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I'm just gonna go ahead and share this cursed take of mine:
It is unrealistic for the alphas in an omegaverse to be so much larger than the omegas if the omegas are supposed to be the breeding sex. If there's any significant sexual dimorphism, it should be the omegas that are larger than the alphas. I know the omegaverse is loosely inspired by a myth about wolf pack dynamics, but the way most omegaverse fics are written, there's hardly anything reminiscent of wolf ecology, and the reproductive strategies seem more in line with *birds* and not mammals, particularly birds of prey such as eagles (nest building, multiple offspring, generally predatory species, territorialism), and as such, the omegas, which are responsible for carrying the offspring and doing the majority of parental investment- should be the larger ones.
#smh if you want an omegaverse pairing that's generally strictly monogamous you want a raptor inspired society#not a wolf one#there's literally nothing at all related to wolf ecology in most omegaverses#biology#ecology#omegaverse#Eitan's cursed takes#ornithology#birds#animsls#reproduction
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White rhino child licking the rock that they used to scratch their crotch
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The longest cat in the world
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As I'm still waiting on a doctor and my phone battery is getting lower.... take some pen doodles o7
#my characters#idk if ive mentioned it but the deities all have asaociated animsls and flowers and trait#and the fire deities are associated with snakes/serpents#in the temple though they actually have two (two!)#a girl named Hi-Hi#and a boy named Bye-Bye#and they are mostly well received#but sometimes a follower isnt fond of snakes so ohime or ohiwe have to put them#in a spare room and sometimes one of or both will just go to their lil snake room#and sit with them like no talk me recharging#thanks bye i want my surgery#ive been unable to eat or drink for basically 12 hours
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They took my baby away.
#tdp#the dragon prince#netflix#slug#sea slug#my slug#the slug life#my baby#they took my baby away#it's always the innocent#I only had them for a short time#but I loved them dearly#me and Doomslug both cried while watching that episode#this show needs to stop putting the animsls in peril#dragon prince#I can almost still hear their voice#missing you#the dragon prince season 5#tdp season 5
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OMG! Okay so I'm sorry for blowing up your asks but I saw this and had to share.
Imagine Wheezy sending this to Greasy (Who constantly plucks cigarettes right outta Wheezy's fingers and chucks them away cuz the smell is disgusting.) when Greasy leaves the patrol. Why did he leave?...
Maybe- he moved in with Shiny, and Wheezy is sending this equally because he misses the bastard (Smartass is cookin all their meals now- of course Greasy is missed. not at all because he's loved, anyway *cough*. no of course its not that) and because he thought it might tick the pervert off and Wheezy was bored XD
Maybe- the toon Patrol b r o k e u p and Wheezy decides to reach out to Greasy after a while. He doesn't know where the hell Psycho ended up, he doesn't wanna lead Stupid on to think he actually wants to get the group back together or be friendly again (He's still... deciding), and Smartass would be just too big of a pain. So... *shrug* Greasy.
Maybe- he got fed up with the group not appreciating him and strikes out on his own (You'll miss all this, mark my words! You heathens'll be living in squalor no time! *door slam*). Everyone is sure he'll be back after a couple days but its been a week and Wheezy's developing some doubts.
(I know they didn't have texting back then 馃槄 Imagine this in phone call form XD)
It's ok! Sorry it's taking me a while to get to the asks. Though i promise they'll be answered as soon as possible! ^^
Also, this? This is canon in the Griny timeline now XD
But noooo I don't want them all to break up. They're a family! 馃ズ馃ズ馃ズ they're all lunatics, what was the breaking point??? Where did they all go? ESPECIALLY Psycho. I'm very concerned about his whereabouts for various reasons-
Wicked you can't do this to my heart! 馃槶馃槶
#asks#toon patrol#wheezy weasel#Greasy weasel#WFRR#who framed roger rabbit#disney#disney villains#my own OC's#Shiny Weasel#Griny#ngl i kinda like thinking about Psycho shacking up with Poppy after the TP break up#and she eespects his wishes of not being found by not telling the others where he is even though it hurts her#OMG WICKED#Pocho Timeline where they meet AFTER the Toon Patrol split up#Poppy finds this homeless weasel rifling through trash or something and she offers him some of her groceries#and next thing she knows hes followed her home (just like an animsl associating a human with food)#poppy only fets to hear stories about his former housemates (which might leadto her only getting a biased veiw towards them)#(like Psycho makes Greasy sound like Satan incarnate or something XD)
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Drawing Sanji cracking open a watermelon with his thighs
Sanlu cause he's the only one that eats it
#cannibal speaks#i am biting him chewing even#this is better than my violent impulses and Vinsmokecest screaming in my mind#the thoughts are so loud#he had three THREE horrible brothers#i was never immune to brofuck#Sanji is a lil creature i jingle infront of my face like keys to a baby#zoro is like my stuffed animsl i kill and cuddle good night#they are not the same
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it feels inherently weird that i am allowed to own an animal that can just barely tell the difference between an owner that provides food and hospitaliyy and IM A FUCKING PREDATOR I WILL EAT YOU
#bong water sitting right on my tit sniffing my face tn#but yeah does anyone ever think about this morality quesyion for owjing non-entirely domesticated animsls#nephro.txt
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starting some projects for school. exploration pages because I looked at fish for a few hours and etc
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#repost @gduboisstudio G茅rard DuBois (Montr茅al, Qu茅bec, Canada, b. France, 1968-). Selections from "A Cat's Life" art print series via @blackdragonpress (London, United Kingdom). There is ample feline representation.
http://gdubois.com
#gato#cat#katze#illustration#chat#feline#printmaking#retrato gatuno#cats in art#animals in art#kedi#animal art#arte animsl#black cat#gato negro#chat noir#schwarze katze#tabby cat#chat tigre#gato tigrado#gato atigrado#getigerte katze#gatto
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饟啓 饟剚 饢爩 饟唸 饟叿 饟儬 饟儝 饜 饟唹 饟儣 饟吙 饟叞 饟児 饟厯 饟儽 饟儼 饟儫 饟啙
^ Beautiful beasts
NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ranpo favorite animals headcanon !(1/2)
He likes animals in general and know many facts about them
but His favorite animal can be squirrels(?), of all kinds because they're cool, how they help nature by burying food and forgetting where it is, the funny super hero pose they do when they land on the ground, and it's very cool that these luckies can store food in their cheeks ! Very picky and organized as well.
squirrel superhero pose when landing on ground :]
#i like all animsls too#so deciding wich animal he#like the most was fun :]#i also#have a headcanon for the squirrels#type he prefer#ranpo headcanons#ranpo edogawa#bsd headcanons#ron headcanons !#headcanon#hc#hcs#squirrel#squirrels#edogawa ranpo#bungou gay dogs#bsd ranpo
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you can tackle him in your gay fox-to-human joy!
YAGH,,,
#Coudl also be variosu other creatuee bur i cant thinknof any other animsl poekkins...#Dont wsng do flarwob byt i gors no ideas fornothers hmmmm...
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also I'm really into magic associated w the body being like.....the result of a Ton of research and learning. so magical healing isn't easier than non magical doctor shit, just faster, bc the healer still has to know how things work, how the fit together, etc. in order to actually Heal People
#also something about shapeshifting requiring in depth anatomical knowledge of the animsl/whtvr ur turing into#thaaat part isn't as fleshed (ha.) out yet!#but I'm thinking like. animorphs level lowkey body horror every time u shift#saol
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might name the new kitty lady Parisian bitch bc she's so smelly
#taking her ass to the vet tomorrow#this little animsl has me SO stressed#can't believe im the one taking care of her i didn't even wantes her in the first place i want her goneee
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