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Instead of humans with a singular animal feature, why isn't Faunus just the catch-all term for mythological creatures like nagas, centaurs, satyrs, and the like?
#rwde#i get it wouldn't have worked w the earlier getup. poser couldnt handle more than one animal feature at a time#hence the oft lackluster faunus designs#but i think itd be way cooler to have mythological creatures in a sci-fantasy than monkey boys and cat girls#think abt it: minotaur adam. tabaxi belladonnas. tiger sphinx sienna#id love to see typically fantasy creatures interact w technology#satyrs on mopeds#centaurs in chem class#nagas on escalators#give me anubis yelling at a chip machine to just TAKE HIS CARD DAMMIT#the possibilities are endless
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All greek myths you fool
Why are you like dis
GODS: Life
Zeus: What’s your name or nickname?
I go by “Lou,” but I have plenty of nicknames. You, for instance, call me “Lulu”
Hera: Where are you from?
NorCal.
Athena: How old are you?
Just turned eighteen B)
Hephaestus: When is your birthday?
July 19.
Aphrodite: What’s your relationship status?
Single af
Poseidon: What are your pronouns?
He/him/his.
Dionysus: Are you and extrovert or an introvert?
I am very much an introvert.
Demeter: Do you have any pets?
Two asshole dogs.
Apollo: What kind of music are you into?
All kinds of shit, honestly!
Artemis: What do you first notice about new people?
Whether or not they annoy me?
Hades: What’s a big fear of yours?
Being alone and unwanted and worthless!! :D
Ares: What’s a big pet peeve of yours?
They kinda come and go depending on the situation.
Hestia: Where do you consider home?
Uh... Probably my house, I guess?
CREATURES: Lasts
Pegasus: Last movie you watched?
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (It just got released on Netflix so I finally got to watch it ewe)
Mermaid: Last tv show you finished?
Uhhhh fuckin Young Justice, probably
Centaur: Last book you read?
The Dark Prophecy.
Siren: Last song you listened to?
Almost Human, by Voltaire
Gorgon: Last thing you ate?
Some pop-tarts?
Cyclops: Last time you cried?
I dunno, honestly, but I can tell you it as within this month >:D
Minotaur: Last time you were truly happy?
I don’t really know tbh
Sphynx: Last text you sent?
A good night text to a friend :P
Chimera: Last call you made?
Probably to my aunt to tell her I finished an errand -_-
Griffin: Last thing you did before going to sleep last night?
Uhhh, things.
Nymph: Last dream you remember?
I always default to the Naked Chris Evans dream.
Satyr: Last time you couldn’t stop laughing?
My sister fuckin told me about the time my dad asked my mom out, it was hilarious
HEROES: Experiences
Heracles: Have you ever had a dream come true?
Not really, I don’t really have dreams.
Theseus: What is your worst regret?
Repressed ._.
Perseus: Have you ever been arrested?
Almost! :D
Cadmus: Have you ever had your heart broken?
Hell yeah I have! >:D
Achilles: Have you ever had to be hospitalized?
Nah, I’m a lucky boy
Actaeon: Tell about a memory you wish to forget.
A web of lies and deceits he weaved around his friends, his loved ones, all to preserve his own pride. That fucking piece of shit.
Bellerophon: Have you ever passed out?
Nah.
Agamemnon: What is an achievement you’re proud of?
I have literally just been wasting oxygen my entire life~
Oedipus: Have you ever been in love?
Maybe?
Jason: Have you ever travelled abroad? Where?
I’ve travelled to the Philippines with my mom when I was like, five or six. I spent have the trip in a fever haze :P
Atlanta: Have you ever stood up for someone else?
Yeah, I think? We never spoke again after that, so...
Hippolytus: Tell an experience you will never forget.
Alright, soo, in senior year of high school, I signed up for an elective science class right? It was fuckin’ forensic science, so yeah, I know a few CSI techniques, like, you ask me to dust somewhere for prints, I’ma fuck it up, but I know how it works. But that year, the higher-level science classes had to do a fuckin presentation to the sophomores and shit, to encourage them to sign up for science classes even after they’d fulfilled their graduation reqs for science.
Anyways, one of the courses the presentation would involve was Forensic Science. I signed up to be in the presentation group so I could ditch classes the whole day, and it was pretty hype.
So, there were a bunch of science kids backstage, preparing little experiments and showcases to show to the audience; like, the chemistry kids had a small smokescreen, the AP Physics kids had something involving wind socks? And the fuckin Marine Bio kids had a fucking skull from a shark. I shit you not.
And then there was us. Forensic fucking Science. So, our teacher, Ms. P., she was in charge of hosting the damn show. So, I guess she was so caught up in the planning for it that she forgot to suggest a showcasing for us. So when the presentation team for Forensic Science, by far the largest group of six, compared to the other’s average of two or four, talked to our teacher to ask what we should say and/or do, she replied “I don’t know, improvise?”
So we improvise. Our routine got better throughout the day, but it would normally start like this: I say in my best creepy tone of voice “Hello everybody, we’re here to talk to you about murder,” and briefly go over what the rest of the people in my team would do, then they talk about the technical aspects and the activities, a little bit of what we learn, one guy makes a reference to pop culture, and then we finish it off with a shitty pun. Then we’d go backstage again and wait until the last presentation, Marine Bio, finished up their part, and go back onstage to answer any questions the audience might have about the classes.
Now, we didn’t really have much visual aid, compared to the other sciences. The AP Chem kids wowed people with their home made smokescreen, the Physics kids did some kind of breathplay shit, and the Marine Bio guy let the audience pass the shark head around so they could get a better look at it.
The most riveting thing my group had was, apparently, me. Like, really. Standing next to the other forensic science kids, I was basically Abby from NCIS, meaning I stood the fuck out my dyed hair and actual Forensic Science class shirt I wore just for the occasion, and I behaved in the most weird/interesting manner I could manage. So naturally when we go back up on stage for the Q&A session, the one person who had questions about Forensic Science, directed his questions towards me. Now, that shouldn’t be a problem for someone who knew shit about the class.
The thing is, it was fuckin me. I didn’t know JACK SHIT. So I had to fuckin improvise.
“What kind of cases do you get in Forensic Science?”
Fuck. Shit. We haven’t done any mock crime scenes yet. Fuck.
“Well, we uh... We get a huge variety of cases, scenarios, situations and the like, Ms.P. changes it up all the time. ...Uh, you feel me?”
Then someone else stepped in to save my dumb ass, and I hung my head and moped back to the group. Everyone finished up asking their questions, and we had to remain on stage while the audience filed out to leave.
But then, the Marine Bio guy dashed up to the mic podium and worriedly said, “Yo wait, guys, where’s the shark head?”
He never got the shark head back.
So the Marine Bio guy’s freaking out, he jumps off the stage to look for the shark head, and the Ms. P. turns to me and says, in the most serious tone of voice, the funniest thing anyone hasever said to me:
“Find the head.”
And after a few objections, I left to lead the Forensic Science team to find the head.
Since I’m a shitty leader, they didn’t listen to me, so I tried to profile the crowd on my own.
So after several disastrous attempts at finding the shark head, a guy from the Forensic Science team, Don, says “Guys, I found the head.”
Turns out one of the guy’s friends was the last one to hold the head, so he just snuck backstage and left it on the Marine Bio guy’s bag.
MAGICAL ITEMS: Favorites
Trident: Who are your favorite people?
My close-ass friends, like you
Lightning Bolt: What are your top three favorite movies?
NOT “The Lightning Thief.”
1: Wreck-It Ralph
2: The Kingsman movies
3: Patch Adams
Sun Chariot: What is your favorite mythological creature?
I got nothing, sorry
Lyre: What are your top three favorite songs?
CAN’T CHOOSE
Caduceus: What is your favorite color?
Blue or black!!
Aegis: What is your favorite book or series?
Percy Jackson holds a special place in my heart.
Scythe: What is your favorite tv show?
Lucifer, on Fox
Bident: What is your favorite way to spend free time?
Video games, probably
Harpe: What are your top 3 favorite places?
1: Borders Barns & Noble Whatever fuckin bookstores we’ve got left
2: Somewhere quiet and dark and lonely.
3: Where the food is
Cornucopia: What is your favorite place to eat?
...In my room?
Winged Sandals: What is your favorite thing to do when you hangout with your friends?
I dunno, I don’t really have friends to hang out with :P
Golden Fleece: What is your favorite animal?
Cats and dogs!!
PLACES: Goals and Wishes
Olympus: Describe your dream job.
Just fuckin chilling? I dunno. Something quiet, but not too boring.
Tartarus: What’s a short term goal you hope to achieve?
Graduate college?
Underworld: Describe your dream vacation.
Staycation~
Styx: How would you like your life to look like in 10 years?
Stable job, reliable income, close friends and confidants. I hope to be able to properly comprehend and acknowledge my own emotions one day.
Athuna: If you could live anywhere in the world for the rest of your life, where would it be?
I think I’m good where I am.
Sparta: Do you have a bucket list? If so, what’s on it?
Not really.
Elysium: If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Mimicry of skills, abilities and powers.
Ogygia: Describe your dream husband/wife/life partner?
Top trait: Low standards
Troja: What is the craziest thing you wanna do before you die?
KNIFE FIGHT A BITCH IN A WAL-MART PARKING LOT
The Labyrinth: Have you ever died and came back to life as a vampire?
Yeah, totally.
Delphi: Are you currently doing anything to pursue your dreams?
I don’t have dreams -w-
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