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Mom before: "I completely understand how much you want access to public transportation so you can finally be able to go out by yourself and I'm sorry the last multiple moves we haven't been able to do that for you, I promise next move will be different, that will be top of our list."
Mom now, as we're starting another move search: "Transportation's gonna be the same it is here."
#so THANKS FOR FUCKING NOTHING I GUESS#i actually hate you right now#like i know it's an in-the-moment thing and overall i still love you you're my mom#but right now i actually fucking hate you#what happened to all the conversations where you promised you understood how important this is to me#where you promised you understood that ths was already put on the backburner for multiple moves#where you promised next move would be different#fuck you so much#if this happens i'm gonna fucking just go all in and start WALKING#any type of street#and i don't want a fucking word out of your mouth about it because wtffffff#i literally can't believe this#i hate all the rest of the household family too who let this be on the backburner again even though they KNEW it was supposed#to be top of the list of requirements this time#but fuck me i guess#i'm just the crazy woman in the attic who needs to go back to being okay with that#and never having an independent life without them holding the leash of transportation#negative post
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Prompt 294
Danny has found an… interesting corner of the Realms, avoided by all. There’s a bunch of ghosts, and a couple demons, angels, and a couple things that he’s never seen before. It’s actually really fun, and no one else ever comes so it’s kind of peaceful even with the chaos the family there does. There’s even a couple doctors who are happy to help him out, and apparently several dozen of them were vigilantes during life. Honestly this shadow area of the Zone is great!
Or, Danny stumbled across the Realms area where the bats of Every world and timeline have set up. He hasn’t realized the only reason he’s not already ghost-adopted is that the different versions are arguing over who gets to be the first to do so.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Yes this includes Flashpoint Thomas#Look do you think ANY Batman would just let themself die and stay down? Yeah no#There’s also an entire army of Jasons ready to teach Danny street tricks#And several Graysons teach him some acrobatics#He’s their lil halfa boi#He doesn’t realize how OP he’s becoming by being trained by literal hundreds of Bats#Space Core Danny#Which seeing as how most of the Bats have Shadow or Star or Sun cores? He’s learning So Many Tricks#Not to say some don’t have other ghost core types but that’s still the majority#All of Team Phantom are now learning from the ghost Bats & Dani was instantly pseudo adopted as well#These are the people that accepted Kon & Bizarro & Damian even straight up had an island for his clones to live safely on#No one is prepared for this random team of teens in the middle of nowhere Illinois- nevermind the GIW
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oh don't mind me, just thinking about...
basketball player!Milo
#sighs wistfully#with hand-me-down jordans from his cousin or sth#wearing basketball shorts and a vest from his favourite team#(but another hand me down cos no way could his ass afford genuine team merch with colm gambling their house away)#headband to keep his dreads out of his face#chains and singular nose ring and those diamond stud earrings#guys im just east coast-ing the fuck outta this man#playing street basketball in those courts you'd find in a park or underpass#he's so#HE'S SO#AAAAAAAAAA#he cannot get any hotter#plum rambles#(watching the olympics basketball as i type this)#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted milo
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You know I had to do my own rendition of this eventually. It’s just too good to pass up :))
Attached is just the still image version (not gif) and then some behind-the-scenes initial sketch without puzzle pattern. Also the car had a nose for some reason…glad that I went back to the actual reference material to change it because the Puzzlemobile ain’t got one <<
#I’ve stayed up….way too late…drawing this stupid thing#(current time is past 12am)#this guyyyyy is ridiculous. a clown. a looser even. Would marry#THATS A JOKE I’M JOKING OF COURSE WH—it’s not my word against myself your just reading in between the lines too much#he’s got great taste in cars tho. pull up with em hot wheels on the road. who needs stoplights when you’re the cause for the slow traffic#rule the streets absolute king truly an inconvenience on everyone’s lives#gangster moment pulling up ready to pick up the boys in this slick ride#crime boss real#(sorry these are unintelligible thoughts I wrote down as Procreate titles when working on this)#(I’m just typing them out again here because why not lol)#why is he actally man spreading do you think his legs hurt from keeping them elevated off the road?#or maybe they’re just weightless#the dogs are out /j#eh I’d let him pick me up (THIS IS A JOKE A HONKING JOKE I SWEAR) /j#see the actual comedy is in the frantic deniability of the statement#and for some reason I thought it would be funny to do that same joke twice over….don’t know why probably lack of sleep taking now🧍#anyways this is the most productive I’ve been at making art wow huh. Puzzle fixation coming in clutch right now three arts in one day#achievement unlocked ✨#hplonesome art#mr. puzzles smg4#smg4 mr puzzles#puzzlemobile#smg4 Puzzlemobile#mr. puzzles in the Puzzlemobile#it’s crucial to include puzzlemobile in tags at any given opportunity because it’s just that iconic
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A collection of truly bizarre ads I've stumbled across on the mobile app
I can't possibly fathom how these came my way, but there they are.
#these make me feel insane ngl#first one makes me feel like a military dude wants me to join him talking about personal issues with strangers on the street#second one has the jarring juxtaposition of some new age buzzword salad with a picture of a screaming cat#third is more the type of fare i expect to see but still weird to find#and the fourth is funny mostly because it says 'big god' at the top#i don't know if there's an algorithm behind these or if it's just luck of the draw#but they're far off from any target audience#badgerthethirteenth#badger posts#shitpost#kinda
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This whole chapter with knives is still funny because in the finale he at least had pants but he was straight naked here. Like it was swinging , his millionth knife
#he will show me how to use it ....#Trigun loveblog#he has long hair .............. it would have veen funny for him to have his straight long hair from 98#like wavy and stringy is good too but hehe#do you see that shadow ?#between his legs#god he should be naked all the time#im a knives ken doll body type truther but i will never pass up a good penis panel#its why i like golden kamuy so much they have never once passed up the chance to draw a penis flopping and slapping around#i was also thinkjng about this the other day but gk is so unsexualised that a character can straight up play with his balls in front of all#his platoon mates and they would just continue to have a conversation like normal#like nothing is ever out of bounds because the way its framed is too funny and casual#its like greek nudity everyone is expected to have a naked body under their clothes and at some point they will get touched but its never#inapprpriate or awkward because everybody has a penis#like yeah tanigakis balls were dangling while he was teaching chikapasi to shoot his rifle#and asirpa got peed on because she got her face frozen to some metal#ANY OTHER manga who did this would have been dragged out to the streets to be hung but it was a given in gk. it had to happen
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i'm going to tell my kids this is the tortured poets department
#della street#barbara hale#the joke had to be made#della makes using a typewriter look good#and also bad#what is that typing style girl?#(barbara never learned to take shorthand so why would she have learned to type?)#also#let's be real#of the trio#della is the least angsty#if any of them are writing tortured poetry#my money is on perry#they're definitely a trio of modern idiots though#perry mason#(i am a taylor swift fan don't @ me)
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To me personally malistaire is the funniest and most pathetic villain wizard101 has ever had AND I MEAN THAT SINCERELY!!! Between doomed children who have been manipulated, groomed, and isolated into becoming products of their environments, someone scorned who has been punished unfairly by having your biological heart torn out your chest and turning your children and all of reality against you to satiate their own ego, a nonhuman entity so powerful and so clueless they unintentionally threaten the lives of everyone around them, Malistaire FELL DOWN BRO. Like yeah you're bitchless now. You and me both. Get in line. Everyone in this room is bitchless. We are ALL living that ✨💅🏾💃🕺 Single Life™. You are a middle-aged man. Cope
#this post is lighthearted btw JELAJWODJTU i aint actually mad#but like...... malistaire as a villain is kinda mid though im sorry. IM SORRY ill take the L opinion if i have to#its one thing if he lost his wife to unfair systematic negligence or thru someone else's doings or smth but. no she just got sick bro 😐#HWMSNFLEKSDIDOA EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I WILL GIVW A BAD OPINION AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM. i cant be right ALL the time /j#like if i dont focus on malistaire's motives and just his ACTIONS he seems super metal#but then he does ALLLLL of that heinous shit because his wife died. like thats absolutely very sad but damn get a grip#(fandom starts breaking in my windows and drags me out into the street) IM SORRY IM SORRY LOOK ITS JUST NOT MY CUP OF TEA#ive never been invested in those Mr. Freeze types of villains where a person they love dies due to normal circumstances-#and they go fucking BERSERK. they LOSE IT. they go like “well okay fuck the entire world i guess nothing matters” and then kill people#LIKE IF IT'S DONE IN A CERTAIN WAY I CAN BE INVESTED but more often than not to me? its just kind of funny#like “okay damn there was only ONE person keeping you from being a national criminal? okay”#and you know what? thats a mood actually. thats a mood#without my cat i probanly would have become the president by now#for some reason its a little diff for me if its like a child you lost and idk why#like if malistaire lost a kid instead of his wife id probably be more inclined to feel bad and thats terribly fucked up JSLSJSJSJ#you know what its also bias because in some shape or form i relate to all the other villains. morganthe and duncan especially#whereas in malitsaire's case i have never been married. which i mean doesnt stop me from tryna be more synpathetic i guess but im just not#ONCE AGAIN FEEL VERY BAD FOR HIM AND SULVIA. like losing someone to sickness or any reason really is a serious thing#but in terms of a fictional setting with fictional characters where one of them decides to commit genocide over it? 🧍 like okay boo u do u#i will gladly give up my mantle for the “most reasonable opinions” guy in the fandom foe this one. i deserve it#wizard101#w101#wiz101#text posts#malistaire drake
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If He
Has the initials K.M.
Is American-Japanese
Has blonde hair
Has a jawline that can cut
Was a playboy in his youth
Undergoes a revenge arc in his 40’s
Wears a long coat during the arc
Grows a beard during the arc
Has “Master” as part of his name
Has a bandana-wearing dark-haired best friend who has a beard and he looks up to and respects
He’s one of these two:
#i think i have a fav type of character#no i will not be taking any futher questions#ken masters#street fighter#street fighter 6#sf6#kaz miller#kazuhira miller#metal gear solid#mgsv#the phantom pain
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Imagine Ari making a lemonade stand to raise money for a school charity and she ends Up just dragging the whole crew to work for her.
It would be weirt to stop at a lemonade stand that looks like It was made by a child and find Hunter there.
Hunter cramming his tall ass into a chair made for a kindergartner. His knees are practically touching his shoulders and he looks like he slept under the stand last night
#benji trying to convince her to set up shop in a wealthier district so he can pickpocket any patronizing wall street types#ari is very adamant that stealing is bad#anon
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murim genre but it’s some girl who isn’t even going to be learning martial arts or anything she’s just landed in another woman’s body (???) and is inexplicably so powerful that no one can get to her
#the men are all indignant about it too because it has the typical murim genre traits#don’t even make her ‘pretty’ with the white skin why not make her ethnic#since the genre characters love that kind of thing#this random street rat woman has spiritual prowess unrivalled by any other in the surrounding nations#she refuses to learn to fight and doesn’t want to follow a martial art type because ??? why should she#this has gone to her head btw#put this random into the body of someone who was working in a brothel for kicks#the martial artists are gonna be so so angry
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canons scare me and id have to watch movies n shit and research but gOD i want to write dbd specific qu*ntin smith. he's such a bAYBEE? and also a badass hello?
(x) like they just straight up imply that he was so fucking pissed at freddy and wanted him gone so bad and so adept at dreamwalking and dream manipulation he ended up landing them both in the Entity's realm? like hELLO????
#also he's just so soft and he wants to heLP#god and when he's at the campfire in the menu he dozes off and then jolts awake like BABE#idk id have to find another fc i like since im using older kyle already for thistle#the dbd lore implies its post movie idk how long but id prob age him up to mid 20s because i CAN#or maybe i dont do any of this and i just suuuuck some of his personality traits and inject them into thistle instead lmAO#honestly i just have a vision with him and steve and i need to see it dfkjbgdfg#not even just bfs even tho they are my bias crackship just like general personality types. like theyre so gOOD#also lmao them both knowing a Nancy is also funny#idk idk idk maybe next weekend i watch the elm street remake and see if it sparks joy
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Procrastinating so hard even though this is a fun topic about my embarrassing old interest... It's literally an excuse to infodump WHY am I procrastinating 😭
#🤓posting#I need to seriously start though bc this is due tomorrow and I have to make a physical zine (for the first time ever)#because I decided to commit to that for some reason 😭#procrstinated so hard that I painted THREE layers of nail polish (I am usually very lazy with it. so)#and waited for it to dry all the way and everything LMAO#sorry for all the school posting lately I have had a very stressful week lolol#I will be done with projects after Monday and then on spring break the next week so yay#and my transient school is on spring break rn#but I'm moving soon (not out of town yet; my mom is moving houses down the street actually haha) so I'll be busy with that#also why do I keep getting ed tumblr (idk if it has a specific community name or whatever) tags recommended when I type in tags 😭#every time I start a tag with 'I want' or 'I need' I get these tags recommended..... I don't want to have to block all of them UGH#I actually don't think I have any filtered tags rn#anyway sorry for the ramble I'm gonna go work.... not now but soon lol. byeeee
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i do have to say in this shitshow of a world currently that i've started wearing my magen david out again recently and i've gotten a ton of compliments on it which is... really nice. like it's so sad that the bar is basically underground re: being nice to jews but
#tbh i think if the type of people saying it is any indication it's probably pro-israel supporters which is (frowns)#(the type of people saying it is mostly white middle-aged goyische women)#buuuut it might also be people who have seen how vitriolic people are getting towards jews who have nothing to do with anything#and wanted to give me a little reprieve from the shit i'm blasted with on the daily#anyway regardless of what type of people these people are it does mean a LOT to get those compliments#it's a magen david inside of a hamsa :) which i got bc i lost my other one on the street HGFDHGA it was like#right before the war started so it was good timing#but then when it came to getting a new one the hamsa one really spoke to me#considering it's protection against the evil eye obv and i was like. jfc do i need some of that#and then its tie to the five pillars of islam makes it feel like unity with our muslim cousins and my hope for i/p peace and coexistence#ya know? idk not to be optimistic and a dreamer and all that but it just really resonated with me
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since were living in this new age of understanding when it comes to how becoming famous (especially tabloid famous/infamous) at a young age negatively effects your mental health and psychological development i think its time that ppl start reevaluating how they talk about the sex pistols
#sex pistols#hoodie talks#i mean i would think this regardless but seriously#any conversation about the sex pistols that doesnt include just how young they were and how mistreated by the public and press they were#is an incomplete one that doesnt address crucial aspects of their story#you cannot understand why sid vicious ended up dead from suicide at 21 without talking about this!#you cannot understand why johnny rotten is the way he is now without talking about this!#johnny got famous at 19! he spent his entire adult life famous! and by famous i mean infamous aka The Bad Type Of Famous#he was the designated acceptable target of an entire nation during some of the most formative years of his life#'why is he so mean and defensive?' oh idk maybe its bc ppl stabbed him bc he sang a song they didnt like!#imagine being 20 years old and every journo in the country is either writing about you being the voice of your generation#or about how youre the spawn of satan who should be hung from the nearest lamp post#imagine youre 20 and the government is saying that shit about you too#imagine youre 20 and every single thing you say is picked at and poured over and ascribed countless different meanings#imagine youre 20 and you cant even walk down the street without being harassed by someone you dont know#imagine youre 20 and someone sticks a razor in your hand and disables you for life bc you wrote a song they didnt like#imagine youre 20 and your neighbor barges into your flat bc your music was too loud and stabs your 14 year old friend#and then when you ask the police for help they tell you that she deserved it for hanging out with you#now imagine the kind of person youd be if you lived through all of that#and now imagine that every time you ever sorta lashed out or were kinda mean ppl said 'shut up you whiny attention whore'#imagine if everyone collectively got together when you were 19 and decided that you didnt get to be a person anymore forever#thats what johnny lydon's life has been since 1975#punk rock posting
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random and unnecessary bloodshed towards minorities is good when its my side advocating for it
-tankies
#someone on youtube was literally like 'bloodshed is normal to happen' in regards to trump winning over not voting for biden#dawg??????? you're a straight up fascist telling yourself you're a leftist. thats all there is to you.#'killing thousands of innocents is fine as long as i get to larp about my perfect utopia' shut the fuck up and step the fuck down#you should never be trusted with power in your LIFE#i repeat: id rather be fighting for a better world while theres still some amount of peace left vs while its ACTIVELY BLOWING UP#i kinda just feel like thats a very unproductive environment and everyones gonna give more of a fuck about their personal survival#than about making society better. at this point i cant help but think you're a psyop if you're like this.#'minorities dying in the streets bc i decided accelerationism is better? no biggie. this is what ive trained my apathy for! for this very#moment! so that i may finally seize power for myself- i mean justice and make the world how i want it- i mean make the world a#better place and not feel bad about the lives lost at all!!!!!! !! !#numbing yourself from all empathy and love for other humans is good guys i swear !!!!!!!!!!!!!!'#at this point im no longer desperately pleading for any of you to give a single fucking shit. now im just disappointed and ultimately#fucking DISGUSTED with the type of people you are. what a disgrace to humanity.
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