#anything at all helps 😭 i just really want to get a salad and some tums and pepto bismol and maybe stuff for light sandwiches | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

thatdeadaquarius · 1 year ago

Text

@goldensunsetchild Asked:

Hello there! I know that you might be busy right now but I wanted to let you know an idea that I have, greatly inspired by your post: spanish reader who gets homesick but instead of getting depressed by it starts to do things they used to do back on their world. Dancing to their traditional dances while singing their accompanying songs, teaching the children the games they used to play when they were younger and also telling folktales to everyone who is interested in listening to. If you decide to do this idea and want to incorporate things from Costa Rica, please let me know and I'll help you with anything you need (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。

(Content under cut)

HELLO YES SORRY IT TOOK ME SO DAMN LONG TO GET TO THIS!! 😭 /gen

I went to Costa Rica back in highschool in 2018? I think, and when I tell you I FELL IN LOVEEEE <3333

Costa Rica is a beautiful country and everyone was really nice, vibes were immaculate 🤌 ✨

☆

Sun: Costa Rican Reader! (you/they/them)

Stars: Sumeru cast

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: None known & Trigger Warnings: alcohol usage/drinking game.

Orbit: Headcanons-ish

☆

when u first crash landed in Teyvat, people luckily recognized you from when u were a player!

and u took in whatever culture and traditions everyone was so excited to show you as they were kind enough to give u clothes/food/shelter etc.

butttt… it did get overwhelming after a few months, and u got homesick more and more often :(

after all there wasn’t really an equivalent country to Costa Rica, and you couldn’t just take a plane back home, you were stuck here for… however long it takes someone to leave a video game universe??

You decided to actually do smth abt the crippling depression and “outsider” feelings instead of just rotting away, and went to Sumeru to get closer to the greenery of your home,

it made you feel a little better, but it could be the best, so u decide to lowkey force everyone in Sumeru to convert to Costa Rican LMAO

so ofc u did the most logical thing to convert ppl to a culture, the food!

u helped fund a small restaurant full of classic Costa Rican foods (coughandsoyoucaneatitwheneveryouwantcough)

(u still have the insane mora leftover from what u had in game so ur basically one of the richest ppl in Teyvat ngl 💀)

u recreated just the basic gallo pinto/casado with what was available (some beans from Natlan and rice from Inazuma/Liyue, the Ajilenakh nut from Sumeru acc kinda acts like plantains :0 and local fish/greens for salad)

Needless to say Sumeru is fascinated by the new cuisine and esp since its not a secret that you’ve funded it/made the menu from your homeworld

Alhaitham orders the casado most of the time bc he “admires the exact proportions, its all the nutrients you need, perfectly balanced” NERDDD

Tighnari likes barbudos bc there's not a lot of egg dishes in Sumeru but there are a lot of greens, so he “likes the familiar in unique combinations!”

unsurprisingly, Cyno likes Chancelta bc he can pick it up, eat it quickly, and go on with his patrol

Collei, Kaveh (and secretly Dehya lol) really like being able to munch and snack on sugar cane, (and the plantain imitation desserts!)

(u found sugarcane deep in sumeru forests, it was like on ur world, but sweet flowers sprouted out of the stalks too!)

You decide the next phase was to introduce dances and other fun stuff!!

Nilou was literally shaking with excitement to learn the traditional dances <3 (and also getting ur permission to add fun twists or Sumeru elements to them)

the kids that like to hang around and watch the troupe practice (and join) absolutely got obsessed with swing criollo, it was so cute to watch them all pair up and kinda trip over their own feet trying the footwork out

(u may or may not have teared up bc the band learned how to play a Spanish song for u guys to dance to, just for you)

teaching the theater troupes musicians how to adapt upbeat songs like Caballito Nicoyano or Ticas Lindas

omg getting Nilou Kaveh Faruzan Cyno Dehya (and Dunyazard!) to do the calipso limonense always cheers you up, (which is why they are so eager to do it when ur feeling homesick ❤️‍🩹)

Kaveh steps on too many people’s toes, Dehya gets dizzy from the spins/turns easily, Faruzan keeps spinning for too long, Nilou and Dunyazard are actually secretly latina bc they're so good at it (did they outdo you?? no, no they couldn't possibly-)

and Cyno just really likes the little dance line everyone makes lol

speaking of the General Mahamatra

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

u CANNOT teach Cyno a new game from your home country, and expect him to NOT be the most competitive mf in Teyvat abt it

that's actually how u spread any games from back home, Cyno just does all the work for you and challenges ppl to things like jackses and no one knows what it is

which he then proceeds to strong arm them into learning and beat their asses at it

(yes Cyno wins against you a lot, sorry lmao)

You definitely had a drinking game centered around it one time and the consequences changed with each person who lost

like Cyno had to learn how to cook tamales that were edible, and more importantly..

Alhaitham had to at least attempt the swing criollo lol

(was it unfairly attractive? maybe. was watching Nilou, who was teaching him, and Alhaitham both do swing criollo 2x as attractive?? that's just for u and the Sumeru vision users to know)

SPEAKING OF ALHAITHAM

absolutely hilarious, yet also impressive?? how quickly he picked up ur slang

smug bastard picked it up based off sheer context/vibes too, u didn't even explain it to him, just u trying to go sit down in ur Costa Rican restaurant and he pulls u back before someone mows u down saying “hey, suave un toque-”

YOUR NECK FUCKING CRACKING BC U WHIPPED AROUND TO LOOK AT HIM SO FAST LMAOOO

(ngl u scared the fuck out of the poor scholar before he got all smug abt knowing slang)

accidentally spread this knowledge to other vision users bc he got in the habit of casually using it, tbh more often when ur not around lol (Alhaitham being caught having habits bc he's fond of other ppl?? never)

his favorite is “qué chante…😒 ” obv lol

so now the forest rangers use stuff like pura vida and tuanis sending each other off on patrols! Collei so cutely excited to explain to other Sumeru ppl or tourists where the words come from and what they mean, spreading ur Costa Rica agenda very well 👌

and the mahamatra like to use “Jale pa’la choza” when coming back from the desert to Sumeru city homebase! :)

ALSO bonus:

u absolutely got leyendas into the bedtime warning/ghost stories of the entirety of Sumeru children lmao

u start spooking kids like Dori (Nahida finds them fascinating)

and after awhile u notice Cyno and Dehya mentioning watching out at night for La Llorona or los cadejos 💀??

like you've genuinely made them paranoid, bc they wanna be sweethearts and protect you from them, like even if they don't believe they exist, they're worried you do and are trying to make u feel better lol <3

☆

an iced coffee? for me?? :O

Blessed be Costa Rica, such a lovely country when I went, and as soon as I got off the plane coming back the first thing I did was make a Costa Rican meal the best I could

like got my mom to prep from dry black beans and rice etc. as fresh as we could get (nowhere near costa rica level btw) and made fresh guac and fried plantain chips and salmon I think? literally cooked the first night back bc I knew I missed the food already/knew id get sick

and I was RIGHT, that food I made was fine, but any other American food so bad I got nauseous

I literally got sick COMING BACK TO THE U.S like 😨???!!! I knew it was bad but not THAT bad lmao

and the first meal I had after that was still a homecooked meal, like my mom made it💀

love the coffee from there too, we even ordered coffee from the farm we visited when I got back to US it was so good (10x better than American obv)

THANK YOU BTW GOLDEN!! FOR BEING SO PATIENT AND LOVELY TELLING ME ALL ABT COSTA RICA <3333

I hope this did some amount of justice to ur beautiful home! :)

Safe Travels Golden Child,

💀♒

If you wanna join a taglist, DM me what for! "Pspspsss, please tag me for [All SAGAU posts, Only SAGAU Language AUs, diff fandom, etc.]!"

(If you ever wanna drop, just DM me! "No more taglists/specifically this AU/fandom, please!")

♡my beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche / @chocogi / @fallen-starr / @areaderofbooks / @devilangel657 / @esthelily

#genshin sagau #sagau #genshin isekai #genshin imagines #my asks #aqua asks #fuck i cant remember my tags #genshin impact #genshin impact sagau #genshin x reader #genshin x costa rican reader #costa rican reader #poc reader #gender neutral reader

237 notes · View notes

base0h · 2 years ago

Note

Yknow i kinda feel like I live in ur ask box but I just cannot get enough of how you write 💟💟 I suppose I’m feeling mischievous because, how do you think the monster trio would react to you asking them to open a pickle jar because ‘you can’t open it’ but in reality you glued it shut as a prank 💀

a/n - anime you can live here rent free if you want 💜 oml everytime you request im excited!! your requests are so funny 😭

Warnings ⚠️ - crack, g/n reader

- idk if there’s a jar he can’t open but- you were determined to make this one absolutely impossible to open

- super glue always seemed to work, so you glued the cap onto the jar and ran over to find Luffy lying on the couch, napping away as usual

- you tapped his nose and he sat upright pretty quickly, rubbing his eyes

- “Hey Lu, can you open this for me? I cant open it.”

- He grinned, flexing his arms with a laugh, “Shishishi~ gimme it!”

- he took it and expected for the cap to fly off, but instead, it stayed put while his hand spun around the cap

- …

- the silence was so loud 💀

- “AGHHHHH WHY WONT IT OPEN?!”

- man tried opening it with his feet 💀 Idek if you wanna eat the pickles anymore bro

- he could easily break the jar, but he didn’t want to waste the pickles 😭

- while he was fuming about it in the corner, sobbing about how he’d become so weak because he can’t open the jar, you switched it out, grabbing one you had already opened before

- “Oh i got it, nevermind!”

- he literally shot up, staring at the open jar in your hands

- man was sobbing 😭

- “I’VE GOTTEN SO WEAK Y/N- I don’t even deserve to be your boyfriend anymore-“

- you felt so bad- so you ended up giving him the entire pickle jar to himself which made him forget about this incident

- you promised yourself never to do that again because he cried for a solid 45 minutes about how he wouldn’t be able to protect you anymore and how useless he is 🫠

- you could ask him anything and he’d do it without thinking twice

- a full 7 course meal? Please, that’s easy

- a whole bouquet of hand arranged flowers? Of course!

- opening a pickle jar would be nothing, or at least he thought so

- you decided it’d be funny to see his reaction if he couldn’t open the jar because you had glued it shut beforehand

- after you borrowed some glue from Usopp, you went to ask Sanji to open it

- “Hey Sanji, can you open this for me? I was gonna make egg salad!”

- he took it with a smile. The thought of eating the food you made fueled his motivation and strength to open this jar

- he was actually pretty confused why it wouldn’t open when he tried to screw it off

- he tried several more times before he hurriedly rushed off to the kitchen, ransacking the drawers for a jar opener, pliers, anything

- he did literally everything- banging the jar against the counter, using the pliers, twisting it with the jar opener, and at one point, he held the jar opener so tight that he broke it in half😭

- he even tried stabbing a hole in the top!

- nothing succeeded

- he was at this for about 15 minutes 💀

- when he came out with such a depressed look on his face, you couldn’t help but regret playing this little prank on him

- “Sorry- I couldn’t open it..”

- he was about to cry I swear 😭

- you gave in, how could you let him feel so sad?! It was just a joke after all-

- ��It was a joke Sanji don’t worry- I glued it shut beforehand.. Sorry for joking about it-“

- 1, he was kind of sad that you’d play a prank like that on him. And 2, you really weren’t gonna make the egg salad?.. 🥺

- “Can you still make the egg salad though?”

- his eyes were sparkling- omfg how could you say no?!

- you made the egg salad for him with the other jar of pickles, and made sure to give him lots of hugs and kisses afterwards 💜

- you always made everything better. even if you’re the one who made things worse in the first place

- is there anything this man can’t do? he can’t take a shower or find the bathroom.

- anyways- there’s almost nothing that this man cannot do

- you’re a shit stirrer (affectionate) so you decided to superglue a jar shut, expecting him to struggle with opening it

- “Zoro can you open this? I cant open it.”

- he took it with a yawn and tried opening it the first try, and it wouldn’t budge

- man almost opened his other eye from shock, why tf wouldn’t it open??

- he kept trying it before he used his sword to slice he cap off quickly

- you were about to start wheezing, zoro couldn’t open a jar of pickles

- “Shut it y/n I know you’re laughing” that sent you to heaven and back omg you were on the floor, struggling to breathe

- “SHUT UP!”

- his pride was gravely wounded after this- roronoa zoro, defeated by jar of pickles

- he was sulking for a while, ignoring you like a big baby

- “Zoro it was a joke- it was superglued shut.”

- he pinned you against the wall, leaning close to your ear, “I’m gonna show you what happens when you play jokes on me like that.”

- his tone was almost a growl, and he started dragging you back towards the room

- this is when you realized, why weren’t you in the hallways by now?

- “ZORO- THE ROOM IS THE OTHER WAY DUMBASS!”

- “I- WELL- YOU DIDN’T TELL ME THAT.”

- “DON’T GET ALL SEDUCTIVE AND THEN FORGET WHERE THE ROOM IS YOU IDIOT 💀”

a/n - pls zoro is so dumb sometimes

1K notes · View notes

lostfracturess · 2 months ago

Note

woah woah woah just read the chapter and i am here <33333 first of all, thanks for the chapter and totally an unexpected continuation, i literally jumped on bed from the excitement!!! secondly, although this chapter wasn't as intense and emotionally draining as the previous one (and thanks FUCKING GOD BECAUSE MY HEART WOULDN'T SURVIVE IT), i enjoyed it immensely! this chapter was so funny and light hearted (please everyone read it carefully: a funny and light hearted chapter in symptoms and causes), well, i mean, there indeed were intense moments and a flair of angst, but for this story it's like a beach episode in anime 😭😭😭 thirdly, i just totally absolutely completely admire your talent, because you're such a diverse writer, who's able to write the angst (you're literally the queen of angst, I don't even have to say it. i am a sucker for it); the EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS; you're so perfect at capturing the slightest changes in it, literally, i am so in awe and the CONTROVERSY AND DILEMMA; literally, these three things are the main reasons why are you one of my favourite creators ever <3 then the plot of course, the characters, the way they feel so alive in your hands is everything to me. every one is so distinguishable among the others; the smut (well, we can't ignore the beginning of the chapter, can we 😭😭😭) i remember you said that you burnt out for writing it, and that's perfectly fine, but i still consider your smut one of the best in the jjk tumblr (well, if not among the amount of the works I've read 😭😭😭); also one of my fav things ever THE TENSION. how you BUILD IT. seriously, that thing should be studied, considered the intensity of it EVERY FUCKING TIME. and i mean both physical sexual and emotional. ESPECIALLY EMOTIONAL. sometimes i wanna ripple my skin because of it AND THAT MEANS THIS IS GOOD 😭; also though you prefer angst, i can't help but also love the fluff part of everything 🥹🥹 for me the sweetest is when you put it small details (like satoru gently kissing the thigh of the s&c when he injected that preventive migraine medicine in the office or when he asked for her favourite colour to renovate the bathroom (in which he almost dies but AHEM. fluff 💜); and now this chapter, full of fun, i don't know, i feel like there isn't an aspect you don't excel as a writer, not to mention your absolutely mesmerizing and breathtaking writing style. thirdly, jesus, s&c satoru. do i even have to say anything? it should be sufficient already. i love love love him so much, the man of my dreams (minus the drugs of course, and questionable things, but NEVERTHELESS) you write him with such love that's impossible not to LOVE him. i kicking my feet every time he's in a chapter, i swear to god 😭😭😭😭😭 fourthly, their relationship with the s&c reader. i am happy it became more stable (though we do have a BIG drawback in the end of the chapter, but hey! i am trying to be optimistic.) and they started COMMUNICATE. i am so happy. AND ALL THEIR HOME INTERACTIONS, THAT MUNDANE THINGS THAT MAKE MY HEART SO FULL, SO DOMESTIC AND GOOOOOOD) LOVE LOVE LOVE. fifthly, the s&c reader and her friends, they really all shine in this chapter, i am so happy they have such a bond and clearly shines here 💜💜💜

thank you for the chapter and send you a lots of inspiration and hope your vacation was good 💓💓💓

WOAH THAT WAS KINDA AN UNEXPECTED BEGINNING 😭😭😭 but very needed.

YES SLOW SLEEPY SOFT SEXXXXX LET'S GOOOO

geez i don't the whole conversation feels so normal in contrast to all their conversations 😭😭😭 keep going nici, i might even get used to it

"Yeah, something about some TikTok guy promoting cucumber salads," you explained, still scrolling. "Seems it got a bit out of hand." AHAHAHAHAHA I REMEMBER THAT THING I LAUGHED SO HARD I ALMOST CRIED

"Yeah, a little bit of everything, Nvidia, AMD, Apple," Satoru mused, his fingers gentle on your skin" god i want him.

"You gave Dog a quick belly rub and a reassuring pat on the head before grabbing your bag and heading out the door with Satoru" DOG IS HERE. YIPEEEEE

"Fair enough. But maybe ditch the cap with the giant logo of the university I went to, complete with my graduation year on the back. It's a bit of a giveaway." He paused, a playful grin spreading across his face. "Although, I have to admit, you look rather adorable in it." I AM GONNA CRYYYYY HE'S SI STUPID AND FUNNY

THEY ARE SO CUTE I WANNA SQUISH THEM (actually i wanna them be finally happy together, live in a countryside with a Dog, married and that's all, but.....we all know who's the author...... gotta suffer for happiness, babies)

"Huh?" You blinked, confused, then all three of them suddenly stared at your neck. Your hand flew to your neck, and you quickly pulled out your phone, using the screen as a mirror. Shit. "It's not what you think." NO FUCKING WAY, JUST.......i AM SO SURE satoru SAW it and didn't tell a word because he's a JERK. look at his ass 🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻

"Startled, the three of you snapped towards the front of the lecture hall. There stood Satoru, a wicked gleam in his eyes and more gummy bear packages in his hand" NO FUCKING WAY HE HIT HER WITH GUMMY BEARS I CAN'TTTTTTTT GIRL YOU'RE SO FUNNY

"It seemed Satoru was on a roll, and no one was safe from his gummy bear inquisition. How unfortunate that he was a former basketball player and really good at aiming" that's so funny i literally can't 😭😭😭 like imagine you're a student and here's your professor that renowned dr. gojo and then he just starts hitting you with gummy bears

(we all know it's because he just fucked a s&c reader before the class)

"Satoru's gaze swept across the room. "Alright, let's kick things up a notch. Who can explain the potential role of biomimetic nanovesicles in the treatment of brain diseases?" isn't it related to their project? or am i mixing something 🤔

"And Satoru? He was watching you with an intensity that either was fascination or he wanted to undress you. Perhaps both." i just know he wanted to kneel before her so bad. he's so down bad for her it's insane 💜

"No gummy bear package came your way" this is UNACCEPTABLE. s&c reader should put him on the pussy ban, i said what i said.

"Should I have picked on Maki instead?" He rounded the desk, perching on the edge. "You know she takes everything to heart. She'd be agonizing over it for days." He twirled a pen between his fingers, the movement smooth. "Or Yuta? He's got potential, but he's still a bit green. I wouldn't want to shake his confidence. Or Mina? That girl's so eager to please, she'd probably start crying on the spot." but seriously this is kinda... considerate and thoughtful of him. yeah, in his specific manner (canon), but still is. shows another side of him, that i absolutely absolutely love. i mean this side, every side of him, and the way you get us to know another side of him every chapter 💓 uncovering a layer by layer (there's a shrek reference in it)

"He cut you off, swiftly turning you around and lifting you onto the edge of his desk. You gasped as he leaned over you, forcing you to lie back, his hands framing your hips, caging you in. One hand slid up your thigh, pushing your skirt higher" is that what i THINK IS THAT WHAT I THINK A DESK SEX PLEASE

no desk sex & I've got hit with a flair of angst with a potential of a CATASTROPHE. recognize miss nici 💜

the way he instantly recognised her lying and then a reminder of the bruises...yeah, i am totally fine. they clearly started communicating, i hope the tendency would continue, but 😢😢 and i know I KNOW something very bad will happen at the party. intuition, my ass (experience)

"I can't wait to get hurt by you again," he said. "Best fix I can get." YIPEEEEE throwing myself from the cliff 💜

"He kissed you. Innocently enough, but quickly escalated because, well, it's Satoru" totally love the fact his name only is sufficient for an explanation

"It was time to put your master plan into action. The only problem was that there was no master plan. Not really. More like a vague idea and a whole lot of hope" JESUS I AM SO NERVOUS I AM GONNA PISS MY PANTS

"It was like a frat party on steroids, no, acid, with a heavy dose of rich kid debauchery thrown in for good measure. The air was thick with the pungent scent of sweat, alcohol, weed, and God knows what else" jesus I AM SO ANXIOUS

although i think satoru would have a bad sense of nostalgia because of this party 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🥴🥴

"Aoi laughed. "Forget the bathroom, come get a drink with me first!" He grabbed your arm and Maki's, his grip strong, and started dragging you back down the stairs. Yuta and Toge had no choice but to follow, exchanging helpless looks behind Aoi's back" NO NO NO EVERYTHING WENT BAD FROM THE START I AM JUST GONNA GET IN A CAVE AT THIS POINT I AM REALLY SOOOO NERVOUS TO READ.

"You turned to see Naoya standing in the doorway, his arms crossed over his chest and a sneer twisting his scarred face" oh, the second hated person in the fic according to my version (sukuna is the first obviously and he's more cool at least than this stupid ugly rich kid piece of shit)

You met his gaze unflinchingly. "At least I've actually been inside an OR as part of the surgical team, unlike you," you fired back, your eyes raking over his scarred face. "I mean, the only time you've seen the inside of an operating room was when you were lying on the table, getting all that plastic surgery to try and fix that mangled mug of yours. Too bad it didn't take, huh?" MY QUEEN JESUS SHE'S SO JEEJJEJEJEJDDDNNDND

"Big talk from a guy who has to drug women just to get laid," you said. "I guess when you look like that, you take what you can get, huh?" it just made me realise how i just LIKE how her and satoru's personalities match with each other, how they both can be so ruthless and cocky at that point. i remember a couple of chapters ago (the latest chapter in satoru's pov) when he said they were alike, and i later commented that i didn't see that, but now i see. they are both so fiery yet fragile underneath, they're are so much alike, yet different at the same time, and this is one of the reasons they pull each other like a magnet. also absolutely adore the way they complement and each other (like satoru became more soft and kinda wary, yet he still can be...well, satoru, and the s&c reader became more reckless (which had been pointed out already a lot of times, but still!))

"People clambered up onto every available surface, dancing on tables, hanging from chandeliers, even hurling themselves off the balcony into the roiling mosh pit below. Others guzzled booze straight from the bottle, vomiting in corners and grinding against each other" I've got panicked just for READING this

"Toge, who had been quietly contemplating the door with a pensive expression, suddenly spoke up. "Break it down," he suggested mildly, as if proposing they order a pizza" well theoretically... it's not THAT bad....

"You pinched the bridge of your nose, feeling the beginnings of a migraine throbbing behind your eyes. "We are not breaking down the door. We need to be smarter than that." why i got vibes from them like the Penguins of Madagascar I DON'T KNOW THERE'S ALSO FOUR OF THEM???

"Now this is what I'm talking about!" Aoi crowed, snagging a half-empty bottle of tequila from a passing tray and chugging deeply, his Adam's apple bobbing obscenely. "So what do you say?"

“I want to go home,” Yuta said, deadpan.

HE'S SO ME I AM HIM. MY SPIRIT ANIMAL.

"We're going to challenge Naoya to a drinking contest. And we're going to win." WHAT'S THE HELL YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID 😭😭😭

a SUPERB, TOTALLY BRILLIANT, ABSOLUTELY GENIUS PLAN TO GET WASTED ON A PARTY TRYING TO OUTDRINK A PERSON WHO DRUGGED YOU. if i were satoru, i would be mad beyond any limits, when i found.

"Girl, for someone who's supposed to be the smartest one here, you come up with some really questionable ideas sometimes,” Maki said. yeah, she's a Kowalski from the Penguins

"A guy came rushing up to Naoya, his face ashen and his eyes wide. "Dude, you gotta hide the drugs! One of our professors from university is here and he brought other professors with him!" why i have a feeling i am perfectly aware of who these professors are <3

"Naoya swore under his breath, then started barking orders. "Hide everything! The booze, the weed, all of it! And someone turn off the damn music!" firstly, i don't think it's possible to cover all the weed and booze in that house, secondly, if i think these professors are who i think they are, then don't worry, i am pretty sure they saw things way more worse.

"I'm so so sorry," you quickly apologized, your hands hovering uselessly as you tried to figure out how to help. The girl looked up at you, her initial surprise giving way to a faint smile. "It's okay—" she began, but you were already moving past her, your focus solely on getting to the door." geez is that r&r reader??? you said they would meet each other at some point

"Satoru was strolling inside, looking completely at ease as he greeted students with casual handshakes and claps on the back. His smile was genuine, his demeanor relaxed. He looked like he belonged here, like he was just another guest ready to enjoy the party" WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL I AM CRYING FROM LAUGHING JUST WHAT'S HAPPENING

"You stood there, frozen, as Satoru's gaze locked onto yours, his eyes burning with a fierce intensity that seemed to strip you bare." i would rather drink the wildest booze aoi mixes for me than meet his gaze, thank you very much <3

"He shook his head, leaning in even closer. You could feel his breath on your skin, the heat of his body. "I'm not protecting you because you're a woman," he said, his voice low. "I'm protecting you because you’re my woman. And my woman has a real fucking problem with lying to me and putting herself in stupid, reckless situations." tear rolled down my thigh, idc, THIS IS SO FUCKING HOT TO ME.

"This was so, so bad" it would be fucking disastrous. but with satoru by her side (he's so pissed off, but still cares about her) i am less nervous. please don't do anything stupid, just don't 💜💜💜💜

okay, first of all i have to say that i laughed when i read this !! like i'm sorry, you know the story so well, you just know that a light and funny chapter just means DOOM later ahahah (and yeah, that will happen) but i had a lot of fun with this chapter being more light and like mundane for some parts.

and thank you so much for your kind words on my writing, they always make me soo grateful :')) i can't even express how much it means to hear you describe the emotions, dilemmas and characters like that. it's everything i hope to convey when i write, so thank you for seeing and appreciating it all. also, your messages always make me giggle and kick my feet hehe <3

when he asked for her favourite colour to renovate the bathroom (in which he almost dies but AHEM. fluff 💜)

laughing out loud omg ahaha, he’s just a silly little guyy <33

"Yeah, something about some TikTok guy promoting cucumber salads," you explained, still scrolling. "Seems it got a bit out of hand." AHAHAHAHAHA I REMEMBER THAT THING I LAUGHED SO HARD I ALMOST CRIED

just imagine me sitting in front of my google doc and thinking about what was in the news lately and this was the first thing that came to mind and then i just went with it ahah.

NO FUCKING WAY, JUST.......i AM SO SURE satoru SAW it and didn't tell a word because he's a JERK. look at his ass 🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻

this is absolutely right

isn't it related to their project? or am i mixing something 🤔

yes yes yes ! that’s part of their research

no desk sex & I've got hit with a flair of angst with a potential of a CATASTROPHE. recognize miss nici 💜

i’m sorrrrayy for the dissapointment :’))

although i think satoru would have a bad sense of nostalgia because of this party 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🥴🥴

oh he sure does !!

when he said they were alike, and i later commented that i didn't see that, but now i see. they are both so fiery yet fragile underneath, they're are so much alike, yet different at the same time, and this is one of the reasons they pull each other like a magnet.

ahh love your analysis on this one <3

firstly, i don't think it's possible to cover all the weed and booze in that house, secondly, if i think these professors are who i think they are, then don't worry, i am pretty sure they saw things way more worse.

girl :’))) gojo is innocent i swear !

geez is that r&r reader??? you said they would meet each other at some point

maybeeee mayybeee we’ll see next r&r chapter hehe

lastly, thank you so so so much for all your kindness and support, it keeps me going more than you know. sending all my love right back to you <3

#inbox #wiserion

4 notes · View notes

whoslaurapalmer · 2 months ago

Text

my cousin's wife came over today and we all talked a lot and. I do feel a little better. she was totally open to me owning a house and making that happen if that's what I really want. and lots of programs for low-income to apply to for help with bills. which like I knew existed but my mom and I never applied for them because we always combined our incomes so we always made too much for them. but I am eligibile! and that shouldn't feel scary bc that's literally what they're for. there are lots of things that are supposed to help and that can help. my mom also set her will up Perfectly so that anything we got would go into specific special needs trusts to not affect my brother or my's disability payments, which my cousin's wife will man

her: unless you don't want me to!! it's okay!!

me: well! I trust you!!

her: you got it!! but feel free to fire me too whenever you want girl it's all you and you got this!!

me: THANK YOU.........😭😭😭😭

we all went to the bank and got some stuff rolling for getting my accounts in only my name; there's a lot we can't do yet for various paperwork reasons but things we can do too. Phone calls my aunt can make and I can make. my mom also had a pension, of course, and there's a possibility it might be set up for survivor's benefits, which would. really help a lot too.

me: so you don't need my birth certificate?

the woman at the bank, who has clearly seen things in her time: oh no, but, like, thank you so, so much for bringing it.

my cousin's wife: omg of COURSE your mom rounded up in her bank records so she always had a cushion. god she was so smart

me: !!!!! 🥺🥺🥺...............

(my aunt: she didn't do it to the penny?????

me: nancy, YOUR mom does her bank records to the penny and has literally fucked up her records TWICE

anyway. consider rounding up in your personal bank records, so you always have a cushion. just like, remember there's a cushion, and add some of it back in sometimes!)

(also that made me feel really good. my mom always felt like. people judged her in the family for the way she handled money. and she wasn't always perfect at it either!! but she did a really good job!!!!!)

she also knows someone to help me pick a new insurance plan that will work the best for me. which is a relief. so I do feel. okay. MORE OKAY THAN CRYING ABOUT DETERGENT, SO!!!!! it's. it's gonna be okay. my brother and I had a really fun dinner (egg salad but we both went in different directions with what we added to it so that was nice). I asked best friend to hang out soon. loss is still like. a literal knife in me it's been six days and I want. to show my mom the new cake pusheens (I showed my brother, but he does not have a Cuteness Radar). I want to reread fruits basket but I don't think I can right now. I get anxious and I have to convince myself I'm okay instead of asking her. but that was something I'd been working on doing for the past year and she was really proud of me and I can like. picture the little wave we'd give each other sometimes while sitting in the living room together. I found a video she recorded of me on her phone last year when we were talking and I love that video a lot. my brother is loading the dishwasher so I don't have to. I got to sing today when he went home for a while and that was nice!! I want to look at my fanfic and finally reblog everything for woevember. I miss my mom. just writing mom is hard. and that's okay. tomorrow still happens.

and I did message my sister, because my brother submitted the obituary today and i wanted to tell her before any of her friends back here mightve seen it and talked to her, on that incredibly off chance. and I did include my mildly scathing sentences, which my brother approved of. and then I blocked her. because I do not have to have her in my life! which! my mom was also fine with!!

aunt linda: you know, it happens in every generation of the vandelays, back to my grandfather. someone just winds up not talking to someone else in the family!! (her own son has not spoken to her for 22 years.)

me: i.....................feel like that's reaching curse standards.

aunt linda got way too excited about that. thanks aunt linda!! 💖

4 notes · View notes

m1ckeyb3rry · 4 months ago

Note

KIRA’ S HERE 💪 W/ AN UPDATE

okay sooooooo i went to the gym today 🥳 so i normally do 3 incline for the treadmill and thought that i could handle going from 3 to 10 😭 stupid ik, 🫠 my legs are so sore and I’m slowly gonna build up now 😭 normally i would but i was feeling like extra awesome so….

I did weights too! Which I normally don’t do pretty proud of myself :D I did sets of squats + Russian twists w/ weights- then I did that 3 sets of one glute machine :) gotta grow that bootie 💪

And I did stretch 😌

And also pretty proud that i ordered this green drink w/ like spinach n shit ?? I hate greens so much omg- I honestly have the pallet of a toddler 🫠😭 It was pretty good though??? and I had wings for lunch ! I wanted a sandwich but im tryna stay away from carbs rn😭

Well this was my official first day of the rest of my life and came to tell you 😽

hope you don’t mind me slipping in ur asks every now and then :3

HIII OMG YAYY UPDATE TIME!!

HAHA yess it’s def tough working up to it…when i first started i would only spend a couple of minutes at the 12 incline and the rest at 6-8ish?? doing it kind of in intervals where you disperse shorter bursts of the higher incline with a majority at a more comfortable incline might help you progress to being consistent at the higher incline quicker because it lets your body adjust without pushing it too hard 🤔 tbh there’s still days when i only go up to the 15 incline for like the first 5-10 mins and then spend the rest of my cardio time in like the 8-10 range so i can answer emails or asks on my phone because lowkey the treadmill is kinda boring sometimes 😭

AHHH I’M SO PROUD LOOK AT YOU GOOO you will be a weightlifting pro in no time 🤩 LMAOAOA omg that’s so real though glutes forever (side note but for the longest time my mother would get rdls [as in romanian deadlifts] confused with bbls so she’d be like “did you do your bbls at the gym today ☺️” and i’d just be like “well…close enough…they ARE building that area so 🤷🏻‍♀️” HAHA it’s actually insane though what working out your glutes will do for you!! it’ll help w incline walking too everything is so interconnected it’s crazy)

HOORAY stretching ftw hehe it’s my favorite part of my workout…idk if you’ve heard that one tik tok sound where that guy goes “it’s like a reward” but that’s literally my mindset 😩 like okay if i can do one more set of squats then i can go do yoga 🤩

THAT SOUNDS YUMMYYY and dw you’re not alone i am such a picky eater too but in weird ways??? like i can’t stand blueberries on their own but i can’t eat yogurt if i don’t put blueberries in it 😓 (another side note but a more relevant one…greek yogurt is like the number one post gym snack because it has sm protein without being super heavy!! i always put chia seeds flax seeds fruit and occasionally honey in mine but you can kinda experiment w what you like…provided you’re not allergic to milk or smth ofc) honestly i think a lot of it also comes down to preparation so even if you don’t like a food in one way (like spinach in a salad for example) you might like it prepared in a diff way (ex a smoothie) ☝🏻 sometimes we must be creative in order to get our nutrients in LOLOL worst comes to worst there’s no shame in busting out the blender 🤩

I HOPE IT DIDN’T FEEL TOO HORRIBLE OR RESTRICTIVE OR ANYTHING!! just remember everything in moderation even things that people are like “no if you eat this you will never lose weight blah blah” because that’s not actually true HAHA you can eat anything and lose weight — no food is inherently bad it’s just how you view it!! ofc some have more nutrients and keep you full for longer so that’s always good to consider but i remember when i was really trying to lose weight i would leave a little buffer so i could eat takis every night 😭 and i still lost weight even w that SO it is possible and def losing weight shouldn’t be a cause of misery or make you feel like you can’t eat anything at all!! there’s 100% a balance between choosing a healthier option and sometimes just realizing it’s okay to indulge every now and again too 🤫 especially because eating in moderation instead of cutting out completely is the best way to avoid binge eating!!

OMG PLEASE ALWAYS FEEL FREE TO DROP ASKS ABOUT LITERALLY ANYTHING whether it’s abt the gym or fandoms (as i’m sure you can tell i’m in quite a few myself 😰) or real life or wtvr 💖 i loveee talking to people HAHA truly the best part of tumblr is how interactive it is!!

#answered asks

3 notes · View notes

after-nine-at-the-oasis · 3 months ago

Text

OKAY PHEW dialing 9-1-1 😭

Ohh it's Josh :o

Will he recognize her voice? Idk, but she'll probably say her name

Crappp there's them not having context with either of them 😬

Right right it would make sense for just a normal passenger to call too lol xd

And there it is :((

His look at Maddie 😭😭😭🥺💔

Oh and

Hi Maddie 🥰🥰!

Ahh yeah he's saying it :(( poor Maddie DDD:

AGH and of course Bobby's turning his phone off so he won't know 😭

Okay I do see what you're saying but I don't think they appreciate toooo much accuracy lol

Yep xd

Nah that's fair though, important stuff

Like how big does it have to be that they do want you to help lol

Yet 9-1-1 does that sometimes xD like you know the people it's possible to not see their faces for a second kol

LOL, that helps I guess!

That he'll be gone xD

Ohhh noo

Okay good we're connected to them

Okay they're figuring it out good 😭

But at least we won't be out of the sky!

Uh oh o.o

That's not good xd

Another hole that is 😬

Okay yeah move away move away 😬😌

Idk how well they can here but knowing they won't go down might help <3

NOOOOO she can't get a hold of Bobby 😭 I knew itttt augh

Why do they keep doing this to herrr and themmmm 😭😭😭💔🥺😬

Okay okay nice

Ope o.o SHE'S LANDING THE PLANE 😭

Oh gosh xdd

Good luck girly 😭 xd

Ope??

He's probably acting. but like xd ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ??

Okay yeah lol, as he's saying anyway

Poor Bobby xD this guy just doesn't get him and he doesn't really get him lol

Okay okay

Didn't you basically already say that, with studying him xD

Ahh slightly different I suppose

Nah he doesn't really. do that lol

No you don't Bobby xD

Hmm oop he is kind of volatile 😬

Hmmm interesting

Oh hey guys xD

I mean at least that he was there? But I suppose if they're busy they gotta wait till afterwards yk, it's not like you're there

Lol the egg salad xD because he's in the hospital y'all lol

Maddie calling I bet 😭

Hmm just to let them know?

Hey guysss you can all hear her now lol

Ohhh :o okay but how? Calling?

Ohh nooo and Athena 😭 of course :(((

Okay you got this girl!!

Alright good we've got a guy here who knows what's happening

She doesn't even know the basics of what things look like though xd

YES that kid :o :D! I knew he would help :))

Nice okay phew :o

WE'RE TURNED!!!

Safe for now :'D

OHH okay so they are on the phone with all of them!!

And Buck trying to get Bobby 😭 bro it's an emergencyyyy just put him on xdd

Oh gosh 😬😬 her poor leg D:

Oh and the copilot 😬

Ahh a panic attack :((?

Girly just jumped right in <33

Oof to all of that 😭

Nah okay okay cool just leaving him be, glad we don't have to do anything for him

LOL no he doesn't have a carry on xD

Okay phew found some stuff

Ohh nooo it's gonna be compartment syndrome isn't it xd xD

Okay phew she has a pulse :o

So not for right now at least xD phew :'D

Uhh ohhhh

OH NO IT'S DEFINITELY NOT 😳😬 O.O

He's foaming 😳😳😬

Okayyy okayy

That doesn't sound good 😭

And it ain't o.o 😭

Okayy so that's not helping

Oop?

SLFKFKJDHSG explain bestie xD so they'll actually answer lol

Yeah saying the medication itself might help xD

AYY LOL HIM!! NICE MAN THANK YOU

Ohhh right dilating blood vessels okay

Ahh yeah he's unconscious 😬😬😬 idk shove it down there xD?

Ohh that's smart thinking of that

Even though you apparently shouldn't xD

Okay okayy

LOL the "Hi. Me again" XD realll

LOL them again, icons xD

Yeah exactly, very helpful

LOL yeah XD to the whole benefits of being geriatric thing

Ohhh nooo compartment syndrome 😳😭 like I said xd o.o

Okayy okayyy

Oh right DANG airport security o.o

OHHH YEAH LOL, he's gonna melt it and sharpen it!!! Nice :O :D

Okay okayyy

Mixing it together alright

Good job girly

YAYY PHEW!! He's awake and okay :'DD

Good

Aww yeah you did save him :'))

Are they gonna be a thing (not in the show obviously but like end up that way lol)

Phew <33

LOL she recognizes it as a prison shiv xD

"WHERE DO YOU THINK" SHLDKFJLGD XDDD FAIR MAN

Okayy okayyy

(I'm behind so these are a bit out of order but you get the gist lol)

Ohhh noo

Lol yeah, going against her expectations a bit xD just because he can do it doesn't mean he's going around stabbing people lol

That guy's like alright fine I'll do it

Maybe he's shivved somebody lol

Eugh 😭

Okayy okayyyy!

PHEW YAYYY

She's okay 😭😭😭

YEAHH and everyone cheered!!! (like the meme/phrase) As they should!!!

Phew, so glad she's okay :'D

Ahh right they're a team

Yeeahhh you won't be playing now xD but you're alive and still a part of the team <33

Thank goodness

Everybody's okay xD

Hallelujah lol

#9-1-1 #911 #oasis's 9-1-1 chatter

0 notes

amaelya · 3 years ago

Text

GUIDE AL LYSANDER EPISODE 3

(I posted the french version too)

Before joining Lysander in the kitchen for breakfast, go to the living room and go directly to the entrance of the farm, you will see your aunt who will give you a basket of pastries 🥐

Lysander : Actually, do you want to participate in the tour ? You’ll see, it’s fun.

A. If it’s similar to what we did yesterday, I’ll read a little instead. (-10) B. Sure! I told you, I want to spend as much time with you as possible! (+5) C. Sure, why not. I’ll help you keep an eye on the kids. (+0)

Visitor : Will we have the pleasure of seeing you again when we return, miss ?

A. Maybe ! I’ll surely be back from time to time ! (+0) B. Probably ! I’m counting on spending a lot of time here in the future. (+0) (I choose that) C. Unfortunately, I’m leaving at the end of the week. (+0)

Lysander : Or we could spend the evening just the two of us. If you’d prefer that.

A. I’ll have plenty of occasions to see the others when I’ll be at school (SPICY ILLUSTRATION YAYYY 🌶😏)

B. I really want to spend some time with Rosa and your brother ! (ILLUSTRATION WITH ALL THE GUYS)

Candy : (I hadn't had a chance to see it yet, but it hasn't lost any of its style).

A.You know… We can change our plans, for something more… intimate… (-5) B. So ? What do you think? Do like me like this ? (+0) C. You’re… you’re very handsome. That looks great on you. (+5)

->If you want to spend time alone with Lysander

Lysander : Or I’m not made for it, perhaps.

A. I understand. Just after two days at the farm, I’m seeing things differently. (+0) (I choose that) B. I feel like I couldn’t go without it. C. It’s funny, you said almost the exact opposite when we were in high school. (+0)

Lysander : What are you in the mood for ? I’ll have to admit that the toasted goat cheese salad sounds good…

A. I think I’m going to get the steak tartare, it looks delicious. (-5) B. I agree�� If you want, I’ll get the grilled vegetable salad and we can share. (+5) C. Great choice ! I’ll have the same thing. (+0)

Candy : (Finally, the waiter came to bring us the bill, Lysander took out his wallet.)

A. What should we do, should we split the bill ? If that’s alright with you… (+5) B. (I didn’t say anything. I like the idea of being taken out to dinner.) (+0) C. Hey, let me get this. You’ve welcomed me into your home… It’s normal. (-5)

Castiel : Okay. An alcohol-free beer for Monsieur. And for the lady ?

A. A soda will be good for me. (+0) B. I’d like to have a cocktail. Can I get a Sex on the Beach ? Do they make those? (+0) C. I’ll have the same thing. I’ll be in the car too. (+0)

—> if you choose to spend time with all your friends.

Alexy : Yeah, well, we take breaks from time to time…

A. What about you, Kim ? What have you been up to if you’re not at university ? (+5 with Kim, +0 with others) B. Yes !!! I can’t wait, it’s going to be so cool ! (+5 with Rosa and Alexy, +0 with others) C. And you, Leigh ? Still at the shop ? Is business good ? (+5 with Leigh, +0 with others)

Lysander : What are you in the mood for ? I’ll have to admit that toasted goat cheese salad sounds good…

A. I think I’m going to get the steak tartare, it looks delicious. (-5) B. I agree… If you want, I’ll get the grilled vegetable salad and we can share. (+5) C. Great choice! I’ll have the same thing. (+0)

Kim: I’m just saying that when you like sports, that guy, well, he had a little something going on.

A. (I stay concentrated on my dessert. It’s too weird.) (+0) -> the best choice B. I have nothing against sports, but this time, definitely no. (+5 with Rosa and Alexy, -5 with Kim, +0 with Leigh and Lysander) C. I agree. Well, I see what you mean. (-5 with Rosa and Alexy, +5 with Kim, +0 with Leigh and Lysander)

Hey ! Sorry for the delay but I was really sick ! I hope my guide helped you ! On the other hand, I didn’t get the illustration with all our friends 😭 and idk why maybe I should have stayed neutral and not taken sides ?

Anyway, don’t hesitate to write a comment if you have any additional information ! ❤️

#mcl lysander #lysander #amour sucré #amor doce #corazón de melón #my candy love #my candy love lysander

147 notes · View notes

almondmilks-posts · 3 years ago

Text

GNF (plus sized reader)

SFW : MAYBE SOME WEIGHT INSECURITIES but BB your georgeous (wink) no need for them. 😘😘

This was requested and I totally relate as I stress eat all the time I need some more plus sized baddies in my life god damn :

I had and idea for something, you don't have to do it though. I was thinking George x Plus sized reader (any pronouns) the reader struggles with stress eating and get very self conscious when out in public (especially restaurants) George takes them out and they get stared at and slightly panic (could be from being talked about or just being surrounded by thinner people), reader orders the smallest meal on the menu and then doesn't finish it (George notices but doesn't say anything), later that evening (or day) George comforts them and they end up snuggling or something (my brain is wild, I'm sorry) anyways, I hope you're doing well! Thanks :]

Kinda swapped it with the waitresses being rude because it has happened to me and it's so sad.

You've been over weight you whole life. Stress didn't help with that at all even causing you to gain weight your boyfriend however didn't notice but it's George we are talking about here and he doesn't notice much anyway he had no issue giving you his food when done or getting you snacks wheyou wanted However, tonight you and George were invited to a super fancy meal with some of his friends from the smp (like that party they got cancelled for them people lol)

everyone was so nice from the group calming your anxiety about this dinner but what didn't help was the waitresses recognising George and being a little flirty with him. Usually you are not a jealous person but she was really pretty and suited George a little more than you did. " Um ok I would like the chicken and-" before you could finish your order of food the waitress cut you off " no, you need the side salad trust me it'll help you lose the weight a bit" she looked you up and down stepping away from you slightly and if you were a monster

"I'll just have the side salad than" you half smiled at the waiter but deep down you really wanted to cry you knew everyone was looking at you but with sadness you just didn't see as you were trying to focus on the pattern the carpet had. George didn't know what to say or do at first he couldn't believe what actually just happened he was offended but shocked at how plain rude people can be. Niki on his other side elbowed him to get his attention towards her " go talk to her outside George" she wispered you did still hear her though. He nodded and placed his hand in your shoulder coming closer to your ear " hey uhh let's go outside real quick" your heart sank thinking the worst is about to happen. You let tears fall as you grab your back before making your way out the front of the restaurant next to the car.

You turned to look at his concerned eyes " I just feel a bit insecure and shit about my weight I feel like everyone is judging me right now since work is so stressful I've gained a bit but it's stupid I feel stupid" his eyebrows lifted, noise scrunched, hid warm hands came up to your face to grab either side " love you are so beautiful the only one for me I'm shocked at the audacity of the waitress and and look I know work is stressing you out so let's go on a holiday ok? I'll take you somewhere nice somewhere warm ok? I love you come here" you slumped into his arms crying harder but with the thought of someone loving you so much despite your flaws. "George?" "Yes love?" " Can we get Uber eats back home I don't want this salad" George hugged tighter "ofc love"

Gosh this one kinda hurt, I wish someone would be like this with me 😭😭

#gnf imagine #plus size #george not found #Georgenotfound x plus sized reader #mcyt imagine #mcyt x reader #sfw

23 notes · View notes

after-nine-at-the-oasis · 11 months ago

Text

Hey Barb :D

Ooh Ava's gonna see her and decide to help her :D

YEEEAH there we go

Oof Barbara :(

"What is a choir if not a sorority for the Lord" HELP 💀 SLFKGHDKS xDD

That is kinda accurate though I'm ngl xD

Yeeah slay :D

That woman and that lady xD

Go off Barbara :DD

OPE??!

Is it actually good?

NOPE LOL

Ahh so it's like. Stress relief or something I guess xD

Yk I've been wondering, do you think this person is genderqueer of some kind?

Especially since Melissa said person :)

Hi Janine :DD!!

She's like playing solitaire or something isn't she lol

Like something not school district related "important" I mean xD

Well at least she doesn't wanna get involved, in a good way xD

Hanging up because it's weird for her to owe a favor to Janine lol /lh xD

LOL yeah a salad xD

Oop bad decision?

Ayy she did it xD

Ayy them hanging out :D

AAAH- AIUGUOH

Sorry I'm fine

Please tell me they're not breaking up right now :')) pleas tell me that's not what's happening here :'))

Nahh maybe they're just gonna see and decide they SHOULD

Like more than Gregory already has lol

And then help? Or try to set it up/figure it out if it's something more mysterious? xD Idk lol

I just need to hit play lol xD

Unrelated to my theories lol

Also AAAAHHHHH,

Hi Zach :DD!!!

At least I get to see him (hopefully not) one last time lol xd :')

Anyway first Zach sighting of the season ayyy let's go :D

And hopefully not one of the last :')))

OKAY I can do this, pressing play lol

AUGH

Sorry I'm not okay xd

Y'all the awkwardness 😭😭

I swear y'all better not have just broken up

Maybe they did and Gregory and Mr. Johnson are gonna be like "nah do it better lol he deserves that" and help that throughout the whole episode xD

OKAY I NEED TO CHILL

Back to in the moment

AWWW guys 😭😭😭

Lowkey Mr. Johnson's right on mind his own business but mood Gregory lol xD

This hurts me btw :')

AUGH-

Please tell me that glance to the side was bc it's a lie Jacob. Please tell me that

Maybe it's all to get Gregory to think about him and Janine :')) maybe :')))

Okay I really need to live in the moment a bit more and not just watch two seconds at a time xD

"What? No" OH HALLELUJAH

Imagine if it's like he scheduled couples therapy or something lol

But nah I figure it's about like a new outing or something xD

Yk I do want them to be happy but like 😭😭 guys stop doing this this hurts me xdd

"Never" aww :'))

OKAY RUINED IT JACOB

This is just like back to the petering out thing 😭😭 Jacob why xD you unconfrontational idiot lol

JACOB WHY SLFJHDK XD

Sir you idiot lol

That's totally gonna help your relationship xD

I thought he was gonna say he didn't say I love you which honestly would've killed me

I mean he didn't say anything but if he said that's not what he said lol

Is that why he's still sitting there lol

Yeah I believe him honestly xD

Meanwhile Zach's just gonna be chilling xD

OH MY GOSH NO XD HE WAS RIGHT LOL

YOU OKAY ZACH LOL??

Jacob why XD

With the eras tour

Yeeah so it is getting him to break up in a better way xD but just bc rn he's pushing it towards there lol

He just doesn't want to end it himself :'(

THEN IF YOU LOVE HIM WHY ARE UOU BRSKAING WITH UP MHI

Sorry

THEN IF YOU LOVE HIM. WHY ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH HIM

I'm fine :)

It's nice to hear it though xd I just hope it isn't for one of the last times lol/right before the end lol

No you're not you idiot xD you're doing it bc you're scared <333 :'((

Jacob's face at the stay out of gay folks business xD

Ahh gonna work I thought he was gonna say "is for him" o.o

Positive reinforcement? Oh form Gregory xD

Awww Jacob 😭😭😭 maybe bc some of those were petering out :')?

SLFJGHDKS JACOB

Also 😭😭😭😭💔 for Jacob :'(( but xD I thought he was gonna say he was great at breaking up lol but he's right it is the opposite xD great at being dumped xd

LDGHFKS Gregory xD fair enough man lol

Jacobbb he's going through it but honey xdd

What the heck xD

Or is it bc that's their unofficial name lol

Aww they/them pronouns :')) sorry I just love queer representation lol

Do they though Janine xD

"We saw you dial" "Emily I swear" SLFKGHDJLHS XDD

HELP I love Janine this episode lol

Dang they goin after Barbara o.o

Ayy Barbara go off :D

>:O nah honey!! Don't you dare cut her off

Barbara noo D:<

AVA YES go off >:D

"Not because I wasn't paying attention" XDD mood though

Aww Ava standing up for her :'))

The cross bit 💀 xD and Ava wanting to go back in and say it LOL

Nahh Ava's gonna help her out :)

#abbott elementary #ae #oasis's ae chatter #ignore me continuing to have a mental breakdown here

0 notes

fivsecondsflat · 2 years ago

Note

04/09/2022: i love smart aleck and bradley so so much, every time you write these little blurbs about them my heart grows 3 sizes. I MISS THEM!!! my favorite parts are below the cut ☺️☺️☺️

ps: i’m still laughing at the warning “they fuck but it’s tender and kinda sappy shdhshchhshdhss <3

“would you have told me?” you whispered. “if i didn’t have to pick you up today, would you have told me what happened?”

“no.” bradley didn’t even look at you.” god, i love this concept. you already started with a banger for me. of course he would’ve just gone home and not said a word about the accident. emotionally unavailable beloved!!! and the little repetition of them saying “no” after!!! it hits!!!

“bradley nodded and wordlessly took your hand. he looked so small and young and sad sitting next to you. you brought his hand up to your mouth and kissed it, trying to put all of your love into the simple action.” i am so single it’s getting painful. also: favorite detail!!!!!!!!

“you’re not gonna stay?” he whispered.

“i wasn’t sure if you wanted me to?” you asked in an equally quiet voice. he nodded. “i don’t have any of my stuff with me...”

“we can pull something together, plus it’s friday and i - i don’t want to be alone - i want you - want you to stay.” at this stage in relationship it really feels like stepping on eggs, doesn’t it? but they already like each other so much and after the accident of course he was going to want her to stay 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 this made my heart flutter, i can hear him saying it!!!

“but bradley had asked. and you’d do just about anything bradley asked.” ❤️‍🩹

“you liked it. you liked the house. you liked the coziness it exuded. because you liked bradley. you really liked bradley.” BECAUSE OF HIM!!!!!!!!

“and then he gave you a kiss on the forehead and headed upstairs.” forehead kiss!!!!!! second favorite detail!!!!!! physical touch you will always be famous (especially with bradley)!!!!!!!!! ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

“it’s nothing fancy,” you tried to brush his words off, “i just added some stuff to the sauce you already had and made a salad. you’re the cook.”

he chuckled. “only to impress you - i’m serious, any time you come over for dinner i spend like three days before thinking of what to make. penny actually just gave me a couple cookbooks.” absolutely in love with the hc that bradley KNOWS how to cook. and now you mention he PLANS their dinners 3 DAYS IN ADVANCE??? HE’S READING COOKBOOKS????

the repetition of the you like him so much is killing me. i know what you’re doing, jordan. i know where this is going.

“and then when you finally saw bradley sitting on an exam table with his flight suit tied around his waist, it was like you could breathe again.” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“you frowned, suddenly, snapped out of your reverie. “how did they know to call me?”

bradley’s cheeks colored and he was looking anywhere but at you. he cleared his throat and eventually looked up. “you’re on my list.” HE WASN’T GONNA TELL HER BUT HAS HER NUMBER ON HIS EMERGENCY LIST??????? JUST IN CASE???????? BRADLEY 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺

“you got up from the table and wrapped your arms around him. he felt like home and you couldn’t help but burrow your face into his neck.” and he feels like home if the shoe fits walk in it everywhere you go ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

“sweetheart,” he bounced you slightly on his lap, “you know i’m crazy about you, too.” i’m smiling like an idiot.

“and all you kept thinking was bradley bradley bradley.” love this line.

“let me take you upstairs...” he mumbled against your neck, his lips peppering you with kisses and his teeth leaving marks you’d find tomorrow.

“you don’t wanna - do this on the kitchen table?” you pulled back, but didn’t get off his thigh. it impressed you how he was able to support your weight.

bradley squeezed your hips and chuckled. “i’m kinda fond of it - don’t want have to buy a new one after it breaks.” i love their banter!!!!!!! he wants to be a gentleman and take her to bed and of course smart aleck needs to tease him a little!!!! AND THEN HE JUST CASUALLY MENTIONS IT COULD BREAK. AAAAAAAAAAA

AND THEN HE FOLDS THE DRESS?????? ENOUGH!!!!!!!

will not be highlighting the entire smut (as much as i want to) because of the little dignity i still have left but you nail it every time. it’s just perfect and so very them.

“bradley chuckled. “well if you’re gonna beg me...” STOP!!!!!!

“and you loved him. you loved him so much.” THIS LAST LINEEEEEEEEEEEEE. YES.

jordan <333

I can’t decide which scenario would be hotter…. Bradley and smart Alleck fucking before a dangerous mission or Bradley and smart alleck fucking after Bradley almost dies on a mission and thought he would never see her again. (angst is so hot to me??)

oh SHIT - for the latter scenario, i feel like it would be super interesting if it was smart aleck that was the one really effected by it and they’re both kind of like woah since it’s early in their relationship and they haven’t said i love you yet even though they've said everything but it? and it’s her that’s like “fuck you could’ve died and i would’ve never seen you again?”

i’m envisioning if she has to pick bradley up after he was in medical for observation after the incident and someone (probably mav or phoenix) tells her what actually happened because we all know bradley wouldn’t say anything? and she’s like super quiet on the way back to his place and is the one driving:

warnings - light smut (is that a thing? they fuck but it’s tender? and kinda sappy? but there’s angst in the beginning. anyway sorry for making you wait so long for this)

“would you have told me?” you whispered. “if i didn’t have to pick you up today, would you have told me what happened?”

“no.” bradley didn’t even look at you.

“no?”

“no.”

you scoffed and your hands tightened on the steering wheel. “you don’t think i should know that my - that my boyfriend’s plane crashed into a fucking mountain? that i almost lost - that i might never have seen you again without getting to -” you cut yourself off, not believing you’d almost let the words slip out.

it was too early.

though bradley finally turned to look at you, he didn’t say anything. you shook your head and then focused back on the road. the rest of the drive, though it was mercifully quick, passed back in silence.

you pulled into his driveway and put the car in park, but didn’t turn it off.

“you have to tell me stuff like that, bradley - and it can be after or before the fact, i don’t care. but if this is going to keep working, you’re going to have to tell me stuff like this.”

he sighed, but it was more weary than exasperated. “i don’t want you to needlessly worry about me -”

“- that’s bullshit. i worry about you every time you go to work - i’d have to be an idiot not to. but i think i worry more when you don’t tell me anything? i’d rather know something than nothing and have to work around your moods like a fucking minefield. there’s two people in this relationship and that means we shoulder the burden together, alright?”

bradley nodded and wordlessly took your hand. he looked so small and young and sad sitting next to you. you brought his hand up to your mouth and kissed it, trying to put all of your love into the simple action.

“alright.”

“call me later, okay?” you said eventually, loathing having to let him go, but knowing you hadn’t been invited to spend the night - or even inside. you never wanted to overstep or assume. it had barely been three months - hell, he hadn’t even seen you without makeup on yet, to say nothing of inviting yourself over.

when he didn’t respond, you unlocked the doors with a resounding click, but bradley didn’t move.

“you’re not gonna stay?” he whispered.

“i wasn’t sure if you wanted me to?” you asked in an equally quiet voice. he nodded. “i don’t have any of my stuff with me...”

“we can pull something together, plus it’s friday and i - i don’t want to be alone - i want you - want you to stay.”

you knew you could scrounge together some basic toiletries from your work bag, but didn’t have any clothes in your car besides that morning’s pilates gear.

but bradley had asked. and you’d do just about anything bradley asked.

“okay.” you turned off the car and the two of you made your way into his house.

you hadn’t been there since sunday morning before the two of you had headed off to torrey pines for the afternoon. but, as usual, bradley’s house was neat and clean and smelled faintly of his tom ford cologne and the stir-fry he’d told you he’d made for dinner last night.

there was something comforting about his house and the furniture he’d put together - none of it quite matched, not exactly, but it all worked regardless. you liked his worn, brown leather couch and the wide armed oak wood chairs that he’d had shipped from Virginia and that his PS4 was neatly tucked away in his TV cabinet. you liked his massive dinning room table that was just begging to host a dinner party and the kitchen island stocked with practically every kitchen gadget known to man. you liked the white, high thread count sheets he had on his bed and the way he stopped tossing his not-quite-dirty-but-not-quite-clean clothes on the leather chair in his room because you said it looked messy.

you liked it. you liked the house. you liked the coziness it exuded. because you liked bradley. you really liked bradley.

and today you had almost lost him.

“want me to make you something to eat?” he was looking around the kitchen, but it didn’t seem like he was really focusing on anything. “i can make it while you shower?”

he turned towards you, almost startled. “yeah, that would be good? thanks.”

“cool, just uhh - just holler if you need anything.” and then he gave you a kiss on the forehead and headed upstairs.

while bradley was in the shower, you fished around in his well-stocked refrigerator looking for something to make for dinner. you smiled fondly thinking about how he had way more food - and good food at that - in his fridge than you did in yours. eventually, you decided on some pasta with a side salad.

there were plenty of veggies readily available for you to doctor up the sauce and you had just finished adding the last bit of seasoning to it when bradley came back downstairs.

his hair was still slightly damp and he had thrown on a pair of gym shorts along with a grey UVA crewneck sweatshirt. you felt terribly overdressed in your work clothes.

he came up beside you and peered into the pot. “smells really good.”

“it’s nothing fancy,” you tried to brush his words off, “i just added some stuff to the sauce you already had and made a salad. you’re the cook.”

he chuckled. “only to impress you - i’m serious, any time you come over for dinner i spend like three days before thinking of what to make. penny actually just gave me a couple cookbooks.”

if it was even possible, your heart melted even more.

you liked him. you liked him so much.

��really?" he shrugged and ducked his head. “feel like i gotta up my game.”

you strained the pasta and poured the sauce over it and then brought all your plates over to the breakfast nook in the corner. the two of you sat in companionable silence, just letting the events of the afternoon catch up with you.

it was crazy to think just three hours ago you’d been sitting in your weekly team meeting when your phone lit up with a call from an 858 number. something instinctual had told you to answer it and as soon as the voice on the other end had said we’re calling to inform you that lieutenant commander bradshaw has been in an accident you swept up your laptop and grabbed your tote bag and were out of the building in three minutes.

the next fifty minutes spent in traffic on I-5 were hell, especially since the number that had called you was only an outgoing number and you hadn’t known what would await you at the med center off base. and then when you finally saw bradley sitting on an exam table with his flight suit tied around his waist, it was like you could breathe again

you liked him. you liked him so much.

pete and natasha had met you in the hallway, telling you there had been an issue with bradley’s engine - the plane had been unsalvageable and he had known to bail out, but the canopy had gotten stuck and he had to eject later than advised, hence the hard landing into a mountainside in the mojave desert. miraculously, he only had a couple scratches and an ice pack on his shoulder.

he had been lucky. this time.

you frowned, suddenly, snapped out of your reverie. “how did they know to call me?”

bradley’s cheeks colored and he was looking anywhere but at you. he cleared his throat and eventually looked up. “you’re on my list.”

“your list?”

“you know,” he cleared his throat again, “if something happens to me.” your eyes swam with sudden tears, but bradley kept rambling. “i mean, it’s just you - and mav, i mean pete, but he’s normally with me, but yeah. i thought you’d want to know if -”

you got up from the table and wrapped your arms around him. he felt like home and you couldn’t help but burrow your face into his neck. “- bradley -”

he rubbed his hands up and down your back, bunching up your dress. “- which sounds stupid because i literally just told you i don’t want to worry you, but i also want you to know if something bad really does happen to me and i don’t - i don’t walk away with just a sore shoulder.” you squeezed him even tighter, completely ignoring what he’d just said about the sore shoulder.

you liked him. you liked him so much.

“i just didn’t like that you ultimately had to worry for nothing - and i know you said you always worry, so next time something like this happens, i’ll tell you -” you pulled back to glare at him “- not that i’m planning on doing that, but stuff happens.”

bradley sat you on his lap, both your dinners temporarily forgotten. “i know - god, i know.” you cupped his cheek, rubbing your thumb along the scars there. “i just - i guess i didn’t realize how close i was to losing you, not when i - i mean i -”

the words caught in your throat for a moment, but bradley’s hopeful expression spurred you on. “- i like you, bradley - a lot. like a lot a lot. and i guess just knowing something could’ve happened to you when we’re just really getting into this scared me and i probably was a little snappier than necessary, so i’m sorry, i was just scared.”

“sweetheart,” he bounced you slightly on his lap, “you know i’m crazy about you, too.”

and just like that, you couldn’t wait another moment and brought your lips to his, kissing him like it was for the last time. without taking a breath, you straddled yourself across his thigh, sliding yourself in between bradley and the table. his hands slid up your thighs, pushing up your checkered crepe dress so your underwear brushed against his bare leg.

as his hands snaked underneath your dress, you started grinding yourself on his thigh - wanting to be even closer to him. your back arched, inviting his touch, and you sighed as his fingers kneaded your breasts over your bra. his gorgeous, still damp hair was mussed and fluffy from how your own hands were running through it and he sighed against your mouth.

and all you kept thinking was bradley bradley bradley.

you liked him. you liked him so much.

“let me take you upstairs...” he mumbled against your neck, his lips peppering you with kisses and his teeth leaving marks you’d find tomorrow.

“you don’t wanna - do this on the kitchen table?” you pulled back, but didn’t get off his thigh. it impressed you how he was able to support your weight.

bradley squeezed your hips and chuckled. “i’m kinda fond of it - don’t want have to buy a new one after it breaks.”

you giggled. “what about the dishes and -”

“- later, later,” he kissed you twice, “gotta make sure my girl’s taken care of first. make sure she knows how much i care about her.”

the two of you dashed upstairs like a pair of teenagers, bumping into the doorframe once you got to bradley’s room. it reminded you of your first time with him after that fateful first date. you pulled at the back of your dress, trying to pull down the zipper, but bradley beat you to it - carefully sliding the zipper down your back and then folding your dress and carefully laying it on the chair in the corner.

you moaned. the man had merely folded your dress instead of letting it puddle on the floor and your pussy was practically clenching on air.

your stupid boy. your stupid sweet, kind, thoughtful boy.

you liked him. you liked him so much.

the two of you finished getting undressed and laid down on the bed, bradley on top of you, clearly trying to be mindful of his sore shoulder.

his hand slid between your bodies and played with your clit before he slipped two fingers inside you. you whimpered, desperate for him. “that’s my girl, could feel you dripping on my thigh downstairs.”

normally, you would have savored his touch, gotten lost in the foreplay. but tonight you just wanted him - wanted bradley.

“bubs, i don’t - i just need you inside me...”

he groaned your name. “you’re so - fuck.” he rubbed his cock along your slit, but didn’t put it inside yet. “you’re so wet for me. you want me to lick that pretty pussy of yours? or do you want me to fuck you?”

you nodded, nuzzling into his neck and pressing butterfly kisses to his shoulder. suddenly, he pinched your clit and you cried out. “gotta use your words - don’t wanna have to ask again...”

“i want you to fuck me,” you whined. “please fuck me.”

bradley chuckled. “well if you’re gonna beg me...” without letting another moment go to waste, he slipped inside you.

every time bradley fucked you it felt like the first time. and to know that today you were almost robbed of that chance to do this again - to be with him like it was the first time - made you pull him closer, not wanting there to be an inch - a centimeter - separating the two of you. proving to him and proving to yourself that he was there - he was alive and beautiful and good and yours.

“i can’t believe you’re mine,” bradley whispered against your neck, unknowingly repeating your thoughts.

and you loved him. you loved him so much.

-----------

a/n - that was fun!

#bradley bradshaw #top gun maverick #fic recs #my silly little goodreads #bradley and smart aleck #i love them i need them to be happy forever #will be thinking about bradley cooking FOR DAYS #just planning their little dinners and testing the recipes <3 #i’m still not over the pasta maker #rooster #top gun #i love emotionally unavailable men #masterclass in writing #september #2022

765 notes · View notes

jiminie-and-his-pinky-finger · 3 years ago

Text

lemme just- EMEMWJDKQKSKDKF

the amount of times i squealed out loud and wanted to scream about how good this was to you directly-

okay so the beginning parts where the girls are all there 🥺 omg i loved it; its so nice to be able to read these little tidbits where theyre talking cause you know their husbands are so close and now they are too!

also esme be soundin exactly like i imagine namjoon to be sounding int hose scenarios and 😂 makes me crack up; i think youre eight when you say the boys just married/got together with the female versions of themselves

right in front of my salad- 😔 these lovebirds; ahhhhhh we love some tae and zelda dating era scenes 🥺

EEEKEKEKWKEKWKWKKWJDJEJF

omg i busted a lung during this part because JIMBIA JIMBIA JIMBIA- tae really started gossipin and almost made it happen himself 😂

okay i would totally be tae in that situation 😂 also now we have all of the girls (except nubia 🥲) at the wedding yayyyyyyy

omg that whole interaction that the girls had right upon meeting astrid was so adorable! i swear they just absorb whoever comes next so quick into their family of sorts 🥰 its absolutely so wholesome

i had to screenshot this part because ive heard this story from you and from zelda and even their kids like so many tomes but i still find it amusing every time because of how realistically possible it sounds 😂 like… i could almost believe you just wrote about tae’s real wife lol also how excited astrid gets 😂🥺💕

oh no babe im coming <3 im free 😚 please it must be kind of awkward if he’s the only one without a partner- lemme go get ready for you 🫂

hehe i havent gotten to say anything about yoongi but the type of affectionatethings they probably call each other 👀 me wanna know

NAMJOON YOU BIG FLIRTY HUNK I SWEAR- i was wondering if he’d pull something and he did- he pulled my heartstrings 😭😭 omg I LOVE THIS COUPLE SO MUCH- freaking made me sob… joonie would absolutely be super flirty like this… wouldnt he 🥺🙈

y-yeah hobi youre so beautiful you know? 🥺🥺🥺 omg this part had me blushing so bad… i swear yuna doesnt seem so… idk outwardly expressive in comparison to hobi but i guess in sucb intimate moments, shes just so mesmerized by him; hehe its so nice

omg is a baby the ring bearer? 🥺 eek the entire wedding part was nice! i keep thinking about having like a pajama wedding now lmao

how about you help me out of this 😳 position right now mister- s-should i stay- or leave-

🙈 jin bein flirty tho hehe

i cant even say how much i loved this once again, ill probably reread this 10 times just today 💕

The Dream Wedding

Pairing: Idol!Jin x OC

Genre: fluff

Word Count: 3.1k (whoops?)

Warnings: slightly suggestive at the end

Summary: The day that Jin and Jasmine have dreamed of for years is finally here, and it's just as magical as they expected it to be.

“Are you sure, Jin? All of your family would have to fly out if we get married there.”

“And your family will have to fly to Korea if we get married there. And besides, a beach wedding in February sounds amazing, doesn’t it?”

Jasmine giggled. “Well, it is certainly us.”

“So, what do you say?”

“Ok. We can get married on Coogee beach.”

◇◆◇◆◇

“Zelda, what was the thought process behind this hairstyle?” Esme asked, motioning to Zelda’s space buns as she sat down next to her friend.

“Simple. My hair isn’t in my face when we are running around the airport.”

“But…you look like a child.”

“That I do. But it’s worth it for comfort.”

“Oh, come on, Esme, her hair is cute. I wish my hair would stay in buns like that,” Yuna commented as she shoved her carry-on in its compartment.

Zelda laughed. “I’m glad someone likes it.”

“It’s going to be odd to be landing somewhere that it’s sunny,” Rosaelia commented as she sat down.

“You’re telling me. We had a foot and a half of snow in Chicago when I left last week,” Zelda replied.

“What’s that in centimeters?” Yuna asked.

“About forty-six.”

Yuna’s eyes widened.

◇◆◇◆◇

“Did you say that you’re staying in your own room while we’re here?” Rosaelia asked Zelda as they walked through the airport.

“Actually, Tae mentioned something about me sharing with someone else, I think.”

“Do you know who?”

Zelda shook her head.

◇◆◇◆◇

Tae ended up being the one to pick the four of them up from the airport. He gave them a cheeky grin as he abandoned his seat and stepped out of the car.

“I think I’m gonna need some help fitting all of those bags into the back of the car,” he laughed.

“Sorry. I overpacked,” Rosaelia admitted as she dragged her three bags up to the back of the car.

“Oh, we never would’ve guessed,” Esme rolled her eyes playfully.

Once the bags had all found a place in the back and everyone was piled into the car, they were off.

“How have you all been?” Tae asked.

“Busy,” Rosaelia replied.

“Bored,” Yuna admitted.

“I’ve been fine,” Esme informed him.

Tae glanced at Zelda.

“You know how I’ve been.”

He grinned. “Did any of you hear about what happened in England last month?”

That caught everyone’s attention.

“No? What happened?” Esme asked.

Tae leaned back in his chair as they stopped at a light. “Nothing much. Jimin just tripped a waiter when we were at a restaurant. Ruined a girl’s dress.”

“Are you supposed to be telling us this?” Rosaelia’s brow crumpled.

“Sure. Who else would I tell? We all know the media would go absolutely bonkers if they found out he was within five meters of a girl.”

“Dang right they would,” Rosaelia rolled her eyes. “Those people need to stop living off of gossip.”

◇◆◇◆◇

That evening, everyone headed to Jasmine’s aunt’s house for dinner. She and Jasmine’s mother were cooking. Everyone had managed to cram into two cars to head over. Besides Jungkook, who no one had been able to find since everyone had gotten into town.

“He said he’s fine, and he’s got his bodyguards with him, so I think he’s ok,” Namjoon commented as he checked his phone.

“No one knows where he went?” Esme asked.

“Not that I know of.”

“That’s a little weird,” she furrowed her brow.

“I’m sure he’s fine,” Tae butted in. “He just has something to do before dinner.”

“And do you know something about this?” Esme asked.

“What? Nope. I know nothing.”

Esme side-eyed him, and Tae gave her an innocent smile.

It wasn’t long before they arrived at Jasmine’s aunt’s house, and Jasmine was excitedly standing on the porch to greet everyone. Tae slipped out of the car before anymore questions could be shot at him, and Zelda was quick to follow.

“Jimin, do you know where Jungkook is?” Esme asked.

“Nope. I thought we’d see him at the hotel.”

“Hmm.”

Esme asked around once they got inside, and no one had any clue where Jungkook was. Yoongi hadn’t even known he wasn’t in the other car, which was a surprise. Yoongi was generally the one who Jungkook told anything, so the fact that Yoongi knew nothing was odd.

Esme entered the kitchen to find Jin, a young man, and two older women running around the kitchen.

“Oh, hey, Ese! Glad to see you got in safely!” Jin greeted as he sauteed some vegetables.

“Do you know where Jungkook is? No one seems to know where he is. Well, except Tae, and he won’t tell us what’s going on.”

“Ah. That’s a secret.”

“You know where he is?”

“Well, not exactly. I have a brief idea of what he’s doing, but I’m not really sure. He’ll be here soon.”

Esme clicked her tongue. “All right. Guess we’ll just wait for him to show up.”

◇◆◇◆◇

Jungkook finally made an appearance right before dinner was ready…with a girl. Jasmine greeted both of them before leading them inside. The room went dead silent when everyone saw the girl standing next to Jungkook.

“Everyone, this is Astrid. She’s my girlfriend.”

“I knew it!” Tae exclaimed. “This is why you didn’t want me telling everyone you were going to the airport!”

“Tae,” Zelda nudged him. “Were we supposed to know you knew that?”

“It’s fine,” Jungkook laughed. “I just needed him to keep quiet until we got here.”

The girls were all quick to introduce themselves to Astrid, and then it was time for dinner.

“Where has Jungkook been hiding you?” Esme asked Astrid.

Astrid laughed. “Me? He’s been hiding me in France, I suppose.”

“France? You’re from France?” Zelda exclaimed. “That’s awesome!”

“You’re from America, right?”

Zelda nodded. “Born and raised.”

“And you,” Astrid nodded towards Esme. “England?”

“That’s right!” Esme agreed.

“Ohh, Tae?” Zelda turned toward her fiancé.

“Yes?”

“Astrid is my roommate?”

“Yep.”

“Ah. Ok, this explains a lot.”

“Hey! This isn’t fair! You get to know her before the rest of us do?” Esme frowned.

Astrid laughed. “If you feel left out, you can always join us. If that’s ok with Zelda, anyways.”

“I haven’t had a sleepover in years! It sounds awesome!” Zelda grinned.

◇◆◇◆◇

“Honestly, I never expected to be in Australia. Especially not for a wedding,” Astrid admitted. “And we shouldn’t have let her send us home with all these baked goods. I’m going to get fat.”

Zelda laughed. “Honestly, I was hoping they’d get married here, but I wasn’t going to give my opinion. So, how’d you and Jungkook meet?”

“You’re going to laugh.”

“It can’t be as bad as how Tae and I met.”

Astrid raised an eyebrow. “I was walking – or, running, I guess – out of a coffee shop, and ran straight into him. He replaced my coffee, and I thought that was the end of it. And then, it happened againthe next day! He gave me a napkin with his number on it before he left. We started talking, and after a few months we decided we were meant for each other.”

Zelda smiled. “That’s cute.”

“What about you and Tae?”

Zelda groaned. “Ok, so my best friend is a singer, and she invited me to go to the Grammys with her. At some point, I realized he was staring at me.”

Astrid gasped. “No! Not staring!”

Zelda laughed. “After that day, my best friend kept asking if I liked him or something. I didn’t. Eventually, she tricked me into meeting him again because they shot a music video with her. He and I started talking, and I guess it got a bit personal. We didn’t see each other for months after that, though. My friend invited me to a party they had after their concert, and he finally asked for my number. We’ve been together since.”

Astrid smiled. “Well, I feel like that’s a bit more realistic way to fall in love. Over time.”

Zelda flushed. “If I’m being honest, I stalked him for months on Instagram before we even talked the second time.”

“Well, you gotta do your research before dating a rich, famous guy.”

“Touché.”

“Hey, do you think Esme would want to head down to the beach?”

“That depends entirely on whether or not she’s spending time with Namjoon.”

“Doesn’t hurt to ask, right?”

◇◆◇◆◇

“Hey! I did not agree to having a pillow fight!” Jimin exclaimed as Tae assaulted him with a pillow multiple time.

Tae grinned for the split second before Jungkook smacked him in the head with a pillow, causing him to fall flat on his back.

“Do I need to call Zelda?” Jungkook asked.

“Please. I’d quite enjoy spending the night with her,” Tae smirked as he sat up slightly and leaned against his hand.

Jimin rolled his eyes. “You should’ve shared a hotel room with her, then.”

“She said no,” Tae grumbled.

“Guess you’re stuck watching anime with us then,” Jungkook grinned as he tossed his pillow back on the bed.

“Great.”

“Hey, cheer up. It’s only two more nights. Then we can all do whatever we please.”

“Oh, that makes me so happy,” Tae replied sarcastically as he leaned against Jungkook’s shoulder. “Fine. How many more caramel tarts do we have?”

◇◆◇◆◇

The next day was Valentine’s Day, so mostly everyone split up to spend the day with their significant other. Except Jimin, who decided to tour on his own since he had no one to spend the day with.

“Yoongs, did you see these dresses?” Rosaelia asked as she held one of them up in front of her. “I’ve never seen a pattern like this before! I love it! We have to get these!”

“Try them on. I’d like to see what they look like.”

Rosaelia smiled, heading to find a dressing room so that she could try the dresses on.

“Ok, what do we think about this one?” she asked, stepping out of the dressing room and spinning around in the dress.

Yoongi smiled. “You look great in it!”

“Awesome! Should I try on the two-piece?”

He nodded. She returned to the dressing room and emerged in the other dress a minute later.

“I might have to resize the top if we buy it,” she muttered, tugging it up. “It’s a bit loose.”

“It’s pretty, though. If you think you could fix it, you should get it.”

“Should I?” she smiled. “It is pretty. You’re right. I should get this one, too.”

“Now can we go to lunch?” he pleaded.

“Yes, my starving husband, we can go to lunch.”

◇◆◇◆◇

“I think you should try this one,” Esme said, holding up the mini cupcake.

Namjoon took a bite of it cautiously, chewing for a few seconds before swallowing. “Eh. Not the best one we’ve tried.”

“You’ve said that about all of them!”

“Ok, well, they’re getting progressively worse!”

Esme laughed. “Ok, I’ll admit the banana didn’t go with the cashew. Not really sure what they were trying to do there.”

“Eugh. That wasn’t nearly as bad as the blueberry and chocolate.”

“Yeah, I really thought that one would be a lot better than it was.”

“We’re not doing cupcake tasting next year for Valentine’s Day.”

“Deal,” Esme nodded.

“Hey, you’ve got something on your lip there,” Namjoon muttered, leaning down.

“What is i-”

Esme was cut off by Namjoon pressing a kiss into her lips.

“My lips,” he grinned.

“Ah. Of course. Still a flirt after nearly nine years.”

◇◆◇◆◇

Yuna stepped out onto the balcony. Hobi was leaning on the railing, staring out at the ocean.

“Hey, you should put your swimsuit on. Let’s head down to the beach.”

“What? Hanging out in the hotel isn’t good enough for you?” Hobi smiled at her.

“I want to swim,” she frowned. “Come on,” she tugged on his sleeve. “Let’s go. We won’t be able to swim once we’re back in Korea.”

“Ok! Let’s go get ready.”

They found themselves walking along the beach fifteen minutes later as the sun began to disappear behind the city. Hobi reached down, intertwining his fingers with Yuna’s.

“You know, it feels nice out here. It’s warm,” Yuna smiled as she dug her toe into the sand momentarily.

“Yeah. Nice change from Seoul at the moment,” Hobi laughed.

“It’s nice to have a break from wedding planning,” Yuna admitted.

Hobi let out a gentle ‘ha!’. “I agree. Tae and Zelda need to wait a little while longer until they get married.”

“Oh, cause December isn’t far away enough from now.”

Hobi chuckled. “No, it’s too close. I don’t want to see another tuxedo for at least two years after tomorrow.”

“Wow. You’re that tuxedoed out?”

“Definitely.”

Yuna laughed. “We should go swim.”

“But then we’ll have to shower!”

“But if we don’t swim, then we put our swimsuits on for no reason.”

“That’s true.”

“Come on,” she grinned, dragging him down to the water.

The two of them splashed around a bit, wading father out into the water.

“Ok, I’m not going out any farther,” Yuna giggled as she ran her hands through the water. It had risen above her waist now

Hobi sighed and wrapped his arms around her waist before staring up at the sky.

“Hey, you can see some stars.”

Yuna followed his gaze, smiling as she saw the stars.

“Wow, I don’t recognize any of these.”

“Yeah, me neither. I wonder which ones make constellations.”

Yuna smiled, turning her attention back to his face. The moonlight was reflecting on his face now that the sun had fully set. She reached up, wrapping one arm around his neck before laying her other hand against his cheek. He looked down at her then.

“You’re so beautiful. You know that?” she murmured.

He stayed silent, but a shy smile creeped onto his face. She ran her fingers over the short hair at the nape of his neck. A few moments later, she pulled herself up so that she could meet his lips. His eyes fell shut, reveling in the kiss for the few moments before she pulled away.

“Is there anything you’d like to do tonight?” she asked quietly.

◇◆◇◆◇

Jasmine rolled over in bed as she heard a knock on the door.

“Hey, Jasmine? You need to wake up. Your wedding starts in two hours.”

Who was at the door? What time was it, even? Jasmine squinted at the clock. Oh, wow. It was ten already. She sat up in bed, rubbing her eyes as she yawned.

“Jasmine?”

“Coming!”

She pulled the door open a moment later to find Zelda standing at the door.

“I was voted as your wake-up knock this morning,” Zelda smiled. She held up a bag. “And I brought you breakfast.”

“Oh, Zelda, you’re a darling! Come in. I need to get changed really quick before we go.”

Zelda stepped inside, closing the door behind her as Jasmine dug through her suitcase.

“Is Astrid awake?” Jasmine asked.

“Barely. She’s probably fallen asleep. We were up pretty late last night with the guys.”

Jasmine laughed. “We really should’ve scheduled the wedding for tomorrow.”

Zelda grinned. “Did you and Jin do anything yesterday?”

“Oh, yeah. Lots. I showed him around the city, and then we got dinner at this fancy sushi place. It was a lot of fun. What about you and Tae?”

“We went to the beach for the whole morning. You can probably tell. I’m a bit pink. Then we did some window shopping. We spent most of the afternoon sleeping, though. And then we went out with Jungkook and Astrid for dinner.”

“That sounds awesome.” Jasmine reappeared, tugging one of her socks on. “We need to get going. You might want to wake Astrid. Don’t want her to miss the wedding.”

Zelda handed Jasmine her breakfast. “I’ll go get her. Meet me downstairs in ten minutes?”

◇◆◇◆◇

At the venue, the girls were introduced to Jasmine’s other two bridesmaids. Then, it was time to get ready.

“Does anyone want caramel slices? My mom made them for us to snack on while we get ready,” Gabby, Jasmine’s cousin announced.

“You know, Astrid said that these are going to make her fat, but I’ll gladly gain weight to eat these!” Zelda exclaimed as she took three caramel slices.

“I need me about ten of those,” Jasmine informed everyone before taking five for herself.

Zelda and Yuna worked together to tie up Jasmine’s hair, which was quite the task with the texture of Jasmine’s hair. Soon enough, everyone was ready to go, and Jasmine was practically buzzing with excitement.

“I think you’re the first bride I’ve seen who wasn’t extremely nervous,” Yuna commented.

“I’ve waited for this day since I was fourteen. There’s nothing to be nervous about. Just excitement,” Jasmine grinned. “Heck, I could’ve gotten married in my pajamas and have been happy.”

“Let’s be honest, Jin would’ve agreed to that,” Esme laughed.

◇◆◇◆◇

The ceremony was far longer than had been intended. Jasmine and Jin had both cried so much that they had had trouble getting through their vows, and then their tiny ring bearer had decided he didn’t want to give them their rings.

Eventually, they made it to their reception. The dancing tuckered everyone out, and they were beyond ready to eat. Jasmine’s best friend, Olivia, was eager to give her speech.

“Everyday that Jasmine mentions Jin, I laugh when I think about how they met. I just can’t imagine meeting my high school crush all these years later – in a concert venue, of all places! – and rekindling that relationship. You two will always amaze me. I hope for a love story as grand as yours.”

After Jungkook had given his best man speech, everyone dug into their dinner.

◇◆◇◆◇

Once Jin and Jasmine had successfully escaped their family and friends, they headed to their hotel.

“I’m thinking we should go swimming tonight. Spend our night on the beach. What do you think?” Jasmine asked as she pulled all of her hair pins out.

“You’re kidding, right?”

“Yes, I’m kidding.”

“Does that mean I can help you out of this dress?” he asked, leaning over her shoulder to meet her gaze in the mirror as he rested his hands on her hips.

“Oh, you’d like to help me with that, would you?” she glanced up at him. She brushed her finger under his chin, grasping it ever so lightly. “You’re too impatient.”

He laughed, leaning down to press a kiss into her lips. “I am not,” he muttered.

This is part of the Dad!BTS series that can be found here

A/N: I absolutely love this. It turned out so amazing, and I loved to see all the couples here (minus Jimbia poor babies have barely met yet)

It would be greatly appreciated if you reblogged the story if you liked it!

Taglist: @jiminie-and-his-pinky-finger @jinnie-forthe-winnie @taehoneycheeks @aianloveseven @fly-you-dam-fools @bangtansjonas

31 notes · View notes