#((z-snap; get your ass outta here stranger and let her enjoy her anime husbandos xD))

[bluescarfvivi]

Oh my god, I HATE anime. Let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate it since I first heard of it. If I engraved the word “cringe” on every atom of every poorly drawn waifu poster plastered on a weeb’s wall, it wouldn’t equal one-billionth of the disgust I feel for this “art form.”

First off, why does every protagonist sound like they’re auditioning for a dub of someone gargling gravel? “KONNICHIWA DESU KA!” Shut up. Just shut up. I don’t care about your sugoi adventures or your kawaii catgirl sidekick. And don’t even get me started on the fans. Oh, you watched Naruto once? Congrats, you’ve now adopted a Japanese alter ego, renamed yourself “Kirito-sama,” and think rice is a personality trait. Newsflash: saying “baka” unironically doesn’t make you cultured—it makes you sound like a toddler with a Duolingo addiction.

And the plots? Please. Every show is either:

Teen angst simulator: “I must avenge my dead family by screaming louder than physics allows!” 13

Fanservice fiesta: “Here’s a 15-year-old girl in a bikini armor fighting demons. Totally not creepy!” 12

Nonsense philosophy: “The key to defeating the villain is friendship… and also my Stand, 『Za Hando』, which defies all logic!” 20

Let’s talk about the fans. These people unironically believe Japan is a utopia where everyone eats ramen 24/7 and trains to become ninjas. They’ll write essays about why Vaporeon is the “most compatible Pokémon for human interaction” 12, then act shocked when normal humans avoid them. And don’t forget the “animesexuals” who marry body pillows and demand pronouns like “Sasuke-chan” 912.

Worst of all? The noise. Every conversation devolves into high-pitched squealing: “OMGZZZZ SASUKE-SAMA IS SOOOO KAWAII DESU NE~~!!!<3333” Meanwhile, I’m over here wondering if their brains have been replaced with dubbed dialogue from Domestic Girlfriend 12.

Anime isn’t art—it’s a psychological weapon designed to turn functional humans into socially inept husks who think quoting JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure counts as a personality 20. And don’t even get me started on conventions. Imagine a room full of grown adults dressed as toddlers, arguing over whether Goku could beat Saitama in a fight. Spoiler: neither can defeat my will to live after witnessing this dumpster fire.

In conclusion, anime is a blight on humanity. If I had a Stand, it’d be called 『CRINGE REQUIEM』, and its power would be deleting every trace of this garbage from existence. Fight me, weebs.

Send my muse unhinged anons

...wow. What an amazing display of pure, unfiltered hatred towards something completely innocent and fun...

It's impressive, if not completely ridiculous on top of it all. How much time had they spent sectioning off this argument to make it flow that well? The reference numbers included. As stupid as this grey-face's judgmental attitude appeared, Vivi couldn't help giving a rowdy applause for their overall performance, the passion they showed, even the clever quips too!

"Hot damn! Well, lemme just say if you're looking to get clout points outta this, you better be looking elsewhere. Why don'tcha post this to Reddit and see how many upvotes you get, white man. R/Cringe should be the perfect fit."