#anon headcanon

[golden28s]

headcanon where Mickey gets extra loopy and heart-fucking-eyes for the “Hercules lookin mf” at his bedside after waking up from surgical anesthesia. oh and Hercules keeps claiming that “they are married” and Mickey’s all yea sure like I’d be married to a glorious Greek god 🙄

may i write a very tiny little ficlet about this?

ficlet: hercules' husband

Mickey giggled when his vision finally focused and found a tall, redhead man standing right next to his bed. His expression was soft, a little fond smile in his lips and happy brightness in his eyes.

"Why are you giggling?" Ian asks, amused. Mickey giggles a little bit more, shamelessly looks at him up and down and bites his lip.

"You're hot" says, his words not being entirely clear and sounding like they're being dragged out of his lips.

Ian shakes his head and laughs softly "Thank you, you're hot too"

"We should go somewhere" says after a brief silence, Ian looks at him surprised and just a little bit concerned.

"You can't exactly move right now, Mick" replies "you just woken up from a surgery, you need to rest"

But Mickey frowns, Ian sighs and gets ready for the resistance of his stubborn husband.

"How do you know my name?" his frown never leaving, his words being dragged with something that sounds like a surprised almost scared tone.

"We're literally married"

Mickey laughs out loud

"No, we're not" manages to say while still laughing

"Yes, we are" lifts his left hand to show him the shiny ring in his finger.

Mickey looks at him with his lips parted and his eyes wide, Ian tries to not laugh.

"You look like Hercules, you're a like Greek god or something!" exclaims "we're not married, I'd remember that"

Ian smiles, gets closer and leans into the bed pressing a kiss on Mickey's forehead "Yeah, okay go back to sleep, Hercules' husband"

"We're not married, Hercules" mumbles, his eyelids feeling heavy again

"Sure, Meg"

[hcheadcanons]

Xisuma's helmet's screen? Eye parts? Can display stuff like in game chat and commands. It gas displays and stuff and is a piece of tech.

That is to say he sometimes accidentally gets those really dumb viruses or programs that has pop up ads or to solely annoy the user.

And in universe cyborgs and robot skins could work the same way. That is to say annoying virus makers can make it so they play annoying sounds.

So imagine xisuma flying overhead and all a hermit hears is the nyan cat song in the distance as he passes by.

The hermits are too busy laughing to take it seriously. They tried to convince him to keep it longer as long as it’s harmless. He always says no. It gets annoying after hour 2

[klance-headcanons-official]

Keith looks like he’d bite lance

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Oh yeah, 100%

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My Keith also does that -_-

He bites my arms and steals my rings -_-

sighh I signed up for this

[madmanwonder]

Headcanon Crossover

When Riku is making a speech about how pure his friend Sora is, he mentions that he would never steal from anyone. Belle, Jasmine, Ariel and Mulan raise their hands... only to immediately lower them when he says their hearts don't count.

I love this headcanon very much and put a tear down my eye for laughing too hard.

[overthinkingtaleblr]

I always thought that Casket could be easily distracted (ie. Get his attention on someone else instead of you) and now I headcannon that Toast has a laser pointer so that if Casket does appear during a mission he can just hide, whip it out and send or lead Jim somewhere else by a red dot

I could really see how that would be useful for Toast, but I can also think of someone else who’d probably need to use it.

[luimagines]

Hey Pink the one with the Lynel farm is back and I have some wholesome for you. I got this idea from the Reader's spanic mother, but this is different.

We all know by now that the Chain travels through time. So how about they met the pregnant Reader surrounded by monsters and save her. Reader is very thankful and invites them to stay over in their house with their husband. The Chain wants to decline but never deny something from a soon-to-be mother. She glares at them and they all follow like good little boys.

Reader: „How is your name, dear gentleman?“

Time: „Link“

Time doesn't know why he said his name, but Reader's smile put him at ease. Then Reader's husband came and even though he was in armour he hugged his wife from behind and kissed her cheek. You could hear Wind gagging in the background.

Reader's Husband: „So who are these gentlemen, hun?“

Reader: „These dear gentlemen saved me and our baby from being killed by monsters, no need to look so jealous, sweetheart.“

The man calmed down and apologised for his distrust but also thanked them for saving his family. So the Chain was invited by the lovely couple and as they came back after a few weeks they saw the mother holding a blonde boy in her arms while tickling him to make him giggle. Sky is all over the baby as it was so cute.

Sky: „What is his name?“

Reader: „After discussing with my husband we decided on "Link". He seemed to like it, isn't it Link?“

The baby giggled while his mother spoke to him like he was the most precious thing in the world and after finally getting this little gremlin to sleep, Reader cooks something for the Chain.

Time: „You didn't have to name him after me. This name comes with a lot of responsibility.“

Reader: „My husband and I wanted to name our baby Link, if it's a boy as we learned that I was pregnant. My husband's great-grandfather's name was "Link" and he was a wonderful man. So I wanted my son to be the same. And I see it before me.“

Said Reader as she put the food in front of Time and looked at him with loving eyes, while him and the Chain was confused.

Legend: „What the hell is that supposed to mean?!“

Reader smacked Legend and glared at him.

Reader: „Hey, no cussing under this roof if you want to keep your tongue!“

They smiled and Warriors giggled at that but Time looked straight at Reader.

Time: „Please elaborate your statement.“

Reader: „A mother always knows who her child is. You look just like your father even with the same mischief in your eyes! But I'm proud that I know that my son grows into a fine man.“

Time is stunned as are the Chain. They see someone who should be dead, Time's mother. He just stands up and walks towards Reader.

Reader: „Still I don't know, where you got that height from. I reach the top shelves for your father! I hope you have a good life? I may not know why the goddess brought you and my future grandkids here, but I'm thankful. I may have died.“

With that the Chain decided to stay longer and learned that Reader can play multiple instruments and do it to get Baby!Time to sleep, even the Song of Storms. Finally Time knows where that song comes from. His mother played it multiple times a day just so he heard some music. But we all know grandmothers, the boys will be checked for injuries and get enough food for three weeks and they have to eat that for dinner. Wild is happy about that! He even cooks with Reader and gets a few family recipes, which Time took with him for Malon. He wants to keep them near his heart and family, but he now knows, he was for his parents the most important thing in the world and his parents gave their life just so he reached the Deku Tree save. He just wished he could change that, so he never loses them.

Oh poor Time!!!

Just in time to meet his parents and get to know them before they die. :(

That would mean that the current Hyrule is super turbulent. What with civil war on the brink and all that.

At least he got to know how much they loved them, even if they couldn't save him from what he went through.

[dissvicious]

I like to think that Rory and Blaze are absolutely identical except for ONE thing : Blaze is colorblind and Rory is not.

And this explain A LOT about Blaze's conception of look (and maybe Buggy's too ?), but they only find about it when Blaze was like 12/13 y.o

And more funny ? It's Rory who discovered that Blaze is not just disgusting about both look and food, but in fact colorblind

Ohhh now that's an interesting headcanon. I personally think that Buggy and Blaze are just attracted by flashy things like magpies. Plus Blaze just... Don't give a shit about what other people think of him. He may be the least self conscious of the triplets. But I like this idea ! Uno games in the redbomb family must be fun.

Also personally I genuinely like Blaze's outfits but hey I'm a punk so that's logical.

Your comment on his fashion tastes made me think about this :

A friend of mine, really invested in redbomb family lore, had this headcanon that while being aroace Blaze is WAY MORE popular than his siblings, in every island the big top anchor in there is always some teen falling for him and I totally agree with that. This drives Rory and Skye crazy because

1) He's totally oblivious to it.

2) he's an idiot

3) he as this very particular fashion sense while Rory is always perfecting his outfits to the button, and Skye sew her own clothes and is an amazing makeup artist.

They see Blaze in a green orange and purple jumpsuit, who probably didn't shower for the last nine days, with his dumb smile on receiving a love letter from this cute little sailor they met some days ago and they're like "HOW. WHY. WHAT'S HIS MAGIC TRICK." (and they don't understand that it's all because he's just adorable, nice and ongoing while them... Well one of them had the worst personality ever and the other become shy and useless the moment she has the beginning of a crush)

[m4gp13]

Hadcanon, — Ethan has the eyes of his mother Nemesis, - bright gold with a vertical pupil.

He started wearing dark brown contact lenses from the age of 12 because he was very confused and strained by people's attention to himself.

"Oh, you have such eyes" or "can I take a closer look?" he heard it 1000 times, and some even tried to touch his eyelids, to check it is not lenses.

And Ethan, — very modest introvert who didn't like all this at the root.

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[randoimago]

HC for Haru: She adores gift giving, but there's a big difference between what she gives and what she loves to get. "I made you this for you, Haru. It's a sheep necklace for the softest girl in the world." "Oh s/o! It's perfect! I'll wear it everyday from now on. And I got you this." "A hula girl keychain?" "No silly, that's the key to your new Hawaii penthouse." "My Hawaii what now?" "I saw it and thought of you. It's even below my gift budget, so now we can really go all out on the next trip."

Haru is absolutely the type of friend/partner to just buy the most extravagant things without realizing "Oh maybe I went a tad overboard"

[canondanganronpaheadcanons]

Mahiru was a My Little Pony child.

You say that as if she isn’t still. When Mahiru joins a fandom, she is too stubborn to ever leave.

(I’m not projecting I swear)

[sound-under-the-sea]

ive always loved the idea that hexside had its own choir and lilith used to be in it (she just seems like she’d be a really good singer)

Hello, Anon! I’m sorry for answering this a day late.

I find your headcanon to be interesting. Personally, I didn’t know how to answer at first. I never considered her much of singer unless it’s lightly humming while working on her banister diorama or organizing books. I consider her a confident singer because I don’t know if she was interested in exploring that part of her self until after leaving the EC.

Your headcanon is amazing and thank you for sharing it with me. I hope you have a nice day/evening. I’m sorry for the late answer.

[golden28s]

ian is so the type to never waste an opportunity to be annoying about their hight difference like Mickey's shoulder is basically his arm rest

this is so so so canon idc im convinced ian ENJOYS that height difference, maybe he makes a joke about it sometimes but he normally just quietly thinks it's cute

oh, and mickey adores it too like really really adores it. the fact that he can literally hide when ian hugs him makes him feel safe

[hcheadcanons]

mumbo is a robot, part of the code! this is great, except when he lags out, or when he gets stuck repeating the same action, or when he runs out of power halfway through a project, or when he starts reacting to sculk censors, or-

It’s perfect for pranks, Grian takes advantage of it in such a safe way. Not a orderly or funny manner for Mumbo, but vaguely safe.

[machveil]

Y/N: Simon what is that

Roommate!Simon, with a bite mark tattoo on his bicep: Thought it'd look cute :]

OUGH OUGH OH��� RAAAHAHHA I’M BITING YOU BECAUSE YOU TRIGGERED MY BRAIN INTO OVERDRIV— [combusts]

Roommate!Simon Riley that has a couple days left before he can return to your shared apartment, return to you. the bite marks he came to base with have all healed and faded, his skin clear again - well, as clear as his skin can be. he wouldn’t admit it to anyone, but he does mourn the loss of those imprints

Roommate!Simon Riley that feels utterly silly, they’re not— it’s not like they’re supposed to be permanent. but he adores them, knowing you had physically changed him for a brief period of time. he’s not usually one to get sentimental, not as though he has much to be sentimental over. you, however, reach that part if him, makes him… god, he hates the word, but he yearns to have a part of you with him

Roommate!Simon Riley that snaps upright in his bed the morning he’s leaving, eyes bleary but heart thumping. he feels like a moron for not thinking of it sooner - a tattoo. your teeth, your bite, permanently decorating his body. it’s not as good as the real thing, but it’s pretty damn close. as soon as he comes in through the door he’s waiting for you to nip, bite, mark him

Roommate!Simon Riley that steps out of the apartment, says he’s off to get something and’ll be back soon. you figure he’s off for groceries, maybe he needs to fill his tank up at a gas station. instead, Simon’s off to the local tattoo shop - his favorite, the one that’s made his arm a piece of art. a fresh bite from this morning prominently sitting just beneath his shoulder, he marches into the shop. when he comes home? to say you’re floored would be an understatement - still slick with tattoo jelly, Simon bites back a smile when you stare at the new addition to his tattoo sleeve

[madmanwonder]

Headcanon Crossover

Winter might get annoyed by Billy's antics, but she does truly like being with him. That is why she smiles at him when she doesn't think anyone will notice, she will deny it if someone catches her.

[overthinkingtaleblr]

After a full moon, would Toast be exhausted from doing his werewolf stuff?

Personally I like to follow the werewolf rule of thought that goes "the transformation consumes a lot of energy and leaves the lycanthrope very hungry after both transformations", so I could also see him being exhausted on top of it, especially if he had an eventful night.

The main reason I like this is because I like imagining places that are open 24-7 dealing with like half a dozen human-form werewolves running in at 4-5 in the morning here to just tear up 90 waffles.

So having Toast come in, completely disheveled, and order like a metric Ton of shitty coffee (and 90 waffles)... the local ihop has seen a side to toast no other has.