#anti jasper frost

[unclewileys-bahblog]

Mane 6 subsys Jasper’s specials?

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Name: Twilight Dusk Sparkle

Age: 33

Gender: Transfem, Agender, Starcollector

Pronouns: Star/star’s, She/her, They/them

Sexuality: Bisexual, Demisexual

Species: Alicorn

Source: MLP:FiM

Roles: Academic alter

CisIDS: cisAutistic, cisOCD

TransIDS: transNotImmortal, transNPD

Personality: Caring, Blunt, Intelligent, Formal, Kind-hearted, Loving, Responsible

Paraphiles: Sadist, Masquephilia, Tetagophilia

Other Labels: Trans Woman

Faceclaims:

Name: Rainbow Lightning Dash

Age: 28

Gender: Transmasc, Frightlightic

Pronouns: They/them, He/him, Lightning/lightning’s, Fright/fright’s

Sexuality: Lesbian

Species: Pegasus

Source: MLP:FiM

Roles: ADHD holder, Confidence booster

CisIDS: cisPegasus, cisADHD, cisBPD

TransIDS: transNPD, transOCD, transWorshipped

Personality: Loyal, Blunt, Caring, Good-natured, Honest, Smart

Paraphiles: Pyrophilia, Glaciulaphilia, Lactophilia, Sadist

Other Labels: Comship

Faceclaims:

Name: Rarity Belle

Age: 30

Gender: Transfem, Omnigender

Pronouns: She/her, Shi/hir, Gem/gem’s, They/them, It/it’s

Sexuality: Bi-Lesbian, Demiromantic

Species: Unicorn

Source: MLP:FiM

Roles: Self care manager

CisIDS: cisOCD, cisAutistic

TransIDS: transWealthy, permaMarried

Personality: Generous, Friendly, Smart, Sassy

Paraphiles: Timophilia, Jeuliephilia, Menophilia, Masochist

Other Labels: Trans Woman, Anti-harassment

Faceclaims:

Name: Jacqueline Apple, Apple Jack, AJ

Age: 29

Gender: Agender, Transmasc

Pronouns: They/them

Sexuality: Lesbian

Species: Earth Pony

Source: MLP:FiM

Roles: Work alter

CisIDS: cisAutistic, cisDepression

TransIDS: permaWorking, transLoved

Personality: Honest, Loyal, Blunt, Friendly, Helpful, Resourceful

Paraphiles: Traumaphilia, Maiesiophilia

Other Labels: Anti-harassment, Butch

Faceclaims:

Name: Flutterina Shy, Fluttershy

Age: 29

Gender: Pangender

Pronouns: Any & All pronouns, They/them and Bun/bun’s preference

Sexuality: Pansexual

Species: Pegasus

Source: MLP:FiM

Roles: Manager, Innocence holder

CisIDS: cisOCD, cisAutistic, cisGAD

TransIDS: permaLoved

Personality: Kind, Shy, Caring, Anxious, Quiet

Paraphiles: AutoDacryphilia, Vorarephilia, Angelophilia, AutoDopephilia, Sadist, Sibcon, Lolicon, Pecattiphilia

Other Labels: Anti-harassment, Comship

Faceclaims:

Name: Rose Quartz “Pinkamena” Diane Pie

Age: 28

Gender: Genderfluid

Pronouns: They/them, He/him, She/her, Party/party’s, Frosting/frosting’s, 🎈/🎈’s, 🎁/🎁’s, 🧁/🧁’s

Sexuality: Pansexual

Species: Earth pony

Source: MLP:FiM

Roles: Mood booster, Happiness holder, ADHD holder

CisIDS: cisADHD, cisBPD, cisSchizophrenia

TransIDS: transUnicorn, transHPD

Personality: Bubbly, Friendly, Caring, Thoughtful, Happy, Genuine

Paraphiles: Frotteurism, Cordophilia, Sadomasochist

Other Labels: Radqueer, Darkship, Intersex

Faceclaims:

HERE THEY ARE!!!!! ENJOY!!!!!!!

- Mod Jasper

[localvoidcat]

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond Jade Harley, Dave Strider They all play Sburb and end the world Harlequin, Nanna, Bro Mom, Dad, Youth Roll Grandpa, Pesterchum Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain Vagabond and Mendicant Renegade, consorts, and Denizens Skaia, 413 Countdown to the Reckoning Derse and Prospit, Carapaces Pogo Hammer, Sassacre You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious! Jasper's secret, Davesprite Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines Good dog, best friend Jack causes many people's end Black Queen, Nak Nak Stuffing corpses, shoosh-pap Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew "H3Y COOL K1D, 1S TH1S YOU >:?" Lil' Cal, babies Ectobiology Apple juice, Pupa Pan Nic Cage, city of cans Doc Scratch, Snowman I warned you 'bout those stairs, man! God Tiers, march drag Who even is this douchebag? You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious! Exploring with Aradia Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta Terezi's nuts, Karkat's a crab Gamzee's got issues with his dad Equius, Feferi Kanaya the vampire fashion queen She slices Eridan in half And Vriska is a badass Shipping charts, sick fires All the irons in the fire Buckets, squiddles, angels All the Lusi get culled Faygo, Recupercoons Horrorterrors kill you! Troll Jegus, killer clown Mobius double reacharound! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious! Matesprits, auspistice Moirail, kismesis Betty Crocker, ICP Dead Daves are the enemy! Green sun, Alpha-verse Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk UU, princely tights Guy Fieri is the Anti-Christ Captchalogue modus, and Strife Specibus Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer Can't outrun what's already here! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious! Dream bubbles, Shenanigans All who die come back again T1CK t0ck 8r8k H3ADS HONK honk, scary wolf heads Cue balls, magic dogs The universe is a frog Felt mob and fairies Lord English killed Hussie Troll cops, Thresh Prince Don't screw with the Condesce! Scalemates, rap wars Blowing up the Tumor Zillyhoo, shaving cream Echeladder, Science beam Cascade, Morse code This fandom's about to explode! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

thank you for the insight into this lovely song

[sillyrot]

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde

Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond

Jade Harley, Dave Strider

They all play Sburb and end the world

Harlequin, Nanna, Bro

Mom, Dad, Youth Roll

Grandpa, Pesterchum

Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

[sweet guitar riff]

Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade

Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain

Vagabond and Mendicant

Renegade, consorts, and Denizens

Skaia, 413

Countdown to the Reckoning

Derse and Prospit, Carapaces

Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Jasper's secret, Davesprite

Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines

Good dog, best friend

Jack causes many people's end

Black Queen, Nak Nak

Stuffing corpses, shoosh-pap

Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew

"H3Y COOL K1D, 1S TH1S YOU >:?"

Lil' Cal, babies

Ectobiology

Apple juice, Pupa Pan

Nic Cage, city of cans

Doc Scratch, Snowman

I warned you 'bout those stairs, man!

God Tiers, march drag

Who even is this douchebag?

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Exploring with Aradia

Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta

Terezi's nuts, Karkat's a crab

Gamzee's got issues with his dad

Equius, Feferi

Kanaya the vampire fashion queen

She slices Eridan in half

And Vriska is a badass

Shipping charts, sick fires

All the irons in the fire

Buckets, squiddles, angels

All the Lusi get culled

Faygo, Recupercoons

Horrorterrors kill you!

Troll Jegus, killer clown

Mobius double reacharound!

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Matesprits, auspistice

Moirail, kismesis

Betty Crocker, ICP

Dead Daves are the enemy!

Green sun, Alpha-verse

Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk

UU, princely tights

Guy Fieri is the Anti-Christ

Captchalogue modus, and Strife Specibus

Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer

Can't outrun what's already here!

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Dream bubbles, Shenanigans

All who die come back again

T1CK t0ck 8r8k H3ADS

HONK honk, scary wolf heads

Cue balls, magic dogs

The universe is a frog

Felt mob and fairies

Lord English killed Hussie

Troll cops, Thresh Prince

Don't screw with the Condesce!

Scalemates, rap wars

Blowing up the Tumor

Zillyhoo, shaving cream

Echeladder, Science beam

Cascade, Morse code

This fandom's about to explode!

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on!

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

[ace-does-stuff]

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Hello everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck.

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond Jade Harley, Dave Strider They all play Sburb and end the world Harlequin, Nanna, Bro Mom, Dad, Youth Roll Grandpa, Pesterchum Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain Vagabond and Mendicant Renegade, consorts, and Denizens Skaia, 413 Countdown to the Reckoning Derse and Prospit, Carapaces Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious! You might also like Daylight David Kushner Karkalicious Broadway Karkat First Girlfriend Tydus

Jasper's secret, Davesprite Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines Good dog, best friend Jack causes many people's end Black Queen, Nak Nak Stuffing corpses, shoosh-pap Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew "H3Y COOL K1D, 1S TH1S YOU >:?"

Lil' Cal, babies Ectobiology Apple juice, Pupa Pan Nic Cage, city of cans Doc Scratch, Snowman I warned you 'bout those stairs, man! God Tiers, march drag Who even is this douchebag?

You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Exploring with Aradia Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta Terezi's nuts, Karkat's a crab Gamzee's got issues with his dad Equius, Feferi Kanaya the vampire fashion queen She slices Eridan in half And Vriska is a badass

Shipping charts, sick fires All the irons in the fire Buckets, squiddles, angels All the Lusi get culled Faygo, Recupercoons Horrorterrors kill you! Troll Jegus, killer clown Mobius double reacharound!

You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Matesprits, auspistice Moirail, kismesis Betty Crocker, ICP Dead Daves are the enemy! Green sun, Alpha-verse Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk UU, princely tights Guy Fieri is the Anti-Christ

Captchalogue modus, and Strife Specibus Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer Can't outrun what's already here!

You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Dream bubbles, Shenanigans All who die come back again T1CK t0ck 8r8k H3ADS HONK honk, scary wolf heads Cue balls, magic dogs The universe is a frog Felt mob and fairies Lord English killed Hussie

Troll cops, Thresh Prince Don't screw with the Condesce! Scalemates, rap wars Blowing up the Tumor Zillyhoo, shaving cream Echeladder, Science beam Cascade, Morse code This fandom's about to explode!

You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

[eleanormatilda]

romanticizing abuse...

...is NOT ok!  Repeat after me: IT IS NOT OK!!! 

    HELLO.  I am here once again to address the issues I see/have with the infamous ship that is Jaspenor. Nevermind the hate mongers who roam my inbox with their insipid and teenage viewpoints on what ‘love’ is -- I will never post nor acknowledge these fiends FYI  ( educate yourself before you speak please? ) But as a survivor of abuse there are some things that I would FINALLY like to wholeheartedly address and make CLEAR when it come to the STAIN that is ‘Jaspenor’. So. Get some snacks, your favorite beverage -- this is going to be a LONG one. 

     Let me just begin by saying, yes, it is up to the abused whether or not she/he (they) chooses to forgive her abuser. What isn’t okay is to linger upon it or be around that person who made you out to be something so little, so small. Their manipulation will NEVER end it is just who they are. This is why the argument that ‘Eleanor chose to forgive him’ is bullshit. Again, it’s a romantic twist on something so disgusting and horrid. I said it once and I will say it again: ABUSE IS ABUSE IS ABUSE. It is NOT pretty, it is not romantic and to come out of the other end is a wonderment, it’s a practically a miracle sometimes when you can stabilize yourself with a bit of clarity and see what the other person did to you and made you believe.  So just put that tangent back into your pocket because it is invalid. Eleanor may have forgiven him, but the problem is her RETURN to him should have never ever happened! I realize it is a show, but the thing is the way it was written is SO dangerous. It will make younger generations believe that such a thing is true or real life. It will make them look inwardly at their own relationship and if they are stuck in abuse? Choose to accept that as somehow normal and ok. That is my greatest worry. Forgive, forget and move on.       ‘But he LOVES her...’ No. He doesn’t. THAT is not love. It’s not! Stop calling it love you sour the very meaning when you claim what HE did is love. No number of ‘character development’ subplots or plots will change the fact that he ABUSED Eleanor to no avail! Manipulated everyone around him to come off as some hero, and let’s not forget he called ROBBIE a bad guy when Robbie never raped, killed or harmed anyone. Yes he has issues himself which we won’t get into but none greater than Cyrus and Jasper. Do not even get me STARTED on Cyrus who spent the bulk of Season 2 raping a maid and blackmailing her. It’s honestly laughable that these two would pair up to ‘take down’ Robbie. Honestly, hilarious. Regardless of Robbie stealing Eleanor’s words I believe he truly loved Willow he merely hadn’t the words to provide, got scared and used the letter he burned. But Jasper? JASPER... Let me just map it out for you...          People call it an ‘unconventional love’ and that is also wrong! VERY wrong. It is NOT love! 

The BLACKMAIL. The asshole drugged her. Proceeded to partake in every ‘sordid & self depraved’ thing she did. He basically calls her a slut. & tells her that he has it all recorded and prepared to use it against her. 

He RAPED her. ( read me! ) 

The constant VERBAL abuse & manipulation. The use of sex to keep the upper hand. “You don’t control this, I do.” He also got handsy, enough to bruise her arm a time or two. ( Note: you NEVER put your hands on a woman like that! ) - You see the reason why she didn’t tell everyone about it? She’s terrified, mortified... not in love, she’s in the middle of an abusive/toxic relationship that makes her mind...how do I best put this -- fumbled, you don’t always make the best decisions mid terror and confusion. It’s another form of his manipulation. “Just shut up and dance with me...” you don’t fucking talk to someone like that. He constantly, constantly belittles her! And this goes BEYOND the first season. Even when they’re together. -  “You like this you like being controlled you like me. So I will do whatever i want to you whenever I want...” just going to leave that there.

He slept with her mother, in attempt to keep his job when she found out who he truly was. GIVEN the queen blackmailed him into such a feat ( gross, both are gross ) -- ewe?? But if he truly cared for Len, he wouldn’t have partaken in that now would he?

And all of this time he had been lying to everyone, utilizing his charm to continually manipulate and insipidly suede those to his corner.  The key term here is MANIPULATE.  That’s the one of the key things to look for in an abusive relationship.

Everything in THIS article pretty much sums up how Jasper treated Eleanor.  Bottom line is it does come down to a line of verbal, mental and physical abuse. 

     I am exhausted with returning to the tags and seeing all these ‘OH IT IS AN UNCONVENTIONAL LOVE STORY’ posts. Watching ‘EUPHORIA’ has brought this more to light what with people HATING Nate. The funny thing is, Nate Jacobs’  attitude and his perspective and the way he behaves (AND treats his gf Maddy)? Is the EXACT same as Jasper, and yet Euphoria is not willing to sugar coat what abuse and toxic relationships look like! The PROBLEM is because the viewing public was ‘shipping’ this toxicity Mark Schwahn ( the DISGUSTING piece of crap show runner ) decided to somehow find a ‘redemption’ arc claiming there was some redeeming quality in the Jasper and Eleanor relationship to begin with when there wasn’t! He forced this SHIT down our throats because people were ‘shipping’ it -- and the problem is, rather than write out what real abuse does or looks like & remind people they SHOULDN’T ship it, he FAN-SERVICED the fuck out of his show! Mark continually attempted to showcase how you can supposedly fall in love with your abusive domestic partner -- and the truth is worse, it hurts worse and it isn’t flowery as he depicted it. It’s terrifying. 

     According to the statistics, 1 out of every 71 women ( as of this year, 2019 ) are raped by their very own domestic partner. THAT is the reality we are living within. What Mark did with Jaspenor and why I hate it so vehemently is he produced something so unrealistic that looks so beautiful to young men and women who think that is HEALTHY. ( It is NOT healthy! ) Who think that is ok. And to praise a ship that is full of such maltreatment and straight up ABUSE is simply not ok!    

     I am going to end it on this VERY important note. If you are a victim, think you are victim or know someone who MAY be a victim of abuse? Please get help. If you read the above article and are scared for your life? REACH OUT. I’m here. The hotline is here and YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

     Don’t let some fairy tale nonsense hoopla suede you. Jaspenor is a story of abuse. NOT LOVE. PERIOD. THE. END.

[pafdoot]

List of shit the royals characters have done

Jasper:

Date raped Eleanor

Made a sex tape with Eleanor while she was drugged

Blackmailed her for more sex with said sex tape

Plotted to steal from her

Slept with Helena

Liam:

Slept with his brother’s girlfriend

Continued to date his brothers girlfriend

Used a perfectly nice girl to steal information from her

Exploited her insecurities and grief over a DEAD family member to get what he wanted

Stole from her

Pulled a gun on his brother

Treated Willow Moreno like complete shit because he wasn’t sexually attracted to her

Overall be a general disappointment

Helena:

Countless affairs while married

Having sex with men interested in her daughter

Sell her kids out as illegitimate

Generally everything tbh

Cyrus:

A literal sexual abuser to countless palace staff members

Robert:

Doesn’t like Jasper dating his sister because he had him investigated and found out he’s a liar and a con man

Did ONE thing to prevent Jasper and Eleanor dating: steal a letter. Did NOT have Jasper shot or physically hurt in any way.

Caused a blackout to prove parliament incompetent

Guess who everyone is plotting against and is deemed evil and “needs to be stopped”???

[personalsortinghat]

LOL @ everyone who demonizes Robert but doesn’t say a damn WORD about Cyrus ( a literal sexual assaulter ) or Jasper who -- shall I re-make the list of all the terrible things he’s done?? It’s a VERY long list my friends. My point is? You cannot absolutely abhor a character who is actually slightly justified in his messed up skew of things, and support the likes of someone like CYRUS whom literally attempted to kill his brother in the VERY first episode, made sexual jokes & advances at his own niece ( as proven in conversation between Len & Helena etc. ) among many other disturbing things! You cannot try to make me feel saddened towards problematic ABUSERS who flat out manipulated in the WORST way possible & sit here and say that Robert is irredeemable. 

[gayhomestuck2]

[Intro]

Hello everybody!

Let me tell you about Homestuck.

[Verse 1]

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde

Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond

Jade Harley, Dave Strider

They all play Sburb and end the world

Harlequin, Nanna, Bro

Mom, Dad, Youth Roll

Grandpa, Pesterchum

Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

[Verse 2]

Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade

Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain

Vagabond and Mendicant

Renegade, consorts, and Denizens

Skaia, 413

Countdown to the Reckoning

Derse and Prospit, Carapaces

Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

[Chorus]

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

[Verse 3]

Jasper's secret, Davesprite

Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines

Good dog, best friend

Jack causes many people's end

Black Queen, Nak Nak

Stuffing corpses, shoosh-pap

Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew

"H3Y COOL K1D, 1S TH1S YOU >:?"

[Verse 4]

Lil' Cal, babies

Ectobiology

Apple juice, Pupa Pan

Nic Cage, city of cans

Doc Scratch, Snowman

I warned you 'bout those stairs, man!

God Tiers, march drag

Who even is this douchebag?

[Chorus]

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

[Verse 5]

Exploring with Aradia

Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta

Terezi's nuts, Karkat's a crab

Gamzee's got issues with his dad

Equius, Feferi

Kanaya the vampire fashion queen

She slices Eridan in half

And Vriska is a badass

[Verse 6]

Shipping charts, sick fires

All the irons in the fire

Buckets, squiddles, angels

All the Lusi get culled

Faygo, Recupercoons

Horrorterrors kill you!

Troll Jegus, killer clown

Mobius double reacharound!

[Chorus]

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

[Verse 7]

Matesprits, auspistice

Moirail, kismesis

Betty Crocker, ICP

Dead Daves are the enemy!

Green sun, Alpha-verse

Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk

UU, princely tights

Guy Fieri is the Anti-Christ

[Verse 8]

Captchalogue modus, and Strife Specibus

Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer

Can't outrun what's already here!

[Chorus]

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

[Verse 9]

Dream bubbles, Shenanigans

All who die come back again

T1CK t0ck 8r8k H3ADS

HONK honk, scary wolf heads

Cue balls, magic dogs

The universe is a frog

Felt mob and fairies

Lord English killed Hussie

[Verse 10]

Troll cops, Thresh Prince

Don't screw with the Condesce!

Scalemates, rap wars

Blowing up the Tumor

Zillyhoo, shaving cream

Echeladder, Science beam

Cascade, Morse code

This fandom's about to explode!

[Outro]

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on!

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Hi.

HI!!

[probablybetty]

   to reiterate: i am not an anti-royals blog. but i am anti-jasper, jaspenor, jeleanor, what the f*ck ever. i am done putting up with this inane behavior that people think somehow abuse is redeemable. it is not. especially the kind of misbehavior that jasper was and is created from. i absolutely love and adore tom austen, but what is ironic is that he was there to protect and take care of alexandra when she was being pursued and abused by the creator of this show, and yet he perpetuated the same behavior as alexandra’s aggressor in real life. they are attempting to romanticize disgusting, disturbing acts that cannot be forgiven. this show in itself could be redeemable, if it didn’t just up and change good characters with a great soul ( aka beck ) for sake of ‘fan fare’. mark ( the former show runner ) is notorious for this bullshit. he did it on one tree hill, and he is doing it now.       i cannot condone anyone who supports jeleanor/jaspernor or jasper. i cannot take into consideration your arguments when they are forever invalid when he indeed raped eleanor and then proceeded to blackmail her. fall in love with her?? he manipulated her. fuck that shit. i have said it once and i will say it again: it is abuse. and it is NOT ok. so you will never ever see me support jasper or jasper & eleanor as a couple. ever. period.       but i will continue to watch ‘the royals’ and perpetuate my own, better standard -- aka i’ll ignore the bullshit excuses and that idiotic ship. 

[beautyinsteadofashes]

why does the fandom hate willobert and love jaspenor or vice versa?

they’re both bad? even with the king simon scene confirming he loves her he still disrespects her at every turn and tries to manipulate her

[drbobbimorse]

So I’m finally watching The Royals cause its on Prime and I really don’t get all the love and hype I’ve always seen/heard about Eleanor and Jasper. He literally admits to raping her. He straight up says he drugged her drink, let her do things to him, fucked her, and filmed it. That’s not romantic, that’s rape. And then he proceeds to blackmail her into continuing a sexual relationship with him so he doesn’t release the footage. This is also rape, because her consent is forced. How the fuck is this relationship romantic? I’m only on episode 4 or 5 so maybe I don’t have the full story but, even if he didn’t drug her, even if nothing happened and there is no video, he’s still forcing her to have a sexual relationship with him under false pretense. And she’s apparently supposed to fall in love with him later on? This is so gross

[lollipopcherryopts]

The Royals 4x06

Len managed to get mad at Robert for calling Jasper “The help” AND being a bitch to Willow by putting her in her place within 20 secs. 

[ranidspace]

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, ascend, descend, rise up, abscond


Jade Harley, Dave Strider, They all play Sburb and end the world


Harelquin, Nanna, Bro, Mom, Dad, Youth Roll

Grandpa, Pesterchum, Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro.


Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade, Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain

Vagabond and Mendicant, Renegade, consorts, and denizens

Skaia, 413, Countdown to the Reckoning

Derse and Prospit, Carapaces, Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

Jasper’s secret, Davesprite, Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines

Good dog, best friend, Jack causes many people’s end

Black Queen, Nak Nak, stuffing corpses, shoosh pap

Robot bunnies, midnight crew, hey coolkid is this you?  


Lil’ Cal, babies, ecto-biology,

Apple juice, Pupa Pan, Nic Cage, City of cans


Doc scratch, Sn0wman, “I warned you bout those stairs man!”

God tiers, March drag, Who even is this douchebag?

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

Exploring with Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta

Terezi’s nuts, Karkat’s a crab, Gamzee’s got issues with his dad 


Equius, Feferi, Kanaya the vampire fashion queen

She slices Eridan in half, and Vriska is a badass

 Shipping charts, sick fires, all the irons in the fire

Buckets, squiddles, angels, all the Lusi get culled


Faygo, Recupercoons, Horrorterros kill you

Troll Jegus, killer clown, mobius double reach around

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious


Matesprits, Auspistice, Moirail, and Kismesis

Betty Crocker, ICP, dead Daves are the enemy


Green sun, Alpha-verse, Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk

UU, princely tights, Guy Fieri is the anti-christ


Captchalogue Modus, and Strife specibus

Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer

Can’t outrun what’s already here!

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

Dream bubbles, Shenanigans, All who die come back again

Tick tock break heads, honk honk, scary wolf heads


Cue balls, magic dogs, the universe is a frog

Felt mob and fairies, Lord English killed Hussie


Troll cops, Thresh prince, don’t screw with the Condesce

Scale mates, rap wars, blowing up the tumor

Zillyhoo, shaving cream, echeladder, science beam

Cascade, Morse code, this fandom’s about to explode

You can’t fight the Homestuck!!

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on

You can’t fight the Homestuck! Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

[that-darn-clown]

nothing in my brain just john egbert rose lalonde ascend descend rise up abscond jade harley dave strider they all play sburb and end tge world harlequin nanna bro mom dad youth roll grandpa pesterchum hella jeff and sweet bro heat and clockwork wind and shade frost and frogs light and rain vagabond and mendicant renegade consorts and denizens skaia 413 countdown to the reckoning derse and prospit carapaces pogo hammer sassacre jaspers secret davesprite casey mutie doomed timeline good dog best friend jack causes many peoples ends black queen nak nak stuffing corpses shoosh pap robot bunnies midnight crew hey cool kid is this you lil cal babies ectobiology apple juice pupa pan nic cage city of cans doc scratch snowman i warned you bout those stairs man god tiers march drag who even is this douchebag exploring with aradia tavros sollux nepeta terezis nuts karkats a crab gamzees got issues with his dad equius feferi kanaya the vampire fashion queen she sliced eridan in half and vriska is a badass shipping charts sick fires all the irons in the fire buckets squiddles angels all the lusii get culled faygo recupercoons horror terrors kill you troll jegus killer clowns mobius double reach around matesprit auspistice moirail and kismesis betty crocker icp dead daves are the enemy green sun alpha verse jane roxy jake and dirk UU uu princely tights guy fieri is the anti christ captchalogue modus and strife specibus heir and knight witch and seer cant outrun whats already here dream bubbles shenanigans all who die come back again tick tock break heads honk honk scary wolf heads cue balls magic dogs the universe is a frog felt mob and fairies lord english killed hussie troll cops thresh prince dont screw with the condesce scalemates rap wars blowing up the tumor zillyhoo shaving cream echeladder science beam cascade morse code this fandoms about to explode

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

Hello everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck. John Egbert, Rose Lalonde Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond Jade Harley, Dave Strider They all play Sburb and end the world Harlequin, Nanna, Bro Mom, Dad, Youth Roll Grandpa, Pesterchum Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain Vagabond and Mendicant Renegade, consorts, and Denizens Skaia, 413 Countdown to the Reckoning Derse and Prospit, Carapaces Pogo Hammer, Sassacre You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Jasper's secret, Davesprite Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines Good dog, best friend Jack causes many people's end Black Queen, Nak Nak Stuffing corpses, shoosh-pap Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew "H3Y COOL K1D, 1S TH1S YOU >:?" Lil' Cal, babies Ectobiology Apple juice, Pupa Pan Nic Cage, city of cans Doc Scratch, Snowman I warned you 'bout those stairs, man! God Tiers, march drag Who even is this douchebag? You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Exploring with Aradia Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta Terezi's nuts, Karkat's a crab Gamzee's got issues with his dad Equius, Feferi Kanaya the vampire fashion queen She slices Eridan in half And Vriska is a badass Shipping charts, sick fires All the irons in the fire Buckets, squiddles, angels All the Lusii get culled Faygo, Recupercoons Horrorterrors kill you! Troll Jegus, killer clown Mobius double reacharound! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Matesprits, auspistice Moirail, kismesis Betty Crocker, ICP Dead Daves are the enemy! Green sun, Alpha-verse Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk UU, princely tights Guy Fieri is the Anti-Christ Captchalogue modus, and Strife Specibus Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer Can't outrun what's already here! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious! Dream bubbles, Shenanigans All who die come back again T1CK t0ck 8r8k H3ADS HONK honk, scary wolf heads Cue balls, magic dogs The universe is a frog Felt mob and fairies Lord English killed Hussie Troll cops, Thresh Prince Don't screw with the Condesce! Scalemates, rap wars Blowing up the Tumor Zillyhoo, shaving cream Echeladder, Science beam Cascade, Morse code This fandom's about to explode! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

what thje fuck. i am looking away so none of these words get into my brain. this retrebution sure can mean :(

[oc-and-art-review-reblog]

Hello everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck. John Egbert, Rose Lalonde Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond Jade Harley, Dave Strider They all play Sburb and end the world Harlequin, Nanna, Bro Mom, Dad, Youth Roll Grandpa, Pesterchum Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain Vagabond and Mendicant Renegade, consorts, and Denizens Skaia, 413 Countdown to the Reckoning Derse and Prospit, Carapaces Pogo Hammer, Sassacre You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious! Jasper's secret, Davesprite Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines Good dog, best friend Jack causes many people's end Black Queen, Nak Nak Stuffing corpses, shoosh-pap Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew "H3Y COOL K1D, 1S TH1S YOU >:?" Lil' Cal, babies Ectobiology Apple juice, Pupa Pan Nic Cage, city of cans Doc Scratch, Snowman I warned you 'bout those stairs, man! God Tiers, march drag Who even is this douchebag? You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious! Exploring with Aradia Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta Terezi's nuts, Karkat's a crab Gamzee's got issues with his dad Equius, Feferi Kanaya the vampire fashion queen She slices Eridan in half And Vriska is a badass Shipping charts, sick fires All the irons in the fire Buckets, squiddles, angels All the Lusi get culled Faygo, Recupercoons Horrorterrors kill you! Troll Jegus, killer clown Mobius double reacharound! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious! Matesprits, auspistice Moirail, kismesis Betty Crocker, ICP Dead Daves are the enemy! Green sun, Alpha-verse Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk UU, princely tights Guy Fieri is the Anti-Christ Captchalogue modus, and Strife Specibus Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer Can't outrun what's already here! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious! Dream bubbles, Shenanigans All who die come back again T1CK t0ck 8r8k H3ADS HONK honk, scary wolf heads Cue balls, magic dogs The universe is a frog Felt mob and fairies Lord English killed Hussie Troll cops, Thresh Prince Don't screw with the Condesce! Scalemates, rap wars Blowing up the Tumor Zillyhoo, shaving cream Echeladder, Science beam Cascade, Morse code This fandom's about to explode! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!