#anti onion

[unicornery]

This post made by anti-onion gang

[victusinveritas]

[januscorner]

The Onion Supports Palestine

[softwaring]

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

[feminist-space]

"After spending the past three decades of his life being totally unable and unwilling to engage in any meaningful way with the world around him, James Parker, a local guy who sucks at being a person, told reporters Thursday that he saw huge potential in AI. “While it’s still in its early phase, artificial intelligence will one day accomplish things that humans could have never even dreamed of doing,” said Parker, who, by all accounts, has never stretched himself to do something he found difficult; has never created anything truly original; and, deep down, has absolutely zero understanding of what makes things good, enjoyable, or rewarding.

“Just yesterday, I asked an AI program to write an entire sci-fi novel for me, and [as someone who will die an empty shell of a man who wasted his life doing nothing for the world and, perhaps, should never have been born] I was super impressed. Soon, humans won’t need to do anything at all! Awesome.” At press time, Parker added that as someone whose contributions to society would almost certainly be measured cumulatively as a net loss, he also saw great potential in the future of the metaverse."

[lesbiancolumbo]

if conclave was allegedly anti-catholic im scared to find out what these losers consider pro-catholic 🤕

[hitchell-mope]

Mal: we have better things to do than kick your ass Chad.

Ben: but you and I both know that won’t stop us.

[beevean]

Erzebeth is truly an impressive character. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a villain being so devoid of everything yet still manage to tunnel through that barrel.

Reply: I swear, the villains in both shows are one worse than the other. It’s like a race to the bottom of the Marianna trenches. You thought Depressed Dracula was bad? Well, how about Girlboss who only wins because everyone is a dumbass? Oh, you think she was annoying? How about Rapist Racist Caricatures, Disney Twist Villain and Rapist Girlboss who only wins because she rapes a mentally challenged manchild? Oh, you think those are cartoonish? How about Redditor Death who only exists to pretend Trevor is important? Oh, you think he was pointless and impossible to take seriously? SUN THUNDERCAT, MOTHERFUCKER!

mfw when Depressed Dracula who gets disrespected by every OC is the peak of the franchise. call me alucard the way i want to seal myself in a coffin and never wake up

[carbonatedcacti]

Kill the onision in your head

Wear eyeliner without foundation

[anyamusumesonlywife]

proshipper just reblogged my shit THIS IS NOT A SAFE SPACE FOR PROSHIPPERS incase i haven’t made that CLEAR! MY PAGE ISN’T FOR YOU!!

[ilovefredjones]

SOUP RECIPE by me :)

1 generous serving, easily doubled/modified

1 carrot

1 baking potato

2 cloves of garlic, crushed

45g red lentils

1tsp veg stock

350ml boiling water

ground cumin, paprika, ground coriander, and black pepper to taste

1. peel & wash the carrot & potato. cut them into little cubes

2. heat up some oil in a large saucepan & add the cubes. stir occasionally on a medium heat so they don’t burn

3. crush & chop the garlic, then add to the pot. season to taste

4. cook until the veg has softened/browned off

5. wash the lentils & add to the pot

6. mix together the stock & boiling water, then add to the pot

7. bring to a boil, then let simmer until the water has reduced & everything is cooked through

8. serve and enjoy! i had mine with some toasted seeded bread with butter :)

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

Delusions of Grandeur? Album Inspired by Mental Illness Popstar Doesn't Have Actually Boring AF

Experts in crazyposting have a new diagnosis for Taylor Swift: poser.

[torturedbitchesdepartment]

guys i am going wild

[ferdifz]

The US anti-trust courts have begun the process of decreeing that Google or Alphabet must divest itself of the Chrome browser-engine and the Android operating system.

Jokes are beginning to make the rounds on the internet that The Onion ought to buy Chrome, too. And maybe also Android, to boot. ___

[cowboy-robooty]

everyday im fighting for my life because i always hate the sex parts of my gay porn comics