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statisticalcats2 · 9 months ago
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Mom before: "I completely understand how much you want access to public transportation so you can finally be able to go out by yourself and I'm sorry the last multiple moves we haven't been able to do that for you, I promise next move will be different, that will be top of our list."
Mom now, as we're starting another move search: "Transportation's gonna be the same it is here."
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thedarkermelody · 2 months ago
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@aroace-get-out-of-my-face I couldn't stop thinking about fake logo for the Science Time with Dr Pine's so.
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ohkate · 5 months ago
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A not-really-secret Santa
My 100 for this week's @galladrabbles from Vey @look-i-love-u. Enjoy! Word Count: 100
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“You wrapped this?”
“I have many talents. And fuck off, you aren't supposed to know it's me.”
Ian ripped the paper, revealing a mug reading: World’s Okayest Husband. He snorted. “Touching.”
Inside the mug was a leather collar and a note: Check the bedroom.
“This some kinky sex-thing?”
“No, dumbass. Just go.”
Ian darted to the bedroom and froze. A scruffy mutt leapt off the bed, tail wagging. Smiling, Ian knelt. “You got us a dog?!”
“Yeah, well,” Mickey said, leaning in the doorway. "I can't be the only one shakin' his ass at you when you get home."
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sarahlancashire · 5 months ago
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dyke-onic carla connor quotes:
"high maintenance, annoying, nearly fifty divorcee seeks ..."
"you mustn't put yourself in harm's way [...] not just for betsy's sake"
"lisa? lisa??? can we talk??? [...] i can wait!!! we need to speak about last night!!!"
"you think i'm a tourist, right? [...] surely that does us both a disservice, thinking that?"
"you need to stop using yourself as a punching bag"
"oh, well, if you're exhausted, you can always [apologise] another time"
"lisa, that's not going to happen [...] i'll make sure of it, alright?"
"these all your crisps?"
"don't get dressed"
"it's a good job i'm an angel, then"
"you can't apologise for living your life"
"i am not going to apologise. betsy, you get one life, and it's short, and what is so wrong in trying to wring some joy out of it?"
"oh, great, terrific, just what i need!"
“you can tell me anything, any time, know that”
“no visitors!!! [realising it’s lisa visiting] […] do i look alright?”
“get me those, erm… things… i needed”
"what if i've changed my mind?"
"... and they say romance is dead"
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ashertickler · 9 months ago
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oh don't mind me, just thinking about...
basketball player!Milo
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chebyshevptera · 18 days ago
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rustsiblings should hit a blunt together. in my opinion
skylor passes jay the blunt and he bites half of it clean off and starts chewing
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icewindandboringhorror · 1 month ago
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One of the interesting bits of trying to resume working on the game after so long is looking back at my ancient Draft Placeholder versions of an image from 4 yrs ago trying to remember what the hell I meant back then, to hopefully interpret it into some more final (ish..) form of the same thing .. making slow progress lol
#At this point I've decided it's just a consistent design decision to have the sketchy slightly wonky sort of art ghbjj#I simply don't have the digital art skills/tools/patience (mostly that) to do 100% digital things and have a Clean Polished Professional#Neat Looking Perfect Crisp Lines sort of thing like one would see in most games. I'm drawing everything in pencil half decently (not strict#ly making sure every line is straight or that the perspective even makes sense) and then scanning it in and coloring it on the computer#and that's about it. In another world I could hire an artist or two to do professional backgrounds and charcter art or etc. - but as I am#a mere penniless peasant hermit with functioning issues who has to do every aspect of everything themselves - I'm just going to do#what is possible within the time frame/my ability/etc. and then just be like ''ah you see! actually this is intentional~ it has a homemade#crafty hand drawn sort of charm about it - yes? this was the direction all along!!'' LOL#Which for the record I'm not like complaining that it's necssarily Bad or anything - more just I suppose not the Professional Polished#style you Typically see in a lot of things - again the like - sketchy unclean lines of it all.#(like I think usually people use some sort of symmetry tool to make sure that all sides of a box are neat and clean and have that#Professional Game Art type of feel about them - rather than 'this is a scan of scraggily pencil lines in which I did not even bother to use#a ruler or try to get them all that even' lol). So it's not that it's BAD really.#just I think.. perhaps ''unconventional'' compared to the examples of other#games I've looked at. BUT. the point is to convey an idea. I think your art has failed if you do not convey a concept properly. But so#long as it meets your purposes and is not SOO cluttered/scribbly that nobody can even tell what's going on (unless that IS your intention)#then like.. I think it's fine. You can tell a house is a house even if it's not polished. No worries. (<convincing myself)#ANYWAY.. also 'Nanyevimi Market Quest' is still SUCH a placeholder name but I genuinely can never think of anything else so#I've just been going with it for now ToT... There's no distinct actual throughline story/plot so there's no 'theme' to base a title#around. Kind of like how 'The Sims' is just called the sims because naming it like 'Sims: Downfall Of Pleasantview' (one of the#towns in TS2 i think) would be a weird misname since what happens in the game totally depends on what you choose to do with it#So you can't really name it anything THAT specific (a player might not even choose to have a house in Pleasantview. what then? etc).#So it's just like..uh well...GENERALLY speaking.. everyone is uh.. on a personal quest..vaguely.. which takes place in a Market street full#of shops.. and you are mostly talking to shopkeepers... BUT it's not just a Market Quest since it's also in a fantasy world.. so we need to#give the fantasy world name.. and that's about it. I'm just at a loss for anything else. Maybe the like 2 and a half playtesters I#manage to scrounge up will have better ideas ghhh.. 'Nanyevimi Quest: Get To Know Some Shopkeepers' 'Find A Job In Fantasy World' you could#say 'Market Adventure' but some would argue just having a bunch of conversations and wandering around is not much of a real adventure.#don't want to set people up for thinking there's any drama or combat or anything. 'Do Menial Errands For Mentally Ill Elves Simulator' ghjg#(also sidenote: the '''chibi'' style versions of the characters on the menu screen....EVIL.. that style is SOOO hard for me to draw in for#some reason.. I just can't get the proportions right/have trouble fully ''simplifying'' the design.. took me HOURS lol... aUGHh)
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tateytots · 1 month ago
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the duality of me ig lol
#in the happiest relationship of my life and yet i am so very lonely!!!#not from him or bc of him just like. i miss having friends i wish i could combine my life w my fiance now#and my friendships from like three or four years ago or whatever#everything just feels so daunting#idk. i don't feel like i'm any different but maybe i am#life is all about growing and changing but no one said anything about how lonely it can be#like i'm looking at houses and planning a wedding in two yrs and my career movements and kids and all of this#trying to get this stray dog on my street to trust us and cultivating what i have in my apartment and budgeting#my step dad took a fall and he can't really walk anymore and im taking a whole week off just to clear my mom's house out#so that we can set a bed up for him downstairs until he can retire and they can move somewhere else#like i'm trying to figure all of this out and i am but it feels like i'm shedding who i used to be to do it#and i wish i could just have both of those exist. i wish i could stay who i was five years ago and be who i am now#and i have lexi she gets it because she's married with kids now#and emma and i have a set day to call every week but every time we call i just miss her so much#and my sister moved to another state to be with her girlfriend and i'm just here.#i miss being goofy with friends i feel too serious and preoccupied now#i just can't find a way to balance no one taught me how to balance#talking to people now make me feel like a creaky little robot. i don't know how to just BE anymore#i can with hunter and he's my best friend but him and i have talked about it and we agree that it's not the same#as just having friends that you can shoot the shit with!!!!!!#why is it so much easier to talk to my 75 year old neighbor and his wife and help them with yard work without never having met them before#than it is just to talk to people i have known and loved for years#i can go days or weeks without talking to friends that i don't physically see at work now#what is it about having undealt with abandonment issues that makes you close yourself off. those are incompatible ideas lol#it feels like i'm a stranger in my own life#i think the answer here is to just take a fat edible and then move AWN#tate.txt.#i'm avoiding reading back what i just typed LOL
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wunmimosaku · 8 months ago
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when fans realize these male idols aren’t any better than other men irl we’ll truly be free
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badgerthethirteenth · 11 months ago
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A collection of truly bizarre ads I've stumbled across on the mobile app
I can't possibly fathom how these came my way, but there they are.
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dirt-str1der · 1 year ago
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This whole chapter with knives is still funny because in the finale he at least had pants but he was straight naked here. Like it was swinging , his millionth knife
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frommybookbook · 1 year ago
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i'm going to tell my kids this is the tortured poets department
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fairymint · 2 months ago
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Ice + catch!
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"I have a spheal named Something, already, but I'll humor you one since some people like to bitch about how they 'already caught' something of that type. They don't love their pokemon enough to talk about em?" Mind his possible migraine making him snippy.
"So I think raising a cubchoo properly might be fun. Or, a Cetitan; I wanna see what that thing can do. Whale with defensive capabilities might be fun for a long game. Stuff like Charm, Chilling Water, or Curse. I'll have to get back to y'all on that.
In the meantime, Something gives me a lotta joy. Being a little clown and approving anytime some very deep shit or really sweet is said. That's all I need."
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anxiously-sidequesting · 1 year ago
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To me personally malistaire is the funniest and most pathetic villain wizard101 has ever had AND I MEAN THAT SINCERELY!!! Between doomed children who have been manipulated, groomed, and isolated into becoming products of their environments, someone scorned who has been punished unfairly by having your biological heart torn out your chest and turning your children and all of reality against you to satiate their own ego, a nonhuman entity so powerful and so clueless they unintentionally threaten the lives of everyone around them, Malistaire FELL DOWN BRO. Like yeah you're bitchless now. You and me both. Get in line. Everyone in this room is bitchless. We are ALL living that ✨💅🏾💃🕺 Single Life™. You are a middle-aged man. Cope
#this post is lighthearted btw JELAJWODJTU i aint actually mad#but like...... malistaire as a villain is kinda mid though im sorry. IM SORRY ill take the L opinion if i have to#its one thing if he lost his wife to unfair systematic negligence or thru someone else's doings or smth but. no she just got sick bro 😐#HWMSNFLEKSDIDOA EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I WILL GIVW A BAD OPINION AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM. i cant be right ALL the time /j#like if i dont focus on malistaire's motives and just his ACTIONS he seems super metal#but then he does ALLLLL of that heinous shit because his wife died. like thats absolutely very sad but damn get a grip#(fandom starts breaking in my windows and drags me out into the street) IM SORRY IM SORRY LOOK ITS JUST NOT MY CUP OF TEA#ive never been invested in those Mr. Freeze types of villains where a person they love dies due to normal circumstances-#and they go fucking BERSERK. they LOSE IT. they go like “well okay fuck the entire world i guess nothing matters” and then kill people#LIKE IF IT'S DONE IN A CERTAIN WAY I CAN BE INVESTED but more often than not to me? its just kind of funny#like “okay damn there was only ONE person keeping you from being a national criminal? okay”#and you know what? thats a mood actually. thats a mood#without my cat i probanly would have become the president by now#for some reason its a little diff for me if its like a child you lost and idk why#like if malistaire lost a kid instead of his wife id probably be more inclined to feel bad and thats terribly fucked up JSLSJSJSJ#you know what its also bias because in some shape or form i relate to all the other villains. morganthe and duncan especially#whereas in malitsaire's case i have never been married. which i mean doesnt stop me from tryna be more synpathetic i guess but im just not#ONCE AGAIN FEEL VERY BAD FOR HIM AND SULVIA. like losing someone to sickness or any reason really is a serious thing#but in terms of a fictional setting with fictional characters where one of them decides to commit genocide over it? 🧍 like okay boo u do u#i will gladly give up my mantle for the “most reasonable opinions” guy in the fandom foe this one. i deserve it#wizard101#w101#wiz101#text posts#malistaire drake
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virgoes · 3 months ago
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this week on the virgoes show: realized i’ve been “people pleasing” my whole life because i am so good at reading what other people want and providing them just that, and as a result have no idea what my identity is.
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befuddled-calico-whump · 1 year ago
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Imagine Ari making a lemonade stand to raise money for a school charity and she ends Up just dragging the whole crew to work for her.
It would be weirt to stop at a lemonade stand that looks like It was made by a child and find Hunter there.
Hunter cramming his tall ass into a chair made for a kindergartner. His knees are practically touching his shoulders and he looks like he slept under the stand last night
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