Nea who will give me that sweet sweet attention

Messenger Cecil is pacing up and down the garden

Princess Zuki cleARS HER THROAT Princess Zuki: are... you okay?

Conman Nea who can i easily manipulate

Messenger Cecil starts Messenger Cecil looks back Messenger Cecil: Y-Yes of course! W-Why wouldn't I be? Messenger Cecil nervous chuckle

Assassin Lavi: I would be happy to give you the grand tour, though I think you will find Limlan is composed mostly of open countryside. It may be a good change of pace from your usual scenery however.

Princess Zuki: ...you seem nervous. are you sure?

Messenger Cecil h

Princess Zuki sets her apple juice down somewhere idk

Messenger Cecil: Y-Yes, I-- I am certain, ma'am Messenger Cecil: Please don't worry Messenger Cecil 4th wall sweats

Princess Zuki ,,,,

Conman Nea squints a little

Princess Zuki: ...i'm... very sorry for what happened in there.

Conman Nea is that red talking up the queen? Conman Nea squints more Conman Nea different mask tho... Conman Nea suspect af

Assassin Lavi don't u squint at me Assassin Lavi go back to your weinies

Messenger Cecil: Ah, i-it-- It wasn't your fault, ma'am...

Princess Zuki rubs her neck

Messenger Cecil: I-It is chilly out, you should head back inside lest you catch a cold...

Queen Alma come here and talk to us nea Queen Alma idk about what but Queen Alma shrug

Princess Zuki: it's... not very cold outside, though? Princess Zuki has been sweating the entire time tho so

Conman Nea okay you know what maybe i will Conman Nea gets up and approachth

Messenger Cecil h

Conman Nea: Good evening, your grace. I hope I'm not interrupting.

Messenger Cecil: Ah, m-must be me then...

Conman Nea does the best bow he can right now

Messenger Cecil nervous chuckle x2 Messenger Cecil im sorr I know ur zukes now and im afraid u might recognize me so I sm going to Avoid

Princess Zuki: ...i'll... be back inside, then. Princess Zuki hiding behind kanda shdjfhgj

Messenger Cecil o is kanda there

Queen Alma is confused for a moment before smiling and nodding politely

Princess Zuki he was idk if he still is

Queen Alma r u drunk

Conman Nea immm Conman Nea tipsy

Queen Alma: Absolutely not, we were just talking about the countryside, that's all. How are you enjoying the party, Sir? Queen Alma m h m

Conman Nea: Oh, it's lovely. I actually came to thank you for putting on these festivities.

Messenger Cecil glances at kanda Messenger Cecil ,,, scary

Princess Zuki is just gonna. staND BY HIM

Messenger Cecil looks back at zuki and nods

Knight Kanda is present again

Messenger Cecil: R-Right, I'll be inside shortly, ma'am... Messenger Cecil wb

Assassin Lavi he bows a little bit to the queen Assassin Lavi: Excuse me, miss. It was a pleasure talking with you. Assassin Lavi he's going to wander off now

Queen Alma: The pleasure was mine. Queen Alma rude af Queen Alma just fukin leavin Queen Alma intense criticism

Conman Nea ikr

Queen Alma this is why nea is the best

Conman Nea smh

Messenger Cecil alma is Offend

Conman Nea aw

Assassin Lavi wow rude af I'm way better

Conman Nea shoot girl stop that Conman Nea (actually continue complimenting me thanks)

Assassin Lavi: I'm actually probably gonna just lurk for now mostly to save the chatzy lol }

Princess Zuki sips apple juice. agai n

Conman Nea: Well, he sure was brief. Conman Nea: How rude.

Messenger Cecil zuki did u leave yet,,,

Princess Zuki iS INSIDE

Messenger Cecil adgjjd Messenger Cecil dragS hands down face and starts pacing again

Queen Alma laughs quietly Queen Alma: It's quite alright. Certainly he had to meet up with that brother of his, perhaps? Regardless, it isn't as if I have no company if you're here, right?

Knight Kanda what am i doing

Assassin Deak time to bother the knight Assassin Deak lm ao

Knight Kanda i will literally kill you

Princess Zuki being by me bcuz i fucked up n had a roasting battle with a commoner

Messenger Cecil has been done a frighten

Knight Kanda fucking b e t

Assassin Deak hi B ) Assassin Deak pls do

Messenger Cecil rip deak

Assassin Deak pls kill me

Messenger Cecil y are u like this

Conman Nea smiles Conman Nea: I suppose you're right

Assassin Deak i ask myself that a lot and u know?? i never find an answer

Conman Nea: Though I should apologize-- Your wine is a tad stronger than I expected. I may be a little sloshed. Conman Nea: Nevertheless, it's an honor to meet you.

Queen Alma so ur drunk is what ur saying

Conman Nea a little

Princess Zuki is just kinda. staring off. the nea thing put her in a bad mood dhfjghg

Queen Alma: I— how much did you drink...? Ah, well, if the wine was to your liking then all is well. No harm will come to you here, worry not.

Messenger Cecil heads,, back inside

Knight Kanda c'mere deak and ill cut u Knight Kanda: Princess, are you feeling alright? What's wrong?

Conman Nea: Just... Just a few glasses. Conman Nea chuckles

Princess Zuki nods and just. forces a smile

Assassin Deak : >

Princess Zuki: i'm fine, i promise.

Assassin Deak inches,, closer,, to,, kanda

Knight Kanda: ...

Conman Nea: I'm glad to hear it, though. Things aren't as stable and safe in some of the other kingdoms these days.

Knight Kanda: If you insist, Princess. You can tell me if something is the matter, though, no matter what it may be. Knight Kanda i f uckking see you

Assassin Deak B')

Knight Kanda im gonna pretend i dont though

Princess Zuki nods but. is she gonna tell? nope Princess Zuki ,,,not unless she hears nea n alma talking shit Princess Zuki shes got her ears on u two hooligans

Assassin Deak OOOOO ARE WE GONNA STAB SOMEONE?

Assassin Lavi ffs Deak I caN'T LEAVE U ALONE FOR 2 SECONDS

Assassin Deak let me have fun Assassin Deak you tolD ME TO HAVE FUN Assassin Deak tO RELAX

Queen Alma: Truly. It is a sad occurrence, and the royalty of certain Kingdoms are... perhaps unfit to take care of the people. I hope it is not the same from where you come from, Sir, that would truly be tragic.

Assassin Deak that's what i'm do in g

Queen Alma im just saying zuki,,, ur kinda,,, unfit to rule in my opinion,,,,,,,,,,

Princess Zuki h e a r s y o u t a l k i n g s h i t

Assassin Lavi dyING DOESN'T COUNT AS RELAXING

Princess Zuki sqUINTS IN THAT DIRECTION

Assassin Deak uh?? yES?? IT DOES???

Queen Alma looks over in zuki's direction briefly

Conman Nea shakes his head softly

Queen Alma i saw u take off ur mask i know who u are

Conman Nea: Worry not, things are well enough where I'm from, though far from perfect.

Assassin Deak hey, Assassin Deak hey, lavi Assassin Deak watch this

Princess Zuki w i l l c u t u

Assassin Lavi nO

Princess Zuki via kanda but

Assassin Deak :3c

Conman Nea: Though I appreciate the concern. It's good to know that your compassion doesn't stop with at the borders of your land.

Assassin Deak ok ok,,

Assassin Lavi BAD

Knight Kanda zuki why would you use me to cut the queen who would declare war instantly

Knight Kanda that is bad planning

Messenger Cecil asdfghjk

Princess Zuki she wont declare war if we kill her,,, Princess Zuki WHO AM I TONIGHT I AM NOT ZUK I

Queen Alma: I'm glad to hear it. We can strive for perfection, but surely not reach it unfortunately. I care for the people of my Kingdom, true, but also those who are affected by negative decisions. People should be safe wherever they are, no matter who rules them. Even those who may be misled in their... methods. Queen Alma very casually looks at zuki one more time before casually looking back at nea

Knight Kanda zuki n o Knight Kanda you're as bad as that stupid shadow guy

Princess Zuki gl A RI N G

Knight Kanda that i was going to kick out of the window

Conman Nea wow this chicks an angel

Messenger Cecil no mercy

Princess Zuki mumbles Princess Zuki: she's looking over here.

Knight Kanda: Who?

Conman Nea: The world needs more people like you. Perhaps then there'd be less fighting.

Princess Zuki: the queen.

Knight Kanda looks over at the queen for a second Knight Kanda: She looks to be talking to that... man?

Princess Zuki: she was looking here. i saw her. Princess Zuki is tired

Conman Nea why you gotta be pausing like that Conman Nea im manly af

Knight Kanda ,,,, sure

Messenger Cecil adgji lmaO

Knight Kanda: Is there a problem with her looking over?

Messenger Cecil rip nea

Princess Zuki: ... Princess Zuki: ...we should go. Princess Zuki Is Tired

Messenger Cecil aw

Knight Kanda: ...If that is what you want, then we can leave now.

Queen Alma: You flatter me, sir. There are people better than myself, but what I can do to help I would do without second thought. Enough about me, however. What about yourself? Surely you have stories to share.

Assassin Deak .... :3c

Queen Alma zuki ur really really really a pacifist

Assassin Deak or you could declare war.

Princess Zuki SHHHHJ MEG FUCKED UP TONIGHT

Assassin Deak declare war on each other.

Princess Zuki OLD ZUKI KEEPS POPPING IN N SAYING HEY LIKE THE LIL BITCH SHE I S

Knight Kanda dont give anyone ideas

Conman Nea: Oh, me? I'm not too terribly interesting of a man.

Knight Kanda shut up before i cut u

Assassin Deak WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR!

Conman Nea: I've simply been travelling here and there as of late.

Princess Zuki watch as meg tries to fix it all by saying zuki's tired n putting her back to her meek lil self

Assassin Deak whispers, Assassin Deak: war...! war...! war...! Assassin Deak sn i c kers and slips back into the shadows

Messenger Cecil d ea k n o

Conman Nea: When I heard about this event I simply couldn't pass it up.

Princess Zuki: { ok so im jsut quickly resetting zuki bcuz i did Not mean for her to be such a bitch tonight so uh ignoRE HER PLS

Knight Kanda stop being such a wimp and come out of those stupid shadows you bitch Knight Kanda ill cut you rh rn

Assassin Deak i like the shadows

Princess Zuki looks down

Assassin Deak plus, i'm not supposed to get in trouble tonight

Princess Zuki why does it always boil down to waR

Queen Alma war decides a victor Queen Alma otherwise no one wins and no one loses Queen Alma one cannot progress that way

Messenger Cecil so anyway is anyone at the food table rn Messenger Cecil ,,,

Princess Zuki everyone's a loser in war

Assassin Lavi okay but y'know how else you can decide a victor Assassin Lavi assassination

Princess Zuki u know how else u can decide a victor? Princess Zuki rock paper scissors Princess Zuki board games Princess Zuki chess Princess Zuki not harmful stuff

Conman Nea tfw u run out of things to talk 2 the queen about. he's too drunk for this

Messenger Cecil negotiations..

Assassin Deak ASSASSINATIONNNNNNN

Conman Nea someone end him

Queen Alma smh

Assassin Deak i'll end u

Messenger Cecil returns to the food table

Queen Alma please no murder

Messenger Cecil is snacking that there garlic shrimp Messenger Cecil so good Messenger Cecil rip his breath tho

Princess Zuki this war shit is gettin to her fhfjgh

Queen Alma this is too formal for me jfc Queen Alma i want to plan war strategies y cant i do that Queen Alma : (

Assassin Deak war, war, wAR, WAR

Conman Nea talk 2 me abt ur war strats

Queen Alma how do i bring that up and sound normal, sir, please explain Queen Alma aND WHY Queen Alma WITH YOU Queen Alma who i dont even know the name of

Conman Nea because its be fun Conman Nea have some wine Conman Nea talk war to me

Queen Alma thats dangerous no offense stran g er

Assassin Deak u should talk war to me Assassin Deak ; )

Conman Nea i wouldnt hurt a f ly

Conman Nea & im drunk i wont remember

Princess Zuki looks at the door

Assassin Deak has had a few glasses of wine but could take a few more Assassin Deak pours some wine on kanda oops Assassin Deak gOTTA RUN

Knight Kanda w ha t the f uc k Knight Kanda stands there for a good like second

Assassin Deak HAHA FUCK I'M GONNA DIE

Knight Kanda is going to #murder

Princess Zuki gASPS AND COVERS HER MOUTH

Knight Kanda is goin g t o m u r d er

Princess Zuki: a--- a-are you okay?!

Assassin Deak is somewhat drunk and stumbling with each step Assassin Deak is la ughing

Assassin Lavi gdi deak

Knight Kanda nods slowly before moving to chase after a soon to be dead bitch Knight Kanda yolo srry be back princess

Assassin Deak blame it on the alcohol

Princess Zuki just. waTCH ES

Conman Nea blinks over at the crowd

Assassin Lavi casually walks by and tugs on Kanda's hair as he starts running woops who left htis ponytail here just asking to get pulled

Knight Kanda jfhSKFHEJKHGJKEHGE

Conman Nea: well, looks like someone messed up

Assassin Lavi Deak u'd better fucking run faster

Queen Alma oh ym god no why

Knight Kanda dRAWS HIS SWORD AND SWINGS AT THE BITCH

Assassin Deak if i die, make sure jiji knows- Assassin Deak lAVI YOU STUPID FUCK

Princess Zuki ARE TH E SE PEOPLE FROM THE KIINGDO M..............

Conman Nea: ...........

Assassin Deak you're the best, lavi

Queen Alma part of me should stop this

Conman Nea how many brownie points would it earn me if i tried 2 stop the fight for u alma

Queen Alma part of me wants to watch Queen Alma if it gets too violent, a lot. Queen Alma if it doesn't, not a lot.

Conman Nea is a Confident Drunk Conman Nea but also a Lazy Drunk

Assassin Lavi dodGES INTO THE CROWD FASTER THAN HIS IDIOT DRUNK TWIN B Y E

Princess Zuki is ashamed. not of kanda but of this situation in general

Knight Kanda iS SHOVING PEOPLE TO GET TO THESE TWIN BITCHES

Assassin Deak lAUGHING LOUDLY

Assassin Lavi gO DEAK GO Assassin Lavi is running like Hell

Knight Kanda my throwing accuracy is pretty good Knight Kanda how much do you two want to bet that if i throw my sword i'll hit one of you

Assassin Deak THROW IT AT MEEEEE

Princess Zuki iS ABOUT TO YELL

Assassin Lavi probably not me-- Assassin Lavi DEAK NO

Knight Kanda okay

Assassin Deak AHAHAHAHAAAA

Knight Kanda ill throw it at you

Assassin Deak goodbye, lavi

Princess Zuki iS GONNA YELL

Assassin Deak i love u

Knight Kanda throws the sword at idk one of those loser twins

Queen Alma vIOLENT AF WHO HAS CONTROL OF THAT KNIGHT AND THOSE TWIns

Princess Zuki IS ABOUT TO YELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN 0.2 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Princess Zuki YELLING WILL NOW COMMENCE IN 5..............4....................3.................2..........................1......................... Princess Zuki: KANDA!

Knight Kanda oops

Assassin Deak can i get hit and like not die

Knight Kanda sure y not

Assassin Deak that would be great Assassin Deak thank u

Knight Kanda no prob Knight Kanda thank u Knight Kanda stops chasing them and just kinda,, stands there

Assassin Deak getS PINNED TO THE WALL BY HIS SHIRT AND THE SWORD Assassin Deak s norting and laughing

Conman Nea is entertained as FUCK

Assassin Lavi DEAK

Queen Alma same

Assassin Deak: laaviii... it got mee....

Assassin Lavi did u just Assassin Lavi use my actual name

Princess Zuki is Not Happy

Assassin Deak fuc k

Assassin Lavi u fucking

Conman Nea: Someone should... stop this....

Assassin Lavi dIPSHIT

Assassin Deak fU CK

Conman Nea but

Knight Kanda looks back at zuki for a moment before moving towards deak

Conman Nea not right now

Assassin Deak IT WAS LOW ENOUGH

Queen Alma who tf is lavi

Assassin Deak NO ONE HEARD ME Assassin Deak SHUT UP

Assassin Lavi nOT ME THAT's WHO

Princess Zuki moVES TOWARDS KANDA N DEAK

Assassin Deak lavi is no one

Queen Alma no i heard u im p sure

Assassin Lavi Lavi is his

Knight Kanda fucking gonna wreck ur shit rn deak

Assassin Lavi uh Assassin Lavi pet

Assassin Deak ye Assassin Deak my cat Assassin Deak the best cat Assassin Deak wreck me

Princess Zuki is about to wreck bOTH UR SHITS

Assassin Lavi nyOOMS BY AND hair yoinks before running agaIN

Knight Kanda grabs the hilt and yanks it out before -- Knight Kanda mOThER fuCKER

Assassin Lavi KEKEKEKEKE Assassin Lavi really tho Deak u'd better fucking get out of here or I'll kill u myself for this

Queen Alma i could stop this Queen Alma i could also not

Assassin Lavi Alma I thought we had something special :'<

Assassin Deak or i could cause more shit

Assassin Lavi NO

Queen Alma but you're not the one who's stuck

Assassin Deak :3c

Princess Zuki tAKES A DEEP BREATH AND JUST. grabs kanda's hand

Knight Kanda i was about to kill this bitch y did u stop me

Assassin Deak snickering and just. falls over

Princess Zuki: we are leaving. you and these children have caused quite enough of a ruckus.

Assassin Deak just gonna lay here as the world fucking spins

Knight Kanda scOFFS?? Knight Kanda i mean totally not @ u princess

Princess Zuki >:// ur on thiN ICE, KANDA

Assassin Deak ur welcome, kandass Assassin Deak haha rip me Assassin Deak jiji's gonna have my head,,,,

Princess Zuki: can i trust you to follow me, or will i have to drag you out?

Knight Kanda you couldn't drag me if you tried Knight Kanda: There isn't any need to drag me. My apologies.

Assassin Lavi sneaks over to Deak while Kanda's at the smol mercy and just grabs him by the collar and gives him a few good smacks for Bookman

Assassin Deak o w

Assassin Lavi >: |

Assassin Deak tRIES BITING HIM Assassin Deak is so fucking drunk rn it's not funny

Princess Zuki looks back at deak and lavi and then to alma Princess Zuki have fun lol

Assassin Deak like seriously

Queen Alma: I cannot believe this.

Assassin Lavi shaKING HIM BY THE COLLAR

Queen Alma oh my g o d

Assassin Deak isa is fed up with my shit

Assassin Lavi: you are in so much trouble right now

Princess Zuki turns and just. staRTS WALKIN AWA Y

Assassin Deak just looks at him blankly and just Assassin Deak points at him Assassin Deak: do i know you?

Queen Alma: I can't say I expected more from a Kingdom's ruler that cannot keep her Kingdom in line, but surely I expected a bit more for her keeping a singular person in line.

Princess Zuki is about to crY Princess Zuki stops Princess Zuki is reALLY about to cry Princess Zuki: ...my apologies, your highness. it will not happen again.

Assassin Deak s n i c k er i n g Assassin Deak lowers his head and murmurs,, Assassin Deak it's pretty unintelligible tho

Queen Alma: Your promises don't hold much when you equate them to the prosperity of your Kingdom, dear.

Princess Zuki u should be thanking me for not having a heart attack right here right now

Queen Alma: You are far too young and far too naive to sway, much like a dandelion compared to a rose. Queen Alma: Your advisers should think better should they have the right head to do so.

Assassin Deak: are you sure i'm... the one in trouble?

Princess Zuki if u look close enough u can see her starting to shake :'))

Assassin Deak kekekekek

Queen Alma sighs Queen Alma: Ruling isn't a job for a wilting child, dear, perhaps you should pass the torch sooner than later and let them try to fix the shambles of your Kingdom.

Princess Zuki: ...y...yes, ma'am. Princess Zuki should let cicia fall like daethen did---

Queen Alma that is literally not what i said Queen Alma: One last thing: Queen Alma: Don't ruin the lives of your people just because your life won't last. That isn't fair to them.

Assassin Lavi: Yes Assassin Lavi : /

Assassin Deak looks at him again Assassin Deak hhhhhhh

Princess Zuki wants peace between everyone :'((

Queen Alma youre naive

Princess Zuki: y...es, m...a'am...

Assassin Lavi lmaooooo

Queen Alma :'((

Princess Zuki is walkin and walkin and walkin and sHE GONE Princess Zuki may or may not be crying by now who knows

Queen Alma looks over at deak and lavi Queen Alma g lares

Assassin Deak fu c k Assassin Deak glances over Assassin Deak: ...allow me to apologize.

Assassin Lavi I would say this is your fault and u deal wit--

Assassin Deak: i don't know what came over me.

Assassin Lavi oh Assassin Lavi okay

Queen Alma: Learn self-control.

Assassin Lavi don't fuck this up

Queen Alma: Both of you.

Assassin Deak: yes, your majesty.

Queen Alma: I expected more from you. Queen Alma looks at lavi : /

Assassin Deak: yes ma'am. Assassin Deak: ah... Assassin Deak looks at lavi too,,

Princess Zuki is currently outside and bawling but still lookin cute in her dress

Assassin Lavi: Apologies. I was just trying to prevent this idiot from becoming one of the dead.

Assassin Deak: ...my cousin and i are very sorry.

Assassin Lavi gives Deak another smack b/c really now : /

Queen Alma: ..........Cousin? Queen Alma you said he was your brother

Assassin Deak oW

Queen Alma i have more than one problem with you now

Assassin Deak wHAT Assassin Deak fuc k Assassin Deak: i mean... brother.... Assassin Deak: this alcohol. it's messing with me.

Assassin Lavi I said he was family I didn't say brother

Queen Alma: ...

Assassin Deak: m-my apologies...

Queen Alma i said brother and you said yES

Assassin Deak: i am so very sorry, ma'am.

Assassin Lavi I said I came with like company

Queen Alma oh Queen Alma well now he said brother

Assassin Lavi he's drUNK

Queen Alma shrugs not my problem Queen Alma actually it is Queen Alma because you guys made a mESS Queen Alma: As you should be.

Assassin Deak: ...

Queen Alma: Surely you were taught better.

Assassin Deak: yes, ma'am, we were.

Assassin Lavi: I do apologize, your Highness. I will be sure to keep him on a tighter leash from now on, as he was taught better than this.

Assassin Deak growls softly @ lavi

Queen Alma: I may not agree with the child's methods of ruling, but at least she has her age as an excuse. Queen Alma sighs Queen Alma you all suck this is why nea's my favorite

Assassin Deak: ...i have no excuses, ma'am. i am very sorry.

Assassin Lavi don't u growl at me I'm not the one who dumped WINE ON THE ANGRIEST KNIGHT HERE

Princess Zuki iS DOING HER BES T

Queen Alma: As you have said many times, sir.

Assassin Deak dips his head,,

Queen Alma: Apologies only fix so much, and words only express a quantifiable amount. See to it that you control yourself in the future.

Assassin Lavi: We shall see to it, your Highness

Queen Alma i have to clean this mess you bitcHES

Assassin Lavi grabs Deak by the ear and marches him away

Assassin Deak: if there is anything- Assassin Deak hHH OWWWW Assassin Deak oW OW OW Assassin Deak oW

Assassin Lavi: SOMEONE is getting a re-introductory course to his ettiquette lessons : /

Assassin Deak h e lpm e

Queen Alma no one here is going to help you

Assassin Deak: ow... ow, ow, ow....

Princess Zuki is still cryin outside tbH

Queen Alma and i actually liked you, 'astor' Queen Alma : ' (

Assassin Deak ,,, Assassin Deak i'm?? sorry for oNCE

Assassin Lavi loOK I WASN'T GOING TO LET MY FAMILY GET KILLED even if they are a dumbass APPARENTLY

Assassin Deak I'M ACTUALLY SORRY FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE

Princess Zuki aRE U SORRY TO ME OPR ALMA

Assassin Deak I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M SORRY

Queen Alma i rule a kingdom

Princess Zuki i do too

Queen Alma sorry doesnt do much

Princess Zuki but im also dying of heart disease n desperately searching for someone to take the throne before i die

Queen Alma do you know how many murderers come in and go 'im sorry'? Queen Alma do you expect me to forgive everyone who says im sorry Queen Alma do you thinking ruling a kingdom is that easy? Queen Alma because if you do, i hope to every god that you don't rule a kingdom Queen Alma : /

Princess Zuki ....ma'am you're one to talk because your kingdom just loves you oh-so much you don't have to do anything

Assassin Deak ,,,

Queen Alma why do you think my kingdom loves me, princess Queen Alma please explain

Princess Zuki you have them all fooled with your cult

Queen Alma what cult do you keep talking abOUT

Princess Zuki i try to give my people peace and hope, but apparently not declaring war on daethen is a crime in and of itself Princess Zuki thE BULLSHIT PROPHECY STUFF

Queen Alma you come into my kingdom Queen Alma insult the religion we believe in Queen Alma and then question why my kingdom runs smoothly Queen Alma whereas yours doesnt

Princess Zuki you insult my beliefs i insult yours

Assassin Deak o damn

Princess Zuki mine doesn't because GOD FORBID I DON'T START A WAR

Assassin Deak FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Queen Alma i insulted your method of ruling Queen Alma not your beliefs

Princess Zuki i believe in peace for all Princess Zuki you believe in survival of the fittest

Queen Alma if you cannot make sacrifices for the good of your people, you are unfit to rule

Assassin Lavi hey Zuki how much would u pay us for silence : )

Princess Zuki what sacrifices are to be made? we are not in danger. we never have been and the people are angry over nothing

Queen Alma youre naive, you believe in this idea of 'peace for all', but that doesn't exist Queen Alma and thats why your kingdom is dying

Assassin Deak : )

Princess Zuki it DOES exist. anything exists, just like your piss-poor excuse for a unicorn

Queen Alma how is my unicorn a piss-poor excuse for a unicorn Queen Alma if it is a unicorn Queen Alma ,,,,thats a logical error

Assassin Lavi fallacy

Princess Zuki my kingdom is dying because my people refuse to accept me as their leader, even though i have put everything on the line for their sake. i refuse to let any harm befall my people Princess Zuki my kingdom will be peaceful, even if it takes my death to change it. we are not fighters; we are defenders

Queen Alma you defend from nothing if you fight for nothing

Princess Zuki we have nothing to fight for Princess Zuki these people have everything. what else is left to give?

Queen Alma if they had everything, they wouldnt be revolting Queen Alma so evidently they dont have everything

Princess Zuki i'd be able to do something about it if they would give me an answer besides some petty revenge spew

Queen Alma you refuse to take and so they refuse to give

Princess Zuki take???

Queen Alma take from others what they want — their revenge for something they loved

Assassin Lavi u people and ur politics

Queen Alma arent you busy schooling your family member

Assassin Lavi nah I got one better Assassin Lavi my gramps schooling my family member :3

Princess Zuki meg is running out of shit to say so here's zuki crying again

Queen Alma oh, alright

Assassin Deak someone help me

Princess Zuki iS CRYING X40

Assassin Lavi hey so if u die crying can I have ur throne

Queen Alma wow

Princess Zuki no im giving it to kanda Princess Zuki revenge on all u fuckers

Assassin Lavi but I taught u how 2 dance before u died that oughtta mean something Assassin Lavi would Kanda have taught u 2 dance

Queen Alma: kanda voice from afar: yes

Princess Zuki: { dude how long would kanda have even been with zuki Princess Zuki: { hes like early thirties right??? n zuki is 15

Queen Alma: he started his knight training when he was around sixteen and now hes in his early thirties so ]

Princess Zuki: { dANG THATS LIKE 14-13 YEARS

Queen Alma: well if i say he's 32 and he started when he was 16 then he's been there for,, sixteen years ]

Princess Zuki: { G O D HES BEEN THERE SINCE BEFORE ZUKI WAS EVEN BOR N

Queen Alma: yeAH ]

Assassin Deak what do i get?

Princess Zuki kanda's been with me since before i was born yall get nothing

Assassin Lavi depends on how big the throne seat is

Assassin Deak wow Assassin Deak ur not going to share? Assassin Deak :'<

Assassin Lavi wow r00d Assassin Lavi but we're actually royal by blood : / Assassin Lavi technically

Assassin Deak yeah

Princess Zuki: { imagine spending like 16 years of ur life slowly watching a kid die Princess Zuki: { a+ experience Princess Zuki i S ST I LL CR Y I N G

Assassin Lavi: I mean probably wouldn't know until later years but } Assassin Lavi: that'd probably } Assassin Lavi: make it worse }

Queen Alma: y i k e s ] Queen Alma: y I K E S ]

Assassin Lavi: LMAO }

Assassin Lavi: "Going to serve this princess for a long, long lifetime--" "Nope sorry now we found out she's dying" } Assassin Lavi: b/c medeival medicine wasn't good enough to tell that stuff as early as now }

Queen Alma: tbh tho ] Queen Alma: if lavi or deak had managed to take cicia's throne from zuki, kanda would like,,, not serve them at all ] Queen Alma: or anyone else for that matter like ew ]

Assassin Lavi: they'd be fine with that lmao }

Assassin Deak: ;; y e ah r i p

Queen Alma: eW ESPECIALLY THEM ]

Assassin Lavi: they're not even after Cicia anyway tho it'd still suit them if they couldn't get Birland }

Queen Alma: i didnt even think about it for a moment but ew ] Queen Alma: srry cross is eternal ] Queen Alma: : ( ]

Assassin Lavi: "well we still get the royal lyfe” }

Princess Zuki: { aW KANDA

Assassin Deak: ;; deak's probably gonna die so Assassin Deak: ;; cOUGHS

Princess Zuki: { zuki n kanda best buds 4 lyfe

Assassin Deak: ;; i mean what Assassin Deak: ;; sweeps that under the rug

Queen Alma: w hat ]

Princess Zuki: { >:/

Assassin Lavi: sq UINTS }

Assassin Deak: ;; aNYWAY Assassin Deak: ;; so about that kanda and zuki, right?

Queen Alma: i wanna ] Queen Alma: bring lena in too ]

Assassin Lavi: SQUINTS }

Princess Zuki: { lmAO

Assassin Lavi: y e }

Princess Zuki: { BRING IN LENA Princess Zuki: { BRING IN LENA

Assassin Deak: ;; so,, Assassin Deak: ;; i can have doug?

Queen Alma: no ]

Messenger Cecil: ( was there ever a 1 muse rule Messenger Cecil: ( rip doug

Assassin Deak: ;; : (

Queen Alma: there was a two muse rule ] Queen Alma: doug isnt allowed bc hes a knockoff allen ]

Messenger Cecil: ( oUcH

Queen Alma: and bc hes canonically dead ]

Assassin Deak: ;; i Assassin Deak: ;; w o w

Messenger Cecil: ( deak doesn't exist in canon anymore either

Princess Zuki: { JUSTICE FOR DOUG

Messenger Cecil: ( ALMA IS CANON DEAD TOO

Princess Zuki: { jUSTICE FOR DOUG Princess Zuki: { ZUKI ISNT EVEN R E A L

Queen Alma: not my oc alma ] Queen Alma: >: ( ]

Messenger Cecil: ( CECIL ISNT EVEN R E A L

Assassin Deak: ;; :'<

Queen Alma: just kidding isa u can have allen ]

Assassin Deak: ;; g o es back to the co rn e r

Queen Alma: i mean doug ]

Messenger Cecil: ( j u s t I c e f o r d o u g

Queen Alma: my bad [

Assassin Deak: ;; WAHT TEH F UCK DONT INSULT HIM LIKE TH A T

Queen Alma: i get them mixed up sometimes ] Queen Alma: theyre so alike ]

Messenger Cecil: ( rood

Assassin Deak: ;; WH A THT EF CUK

Queen Alma: cant even tell the difference ]

Assassin Deak: ;; SC R E AM S

Princess Zuki IS CRYING HARDER BCUZ OF THE DOUG TRASHING

Queen Alma: does doug want to join ]

Messenger Cecil: ( doug pls declare war on alma

Queen Alma: #viva la revolution ]

Assassin Deak: ;; he is a mere knight,,

Queen Alma: wtf offended fine i see how it is ]

Assassin Deak: ;; he cannot declare war

Messenger Cecil: ( declaRe wAR Messenger Cecil: ( USURP Messenger Cecil: ( VIVA LA REVOLUTION

Queen Alma: VIVA LA REVOLUTIONNNN ]

Knight Doug joined the chat 10 minutes ago

Queen Alma: wait who is he a knight for ]

Knight Doug VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!!! Knight Doug: ;; probably cross but Knight Doug: ;; shh

Messenger Cecil: ( o mg Messenger Cecil: ( r I p

Queen Alma: wrong revolution then ] Queen Alma: gtfo ]

Knight Doug no

Princess Zuki Is Still Outside Crying Princess Zuki: { i lvole doign this shit

Knight Doug hi, i'm late

Princess Zuki: { also Princess Zuki: { douG U MISSED THE ACTION

Messenger Cecil is here

Princess Zuki: { so did cecil but

Messenger Cecil ):

Princess Zuki :'(((

Messenger Cecil ventures into the garden Messenger Cecil hears ? crying

Princess Zuki that would be mE

Messenger Cecil follows the noise and sees zuki

Knight Doug: ;; tfw ur muses pretty much hate each other so

Messenger Cecil so do I or do I not know u are zukes? O:<

Knight Doug: ;; this should be interesting

Messenger Cecil: ( rip isa Messenger Cecil: ( w a r

Princess Zuki u do bcuz alma said it straight up tbH

Knight Doug: ;; w a r

Messenger Cecil when Messenger Cecil I was n t theRe

Princess Zuki when zuki was tryin to break up deak and kanda's fight (u weRENT THERE FOR THAT EITH ER I DONT THIN K)

Knight Doug is probably the shortest knight of his kingdom but Knight Doug doesn't care

Messenger Cecil I WASNT THERE Messenger Cecil jUST RUB IT IN WHY DON'T U

Knight Doug walks in and kneels before the queen Knight Doug: ...your majesty.

Princess Zuki deak poured wine on kanda n kanda went apeshit n that led to alma embarrassing zuki in front of everyone by goin on like "ur naive" n all that

Messenger Cecil ))))))))):

Knight Doug: it's an honor.

Messenger Cecil o shit Messenger Cecil m still waiting on the logs asfgh

Princess Zuki is sitting on a bench or some shit with her head in her hands n jsut. sobbing Princess Zuki is a horrible princess

Messenger Cecil uh oh

Knight Doug keeps his head down and just. keeps his eyes closed

Messenger Cecil: Y-Your majesty...?

Princess Zuki snAPS HER HEAD UP U STARTLED HER

Messenger Cecil aA

Queen Alma: fUCK YEAH LENA IS RDY 2 KILL ]

Messenger Cecil starts and immediately raises his hands to show he meant no harm

Assassin Deak stands in the corner, Watching Assassin Deak recognizes that short motherfucker

Knight Doug has yet to even notice deak Knight Doug will probably ignore him afterwards

Princess Zuki takes a deep breath and just. puts her head back down to keEP CRYING Princess Zuki is a fuckin mess as per usual

Messenger Cecil o h n o Messenger Cecil hesitantly walks over and , pats her shoulder , , Messenger Cecil is he even allowed to touch her Messenger Cecil also r u still wearing ur mask

Princess Zuki is nOT

Messenger Cecil uh oh Messenger Cecil: W-What happened...?

Princess Zuki sniffles and just. puts her arms down but she's just kinda staring down at her feet

Messenger Cecil sits down , next to her

Princess Zuki: ...if i-i can't even keep my knights in check, wh-what kind of a leader am i..?

Assassin Deak sux 2 suqq hahah

Princess Zuki: m-my kingdom is in shambles a-and i'm trying to enjoy myself! i-i-- what kind of a leader... i...

Knight Doug i am going to fight him

Princess Zuki aaand she's crackin up

Assassin Lavi what's happening

Assassin Deak t h e b i t c h i s h e r e

Knight Doug hi

Assassin Lavi the who

Messenger Cecil puts one and one together Messenger Cecil: Your kingdom... Messenger Cecil eyes widen

Assassin Deak never mind foRGET I SAID ANYTHING

Messenger Cecil: Y-You are Princess Zuki of the kingdom of Cicia

Knight Doug been down on,, one knee for a long while now,,,

Assassin Lavi but

Knight Doug queen alma,,,

Assassin Lavi ....

Messenger Cecil lets say I missed the whole thing bc sel isnt comfy having to pretend to know shit that she doesnt kno

Assassin Lavi okay

Knight Doug your majesty,,,,, Knight Doug pls notice me, senpai Knight Doug: ;; i'mg one by e

Assassin Lavi: omg }

Queen Alma: siNCE WHEN ]

Messenger Cecil: ( rip doug s knee

Knight Doug: ;; sINCE DOUG CAME IN, HE'S BEEN ON ONE KNEE TO GREET ALMA

Queen Alma: hAS HE REA L LY ] Queen Alma: Im SO SOrrY I miSSED IT ]

Knight Doug: ;; YES

Queen Alma: a w k w a rc ]

Knight Doug: ;; IT 'S O K AY Knight Doug: ;; I'M LA UG H IN G

Queen Alma: awkwarc ]

Knight Doug: ;; awkwarc

Queen Alma: oH I SEE IT ]

Knight Doug: ;; Y E

Queen Alma shit what lets pretend u havent been doing that for like five years Queen Alma im normally more attentive sorry

Knight Doug thank u, ma'am

Queen Alma wait who even are you

Knight Doug it's alright Knight Doug one of,, king cross' knights,,

Queen Alma: iS SHE SUPPOSED TO KNOW HIm ]

Knight Doug: ;; iF U WANT HER TO Knight Doug: ;; SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO

Queen Alma: are there ties between her kingdom and birdland ]

Knight Doug: ;; p ossibly n o t Knight Doug: ;; b u t Knight Doug: ...king cross sent me as a messenger. Knight Doug: to request that... Knight Doug holds his breath for a moment before sighing

Messenger Cecil: (vWAR

Knight Doug: he wishes to have some of the wine from the party.

Queen Alma oh my god pleas-- Queen Alma i knew it

Knight Doug: he is drunken beyond belief, ma'am.

Messenger Cecil: ( lmaO

Knight Doug: i apologize.

Queen Alma takes a deep breath Queen Alma: Tell your King that I will never give him my wine ever until he recompenses me for my bird he felt the necessity to shoot down. Queen Alma >: (

Knight Doug: ... Knight Doug swallows hard and keeps his head lowered Knight Doug: yes ma'am.

Messenger Cecil rip

Queen Alma: But you are more than welcome to have some if you'd like, sir.

Knight Doug: ...thank you, ma'am. Knight Doug isn't sure whether,, he should stand or not,, Knight Doug r i p

Queen Alma: No need to be so formal, you're more than welcome to get up. Queen Alma: I don't need you on your knee.

Knight Doug th an k y o u Knight Doug stands slowly, dipping his head once more

Queen Alma fuck cross Queen Alma why dont you just come join my kingdom instead Queen Alma id be more than glad to have you

Knight Doug aaaa Knight Doug i will take it into consideration Knight Doug thank you ;v;

Queen Alma the offer is always on the table

Assassin Deak u don't want a knight like him

Queen Alma why not

Assassin Deak he's a snitch

Messenger Cecil someone is jeeellllyyyy

Assassin Deak he tells everything he knows when you get him drunk enough Assassin Deak jEALOUS?!?! HOW AM I JEALOUS?!?!!?

Queen Alma but hes cute Queen Alma i like him

Knight Doug : >

Messenger Cecil he's a knight and you're not

Assassin Deak he's just a knight Assassin Deak nothing more, nothing less

Messenger Cecil he's at least somewhere close to the royalty

Queen Alma and youre an illegitimate child Queen Alma so you're not even anything at all

Assassin Deak he couldn't even protect that commoner child that w- Assassin Deak wow

Messenger Cecil oUcH

Queen Alma sorry Queen Alma that was rude Queen Alma it just,,, slipped out

Knight Doug ge t h i m

Assassin Deak fine. make him your knight. see where it gets you

Queen Alma if he takes my offer, i will

Pegasus Knight Lena joined the chat

Messenger Cecil: ( gaps Messenger Cecil: ( there she is,,,,

Assassin Deak: ;; alice lives again Assassin Deak: ;; lena lives again

Messenger Cecil: ( I want Lena to become queen Messenger Cecil: ( one true queen

Pegasus Knight Lena: my beautiful blood covered child ] Pegasus Knight Lena: my merderer ] Pegasus Knight Lena fight me doug Pegasus Knight Lena knight v knight

Knight Doug wh Knight Doug why Knight Doug i

Pegasus Knight Lena there can only be one knight in charge

Knight Doug i do not want to fight right n o w

Pegasus Knight Lena and its me Pegasus Knight Lena fight me

Knight Doug i Knight Doug mademoiselle, please,,

Messenger Cecil ur colors are pretty together

Pegasus Knight Lena fiGHT ME RIGHT NOW OR I'LL SPEAR YOU THROUGH THE EYE

Knight Doug i nEED MY EYE Knight Doug LEAVE ME AL ON E

Pegasus Knight Lena >: (

Knight Doug :'<

Pegasus Knight Lena weak

Knight Doug excusez-moi

Pegasus Knight Lena just sayin' it how it is

Knight Doug excusez-moi

Pegasus Knight Lena maybe if ya' fought

Knight Doug ExcUsEz-mOI?!?!!?

Pegasus Knight Lena or if ya' were any good at bein' a knight

Knight Doug fiGHT M E

Messenger Cecil doug is getting wrecked

Knight Doug FIGHT M E Knight Doug FIGHT ME FIGHT ME FIGHT ME FIGHT ME FIGHT ME

Pegasus Knight Lena ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Pegasus Knight Lena lets fight then

Knight Doug AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pegasus Knight Lena meet me in the courtyard, doug Pegasus Knight Lena unless you're too scared

Knight Doug >:I Knight Doug gOING TO THE COURTYARD

Assassin Deak finally, rid of the bitch

Pegasus Knight Lena is waiting in the courtyard >: (

Knight Doug in the courtyard Knight Doug lets go!

Princess Zuki is probably gonna watch from afar

Knight Doug >:I

Pegasus Knight Lena draws a v sharp sword ok rdy

Knight Doug dRAWS HIS SWORD AND SHIELD Knight Doug IS READY

Assassin Deak gonna go watch

Pegasus Knight Lena go ahead take the first hit Pegasus Knight Lena wimpy

Princess Zuki hates this shit but theyre not under her jurisdiction or w/e it is

Messenger Cecil is also watching then ig

Knight Doug carefully steps forward, eyes narrowed

Princess Zuki ,,,,does alma know about this--

Messenger Cecil to whoever is standing next to him, Messenger Cecil: What is happening?

Princess Zuki it me

Knight Doug: en garde! Knight Doug takes a slash at her tBH

Princess Zuki: ...they're fighting like barbarians.

Knight Doug FIGHT ME

Pegasus Knight Lena: We aren't fencing!

Knight Doug WE ARE NOW

Pegasus Knight Lena moVES BACK MOTHERFUckING FEnCING

Messenger Cecil: But she is a woman... Messenger Cecil not used to female knights rip

Knight Doug slowly takes a step back before looking for another opportunity to attack

Princess Zuki

: so?

Messenger Cecil unless this is a kind if world where that is common????

Assassin Deak leans back against the wall and just watches

Princess Zuki: { going to bed Princess Zuki left the chat

Pegasus Knight Lena are u a fencing knight btw

Assassin Deak is placing his bets on lenalee tbh

Pegasus Knight Lena what kind of knight fen ce s

Knight Doug i learned that way

Pegasus Knight Lena what a twig

Knight Doug are you going to attack back? Knight Doug or are you just going to trash talk?

Pegasus Knight Lena i feel like trash talking

Knight Doug >:I

Pegasus Knight Lena and seeing if you're ever gonna do something useful w/ that stick you call a sword

Knight Doug spins before delivering a blow hopefully to her leg

Pegasus Knight Lena wHY DID YOU SPin doUG

Knight Doug bECAUSE IT TECHNICALLY HELPS Knight Doug IT PUTS MORE POWER INTO THE BLOW

Pegasus Knight Lena and makes you more vulnerable to miss and get hit back if you do miss Pegasus Knight Lena thats predictable bc u have 2 spin which takes more moving

Knight Doug good job pointing that out Knight Doug now fight me

Pegasus Knight Lena cant u see im busy criticizing

Knight Doug s TOP AND FIGHT ME

Pegasus Knight Lena moves backwards to avoid the swipe before swinging back at him bitch u gotta use brute force not some twig

Knight Doug o k Knight Doug ge ts hit and grips the wound with a hiss Knight Doug glares at her before moving back, trying to calculate another attack Knight Doug o i was wrong about that, oops Knight Doug haha silly isa,,, spinning reduces power

Pegasus Knight Lena moves forward and swings the sword down at him

Knight Doug pARRIES!! Knight Doug takes a step back and huffs

Pegasus Knight Lena hOW THE FUCK DID U PARRY WITH UR STUPID TWIG

Assassin Deak: just kick his ass already!

Knight Doug IT'S A GOOD SWORD SHUT UP

Pegasus Knight Lena moves forward again and swings once more Pegasus Knight Lena not giving u time to wait

Knight Doug aHSHFHBG Knight Doug qUICKLY STEPS BACK BEFORE STRIKING

Pegasus Knight Lena wHAT KIND OF STRIKE DANG IT

Knight Doug A STAB

Pegasus Knight Lena wow rude

Knight Doug I'M DONE PLAYING GA M ES Knight Doug u were the one that wanted to fight me

Pegasus Knight Lena steps backwards ow i was poked by a twig Pegasus Knight Lena v injure

Assassin Deak: kick his ass!

Pegasus Knight Lena ur stupid baby sword cant puncture armor smh Pegasus Knight Lena these r the medieval times not the french revolution loSEr

Knight Doug takes another swing at her legs >:I

Assassin Deak this is almost painful

Pegasus Knight Lena moves back again for a second before stepping forward when the movement is completed, swinging the broadsword in a left arc

Assassin Deak is tempted to just Assassin Deak draw his dagger and end doug himself

Pegasus Knight Lena chILL DEAK Pegasus Knight Lena WHAT IS WROng

Assassin Deak >:IIIII

Knight Doug uM?!?! Knight Doug t ak e s the hi t Knight Doug because he's a man not a wimp Knight Doug has two bleeding gashes now but

Pegasus Knight Lena no thats bc ur stupid

Knight Doug he isn't gonna give up

Pegasus Knight Lena being a man is knowing how to step back out of the general area of being hurt

Knight Doug will you like Knight Doug leave me alone? Knight Doug let me live while i still can??

Pegasus Knight Lena you agreed to fight, so no

Knight Doug bc i'm probably going to die before the end of this au Knight Doug isa changed his mind

Pegasus Knight Lena brings the sword up and swings it down towards doug since he isnt moVING

Knight Doug parries again, panting just a bit Knight Doug ok are you wearing any like face gear or

Pegasus Knight Lena you mean like a helmet

Knight Doug yeah Knight Doug that thing Knight Doug isa's tired ok

Pegasus Knight Lena not one that's covering my face, just the sides and back of my head

Knight Doug : > Knight Doug takes swing at her face, hopefully to cut across her cheek and to her lips Knight Doug : >

Pegasus Knight Lena nOT COOL

Knight Doug THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CALLING MY SWORD A TWIG

Pegasus Knight Lena gets cut and steps back

Knight Doug quickly steps back afterward

Pegasus Knight Lena: It still cuts like a twig.

Knight Doug hums Knight Doug: perhaps you'd like another cut.

Pegasus Knight Lena: Perhaps you'd like to find a better sword.

Knight Doug: have you perhaps got one i can borrow? Knight Doug: i was not expecting a fight.

Pegasus Knight Lena: Unfortunately I'm lacking a spare at the moment.

Knight Doug: ah. Knight Doug: that's quite alright. Knight Doug: perhaps we should wait until i have a better weapon since this is unfair?

Pegasus Knight Lena: Is it unfair if that's the weapon you choose? Pegasus Knight Lena: Should a Knight not be prepared at all times to be good?

Knight Doug: like i said... i was not expecting a fight. i came as a messenger.

Pegasus Knight Lena scoffs Pegasus Knight Lena: A knight being a messenger surely sends a message.

Knight Doug hums Knight Doug: with a king like cross, i think you would understand.

Pegasus Knight Lena sheathes her sword and shakes her head Pegasus Knight Lena: A pity to have a King like that.

Knight Doug takes a deep breath before sheathing his sword as well Knight Doug: ...he means well.

Pegasus Knight Lena: Sure, if not he would have been overthrown long ago.

Knight Doug: i will not argue. Knight Doug: i see no point in it. Knight Doug: ...it has been nice to see you, though... old friend. Knight Doug smiles and turns to walk back to get himself some wine and patch himself up

Pegasus Knight Lena: OooOOo o ] Pegasus Knight Lena: in te n se p ain ]

Knight Doug: ;; l aUGHS AND CRI E S

Assassin Deak: ... Assassin Deak: you... Assassin Deak: you know him?

Pegasus Knight Lena scoffs and wipes at her face Pegasus Knight Lena: No.

Assassin Deak hums,, Assassin Deak: why did he call you old friend then? Assassin Deak tilts his head Assassin Deak: there must be some sort of connection between you and him.

Pegasus Knight Lena: You ask a lot of questions, don't you? Pegasus Knight Lena: I haven't the slightest idea, though.

Assassin Deak: i suppose i do. Assassin Deak: i'm a very curious man.

Pegasus Knight Lena: Curiosity killed the cat.

Assassin Deak g r i n s Assassin Deak: true. Assassin Deak: good thing the cat has nine lives.

Knight Doug drinking wine, drinking wine, trying to fORGET Knight Doug hahaha

Assassin Lavi has no idea where tf he is or what he's doing tbh

Assassin Deak come outside Assassin Deak some chick just pretty much kicked a guy's ass

Assassin Lavi okay??? Assassin Lavi and I missed it?????

Assassin Deak yes Assassin Deak you missed it

Assassin Lavi wow r00d af why didn't u invite me Assassin Lavi I'm coming over >: (

Assassin Deak u were busy or something Assassin Deak i didn't want to disturb u

Assassin Lavi comes over and just Assassin Lavi who??? Assassin Lavi tf are these people Assassin Lavi and have you been SOCIALIZING without me I'm impressed

Knight Doug i called the fight off Knight Doug it's different

Assassin Deak i don't know their names but Assassin Deak it was pretty boring Assassin Deak he didn't really even fight

Assassin Lavi any blood?

Assassin Deak so neeh Assassin Deak yeah Assassin Deak he got cut up a few times

Assassin Lavi cuz I was gonna say Assassin Lavi lame af if not

Assassin Deak it was still boring Assassin Deak no one died

Assassin Lavi so still lame af

Assassin Deak yeah Assassin Deak i took bets on the lady but Assassin Deak he was chicken and ran to lick his wounds

Assassin Lavi shoulda gone and finished the job Assassin Lavi Imeanwhat

Assassin Deak i actually thought about it

Assassin Lavi: Wanna introduce me to your new friends?

Assassin Deak he looks like one of "king cross'" knights Assassin Deak sn or t s Assassin Deak: friends? Assassin Deak: you're kidding...

Assassin Lavi: Figure of speech, don't nitpick

Assassin Deak s c o f f s Assassin Deak leans back against the wall Assassin Deak: she says i ask a lot of questions. Assassin Deak: i don't ask that many questions....

Pegasus Knight Lena yes you do

Assassin Lavi: Depends on the day

Assassin Deak um?? no?? Assassin Deak: ...so you agree with her?

Assassin Lavi: woops did I say that? Assassin Lavi : >

Assassin Deak rolls his eye and gives lavi a playful shove

Assassin Lavi kek

Assassin Deak: you might as well have said it.

Assassin Lavi: Anyway unless her name is "she says I ask a lot of question" you didn't actually Assassin Lavi: introduce me

Knight Doug comes back outside and sees Them

Assassin Deak rOLLS HIS EYE AGAIN

Assassin Lavi wiggles his brow at the lady Assassin Lavi hey good lookin'

Assassin Deak: aestor. his name is aestor. he's my brother. Assassin Deak slaps him on the back of the head Assassin Deak: where're your manners?!

Assassin Lavi !!!!!!

Pegasus Knight Lena unimpressed af

Knight Doug just,, sits down and watches,,

Assassin Lavi: Why're you hitting me I didn't do anything!

Pegasus Knight Lena a rock would be more impressed rn

Assassin Lavi wow r00d

Assassin Deak: i saw you doing that weird thing you do!

Assassin Lavi the conman liked my flirtations : < Assassin Lavi: weird thing?

Assassin Deak good for him

Assassin Lavi: You mean this?

Pegasus Knight Lena he must have low standards

Assassin Lavi wiggles his brow at Deak now

Assassin Deak: don't. Assassin Deak STRAIGHT UP CONSIDERING SLAPPING HIM

Assassin Lavi brow wiggling intensifies

Assassin Deak shoves him back and shakes his head Assassin Deak: ...anyway.

Assassin Lavi snickering

Assassin Deak: forget about my brother.

Assassin Lavi: wow.

Pegasus Knight Lena i think after this ill forget about both of you so

Assassin Lavi: Just throwin' me aside like that

Assassin Deak: my name is indulf. Assassin Deak: it's a pleasure to meet you, madame.

Knight Doug ,,,

Assassin Lavi indulf

Knight Doug low giggling Knight Doug what idiots

Assassin Deak shut the fuck up it's a good name

Assassin Lavi also it was astor, son of aestor but y'know

Pegasus Knight Lena: Pleasure. Is that all, or is there something else you'd like?

Assassin Lavi details

Assassin Deak shut the fUCK UP Assassin Deak i'm trying Assassin Deak: ...something... else?

Pegasus Knight Lena : /

Assassin Deak oh u mean like ur boobs or something haha Assassin Deak jk jk Assassin Deak pls don't kill me

Assassin Lavi rests his head on Deak's shoulder Assassin Lavi: did you have something else in mind? Assassin Lavi wiggly brow

Knight Doug w e i r d o s

Pegasus Knight Lena: Not particularly. Pegasus Knight Lena : / / / / / / / /

Assassin Deak: we... have a few tricks up our sleeve. Assassin Deak ch uc k l e s

Knight Doug oh my god

Assassin Lavi : > > > >

Knight Doug stands up Knight Doug steps over and looks at them

Pegasus Knight Lena looks over oh its,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, u

Assassin Lavi fightfightfightfight

Knight Doug yeah, it's me. unfortunately.

Assassin Deak fIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT

Knight Doug: ...just... who are you two? Knight Doug: and how did you get in here?

Pegasus Knight Lena: Oh, I assumed you would know one another. Pegasus Knight Lena: You all act like you'd be friends. Pegasus Knight Lena ur all stupid

Knight Doug got u covered, lena- Knight Doug wOW Knight Doug I TRY TO HELP YOU AND Knight Doug WOW

Pegasus Knight Lena : /

Assassin Lavi: Why would we be friends? Assassin Lavi genuinely confused blinking Assassin Lavi has no idea wtf went on Assassin Lavi he's v lost Assassin Lavi help me Deak

Assassin Deak looks at doug Assassin Deak: we're here because we deserve to be.

Pegasus Knight Lena: Do you now.

Assassin Deak looks at lena Assassin Deak: yes. Assassin Deak: we do.

Pegasus Knight Lena: If you say so.

Assassin Deak: we're royalty.

Pegasus Knight Lena: Of course. Pegasus Knight Lena: Who isn't these days? Pegasus Knight Lena intense inner eyeroll

Assassin Deak: aren't you just a sweetheart? Assassin Deak can u hear that sarcasm?

Pegasus Knight Lena no, try harder Pegasus Knight Lena: The sweetest.

Assassin Deak: ...

Assassin Lavi: .... Assassin Lavi: sassy

Assassin Deak sn i c k e r i n g

Knight Doug: i think you two should really hush. Knight Doug :I

Assassin Lavi: Y'must be someone at least semi-important I'm guessing Assassin Lavi @ Lena

Knight Doug wow

Assassin Lavi what

Knight Doug i'm about to stab out your other eye

Assassin Lavi wHY

Knight Doug because

Assassin Lavi whAT DID I DO

Pegasus Knight Lena: Unfortunately, unlike every dog in the world, I am nothing that important, Sir.

Assassin Lavi slow blink Assassin Lavi okay??? Assassin Lavi cryptic

Knight Doug slowly draws his sword,,

Pegasus Knight Lena that was not cryptic

Knight Doug: really. i think it's time for you to go.

Assassin Deak: after you. Assassin Deak g r i n s

Assassin Lavi: What great hospitality.

Assassin Deak: i feel so threatened...

Assassin Lavi hums and yawns unconcerned. Just gonna nap right here on your shoulder for a moment while the smol boys play with their toys if that's cool Deak

Pegasus Knight Lena is it time 2 fight Pegasus Knight Lena i also have a sword heck

Assassin Lavi sure I missed the earlier fight so

Knight Doug if they don't stop, i'm going to fight them

Assassin Lavi what are we doing tho

Knight Doug being pests

Assassin Lavi besides standing here looking sexy

Pegasus Knight Lena youre not looking sexy

Knight Doug h e a t h e n s

Pegasus Knight Lena you're looking like idiots

Assassin Lavi wow r00d

Assassin Deak sm h

Assassin Lavi: ...never caught names

Pegasus Knight Lena: What?

Assassin Lavi or were there Assassin Lavi names Assassin Lavi I don't remember

Assassin Deak: ...i don't know their names.

Assassin Lavi wait no there weren't Assassin Lavi: Never caught your names~

Assassin Deak r i p

Knight Doug: ...what does it matter?

Assassin Lavi: Its only fair and courteous. We gave you ours. Assassin Lavi our fake ones anyway

Knight Doug: ...douglas. douglas marius roux. Knight Doug: but... doug works just fine.

Assassin Lavi: A pleasure~ Assassin Lavi ur turn Lena

Pegasus Knight Lena : / Pegasus Knight Lena u already fourth wall know it

Assassin Lavi but that's the 4th wall

Pegasus Knight Lena: Lee is fine. Pegasus Knight Lena fuck u getting my first name creeps

Assassin Lavi: Lee Assassin Lavi: How short and sweet~

Pegasus Knight Lena rock is still more impressed than i am

Assassin Lavi its fine challenges make life more fun

Pegasus Knight Lena ugh Pegasus Knight Lena im going to stab you

Knight Doug watches them for a moment before turning away Knight Doug: you don't belong here. Knight Doug neither do i but Knight Doug haha here i am

Assassin Lavi: Says who?

Knight Doug: ... Knight Doug: you just don't.

Assassin Lavi: uh huh

Knight Doug ignores the actual question

Assassin Lavi: great argument

Knight Doug: i'm sure the queen doesn't like outsiders, but... Knight Doug: i could be wrong. Knight Doug shrugs Knight Doug: you two don't look so royal to me.

Assassin Deak ,,i'm going to kill him

Assassin Lavi: ...and I didn't take you for an ass yet here we are Assassin Lavi hee haw

Pegasus Knight Lena did you actually Pegasus Knight Lena really do that

Knight Doug glares for a moment before beginning to walk away

Pegasus Knight Lena wow

Assassin Lavi : > Assassin Lavi did it Assassin Lavi got away with it Assassin Lavi y'know

Pegasus Knight Lena that was beyond lame

Assassin Lavi and yet

Assassin Deak it was actually,, pretty good,,

Pegasus Knight Lena no it was lame

Assassin Deak you're lame

Pegasus Knight Lena okay

Assassin Deak : >

Pegasus Knight Lena coming from you that doesnt mean much but Pegasus Knight Lena whatever makes you feel better about yourself

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