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diminuel · 5 months ago
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The babies are back, the babies are back!
I love your art style and every freaking baby you draw is absolutely adorable so this is me asking: can we have a Nami/Vivi baby ? Pretty please 🥺
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I followed anime logic and mixed their hair colours because I couldn't decide if blue or orange looked better. I think this colour, whatever this is, looks cute!
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theyluvivi · 9 days ago
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I’ll take anything and everything about bunnysub!matt
<3
nickname... bunny!matt.
how matt got his nickname<3
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warnings.ᐟ.ᐟ: no smut. corruption kink <3
You're so bored.
It's just the same thing over and over again. the same terrible, mid, toxic guys who barely listen to you.
The same guys who can't get you off, you roll your eyes, sitting up from the wall you're leaning on. Clearly, you're not drunk enough if you're thinking about this while you're at frat.
It's just everything really—You know everyone. You want new. Terribly, Terribly want something new. You put a fake smile on your face as you make your way through the crowd to the kitchen, making small talk and waving at all the people that recognize you.
You're pouring yourself another drink when you notice him, the cutest guy you've ever seen. He looks innocent, pure even.
He's familiar, though. His features turning gears in your mind—Oh. His eyes widen as you approach him.
"Matt, right?" The flush on his face handsomely compliments his gray sweater. "G-goldie." The stutter should be cute, is cute, but it makes what lies in between your legs ache.
You tilt your head teasingly. "You know me?" He nods slowly, "My brothers..are friends with you." Of course they are, Chris is the whole reason you're at this party in the first place. "....you know me?" He asks, eyebrows furrowed together.
A while ago, even before you knew Nick and Chris, one of your friends was always raging about some shy guy in their biology class. You didn't get the hype until your friend found his Instagram.
She has a boyfriend now. She wouldn't mind.
You nod this time, and he just stares. Face growing redder. He's adorable, yet all you wanna do is jerk him off till he cries. Tease him until he begs. Kiss, and kiss down his body while he blushes and hides his face.
You wanna break him.
"You're cute." The soda can in his hand spills over. "......h-huh?" You giggle, attempting to ignore the thoughts to take him right here. "You know your ears get pink too when you blush?"
He turns as red as a cherry tomato. "Really?"
"Uh-huh." You smile at him, watching the way his eyes flutter shut for a moment of peace.
"Bunny." His eyes quickly open at that. "That's what you remind me of," His lips form a pout. "M' not—" You ruffle his hair, hearing his soft gasp even over the loud music. "You're just like a bunny."
Even as his eyes widen and he opens his mouth to say something, he still leans into your touch.
"Just like a bunny." You mumble, combing your fingers through his hair one last time before walking off, waving at the blushing mess you left him as.
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tags 𝜗𝜚⋆₊˚: @inspiredangel @whore4mattsturniolo @domizmez @sosasturns @drewswife @strnilolover @oopsiedaisydeer @t0riiiis @sturniolosrtewsexy @courta13 @luckysouls @mattslilies @sturns-mermaid @bluetalia @pair-of-pantaloons @y2kstarr @mattswifeyy @mattsleftball
a/n: ts pmo.
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oifaaa · 1 month ago
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Idk if you plan on continuing your one piece role swap au but with it narrowing down to musician Franky and archeologists Brook is kinda hilarious. Franky guitar classic country with Brooke making even more bone jokes somehow. (Sorry I didn’t add Jinbe to my thoughts I’m not there yet idk his role on the crew)
Jinbe is the ships helmsman but since I'm kinda a believer in the theres still one strawhat that hasn't offically joined the crew yet theory im gonna hold out for them as the final swap since i did kinda write myself into a corner with Franky and Brook
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unrelatedsideblog · 3 days ago
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could you perchance draw nami and vivi (could be platonic or romantic whatever you want) i saw you were taking requests \(^o^)/
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Sure thing! I went with romantic because of criminal lack of yuri on my blog lol
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missviviii · 1 year ago
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i’m absolutely obsessed with grumpy x sunshine ship dynamic so i would love to see if you could write about mizu having a partner who is super energetic and excited while she’s always annoyed.
maybe at first mizu didn’t care for the reader at first but ringo insists on having reader tag along (maybe they are a healer or archer? it doesn’t matter to me!) then mizu slowly starts liking the reader the more she gets to know her? but reader is oblivious and doesn’t pick up on the hints even though it’s obvious mizu like her
sorry it’s so long 😭 i’m so in love with mizu it’s not funny i’m in the trenches right now
a/n: oooh alright!! 🫶 i love this ideaa
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“The Sunshine to the Darkness”
warning(s): swearing
summary: poor mizu has been dropping hints here and there but you, my dear reader, are oblivious to them.
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You stumbled across Mizu that very day she was fighting the Four Fangs. You were an archer, a rather good one at that. But what were your arrows to their swords? So you stayed in the distance, raining down arrows upon them when they got too close to Mizu.
Mizu could not tell who was helping her, distracting the Four Fangs long enough for her to attack them off guard. Yet she was grateful for your help, you managed to save her from quite a few blows that would’ve put her in a much worse condition.
You were doing fine staying back from the fight, that was until you saw a man (Taigen) approaching Mizu just as she killed Bloodsoaked Chiaki and badly wounded. You thought he was going to kill her the moment she fell unconscious from her injuries and blood loss, so you jumped into action. You shot at him, sending an arrow his way, in which he managed to dodge at the last minute.
Ringo appeared just then, tackling Taigen to the ground and demanding to know what happened to Mizu. You hopped off the rocks you were standing on and jumped onto the ground, running over to Mizu and checking her injuries.
“Is my master okay?! Oh no, he needs medicine and help!” Ringo said as he lifted Mizu onto his back. He told you to come and follow him and keep Mizu sitting upright on the horse while they went to a nearby abandoned temple to tend to Mizu’s injuries. You sat on a horse, Mizu behind you with her arms around your waist.
Her eyes opened weakly, finding herself now on a horse and her head lying on someone’s shoulder. You. Mizu looked down, noticing the bow on your side. So you are that archer Mizu thought. And then her tired eyes closed once again.
Mizu woke up once again, this time on a bedroll with you hovering over her with a concerned look. You gasped, realizing she’s up. “You’re awake! Oh my goodness, I thought you were dead!” You loudly exclaimed, helping her sit up. Mizu groaned, both from the pain and your loud voice.
“Gah, shut up, will you? So loud..” Mizu grumbled as Ringo walked over to her and handed her a bowl of medicine to drink. You sheepishly smiled, whispering a soft ‘sorry’ before you stood up and walked over to her clothes. She looked at you. That smile, that little smile. Why did it make her stomach do jumps and flips?
“Here, I sewed up your clothes again. They were ripped and in bad condition so I thought I’d fix them for you.” You placed her clothes, neatly folded, beside her. Mizu looked at you, but didn’t say a word. You hummed, waving Ringo goodbye before you walked outside to see what was Taigen doing.
Ringo looked at Mizu, who was drinking her medicine with a disgusted look on her face. “Master, I think they should stick around with us! They would make a great addition to the team, and they can use the bow and arrow!” Ringo was excited, if you joined the team, you could travel with them and help Mizu! Mizu looked at him, a bit annoyed he’d suggest to drag another person when she could barely stand him.
But somehow, Ringo managed to convince Mizu. Eventually, she reluctantly agreed, allowing you to tag along. Ringo was ecstatic since he liked having you around. Mizu acted like she was annoyed and tried not to pay attention to your shenanigans, but the thing is, she did pay attention. To your smiles, to the jokes you told, to the way you would squeal when you find some cute little charm, and how you were so eager to move in the morning when everyone was still drowsy.
“Hey,” Mizu says while you were looking at jewelry a local stall owner had on display when you and the group were passing by a village. She held out a hairpin, a beautiful one with blue flowers and small diamonds on it. You looked up at her, a bit confused by the gesture. Or why she’s looking away with her hand hiding her flushed cheeks. “I got it for you. You were staring at it very intently..”
You squealed, taking the hairpin and holding it up with a big smile. “Mizu! You didn’t have to! Oh my lord, it’s so pretty!” You smiled, wrapping your arms around her tightly. Mizu’s eyes widened, caught off guard by the sudden hug. Sure you hugged her plenty of times, but this one just hit different. She put on hand on your back as she muttered ‘you’re welcome’. “You’re such a good friend!” Oh, you oblivious little— That hit her a little bit.
Taigen walked over just then, busy eating something until he noticed you hugging Mizu. You, the sunshine of the group and probably the loudest beside him, were allowed to hug Mizu? The closed off, cold-hearted Mizu? Oh there was something fishy.
“The fuck is happening over here? You two getting ready to go out and party or what?” Taigen walked over to the two of you with a suspicious look. You looked at Taigen, clearly beaming as you showed him the hairpin Mizu bought you. Taigen looks back at Mizu, who was pretending to be looking at something else. He connected the puzzle pieces together and— OH. Mizu liked you. He almost smirks, looking at Mizu who was clearly side-eying him with poison in her eyes.
You were so oblivious, so dense. Mizu would never let anyone touch her besides you, much less buy a gift with actual sincerity behind it for someone.
Poor Mizu has been attempting to drop hints for you, yet you never catch on. She lets you sleep on her bedroll, carries you on her back when you complain you’re tired, buys you things you like—hell she even lets you touch her and cling onto her. And you unfortunately did not catch on. How is someone so smart like you yet so oblivious?
“Are you this dense?” Mizu asks out of the blue one day while the two of you were sparring. You looked at her weirdly, confused by what she meant. How did that have anything to do with what you two were doing now?
“Is this your way of calling me dumb or..?” You’re re puzzled, confused by what she means by dense. She’s the one that’s dense, right? You keep trying to show that you like her by doing things like sewing her clothes, buying her charms to carry around on her sword, and taking care of her when she’s sick yet she doesn’t get the hint. You snapped back to reality, jumping off the ground as Mizu aims the wooden blade towards your legs.
Mizu groans, both from annoyance of not being able to hit you and you also being far too oblivious. “No, I’m saying your ass is oblivious-“ she says as she blocks your wooden sword from swinging at her face. You took a step back. Oblivious? About what?
“I dunno. Is there something you need to tell me?” You asked, to which she replied with a soft huff.
“God you’re dumb. You idiot, I like you!” Mizu yells as she stabs her wooden sword into the grass below her feet. She runs her hand over her face, flabbergasted at how oblivious you were. These past few weeks, she’s been passing numerous hints, giving you special privileges, even doing things with you that are a tad bit too friendly to be considered ‘just friends’. And you don’t fucking notice!
It took you a few moments to process that. That it hits you. Her being extremely nice to you were actually hints and little clues! “OH- I thought you were being a good fri—“
Before you could even finish that line, Mizu tackled you onto the ground and slammed her lips against yours. Your hands immediately went to her waist, while her hands ran all over your body. The kiss was rough, almost like she was starving.
Finally she pulled away, out of breath and her face red. “Don’t even think about saying that line ever again. I’ve heard enough of it.”
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ladysatoru · 29 days ago
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Some thoughts about popular Sanji pairings on the show? 😋
Let's discuss viola, nami, vivi, baby5, zoro, luffy, and pudding
Sanji/Viola : the original i support my girl's rights but more importantly, her wrongs. I love this pairing. I think their basis of connection is so pure and strong. Sanji risking it all for her at first meeting (and understanding her heart even when she was on the enemy side. Sanji didnt judge her for her obligation to act violently towards him at first) also she literally peeped inside sanji's mind AND still likes sanji, a connection can't get more intimate than this one, imho. I love the potential and the strong foundation of trust and loyalty from the very beginning of their relationship. If sanji gets any het pairing I'd want it to be with viola.
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Sanji/Nami : the original Malewife/Girlboss pair. honestly, it's a bit hard for me to seriously ship the strawhats with one another because they give off heavy sibling energy T-T like sanji and nami are literally chaotic bestie duo (when they both get scared and jump at the sight of crawly crawly bugs omg). My favourite sanami moment gotta be when the first time sanji saw nami and got amazed was when nami was being loud boisterous and a thug. Also i love how genuinely sweet sanji is towards her but that's just regular sanji
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Sanji/Pudding : I've explained my thoughts on sanji and pudding you can find it here
Sanji/Zoro : Shonen so this pairing will never be canon anyway. I love their friendship. I could write endless essays on how sanji and zoro's connection is like a lifeline for both of them. It's not being mushy, it's just the truth. And i think Oda also wrote them like that because they are the wings of the pirate king so they have that fulfilling each other vibe going on for them. Of course i cant takk about zosan without mentioning thriller bark. But not just from sanji's side, i love zosan ESPECIALLY from zoro's side, seeing him being childish and nagging with sanji feels like a breath of fresh air and this bond shows zoro's silly side. I love it.
Sanji/Luffy : Luffy give heavy aro ace im ngl. But i love the Impact he's had on sanji and I've especially started seeing a potential in this pairing after wci and another Lusan dynamic here
Sanji/Baby5 : i know i know baby5 is married or whatever but i really would love to see some baby5 and sanji.
Sanji/Vivi : The power couple. This is really just me indulging and daydreaming about pairings tbh, vivi and sanji do not show that much of romantic chemistry. But Vivi is very very graceful, diplomatic and understanding. She's one of the few characters who can match sanji's charm and elegance (duh she's a princess). She's also caring selfless and a humanitarian. Hell she was willing to delay her own issues (reaching alabasta) to make a stop at winter island and find a doctor for nami - that's some selfless stuff that sanji would've done. Sanji and her values would align and they'd be good as a couple. I love the aesthetic, beauty and potential of this pairing.
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ask-straw-hat-luffy · 6 months ago
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Was there anyone that you wanted on your crew but they couldn't join??
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taemcains · 2 months ago
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do you think requiem's update was weak?
in general, now that there only final episode left, what are your thoughts on season 2?
what a mess.
not one thing i would've predicted about s2 months back is now true, nor does it even feel like the same story. everything i loved about hsr and what made it distinct and unique — the snowy landscape, a desolate small town crumbling under its own history and sins, how the setting perfectly reflected lane's insides, the mystery of the lis, not knowing who we could trust, if we could trust lane herself, her trying to understand and come to terms with the humanity ripped from her — all of it sacrificed for... what?
nothing is eerie, and with how the most horrific events happen so casually and are brushed over in seconds — the shredder, kira's death — the shock value is starting to wear off, and what's left underneath does not hold up. what i'm confused about is why and how it feels like she's both rushing through and at the same time it's snail paced.
i think she has a few major plot points in mind, and is filling the gaps between them with whatever (which is what the entirety of season two has been) which is fine but 1. she could've spread the events out over a longer timeline 2. she could've used this time to deepen our understanding of lane's psyche and her relationships with the lis instead of fitting in every apocalypse fantasy she can conceive of.
everything is stagnant. lane, the plot. i can't even call the lis stagnant because when have they ever felt vivid? they have a defining trauma and she ran with it — dmitry and pavel, greg and emma, and since anna doesn't have any we have a 'i'm a girl and i like girls?!' situation at their grown age in an apocalypse. she's following the same format as s1 for s2, but in s1 it worked as the equal parts allure and wariness made sense for two people born/made closed off and suspicious yet yearning for connection. but in s2, a time to deepen and split open the past, motivations, to provide a solid ground for the basis of their affection, they're staying afloat on physical attraction and half-assed omg their trauma 🙁
a main character like lane deserves character arcs to be treated with as much importance as plot progression. the mercy/no mercy stat feels like a convenient way to wash her hands off actually showing how lane gets to that point. it's unnatural, and it leaves me frustrated with lane who is still the same girl we saw in s1e1.
what has changed in two seasons, both plot and character wise? if s1 was utilized to set the framework for the rest of the story, such as by giving us glimpses of her childhood, then s2 should've delved into the emotional aspect of it. while the impact of it on her views and relationships is shown, nothing ever seems to challenge it. events pass by without a reverberation in her soul; all her inner monologues are some vague opinions she believes as fact about humanity and its nature and nothing, not the plot, not the lis, ever seem to make her question it. i'd thought the whole point of writing a character like her in a setting with high-risk, deadly, tense situations is to force her out of the shell she confines herself to, and make her look at her own light as well as darkness. what is the point if she's never forced to confront them?
so of course the romance routes are lacking in truth and depth. cain has the excuse of subtext and parallels and soulmateism, but what about the rest? i don't know too much about dmitry, but greg's route is both painful and baffling. on what basis does he dream of domestic bliss when he knows as much about her as any random member of the squad? at the end of s2 (2/3rd into the book!) their romance is still based off 'you're a fantasy, you're my reality.' while cute, is that all she can think of for them? some vague unexplained attraction and lane liking to be desired? greg has nice shoulders and a sister, then what?
she could've shown them seeing an aspect of themself in her (where i assumed dmitry's route was heading), or sympathise with her, but how are they falling for her without knowing her depths? based off an inexplicable attraction alone. more than halfway through. it's so unbalanced. does she even like them? does she even know them? (yan 😴) does it make sense for a mistrustful character like lane to fall for some rando? with cain, she shows affection in her own way but greg's scenes are just pitiful.
no need to speak of anna. i'd argue someone shouldn't be telling you to not be homophobic, but let's set that aside for now and look at writers who have at the very least heeded the fandom's criticism and concerns and took a step towards providing better representation. i don't care what vision she has (which isn't even counting how anna hasn't been given a consistent personality – why would she pull away in disgust when she made it abundantly clear she's into women in s1?) if the people you're attempting to represent tell you it's problematic and uncomfortable, you listen. it reeks of arrogance on her part.
the -2 female characters in this book get such... strange treatment. anna appears to plot dump about the infection, or be lane's walking wardrobe. kira... not to be the friend that's too woke but every single man in the squad sustaining some kind of injury and bouncing back but kira had to be explicitly sobbing and sniveling to lane for a chance to live, and still die, after that whole 'i'm going to move on' epiphany? nick and noah who were kidnapped and held by the cultists for forever, lestor who got eyeballed by an infected, but it was kira who had to die by falling into a pit?
the only defense i hear anymore is of the plot and it's unique, twisted charm and. well! we haven't made headway in an entire season, and keep getting dragged off into useless side plots. as a friend @cainlane 🤍 aptly put it,
i was talking to a mutual today ab how funny the plot looks when the entirety of s2 follows the formula of squad finds out something and goes there -> cult is (and by what means i have no idea) already there -> they fight -> cult goes away (once again by what means idk)
the foreshadowing is ridiculously vague, all required information is somehow conveniently preserved in documents, and it's getting exhausting to read it all over again every update, when we all know how the scintillating potential of s1 could've carried over into s2.
i tried very hard to think of a positive, something that has improved from s1 and nothing comes to mind. oh well. i'm still going to be (tentatively) seated for the rest of the book but know it's with a heavy heart.
also the diamond choices are ridiculously expensive for nothing ❤️ suck my dick
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purplebehittindifferent · 6 months ago
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i'm like 99% sure i'm aroace. vivi is the 1%. i need you to understand i do not act like this for most characters, this is exclusive to her. if you post that full picture of her wearing the crop top hoodie i might die on the spot
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HEHEHEHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAAAAA
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lowcallyfruity · 4 months ago
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Lord please take all of Vivis anon hate and give it to me
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lordincognito · 4 months ago
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When you enter your office, you immediately notice that there's something quite large sitting in your chair. It is wrapped in gift paper, hand-decorated with drawings of small, silly-looking sharks who, curiously enough, have a similiar hairstyle to your own and also wear ties. You happen to be quite familiar with the image, as you often find it stuck to your own clothing, but you've never seen so many in one place before. They have various face expressions and poses, each one clearly portrayed with love. The oddly-shaped gift is clumsily adorned with a huge, blue ribbon. Do you open it?
He smiles softly knowing this is the handiwork of Sigewine and her friends, now the concern is did they 'mummify' his mate in stickers and gift paper or someone else?
Either way he opens the present as soon as possible in order for the 'gift' to be able to breathe properly.
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theyluvivi · 9 days ago
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if goldie and bun were to argue, what would it be about and how would it be resolved?
bunny!matt is a d1 clinger!! he hates being without goldie no matter where she's going whether it's parties or classes.
"A-ah— mhf!" Matt moans, into your ear. You were arguing, raising your voice, and trying your best to explain to Matt that you guys can't always be together. But, God. As soon as Matt started looking at you with those doe eyes and quivering lip you immediately pulled him into your lap.
"Goldie—" He squeaks, grinding down on your thigh. "Please," He whimpers, "Y'know, I-I cant—"
"I'm gonna be late to class because of you, Bun. This is all you get." He whines, grabbing at your waist as he presses your hips together. "M' sorry— I-I just— gonna miss you—
"Gonna miss you so much— don't want you to ever leave—" He's so cute. It almost makes you feel bad. You stop his movements, a mewl falling his from lips. "Y-you're not gonna let me cum?"
He pants, "You really think you deserve to cum?" Even though he shakes his head he still attempts to rock his hips against yours.
You don't tolerate brats.
Maybe you'll stay after all.
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y-vna · 6 months ago
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ew imagine being gay...
ew imagine being homophobic...
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valiira · 1 year ago
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♡:・゚✧: Mornin' Love
prompt; john price helps you out in the garden and gets stung by a pesky wasp ♡
tags; john price x reader, sfw, anon request, soft price, lil short & a lil sweet.
— You were thankful for Price, especially when he was home from work. Even if the two of you never really had a lot of time to spend together, due to said work, you enjoyed every moment you could. This morning he woke you to a nice cup of coffee and some wildflowers he had picked just outside the fence on your shared farm. Of course you two would rather stay in bed the entire day, sadly the garden needed tending today.
So begrudgingly, you two got up to begin the task. The garden was slowly becoming more like a hot spot for weeds than that of a pretty field. And of course, Price just had to make a comment on it.
"I've only been gone a few months love," He starts to say, gesturing to the obstacle before you two. Smirk on his face as he slips on some gloves to help with pulling the weeds out. "What'cha do while I was gone, huh?" The sarcasm very apparent in his gruff voice.
You rolled your eyes, lovingly of course, and shrugged. "I don't know John, count our savin's?" You reply jokingly as you put your own gloves on.
The two of you began your work of removing some of the more stubborn weeds. Things went smoothly for awhile, snarky comment here and there, but suddenly Price was muttering in discomfort. Come to find out, the big oaf was stung by a wasp. You chuckle at the thought of this man getting stung by something as small as a wasp. Even though, wasp's kinda sucked.
"That's what you get for all that sarcasm," You say, making your way to his side. Gently grabbing his arm and turning it ever so slightly to view the sting. It was of course just a little swollen and a lot of red but no stinger in site, which was the most concerning thing at the moment. "C'mon baby, let's go get some ice for that swelling." You kindly speak, leading John by the arm back to the house.
Of course, he replies simply in a grumble. Managing a shake of his head at his predicament. The military man had been through hell and back but it was certainly a wasp that was making him feel the worst.
Once back inside, you adoringly take care of John. Making sure to dress the wound and put it on ice. Listening to him gripe about being taken care of , but you truly wouldn't have it any other way. The morning coffee, the sarcasm, the loving caress, the complaining old man, you wouldn't trade it for the world.
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bluescarfvivi · 2 months ago
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Oh my god, I HATE anime. Let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate it since I first heard of it. If I engraved the word “cringe” on every atom of every poorly drawn waifu poster plastered on a weeb’s wall, it wouldn’t equal one-billionth of the disgust I feel for this “art form.”
First off, why does every protagonist sound like they’re auditioning for a dub of someone gargling gravel? “KONNICHIWA DESU KA!” Shut up. Just shut up. I don’t care about your sugoi adventures or your kawaii catgirl sidekick. And don’t even get me started on the fans. Oh, you watched Naruto once? Congrats, you’ve now adopted a Japanese alter ego, renamed yourself “Kirito-sama,” and think rice is a personality trait. Newsflash: saying “baka” unironically doesn’t make you cultured—it makes you sound like a toddler with a Duolingo addiction.
And the plots? Please. Every show is either:
Teen angst simulator: “I must avenge my dead family by screaming louder than physics allows!” 13
Fanservice fiesta: “Here’s a 15-year-old girl in a bikini armor fighting demons. Totally not creepy!” 12
Nonsense philosophy: “The key to defeating the villain is friendship… and also my Stand, 『Za Hando』, which defies all logic!” 20
Let’s talk about the fans. These people unironically believe Japan is a utopia where everyone eats ramen 24/7 and trains to become ninjas. They’ll write essays about why Vaporeon is the “most compatible Pokémon for human interaction” 12, then act shocked when normal humans avoid them. And don’t forget the “animesexuals” who marry body pillows and demand pronouns like “Sasuke-chan” 912.
Worst of all? The noise. Every conversation devolves into high-pitched squealing: “OMGZZZZ SASUKE-SAMA IS SOOOO KAWAII DESU NE~~!!!<3333” Meanwhile, I’m over here wondering if their brains have been replaced with dubbed dialogue from Domestic Girlfriend 12.
Anime isn’t art—it’s a psychological weapon designed to turn functional humans into socially inept husks who think quoting JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure counts as a personality 20. And don’t even get me started on conventions. Imagine a room full of grown adults dressed as toddlers, arguing over whether Goku could beat Saitama in a fight. Spoiler: neither can defeat my will to live after witnessing this dumpster fire.
In conclusion, anime is a blight on humanity. If I had a Stand, it’d be called 『CRINGE REQUIEM』, and its power would be deleting every trace of this garbage from existence. Fight me, weebs.
Send my muse unhinged anons
...wow. What an amazing display of pure, unfiltered hatred towards something completely innocent and fun...
It's impressive, if not completely ridiculous on top of it all. How much time had they spent sectioning off this argument to make it flow that well? The reference numbers included. As stupid as this grey-face's judgmental attitude appeared, Vivi couldn't help giving a rowdy applause for their overall performance, the passion they showed, even the clever quips too!
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"Hot damn! Well, lemme just say if you're looking to get clout points outta this, you better be looking elsewhere. Why don'tcha post this to Reddit and see how many upvotes you get, white man. R/Cringe should be the perfect fit."
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shatcey · 5 days ago
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I'm super confused, who's Oggy? Is that Roger? Maybe you could put a table with nicknames at the bottom of your posts that have them so it's easy to find out what characters they are. :D :D Thanks for the victor route summaries btw!! -en player
Hi... dear anon.
This is a fairly new nickname, so it's not surprising that not many people know about it. And I think this is the first time I used it outside… the question and the story. I'm still thinking about the second part of nicknames… It's more difficult than I thought. So at some point, maybe something will be added.
Yes, this is Roger. And I… kind of… like it. It's funny. So I'll probably keep using that nick. But I don't often talk about Roger, he's not my favorite.
In my defense… I always add tags with the characters I used, so if you don't recognize the nickname, you can at least guess from it.
Sorry for any inconvenience.
I wouldn't call it a summary… just funny/interesting moments. Something to lighten the mood. Ow… I just remembered… It's not always funny moments… sometimes it's my irritation. I should probably warn about this in advance. It's a good idea!
Anyway, I'm glad you enjoyed it!
I'll keep doing this as long as I find something I wanna share. Usually, starting from some point of the route, it's just a plot and nothing funny… let's see.
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