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Mom before: "I completely understand how much you want access to public transportation so you can finally be able to go out by yourself and I'm sorry the last multiple moves we haven't been able to do that for you, I promise next move will be different, that will be top of our list."
Mom now, as we're starting another move search: "Transportation's gonna be the same it is here."
#so THANKS FOR FUCKING NOTHING I GUESS#i actually hate you right now#like i know it's an in-the-moment thing and overall i still love you you're my mom#but right now i actually fucking hate you#what happened to all the conversations where you promised you understood how important this is to me#where you promised you understood that this was already put on the backburner for multiple moves#where you promised next move would be different#fuck you so much#if this happens i'm gonna fucking just go all in and start WALKING#any type of street#and i don't want a fucking word out of your mouth about it because wtffffff#i literally can't believe this#i hate all the rest of the household family too who let this be on the backburner again even though they KNEW it was supposed#to be top of the list of requirements this time#but fuck me i guess#i'm just the crazy woman in the attic who needs to go back to being okay with that#and never having an independent life without them holding the leash of transportation#negative post#statcat life blogging
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@aroace-get-out-of-my-face I couldn't stop thinking about fake logo for the Science Time with Dr Pine's so.
#gravity falls au#I did try some other street sign colors but honestly the sesame street green is best especially to constract the poppies#side note! avenues refer to streets lined with trees i found out! funny if any tree named puppet residents have that tree type by their hom#science time with dr pine
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A not-really-secret Santa
My 100 for this week's @galladrabbles from Vey @look-i-love-u. Enjoy! Word Count: 100
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“You wrapped this?”
“I have many talents. And fuck off, you aren't supposed to know it's me.”
Ian ripped the paper, revealing a mug reading: World’s Okayest Husband. He snorted. “Touching.”
Inside the mug was a leather collar and a note: Check the bedroom.
“This some kinky sex-thing?”
“No, dumbass. Just go.”
Ian darted to the bedroom and froze. A scruffy mutt leapt off the bed, tail wagging. Smiling, Ian knelt. “You got us a dog?!”
“Yeah, well,” Mickey said, leaning in the doorway. "I can't be the only one shakin' his ass at you when you get home."
#gallavich#galladrabbles#ian gallagher#mickey milkovich#you can insert any type of dog you imagine they'd get#but i assume he'd be some mutt who looks like he's comfortable digging through the southside trash#and has seen some shit on the streets#like mickey#in dog form
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dyke-onic carla connor quotes:
"high maintenance, annoying, nearly fifty divorcee seeks ..."
"you mustn't put yourself in harm's way [...] not just for betsy's sake"
"lisa? lisa??? can we talk??? [...] i can wait!!! we need to speak about last night!!!"
"you think i'm a tourist, right? [...] surely that does us both a disservice, thinking that?"
"you need to stop using yourself as a punching bag"
"oh, well, if you're exhausted, you can always [apologise] another time"
"lisa, that's not going to happen [...] i'll make sure of it, alright?"
"these all your crisps?"
"don't get dressed"
"it's a good job i'm an angel, then"
"you can't apologise for living your life"
"i am not going to apologise. betsy, you get one life, and it's short, and what is so wrong in trying to wring some joy out of it?"
"oh, great, terrific, just what i need!"
“you can tell me anything, any time, know that”
“no visitors!!! [realising it’s lisa visiting] […] do i look alright?”
“get me those, erm… things… i needed”
"what if i've changed my mind?"
"... and they say romance is dead"
#carla connor#otp: in it right up to my neck#coronation street#not me typing this at quarter past eleven on saturday night bc the thought popped into my head when i was brushing my teeth ready for bed#& scheduling it to post on sunday afternoon while i'm still at work to avoid dealing w potential fallout .......#ngl i'm still so tired that i barely know if i'm making sense#but i wouldn't have been able to sleep if i hadn't got this down first#you may argue that some of these aren't inherently dyke-y#but i put it to you that they're still so funny in context that they belong in the list anyway#also please feel free to let me know if you think i've missed any#s#coronation street spoilers#meta*#cs spoilers
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oh don't mind me, just thinking about...
basketball player!Milo
#sighs wistfully#with hand-me-down jordans from his cousin or sth#wearing basketball shorts and a vest from his favourite team#(but another hand me down cos no way could his ass afford genuine team merch with colm gambling their house away)#headband to keep his dreads out of his face#chains and singular nose ring and those diamond stud earrings#guys im just east coast-ing the fuck outta this man#playing street basketball in those courts you'd find in a park or underpass#he's so#HE'S SO#AAAAAAAAAA#he cannot get any hotter#plum rambles#(watching the olympics basketball as i type this)#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted milo
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rustsiblings should hit a blunt together. in my opinion
skylor passes jay the blunt and he bites half of it clean off and starts chewing
#i think jay would actually have an episode of some kind if he was given any type of street drug#like he lies on the floor hands in his hair all sweaty and disheveled#and skylor and echo watch him adnd they’re just likeWhat is Wirh this guy#ninjago#tw drugs
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One of the interesting bits of trying to resume working on the game after so long is looking back at my ancient Draft Placeholder versions of an image from 4 yrs ago trying to remember what the hell I meant back then, to hopefully interpret it into some more final (ish..) form of the same thing .. making slow progress lol
#At this point I've decided it's just a consistent design decision to have the sketchy slightly wonky sort of art ghbjj#I simply don't have the digital art skills/tools/patience (mostly that) to do 100% digital things and have a Clean Polished Professional#Neat Looking Perfect Crisp Lines sort of thing like one would see in most games. I'm drawing everything in pencil half decently (not strict#ly making sure every line is straight or that the perspective even makes sense) and then scanning it in and coloring it on the computer#and that's about it. In another world I could hire an artist or two to do professional backgrounds and charcter art or etc. - but as I am#a mere penniless peasant hermit with functioning issues who has to do every aspect of everything themselves - I'm just going to do#what is possible within the time frame/my ability/etc. and then just be like ''ah you see! actually this is intentional~ it has a homemade#crafty hand drawn sort of charm about it - yes? this was the direction all along!!'' LOL#Which for the record I'm not like complaining that it's necssarily Bad or anything - more just I suppose not the Professional Polished#style you Typically see in a lot of things - again the like - sketchy unclean lines of it all.#(like I think usually people use some sort of symmetry tool to make sure that all sides of a box are neat and clean and have that#Professional Game Art type of feel about them - rather than 'this is a scan of scraggily pencil lines in which I did not even bother to use#a ruler or try to get them all that even' lol). So it's not that it's BAD really.#just I think.. perhaps ''unconventional'' compared to the examples of other#games I've looked at. BUT. the point is to convey an idea. I think your art has failed if you do not convey a concept properly. But so#long as it meets your purposes and is not SOO cluttered/scribbly that nobody can even tell what's going on (unless that IS your intention)#then like.. I think it's fine. You can tell a house is a house even if it's not polished. No worries. (<convincing myself)#ANYWAY.. also 'Nanyevimi Market Quest' is still SUCH a placeholder name but I genuinely can never think of anything else so#I've just been going with it for now ToT... There's no distinct actual throughline story/plot so there's no 'theme' to base a title#around. Kind of like how 'The Sims' is just called the sims because naming it like 'Sims: Downfall Of Pleasantview' (one of the#towns in TS2 i think) would be a weird misname since what happens in the game totally depends on what you choose to do with it#So you can't really name it anything THAT specific (a player might not even choose to have a house in Pleasantview. what then? etc).#So it's just like..uh well...GENERALLY speaking.. everyone is uh.. on a personal quest..vaguely.. which takes place in a Market street full#of shops.. and you are mostly talking to shopkeepers... BUT it's not just a Market Quest since it's also in a fantasy world.. so we need to#give the fantasy world name.. and that's about it. I'm just at a loss for anything else. Maybe the like 2 and a half playtesters I#manage to scrounge up will have better ideas ghhh.. 'Nanyevimi Quest: Get To Know Some Shopkeepers' 'Find A Job In Fantasy World' you could#say 'Market Adventure' but some would argue just having a bunch of conversations and wandering around is not much of a real adventure.#don't want to set people up for thinking there's any drama or combat or anything. 'Do Menial Errands For Mentally Ill Elves Simulator' ghjg#(also sidenote: the '''chibi'' style versions of the characters on the menu screen....EVIL.. that style is SOOO hard for me to draw in for#some reason.. I just can't get the proportions right/have trouble fully ''simplifying'' the design.. took me HOURS lol... aUGHh)
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the duality of me ig lol
#in the happiest relationship of my life and yet i am so very lonely!!!#not from him or bc of him just like. i miss having friends i wish i could combine my life w my fiance now#and my friendships from like three or four years ago or whatever#everything just feels so daunting#idk. i don't feel like i'm any different but maybe i am#life is all about growing and changing but no one said anything about how lonely it can be#like i'm looking at houses and planning a wedding in two yrs and my career movements and kids and all of this#trying to get this stray dog on my street to trust us and cultivating what i have in my apartment and budgeting#my step dad took a fall and he can't really walk anymore and im taking a whole week off just to clear my mom's house out#so that we can set a bed up for him downstairs until he can retire and they can move somewhere else#like i'm trying to figure all of this out and i am but it feels like i'm shedding who i used to be to do it#and i wish i could just have both of those exist. i wish i could stay who i was five years ago and be who i am now#and i have lexi she gets it because she's married with kids now#and emma and i have a set day to call every week but every time we call i just miss her so much#and my sister moved to another state to be with her girlfriend and i'm just here.#i miss being goofy with friends i feel too serious and preoccupied now#i just can't find a way to balance no one taught me how to balance#talking to people now make me feel like a creaky little robot. i don't know how to just BE anymore#i can with hunter and he's my best friend but him and i have talked about it and we agree that it's not the same#as just having friends that you can shoot the shit with!!!!!!#why is it so much easier to talk to my 75 year old neighbor and his wife and help them with yard work without never having met them before#than it is just to talk to people i have known and loved for years#i can go days or weeks without talking to friends that i don't physically see at work now#what is it about having undealt with abandonment issues that makes you close yourself off. those are incompatible ideas lol#it feels like i'm a stranger in my own life#i think the answer here is to just take a fat edible and then move AWN#tate.txt.#i'm avoiding reading back what i just typed LOL
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when fans realize these male idols aren’t any better than other men irl we’ll truly be free
#i mean the moon taeil thing is just not shocking to me#idc for nct personally but i was a fan before since i was an smrookies blog years ago#anyways these korean men are just as terrible as any other man you meet on the street#my unni and every other korean woman ik actively speaks up about this#the 4b movement exists for a reason and things have honestly gotten worse for a lot of korean women#i hope there will eventually be reform so there are laws that actually protect them from these vile creatures (men)#also this is why even as a shawol i don’t like onew anymore#i take any type of allegation very seriously#korean male celebs have notoriously gotten away with things by paying off victims and having charges dropped#even from ppl ik who happen to know ppl who work in the industry.. just no. i’m never looking past an allegation EVER.
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A collection of truly bizarre ads I've stumbled across on the mobile app
I can't possibly fathom how these came my way, but there they are.
#these make me feel insane ngl#first one makes me feel like a military dude wants me to join him talking about personal issues with strangers on the street#second one has the jarring juxtaposition of some new age buzzword salad with a picture of a screaming cat#third is more the type of fare i expect to see but still weird to find#and the fourth is funny mostly because it says 'big god' at the top#i don't know if there's an algorithm behind these or if it's just luck of the draw#but they're far off from any target audience#badgerthethirteenth#badger posts#shitpost#kinda
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This whole chapter with knives is still funny because in the finale he at least had pants but he was straight naked here. Like it was swinging , his millionth knife
#he will show me how to use it ....#Trigun loveblog#he has long hair .............. it would have veen funny for him to have his straight long hair from 98#like wavy and stringy is good too but hehe#do you see that shadow ?#between his legs#god he should be naked all the time#im a knives ken doll body type truther but i will never pass up a good penis panel#its why i like golden kamuy so much they have never once passed up the chance to draw a penis flopping and slapping around#i was also thinkjng about this the other day but gk is so unsexualised that a character can straight up play with his balls in front of all#his platoon mates and they would just continue to have a conversation like normal#like nothing is ever out of bounds because the way its framed is too funny and casual#its like greek nudity everyone is expected to have a naked body under their clothes and at some point they will get touched but its never#inapprpriate or awkward because everybody has a penis#like yeah tanigakis balls were dangling while he was teaching chikapasi to shoot his rifle#and asirpa got peed on because she got her face frozen to some metal#ANY OTHER manga who did this would have been dragged out to the streets to be hung but it was a given in gk. it had to happen
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i'm going to tell my kids this is the tortured poets department
#della street#barbara hale#the joke had to be made#della makes using a typewriter look good#and also bad#what is that typing style girl?#(barbara never learned to take shorthand so why would she have learned to type?)#also#let's be real#of the trio#della is the least angsty#if any of them are writing tortured poetry#my money is on perry#they're definitely a trio of modern idiots though#perry mason#(i am a taylor swift fan don't @ me)
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Ice + catch!
"I have a spheal named Something, already, but I'll humor you one since some people like to bitch about how they 'already caught' something of that type. They don't love their pokemon enough to talk about em?" Mind his possible migraine making him snippy.
"So I think raising a cubchoo properly might be fun. Or, a Cetitan; I wanna see what that thing can do. Whale with defensive capabilities might be fun for a long game. Stuff like Charm, Chilling Water, or Curse. I'll have to get back to y'all on that.
In the meantime, Something gives me a lotta joy. Being a little clown and approving anytime some very deep shit or really sweet is said. That's all I need."
#ask.#cuteacakes#felix fae.#there's some projection but also; trainer verse socialized to Make People Angry if it solves problems#i will not lie though a few answers to the pokemon raising meme i made kinda let me down. mean 2 them#'hyuk i'm an ice trainer i don't need any ice type!!!' ok so i can swap out your baby precious with a random stray from the street right?#*generic example but uh. hm. come on. missing the point#I spend more time running from the ice whales than raising one tho;;;; i feel bad!
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To me personally malistaire is the funniest and most pathetic villain wizard101 has ever had AND I MEAN THAT SINCERELY!!! Between doomed children who have been manipulated, groomed, and isolated into becoming products of their environments, someone scorned who has been punished unfairly by having your biological heart torn out your chest and turning your children and all of reality against you to satiate their own ego, a nonhuman entity so powerful and so clueless they unintentionally threaten the lives of everyone around them, Malistaire FELL DOWN BRO. Like yeah you're bitchless now. You and me both. Get in line. Everyone in this room is bitchless. We are ALL living that ✨💅🏾💃🕺 Single Life™. You are a middle-aged man. Cope
#this post is lighthearted btw JELAJWODJTU i aint actually mad#but like...... malistaire as a villain is kinda mid though im sorry. IM SORRY ill take the L opinion if i have to#its one thing if he lost his wife to unfair systematic negligence or thru someone else's doings or smth but. no she just got sick bro 😐#HWMSNFLEKSDIDOA EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I WILL GIVW A BAD OPINION AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM. i cant be right ALL the time /j#like if i dont focus on malistaire's motives and just his ACTIONS he seems super metal#but then he does ALLLLL of that heinous shit because his wife died. like thats absolutely very sad but damn get a grip#(fandom starts breaking in my windows and drags me out into the street) IM SORRY IM SORRY LOOK ITS JUST NOT MY CUP OF TEA#ive never been invested in those Mr. Freeze types of villains where a person they love dies due to normal circumstances-#and they go fucking BERSERK. they LOSE IT. they go like “well okay fuck the entire world i guess nothing matters” and then kill people#LIKE IF IT'S DONE IN A CERTAIN WAY I CAN BE INVESTED but more often than not to me? its just kind of funny#like “okay damn there was only ONE person keeping you from being a national criminal? okay”#and you know what? thats a mood actually. thats a mood#without my cat i probanly would have become the president by now#for some reason its a little diff for me if its like a child you lost and idk why#like if malistaire lost a kid instead of his wife id probably be more inclined to feel bad and thats terribly fucked up JSLSJSJSJ#you know what its also bias because in some shape or form i relate to all the other villains. morganthe and duncan especially#whereas in malitsaire's case i have never been married. which i mean doesnt stop me from tryna be more synpathetic i guess but im just not#ONCE AGAIN FEEL VERY BAD FOR HIM AND SULVIA. like losing someone to sickness or any reason really is a serious thing#but in terms of a fictional setting with fictional characters where one of them decides to commit genocide over it? 🧍 like okay boo u do u#i will gladly give up my mantle for the “most reasonable opinions” guy in the fandom foe this one. i deserve it#wizard101#w101#wiz101#text posts#malistaire drake
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this week on the virgoes show: realized i’ve been “people pleasing” my whole life because i am so good at reading what other people want and providing them just that, and as a result have no idea what my identity is.
#it’s like fomo and people pleasing on the smaller scale of my family my friends my coworkers all the way up until everyone on planet earth#i also don’t think i ever learned how to emotionally regulate#me blogging used to help me with introspection so much and bc i’ve been off tumblr the only time i grant myself that time is#when i’m high as shit lmfao so i thank the universe for putting me back on this path to find myself#people scare me and that is ok and i don’t have to create a personality that will appeal to every type of person#as a result of all this i have street smarts i have like.. ‘people smarts’ and can talk to anyone in any culture any generation any context#but like for my personal life i don’t need that skill to make myself happy and i only now know that#man growing up w white people didn’t help with this either#venlafaxine has flattened my emotions so much that my life has become very bleak so i hope to get off it 😖#2025 me boutta have the fattest glow up ever (watch the real me be the most boring bitch in the world)#i told myself i’m going to let myself act out emotionally from now on and not hold back any even if it’s childish.
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Imagine Ari making a lemonade stand to raise money for a school charity and she ends Up just dragging the whole crew to work for her.
It would be weirt to stop at a lemonade stand that looks like It was made by a child and find Hunter there.
Hunter cramming his tall ass into a chair made for a kindergartner. His knees are practically touching his shoulders and he looks like he slept under the stand last night
#benji trying to convince her to set up shop in a wealthier district so he can pickpocket any patronizing wall street types#ari is very adamant that stealing is bad#anon
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