#annette is just a lazy housewife

[llama-head]

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Cassandra: I’m pretty sure we all have kids, right?

Summer:  I don’t.

Cassandra: Right, sorry Summer. 

Summer: No, it’s fine I don’t want any.

Marcus: Sometimes I think we shouldn’t have had any.

Cassandra: Oh stop, babies are just difficult. 

Marcus: Wait Emory, if you don’t have social media you don’t know who half these people are, do you?

Emory: No, but I was just gonna piece it together. 

Paolo: Oh my god dude.

Marcus: This is Cassandra, my wife. Sitting with Travis is his wife Sofia, and with Jay is his wife Houda.

Emory: Ah, hello. So most of you have kids? 

Jay: Yeah man, you have one too right?

Emory:  I have two. 

Jay: Oh shit, they weren’t in the photo.

Emory: Griffin was still pregnant with her.

Jay: Excuse me?

Houda: You’re part alien right?

Griffin: Yeah, I am.

Jay: Ah that sums it up.

Houda: I thought that was pretty obvious Jay.

Jay: Well, yeah, it is now.

Houda: Idiot.

Jay: So you have a daughter?

Emory: Yeah, English.

Jay: And the teenager.

Emory: Yeah, Jax.

Jay: So is he why you disappeared into oblivion? It must have been around the same time, right? When he was born?

Emory: I, uh, I actually didn’t know he existed up until a few months ago.

Jay: Shit, really? Who’s his mom?

Emory: Oh, um, Donnie is. 

Jay: Who’s Donnie?

Emory: Oh, um-

Marcus: Oh is he another part alien, is that like your thing? 

Emory: No, no, he went to school with us.

Travis: The only Donnie I knew was Don Lothario. 

Emory: Oh my god no.

Travis: Yeah I didn’t think he could get pregnant.

Paolo: Is it...Payton? 

Emory: Yeah.

Marcus: OH.

Paolo: So sh-he’s Donnie now, huh?

Emory: Yeah.

Paolo: Whatever happened to him? He was hot.

Griffin: He’s still hot.

Emory: Yeah, he lives in Sulani currently.

Paolo: Sulani?

Emory: Yeah.

Paolo: That’s so cool, I always wanted to go there.

Emory: It’s really nice. 

Paolo: You’ve been?

Emory: Yeah I spent New Years there.

Jay: No offense Griffin but I always thought you and A-Donnie would end up together.

Marcus: Yeah same, you two were always so weird about each other.

Annette: They’re still weird around each other. 

Emory: We are not. 

Griffin: Dude, you so are. 

Emory: He’s just, like my brother.

Johnny: Is that so? I’m like your brother and you’re not weird with me.

Emory: I’m not but Griffin and you are weird together. 

Griffin: That’s very true. If only Wolfgang was here.

Travis:  That weird emo kid who was friends with Noel?

Emory: Yep.

Paolo: He’s still around?

Annette: Yeah he’s in the photos.

Marcus: The beard guy? That’s the emo? 

Emory: Yeah, he’s still pretty emo.

Griffin: Wolfgang was emo?

Annette:  Oh god, you didn’t know?

Griffin: No, why has no one told me?

Emory: Forgot.

Travis: Sofia grew up around Wolfgang, right? 

Sofia: Yeah kinda. He was sorta a dick though. Him and the other “Renegades” didn’t like me and my friends.

Griffin: Oh my god, were you a Paragon? 

Sofia: Oh god, he’s told you about it?

Griffin:  When he was in a gang? Yeah he’s mentioned it a couple times.

Sofia: They weren’t a gang, they were a bunch of jerks pissed off at the world who took it out on the popular kids.

Travis: Yet he hung out with the Garcias.

Sofia: My best friend’s younger brother was in it, so maybe they just didn’t like her but it was weird. He’s like, six years younger than me so they were hanging out with a child.

Griffin: Yeah, that’s kinda what I got from what he told me.

Johnny: Same, there was no way it was actually a gang. He definitely got in fights with someone though. His nose is like a rollercoaster.

Sofia: Oh yeah, he got in fights with whoever.

Griffin: He’s really chill now though.

Sofia: Oh I’m sure, everyone grows up. I’m not saying my friends and I didn’t play into either. Just a bunch of dumb teenagers. And a child.

Travis: He just looks like a hippie now.

Emory: He kinda is, he’s into witchcraft and shit. Noel’s house is like full of crystals and herbs. 

Annette: Smells like awful when you walk in.

Emory: Like your house doesn’t smell like cheap weed.

Johnny: That is entirely my fault.

Travis: We know. 

Annette: He named our dog Doobie.

Johnny: Fuck yeah I did.

Summer: When did you become a suburban housewife Annie?

Annette: I don’t know but I kinda like it. I just sit around and paint and cook food. Hang out with my kids when they’re around, it’s pretty chill. 

Houda: Hm, maybe I should try that. 

Jay: Houda, we don’t got Landgraab money.

Annette: Hey, I was lazy before I was rich.

Marcus: Cassie and I both don’t work so you aren’t the laziest couple.

Johnny: Right, you’re a Goth.

Cassandra: Technically we are sworn enemies.

Johnny: Yeah, I’m just here to get intel for my mother.

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Thoughts on Other Students in 3H

in no particular order

Hubert: evil snake boi, i kinda like you. i just wish there was more actual meat to ya then what there is. still, he does his role effectively and unlike edelgard plays into the whole evil empire thing with more gusto so i ironically find him more palatable because atleast the game isnt trying to pretend he isnt shady as fuck.

Dedue: oddly charming despite his straight laced attitude, he gets some interesting nuance in how well he highly respects (cough loves cough) dimitri and likes individual people from the blue lions, he doesnt have any particular fondness for faerghus as a whole which is definitely understandable given his history. hes essentially using the camus/murdoch aspect of undying loyalty and even borrows elements of the female camuses line of romantic interest in their liege however heavily implied it might be and applying that to a male playable character. Plus he just has some fun and interesting interactions with other characters in general.

Lorenz: I have difficulty saying whether i like him. on the one hand, he ended up being more multidimensional then i thought he was going to be with his internal conflict between keeping up appearances for the sake social status and societal order and his desire to pursue his own personal interests and ideals against the needs of his father and thus societal conventions. on the other hand, the game never really runs with this as much as it should and hes still treated as a bit of a joke character so... c+ to b? 

Ingrid: the token heterosexual of the blue lions whos still kinda gay anyways, her whole struggle with being a knight over a housewife seems a bit odd on the surface considering theres plenty of female knights and no one throws much of a fuss in universe, until you learn that it isnt so much that society expects her to do it as matter of course and more so that shes struggling with whether to pursue personal duty to her family or personal desires and ideals kinda like lorenz. in that respect she hits the mark a bit better then he does.

Raphael: kinda insubstantial but i liked him anyways, his sheer exuberance can be kinda refreshing in the games darker moments and hes got a few angles of his own such as his refusal to consider his parents deaths as part of a larger conspiracy so as to not hurt his friendship with ignatz nor ruin his own life and his sisters. plus hes just generally a nice guy. like a big huggable bear. just a shame that being a nice kinda dumb huggable bear is all thats really done with him.

Ignatz: his painting stuff and personal insecurities about wanting to do it over being a knight which his parents want him to do, more of that duty over desires and ideals thing again, is well enough and his probably misplaced guilt over raphaels misfortunes is definitely a highlight of him but he never really grabs as a character for some reason. probably because theres a lot of other characters in the game that hit those same marks and do it better then him.

Sylvain: has a lot of aspects that never really feel like they get proper follow up, his big thing is less womanizer and more so that he covers up his own mistrust and personal feeling by pretending to be a shameless flirt and philanderer. basically, maybe the emotional pain will go away if i flirt with girls and act the fool. but again there never really feels like theres any proper follow up for all this, others comment on it and then its more often then not dropped in story. hes fun enough but never really realized if that makes sense.

Caspar: shonen protagonist is kinda an apt word to describe him honestly, and that idealism of his clashes with the more grey on grey morality of the world hes within which is never a particularly bad direction to take the shonen bois in if done well like hunter x hunter. And he is done well, or at least satisfactorily to the point that hes another one i ended up liking more then i thought i would. his problem is more so that his interactions with most other characters in the main cast which feel duller then they should on most occasions.

Dorothea: probably gonna get a bit of shit for this, but i have no interest in her. her insecurities about her future and getting a good husband is well and interesting but manuela does that better honestly and outside of that dorotheas a bit... not shallow but hazy and insubstantial if you will. she obviously has appeal to people but like ignatz she failed to grab me in part because others did what she did and better within the game itself.

Ashe: soft boi chose to be soft instead of hard, one of the characters i found liking and one i expected to kinda like to begin with. in game he gets accused of being childish and naive a lot but i dont see it personally, hes not naive but more so tries to look for the best in people and in life like lonato did all those years ago for him. that said, the speed with which lonato dies damages his identity as a character a bit by happening before we really get a chance to feel for his relation to lonato, its not to big a bug bear as it doesnt hurt his character all that much but it does feel a bit frustrating.

Felix: teenage angst personified, his main gripes seem to be a distaste of warrior culture and its glorification of bloodshed and sacrifice but instead of approaching it with sadness or pacifism, he lashes out against what he feels is the unfairness of the world. hes not exactly wrong in his feelings and as a character it makes sense and works for his abrasive attitude, and its an interesting twist to the navarre type to have their isolation come not from stoicism nor sheer blood lust or a combo of the two but rather from a rage against the machine of society mindset.

Ferdinand: he got more interesting as i got farther along, and i personally feel he works the best as a character when going against edelgard since thats where more of his personal drama comes from. hes eager to succeed and prove himself worthy of his title over time and holds a chivalrous mindset very similar to others in the cast but his growth is less about learning how to hold onto those ideals in the face of reality for the sake of personal fulfillment but more so about learning to define himself by himself and not by societies needs. ultimately he comes to value chivalry not because its what people tell him to value but because he truly values it and i enjoy that. but its also why i feel he works better on other routes then edelgards since there hes still valuing himself not for himself but for the expectations society or edelgard in this case is placing him under, one tyrant for another in a sense. i admit i dont remember much about him on edelgards route though because i just like him more on the others.

Leonie: poorly timed support aside, she has an odd charm to her that a lot of modern fire emblem characters just dont have anymore. but knuckling past jeralt senpai shes an interesting blend of stingy and work effort that goes to inform itself and her relations to others. and like a lot of the golden deer she has a lackadaisical attitude of ‘i might not know what the fuck is happening, but i do know someone needs an ass whooping!’ and it works especially well in her case since her character is very attuned towards focusing more on her personal matters then the grand scheme of things because she has rent due in a few months. if she was in a more traditional fe set up she would definitely be a beowolf archtype that you need to pay to recruit. in fact im surprised thats not an option on other routes to begin with for her.

Hilda: honestly suprised me by not being a pure serra type. she has aspects of that on the surface with the selfish almost vain attitude towards life and others bur well serra is more about puffing herself up to hide insecurity and contribute towards a desperate desire for grand social status, Hilda downplays herself and her abilities due to living in her brothers shadow if unintentionally and seeing the stress it can bring. they’re both lazy and vain, on the surface anyways, always getting others to do their work for them but well serra seeks more social status to escape it hilda seeks less social status to escape it. plus it was kinda funny to see hilda act as claudes unofficial number 2 you could still recruit.

Lindhart: Sleepy boi needs a nap and thats kinda it really. exaggeration maybe but unlike a lot of characters in the game and the series as a whole he really doesnt have a reason to be there as a character. as a unit certainly but not a character, in terms of motivation anyways. He hates blood, fighting and violence, hed rather sleep or pursue personal interests then work or politics, hes insightful and intelligent but the important players in the plot have other advisers and hes not interested in stepping up in that regard anyways. his only real reason for being there is academic interest and even then a pin has to be put in that when war breaks out. hes not a bad character overall though, his sleepiness and insight make for an interesting double act along with his blunt mannerisms, i just have trouble pinning down motivations for him.

Mercedes: big team mom energy, which i suppose goes along with the whole being older then everyone thing. a bit dopey and airheaded at first glance shes one of the more receptive characters to how others are feeling and well she does try to nurture shes not above scolding if she feels it would help someone more then praise and reassurance. of course shes also very detached to events of the world mostly just there to help the people around her from the bottom rather then the top which is not an insult and more one of the things i find fascinating about her. it all makes for a very interesting character and one of my personal favorites of the cast.

Annette: overworker, issues with her dad, magic bubbly, and hits things with axes. a nice recipe of a character but it never feels as if the game can get it all to blend properly. more so to the point is that most of these elements work independently of each other and not to inform each other despite the games insistence. theres a lot of dramatic potential involving her father as well and though the game makes the best use of those aspects its not to the benefit of the rest of her character. it doesnt hurt her either though and she has some appealing dialogue with other characters.

Marianne: I had trouble getting to like her, perhaps more so then any other character among the other students. not because i hated her but because shes, well, very boring. alot of the characters in the game are into the self deprecation thing already and well her personality aspects of acting quite and submissive to fall into the background from a lack of self confidence it also feels like the game came up with two different explanations for it and couldnt settle on whether it was because of her adoptive fathers pressure or her families history and instead of weaving both together decided to use them interchangeably. Sometimes shes a wallflower because of her father and a lack of confidence to state her mind and self loathing over that lack of confidence, other times its because of her lineage and self loathing over her cursed history. never really at the same time.

Bernadetta: another odd favorite for me. recent support changes aside, the basic gist of her history remains the same in that her father was a tyrant in regards to her future which caused her to grow up with no confidence and a crippling fear of society, so shes already off to a good start as a character by basically doing mariannes schtik but better. well its hard for me to definitely say she ever grows past that as a character, thats fine in my opinion because her development is less stop being a recluse because society demands you dont and more so about making actual friends and learning that not all people are garbage fires just most of them. in most of her supports anyways. she just feels the most rewarding to interact with alright, and she was the one i always felt the most upset to mess up a speak thing with. Let us hug and stay inside watching cartoons together.

Petra: i went in wanting to like her and really liking her at first, but shes hit a middle of the road for me now. her speech gimmick wasn't particularly egregious and gets even less noticeable after the timeskip, but her actual character is a very straight forward ‘national pride demands independence’ package and doesnt really escape past that boundary all that much. its very understandable motivation, id even go so far as to say that shes the one with the best reasons to betray the empire of the black eagles characters, so like ferdinand i feel she works better outside of the black eagles in term of her own character identity and motivation/development as she finally stands up for her peoples right to exist on their own in an fe6 echidna kinda fashion. outside of that though shes... foreign to the other characters. thats kinda it.

Lysithia: as a unit she hits like a truck, as a character shes functional but hardly revolutionary for the series. i mean i did like her since i have a fondness for her archtype of weird magic prodigy poor social skills, but more so that she doesn't hit any particularly new notes in that regard. Shes a lot of lute, with some delthea childishness in her, some of sanakis sharper political wit and dark history, and a bit of miriels scientist on top. that said its all blended very nicely and she has some nice scenes for herself that got me to feel and care for her, some kinda adorable moments, and a history well woven into the games background and more so then most of the other deer and a lot of the other characters from across the houses in general. for a minor character anyways.

you may now all stone me to death.