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The more I discover about Wings (1927) the more I need it to be used as inspiration in s5
#byler#THERES A LESBIAN COUPLE IN IT THAT I COMPLETELY MISSED IN MY WATCH š#also itās just visually a genuinely stunning film#like AHHHHH#and the wings stopping at the end when David diesā¦#if Mike is gonna die (or be presumed dead) for even a moment I NEED a parallel with a wheel stopping#PLS!!!#duffer brothers#st writers#answer your phone!!
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Can we acknowledge how funny it is that when Aziraphale calls Crowley to tell him about finding the antichrist he outright calls Crowley an idiot.
#It's funny for no reason#When your husband doesn't answer the phone#good omens#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale
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Love your art so much. Will you show us cool nature pics from your country? I'm literally so stoned I forgot where you live sorry.
Sure anon, why not. I'm not a photographer so the quality of these is kind of slushy at best. I like nature and wander around a little bit, but I rarely hike properly, so I don't go to that many scenic places. These are mostly from regular walks. Long post warning.
Summers are short but very green, and since we're at the arctic circle we get sunlight around the clock. Some of these were taken at midnight or early morning small hours. Most of Finland is very sparsely populated and covered in boreal forests.
Finland is a very watery country, lots of lakes in particular.
Sometimes you get intense sunsets
And winters are very cold, snowy and last about six months. In summer we have midnight sun and in winter there's the polar night to counter it. Around late December sun only rises for about two hours per day where I live so it's very dark for many, many weeks on end (which is wonderful if you get seasonal depression like I do). But sometimes the weather and lighting are just right and you get this ethereal pastel effect that I love.
#we also have northern lights pretty regularly and those can be magical but I'm not enough of a wizard to take good pictures of them#I have a friend who Photographs Nature With Intent and goes to all these natural parks to do it#but I'm not them so this is the best I can do#I particularly regret that I don't have any bog/swamp/marsh pictures to show you because they're actually really aesthetic locations#believe it or not#and an iconic part of Finnish nature#anonymous#long post#answered#lamentably the best ethereal pastel effect only happens on very cold days like from -20Ā°C to -30Ā°C#so if you take out your phone and remove gloves to snap a photo your phone battery dies very quickly and your fingers freeze#so it's a bit inconvenient
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I can go anywhere I want, anywhere I want, just not home š
#me#the way listening to that song has a whole other meaning lately#may none of you ever feel the pain of not being able to go home#may none of you ever feel the pain of watching your countries face mass destruction on your phone screen#may none of you feel the fear when your relatives take longer to answer their phone than normal
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Prompt 217
Babies can die if they donāt have enough physical contact. This is something that is known, but Talia does not have time to spend with her twins, and itās not like she carried them thanks to the false Lazarus womb, so she didnāt even have that excuse to use.Ā
What she did have, was a near braindead teen who could be taught things through muscle memory.Ā
Which is how Jason ended up caring for a pair of toddlers between any training, even after his dip in the Pit. Well, he cared for them until he left for Gotham, to enact his plans, even if he continued to call them every week.Ā
But that wasnāt enough for little Damian and Danyal.
Where had their caretaker gone? Away from them? Where is Baba? Across the sea? Unacceptable. They will not stand for this!Ā
Which in turn, is how Jason discovers his the twins outside his safehouse window, having somehow made it to Gotham on their own- what the fuck, kids!?
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Dad Hood#Jason canāt even go to a meeting without the kids clinging to him & are willing to cut off a hand or two#Theyāre even more ecto contaminated then the rest of the League of Assassins#Danny might not have all the powers he has in canon but heās still Liminal as Fuck#The bats when investigating Red Hood after the Duffle Bag Incident find out he has a pair of small children#Who are very clingy & who he is very protective of#Also who he speaks to in League Dialect- TALIA ANSWER YOUR PHONE#Itād be hilarious if Talia refers to Jason/Hood as OUR son & now Bruce is spiraling because WHAT DO U MEAN TALIA- DONāT HANG UP-#WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUR SON-
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Greetings, bestie.
Beautiful, fantastic, stunning, and intelligent as always.
But in my infinite wisdom and never ending judgment, I couldnāt help but observe youāre just a little dry.
Here, take this. Itās a big fucking jug of water. Chug the shit out of it.
Drink to your heart's content.
You will stay hydrated.
Iām starting my own 10 commandments, and this is actually at the top of the list, so for there to be piss, there must first be slurp.
So sayeth Gabriel, Judge of Hell, and judge of your bladder.
Drink up. And the urine will await you down below.
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#greetings bestie is so good. is that how he answers the phone#what a nice guy hes making sure youre hydrated for the summer#i am choosing to ignore the uptick in bathroom related statements from the past few of streams#chat does what chat wants
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absolutely obsessed with gemini Donnie's piercings! They suit him so much! and i bet theyre fun to draw too!
you also mentioned tattoos! what kind do you think he would get? like what kind of designs and where?
Ah thank you! ; w ; I just think they're fun <;3 he deserves piercings... And yeee he has quite a few tattoos as well that he builds up over the years--
both his arms host meticulously planned, carefully considered, personal and meaningful full-sleeve pieces that were done professionally by sorrelshine's older sister, leafwhistle (she's the one who pierced donnie's eyebrow in that comic!)
his legs are where everything else goes. there are dozens of different pieces patchworked all over-- some done by leafwhistle, some by other artists, some by sorrelshine (who is not a professional, let it be known, but knows how to use a tattoo gun!), some even done by himself. he let leo do one once. mikey has done several. there's everything from stick-and-poke stars to little grayscale robots to brightly colored flowers down here, and he'll shove new things wherever they'll fit whenever he feels the urge.
[ gemini au ]
#ānew tattooā is the answer for a lot of things during donnie's young adulthood#celebrating something? get a tattoo about it#unpacking some Heavy Trauma? get a tattoo about it#feeling anxious and restless and like you need to do something with your hands? get a tattoo about it#depressed and struggling and need a pick-me-up of some kind? get a tattoo about it#bored???? get a tattoo about it--#donnie and sorrel sitting casually on donnies bed together: donnie fucking around on his phone and sorrel tattooing his calf#its just good for his āgrew up in the battle nexus adrenaline addictā ass#and his āgrew up with no ownership or control of my body or identityā ass#once he runs out of room on his legs he'll have to figure smth else out but most of them are pretty small#has considered his tail but hasnt yet#has also considered his shell but ultimately decided he doesnt wanna over up the scars#gemini au#asks#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt au#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt donatello#rottmnt separated au#rise donnie#rise donatello#rottmnt fanart#fidgetwing#tmnt#tmnt 2018#there are a few fun easter eggs in here. some more obvious some less#they all mean something in canon
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Thinkingā¦.. thinking of yandere noritoshi
me too....
Noritoshi is suspicious of you at the worst of times. The same faint crease on his brow always appears when he's trying to hide being bothered by something.
This time? Because you've been focusing on your phone rather than him for a little bit too long...... He trusts you, of course he does! its just, he doesn't trust others. What if you end up talking with somebody for too long and they try whisking you away?
Obviously it's most likely nothing and you're enjoying your time doing who knows what on the phone that he's not allowed to check because you told him he couldn't no matter how many times he asked. Noritoshi still stares at your phone intensely when its sitting somewhere, itching to take a quick peek.. it'll be harmless, you don't even have to know!
Yet, his mind wanders to the possibility of getting caught. He'd rather spear arrows through his palm than be gazed at with disapproval by you. Its only natural to have privacy, he tells himself. So, begrudgingly, Noritoshi obeys and watches you on the stupid little phone.
The phone that contains a lot of mindless entertainment and important files. The same phone that holds a lot of personal information you keep to yourself. The same damn phone he's been itching to get his hands on ever since you began smiling at the device.
Why aren't you showing him what's so funny? Oh, right, because he could care less. All he cares about is that your attention is off of him and onto something else that could easily lead you to interact with someone else. It becomes too much and he acts emotionally, tilting the phone down and confronting you. It's not an accusation, just a question. Tell him he's wrong, he's almost begging you to tell him he's wrong. He just wants your attention again, so forgive him if he acts irrational. He'll make up for it, he promises.
Though, if you're alright with Noritoshi looking through your phone, his looming shadow over your shoulder will be a common occurrence every time you turn on your device. He might as well stop using his own with how much he likes holding onto yours. It's just to help you carry your things, of course. He's so gentlemanly isn't he? Go on, praise him!
#noritoshi#kamo noritoshi#noritoshi kamo#yandere noritoshi x reader#yandere kamo noritoshi x reader#yandere noritoshi kamo x reader#noritoshi x reader#kamo noritoshi x reader#noritoshi kamo x reader#looks fondly at the jealous post i have yet to fully write in my drafts..#sighs whistfully#this post is sponsored by casetify. just kidding but youll need it if you dont have a case. he probably got you one for this very occasion.#btw you couldve been on tiktok or looking at emails or some shit and noritoshi would still overthink abt it#why are you watching other men? yes he knows its a youtube video but answer the question...#oh and he wants to hold onto your phone for you bc it means you'd have to focus on him for entertainment#and hed know why you're using your phone if you ask him for it.. a little controlling but it's only bc he wants all of you all of the time#needy bitch he's amazing#null rot#cloaked cult member
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Okay I know reading cap's mind doesn't work but what if Billy's mind wasn't as protected. Like imagine if the jl got shunted into Billy's mind (idk he wasn't answering his comm so they went to check and got waylaid by sivana or something) and like.
Captain marvel, THEIR all powerful world famous behemoth of a man, sitting at a little fancy tea table, sipping from a floral tea cup: what are you doing here
#captain marvel#shazam#dc captain marvel#captain marvel dc#billy batson#justice league#dc comics#Jla#Old style rotary phone goes off (one of six along the back wall)#Cap gets up and goes to answer it everyone's listening eagerly#'no sorry' *click*#Wonder woman: who was that??#Cap: *moving back to his seat* your father#1k
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Reblog & let your phone finish the sentence
i worship at the altar of _
mine is: i worship at the altar of gay people
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Is there a scent in particular that Ren/Redacted prefers? Y'know apart from anything Angel-scented lmao. Just something they themself like?
WARNING... minors/ageless blogs: do not interact. please read my pinned post before you send in anything !!
Your deodorant, your skincare products, your hair products, your clothes, your laundry, your laundry softener, your blankets, your bedsheets, your pillowcases, your plushies, your dishwashing liquid, your bag (specifically the inside), your phone case, your laptop when it hasn't been opened after a while, your chair after you've sat in it, your shower, your
#š ā answered.#Oh u mean normal scents?? Probably anything strawberry/cherry scented lmao#Also you know when you unbox a phone or some kind of electronic?? Yeah he likes that smell too#But for a more 'canonical' answer: Ren genuinely doesn't have a favoured scent (outside of whatever Angel's favourite scent is)#He doesn't really care to find out or put in the time#But honestly?? He looooves putting his head in the crook of your neck and just.... inhaling djgdsja (I write about this all da time lmao)#So his favourite scent would honestly be Angel sghjsdgjhs#š ā about ren.#š ā 14 days with queue.
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maxiel horse ranch summer holidays where max is sent to the ranch because he canāt focus in school or something and hot ranch hand daniel tells him that heāll never tame rb19ā¦ it just canāt be doneā¦ but max and rb19 have a BOND and max goes into rb19ās paddock with daniel running after him but gently touches rb19ās nose and there are sparks and then they win the county fair. daniel kisses max and puts the wreathe over his head. mostly joking but also somehow not?
disclaimer: i never was a horse girl, I don't know much about horse behavior, so I'm just winging this
inspired by this post
Max slides into the stables, looking over his shoulder to make sure Daniel hasn't spotted him. He knows, technically, that he is allowed in here, but he also knows that the one horse he wants to see is the one Daniel told him to stay away from.
Rb19 looks up when Max approaches, stomping a little, tail swishing from side to side nervously. His coat is beautiful, black and shiny, only a white spot around his nostrils.
"Rb19 is such a stupid name," Max says, walking even closer. If he raised his hand right now he could touch him. "They are all so stupid, especially Daniel," he adds after a second.
The horse is looking intently at him, ears slightly pulled back, but he snorts at Max's words.
"Yeah, I know you of course would agree." He takes another miniscule step forward. If Rb19 was to lash out now and try to bite him, he would probably manage to get Max's face.
The horse doesn't look keen to kill Max though, not yet. He's still visibly nervous, but not aggressive.
"They don't know anything," Max says, thinking about Daniel telling him he wasn't ready to take care of the horses alone yet, as if Max was incompetent, or a child. He knows what he can do, he knows he is probably even better than Daniel himself.
Slowly, he raises a hand, holding it in front of Rb19's nose, not pulling it back when he snorts again.
Distantly, he can hear Daniel calling his name. All his attention is focused on the horse though, on the way he can see his nostrils flaring, his ears shifting, his tail cutting through the air, now with a little less power than before.
"You are not what they say, I know it," Max whispers, inching his hand forward. Rb19 doesn't move away. His fingers land on the side of his head, then slowly soothe down his neck.
"Max!" Rb19 flinches at the sound of Daniel's voice at the entrance of the stables, but Max doesn't move, pushing his hand back into his mane and patting him firmly. "What the fuck do you think you're..."
Daniel doesn't finish his sentence. Max can feel his eyes on him, and he almost feels like smiling, happiness and smugness mixing in a bubbly cocktail in his stomach.
"You are such a beautiful boy," he says instead, not ever looking away from the horse, "so well behaved."
"Max..." Daniel is whispering now too, but he doesn't step closer. Max knows, because Daniel told him, that he had never even managed to touch Rb19 without having to restrain him. And yet Max is here, petting him.
"They gave you such a stupid name," he repeats, slightly louder, bringing up his other hand too to scratch along his jaw, up to his ear. "Why 19? Nobody has ever been like you."
The horse seems to agree, lowering his head a little, moving closer to Max. His heart is beating so fast in his chest he's afraid even Daniel will hear it. He's never felt this kind of connection to a horse before. He knows they are destined to be together.
"Good boy," he murmurs.
He wants to unlatch the door, get closer, saddle him and ride away, show everyone how they are meant for each other, but he doesn't want to overwhelm him too soon. He contents himself with more pats. Daniel's eyes are still heavy on him.
"Good boy, Rocky, good boy," he repeats. The horse blinks at him, shaking his beautiful head for a moment before settling back. Max smiles. Yes, they'll be great together.
#anon im giving your brain a kiss#my writing#answered#if there are typos i am on my phone (behated) so forgive me#maxiel#please remember that this is fully unserious
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before i read the reckoning of roku, i was seeing people on tumblr saying āFUCK SOZINā as a direct response to reading this book, and i thought, ok, yeah, fuck sozin, but itās been fuck sozin since 2005. what could he possibly have done to warrant a āfuck sozinā in this book, told mostly from rokuās perspective, about his youthābefore he was, you know, Fire Lord Sozin. are people exaggerating. are people overreacting to just a guy being an arrogant prince. what could he possibly have done in this book.
family, i have just finished this book. and iām here to officially announce, standing on all ten toes, chest out, hair tossed, tears streaming down my face,
FUCK SOZIN
#OOOOOOAHHAAIOAHAHOOO#OUUUUUUUU#sozin when i fucking GET YOU#WHAT THE FUCK#RANDY RIBAY ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PHONE#randy ribay i just want to TALK#āribayā keeps autocorrecting to ārivalā on my keyboard rn and honestly? yeah. exactly#just like how āsozinā keeps correcting to āspaināāwhich is exactly what iām in but the s is silent ayyyyyyyyyy#i never thought i could be a bigger sozin hater than i already was. but here i am. hating#iām operating on AM from i have no mouth and i must scream levels of hate. iām operating on kendrick lamar levels of hating rn#what the reckoning of roku has done to me PERSONALLY can only be resolved in a court of law atp.#good book tho. iām a fan#atla#roku#chronicles of the avatar#the reckoning of roku#atla gyatso#atla roku#avatar#avatar the last airbender#randy ribay#atlok#sozin#atla sozin#gyalaya
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I just want you to know that image of vasco in cowboy gear damcing in the snow has been my phone background for so long. It makes me feel so much joy everytime I see it. I would die for youe boys, don't test me.
Ah, thank you!
In my mind Vasco often appears in cowboy gear, I just never end up drawing him that way :v
#answered#anonymous#cowboy Vasco in my head and in my heart#also it's such a big compliment to hear you've had him as your phone background for a while#;o;
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Laughingstock Lives in My Head Rent Free because Of You (/pos)
YIPPEE YAHOO <3<3
#who is he arguing with? a neighbor? a relative? a wrong number? inquiring minds want to know!#is it obvious that i dont know how to draw rotary phones. be honest#kidding kidding Anyway Back On Topic#it always makes me feel soooo so so Delighted yet Mischievous whenever i get a#'you're the reason i like laughingstock' ask or whatever#ITS SOOOO EMPOWERING LIKE HELL YEAH. SUFFER WITH ME. ARENT THEY PERFECT TOGETHER#the funny fluffy husbands??? yes??? Yes!!!!!#rent free! I Pay Them!!!#stg ill be so normal and then they pop into my head and my intelligence/personality regresses to that of a golden retriever#scribble garnish#rambles from the bog#laughingstock#barnaby x howdy#howdy x barnaby#also was this a fun excuse to draw howdy in casual clothes? yea#in my mind he's over at barnabys and was like 'oh dw ill answer your phone for you <3'#cut to ten minutes later he's still on it. hes arguing. barnaby has no idea who's on the other end. howdy will not take a breath to tell hi#your honor They Are So <3#BUT YES HAHA WELCOME TO THE BRAINROT!!!! ššš
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Do you think Tricky would own one of those over decorated flip phones if he ever had the chance
Because I do
š: Also some separate versions/alts under the cut :]
#madness combat#madcom#madness combat tricky#madcom tricky#tricky the clown#tricky#digital art#heād probably be real annoying with it too#you answer a phone call from the mf and suddenly your eardrums are busting with how loud he is#I think he would show it off too whenever he gets the chanceā¦#heās silly like that idk#the stinker#signās art
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