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gotta say, seeing all the 'go and vote!' stuff that comes out of the US every election cycle has never made me more grateful that in Australia it's mandatory
yeah it's no fun having to line up and vote on election day (or chuck in your postal vote because those are so normal here i didn't realise it wasn't normal in the US too) if you're too early for a democracy sausage but I'll take that any day over whatever the hell 'purging voter rolls' is
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personally when I find an artist who draws The Character in the specific way I love and does it constantly you may as well swear me in as a new household servant because I will be in your walls
me, incorrect: everyone is probably sick of me drawing this character by now...
my inner voice, wise: ah, but this cannot be... because I am part of "everyone"... and until I am sick of drawing them... it will not be everyone
me, opening a new blank canvas: ur so right
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If House of Anubis had taken place like ~5 years later than it actually did I just KNOW that Joy and Amber would've been SUPER into K-pop and they would've argued viciously about who they stan and bias all the time, possibly descending the house into an all-out war at some point
#come on you know they would've loved k-pop#and they would've feuded and made the house a battlefield in the pre-sibuna days#alfie and fabian and mara start to fear for their lives at house meals#fabian gets overwhelmed and scared#they each keep trying to pull him to their side#at first alfie just enthusiastically goes along with whatever amber says#but then he eventually gets into it and starts forming his own opinions#mara enjoys the music but cannot bring herself into the drama#like fabian she doesn't like that it's starting a bunch of fights in the house#patricia and mick stay the hell out of it#patricia bc she thinks it's stupid and mick bc he's clueless and simply doesn't care#jerome is so fucking confused about all these details and lingo and drama he doesn't understand#and he doesn't much like the music either#and while he thinks it's dumb his confusion eventually clears enough for him to be able to use it to his advantage#to manipulate joy and amber with frightening ease#'hey amber i heard joy say that she stans [insert kpop member here]'#*cue outrage and a loud yelling match for the next few hours*#house of anubis#amber millington#joy mercer
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listen patricia i know you're a different flavor of alt every season but this is pushing it.
#i paused on this by chance bc i was talking about something and stopped mid-sentence to yell PATRICIA WHAT IS THAT.#i guess belt-bangle is....punk in an abstract way.....#s3 rewatch thoughts#hoa#house of anubis
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Seeing more discourse around the 'Chose Not to Warn' (CNTW) archive warning on AO3 again and I feel the need to add a few extra points about it.
I won't rehash the long analyses people have given before: CNTW is a valid warning on its own merit (I have always interpreted it as 'could possibly contain any of the above' with regards to the other major warnings), and even if it for some reason were not, it is the default warning given by the archive. It's a warning on it's own. If you worry about triggers, don't read fics tagged with CNTW.
But, ignoring all of the valid points about author discretion as to tagging and warning, two more points came to mind when reading over some of the arguments about CNTW I've seen lately that I think need to be considered more.
First and foremost is the actual utility of tagging every trigger: you do not know what could possibly trigger every single reader, and more importantly, it is impossible to tag to full scope anyway. As we all know, AO3 implemented a 75-tag limit on new works posted after September of 2021. Sometimes, especially when a fic covers a wide scope of different content, not only is it hard to tag for every possible trigger, it sometimes also becomes impossible.
Secondly, the utility of tagging everything becomes even less possible when you're considering long fics. I don't mean fics of 100k or more. I'm talking 300-400k or more. Stories that contain so much content it again becomes impossible to tag everything. And what about when an author hasn't fully decided on plot points as they start posting? What if they change their mind and include scenes that are triggering, 80% of the way through a fic? Even if they do tag it, there will be detractors angry it wasn't posted from the start. It's certainly happened before.
I have a work that will easily surpass a million words at completion. I am hard-pressed to tag just all the major, overarching content and themes, much less tag every single trigger it might contain. There is not way for me to do such unless we want a repeat of Sexy Times with Wangxian. So, in case authors know their story might evolve to have content that upsets people, CNTW is a neat little option. "This might have stuff that will upset you. It might contain stuff from the other archive warnings". In what sense is that not a valid warning?
CNTW is not a 'rude' tag. It is not lazy or wrong or an incorrect way to tag or use AO3. Some of you just haven't read the TOS.
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crying
shoutout to 'alien rituals' i suspect that will be a highlight
curious about what's in store for you for 2024? :D
Let AO3 decide!
(Updated from 2023: Up-to-date tag bank, opt-in tag categories, optional dark mode! As always: proceed with informed consent.)
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Instead of humans with a singular animal feature, why isn't Faunus just the catch-all term for mythological creatures like nagas, centaurs, satyrs, and the like?
#rwde#i get it wouldn't have worked w the earlier getup. poser couldnt handle more than one animal feature at a time#hence the oft lackluster faunus designs#but i think itd be way cooler to have mythological creatures in a sci-fantasy than monkey boys and cat girls#think abt it: minotaur adam. tabaxi belladonnas. tiger sphinx sienna#id love to see typically fantasy creatures interact w technology#satyrs on mopeds#centaurs in chem class#nagas on escalators#give me anubis yelling at a chip machine to just TAKE HIS CARD DAMMIT#the possibilities are endless
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"i cant believe i'm actually going to boarding school! i'm so excited! i feel like harry potter!"
#rewatching house of anubis for the nostalgia. forgot how bad it was.#fun fact it was my first ever fandom <3#yelling
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"make it more consumable to people who don't like horror, right?"
No. Horror is for people who like horror. Forcing other people to try to water a genre down to suit your tastes is immature and shitty. Hope that helps 👍
I want someone to make one of these new sterile teen gay romance shows on Netflix but halfway through they pull a Doki Doki Literature Club and it turns into a fucked up fourth wall breaking psychological thriller that deconstructs the heteronormative and middle class ideals of the genre
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Being with Anubis (sfw/nsfw)
Ennead Anubis x gn!civilian!reader
! Warnings: violence(?), smut, a bit of possessiveness. No use of y/n !
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As your and Anubis relationship started to grow you started to think how you guys meet.He was pretty cold and distant at the start, never spoke. You guys meet at night. You were about to finish your family work. It was pretty late and you were heading home but you got attacked by a huge snake, you covered you face by the fear as the snake proceeded to attack, but it didn’t… you raised your head and you saw a pale hand holding into the snake “neck”. He threw it away. He didn’t say a word a walked away.
“wait… please wait! I should thank you properly.”
You get up by yourself and followed him but he placed his long curved stick in front of him, avoiding letting you come closer.
You started to pray and gift him fruits, meat and sometimes money even though your family had financial issues. You would place the gifts in front of his little statue you had in you house but he never took them. Until one night you had a nightmare, you cried in your sleep calling for help but when you opened you eyes you saw a tall figure standing beside your bed you screamed in fear but he suddenly rested his hand on top of your head, when you heard your mother calling your name checking if everything was okay he disappeared in his shadow.
After you had your nightmare he started checking on you while you slept, one time he thought you were dead when you were deep asleep exhausted from work, he lowered down with his ear near to your mouth. As you turned around he would jump a bit by surprise and he stepped back a bit looking a bit confused at your shivering body. He covered you with the blanket that had fallen on the ground staring a few seconds more shaking his head while disappearing.
One day you were taking a bath in the pond playing with fallen leafs. You toke a big breath and you dipped your head under the water, rinsing your hair from the natural products you had used to clean it. Once done you were about to step out Anubis was behind you sitting on a rock staring at you. You sat in the water covering you body and screaming embarrassed, he didn’t look away in fact he just leaned his head on the side like a confused poppy. You yelled at him even though he was there to protect you, a man on his 40s was watching you, he was hiding behind a tree but when the man met Anubis gaze under his mask he became pale as snow, runnig away and shaking in fear. You looked back at the God and he got up walking towards you with a veil of linen, you asked him where he got that from but the only thing he did was kneeling down to meet you eye even though his eyes were hidden by the mask, he leaned the veil to you waiting. Your cheeks almost as red as a ruby you took it and he walked away disappearing into the nature. It passed sometime since you last saw Anubis so you went to his temple but it was empty and dark, you walked inside even though you were scared. You walked to his statue looking behind you. Something grabbed your hand pushing you into the statue but you didn’t hit the hard worked sculpture… your back bumped into a warm strong chest as muscular arms hugged your waist from behind. You looked back it was Anubis making a sign to stay silent so you did. Light air cleaned your lungs as the wind blowed you hair, he stepped back you realized you weren’t in the temple but you were in Duat! He was staring at you waiting for the motivation of your visit.
“it- it’s been a while since I last saw y-“ he cutted you off ”Humans and Gods shouldn’t get along.” He said firmly.
It was the first time you heard his voice and you weren’t expecting something like that, you heart skipped a beat, your throat was tight and you eyes were shiny almost puffy. He pushed your shoulder and you fell into the darkness. You woke up in your bed the next day.
You were carrying a basket full of fruit thinking about Anubis that left you a few months ago lost in your thoughts you tripped. Roots start to grow around your ankle. “he’s gone soft for you?” you heard but no one was around. A hole opened under you as roots dragged you inside. You opened you eye you were hanging upside down. “You got yourself a human, son?” You heard falling down almost crushing on the ground Anubis catches you holding you thigh. His jaw clenched as he jumped and cutted root by root as they grown around you he pushed you into a black hole but you grabbed his hand, your back hit the ground he landed on top of you. He got on his arms, teeth showing in anger “I told you humans and go-“ he didn’t have time to finish that your hand hit his cheek. If it was someone else they wouldn’t had time to raise their hand but you were different, he felt pain this time, his heart hurt. “I was so scared!” You told him hitting your hysterical crying. He sat on his knees and pulled you by your arm, he pulled you into his bare chest gently gripping on your hair as you hit his shoulder. “It’s not fair! It’s not fair! You can show up whenever you want and leave for months! But why can’t I look out for you!” His eyes widened by your request.
He took off his mask showing his curly black hair, his face brushing on your left shoulder as he hold you in his chest. He backed away pulled your chin up you didn’t have time to realize that his warm, plump lips hit yours kissing you gently as he caressed you right cheek. Whenever you tried to speak or pull away he kissed you more holding you tight. He lies on top you caressing your body and face tracing sweet lines to your upper to lower body. His hand playing with your vest, as his hips slowly moved against yours. Sweet moans left you mouth as you tried to suppress them, he bit you neck and collarbone working with his finger on your intimacy. He pushes two fingers inside telling you he couldn’t hold it in for much longer. Your hip grinding on them after the pain became pleasure, he was gentle, he was holding back making you first as special as you deserve.
“mine, mine.” He mumbled against your skin.
His eyes looking into yours as he positioned himself between your legs he bumped his nose into yours as he pulled his tip in. Making you groan in pain, he kisses your chin to your ear as he pulled all in, your body arched blood boiling into your veins. He holds your left hand as he trusts working in your insides holding your right leg on his shoulder, you called his name as he speeded up. Hot moan hit your neck as he speed up, he grabs your hips as he knelt trusting deep inside of you. You reached your orgasm holding tight on his wrists, he throws his head back as you ate his member, his trust slowed down but he worked deep, you were about to cum again. He holds you kissing your puffy lips tasting you, feeling you as your tongues touched each others. He trusted one last time, your body trembled at his orgasm. He lies on top of you kissing your tears away, gently trusting. He laid on the side, out of breath, he pulled you into his arms placing his mask on your head.
“Mine”
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HENLOO! It’s my first time writing here! English is not my first language so I apologize if there are some grammar mistakes!
#ennead#anubis#god anubis#ennead anubis#ennead anubis x reader#Fictional characters#ennead x reader#seth x reader#hours x reader#ancient egypt#Anubis x gn! reader#manhwa#manwha characters x reader
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Curious Companion (Ahkmenrah x Reader)
Description: You wake up in a museum and realize you're just a wax version of yourself. Your curiosity remains, and you find yourself entrenched in conversation with a millennia old Pharaoh.
Notes: its happy, then very sad, then happy again WC: 2.7k
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The guards didn't care much about your section of the museum. Perhaps, you wondered from afar, it was because you looked and acted much like them––more humanoid than the little figurines or the puppets and stuffed animal skins. Regardless of what the three night guards thought of you, it did allow you more freedom than many of the other exhibits, for which you were grateful. Still, you didn't like them very much.
You awoke much like the other exhibits one evening, like you were ripped from your home and suddenly placed in a museum. The only difference was you had no idea why you were there; reading your plaque cleared things up only slightly. It had your name, and a profession you once thought of going into as a child, only for you to decide upon your entrance into college that it was a fabled dream. It also said that you were the young version of yourself, and that you would discover an ancient city on the coast of Egypt in your late 50's. Overall, the experience was strange. Few people were afforded a plaque telling them what they would do in their life.
Eventually, you realized that you would never accomplish those things anyway. The real you did––you yourself were a wax figure stuck in a museum in the year of 1992, and it was several centuries after your supposed death. Computers, although very informative, were very hard to figure out in order to obtain this information.
Knowing this––knowing you would never age, never accomplish anything yourself––did little to stifle your curiosity regarding the mystical land of ancient Egypt. You spent many nights combing the internet for information on Egypt, everything that had been learned between your existence in the early 20th century to now, nearing the 3rd millenium.
This research was only interspersed by your search for what exactly brought you to life. Avoiding the night guards seemed prudent, despite the fact that they might have answers, and thus you were left to your own devices to try and figure the mystery out.
After many weeks of no answers, you decided to trail the guards at a safe distance in hopes of overhearing some conversation. They mentioned a mummy––one you had not heard about being in the museum before––and a magic tablet. Immediately you left in search of this exhibit, excitement teeming at your fingers. If the magic worked to make everything alive, surely it would make the mummy alive. If every exhibit retained their memories from life, this mummy would have an immeasurable amount of knowledge about what ancient Egypt was really like, although you knew language may be a barrier. But it didn't stop you.
You searched the museum as thoroughly as you could––which took several nights, seeing as how large the museum was––and eventually circled back round to a place near your own exhibit, which you chastised yourself for. You were part of the exhibit on Egyptian history. It would make sense the mummy would be near you. But before you could even enter the room, the sun began to rise, and you hurried back to your exhibit to await the next coming night.
That next evening, you waited until the night guards came and went, laughing and play-fighting each other as they locked up each of the exhibits in turn. As usual, they skipped you. But once they were gone you snuck out of your casing, and headed towards the screaming you had heard the first time you found the mummy's room.
The sarcophagus rattled beneath the heavy stone, and the thick lock keeping it together barely moved as the deceased person shook and yelled with all their might. The statues of Anubis, carrying was-scepters and adorned in gold, only watched you as you slowly walked down the hall. You circled the sarcophagus, admired the carvings, and then moved to read the plaque.
Ahkmenrah was his name. A young Pharaoh from the Middle Kingdom. Discovered in the 1950's. Son of Merenkahre with a partially illegitimate claim to the throne. Suspected to be assassinated due to the wounds in his back.
You returned to the sarcophagus.
"Ahkmenrah?" You said quietly.
The screaming ceased, but the rattling did not.
"Can you hear me?" You asked.
He made a sound, which was completely incoherent, but was a confirmation nonetheless.
You didn't really think about what you would do once you got this far. Originally you had a plethora of questions in store, but thinking about it now, it didn't seem appropriate to launch all of them upon the encased Pharaoh. Being stuck in a cramped sarcophagus did not sound like a pleasant time, and you didn't even know if he would understand you.
"Do you understand me?"
"Arabic?" He suddenly said, and though his voice was still muffled, it was clear enough to understand.
"Yes," you said, shuffling forward in your excitement. "Is that alright?"
"I know English more well," he said.
"Oh. Um…"
Your english skills left something to be desired, but they would suffice. They did better with reading than speaking.
"My name is (Y/N)," you began in English. "Do you, um… do you know why we are… not dead?"
"Yes, of course I do," he said in perfect English. "Do you see that tablet up on the wall? It's made of gold. The light of Amun shines down from the top upon its' keys."
"Yes, I see."
"My father gave it to me, as a gift. It is imbued with the powers of the Great God Khonsu, may he live forever. It was meant to keep our family together but, as I am separated from my family, it keeps the museum alive. It keeps us safe," he said.
"Safe?"
"Protected. Away from harm, or getting hurt."
"Ah." You laughed. "Your English is better than me. How did you learn it?"
"Well, before I was here, previously I was stationed in Cambridge University for study. That's where I learned English, and Arabic, and Hebrew. I had a lot more freedom there… when I learned I was to be transferred to a city of New York, I was most agrieved. Now I see I had every right to feel such a way. Um, (Y/N), may I ask, who are you?"
"I'm the young type of a famous person. I read, when I am… when I was older, I found an Egyptian city on the shore of Egypt. The city was built after you died," you explained.
"I see. I have another question, if that's alright."
"Yes, it is. I have also questions for you, if that's alright," you said in return, earning a laugh.
"Yes, quite alright. But I go first. (Y/N), do you know why I am locked up?"
You sucked in a breath. It was fair that he would ask this question; you just weren't prepared to answer it.
"There are guards, that the museum has to keep things safe. They keep everything locked up. Only a little bit of us are not locked up. I am not. But the guards are not very nice. I don't like them," you explained quietly, leaning in to speak through the tiny crack between the coffin and its' lid.
"I see," he said, a hint of sadness lacing his tone. "Do you… do you think you could open up my sarcophagus?"
"Yes, I think," you said with a frown. "But they will hear. Then I will be locked up too, and so will you, for the rest of time. And we will not be able to talk again."
"… you're right," he said, and sighed. "I'm sorry. It's just very cramped in here."
"I know. I am sorry as well."
You visited him every night, year after year. Each night you both would have questions for each other; yours regarding his life in ancient Egypt, and his mostly personal and theological. His sense of humor was surprisingly vibrant considering his state of being, and you enjoyed your time with him immensely. He seemed to be the only exhibit in the museum with a true soul, which you attributed to the fact that he was an actual human made of bones and flesh, and not a figure carved from wax. Each passing month you yearned more and more to see his face; to know his entirety. Each year the longing grew immensely more painful. Still, every night you went to see him, and always avoided the night guards, who grew older and older as you stayed just as young as when you first awoke.
"I want to ask," you began one night, "what God you worship."
"I worship many Gods. My favorite, my most beloved Netjer is Nefertem. But He is not a very appropriate God for a Pharaoh to worship. As Pharaoh, I was set to elevate Ra and Khonsu as the ultimate Gods," Ahkmenrah explained, though his answer only led to more questions.
"You are not allowed to worship some Gods?"
He sighed, and you could practically feel him rolling his eyes.
"Some Gods are not popular enough for the people to rally behind. So in order to retain power as Pharaoh, you have to encourage a God the people already love and adore in great hoards. I don't think it's very right, personally. But it's the way things are done. Now, (Y/N), what God do you worship?"
You paused.
"Supposedly the Abrahamic one," you said. "My family is Muslim. They worship Allah, a supreme male God. I… have a.. complicated relationship with Allah."
Ahkmenrah laughed, and the lid to the sarcophagus rattled with him, similar to the high ringing of marriage bells sounding like the shackles prisoners wore clinking around their wrists and ankles.
"Do you know who Allah is?" You asked.
"Of course I do. I didn't spend all that time in Cambridge for nothing. He emerged after the preachings of the prophet Muhammed. I've always been curious about this one God who has so wholly encapsulated the world. It seems he is the only God people worship these days."
"Not everyone is Muslim."
"No, but everyone worships this God that came from the Israelites, yes? From the Israelites came Jesus, and the Christian God, who is the same as the Jewish God. After the Christians came Muhammed, and the Muslim God. They're all the same, are they not?" He said.
Your brow furrowed. You hadn't thought of it that way before––perhaps a product of your era. But he brought about a good point. Suddenly the fighting between the three religions seems superfluous and stupid.
"I guess so," you finally said. "There are other religions now, not only three. Hinduism and Buddhism are large in the east."
"I've heard of Hinduism. It's polytheistic, yes?"
"Yes."
"I enjoy that."
You laughed.
There was silence, and then Ahkmenrah spoke again.
"You don't really worship Allah though, do you?"
"My family does."
"Forget your family. Do you believe in this ultimate, male power in the universe?"
"… not really."
"Do you believe in any higher power at all?"
"Yes," you said, without really thinking it through. "I do not think about it much. Well, I have not, in my past. It is not… not right. But I am not sure what I believe in."
"Think about it. Tell me next time, alright?" He requested in a soft voice.
You reached out and touched his sarcophagus.
"Of course," you said.
Next time didn't come.
The night guards had grown old over the years, and the time had come for them to be replaced. They were bitter about it, you knew, and you had overheard their ideas to steal the tablet of your friend. You had few ideas on how to stop them; when the next night guard came, you thought to tell him, but he was grossly incompetent and quit within the first day. The museum ran through several new night guards––all of whom quit after seeing how the museum actually operated at night––until one man who was desperate enough finally returned night after night, trying his best and failing to lock up all the exhibits. Despite the chaos, you had been managing to sneak away to talk to Ahkmenrah whenever the guards weren't near.
The new night guard's incompetence, however, led to one of the exhibits escaping: a wax figure of an ancient hominid. The night of your conversation with Ahk, you noticed one of the figures missing from the exhibit, and saw an open window. You knew the new night guard would not be able to save the hominid, and somehow, although you'd never been told, you knew something bad would happen if they were outside when the sun rose.
You climbed out the window. Already the evening was fading away. You went running in search of the hominid, and tried your best to lure him back into the museum. As you reached the museum doors with the hominid in tow, the sun crested over the tops of the skyscrapers, and the both of you turned to dust.
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Larry nearly got fired for losing two exhibits on one of his first nights, but all of that seemed like the distant past after his efforts in stopping Cecil and uniting the exhibits of the museum to work together in friendship. It seemed to him a great accomplishment––especially in the light of his son's happiness and the fact that he now had a job that was actually quite easy––and he prided himself on his work.
Ahkmenrah, the dead Pharaoh, however, was not as cheerful as he had been when he was released. He spent his nights searching every historical and scientific wing of the museum and never seemed to find what he was looking for.
One evening, Larry followed him, and finally spoke up.
"So… you seem to be… looking for something. Usually. Think I can help you find it?" Larry asked, his hands folded behind his back as he awkwardly approached the 4,000 year old Pharaoh.
"I had a friend, before you came," Ahkmenrah said, but didn't spare a glance away from scanning the different plaques. "Their name was (Y/N). They spoke to me while I was locked away. One evening, they didn't return. It was… somewhat recent. A couple days before you released me from my sarcophagus."
"(Y/N)? (L/N)? The historian?"
"I would think so. I think they were Arabic. I never saw their face."
"Yeah… I think I know who you're talking about." Larry pursed his lips and took a deep breath, preparing himself to deliver the news. "I'm sorry, Ahk. They escaped the museum and uh… didn't return before sunrise."
Ahk stopped moving. His eyes halted on one of the words he was reading: founded. A great sorrow filled up his heart, and took up the space where his breath would be, and filled his eyes where his sight once lay. All that remained was the sudden stillness, and the blackness in his mind.
"I see," he said quietly, attempting his best to stop his voice from failing. "Thank you, Larry."
He left, leaving Larry alone in the hall, and returned to his sarcophagus. He lay there for the night and did not move till the sun rose, and he froze in his death.
Some days later––perhaps a week or two––Larry found him sitting on the edge of the staircase, and led him upstairs. He would not say where they were going, but when they got there, Ahk had an idea of what had happened. Your plaque was put back in its' place, and standing in the glass encasing was you. You looked confused. His lips parted in a soft gasp.
They replaced you.
"Larry, what is this?" Ahkmenrah asked, furrowing his brow.
"Well, when McPhee saw that (L/N) was missing, he had another one made, and… well, here they are. Thought you might want to know," Larry said. When neither Ahk or you made any move, he continued with, "oh, let me just…" and unlocked your new casing. "There you go."
You looked at both of them, your wide eyes darting between the two strange figures as you placed your hands on either edge of the glass. Ahk offered his hand for you to step down with. You looked at his hand, and then back up to him, tilting your head to the side.
Despite your doubts, you took his hand. You asked something in Arabic––something Larry couldn't understand, but Ahkmenrah comprehended perfectly.
"Do I know you?" You asked.
"In a way," he murmured, unable to look away from you. You were shining in the usually harsh and unflattering light of the museum. He wondered how you would look in a perfect sunset.
"You seem… familiar," you said as though in a trance.
"I'll explain everything," he said softly. "Walk with me?"
"… alright."
He took your other hand, and the two of you left down the hall, staring at each other.
#ahkmenrah x reader#ahkmenrah x female reader#ahkmenrah x male reader#night at the museum#rami malek#ahkmenrah
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I really don’t know what about this song is funnier: that it is a) about a guy who is 100% stoked to be carjacked and kidnapped and willingly stays in the boot of a car, or that b) it’s an absolute banger
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My dear nile...
*huff*
*huff*
"!..ow-!"
A boy fell into the nile, all hurt as he hit the water.
"H!..help!"
The boy yell out for help as the water take him underneath it....but...nobody came...
"Poor child..." a voice!
A hope in the boys eyes bright up as a gentle hands take him up from the water to show a beautiful woman looking down at him, she was so tall that he have to look up at her.
"The child...of goddess of peace and God of life..." she knew... he could let out soft but painful crys as he lower his head, his tears hit the water but the woman still hold him as she smile softly.
"As the God of nile and happiness...I shall keep you save...take care of you my dear.." she said as the water took them underneath again.
The child open there's eyes to see himself in a warm blanket as he look around to see himself on a boat.
"..the child.. is aware.."
A man stood up with bright smile.
"Great! Welcome! As you know I'm God of the sun! Know as Ra! And this lovely woman is my wife!" Ra said as he kneel down with a smile.
"And you must be anubis .... right?" Ra smiled creepy at him as he quickly stood up with sweet smile when he looked at the woman.
"..be gentle...we need to take care of him..."
"...right...anything for you ...Y/n
Note: I got bored so I write something, is just...a small spoiler of the lost God au
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Dating Anubis HCs
Yes, I know someone already did one of these but I want to do my own version!
Loves to follow you around and would be very clingy, that’s no problem! In the Aaru (Egyptian palace in Valhalla) it can be boring doing your normal routine every day and wanting to be near your lover for most of the day
He’s already a yandere without needing the label.
Anubis likes it when you play with his hair and would ask you to pet him. He’s definitely also into praise kinks. He is like a literal animal wanting attention all the time from you.
He’d let you do his eyeliner and paint his nails
Whenever he repeats short phrases or words, is when he’s either super happy or annoyed. He is rarely ever annoyed with you unless you purposely try to annoy him. It’s nearly impossible as his lover to annoy him.
If the other Egyptian gods and goddesses ever talked down on you, Anubis would get angry at them and tell them to mind their own business.
He is incredibly possessive and protective over you. If others tried to hurt you, Anubis would go feral instantly and attack any perpetrator. Even as the god of funerals, he is perfectly capable of burying anyone who tries to harm you.
Does he get jealous? Yes. No questions about it. If other gods tried to flirt with you, he’s quick to tell them you’re his multiple times.
Even though he may come off as childish, he can certainly be serious when he partakes in meetings and understands others well.
He would whine or yell at others if things don’t go his way. Anubis hates it when people try to order him around unless it’s you keeping him in line. He does have a short temper and is very impatient, but he’s easy to tame if you’re acting just as stubborn as he is. He would also reluctantly give you space if you ask to be left alone.
The two of you would barely fight, and if the two of you do, you’d obviously win if you match his mood and act just as stubborn. Don’t worry, he quickly forgets about the fights and arguments if you make up for it.
When the two of you sleep, he’s practically a stuffed animal wanting to be held onto. He loves being the big spoon and not letting go until the morning with you in your arms. Cuddles are pretty much obligatory with him.
At the end of the day, this silly rambunctious Egyptian god knew he would be your loyal protector.
Bonus: would he be a sub or dom? He is definitely more of a switch. 🫢
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Hii
Can i request a Sayaka Miki (from Madoka Magica) reader w anubis , nostradamus , and Buddha
Where the reader Goes insane (like Sayaka when she was fighting the witch) because she cant feel pain anymore (btw she was fighting in a round of ragnarok) and brutally kills her opponent
And how would the charas reach to their lover doing that and maybe the aftermath where the reader win and maybe how they would confront her
Tyyy
Type of Writing: Request Characters: Anubis, Michel Nostradamus, and Buddha Name: Reader Goes Insane During Their Round and {Character} Comforts Them Requester: Anonymous
A/N: I have decided to make the Reader a God here, just because it made a bunch more sense for some reason. Anyways, Happy New Year everyone! Have a happy 2024, lil bubbles🫧!
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🐶 Anubis knew you weren't the most sane when it came to battles, since he had seen you go against multiple members of the Egyptian Pantheon before this
🐶 But, at those times, you had far more self-control then this, but, he couldn't seem to blame you for it, the human you were fighting, Caligula, was known for his violent outbursts to his people, and you did not like him at all
🐶 Your husband watched as Caligula threw a large spear at you and charged with his Valkyrie in tow, Brunhilde must have hated allowing her sister to bond with that monster
🐶 He observed you throwing yourself onto the side, grabbing the blade and grabbing the male from behind, throwing him onto the ground and stabbing his heart, a sadistic look in your eyes
🐶 You then smirked and whispered something to the human as he faded away and the Gods cheered for your win as Humanity shrugged, they knew what kind of man he was, and they had no shame in his demise
🐶 You were obviously upset with how insane you had gone on the battlefield, and Anubis ran to your side, hugging you as your began to cry into his shoulder, repeating how it was all your fault and Humanity was destined to die
🐶 Anubis sighed and rubbed your back as he carried you to the medical room, you really did care for innocent people. But right now, he knew you needed to focus on yourself, no matter how much you didn't wish too
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🎙️ Michel wasn't exactly the most sane man in history, and he owns up to that whenever you scold yourself for going a hint overboard
🎙️ You were set in a match against the Greek Goddess of Strife and Discord, Eris, who was starting to aggravate everyone in the audience because of how egotistical and cruel she was acting
🎙️ She even claimed after Humanity was gone, she'd get ride of the Gods one-by-one so she would rule supreme
🎙️ Eris had grabbed you by the leg and thrown you against the wall of the arena, causing a butt-load of dust to erupt from the now-broken bricks, and even the Gods were yelling at you to get up, shocking the rest of your fellow Einherjar
🎙️ Your husband smirked as your Valkyrie yelled at you to do something, and when Brunhilde screamed at him on why he was smiling as his S/O was about to die, he just looked at her and answered with a cheeky
" Y/N doesn't give up that easily, just wait~ "
🎙️ You lunged and began to savagely attack the Goddess, causing the whole arena to go silent with fear as your opponent screamed out her final words with so much pain it made dying from blood-loss more fun
🎙️ Michel began to walk to greet you at Humanity's entrance, and when you came up with blood on you and a sad look burning in your eyes, he just patted your head and called the medics over, claiming he'd visit you once your wounds were healed, and he'd bring your favorite food to continue watching the rounds, after all, the next one seemed fun!
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🍭 Buddha knew you were a very level-headed person like himself, and seeing you get angry was a rarity, and besides, whoever saw it most likely never lives to tell how cold your glare was
🍭 Hearing you were going against a traitorous human, specifically the son of Eurydemus of Malis, Ephialtes of Trachis
🍭 You severely disliked the male because of what he did in life, a thing that he had quoted every time he had landed a small hit on your form
🍭 Your husband was watching alongside the rest of Humanity's fighters, and he glared when the man grabbed your arm and swung you off to the side, deeming you a weak woman and that was why Humanity deserved to die, while he deserved life
🍭 Buddha watched you slowly stand up, a dark aura emitting off your so strongly that it even made the Supreme Gods scream out
" Create a barrier around the audience now! She's going crazy! "
🍭 Sasaki Kojiro's eyes widened as you lunged at Ephialtes and began to punch and kick the man, dodging every hit he gave you, and every hit you gave him was either cracking or breaking a bone at a time
🍭 When you came back to reality, Buddha ran out and helped you back to the infirmary, despite the protests of Brunhilde and his fellow fighters
🍭 You were the most important thing to him, and he was not going to let you die on him, not like Jataka did all those centuries ago
🍭 While you healed, you cried into your husband's shoulder, saying how this whole ordeal was a mistake and asked him why the Gods couldn't see the pain this was bringing their creations
🍭 Comforting you, he stayed silent until you fell asleep with your face on his chest. All he did was look down at you and rub your back, whispering in your ear about how Humanity was now one step closer to survival, all thanks to you
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"L-let go of me you monster!" Jill yelled while she struggled in Anubis' grip. She couldn't believe that this was happening. Egyptian gods weren't supposed to be real!
"Umbrella Corp has brought untold havoc upon my realm, and have paid their price. You, Jill Valentine, while I understand it is in sake of survival, the desecration of the dead will not go unnoticed, or un-judged." Anubis' voice booms, dragging her along to a makeshift but still elaborate limestone throne.
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