#anton ego

[feel-the-fire]

The lack of Anton Ego content is disturbing. Tumblr community why are you sleeping on this man’s potential? Not even a single vampire fic.

Is it ignorance or cowardice? What do you fear?

[hotline-ning]

Ratatouille

-- Brad Bird (2007)

"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so."

[truffleroot]

we are so back yall

[facts-i-just-made-up]

now i know you like star trek we need star trek facts please

I don’t like Star Trek, I love it. If I don’t love it, I don’t watch.

[bobauthorman]

Quote of the Day

"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so."

-Anton Ego, Ratatouille

[tempural]

Unemployable cuz i won't stop drawing corporate copyrighted characters post-coitus.

Actually I know that Rebecca Sugar already did this joke but i have old dude boobies in addition to french chef bobbles so.... This is my design.🐀

Also i learned that the dead chef in this movie is based off a real chef who got lost a michelin star and then died so... Wyd linguini making a restaurant with the dude who killed your dad? 🤔 This movie kinda dark n dank n deep.

[wouldtheyfuck]

[plush4bunny]

Unwillingly almost, he removes the scarf from around his neck, then unbuttons his jacket and neatly sets it aside, revealing a crisp white long-sleeved dress shirt.

- scene from @chrism02’s 2nd chapter from their Vampire!Anton Ego x reader fic called “Get blood from stone”

[chrism02]

[felixcloud6288]

I kinda wish I could grade students papers in front of their faces just so they could see me make the same faces Anton Ego made throughout Ratatouille.

[balthazarslostlibrary]

He’s such a powerbottom for that

[feel-the-fire]

HE HAS FANGS I’M GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE IT—

[triple-pupil]

He's so hard to draw, someone help.

Also loves how offended he was at someone saying he just "likes" food.

I love the face he does.

And have the only totally good drawing and it's almost a trace of his giant portrait.

[speckle-meow-meow]

Hello! I hope you're doing fantastic today!

I just stumbled across your blog while scrolling, and have to say I'm totally in love with your work and writing! I don't know if it's possible, but would I be able to request something? ( Sorry if it's not okay, I understand completely )

I saw that you were talking about the lack of Anton Ego content on Tumblr. Might I please request romantic headcanons for him, no NSFW? Again, feel free to ignore this if it's not okay, and sorry for bothering you.

OMG YES! Thank you! There is a HUGE lack of content for him.

Anton Ego the man of many critics

Anton never considered him a romantic

He always kept to himself and rarely ever tried to make connections with people. That was until you --A foodie like himself-- came along

Critic!Anton

He's cold and stoic but a bit soft with you

Sometimes you join him on his foodventures as you like to call them

Whenever you do he takes your opinion somewhat seriously, for example if you said: 'This steak looks (Strange/Under cooked/Overcooked/ETC) he'll take it into consideration and write it down before calling the waiter over and request a new food item.

Being with him means you need to have good taste (Lies.)

If you're a cook yourself expect some constructive criticism whether you request it or not, it's the workaholic in him.

He's not one for interviews or public talks unless necessary, he doesn't exactly like paparazzi; but it's not like he can stop them.

Every once in a while a group of cameramen/women will pop out and ask him questions and snap pictures, he doesn't mind it although it is irritating. But if you're with him and are very bothered he'll try to shield you and excuse you and him.

Not a huge fan of affection in public or at home but give him time.

Post Critic!Anton

Now that he's out of his shell he's more open to affection and words of praise.

Again if you're a cook or a baker he'll shower you in praise and encourage you to follow this passion, maybe even help you open up a shop.

Paparazzi is still an issue and a bit more than before due to Gusto's restaurant rating and like in a previous headcanon he will shield you and try to escape them.

He likes to take you out.

(Alright! Thank you anon for requesting this! it was a joy to write! I was going a bit overboard with the writing but I had to delete it all due to it sounding too much like a fic and not headcanons. I have it saved so if ya'll want me to post it. Anyways! Hearts, reblogs, comments, and questions are always allowed and highly encouraged!!!)

[supernightboy08]

Minions Rise of Gru Out of Context 2:

[vampireopossum]

i think my only real complaint about x reader fics is how basic they are. we already have a surplus of mcu lokis and spn deans . give us something new and creative . give us anton ego x reader . give us victor van dort x reader . give us calvin’s dad x reader