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LIBRARY WRAPPED
You checked out... probably some stuff? Thanks for doing that :)
Used our wifi maybe? For something?
Look we actually don't know what genres you read or how many times you renewed Gender Queer.
We don't want to know.
Our gift to you is privacy.
Take it.
Be free.
#wrapped#public libraries#privacy#we DO have aggregated statistics and you will be seeing those in January because we calculate them at the actual end of the year#just sayin#everything else is in a vault that is purged regularly and the answer to anyone asking to see it is 'come back with a warrant'
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hi any life advice for 21yo
Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.
Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.
Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.
There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.
Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.
Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.
Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.
Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.
Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.
If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.
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as soon as the disorders stop disordering and the disability stops debilitating I will be so unstoppable powerful forever
#lighthearted#sara shush#sorry if i havent answered asks or checked my mentions i am everywhere all at once a lot
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clothes shopping!
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what is the difference between a witch and a wizard
wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists
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Were you friends before? ⚔️🎀🪽
#vaggie’s voice actress gave an interesting answer regarding Vaggie and lute’s relationship at a recent con apparently#she was asked if they were a couple before#and Stephanie said#“not a couple but…WINK”#I wonder if lute is obsessed with Vaggie the way Vox is obsessed with Alastor#hazbin hotel#my doods#hazbin hotel fanart#Vaggie#lute#I think their ship name should be exes#lol
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Joe Biden, coherently and normally: I have three issues to speak about. First, the NATO conference went well. Second, the economy is back on track and inflation is down. Third, my proposal for a ceasefire in Gaza is moving forward. Any questions?
The media: Did You Know That You Are Old
#zero voters benefited from them asking this question#but a thousand media ceos evidently were frothing at the mouth to find out the answer#it was literally the first 5 questions. are they well#us politics#biden 2024#mine
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i scratch you, you scratch me 🤝 a pair of warm and cute Eohippus for this cold winter
#what's up with the sudden obsession witn early horses u ask?#the answer is: i don't know#barghestland#art#artists on tumblr#paleoart#paleoland#eohippus
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be careful, boys. 😦
#dragon age#datv#dragon age rook#spite dragon age#lucanis dellamorte#lucanis x rook#rookanis#murat de riva#my oc#my arse should open up a shop it's apparently quite prolific#anyway next time ill draw them naked#i love the crows armor but it nearly drove me insane drawing it 5+ times#also anon asked “how many knives these two need to take out of their clothes in order to get busy without slicing each other up by accident#and the answer is uuuuhhhh 12-13???
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Well, that went down like a lead balloon.
#they are both a little shy 🫣#I got an ask about whether I thought Aziraphale recognized his crush in Eden and the answer is yes#and she was still just as pretty 😤#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable spouses#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#good omens comic#yea I stole dialogue from blue eyes samurai lmao#no I’ve nerves watched it#snake crowley#Anthony ‘don’t compliment me I will crum’ Crowley
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one of those polls from the premiere
#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#odysseus#penelope of ithaca#my art#i kinda dipped for weeks MY BAD ill try to Not do that again#post the scribbles laying around and answer asks#crossing fingers
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Happy pride!
#uhh#I hope the image speaks for itself LOL#I answered in an ask a while ago that luffy is my fave strawhat - then why do I keep drawing sanji#he's just an easy target ig 😭#sanji#one piece#straw hat crew#o0kawaii0o
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hey stop holdin him like that hes supposed to be brooding
#SO EMBARRASSING GUYS. I FORGOT TO FUCKING POST THIS.#OOPSIE#aoaugh i need more days off i need to draw cookies i need to answer asks w cute drawings i see u all and im staring w yearning#crk fanart#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#pureshadow#shadowvanilla#truthless recluse#my drawbs
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You've Been Portal Jacked! Part 3
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h'uhhhh boy...
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt raph#rottmnt mikey#wick art#Gonna be away from home for most of Nov so I won't be able to work on the next part for a while#But I'll be able to actually flesh this idea out and answer asks in the meantime#YBPJ
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