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Rank your least favorite glee characters all seasons

From loathe entirely to tolerate pt1 because stupid tumblr won’t let me do more than 10 images

Finn

Puck

Ryder

Sandy

Shelby

Bree

Will

Artie

Sheldon

Sebastian

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yall artie and tina is winning i feel the need to step in i wont stand for this madness

spencer and alistair were barely there but yknow what they were snazzy

and lbr artie treated tina like shit on his shoes especially in that first season

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kitty wilde, they could never make me like you

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Glee cast sings ARTPOP by Lady Gaga

Aura sung by Sebastian Smythe in ''A Katy or a Gaga''

-this comes from my little headcanon that Sebastian transferred to McKinley in season 5, I think this really sums what an audition would be for him, from topics about his sexuality and flirtation and murder which I’m pretty sure he thought about doing it to Kurt

Venus sung by Dani, Elliot and Kurt in ''Trio''

-this trio is very underrated, I would have this be either one of Kurt’s fantasies or an actual performance Pamela Lansbury does, Venus is kind of a lesbian symbol which is Dani’s whole personality and the boys would be there cause their harmonies work a lot, there’s also a verse where Gaga repeats Venus several times and it kind of sounds like penis which I find endearing

G.U.Y. sung by Bree in ''A Katy or a Gaga''

-hear me out, Brittany left, Joe and Sugar disappeared, they need new members, glee introduced yet another bitch cheerleader, you’re telling me she isn’t joining? Like I don’t want this, but it’s so obvious, anyway, she would perform this in a dance performance with Jake, at the end she would kiss him, in front of everyone including Marley, Jake and Marley would be pissed but Bree would be like “don’t worry sweetie it was just for the performance”

Sexxx Dreams sung by Jake Puckerman in season 5

-the song talks about having sex with someone after having a sex dream about another person, confusing? Yes. Just imagine is Jake singing after having a sex dream about Marley, but Marley isn’t ready to lose her virginity, knowing that, Bree would call him and bla bla bla he cheats, but while doing so he only thinks about Marley, which makes him more ashamed of what he did

Jewels N' Drugs feat. T.I, Too Short & Twista sung by Stoner Brett

-the beat of this song is amazing, the rest? Gaga I love you but what were you thinking, I can only imagine this as Brett’s audition for the ND, obviously it wouldn’t be recorded but it fits his character, I can imagine Artie and idk Bree singing this as well but for the comic aspect I’ll give it to stoner Brett

MANiCURE sung by Bree and Marley in season 5

-this would happen before the whole cheating thing, Jake would be giving private classes to Bree, Marley would notice how she’s into him so in order to guarantee that she wouldn’t do something, she would get all well dressed and pretty while Bree would also be doing the same before their practice in a montage of them in their rooms getting ready, they would get next to Jake at the same time as the song ends, Jake would ultimately cancel his practice with Bree and walk hand in hand with Marley, Bree would be glaring at them as they walk away

Do What U Want feat Christina Aguilera sung by Rachel and Tina in season 5

-first, fuck R. Kelly, you cursed this amazing song, second, i’m not the biggest fun of the numbers where both the glee club and NYC gang sung together, in fact this would be a Tina solo for me until I listened to the version with Christina Aguilera and immediately though about Rachel, Tina would be singing about her frustration of now having a love after breaking up with Mike, singing about how the boys could do anything they want with her body, Rachel would be singing about how the media and NYADA and idk Brody could do anything to her body, Tina would sing the Gaga’s parts while Rachel would sing Christina’s parts

ARTPOP sung by Artie Abrams

-this was the hardest to choose, when I hear this song I feel like I’m being abducted by an ufo. Gaga describes this song as an orgasm … yeah. But she also says that this song is kind of an anti capitalist anthem and that we should always put art in first place and view it as the most important thing to an artist, which fits Artie’s directing career, often doing something in favor of the concept instead of doing something to please the audience (Rachel’s dress in WSS) or make logical sense (juke box in Grease)

Swine sung by Ryder Lynn

-the song talks about Gaga’s rape, and how she felt gross and disgusting like a pig, while I don’t think Ryder felt that way when he was molested, he was affected by it in a way that he has a hard time trusting others, specially women, I think singing this song would release some tension, it’s very aggressive in a sense that it has a lot of screaming, and his voice is very raspy so he could do a great job

Donatella sung by Kitty Wilde in ''Diva''

-“I am so fab, check it out, I’m blonde, I’m skinny, I’m rich, and I’m a little bit of a bitch” this convinced me that’s her song. Out of all the girls in season 4, Kitty and Unique and definitely the biggest divas, I don’t think Kitty sang in the episode so it would be nice seeing her singing this

Fashion! sung by Kurt, Mercedes, Rachel and Santana in season 5

-these four have the craziest harmony together, How Will I Know was amazing and I’m still bitter Getting Better was recorded, filmed and scrapped and all we have is a pic, this song is them, the original four divas of the club, the song is about feeling powerful through fashion, that’s their anthem

Mary Jane Holland sung by Unique Adams in ''The End of Twerk''

-I picture this as Unique, in an attempt to escape the bullying, she would stop dressing like a mom and go back to dressing like Artie and using her deadname, the rest of the club would try help her see that this isn’t her true self, they would perform songs to her and after their plan work they would go to the auditorium where she would sing this song, embracing Unique in a fabulous dress with the others dancing along, “introducing, ladies and gentleman, Mary Jane Holland Unique Adams!”

Dope sung by Will Schuester

-the song talks about addiction and depression, while Will wasn’t addicted to drugs or an alcoholic it was very visible how much he was affected by Terri’s fake pregnancy and Emma’s relationships with Ken and Carl, I find Wemma to be one of the cutest couples and it took so long till they were fully happy, Dope would be Will’s ballad to Emma, how she brings light to his life and how much he needs her more than dope, drugs? Alcohol? Rachel singing? I don’t know

Gypsy sung by Jesse and Rachel in season 6

-this song is about falling in love and traveling the world, I considered Brittana for this but I ultimately choose St. Berry, while I’m not their biggest fan, the song is about finding true love after a rough pat, several people don’t think they’ll find true love after a partner’s death, but Rachel found, she is happy again

Applause sung by Artie, Blaine, Marley, Ryder and Sam in ''A Katy or a Gaga''

-this song was done very perfectly, all five of them sound really good, Sam and Ryder in particular, never in my life I would guess that two straight men would slay so hard in a Gaga song, I also may like the beat slightly more than the original

Bonus: songs that aren’t from the album but are from the same era

Til It Happens to You sung by Kitty and Ryder

-wow, listening to this being a SA victim is very powerful, this song is from a documentary about rape/abuse/molestation of woman on universities and colleges, I can’t think of everyone else but these two to sing about it, they weren’t the only ones sexually assaulted on the show, but were definitely the ones to be affected the most by it, they would sing this together, holding hands in mutual support for each other and for everyone else who unfortunately suffered from the same fate

And that’s it, another one done, instead of doing the albums first i decided to go chronologically, so next one is Cheek to Cheek, should take roughly two weeks but it will be worth it :)

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Hc Artie has a alpha male podcast

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v random but i rewatched the scene of kurt and rachel auditioning w romeo and juliet today bc i had blocked it from my memory but it's literally so fucked up like,,,rachel and artie are meant to be kurt's friends, beiste should know exactly how it feels to be treated like shit bc you don't fit someone else's mold, and emma is meant to be a guidance counselor yet they all treat kurt like shit and laugh him off the stage. sorry this got rant-y but i hate that scene sm

oh no, not this scene 💀 im in physical pain everytime I watch it

I hate absolutely everyone in it (except for Kurt obviously), it made no sense for them to behave the way they did. the writers just needed a way to make the 'kurt is too feminine to play tony so we have to pick blaine :\' storyline work, because they knew it wasn't

don't you just love it when they have to write someone totally ooc to make a storyline make sense 🤡🤡🤡

In reality emma would never do something like this, shes the sweetest person on the whole show and she would never make fun of a student. like you said, beiste struggled with something similar so he knows how shitty it must make kurt feel, and theres no way he wants that. I literally have no words for artie,, even if they weren't that close, they were still friends and even if they werent, its still such a shitty thing to do 💀 i actually dont understand what rachels problem in this scene is, she seems so weirded out by kurt and like why??? what exactly is he doing to make you so uncomfortable??? how does she expect to make it as an actress if she cant even go through a simple scene like that??

kurt's performence was amazing actually, the writers are just effeminophobic and its fucking disgusting

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Glee always had this awful habit of making interesting storylines and then immediately dropping them for the sake of creating another one. Because…why weren’t Sam and Artie held accountable for saying those things to Ryder when he felt comfortable enough to share with his so called “friends” ???

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for a spicier take, who's your least favorite glee boy out of the s3 members?

Well you're really not wrong Anon, that is spicier.

I'm gonna get bogged down in the details and ponder what, exactly, least favourite means. Because if it's who I care the least about, it's Rory and Joe but that's obvious. Talking just about the main characters, I'm mostly neutral on Artie like my previous list showed. It's not that I hate him, I just rarely vibe with him and the occasional weirdness (i.e. misogyny) doesn't help. Rewatching season 1 I liked him more than I remembered I did but we'll see what I say after season 6.

Least favourite as in, "pisses me off the most"? Finn. Finn Hudson makes me mad like no other Glee character could ever begin to. And again, I don't hate him as such but he often makes it very, very difficult to like him. Artie I just don't care much for but I certainly feel something when Finn is on screen, most of the time. I've begun forming new theories as to what it is exactly that he bothers me because it's certainly not a single thing (so it's not just you know what) but I don't like to focus too much on negatives. I mostly try to either not think too much about Finn or think about him in s4 and where he could have gone from there. Sadly he never did.

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Alright, I’m about to expose myself with my personal Glee opinions because I’m bored. Here we go!

Klaine and Brittana were way more unhealthy than Finchel could ever be (even though, Finchel was still plenty toxic).

Quinn should’ve been bisexual (I don’t ship Faberry, just FYI).

Glee is not a LGBTQ+ friendly show (it may be a lesbian-gay friendly show, but it was not bisexual-trans friendly).

Jake cheating on Marley was not a good storyline because it was obvious that he adored Marley and was really trying to be a better person.

Kitty should’ve been punished for causing Marley to have an eating disorder.

Burt and Carol had the healthiest relationship on the show.

Marley was an interesting character and not boring.

Mercedes was the most talented character on the show and that’s that.

Will was a terrible person (which isn’t really an opinion, but a fact at this point, considering the whole fandom hates him).

However, Sue isn’t any better and should’ve went to jail a long time ago, i.e., assaulting students, kidnapping Kurt and Blaine, extorting people, etc.

Kurtofsky is a disgusting ship.

Samcedes was my most favorite ship on the show.

I liked Tina’s season 1-2 aesthetic and personality more than her season 4-5 one.

I neither outright hate or love Santana and Sebastian.

Unique was fabulous and absolutely her own character, and she shouldn’t have been treated as just a Mercedes stand-in.

Quinn deserved more patience and respect because she went through a lot.

I’m personally not the biggest fan of Seblaine, but I don’t bash people who do ship them.

Mercedes & Quinn and Marley & Unique were the best and underrated friendships on the show.

Emma deserved better than Will.

I have mixed feelings about Beiste turning out to be trans because I feel like the storyline came from kind of out of nowhere and disregarded previous characterizations, but I’m cis so I can’t really say anything concrete about the subject and I know that some trans people do actually relate to his realization and coming out, so.

Samchel was just a stand-in for Finchel because they made Sam continuously dumber each season.

I didn’t like Brittany because she could be really cruel for no reason.

While I did enjoy the season 4 newbies, I liked the season 6 newbies better.

Blaine should’ve stayed at Dalton, instead of transferring to McKinley.

Jesse and Rachel were their best selves when they were with each other.

Mike deserved a better storyline and a better love interest.

Tina rubbing vapo rub on Blaine because he was sick when he was unconscious was creepy and not sweet like people like to think.

They should’ve gave Ryder proper storylines for his childhood molestation and dyslexia and they should’ve been more respectful.

The glee club pushing religion onto Kurt when his father was in the hospital was cruel and very disrespectful. I myself am a person of faith (Islam) and I was so disgusted by this. I would never force my beliefs onto someone else.

Rachel had her good moments, but overall, she was a very dislikable character.

Finn’s voice was mediocre and he should not have become the male lead of the club.

Artie was just not a good character, with his misogynistic remarks.

I have mixed feelings about Puck and it’s not because of what the actor had done.

Finn was severely violent and he deserved to be slapped by Santana for outing her. Yes, he didn’t know they would be overheard, but he shouldn’t have just blurted it out in the middle of the hallway.

Kurt should’ve stayed a football player because it would’ve been amazing rep for a queer jock (they ended up doing it anyway with Spencer).

Klaine was a mutually toxic relationship, but neither were outright terrible people.

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sam and artie; dumbass white boys with delusions of lightskin-icity

no exactly. they’re like the same person, except sam loves and respects women

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1, 7, 22 for the salty ask list? :))

1. What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?

Kurt + anyone who bullied him (I'll leave that there...), Pezberry (I think they would be too toxic together), TARTIE omg Artie was so awful to Tina!!! In my mind they are NOT endgame 🤢

7. Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now?

Okay idk if this is like a fandom in general or something from the fandom so I'm gonna go with a character: Artie. For the first two seasons I didn't mind him, but after the WSS plot I started to hate him and I haven't been able to look at him in the same way, he bugs me to no end and now even going back and watching s1/s2 I can't deal with him. One time I took a personality quiz and it said I was Artie and I was genuinely on the verge of tears 💀

22. Popular character you hate?

Besides Artie 💀💀💀 I really don't like Puck, I think he's an awful person in the earlier seasons and while he does get better later on, I don't think he ever actually apologized for anything he did :/ I also don't ship him with anyone but I feel like I see a lot of people ship him with other characters 😭 so I feel like people don't have strong opinions on him but I def don't like him

I also do not like a certain reoccurring character that has recently had a surge in popularity but 🥲

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unpopular opinion: Artie from Glee was a complete dick

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