#annnnnnd there’s the other one!
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Just gonna say that mocking people for voicing their disappointment over the stream (spongebobscreamingwithflyingicecreamtruck.png “IN A CIVIL AND POLITE MANNER”) just makes you like. An asshole lmao. People are gonna be disappointed when they’re told they’re getting one thing and getting another no matter what, even if what they get instead is really good/funny.
#seeing this from both a lot of friends and mutuals and like! hey#as someone who is disappointed it’s really bothering me seeing people who I like say rude shit that applies to me?#like yeah. hlvrai fandom is annoying we know this. yeah there’s a lot of people being dicks abt this and they suck but like#dude this was the one thing getting me through finals and failing a class im allowed to say ‘hey im disappointed the thing related to my#special interest turned out to be a trick.’ even though I still enjoyed what I watched#like yeah. I’m upset. I’m really upset actually#not over the stream being a bait in switch but from peoples reactions to it on both sides of the fence lmao#everyone is being a big fucking baby over it. the hlvrai fans yelling about how much they hate RTVS ANNNNNND the people being like#‘erm if you’re disappointed you’re a fake fan. grow up. stay mad.’ like WOW#harassing RTVS over this makes you a loser. making fun of people for being disappointed makes you a loser. congratulations youre all a bunch#of whiny ass babies screaming at eachother and at each others throats over fucking half life funny#each and everyone one of you
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Grateful that my Sire readers were kind enough to let me step down; keeping up with that one was wearing me down. I haven’t stopped writing for Anna and Susan, though!
Obscure Webcomic 2.0 - Round 1-A
Sire - Abandoned [Pay What You Want Download]
Anna and Susan learn the truth: they're "Lineage Children," people who are descended from literary characters! But what happens when a pair of self-aware lit nerds realize they're in a story? Time to game the system! Keep an eye out for foreshadowing, plot arcs, everything they can in order to stay one step ahead of a plot that wants them and their friends dead! Can they achieve a Happily Ever After, or are they doomed to a Tragic Ending after all?
Gold★Star! Delivery - Hiatus
(From site)Gold★Star! Delivery is about a group of unlikely heroes saving the world one package at a time! Well, okay, maybe not the world, and maybe nothing too heroic, but Jay and the gang will deliver anything, anytime, anywhere, ON TIME, guaranteed!
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angeleyes - LECLERC
pairings: charles leclerc x famous!ex!reader (fc: amelia olivia)
summary: after posts from yn about an ex, secrets are uncovered about who he is
type: social media au (smau)
authors note: charles’ eyes🫶 one look and im GONE so this fic is perfect for him!!
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dont look too deep into those angel eyes💫
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user5 😍😍😍
yourfriend2 youre glowing🤩
youruser its that post-man glow!!
user66 so you did have a man..when?!
user81 so so stunning oh my god🌟🌟
youruser • monaco
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sometimes when im lonely, i sit and think about him☀️🌊
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yourfriend6 AND IT HURTS TO REMEMBER ALL THE GOOD TIMES
youruser you get me😚
yourfriend3 not you posting him afterwards🤣
youruser going thru it rn😔
yourfriend3 esp with his brother in your likes😭 comment has been deleted
user18 what a dream!!
user62 been here a few times, its always lovely!
youruser especially this time of year!! the beaches are my favorite🩵🩵
user7 arthur?? what are you doing here??
user82 maybe he knows her? shes in monaco?
user66 wait is this the ex?? IJBOL
youruser 😆😆
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he took my heart and now i pay the price❤️🩹
jokes,, always prefered mercedes😚😚
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author pls pretend the car is a mercedes i was rushing🫶🫶
yourfriend3 YN STOP
youruser mercedes 🔛🔝
user70 🤣🤣
user88 WE WERE RIGHT😭
user62 charles being angeleyes as if that isnt the most beautifully sad song☹️☹️
user16 like what do you meeeeeean he’ll take your heart and you must pay the price?? and he wears a disguise??
user033 going crazy thinking about what we couldve had😔😔
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annnnnnd we’re done for angeleyes!! ill be honest i went into this fic with zero ideas and im not thrilled about how it went but its all ive got🤷
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#f1 x reader#f1 instagram au#f1 smau#f1 social media au#social media au#formula 1 insta au#formula 1 social media au#formula one x reader#charles leclerc insta au#charles leclerc x reader#charles leclerc social media au#charles leclerc#formula 1 x reader#f1 insta au#★ voulez vous
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YOURINSTA
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yourinsta: daddy, am I your baby? @champagnepapi
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user: waited about 3 hours to like this so I didn’t look desperate
user: I’m bigger than drake btw
user: all I need is 3 seconds frfrfr
user: the slayage is insane. face card never declines. category was body and you bodied
user: will never get over Jack fumbling a bad bitch
mariahthescientist: 😍😍😍
user: Jack somewhere crying
flomillishit: I’m in looooove
CHAMPAGNEPAPI
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champagnepapi: I miss you when I wake up before you.
Happy Valentine’s Day ya freaks!
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celeb: 🥹🥹
SZA: I love you guys
celeb: goals fr my guy !
celeb: thank god you married her
celeb: certified lover boyyyy
yourinsta: I love you forever
JACKHARLOW
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jackharlow: Happy Valentine’s Day to Stacey! Even though our paths have diverged, my heart still holds a special place for you! I’ll hold your heels for you any day!
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user: oh
user: did he seriously just do this
user: he saw y/n got married and now he’s trying to make her jealous
user: this kinda embarrassing
thatgirlstacey: 🥹
user: so y’all back together or what?
user: I’m so confused
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theshaderoom: uh oh #roomies Y/N Y/L posted this to her IG Story but quickly deleted it! They appear to be messages from her ex boyfriend and rapper Jack Harlow! TMZ just reported earlier today that Jack and Ms. James spent Valentine’s Day together! Two months ago Jack was doing interviews saying he was still in love with Y/N!
messy messy messy 
what y’all think roommates?!
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user: y/n is attention seeking
user: I love that she has him saved as a graveyard
user: is Stacey not embarrassed
user: jack the one that needs to be embarrassed
user: hope she gets a restraining order
user: what was the reason for her posting this
user: now when Stacey say something I don’t wanna see her acting like the victim
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yourinsta: we good over here boo!
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user: OH DONT GAG THE LIVE LIKE THIS
user: 😭😭😭
user: drake the type of nigga to sing his own song while on a date
user: chileeeee
user: y/n said my man ain’t cheating on me
user: I know Stacey sick rn
saweetie: I know that mf right!
user: married y/n a savage
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AN: ANNNNNND WE BACK!!
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AGE UP killugon! I have this whole thing in my head: an AU where Killua never left home to attend the Hunter Exam and he is everything his family envisioned him to be. Except he’s burnt out and feels purposeless. So eventually he becomes self-destructive and takes on the most dangerous jobs without breaks or any sense of self preservation. One day, he takes on a job to assassinate Gon Freecss, the youngest 3 star Hunter in history.
Gon is rumored to be insanely powerful and surrounded by influential and faithful allies. It’s the most dangerous job yet even for Killua, and on top of that he’s still recovering from a serious injury from a previous assassination. So when he tracks down Gon at a bar in a fancy hotel, he decides to seduce Gon to get him to lower his guard first and hopefully he would go back his suite with Killua alone. He’s appearance has always been a reliable weapon and from his research, Gon likes men as well as women. But as soon as he starts talking to Gon, it’s like the sun finally shines on him and the dark hole in his heart is magically filled with that sunshine. They talk and talk and flirt and hours go by and the bar closes when the sun is about to rise. So Gon takes Killua back to his room. They start to make out as the door swings shut but Killua forgets his injuries and hisses as Gon reaches under killua’s shirt and disrupted his bandages. He tries to act like it’s nothing and tells Gon to ignore it and keep going but of course Gon would not. They end up just talking all night and make out gently. When the bright morning light shines on Gon’s face, Killua decides that he’s not going to kill Gon- and if Gon finds out about his true motives and kills him or if his family tracks him down and punish him, so be it. But he worries that the person who hired him will hire someone else to finish the job, so he stays with Gon to protect him. It was supposed to be for just a while, but the more time he spends with Gon, the harder it becomes for him to leave. Killua eventually gets his Hunter license. They go on adventures and jobs together. After they risked their lives for each other over and over again, Killua finally tells Gon that he was initially hired to kill him.
But the truth is, Gon is the one who hired Killua. Killua is notorious for his killing spree yet no one even knows what he looks like. Gon decides that he likes a challenge and comes up with this insanely reckless plan without even telling anyone. He wants to draw Killua out; he wants Killua to try to kill him, because it has been a while since he’s met a worthy opponent and he would be taking care of a headache for the Hunter Association as well. But the moment he meets Killua, it’s like a missing piece from a puzzle that is his life has been slid back to where it belongs and a hole that he did not even realize existed in his heart has been filled just like that.
More stuff happens - Gon is kind of an asshole for keeping it a secret and Killua feels so embarrassed and even hurt but Gon being Gon does extravagant stunts to woo Killua so all is good in the end.
Or if we are in a darker universe with a darker Gon, maybe he was initially toying with Killua, making love with Killua, watching Killua falling for him while holding himself back. Killua can sense it but he’s ok with it- he doesn’t think he deserves love anyway. But when a job goes wrong and Killua almost dies protecting Gon, something in Gon cracks. He accepts the fact that he has fallen hopelessly in love with his target just like Killua did. He nurses Killua back to health annnnnnd they lived happily ever after.
Holy crap it’s 3 AM- how did a quick doodle turned into this half ass fiction.
#I recently rewatched hxh and am obsessed all over again#killugon#gonkillu#gon freecss#killua zoldyck#hunter x hunter#hxh#fanart#ゴンキル
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Five Seconds
Annnnnnd I'm back with more Kyojuro Rengoku smut!
I realized recently that I do not see a lot of representation in fan fiction (and fiction in general) for AFAB people who need lube for sex to be enjoyable, including in my own writing. So, I decided I needed to fix that and this was the perfect story. Be part of the change you wish to see, right?
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Summary: Y/N and her boyfriend, Kyojuro Rengoku, return home after having had a disagreement. While not yet ready to wave her white flag, Y/N knows she needs to do something to defuse the situation. She goes with the first thought that pops into her head and while unconventional, it does the trick. Annnnd then some.
WC: 3300+
CW: MDNI, AFAB Reader, AFAB terms used to describe the sexy bits, SMUT, lube, teacher Rengoku, dom/sub undertones, oral (f!receiving), brat taming (kinda?), face sitting, spanking, Vaginal fingering, vaginal sex, rough sex, smut with feels, doggy style, NOT canon, and more. Check on AO3 for a full list
Divider by: @steviebbboi
Y/N grit her teeth as she got out of her boyfriend’s car in the parking space in front of their townhouse. The whole ride home had been tense due her and Kyojuro having had a disagreement. It was very rare for them to argue and honestly, this fight was over a truly trivial matter...
Honestly, he was not fully wrong. It was a matter of different perspectives. But she was still not ready to raise her white flag out of spite as he was still on one about it. Y/N sighed as she acknowledged to herself that she needed to figure out a way to diffuse the flames of purgatory that had been unleashed.
She tuned out Kyojuro as he picked up his pace to keep up with her after shutting his door more forcefully than was needed, but still not quite slamming it. She unlocked the door, and opened it. Not giving in to the temptation to grab the handle and ‘close’ it behind her. Kyojuro had ridiculously fast reflexes and would catch it with absolutely zero effort. And it probably would not help the situation
She kicked off her flip flops and headed into the house. Kyojuro shut and locked the door behind him before kneeling to untie his shoes. An idea suddenly popped into her mind of how to end this whole thing quickly and put the adrenaline from the disagreement to a better use. She had never tried it before but maybe it would work…
“Kyojuro!” She said his name firmly so he paused mid action, looking up at her with a scowl on his handsome face.
“What?!”
She yanked up her shirt and bra, exposing her breasts to him. He froze solid. She watched his eyes instantly change from anger to desire as his gaze shot down from her face.
He began to hurriedly untie his shoes before giving up and standing up to yank them off. “You have 5 seconds.”
“For what?” Y/N asked, still holding up her shirt.
“A head start.”
Y/N laughed as Kyojuro tried to hurry his shoe removal and it got stuck, making him kinda hop on one foot for a minute before he got it to move. She yanked down her top and took off running to their bedroom, giggling as she heard his heavy steps coming after her. He caught up when she was just through the entryway. She turned towards him only to have her face yanked into a passionate kiss. He bent his knees and lifted her up so she could wrap her legs around his waist, before quickly laying them down on the bed.
His hands moved quickly, one shoved under her top and bra, squeezing her breast before pinching and pulling on her nipple until she moaned into his mouth, her hips instantly beginning to rock against him. His other hand cupped her face as he deepened the kiss. His hand slid down to her nape, cupping the back of her head.
“Are we okay?” She asked as he broke the kiss when they both needed more oxygen than their noses could offer. She knew they were but some little part of her still needed that reassurance from him. Needed to know he wasn’t going anywhere.
“Always,” he told her. His hand left her breast, shirt and bra still pulled on to her upper chest. He cupped her other cheek, his thumb running across her bottom lip. “We will always be okay. No matter how bad the fight. Because I love you and you love me.”
“I do, I do love you. So much,” she said, hands cupping his face and bringing him down into another scorching kiss, moaning into his mouth as he pressed his hard cock against her center.
He broke the kiss, looking down and thumbing her bottom lip again, watching it spring under his movement. “However! There is the matter of you being a brat that still needs to be addressed. Your incredible breasts indeed did work their magic but there is still a lesson to be learned.”
“Oh yeah?” She asked, smirking up at him and leaning forward to nip his lower lip, pulling on it before letting it go. She moved her head and spoke softly in his ear before she gave a quick suck and nip to his lobe. “What are you gonna do about it?”
“Give you one hell of an attitude adjustment.” He kissed her passionately before abruptly pulling back to help her rid herself of her shirt and bra before capturing her lips in a rough kiss.
Kyojuro's hands grabbed hers, pinning them above her head with one large hand. His free hand stabilized her breast as he dipped his head to latch on one of her nipples, sucking hard and pulling on it until she cried out loudly. As he alternated breasts, his hands moved to undo her jeans. He released her nipple before sitting back. He gripped onto her jeans. Y/N lifted her hips so he could yank the material down roughly, tossing the clothes behind him. “Fours. Now.”
She did what he directed, moaning the second he covered her body with his. The material of his clothes rubbed against her sensitive bare skin, making her shiver. His hands latched on to her hips with his fingers holding her in a bruising grip as his mouth claimed her neck and shoulders, sucking marks into her flesh as he went.
He suddenly detached, moving one hand to press her head down gently but firmly to the mattress before he moved to be sitting on his knees behind her. His hands gripped and squeezed the fat of her ass. He spread her cheeks to give himself a better view, his hungry eyes taking in the view from that sexy arch in her back, the swell of her ass and then focusing fully on her shiny slit, just begging for his cock, clenching around nothing. He licked his lips and moved his hands to be able to spread her pussy open with his thumbs, tracing them up and down her lips in a feather light touch.
He withdrew his hands before he gave her butt cheek a firm slap making her squawk in shock. He did it two more times, listening to the sultry moan she let out while watching the fat of her ass recoil from the contact. He leaned forward and nipped the same tender cheek he had just smacked.
“Have you learned your lesson?” He asked, grazing the pads of his fingers up and down over her pussy again, just close enough to tease her slit where he knew she was dying to be touched. Boundaries between them had long ago been set, but he still checked in with her to make sure she was good.
“What lesson? That being a brat will get me the rough treatment? Oh, I sure have, Mr. Rengoku. Lesson learned: be a brat more often!”
Apparently she wants more… That’s one way to get it… Little shit. His cock throbbed in his pants.
“Don't move.” He took the bait, already having been hooked on the line the second she had flashed her breasts at him. He moved across the bed quickly and grabbed the small bottle of lube from his night stand drawer.
His woman struggled with maintaining lubrication no matter how turned on and begging for his cock she was. Rather than making her ask for it, he kept it close and kept her cunt nice and lubed up. Pleasure was the only thing he ever wanted her to feel during these moments.
He tossed it on the bed as he stood behind her taking in the sight of her pert ass, and her pretty pink pussy spread open, just waiting for him. He palmed his still covered cock as his eyes hungrily roamed over her body.
“Head up.” He leaned forward, grabbing onto her hips and yanking her to the edge of the bed before he sat on the floor tilting his head back against the mattress.
Y/N followed his instructions, allowing him to maneuver and position her so that her cunt now hovered right above his face. She had barely gotten her hands in a comfortable position on the bed before he was pulling her down onto his mouth and began feasting on her cunt.
She cried out in pleasure as he licked her slit from the clit back to swirl around and tease the entrance of her hole, then back again to circle her tender pearl. The flat of his wide tongue felt incredible as he lapped at her folds, making her core flutter and clench on every pass.
He smirked against her, his tongue traveling that same route several more times. His fingers dug into her hips as he pulled her even closer. This time when his tongue circled her hole he finally thrust it inside.
He closed his eyes and moaned at the taste of her as he fucked her with his mouth. He thrust his tongue into her hole several times before he lifted her slightly and replaced his tongue with two fingers. He watched his fingers fucking into her hole above his head several times before he moved his mouth to focus on lapping and sucking at her clit.
“Kyojuro!” Y/N cried out his name.
Her legs began shaking as her orgasm approached. All of her muscles tensed in expectation. The flutters spread throughout her veins. At the very cusp of her crescendo Kyojuro remembered he was supposed to be taming his beloved shrew and pulled away.
He chuckled at her sound of distress before nipping her inner thigh playfully and moving to stand. He leaned over her, burying his hand in her hair and pulling her head back to kiss her passionately.
Kyojuro broke the kiss and repositioned her to again be face down and ass up before he stood fully up. He ran his fingers up and down her overly sensitive folds as he dribbled the lube onto her spread cunt. He bit his lip as he watched his fingers working it into her hole and all along her slit thoroughly. He took advantage of the situation and edged her yet again as he got her ready for him.
“You're so mean!” she glared at him from where her head was still flat to the mattress like she knew he wanted.
“You brought this on yourself,” he reminded her. “Scoot forward a bit.”
He quickly undressed, grateful to free his cock and balls from their cotton prison. His cock was so hard it hurt and could no longer be ignored. He knelt on the bed directly behind her and grabbed his cock with his lubed hand. He stroked it several times before he ran the swollen tip up and down her lubed slit, biting his lip and moaning softly at the incredible feeling.
She wailed in pleasure as he impaled himself in balls deep on the first stroke, as soon as his cock caught on her hole. She instantly began pushing back on him, finally getting part of what she wanted. High thick, hard length felt so good inside of her. She wanted… no needed more…“Oh gods! Yes! So full! ”
“Oh… fuck, Y/N…” He rasped out her name as his eyes fluttered and he groaned at the feeling of finally being inside her tight, hot cunt.
His fingers held her still and he stayed motionless for a moment, giving her a chance to adjust and him to savor the feeling of her enveloping him. It did not take him long to give in to what he knew they both wanted. He braced a foot on the bed beside her, giving himself an angle to go even deeper inside of her. His hands latched onto those perfect hips in a grip guaranteed to bruise and began fucking into her in earnest.
She cried out, fingers tangling in the sheets, searching for anything to lock her into place as he pounded into her cunt. It felt so good. All of it. His cock splitting her and stretching her as it dragged in her gummy walls. The thump and sensation of him going as deep as she could take him on every single thrust. She mewled as he filled her over and over again.
“Oh, so now you’ve got nothing to say?” Kyojuro teased, slowing his strokes just a bit so he had more freedom to move. He leaned forward, burying his hands in her hair, like he knew she loved, and pulling her head up in a firm grip. He needed more from her. He wanted to hear her getting drunk on his cock. “Come on, Y/N. Let me hear you.”
He moved a hand under her thigh, two fingers taking up residence on either side of her clit. As he sped up his thrusts again he began to move his fingers on her clit at the same pace. Those long sinful fingers of his pinched, rolled and circled around the over sensitive bead.
Desperate, filthy sounds sprinkled with curses spilled out of her mouth. Her muscles began to tense and her pussy began to tighten on his cock.
“That’s it! That’s my mouthy girl! Knows exactly what I want…”
He hit that special spot inside her and she cried out. “There, baby, there!”
His hand released her hair, moving to rest on her throat as he pounded into her from behind and his fingers worked her clit so well. He knew just what she liked. She was about to start begging to finish when Kyojuro spoke in a firm but winded tone. “Cum for me, Y/N. Cum on my cock.”
He increased his speed and tightened his hand just slightly over her throat. She called his name as she came, her pussy fluttering and pulsing on his cock, getting slicker and sloppier by the second. The squelching noise of the lube somehow sounded filthier now knowing her cream was mixed in.
The hand on her throat moved under her to bring her more up right so her back was pressed against his front. Her head fell back on to his shoulder as his large hand took up residence splayed between her breasts. He lowered his hips closer to the bed so that now she was basically sitting on his lap. He resumed thrusting, beginning to piston his cock up into her cunt at a harsh speed.
Y/N shook from over sensitivity that bordered on pain but felt so fucking good. She whined loudly as he kept abusing that spot and kept rubbing her clit. Her nails dug into his thighs where they were braced. Her hips writhed in pleasure on top of him as she kept fucking herself back onto his cock, meeting every thrust, riding him just as hard as he was fucking her even as she whined, their sweat slicked skin sliding easily against each other. “It’s too much!”
“Give me one more, my flame. I know you can do it,” he said, mouthing her neck and shoulder as he continue to fuck up into her hot tight core.
His fingers at her clit switched from circles and strokes to a swaying motion. He applied more pressure to her clit as his fingers moved faster back and forth on the bundle of nerves. Her next orgasm came on suddenly, fast and almost violently. She keened loudly in his arms as she was pulled into the vortex. Her hand quickly moved to rest on the forearm of the hand between her legs as she threw her head back farther in ecstacy.
He immediately moved the hand away at her tap out sign, instead curling both of his arms under her to grip onto her breasts. One of her hands came to rest on his nape, holding his face in the crook of her neck. His thrusts slowed to languid movements, drawing out her pleasure as long as he could, letting her ride out her high on his cock. Her movements against him were getting slower, shakier.
“Cum for me, Kyojuro, please. I want you to fill me up.” Her voice was breathy as she turned her head and pulled him into a messy kiss. “I need it.”
“Tell me how you want it,” he said, mouthing her neck right below her ear. He spoke in husky tones. “Tell me how you want me to fuck my cum into you.”
She clenched on his cock at his dirty talk. “I want to see your face.”
“Lay down,” he said, helping her change positions and moving to kneel between her thighs, his cock still painfully hard.
He coated his cock in lube again before grabbing onto her hips and pulling her closer so she was nestled against his lap. He pressed her thighs back, spreading her open fully and placing his cock between her slick pussy lips, sliding it up and down her sensitive slit. He closed his eyes, pressed his lips together and groaned.
Y/N moved her hand between them and guided him to her center. She kept her hand there, her fingers spread in a V as she felt him press into her fully. She held his gaze as she kept her hand there as his hands gripped the backs of her thighs and he began to thrust.
“You feel so good,” he told her, leaning down to kiss her.
His hands found hers and he moved them up above her head, locking their fingers together as his thrusts built up speed. Soon he was bracing on his palms with her knees against the bed, hips rolled back as far as they could go and fucking down into her used cunt with abandon.
“Fuck! Gods!” She cried out, her hands moving to his shoulders to drag her nails down his back in pleasure. “You give it to me so good, baby!”
He let out what almost sounded like a whimper at her words, throbbing inside of her silken walls. His thrusts were getting sloppier, falling out of time. “Close, I’m so close!”
“Give it to me, Kyo, you know it’s what I want,” she said, hands moving to frame his face as he thrust against her. She kissed him passionately, before pulling back, still cupping his face. “Cum for me, please. I’m begging for it, Kyo.”
Her words absolutely destroyed him just as she intended. His cock rammed into her harder as he chased his high until he roared out her name, filling her up just like she begged for. He thrust against her, slowing and going until fully spent.
Kyojuro rested back on his legs, slowly pulling out and watching his cum dribble out of her for a moment before he turned his gaze back to Y/N’s face. She laid against their pillows in a haze of exhaustion that only comes from a good fucking, with a smile on her lips, a sheen of sweat covering her skin.
He grinned and leaned down over her, bracing on his palms and pressing a few gentle kisses to her lips. “Did you learn your lesson?”
“Yes, but not the lesson you intended,” she said with a laugh, she reached up and pulled loose the tie in his ponytail, running her fingers through his fiery hair as it fell around his face.
“Oh?” he asked, arching a brow at her. “Then what lesson did you learn?”
“That flashing you in the middle of an argument not only ends the argument but gets me fucked stupid.”
He laughed, kissing her again before plopping down next to her and pulling her into his arms. He kissed the top of her head and smiled at the ceiling in contentment. He couldn't deny that what she said was true. “Well, at least you learned something.”
#rengoku kyojuro#rengoku kyoujurou#sandwitchstories#rengoku smut#rengoku x reader#demon slayer rengoku#kyojuro rengoku#kyojuro rengoku smut#kny x reader smut#demon slayer x reader smut#rengoku x y/n#rengoku x y/n smut
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I really should change some of these banners . . because its always more than 6 sentences with me . . 😂
Thanks to the following lovelies who have tagged me for Six/Seven/Several Sentence Sunday and WIP Wednesday lately:
@porcelainmortal @iboatedhere @caterpills @nocoastposts @seths-rogens
@thesleepyskipper @onthewaytosomewhere @forabeatofadrum @alasse9
@blueeyedgrlwrites
Here are a couple of things for ya all: 1 Klaine and 1 RWRB selection for you under the cut:
Another snippet from my RWRB fic, Puppy Love
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Henry blushed ( way too prettily in Alex’s opinion). “I . . just help out here. It’s really Pez - He was the one who helped get this place off the ground. I don’t do that much. “ “Don’t belittle yourself, H.” Alex said as he stepped closer. “I can tell these folks here like you, look up to you. It’s a vibe. I can feel it.” Alex sidled up closer to Henry, slyly grinning as he slipped a hand to Henry’s waist, letting his fingers curl in that soft, sweet dip that he’s been aching to touch for so long. Henry shivered a little at the warmth of Alex’s palm, the closeness of him. “I . . I just want these kids to have what I never got . . .” Henry said softly. “My father died before I could come out to him. My mother is just a shell of herself since he passed. It was like I had lost two parents that day he left us. Of the remaining family, only my sister Bea is supportive. My brother Phillip is a knob and spends way too much time with my homophobic grandmother to remember that I happen to be his brother as well.” ‘H . .” Alex frowned, he didn’t like that slight tinge of sadness he heard in the other man’s voice. “ Well, fuck ‘em. Not Bea of course. She sounds amazing. But the other two.” His fingers gave Henry’s waist a supportive squeeze. “At least you have your sister and Pez . . the folks who live and run this place . . and, well, me.” He flashed Henry sweet, shy smile. Henry’s heart swelled as he leaned closer to whisper. “ I have you, do I?” “For as much and as long as you want me, baby.”
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And this part of the next chapter of my Klaine epic: If I Can Make Your Heart My Home
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Blaine’s arms reached out towards the other side of the bed. His eyes popped open as his fingers felt the cool bedsheets next to him. No warm body as he expected. No Kurt. His heart started racing as the panic started to set in. It wasn’t a dream. It couldn’t have been. Blaine’s body bore witness to that. Did Kurt leave? Again? The scent of cinnamon slowly wafted through the open doorway, causing Blaine to clumsily fall out of the bed and rush out of the room, down the stairs and to the kitchen. Breathless, he jogged through the doorway, stopping short at the sight of Kurt, wearing his bathrobe, bending over to take something out of the oven. “You’re here.” Blaine said, surprised and relieved at the same time. Kurt chuckled as he placed the hot metal tray onto of the oven to cool. “Of course I’m here, “ he said over his shoulder, all the while shaking his head. He took the oven mitt off his hand and tossed it on the counter. “I’m here and you’re . .” Kurt said as he shut the oven door and turned around . He blushed as he saw Blaine. “You’re . . . you’re . . naked.”
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#bitbybitwrites#klaine fanfic#klaine fanfiction#klaine fic#klaine#kurt hummel#blaine anderson#fic: if i can make your heart my home#rwrb fanfic#rwrb fic#rwrb fanfiction#rwrb#red white and royal blue#firstprince#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#fic: puppy love
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A less than comprehensive list of stuff I’m into for anyone interested
I’m going to be honest I’m fairly ~vanilla~ for lack of a better word as far as tumblr peeps tend to be but there are a few things I am really into that you’ll probably see come up on my blog on occasion.
•major praise kink (tell me I’m pretty, tell me how good I’m doing/being, compliment me, praise me, be nice to me lol I love all that😅)
•I’m slightly switchy, I definitely lean more towards the submissive side of things more often than not but I do have and enjoy moments where I’m more dominant (do keep in mind tho I’m really only submissive with those I have a dynamic and built comfort and trust with)💕
•breeding kink (minus the pregnancy) I love breeding talk and being filled and all that good stuff but I do not want to be pregnant and don’t get turned on by the thought of being pregnant so it’s like a half breeding kink😝
•breast/nipple play and stimulation (I really do love having someone grope me or sucking on my tits🙈 I also really love reciprocating that with other girls)
•cum—I love being painted and I love being filled and there not much else to say there😅💦
•tying in the last two, I do actually really enjoy tit fucking and having someone finish on them🙈 idk it’s just really hot
•light pet play, emphasis on the light and it’s a very minor dabbling🐈⬛ (recently learned I like being called kitten sometimes😅)
•idk if this counts fully but MOANING🫠 boy moans? Girl moans? Fuck they’re so hot. I’m an avid user of the Quinn app and love audios.
•exhibition kink (this is not shocking I like posting my tits for strangers on the internet)👀
•minimal impact play but only with trusted individuals I have established relationships with
•being babied/being a little💖—this one has some set limits if I don’t actually know you, trust you, or have an established dynamic and is a newer one I’m still exploring
•being taken care of (physically/financially) as a form of praise and/being babied (ties into the praise kink and the last one, also still newer and learning about it)
•being a fucktoy🧸 so this one is 100% reserved for people I’m in a relationship with but free use/being theirs whenever/somnophilia when it’s someone I fully trust *sigh*
Annnnnnd that’s about it for the main ones! I may update this post down the line and if you’ve got any questions I’m happy to answer as long as you’re respectful/kind with it!
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i watched a movie last night about this couple that goes on a hiking/camping trip and on their way to the site they stop at this little roadside restaurant called "bigfoot's burger shack" and my brain immediately went omg but what if wayne and eddie owned a little diner off the side of the road on the way to a forest famous for "bigfoot sightings" and their restaurant was like totally cryptid themed. and then my brain spiralled...
it's dustin's birthday and he's in his cryptid era right now, so of course he is desperate to visit the forest best known for having the most bigfoot sightings.
robin is just as interested in cryptids as dutsin is (she's not a full blown conspiracy theorist or anything but she DOES get wildly entertained by them, and she loves to read up on them even if she doesn't necessarily believe/agree with some of them).
and because robin and dustin are so into it, steve gets roped along. although, is it getting roped along if you're the one that offers to drive and also plan the whole camping trip while you're at it? (plus, hey, steve's curious too.)
so steve robin and dustin head out to "bigfoot forest" or whatever fun name the locals and tourists alike have given it.
on the drive there they pass this little diner on the outskirts of the nearby town and decide to stop for a bite to eat before they finish the last stretch of the drive to the campsite. this place is one of those like cozy diner style places that's full of like locally handcarved furnishings and every square inch of the walls is covered in framed photographs and various signage and knick knacks of all kinds. except this place has fully capitalized on the nearby forest, because it's basically like a cryptid cafe - those photos on the wall are various "bigfoot sightings" and newspaper articles and clippings about bigfoot and other various cryptids. it's fun and it's very clearly a good business model lol.
this place, of course, is owned and operated by none other than wayne and eddie munson.
(i'm thinking the place is maybe called "benny's bigfoot buffet" and they took it over for benny hammond after he either died or mysteriously disappeared or just moved on.)
but anyways, steve robin and dustin stop there for lunch and they meet eddie and wayne and they all get to chatting and blah blah. eddie and wayne tell them plenty of stories of sightings - both ones they've heard from other people as well as their own (because of course they're believers).
eventually, steve robin and dustin have to leave because it's getting later and they want to make it to the campsite before it gets dark so they can set up.
blah blah blah. the first night is relatively normal, they hear some sounds and steve teases robin about it being bigfoot, and dustin gets excited about that. but they make it through the night. the next day they explore a bit. then when night falls, weird things happen. more sounds, only closer, louder, and they sound... like something. like an animal, like a creature. dustin and robin obviously go bigfoot but steve isn't so convinced. but then dustin runs out of the tent because he wants to try to get a photo or something and steve and robin chase after him and. and. annnnnnd.
he goes missing.
steve and robin comb the forest that night calling for dustin, searching for him. they don't find him though. but steve sees something. he sees bigfoot. (or what he is absolutely convinced is bigfoot now.)
they head to the munson's diner so they can use their phone to call the local police, and hopper callahan and powell roll up onto the scene and ask what happened and steve and robin tell them, and at first steve doesn't want to tell them about what he thinks he saw because he knows how that's going to play out. they're going to think he's crazy. but robin convinces him to maybe? or maybe she just tells them herself. but, as expected, they laugh at that. they tell them that bigfoot isn't real. blah blah.
of course, during all of this eddie and wayne were listening, they heard it all. and after hopper and co talk to them, eddie corners steve and is like tell me what you saw and there's something about him that makes steve feel like safe almost? like he can tell eddie and he won't laugh like the cops, he won't judge steve, he won't call him crazy. so he tells eddie and eddie looks spooked, but also excited and he tells steve yeah. that sounds like bigfoot.
and blah blah they end up taking things into their own hands and doing the investigating themselves, steve robin and eddie. (maybe they call in some reinforcements in the form of eddie's friends from town? local journalist nancy wheeler, photographer jonathan byers, max mayfield, fellow cryptid enthusiast)
and i literally have not thought of anything past this or what actually happened to dustin or how they find him or if bigfoot is actually real in this or if they end up unconvering some huge government conspiracy instead or something lmaoo. but yeahhhhhhh. oh and also ofc steddie happens along the way lol.
just. cryptids. bigfoot. spoooooooky. pacific northwest forest vibes. appalachian munsons. yeahhhhhh.
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#robin buckley#dustin henderson#wayne munson#stranger things#mack writes#im in my cryptid era#no plot just vibes rn but is this something
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also I bought the digital download for Alice in the Upper Class.
but that's it. I draw the line here.
I'm not buying another copy of this album, I fucking have three. I bought the basic ass CD before they released signed versions. So I'm getting two CDs, and I have this digital download.
Dumb. Overkill. I hate this is how pop music is now.
I'll just have to wait until all the extra songs end up on streaming. We got a Y2K song today, so I'm betting we'll get one each for the other three decades.
Annnnnnd that sucks!!! I don't want to buy four copies of the same album to hear every song!!!
It double sucks because Alice in the Upper Class is really, really fucking good. I think it might actually be my favorite on the record. And 90% of fans haven't heard it yet, and won't, any time soon.
So here's hoping the three other songs suck, I guess, lmfao.
#halsey#I can give anyone a link to Alice#just ask#I gotta be a lil careful so I don't get terminated#so I'm not going to upload or post it here
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Omg Spideeeeer, he is so small 🥺🥺🥺 Literally just a little guy. Branch finally making friends outside of the diner gang and creating one of the biggest and deepest bounds know to man, rivalry <3
They hate each other, they are best friends, they try to kill each other in the most violent ways possible and then go for ice cream together. They would literally murder someone if they played laser tag in the same team, they are likely banned from playing any coop games at the arcade and make diner gang's game night literal hell on earth. Spider calls Branch his biggest enemy and the worst thing to ever happen to him, Branch pretends he doesn't even know how Spider is and insults his whole existence every chance he gets... Spider also sleep over at his house at least once a month and they take wrestling classes together.
Did I maybe get to invest on a background character with currently one line? Perhaps... But you can't blame me, rivals and mortal enemies that are actually love each other or are (not so) secret best friends is my favorite trope! Annnnnnd Branch deserves as many friends as he can get, let the boy be loved and cherished by his peers and equals!
I think you'll like what I've got cooking up for Spider!
I'm glad people like Spider, he's a silly little guy
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Do a part 2 of I’ve got a race to win! PLS it’s so good like give us the smut 😩😩
Ummmmmmmm so no smut(sorry to disappoint) but I don’t write that but heres a part two nonetheless
Also I honestly didn’t expect part one to get so much attention
This is about Xaiver and NOT Percy Hynes-White
-Victory-
Xavier Thorpe X Reader
Part One
Ummmmmm yeah. Typical relationship problems sequel. Slight angst(maybe, not really) ahead. Happy ending because I can’t write one that isn’t annnnnnd Xaiver’s a little bit of a whiney bitch in this (that boy has some abandonment issues and maybe some other things, depressed ass) This is also kinda shitty because i honestly didn’t know how to expand on part one
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Oh god you fucked up. How you fucked up, you aren’t quite sure.
After the Poe cup you tried to get back to Xavier, but you just got caught up in everyone. Your team decided to have a mini celebration in your dorm and whenever you tried to leave, someone pulled you back.
You didn’t think too much of it, Xavier was your best friend(? Boyfriend? You don't really know) you could talk to him tomorrow.
But, as it seems, he did not want to talk to you.
You tried, you tried a ton. Every class you had with him you made a point to sit next to him and try to get his attention. You passed notes, made quiet quips to him about the lessons, tried to follow him to classes you didn’t even have.
He was ignoring you. It was very plain to see. Maybe if you had found him immediately after the cup. Maybe if you talked to him more insistently. Maybe if you hadn’t kissed him at all. You could have been misreading the signals, there might not have been any to begin with. And now you have fucked up and you don’t even really know what your fuck up is.
“I don’t see why you can’t just speak with him.” Wednesday says, watching you pathetically lay face down on Enid’s bed. “He’s ignoring them though.” Enid replies, sitting down next to you.
“I don't see why you can’t use force. Or let me drain him of his blood, that would put an end to this exhausting situation and let me have quiet writing time.” She snips out, pushing the keys on her typewriter a bit too forcefully.
“I’m not as intimidating as you. He’d see through any intimidating facade I put on.” You put a mocking tone on intimidating, knowing Xaiver would probably laugh in your face if you tried to be forceful with him.
He didn’t laugh when you were nipping at his neck in the forest
You groan at your thoughts, who even knows if he actually enjoyed that. Could have been faking to stall you. Which, in hindsight, doesn’t really make sense considering all it did was stall him.
A knock on the door breaks you out of your thoughts.
“Why is our room the one everyone decides to congregate in?” Wednesday asks annoyed, getting up to angrily open the door.
You jolt upright at Xavier’s voice.
“Wednesday, I really need to talk to you.” He said, not yet noticing you. She groans in response before stalking over to you.
Xaiver looks… honestly as bad as you felt, despite that you can’t help find his undone look incredibly attractive. Even though he looks ready to bolt as soon as he sees you.
Wednesday grabs your hand, forcefully pulling you up and dragging you towards the door.
“I believe you need to speak with them.” She replies by pushing you out the door.
You both stand there silently for a very long time.
You don’t really know what he’s waiting for. You’ve tried talking to him and all he does is push you away. The sigh that comes out of you when you realize he’s waiting for you is quite pitiful if you’re being honest.
You start to walk away, not letting him have the satisfaction of you asking what’s wrong again.
“Wait! Please… we really should talk.” He says after grabbing your arm. He puts on a joking tone, as if you’d laugh after all your dropped jokes from today.
“I don’t see why you want to talk now. After I’ve been trying all day.” You quip back, thoroughly exhausted with him.
“I know… I shouldn't have ignored you. I just… can we not do this in front of Enid’s room where you know she’s listening? Please?” He trails off, placing a pointed stare at the door behind you.
“Fine.” You sigh out, removing your hand from his grip and walking swiftly down the hallway. He catches up with you easily. Damn those long legs.
The walk to your dorm is awkward. So very awkward. The both of you used to be able to fill any silence with banter, gossip, or nothing at all, not caring what filled the silence, just that you were spending time with one another.
Then you went and screwed it all up.
Or he did.
Or you both did.
You honestly don’t know.
When you open the door you both walk quickly in, letting him shut it before leaning back.
“Look, I… I’m sorry for ignoring you. It was uncalled for.” He gets out, he’s never really been good at apologies.
“I don’t care that you were ignoring me, okay I care but I just want to know the reason. What did I do that made you so pissed?” You ask, placing your hands on your hips.
He looks utterly astonished that you don’t know, not taking into consideration that he didn’t tell you.
“Excuse me? You used me! You kissed me when you knew I liked you to win the stupid trophy and didn’t even care enough to spare me a glance after you did.” He answers, which only makes you more confused.
“First of all you kissed me, not the other way around! And secondly, how could I have used your feelings if I didn’t even know you had them! And third of all! I tried to talk to you and you blew me off!” You reply, stalking closer to him.
“How could you not have! I made it so incredibly obvious! Everyone knew! They constantly joked about how whipped I am in front of you!” He says, exasperatedly, running his hands through his hair.
“Well I didn’t! And now you decide to ignore me because I couldn’t get back to you immediately after I won! I wanted to! If that makes you feel better. Except you’re so good at ignoring me and not just fucking communicating like a rational person, that that wouldn’t have mattered! Ya’ know sometimes I think- “ it doesn’t really matter what you think when Xavier pulls you head forward to meet your lips with his.
While this is most certainly not a solution to the problem at hand you can’t deny it’s a very good distraction. Xavier’s hands land on your cheeks, making sure you don’t stray too far from him in your attempts for breath, while yours are clutched at his shirt, just as desperate to keep him close to you.
God, it’s lovely, hot breaths mingled in between long drawn out kisses and Xaivers short groans whenever you decide to nip at his lips.
Reluctantly(very reluctantly) you pull away from him.
“This isn’t exactly communicating.” You whisper out, looking at Xaivers flushed face.
“You’re not getting the message?” He says, trailing one of his hands down to rest on your hip. “I love you, have for longer than I’d like to admit.”
“Thankfully, don’t know what I’d do if I had to go back to pretending that you don’t drive me crazy.” You confess, quivering as his thumb swipes over your lips.
“I might need to make it a little clearer though.” He suggests with a devious glint in his eyes.
“Maybe… “ you breathe out, your eyelids already sliding shut.
Once his lips are on yours for a third time in the past 24 hours, you don’t think you could ever remember when victory tasted as sweet.
#fanfiction#xaiver thorpe x gender neutral!reader#Xaiver Thorpe#wednesday#wednesday show#xaiver thorpe x reader#why is this what blows up
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Pairing: Keith/Reader(she/her)
Words: 614
Prompt: "Oh, God." He muttered, his heart dancing in his chest. "What did we just do." From this prompt list.
Context: I livestreamed me writing on my server, Scummy Streams, and let whoever joined pick a prompt for me to write then and there! @ridiculouslly-ridiculous picked out this prompt with Keef, and then we sat and... listened to lofi calmly as I typed ahahaha
There were many instances where Keith’s heart was set aflutter- those moments where turning the pages to another one of Sonia’s books had his chest pounding in excitement and intrigue, or those lonely moments where he ‘woke up’, dazed and confused with his surroundings.
Typically, it was quick for him to piece together what had happened. If he was in the woods at random, he knew his other self likely needed a break from the politics and royal bullshit. If it was his apothecary, it was easy to gleam what exactly his other half had been concocting- so on, so forth. And those moments where his heart ramped in speed would only last for seconds before he was able to let out a sigh of relief.
However… This time he awoke to another set of eyes before his, and his heart slammed into his throat. A coughing gasp, and he nearly jumped out of his skin with how fast he took a step back, mind racing to put together the messy pieces of this scenario.
He blinked rapidly, trying to process what had happened- your face was set with a deep blush, lips slightly parted as you brushed the pads of your fingers along them, also sharing some of his wonder to an extent. The more he glanced around - taking note of what little space the balcony he was on had, the faint bustle of noises through the covered glass doors behind you - the more his chest constricted.
"Oh, God." He muttered, hand pressed against his racing heart. "What did we just do."
You started to speak before your brows furrowed, a flash of disbelief across your features. In that moment, he was busy trying to quell his own thoughts. Was his first kiss just taken away from him? Did he really switch just after the experience ended, leaving him to act like a fool in front of you?
“What do you mean?”
Oh… Snapped back into reality, it was easier to see how the sweet bewilderment in your gaze transformed into betrayal, hurt.
“W-w-well, that is… we, um…”
Nothing was coming out right, because what could he say in this moment? How could he explain what must surely look like a blundered attempt at a retreat from…whatever situation has transpired before. There must have been sweet words exchanged, because what else could explain the prickle of heated tears in your eyes.
You turned on your heel swiftly, no doubt in a rush to hide the waves of emotion rolling through you. Even when he called out for you to just wait, just for one moment, you still left him alone on that cold balcony, still trying to process what just happened.
Did… His other self just ruin any chance he had pursuing you, his crush?
The temptation to linger and just stare blankly at your fleeting form, your body weaving and disappearing into the crowded ballroom, was a strong and familiar feeling. It brought forth memories of other instances where his feet had been rooted to the spot, watching a misunderstanding take off while he did nothing to stop it.
Did he really want that to happen with you, as well? Could he continue his stay in Rhodolite having to dodge you in the hallways and the library, never getting to spare more than casual greetings your way?
Imagining that- the way you’d possibly look hurt, unable to meet his eyes from this point forward, had his feet moving before his brain could catch up with his actions. Clumsily, perhaps a little too forcefully, he made his way from the balcony and through the ballroom, determined to find you and set this right.
Annnnnnd that is that! Short lil ditty. I don't write keith that often and wasn't sure how to tackle this one, and thought in this type of scenario that alt keith COULD be an asshole like this....IF he wanted... I imagine alt Keith probably did this as a way to spur Keith to admit his feelings- like to finally get the balls to, rather than just let another crush fizzle out due to being too scare to pursue it.
That's that.
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Ugh.
So, obviously, being a human, I screw up regularly at my job. That's to be expected, and it's usually fine. I have zero problems owning up to mistakes/missteps/misunderstandings/whatever. And, I think in relationships, it usually only makes things stronger when you go through those things and come out on the other side with a new understanding and stronger communication and bond. But yesterday...wow...I had this whole idea of this big therapeutic moment that I was going to have with this client and it went SO, SO BADLY...I mean were I watching it on tv or something it would be comedically bad.
I took one of my clients to the cemetery to visit his grandmother's grave yesterday. I could go into all the reasons this was a huge deal, but that's a whole other post. But, it's been something that was a long time coming and was supposed to be this big moment...annnnnnd we get there, and the cemetery is HUGE and it was one of those things where, of course, you THINK you remember exactly where you need to go, but then the place is a zillion times bigger than in your memory and everything looks kind of the same, so then it's overwhelming. Well, he remembered that they have maps there, so I volunteered to go in and request one since it was packed in the office and my client didn't want to walk into a room full of dressed up, grieving, white people. I finally get someone to help me and she looks up the name and is like, "No, we don't have anyone here by that name. Sorry. We have other cemeteries, maybe try there." The other ones are all the way across town. So, I go back out and talk to my client, but he is sure that this is the right cemetery, so then he goes in with me, and the woman immediately becomes WAY more rude and argues with him that he is wrong because her "system" could never be wrong, and I have to get him out of there before things escalate after he starts getting pissed and giving her some choice words and we start disrupting whatever is going on with all the well-dressed white people. We go back out to the car and he is shaking with rage and I look online and there's apparently a website called Find a Grave, and I look up his grandmother and sure enough, she is there at the cemetery we are currently at, and it has some code and even a PICTURE of the headstone. So, with phone and PICTURE in hand, we go back in. The woman is pissed at us at this point and hands my client a clipboad with a stack of papers on it that he is supposed to fill out for an inquiry?? And, he was...to be concise...like, "Fuck you and fuck that," and I asked to speak to someone in charge because the all-knowing internet is telling us his grandmother is in this cemetery and we are not filling out an inquiry, we just want a map!!!! So, the manager comes out and I show him the website and the photo and the code thing, and oh, magically, such a place exists! And, he brings us a map, but then he insists on ESCORTING US over there. I told him that was unnecessary, but he insisted, so then we get there and things are not in the best shape and this fucking guy is fussing around trying to tidy things up while my client is seconds from exploding and I was just like, "PLEASE leave. Thank you for your help, but please, please leave now and let us have a minute." Thank God he did as I asked. But, wow. what a nightmare. It took us an hour and fifteen minutes after arriving at the cemetery to get to the actual gravesite. Nothing therapeutic was happening at that point.
We did tidy up a little and leave her flowers, and we sat for a minute, but between the anger and frustration and the sadness and everything that was brought up by the whole...thing...it was just a mess, and he just wanted to leave. I felt HORRIBLE. I do not have a ton of experience with this kind of thing, but I have another client who we have been working up to visiting his son's grave, but now I know that I will 100% go by on my own first and make sure we know WHERE THE FUCK THE GRAVE IS beforehand so nothing like this happens again.
Were this to have happened a few months ago, I don't think this client would have come back to see me ever again. I'm very, very grateful that he was willing to give me grace and not hold this clusterfuck against me, but I still feel absolutely awful that it happened.
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watching "Listen" from 12 and then directly afterwards "The Devil's Chord" from 15 was the wrong decision on my part. it only made the devil's chord that much more painful. like listen isn't like an insanely good episode or anything but it. actually feels like a sci-fi show. and it has a very touching ending with clara and kid doctor.
a better comparison would be with "Robot of Sherwood" from 12 vs. devil's chord. they're both the 2nd episode of their respective doctors, with the plot being the companion's "i've always wanted to go to-" dream. both are EXCELLENT companion dreams: robin hood and the beatles. both have INSANE levels of potential for shenanigans between people of legendary status and doctor + companion. but um. one is done incredibly and the other is. not.
Robot of Sherwood: start in the TARDIS with doctor & companion. wanna see robin hood, oh but robin hood is not real - and wow, an idea held by a character in the intro scene will actually play a key role in both the comedy AND emotional charge for the entire episode! for the rest of the episode, you have robin hood as the 3rd protagonist in TONS of scenes, with iconic characters as his merry men and the sheriff making appearances. and look, an actual sci-fi thing going on! the guards are robots and they're stealing gold for their spaceship! cool!! and then the emotion-based ending of the doctor and robin relating over being legendary heroes who will only be remembered as such.
The Devil's Chord: start in unknown location with piano guy and his student. that's fine, it's setting up the plot, sure. get some fun piano playing and holy shit okay the villain is right here and just immediately showing their entire hand and purpose?? okay so they're killing people because they want music to themself. okay, they seem cool enough, there must be some interesting thing about them that we'll learn later. switch to TARDIS, wanna see the beatles, let's go!, montage of them watching famous musicians be shit at EMI studios. oh hey it's george martin the producer of the beatles thats fun!! annnnnnd he has more lines than ringo and george combined and this is basically the last time we will see half of the beatles! um. okay. i am dead serious half the beatles have about 2-3 lines between them and they only speak in 1 fucking scene. there's a cool scene with paul & doctor and ruby & john, i really liked how they explained the disappearance of music and the inherent terror everyone seemed to feel of the maestro (the villain) coming to get them. the scene on the rooftop is cool! im a pianist and i love orchestral music so i really liked that. but i was so terrified she was going to start singing at any moment because i cannot handle any more cringe-worthy songs in this show i just can't. this is not a musical. anyway, the whole episode falls apart when you realize oh the beatles arent actually what this episode is about and oh the maestro is literally just the character that you saw in the intro scene and they have no twist motive and no emotional charge and yeah they're the toymaker's kid so they're a "force of nature" and not an alien with cool science and they just want allll the music. and then there's long "fight" scenes and then john and paul save the day without saying a single word in a 15-second long total shot. and then there's a fully fever-dream level dance and song montage.
i dont know too much about peoples' opinions on 15 so far cause ive had spoiler tags blocked for months, but from what i HAVE seen, it's been really positive. am i blind? am i stupid? am i bigoted????? why dont i like the vibes of this season?? maybe im just spiraling because ive been so hyped to watch the beatles episode as a beatles fan for MONTHS and just can't cope with ringo and george being written out. ive only seen 3 episodes w 15. i so hope it gets better. please let it be better. if they do another musical number i will kill something. i will spontaneously combust.
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What can the damned really say to the damned?
Annnnnnd we're finally back... God, it's been a long year and a half.
Unreliable narrator Louis confirmed. Obviously.
Real Rashid. 🤣
Armand is a smug bastard and I love him.
But I love Imaginary Lestat even more... argh, I didn't think we'd even see him hardly at all this season!
I wasn't sure about New Claudia, but after her rant in the boiler room, I kinda like her.
"You and me, me and you." And your imaginary maker, but yeah.
Also, hitching a ride to Paris with the Venus de Milo, lol
Seeing Louis and Claudia trudging through war-torn Europe, the blood being full of the misery and it affecting them was nice to include for a storytelling beat. Rather than them going straight from New Orleans to Paris, having them struggle and fight humans and each other was brilliant.
Having that one scene with Louis and Armand by themselves was interesting. And kinda sus.
I cannot wait for 18th century Lestat and Armand.
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#louis du pointe du lac#claudia#armand#lestat de lioncourt#daniel molloy
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