#anon box 🎁

[kyaramaru]

i think i have a bad habit of sending asks ^^ i love kenmochi toya and i think you should moot me for more insaneness

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xoxo

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This so fucking brave so just for that yea I will follow you

[kylieswift31]

Box of lies

"A present is on it’s way, keep your eyes peeled closely."

Just like Taylor is affectionately known as Tayliar, she has shown us time and again that she is the unreliable narrator. To give us a chance to see the love story hidden between the lines she has left a trail of breadcrumbs in obscure places like this series of skits, but you might just find that the use of mascots, symbolism and references to Taylor’s music foreshadowed more than just her muse…

The items in the box of lies game featured on the tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon are full of hidden references to Taylor's love story. Just like a game of ping pong, this skit is set up so each opponent go back and forth as they attempt to bluff each other by describing what's in their box. This typically starts with the guest picking a box from the shelf as they take turns, so these are in order unless otherwise stated.

Tina Fey part 1 and 2

Black dress

Part 1

Box 5 -colander full of ping pong balls

Box 3 -long handled fork, telescopic handle

(You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours)

Lied -red Swiss army bartender tools

Part 2

Box 7 -taxidermy squirrel

Lied -Patrick Stewart doll, 6 inches

Box 9 -facial wax strips

Box 1 -hotdog in a ziplock bag

Julia Bowen

Dark gold dress

Box 4 -wavy bowl with a taxidermy tarantula

Box 3 -black card with a tiny rubber chicken 

Lied -feather glued to paper

Box 8 -toupee in its package

Lied -replica stripper on a stage 

Melissa McCarthy

Black dress, bird necklace

Box 4 -joint in a ziplock bag

Lied -dispenser for Dixie cups

Box 6 -ransom style note written with magazine letters 

“mElisSa mcCartTy is aWesomE!”

Lied -Fort Lauderdale magnet

Box 7 -Jane Fonda workout VHS in a large focaccia sandwich

Jenifer Lawrence

Dark blue dress

Box 9 -Rubik's cube inside jelly

Box 3 -Full house Jesse barbie doll box and doll, Hershey kisses

Lied -back street boys action figure

Box 4 -egg roll burrito in a birds nest

Lied -mini horse, flinstone vitamins

Kate Hudson part 1 and 2

Black dress, white details

Part 1

Box 7 -bowl of pennies and a spoon

Box 6 -orange burger and fries, American flag pick

Lied- tiny slot machine, three Harry Styles heads as jackpot

Part 2

Box 4 -plate of yellow jello, turtle 

“What’s like a turtle, but not a turtle?”

(part 1 = hare and part 2 = tortoise)

Kerry Washington

Blue and white half dress

Box 4 -pumpkin full of spaghetti

Box 3 -necklace with troll dolls

Lied -iPhone 6+, figurine, Justin Bieber tattoo

Emma Stone

Black and white shirt and skirt 

Box 4 -tray with a ‘frozen poster’ frozen in an ice block

Lied -3-4 instruction cards from a deck of cards that you throw out before you play the game, stacked in the shape of a salamander 🦎 

Box 5 -faux plastic hand with watch

Lied -plate with a tiny squirrel surfing on lettuce

Channing Tatum

“First male guest ever to play this game”

Box 3 -jello on a blue plate with a Chewbacca action figure inside

Lied -bowl of chilli frozen in gelatine 

Box 2 -hot water bottle wrapped in sports bandage

Lied -sugar cube, teabag thread, sticker that says “lick me or legalise it”

Box 4 -baby ET swaddled in pink crown patterned sleeping bag 

Nicole Kidman

Black striped dress 

Box 4 -fed ex book with a piece of pizza stuck on front

Lied -old cheese sandwich with bite taken out

Box 2 -hammer covered in postage stamps 

Lied -3 pound statue

Box 8 -box of matches and red matchbox car

Lied -condom

Scarlett Johansson

White dress

Box 4 -Scarlett and Gumby on a park bench

Lied -hotdog bun shaped like the hulk

Box 5 -mannequin head, goggles filled with balls

Box 3 -“people love this number!” 

Starbucks iced coffee filled with baked beans

Heidi Klum

Black dress

Box 3 -fireball whiskey minis in a pink claw bath

Lied -butterfly shadow box with chewed gum (lego house reference?)

“That’s cinnamon whiskey” (both take a shot)

“You’re my best friend!” -Jimmy 

Box 8 -slinky full of Monopoly money, $1 on front

Lied -jello mould, Justin Bieber doll head 

Box 7 -grass, rubber red lips 

Lied -burrito, started over and told the truth

Julianne Moore

White dress suit

Box 1 -(meek voice) Oscar the grouch, MAGA hat

Box 9 -naked Ken doll wearing roller skates

Lied -book, Jimmy, macaroni, abc

“You should give me the Oscar”

Box 5 -“it’s like a zeitgeist thing” (talking about box 5)

Friends forever photo frame of Julianne and Jimmy

Lied -silver paddle brush, knitted sock cozy

Adele

Black dress, red details

Box 2 -t-rex in cowboy outfit

Lied -t-Rex dressed as a fairy

Box 5 -Simon button game, 💚❤️💙💛 wheel, four noses attached to each one, 💙 is 🤥 (Tayliar)

Lied -GI Joe dressed as Santa, candy cane Chinese throwing star

Box 9 -giraffe, 3 doughnuts as a necklace

Vince Vaughn

Box 9 -Hulk in a bowl of crayons 

Box 8 -jelly bean taco

“You like Jim Carrey?”

Lied -ruler made out of a celery stick

Russell Crowe

Box 7 -toy xylophone, Australian dogs (pairs)

Box 3 -junk drawer

“Empty roll of scotch tape”

Box 5 -starfish, plastic hands on tips

(Jimmy highlights his pinky ring) 

Lena Dunham

Black dress, diamond shaped earrings

Box 4 -Leo DiCaprio leaflets that say 'Frances McDormand'

Lied -Banana, sideshow bob hair, raisin nose

Box 9 -chariot helmet full of rubber duckies

Lied -Barbie hot tub, 3 Brady bunch kids

Box 1 -red Grimm’s fairytales book with tree trunks on the cover

Pull tab to reveal a Tennessee whiskey bottle

Matt Damon

Box 4 -Gnome bonsai

Lied -slinky, phallic symbol, pinnochio 

Box 3 -glass piggy bank full of shrimp

Lied -hot tub, Luke Skywalker

“Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump and Justin Bieber in a bathtub”

Emily Blunt

Black dress

Box 4 -record player with pizza as the record

Box 3 -a number 3 box within another number 3 box etc

Pretended it was heavy "why would they put that on the top shelf?"

(Russian doll style box of lies boxes)

Box 5 -“you’re acting like you’ve seen this before”

Monster in a clown costume

Lied -my little pony with a syringe stuck in it

Megyn Kelly

Maroon dress

Box 4 -iPhones body, deer head and dinosaur tail

Box 6 -furby with a beer hat

Box 8 -deck of cards with flubber tube through the middle.

Jack of spades as the back card ♠️

Alec Baldwin

Purple shirt

Box 9 -baby gummy bear, dummy, blanket

Box 4 -plastic glove full of olives and wearing a wedding ring

Lied -shavings of pickle, tiny door mat “ermehgerd welcome”

Box 1 -Chewbacca mask, blonde wig

Lied -burrito filled with bananas, Trump joke

Gal Gadot

Gold dress

Box 5 -lucky Chinese cat, cats rule giant hand

Lied -plastic elephant trunk

Box 2 -pineapple, giant ears, purple top

Lied -cabbage patch doll head, cheerio afro 

Box 7 -plastic foot, ski slope

Ends with guy doing Wonder Woman dance

Halle Berry

Maroon red dress, Jimmy wearing a pink spotted tie

Box 3 -blank CD tower cake, 1 piece sliced, 5 candles

Lied -elephant, snake wrapped around it

Box 5 -red faced moustache, pencil sharpener machine, pretzel matchsticks to feed it

Box 4 -(put box 3 back in box 4 space on purpose)

“I know a magic trick when I see one. Something just happened”

24 hour dry cleaning shop, characters lined up

“This has got a lot of characters involved”

Margot Robbie

Maroon dress, gold necklaces

Box 4 -“saucy” red lobster

Lied -Jimmy’s head, Jessica rabbit’s body, bobble head “giant”

Box 6 -large hotdog, feet bun, rice, mustard

Lied -ice cream, baseball hat, Trump hair

Box 2 -Egg and nest, face picture of Nicholas Cage

Lied -salad dish, paperweight, bandaids, toy car

Cardi B

Bronze dress

Box 4 -picket fence, grass circle, rolling fluffy balls

Said “Not a peen*” and Jimmy walks away (cat balls)

Box 3 -cowboy pug, Freddy Kruger claw and outfit

(She was pregnant and standoffish)

Chris Pratt

Plaid shirt and suit

“Pick the first box, box, box”

Box 4 -five garden gnomes (dwarfs) in a yoga class

Box 6 -jurassic park, Jello, Geoff Goldblum

Box 5 -spinning ballerina dinosaur

Lied -bedazzled raccoon/fox skull with sharp teeth

John Cena

Blue suit, orange tie

Box 4 -open and twist cosmetic lipstick

“It’s something bejewelled”

Jimmy opened it to reveal a tiny hand

“You shanghaied me!”

Box 3 -praying mantis, bees skipping double Dutch

"Two doubles" "Welcome to my world"

Box 1 -orange head, tap🚰 and blue bandana

Lied -red and black 1970’s Chevy car, the Fonz

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Black dress, string tied sides, red ring

Box 4 -Stormtrooper, rocking chair, knitting, lamp, cat

Lied -“are you familiar with a closet?”

A horse, huge collection of sandals and heels

Box 3 -table tennis paddle (red side) plugged into a power socket that’s been ripped from the wall

Lied -two contestants from the masked singer, in a tiny hot tub of jello

Box 2 -paint brush, hair with braided ends

"Am I familiar with a closet? Yes." -Jimmy

Chance the Rapper

Blue shirt, khaki pants, red stripe, b+w hat

Box 5 -box of lies set, box for head, head for box

“That is so meta, dude!” 

Box 2 -furby, ipod, ostrich egg nest, headphones

Lied -taco shell filled with papa Smurfs 

Box 4 -pretended it was empty “antelope grazing” -Jimmy

Pickles strung up like a link of sausages

Emilia Clarke

Black suit, red ring 

Box 4 - Coffin, Dracula corn dog, open coffin

Lied -small frog wearing a monocle (mr peanut)

"What should I pick? (Uno!) Uno?"

Box 3 -McDonald’s fries, open burger, hockey puck and sticks

Lied -Donald Trump, lady and the tramp scene

Box 2 -salad bowl full of money, one dollar notes

Blake Lively

Black dress, rings, diamond earrings

“I feel like I’m on the price is right!”

Box 4 -Time turner sand timer, rainbow cereal, milk

Box 3 -the Rock on a rock (alfalfa reference from Blake?)

Lied -brass matte mask, dead pool head on top

Swapped items “I just activated the cereal” -Jimmy

Box 5 -Devin Sawa J14 “pedestal” chilli bird pecker in a park

Kate Beckingsale

White dress, hugged

Box 5 -corndog bouquet, faux pink carnations

“I’ve never touched a corn dog before”

Box 6 -Nintendo console, grilled cheese hunt game

Box 2 -(Jimmy again) mini skateboard, Easter bunny peeps, each holding signs that spell “sup?” (purple, pink, yellow, blue bunnies)

Lied -little dolls, olympic medals, frosted mini wheats, podium

"We have to try American cereals!" -Jimmy

Ana de Armas

Ana de Armas 2 years 🖤

Red wet leather dress "doing this with heels is not good"

Box 5 -pumpkin jacuzzi, three people inside, mix of Star Wars and horror movie characters (Halloween, Jarjar Binks, Friday 13th), holding red nail polish bottle and blue nail polish bottles

Box 3 -Cream lunch box, marriage story poster and rotating scene inside like a ballerina music box

Box 1 -basketball court game, devils vs nuns, orange ball

Lied -turtle, hamburger shell, lives inside the burger

"the turtle lives in the burger"

Taylor Swift

White dress

Box 1 -binoculars, corn, 'I see corn' lanyard (picture to burn)

Lied -Selena Gomez 'wizards of Waverly place' DVD

Box 5 -Chewbacca walking a black beetle in a park, girl on picnic blanket holding a rubber chicken, lady walking a pug on the grass

Lied -family of pinecones playing trouble

"We're the worst poker players. We shouldn't even be allowed outside!"

Box 3 -grey book, biography written by Grimace, picture of his character on the front, 'my life under the golden arches', pull tab with burger and fries inside

Hugh Jackman

And Jimmy Kimmel as the host

Box 3 -barber shop with wolverine character, checkerboard floor

Box 6 -shrimp cocktail birthday cake (Hugh and Ryan reference)

Millie Bobby Brown

Purple outfit, feathery neckline

Box 4 -ET painting, stranger things monster painting with her rainbow makeup palette (IET phone home)

Emphasised ET and Elliot character. “Why mess with the best”

Box 2 -spaghetti and baseballs

Lied -said that it was Elon Musk’s head

Box 5 -baby Yoda, pink outfit, writing on shirt, writing says 'this is the namast-way'

Lied -croc shoe, pasta, watermelon sour patch kid

Box 3 -“lets do it!” baseball hat, pink peptobismal, hot sauce (sriracha)

“I learned from the best!” -Jimmy

Jenna Ortega

Jenna Ortega 1 year ago 🖤

Black dress

Jenna also hosting SNL with 1975. Jimmy said ‘too late’ repeatedly

Box 3 -park scene, cousin it, corgi, trash can, Chewbacca vanity fair magazine

Jimmy dressed as a cowboy in the audience screaming “two!”

Box 5 -Mona Lisa painting, dressed as Woody, cowboy hat, sports flag (similar to Taylor's vintage cat head portraits)

Lied - said that it was colonel sanders from KFC

Box 1 -cowboy hat, racer wheels, Elvis bobble head, marshmallow

Lied -said that it was Peter Pan in a suit and a Leonard Cohen hat

Julia Roberts

Box 5 -Alf on the shelf, peppermint candy

-Peppermint candy picture frame, "Christmas gift to take home?"

(Pretends to smoke and flicks the ash -Matty reference?)

Box 2 -hair dye for the greying grinch, grey and green before and after samples on display "very niche audience"

Lied -bathtub with five barbie dolls, George Santos head

Box 1 -tinned baloney spaghetti, split the points: “first time ever”

Baloney: a lie without caring if it’s true or false

Seth McFarlane

Box 4 -anti hero funeral scene for the cool aid man, 2 apple juice boxes, cool aid man portrait, purple flowers

Lie -Bradley Cooper's nose on a bed of lettuce

Box 2 -heavy, CEO beat magazine, C3PO on cover with tech CEOs

Lied -clothes pin doll, brother and sister, Osmonds scissoring?

"Would broadcast standards on NBC allow that?" -Seth

Box 3 -painting of skunks drinking beer, yellow dunk tank

Demi Moore

Demi Moore 2 weeks 🤍

Pink dress, Questlove wearing pink too

Box 1 -broccoli tree house, angry tomato, ‘no tomatoez allowed’ sign

“Liar, liar, pants on fire” (rotten tomatoes reference?)

Box 5 -class of 1700 yearbook, message to Beethoven from Mozart, Dude!

Lied -yogurt leaflet, small Yoda

Box 3 -Flip phone on the beach, iPhone lounge chair, margarita, cocktail and umbrella, shoes, Mickey Mouse hands

I didn't have enough room to add anymore photos, but feel free to check out the videos for yourself.

"You don't know what you don't know" ✌🏼👩🏼👩🏼‍🦰

A tortured poet,

Kylie x

[kairismess]

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ holiday headcanons event !!

day 4.1: being sakusa's secret santa 🎁

🍰 genre: fluff !! ✒️ word count: 970 💭 summary: being sakusa's secret santa 🎁 📣 thanks for requesting anon ! if you'd like to request any other prompt for any other character, please refer to my holiday headcanons event and send me an ask!

you had a dumb smile on your face that spoke of anxiety and hesitation, you had no idea if he'd like the gift you got for him. you weren't even that close to the man, he always did seem untouchable from where he stood, and not being that into others in the first place... it seemed highly unlikely you two were ever going to have a conversation outside of the court or arenas, let alone anything that didn't involve volleyball.

you were just the team's manager, one of the people responsible for handling the members; but even though you knew everything about the others, kiyoomi sakusa was the only enigma out of all of them. you tried to get close to him over the years you two have worked together, but he always seemed to be aloof and distant, not really someone you'd see yourself becoming friends with.

you knew a few basic things about him, like how he loved to keep himself clean, never went to after parties, spoke only when spoken to, was extremely forward and direct to the point. there were multiple instances where you felt tiny under his gaze, and it wasn't just because he literally towered over you in terms of stature, but because his gaze... it was cold and sharp when it was clear he didn't like nor was comfortable with a certain thing. you've seen him gaze at hinata, atsumu, and bokuto like that most of the time, and you were scared he'd look at you just like that after opening the gift you got for him.

in your defense, you spent the whole two weeks you had before the get together thinking about what to gift him, you put so much thought into this; even going out of your way as to casually ask him ever so often in between practice matches and lunch breaks what he'd like his secret santa to give him, or if he had to wish for one thing, what it would be.

but of course... sakusa always answered you vaguely.

"i'd... like something that isn't dirty,"

"something that isn't so expensive, i don't like show offs,"

"...i suppose something that'd keep me warm,"

"...why are you asking?"

oh, he was good.

you took in a deep breath as everyone gathered together and the gift exchange was going to start any minute now. knowing sakusa, there was a 50-50 chance he'd either not really care about what he got and awkwardly thank you, or stare you down intensely for your choice of gift. you hoped against all hope the former would be his reaction, but as the gift exchange began, you just decided to deal with his react later, you spent your time and effort on this, even if he doesn't appreciate it, you know you always would.

"sakusa!" you exclaimed his name, beaming as you tried to push all thoughts of him judging you for your gift to the back of your mind, trying to enjoy the present moment for what it is, not what could be. the wavy, black haired man turns to look at you, his stoic gaze unchanging as you walk up to him, beaming. he clutched his gift for the person he was supposed to be the secret santa of in his hands, seems like he hasn't found them yet.

"um... so, you know how you've complained about the cold as of late? well... i made this for you, myself. a-and don't worry! i washed my hands every time i worked on this, and before i packaged it. yes, i disinfected the box, too, so, no need to worry about it being dirty, hmm?" you said in a fast tone, wanting to get this over with because you couldn't deal with sakusa's bluntness on you right now.

you awkwardly handed him the gift when he didn't say anything, just kept gazing at you as you spoke. he probably listened to you the whole time, seeing as how he didn't tear his gaze away from you for a moment. looking down at the gift you handed him, sakusa felt that it'd be high time to hand his secret santa his gift.

"...here," sakusa mumbled from behind his mask in a soft voice, extending his gift to you. you stared at the gift in his hand, dumbstruck. "y... you're my secret santa?" you muttered, your face feeling hotter as he paused and nodded, hoping you'd take the gift soon. you thanked him as you took the gift from him, and as if on cue, you both unwrapped the gifts you both had for each other.

sakusa's eyes widened at the sight of a cozy scarf you made for him, with a set of gloves along with it. you smiled at the sight, proud of your hard work. "well... whaddya think?" you asked him, beaming. sakusa unfurled the scarf and, not looking at you, he nodded. "...the colors are nice, and... so is the texture," he whispered. he looked at you, pulling his mask down so he could be heard properly. "thank you," he muttered, a tint of pink in his cheeks.

now, you weren't sure what sakusa gifted you yet, but the sight of kiyoomi sakusa himself thanking you for a gift you poured all your time and effort on, overthinking whether he'd appreciate it or not as the hours ticked by before the exchange... it truly warmed your heart. to hear sakusa be grateful for you was the only gift you ever really needed, and for sakusa... just anything from you would be enough; he was more than glad on the inside to get something so intimate from you, made by you. he'll definitely wear it every time he felt cold now, and if anyone asks... he'll just say it's from a special someone.

[klausysworld]

hiiiii love your work anyways love IMAGINE edging Klaus to the brink for his Christmas gift and he has a Santa hat on OMFG

I friken love you

if think makes you uncomfortable DO NOT DO IT

xoxo,anon <333

Happy 1st of December and the beginning of a very merry christmas!! 🎅 🎄 🎁

Merry Christmas Indeed

Y/n had been planning this December since the moment Klaus told her that he hated Christmas. She couldn't understand it at all, how could he hate Christmas? Of course she could understand why people of other religions didn't celebrate or people who had never had Christmas growing up but the rest of the Mikaelsons were happy to be festive and involved with the holiday and for whatever reason, Klaus wouldn't budge on the subject. Even when his six year old daughter, Hope, had begged him to wear a Santa hat every year and decorate the tree with her, he had no joy around the magical day at all. Of course he always participated for Hope but the desire and passion was never there and nobody ever asked why or pushed him on it. Except Y/n.

As soon as Rebekah had told her of her brothers broody behaviour around the topic, she couldn't help but go to Niklaus and question it.

"Why don't you enjoy it?" she asked confused, tilting her head as he rolled his eyes

"It's just another day, nothing special about it" he grumbled and she frowned.

"It's a day where everyone comes together and is happy and-"

"Surely, if they loved each other enough then they could arrange to do something around the year instead of this pathetic holiday" he huffed before unclenching his jaw and looking back to Y/n, seeing her apprehensive stance and frown. "It doesn't matter, love. I just stay out the way, I won't dampen your fun I promise." he kissed her cheek softly and sighed. "Besides, it's months away, loads of time to plan my absence." he teased and she hummed but her mind wasn't with him anymore.

She was planning, yes but not for his absence. For his enjoyment and appreciation.

Originally she thought Christmas jumpers and treats but then she remembered that Klaus hated positivity at the best of times and dressing him up probably wasn't a strong start. But she decided that a Santa hat was a must, if not for her own wishes then for Hopes's who was also helping Y/n.

Hope was going to get her Dad to help her decorate Christmas cookies and all tree of them would decorate the tree. Hope and Y/n went shopping together throughout the year to find special, meaningful presents for him and made a mess when wrapping them. They bought unlimited decorations to cover both the inside and outside of the compound and Y/n had borderline begged Marcel and his vampires to put them up in the middle of the night on December first. Well, all except the tree in the living room which was where all the presents would go on Christmas morning, the girls wanted to do that one with Klaus, Elijah, Rebekah, Freya and Kol.

But anyways, once Y/n was sure that the vampires were decorating everything else, she went to bed. She snuggled up to Klaus and kissed him goodnight. What he didn't know was that she had an alarm on her watch which would wake up for 5am.

She then snuck out of their bed and pulled out a box from under it. Inside was a Christmas tree scented candle which she lighted and placed on the shelf below their television before grabbing the Christmas/fairy lights from the box and turning them on, pulling them across the headboard so it was lit up. She then returned to her box and grabbed a thinner box inside it, she pulled the top off to reveal a two piece Christmas outfit.

It was sexy little red top with thin straps and white fluff along the top to hide a small amount of her cleavage with a matching skirt. She slipped out of Klaus's shirt and her panties and pulled on the Santa outfit. She glanced into Niklaus's full length mirror, making sure it was on properly. The skirt barely covered the tops of her thighs but she knew it would work in her favour. With a deep breath she nodded to herself and grabbed the last item from the box, a Santa hat.

She pulled the covers off of Klaus's body resulting in a small groan as the warmth was taken from him as he slept. Quietly she climbed on top of him, her knees either side of his hips. She carefully leaned down and pulled the Santa hat onto his head, squishing his curls as she gently lifted the back of his neck so she could put it on him properly.

Following the action she pressed her lips to his forehead "please, please don't be grumpy" she whispered to his unconscious state. She had thought this through and figured that if she woke him with a very personal present then he would be in a better mood for the rest of the day and hopefully more up for Christmas.

So she continued with her kisses, first across his face lightly before getting to his jaw. Her lips pushed against his skin a little harder, slowly working down his neck and her teeth occasionally grazing the flesh to make his mind stir. His breathing remained deep as she sucked little marks that quickly healed into the base of his neck and down his bare chest. His skin was hot to touch and the urge to press her face against him and stay there was high but she moved on. She let her tongue slide over his abdomen, her lips kissing his stomach all over making his body twitch and a small hum to leave his chest.

Thankfully Klaus only ever slept in his boxers anyway so she didn't have to fully undress him. Instead she just slipped the underwear off him and let it fall to the floor. She then gently began to caress his thighs, his body easily let her push them apart so she could settle between them. With a quick glance up to check he was still asleep, she leaned down and pressed her lips to his cock.

A mumble left him at the sensation and he let out a long breath as her hands brushed up his thighs to his balls. She fondled them gently to help harden his dick which was already halfway there. Her tongue danced up the side of his cock leisurely, following one of the veins. Warmth surrounded his tip when her mouth wrapped around it. She sucked it softly and let one of her hands stroke his shaft slowly. Once he was fully hard in her hold, she lifted her hand to her mouth and coated the palm in her saliva before bringing it back to his awaiting cock.

Y/n sat up on her knees and stroked him firmly, her eyes flicked up to his face, her head tilted slightly to the side as she watched his lips part to let out a soft groan. His brows pulled together and his fingers lightly gripped the sheets below them. Her pace picked up and she jerked him quickly, smiling when his chest rose and fell much more rapidly and his back threatened to arch. Her thumb rolled over his tip, rubbing at his slit to make a gravelly moan escape him.

Her movements slowed again, calming his body down and making him sigh heavily. Silently she brought his head back to her mouth and licked over the top of it. A deep moan left him making her smile widen as she sucked on the tip again. She toyed with it for a minute while her hand kept a steady pace. A little squeeze was awarded for every sound he made and she gradually stroked him faster and faster. It was amusing how easy he was to play with whilst asleep, usually he tried to seem unbothered and kept his grunts to a minimum but here he couldn't control himself.

And once her head began bobbing up and down his length, he was a mess. Y/n had always loved getting him off while he slept, she was rarely awake before him and so didn't get to often but the few times it had happened in the past were thoroughly enjoyable for both parties.

So she knew what she was doing when she took him to the back of her throat and gagged around him slightly. The way his hips bucked was enough proof to confirm this. A breathy version of her name left his lips making her look up but his eyes were still closed. A hum vibrated from her mouth through to his cock making him choke on a breath and his hands to grab the sheets tightly.

She pulled her mouth back to focus on just the tip of his dick again, swirling her tongue around it as her one hand squeezed his balls gently and the other kept up with the rest of his cock. His breathing grew more laboured and a long, low moan left him as well as his slit releasing some pre cum into mouth making her hum again and make his hips jump up to feel her hot throat suck him in.

With a gasp for air she pulled off him. Coughing as quietly as she could. A small whine left his lips when her hands left him alone and his breathing began to slow again. Y/n let her fingers brush against his hips, drawing little patterns into his skin as she waited for his tip to stop leaking. His body stirred gently but he didn't quite wake making her smile and nibble her lip apprehensively.

After another minute she took him back into her hand and went back to stroking him quickly making him jolt and grunt at the sudden intensity. She leaned back down and used her spit to keep him lubricated and easy to jerk off.

She continued this rotation of stroking, licking, suckling and squeezing until she could feel him ready to spill into her mouth, at which pointy she pulled away again and left him moaning in disappointment.

With a hum and a knowing smile, she crawled up his body and covered herself over his cock. "Nik" she whispered, brushing her lips over his ear. A small sound emitted from him and she gently kissed his lips.

Klaus began to wake and his senses seemed hit him all at once. The strong scent of pine filled his nose shortly followed by the familiar aroma of his lover like every other morning except this time he could smell her arousal much more. The though made him groan softly and begin to open his eyes. As soon as he did, his cock was gripped tightly with heat and his mouth fell open. "Ohhh" he moaned, his eyes fluttering but he forced them open. He looked up forward and saw his girl on top of him, dressed in same red and white that usually made him huff in annoyance but all he could do was moan in appreciation at the sight. The little skirt wouldn’t let him see underneath it but he knew that he was stuffed inside her pretty cunt. He was also becoming increasingly aware of the hyper sensitivity of his cock. With a heavy breath, he pushed himself up onto his elbows to see the little wet marks all down his body in the shape of her mouth. "Oh fuck" he gasped when she moved along him.

His arms gave back out and his head hit the pillow and he furrowed his brows at the feel of something else on his head. His shaky hand lifted to touch it but she pulled his hands away and took them in hers making his eyes lift to find her gaze.

She bounced slowly on top of him, her ample breasts moving up and down in her not-so-supportive top. Little sounds left her lips as she caressed his hands softly.

"Christ sweetheart-" he whispered, his mind struggling to keep up with his body. His cock was ready to cum right there and then but Klaus wouldn't let himself come undone so fast, poor guy didn't realise he'd already been denied the chance to twice already. So when she began moving faster and faster again, he couldn't help the struggled moan nor the way his hands squeezed hers to a painful measure.

"Nik" she breathed and he grunted. "You feel so good" she told him quietly, knowing it would pull a sound from him and make his hips buck against his will. "Nik, I love you" she whispered, squeezing his hand back and feeling his dick twitch and his body tense. Immediately her body came to a halt and the overwhelming sensation began to die down. He let out a noise of confusion and pushed himself up into her but she pressed her knees to his sides to tell him no.

"Love" he murmured, his hand moving to her face. She hummed and stroked his hand down to his wrist.

"Merry Christmas" she whispered a nervous smile on her face making him let out a laugh and squeezed her hands

"Merry indeed" he smiled and she sighed in relief.

"Good because I promised Hope that you'd decorate the tree...and cookies" she grinned and groaned

"No- ohh" he cut himself off when she slid up and down again, returning to a deliberate pace. "That's not fair" he whispered though there was no anger or upset in his tone at all. His hands held hers tightly again as she quickened her movements and he pulled her closer

"You have to" she mumbled with a small moan, her teeth biting her tongue to keep herself from becoming a mess.

"But-"

"I won't, mm, I won't let you cum" she whispered and he let out a little laugh

"Love- you know you won't be able to go without" he grinned but when her bouncing stopped again he let out a huff.

"I will today, if you don't at least decorate the tree and try to enjoy yourself then no sex all month" she threatened and he narrowed his eyes

"You wouldn't" he dared and she raised a brow.

"I'm not the thousand year old sex addict" she teased and he rolled his eyes before beginning to roll his hips to hers.

"Nik no" she demanded and he frowned

"You're serious?" he whispered, a frown growing on his face.

"Please?" she asked, stroking his hands again "I'll look after you" she offered, grinding against him as if to make her point which she did when he let out a guttural moan.

"You will?" he mumbled, his eyes fluttering again as she squeezed his cock tightly.

"Mhm, I'll be your personal elf" she giggled and he laughed with a smile

"Christmas isn't my kind of holiday" he reminded

"No holiday is your kind of holiday" she teased "But they're for everyone, you just have to try...you might like it if you don't immediately put a negative spin on the occasion" she pouts.

"You make it sound like I'm mean" he grumbles though his words came out breathy and broken

"You are mean- like the grinch" she laughed, leaning down to kiss his cheek. “But even the grinch ended up liking Christmas” she smiled and he hummed, pulling her face to his and kissing her lips lovingly.

“I can’t guarantee anything” he told her and she nodded “but I can try” he agreed and she smiled softly

"That's all I need to hear" she whispered and he sighed quietly and slid his hands to her hips, squeezing her gently

"Great…Fuck me now darling?" he asked, a growing grin spreading across his face when she rolled her eyes and went back to bouncing above him, feeling him leaking a little bit inside her again.

"You should hear yourself when you're all sleepy" she teased as she pressed her hands to his chest and continued to ride him passionately. He groans and lifts his hips to meet her ass,

"I can't help it" he mumbled, his eyes beginning to close against his will as his body began to fuck up into her with desperation to soothe the ache of his cock. Klaus didn't like to be teased but he had made the mistake of telling her that she could do anything she wanted to him whilst he was asleep and if he were honest, he'd never been happier for it. In fact he felt as though he were on cloud-nine when she moaned on top of him, when her soft tight cunt squeezed him perfectly. But when he ready to finally fill her, he felt that pleasure ripped away from him once more. He let out a yell of frustration and groaned loudly, ignoring her giggle.

"Shh, everyone’s still asleep" She whispers, stroking his chest and neck as she pulls off his cock completely and climbed off of him. He whispered a breathy "no" as her warmth left him. Slowly he pushed himself up, looking to his poor dick which was soaked and solid. He then lifted his hand and pulled the Santa hat off, looking at it unamused before turning to where she stood. A gulp sounded as he looked up to see her in only the skirt, the top laid at her feet. His eyes focused on her perky breasts and his body burned for her,

"We have half an hour before Elijah's alarm and an hour before Hope wakes up and wants to start baking" she tells him "Now either sit back, get ready and we'll get you in the proper festive spirit or I'm going back sleep. Your choice." she offered with her hands on her hips.

Silently he pulled the Christmas hat back on and leaned back against the headboard. "Merry Christmas indeed" he muttered to himself as he watched her near him once again, this time with the intention of giving him one of the best orgasms he’ll ever have.

[miscling]

i am a toy for others to enjoy!

TASKS ARE CURRENTLY: CLOSED

I AM USING THIS TASK LIST NOW:

Pick an emoji and send it to me through my ask box, and i'll go off and do it as soon as i can (usually in the afternoons and evenings)! i love to get tasks so i can show off what a good and obedient girl i am.

If it comes with additional instructions, send those too!

i will accept tasks from anyone (including anons).

You can send more than one at once in combo, but add instructions if it might be complicated!

Don't send tasks that will take more than 30 minutes to complete or have open ended instructions!

i'll also take suggestions for things to add to the list!

(Most tasks recieved and completed in one day: 18) (Most tasks recieved on a special occasion: 48)

Masochism Tasks

🤏 play with my nipples for 5 minutes. 🗜️ Nipple clamps, 5 minutes, go. 🥶 put ice on my nipples for as long as I can hold it. 👋 go get tickled by my nestie for 5 mins (name a tool to use and/or body part to get tickled) 🖐️ slap myself or get someone to slap me 10 times! (tell me where to get slapped) 🏓 Choose an implement to hit myself with 10 times! (name an implement and location, and I'll do my best) 👣 put elastic bands around my feet and snap the band against my soles 10 times. 📦 Pick a number between 1 and 5, and i'll put that many pegs on both sides of my cunt for 10 minutes. ⚡choose a location to use TENS unit on for 10 minutes. 🫶 get your nestie to choke you and hold your breath over a 5 minute session (please do not mix with other non-aftercare tasks)

Transformation Tasks

🪆 Be a doll! for the next 30 mins cup your hands, stay on your tip toes, and arch your back. You want to be a good doll after all. 😺 Who's a pretty kitty? (for the next 30mins, keep off the furniture and only move around on all fours, and only talk in meows.) 🐮 Be a good Moo! (pump my udders for 30mins, only talk in moos) 🤖 Be a good robot and complete one thing on your to-do list! ♾️ get your breast cups and pump your breasts up a size for 15 minutes

Obedience Tasks

💧 Get a glass of water and down it! no using the toilet for the next hour. (mutuals can tell me to ask their permission publicly or privately to use the toilet instead of setting a time limit) ⛓️ Get tied up in self bondage for 15 mins. (send me ideas!) 🥊 No hands! put on my hand mitts for 15 minutes! 🤐 no talking! Gag yourself for half an hour! (tell me what kind of gag to use and if I have it I'll use it, otherwise I'll pick) 👗 Get undressed! Be naked for the next 30 mins! 💄 Do/touch-up your make-up! I can always make it a lil' sluttier 😉 ✏️ pick a spot for me to write what you want on my body (tell me where, but I won't use anything that won't wash off easy on my face) 😵‍💫 Stare at a spiral for 5 minutes (send me a spiral to use) (I won't use spirals that give me bad vibes, but I'll use any I've already reblogged)

Content Tasks

👙 put on a sexy outfit and do a photoshoot! 🖼️ take and post a selfie, tell me if you want a specific body part! (I won't post a face pic or anything nsft, mutuals I've been talking to can ask for spicier things in private) 🗣️Speak! Give me a topic to write about (kinky or otherwise) and I'll infodump about it. 🔊 Send me a post or a write something for me to record saying, and i'll post the recording. 📝 Go add 100 words to my current WIP novel.

Horny Tasks

🫴 edge for 5 minutes (Send me instructions, porn, a post to edge to, or a mantra to repeat while I do it, you can use my mantra tag for ideas. i cannot do this task on thursdays) (nothing involving anyone who looks under 18 or scat, I like affirming mantra) 😈 No touching! Don't touch myself for half an hour. 👅 tongue out for 10 minutes! 🎁 Share a control link for one of my long distance remote control vibrators. (no account needed to use, i'll use it on myself for 10mins, and stop if no one takes the link while i'm doing that. i cannot do this task on thursdays) 🕳️ Fill up a hole for 10 minutes! (Choose to plug my cunt or/and ass, i cannot do this task on thursdays) 💋 go practice deepthroating for 5 mins.

Aftercare Tasks

(Use these tasks in combination with tasks from other categories) 🚰 Go get some water and drink it! 🍇 Go get a snack and eat it! 🌊 Fill up a tub of warm water and soak my feet for a bit! 🤗 Put on a big hoodie until I feel nice and cozy! 🧸Hug time! (go hug someone i care for or a stuffie for a minute) 💖 draw a little heart on myself (tell me where if you'd like!) ❌ Go take a Break! (go stand outside for 5 mins) 😴 Take a nap! go lay down in bed for 15 mins, no screens allowed.

or...

⁉️ Give me a task not listed! (You can find the contents of my toybox here for ideas) (I reserve the right to safeword, but I'm very open and obedient, so shoot your shot)

[gyftmas2024]

🎁FAQ🎁

If you have any question about the event, don’t hesitate to contact us at gyftmas2024@gmail.com, send an ask on Tumblr (on anon or not), DM us on Tumblr or Twitter (same handle as here), or DM one of the mods on discord.

🎁 What’s a Secret Santa? A Secret Santa is a group event where each participant, called a ‘santa’, gets randomly assigned another participant, called an 'imp’, and has to make a gift for them. In our event, all participants must give 3 request ideas for their santa to make, so if the santa isn’t comfortable with a request, they can choose another one. We mods then sort out all the requests according to preferences and dislikes and match up all the santas with all the imps. Every participant is a santa and an imp at the same time, that is to say, every participant will make a gift for someone and will receive a gift from someone.

🎁 Do I have to do all 3 requests? Of course not! You can if you want to and have the time, but only 1 is required. Having 3 different ideas lets you pick the one you’re most comfortable with.

🎁 I can’t find the form anywhere on the blog or on twitter! How do I participate?? Send us an email at gyftmas2024@gmail.com when the applications are open (between November 1st to November 17th) asking to participate in the event. We will reply with a link to the form, that you will have to fill in and send before applications close. We do this to ensure participants have a working email we can send their imp’s requests to when we are done with the sorting out.

🎁 I don’t like my Imp’s requests >:( I want to change and have a different Imp! Unfortunately that will not be possible. Once you get your assignment we won’t be able to change it. If you wish to drop out of the event, please let us know as soon as possible so we can assign a back-up. We will also let your own Santa know you chose to step down, and they will be the one to decide if they wish to finish your gift or not.

🎁 I have a question about my Imp’s request/s but I can’t ask or they’ll know I’m their Santa! What do I do? We strongly encourage Tumblr users to have their ask box open with anon asks allowed at least for the duration of the event, though this is of course not mandatory. In case your Imp’s ask box isn’t open/doesn’t allow anon asks or for Twitter only users, please redirect your question/s to us mods (DM us on discord or send us an email at gyftmas2024@gmail.com). We will pass the question/s to your Imp and will let you know about their reply.

🎁 My Secret Santa made me a craft and I love it!! Can I have it shipped to me? That is a question between you and your Santa (or your Imp in case you’re the one who made the craft). Feel free to discuss shipping fees and private info like adress and full name between yourselves. We mods wish to stay out of such a private conversation.

🎁 I want to participate but I’m not 18 yet! Unfortunately, this event is 18+ only. This doesn’t mean to say that all requests must be NSFW, but we mods are all 18+ and are not comfortable managing an event with minors in it. We encourage minors who want to participate in a UT secret santa event to check out other events at @utfandomevents.

🎁 Are OCs Allowed? Yes they are, as long as they belong to you. Any AU is also fine as long as the creator has given permission to make content for that AU.

🎁 Are we allowed to ask for a gift from a different fandom? Unfortunately, this Secret Santa event aims to revolve around Toby Fox’s hit games Undertale and Deltarune only, and we do not currently allow requests for other fandoms as it would make sorting out requests too complicated. We ask that all participants consider this before writing down their requests in their application form. OCs and sonas are however allowed, especially if they are Undertale inspired! Please keep in mind that your Santa will most likely be familiar with Undertale and not necessarily other fandoms. Please refrain from requesting OCs inspired by other fandoms (Sonic OCs, My Little Pony OCs, etc...).

🎁Are systems allowed to join? Yes, but for organisation's sake, please be aware that we have a 1 system= 1 application rule systems must follow, which means that alters cannot apply individually. Feel free to mention you’re a system in your application, so your santa can decide to make several smaller gifts for you instead of a single big one. Furthermore, know that our discord server uses PluralKit.

🎁Oh I know my imp, we're very good friend! I know exactly what they like, I'm going to go crazy with the gifts!! This is wonderful, but make sure to at least include 1 of their requests! They might want something that's a little different from the content they usually enjoy, so you purposefully ignoring their requests to make something else (that they would otherwise enjoy) might miss the mark a bit... You can absolutely go ham on extras though!

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

I THE GREAT GIFT GIVING ANON HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU!

{A gift box appeared.}

- @the--gift--giving--anon / 🎁

oh?

Its not a bomb, right?

or anything else that might bring my well-being harm, correct?

either way, I appreciate it.

[thatliminal-wanderer]

Poob (Regretevator) ID Pack

Requested by Anon

Names

Addison, Alaia, Alana, Alexandra, Alisa, Aliza, Allegra, Amory, Andi, Anit, Anushtan, Aven, Axie, Ayo, Bahaj, Barb, Bayram, Beatrice, Beatrix, Bec, Billie, Camron, Chagit, Chara, Charlie, Davy, Dawson, Dayo, Dechen, Devin, Edwin, Eid, Euroa, Fane, Farah, Festus, Gayla, Gil, Glenn, Harper, Helier, Ike, Ilaria, Isaac, Jalsa, Jashan, Jashn, Jashun, Jewel, Jocelyn, Jordan, Joy, Kaily, Kalea, Kayden, Keiko, Lettie, Lowen, Lowena, Makenna, Merry, Natesha, Onni, Parker, Parvesh, Peyton, Preeda, Radomir, Rene, Riley, Robin, Simcha, Sunny, Tate, Utsav, Ziven, Zorion, Ülo

Pronouns

balloon/balloons, birthday/birthdays, blox/bloxs, box/boxes, bright/brights, cake/cakes, candle/candles, candy/candys, cele/celebrate/celebrates, cheer/cheers, con/confetti/confettis, cup/cupcake/cupcakes, energy/energys, friend/friends, fun/funs, game/games, gift/gifts, glee/glees, horn/horns, hyper/hypers, laugh/laughs, noob/noobs, party/partys, pop/pops, silly/sillys, sugar/sugars, toy/toys, vibe/vibes, yellow/yellows, 🌈/🌈s, 🌟/🌟s, 🍬/🍬s, 🍭/🍭s, 🍰/🍰s, 🎁/🎁s, 🎂/🎂s, 🎆/🎆s, 🎇/🎇s, 🎈/🎈s, 🎉/🎉s, 🎊/🎊s, 💝/💝s, 🛍️/🛍️s, 🥳/🥳s, 🧁/🧁s, 🧩/🧩s, 🧸/🧸s

Titles

A Party Lover, A Party Noob With A Heart Of Gold, The Friend of All, The Friendly Face, The Fun Loving Noob, The Gift (Giver/Receiver), The Noob With A Partying Soul, The One Who Blows A Party Horn, The One With Yellow Skin and A Party Hat, The Party Goer, The Party Lover, The Yellow Hued Party Goer, [prn] Who Hosts Parties, [prn] Who Loves To Give Gifts, [prn] Who’s Birthday Is Everyday

Genders

Anticipabdayic, Birthdaycakewish, Birthdayic, Birthdayspike, Felifortic, Fungender, Goofygoobergender, Hapifriendix, Happygender, Happygoofycircusgender, Happysunshineic, Joyeuphoriac, Kidcoric, Noobgender, Nosaebire, Partygender, Phostalgial, Pizzapartyic, Raingookiddic, Sillymaxxed, Sillyshowkidcorian, Smilegender, Toygender, Whackygender

Other mogai

Alderjoy, Assigned Silly at Birth/ASaB, Funvior, Joyvesil, Panjoyide, Poob Perspesque, Regretevatorhearthic, Regretevator Perspesque, Robloxaldernic, Rocharicvior, Silly Omninoun, Sillystelic, Sillyvesil

[oscconfessions]

surprised I haven’t seen any talk about the “box used to be a real contestant but he got deleted” theory on here

MY personal take on the theory is that after he died he just kinda. possessed his corpse and acted like he was alive and everyone else (except trophy) was convinced somehow

-🎁 anon

.

[speedywithadhd]

Hello hello!

As a reward for your improvement I the great gift giving anon decided to give you a gift!

On this happy day,

so here is a little box!

{a gift box appeared}

@the--gift--giving--anon / 🎁

Oh! Thank you!

This is so strange

[feartoxinanon]

go ahead, open your present! 🎁 anon / ☠️ 🧪 anon

"🎁 anon but the 🎁 is a box full of fear gas…………………………"

🎁 ☠️ 🧪 ☢️ Through intense research in the science of fear, Jonathan Crane developed a powerful hallucinogenic drug he dubbed "fear toxin". When inhaled, the victim hallucinates their own worst fears becoming a reality. Similarly, overcoming the fear in question has also been shown to nullify the symptoms. 🎁 ☠️ 🧪 ☢️

fear toxin personified and at your (angsty) service!

hi! i'm a totally harmless present! full of fear toxin! 🎁 ☠️ 🧪 ☢️ 🎁 ☠️ 🧪 ☢️ 🎁 ☠️ 🧪 ☢️ i'm not a monster, so i'm not going to send you fear toxin without asking first of course. IF you're okay with receiving a 'gift' from fear toxin anon, send me an ask with your rp blog's @ * I WONT ANSWER THE ASK, BUT ILL BE ABLE TO KEEP TRACK <3 * i also am NOT in charge of deciding WHAT your character (be it oc or canon char) sees when they're hit- that's on you >:)

happy angsting my friends! 🎁 ☠️ 🧪 ☢️ 🎁 ☠️ 🧪 ☢️ 🎁 ☠️ 🧪 ☢️ fear toxin anon is mostly just a tool to send people angst, and you can 100% treat it as such. IF you want some more information lore-wise, for whatever reason; fear toxin anon is something unspeakable. it was born out of nothing and it returns to nothing when not feeding- which it does through fear. it will often present itself as someone that the victim trusts- a girl scout knocking to sell cookies, a politician going door to door, a missionary trying to get you to come to church on sunday. it comes from nothing, and it returns to nothing. the personification of fear toxin represents itself as a dove, for the most part. because is fear really so chaotic if it's universal? fear is something we all experience. therefore, it believes, fear is peace, peaceful like a dove. quote used at top of post was said by Jimmy Stewart, plus formatting grabbed from sildil.com

[kyaramaru]

hi its me again ur very normal kenmochi fan moot :3

i forgot i had tumblr you know who i am though but ive decided im going to bother all my moots :3

how have you been??!??! i hope u are well

(im fine thank you and you? passion english 100 100)

finally, a poem for you

title : kenmochi touya

kenmochi touya

he is a generic anime man

he is so normal i want to run him over with my car!

i dont drive a car, you see.

ingenious wording dont you agree?

however, i will run him over with my scooter.

hes like 2x larger than the scooter but i hope he will fall over anyways.

one day i will become a shooter

not with the gun, but with the camera

so i can take pictures of stupid kenmochi touya.

kenmochi touya, my oshi.

alrigh thanks bye havea good day :3

-👾

LOLOLOL hello Mochi anon I been off tumblr a bit too so don’t worry about it! You truly are a Mochi fan cause none of them want this man to have happiness in his life jeez

I been kinda everywhere recently with college work and falling sick but I’ll manage 👍 make sure to take care yourself too

[ted-answers]

gently scratches the scruff(?) of the slime

⸺ 🎁 Anon

Stop giving him affection, he’s not worthy of it.

(ooc; thought you said “grabs” instead of “scratches” so here’s you holding Slug Ted™! Also I gave you a bow bc the little gift box has a bow, hope that’s okay!)

[daisyswift3]

Boxes within Boxes 🎁

So Abby, who is Gracie's cousin, just put Door by Caroline Polachek on her september 2024 playlist today. This song is also on Taylor's Apple Music Playlist by ME! which is very interesting. Delete Forever by Grimes is also on Taylor's playlist and it's on Gracie's pre show playlist as well. I think all of their playlists are part of this easter egg hunt and are what 🎁 anon was referring to in the April 8 message "...like the tiny boxes, one within the other, however many you discover there is always one more;" -> "You open the door to another door to another door to another door to another door and I'm running through to you." Gracie follows Abby and Audrey on Spotify, which is how I found their playlists, and some other ppl as well who I think are also in on this easter egg hunt. It's a never-ending rabbit hole of connections

[smartestmaningotham]

hello mr nigma! i love that question mark coat on you. and! i have a riddle just for you. it goes like this: "what can keep you alive, but prevent you from living?" i do hope you find the answer. while you do that, i brought you a present!

🎁 do open it when you get a moment!

🎁 anon / ☠️ 🧪 anon @feartoxinanon

The answer is fear, you incompetent bafoon. Of course I found the answer.

. . .

(he's undeniably suspicious. of course, he's intelligent enough to not open the box, but for roleplay purposes, he does so anyway).

[miscling]

old pinned

I was working on a new pinned post, but it's so long and has so many words, so maybe I'll just stick to this one...

You can give me a name yourself (or just Lin is also fine). I also respond to toy, slut, kitty, cow, and similar (but never call me a puppy or a bitch). I like to get to know people and talk (lots). I am a good girl and like being praised ^^ I use the queue so if I'm posting and you message me and I don't respond, you know why! I try to answer everyone ^^

I mostly follow trans and/or horny blogs that post horny blog things. If you're queer, trans, in the UK, have a dozen freaky kinks, toppy, and between 30-45 I'd very much like to hear from you, but I love talking to and making friends wherever they are! As a weird trans sub, I need more weird trans doms in my dms. I describe myself as non-specifically queer, with the specifics coming up as someone gets to know me ^^

This is a very horny place. I blog about edging, hypno kink, bdsm, fetishwear, tickling and masochism, petplay (I'm a kitty), hucows/lactation, monsterfucking, CNC, and a lot of generally weird horny shit. I'm an exhibitionist, submissive, and easily controlled. I was a changed woman when I learned how to edge and ran a poll to get permission to cum: here then here and here, now I'm just a dumb horny girl who is controlled by her cunt. I have since given up on trying to cum at all and just edge. I was forced to cum on january 13th 2023 and hope to never cum again. I'm also going to slip this in here: if this intro post gets 100 notes, I'll start sharing my edging recordings on my blog ^^

You can send me tasks with my ask tasks meme! (or look below the cut) I will take tasks from anyone ^^ you can see tasks I've done here! If you like or follow my blog, think about sending me a task as a little gift!

I love to write, and I especially like to write about kink. Read bits about my playtimes with Miscling Writes. Use my ask box liberally, anon or not. I'll answer near anything and you can use my ask meme tag and miscling answers to find questions to ask me (scroll the tag and use any meme you like, but copy in the questions or link the meme!) and I will answer pretty much everything. You can also find pics of me in Miscling Appears and little bits of me in Miscling Rambles. I also strip for notes in my thursday stripping threads.

I have a lovense wishlist: https://www.lovense.com/wish-list/939q and it would be amazing if someone were to gift me toys you can control from anywhere. I already have a lush and ferri, and I'll give out control codes if I'm able to anyone who asks. I'm a slutty set of holes, a toy for others to use. Fill my mouth, cunt, and ass.

This is still so many words... 😵‍💫

I am a toy for others to enjoy!

TASKS ARE CURRENTLY: OPEN

Pick an emoji and send it to me, and I'll go off and do it as soon as I can! If it comes with additional instructions, send those too! I will accept tasks from anyone (including anons), and love to get ask tasks so I can show off how good and obedient I am.

(Most tasks recieved and completed in one day: 12)

🫴 edge for 5 minutes (Send me porn or a post to edge to or a mantra to repeat while I do it, you can use my mantra tag for ideas.) (nothing involving anyone who looks under 18 or scat, I like affirming mantra) 😈 No touching! Don't touch myself for an hour, unless I ask someone for permission first or I get a task. 🤏 play with my nipples for 5 minutes. Mooing optional. 🗜️Nipple clamps, 5 minutes, go. 🥶 put ice on my nipples for as long as I can hold it. ⛓️ Get tied up in self bondage for 15 mins. (send me ideas!) 🕳️ Fill up a hole for 10 minutes! (Choose to plug my cunt or/and ass) 🎁 Share a lovense control link for one of my toys. (no account needed to use, tell me which one or let me pick, 5 minute run) 💋 go practice deepthroating for 5 mins 🤐 no talking! Gag yourself for half an hour! (tell me what kind of gag to use and if I have it I'll use it, otherwise I'll pick) 🖐️ slap myself or get someone to slap me 5 times! (tell me where to get slapped) 🏓 Choose an implement to hit myself with 5 times! (name an implement and location, and I'll do my best) 👗 Get undressed! Be naked for the next 30 mins! 👙 put on your sexiest lingerie for the rest of the day. 💄 Do/touch-up your make-up! I can always make it a lil' sluttier 😉 ✏️ pick a spot for me to write what you want on my body (tell me where, but I won't use anything that won't wash off easy on my face) 🤖 Be a good robot and complete one thing on your to-do list! 🚰 Go get some water and drink it! 🍇 Go get a snack and eat it! 🌊 Fill up a tub of warm water and soak my feet for a bit! 🤗 Put on a big hoodie until I feel nice and cozy! 🦾Magic wands were designed to be back massagers, so use it that way (use my magic wand to massage my back and thighs) ❌ Go take a Break! (go stand outside for 5 mins) 🖼️ take and post a selfie! (I won't post a face pic or anything nsft, mutuals I've been talking to can ask for spicier things in private) 🗣️Speak! Give me a topic to write about (kinky or otherwise) and I'll infodump about it. 📝Post! Give me some text to post to my blog, and I'll copy it out of the ask and post it without editing, changing, or indicating I was told to post it. 😵‍💫 Stare at a spiral for 5 minutes (send me a spiral to use) (I won't use spirals that give me bad vibes, but I'll use any I've already reblogged) 🪆 Be a doll! for the next 30 mins cup your hands, stay on your tip toes, and arch your back. You want to be a good doll after all. 😺 Who's a pretty kitty? (for the next 30mins, keep off the furniture and only move around on all fours, and only talk in meows.) 🐮 Be a good Moo! (pump my udders for 30mins, only talk in moos) ⁉️ Give me a task not listed! (You can find the contents of my toybox here for ideas) (I reserve the right to safeword, but I'm very open and obedient, so shoot your shot)