Omggggg if you write a chapter for Annoying Neighbor, I probably will cry. Especially if Tony has a lactation kink 😮💨 I need horny Tony
Mmmm. I’ll see what I can do!
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I need to move far away from my neighbor before I end up the subject of a true crime podcast
6 am on a god damn Sunday he’s talking on the phone outside, loudly. And now I’ll be hearing his music all day long
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Buckshot roulette x francis
Doppelganger vers:(blood warning on the last😭⁉️)
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they should hire me just to jump around onstage at Fall Out Boy shows and scream along off-key into a microphone to whatever Patrick is singing and act like a whore and run around trying to get the crowd hyped up. I promise I could bring the energy up to 100% in even the most boring cishet dude crowd
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My favorite part of the Nicky books is whenever him and Aaron are hanging out I like that Nicky has friends
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NOT DENKI CAUSING UR WATER TO BREAK HES NEVER GONNA LET BKG LIVE THAT DOWN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
LITERALLY never….there he is at the hospital a week later for the squad meet and greet of your baby, holding them in his arms, and playing up the, “they just couldn’t wait to meet their uncle denki🥲my twin flame, uncle is here🥲🥲”
Cuz of that, literally everyone finds out your labor was started by him, and it becomes a running thing that Denki is actually your real baby daddy bc of how your child “supposedly” responded to his voice over Bakugo’s even before they were born (if the kid didn’t look exactly like Kat, he would’ve been a little bit afraid it might be true LMAO).
It’s especially annoying on birthdays and Bakugo has to stop denki from pretending to be your affair partner in front of the neighbors ndjdkdk
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Ive been feeling so severely socially inept in calls even wit close friends lately and i cant tell if its an actual unsolvable issue/deterioration on my end or if its just the result of feeling i cant say anything at all since my brother has been right outside my room for the majority of the day every single day since he moved back in several months ago
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i think the way stewy should find out about dodds is that one day he plays whitney houston’s i wanna dance with somebody (he is gay) and kendall freaks out about it and stewy insists kendall tell him why he refuses to listen to whitney houston’s i wanna dance with somebody and when kendall tells him i think his biggest takeaway would be ‘if you think this means we’re never playing whitney houston’s i wanna dance with somebody again you’re insane’
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I think one of my favorite things about adventure time is the fact that gods and deities are portrayed as mostly normal people.
Death is a punk rock enjoyer and hangs out with Pep Butt
Prismo hangs out with other immortals and special friends at time room parties
Cosmic Owl struggles with his dating life and kind of a dorky bachelor
Even Finn who is a LITERAL REINCARNATION OF A CATALYST COMET is a just a completely normal dude
And then there's Scarab who thinks he's hot shit despite literally being the biggest snitch ever
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