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drawing-kitty-ckristal · 2 months

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Oh god ever since i read nyoomerr's ficlet about OctoBinghe it's been stuck in my mind and i just had to draw it!

Nyoomerr's post

#artists on tumblr #scum villian self saving system #svsss #svsss fanart #mxtx #luo binghe #ok but the blue ringed octopus is like one of my fav animals and i'm obsesd with octopus anatomy #and body horror as in merging things with humans in fun ways #so this came so natural #what didnt came natural where those stupid as fucking rings #but i think they came out ok #i origanaly wanted to make binghe more into an abomination like the mad scientist that i am #also more eyes #the rings where suposed to be eyes but i couldn't pass up the oputunety to make him venumos #like we all love ourself some monster bingbing but lke venomes bingbing?#oh god viper bing bing with retravtable fangs #no scales r shit i hate drawing scales #i'm becoming less and less coherent #binghe why r u making my brain into mush? shizun won't eat brain mush no mater how u cook it

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itslilacokay · 2 months

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nahhh bro 💀💀💀💀

#ava #animator vs animation #alan becker #ava victim #ava agent #mygod this is so fucking stupid #im sorry for this it was a late night thought and it was so hilarious to think about #he does kinda look like an alan though the more i look at him #new name hc dropped /JOKES #also stickizens is what im calling outernet sticks from now on hehe #this is also an attempt at a comic and writing dialogue for these two so please tell me what you think #“LILAC YOUCOULD HAVE JUST SAID HUMAN NAMES...” SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHHSHSHHSHHH lets jsut say they do not know about the word human please #i may have overthought this a little haha sorry #ihave edited this somnay times i need sleep #lilacsart

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systarkitty · 9 months

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despicable me

#based off of that story of undertale animation #THIS IS SO STUPID. HELP ME #this took ages to compress for some reason GODDAMMIT FLASH #adventure time #fern the human #fern #fern mertens #finn the human #finn mertens #finn #systarkitty art tag

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rocketbirdie · 2 months

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here comes trouble (make it double!)

#zakkura mercenaries <3 (evil edition)#dark!zack who's stupid in love with this creepy dead silent cloud #and zack is sooooo sweet and cheerful and 😇🥰😉 around him #and ONLY around cloud.#he acts like a snarling animal around literally anyone else.#4 years imprisoned and tortured plus another year of just running for his goddamn life has made him feel distinctly Not Very Human #and it shows! :)#meanwhile cloud has imprinted on zack like a newly hatched duckling and follows him around complacently #he never talks. he doesn't have to. zack does all the talking for both of them.#and if cloud DOES say something then that's how you know You Fucked Up. Badly #he's secretly SO much worse than zack. and it's not because Oh Sephiroth is in his brain whispering sweet nothings #it's because zack is right there next to him cheering him on! :3 #zack; SOAKED in blood: gimme a C! gimme an L! gimme an O! gimme a U! gimme a D! that's my CLOUD!!!!! ❤️🩸❤️🩸❤️#ahem. anyway #so how's it going. lovely weather today huh #ffvii #zack fair #cloud strife #zakkura #my art <3 #dark!zack au

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frozen-seagrass · 1 month

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The WALL-E au no one asked for

#i can't even watch an animated film without finding a way to shove those stupid homo pilots in it #anyways i was thinking for this au it follows the same premise/story as wall-e where the human race has left earth due to uninhabitable #conditions but instead of robots it's select groups of people chosen to stay behind to “clean up”#by clean up i mean they're actually being left for dead because the ones being left have rendered lawless by upper command #or troublesome/rebellious etc etc #but the groups they're able to live for a few generations with the resources and stuff they have. hence mav #mav is out scouting or doing whatever solo when the ship lands and out comes one (1) iceman kazansky #looking for some sort of proof of life (those among the space vessel assuming everyone/everything has perished by this point)#shenanigans ensue #they fall in love and bring the ship back to earth yadda yadda #idk it's too late to form coherent sentences #hope you enjoy my silly word vomit #top gun #top gun au #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #icemav #wall-e! au #top gun art #top gun fanart #frozen's art tag #tw blood #< just in case

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suziebat · 22 days

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"Name something Mario would not wanna see when he breaks into Bowser's Castle..."

Hi guys i exist I had this animation idea a week ago and Got insanely fixated on finishing exclusively this in about 4 days. I have other stuff thats been cooking that ill probably show sooner or later heehee... i hope you guys like this stupid meme for now

featuring my koopaling human designs once again! morton and iggy reveal!!!!

#koopalings #art #morton koopa jr #roy koopa #iggy koopa #ludwig von koopa #lemmy koopa #animatic #animation #meme #family feud #super mario #koopalings humanized #roys stupid little smirk at 0:07.. geehee...#they were discussing ways to defeat mario and this just had to've came up #oh yeah new watermark btw how we feelin

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wszczebrzyszynie · 2 years

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czechserwis (czeski fanserwis) + moja bardzo artystyczna interpretacja beboków (lubię kózki)

#artwork #vaclav #beboks are one of the rare instances of still used slavic demons (theyre silesian specifically)#as in theyre still used to scare children to this day (they eat kids)#what i drew is very much the more artistic version of them (theyre more often depicted as little void devils with big eyes and not goats)#that exists in this fantasy story of mine; theyre similar to goats and sheep when theyre young and stupid and to survive they try to blend #in with the lambs. when they start growing up they begin walking on two legs and eat humans #especially children #theyre usually more animal like but they can choose to resemble humans more (theyre not that good at it but trying to blend in is their main #form of survival; if a little bebok is spotted among the animals theyre usually killed before they can become dangerous to people #this is all in my head and in no way connected to actual beboks (except for the eating children part)#polish demonology is one of my main interests and getting to bend it a little to create a fantasy world is fun

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dorkfruit · 9 months

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cant sleep so here's ianthe as animal pictures that make me giggle

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#i wanted to see if i could capture the energy of a animal pic with a human character #but also i just wanted to draw her stupid #ianthe tridentarius #harrow the ninth #the locked tomb #tlt #htn #my art #procreate #harrianthe #i like to think most of these are her responses to harrow

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puppyeared · 3 months

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(Shouting from a megaphone) please take whatever I say in good faith and imagine an “as far as I know” cited for everything I talk about

#my source is Wikipedia but it’s cited from my very terrible very unreliable memory please I’m begging u I’m not trying to sound smarter #I just don’t know how to put an ‘but I could be wrong’ at the end of every sentence without it getting annoying #my brother mentioned he doesn’t like to have conversations with me abt certain topics like animal facts because it always sounds like #I’m correcting him like ‘ermm ackshually the human penis doesnt have a penile bone its just soft tissue☝️🤓’ and I was HEARTBROKEN?#please Im just excited to blurt out all my misremembered information to see if something will grab your attention PLEASE 😭#I don’t mean to make anyone feel stupid and I’m sorry if I ever did it wasnt what I was trying to do #yapping #diary

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myriadeyed · 6 months

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We've discussed how too many "universal therian experiences" posts are just canine or otherwise generally mammalian but now we should talk about how many "exclusively human things/humans all have this weird thing!" posts are actually just talking about something that animals other than caniformes do

#like ''how come humans think it's weird to want to play fetch >:( '' idk man I'm a bird and I also think it's weird. maybe just a dog thing #''the way humans will get so offended if you take some of their food like aren't we a pack!'' no and I'm biting you #+ any and every mention of the words bipedal or plantigrade #''ugh i hate how HUMANS walk on two legs just wanna be an animal am i right my fellow therians'' 🐦‍⬛ wjat #''the therian urge to toe walk because stupid human bodies are plantigrade and it's not animal enough'' 🦡 huh #alterhuman #therian

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radaverse · 10 days

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average costar and jack interaction

BRO'S SWEARING LIKE A SAILOR HELPPPP 😭😭

✨ pom au shitpost ✨

The Discord!

au by @darknoverse, @tireddovahkiin + me lol

costar & muran by darknoverse; mai by me

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nerosdayinanime · 1 year

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(1)gay fish be upon ye

#tomioka giyuu #giyuu #kny sabito #sabito #sabigiyuu #merfolk #loserboy giyuu posting #fratboy sabito posting #neros art tag #mermaid au #giyuu and his big wet eyes #i finally post fish and its fucking giyuu #design i have for sabito is so fuckoff hard to draw!!!#stupid lionfish fuck #next up hes falling off the boat and scrambling back up like a wet cat for being an asshole to me (<- designed him)#i have like 5 different versions for fish au so far this ones the latest #i like how a lot of my aus im either living viscerally through sabito @ prettyboy giyuu #or im living viscerally through giyuu @ prettyboy sabito. theyre both so pretty. i love them #oh ya with the non-human mermaids like this they dont have lungs and dont have land animal vocal chords so their languages are completely #different from human language sounds and its. very hard/nigh impossible for them to speak eachother's language #my non-human sabito (& hakuji/akaza) is a special little boy bc he Does have air lungs alongside his gills #so he can actually learn to speak human & communicate like that #in one of the aus someone tosses trash in his tank for fun and he throws it back @ them 'OI! THIS AINT THE FUCKIN TRASHCAN!' and it scares #the absolute shit out of them #'alright. who taught the fish how to swear. im not mad- im just disappointed.'#oh yeah little detail giyuu always keeps his nose under the water bc he hates the feeling of water leaving-refilling his nose/mouth area #litol creechur just peeking above the waterline

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six-of-cringe · 10 months

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The "ohhhh fuck dolphins, dolphins are evil they kill and rape, ohh otters are evil they rape seal babies, not so cute now are they" people are like the children who would smugly tell anyone who would listen that ring around the rosie is about people dying of the plague. Like ok. Do I need to explain how high intelligence correlates with complex behavior or can you shut the fuck up on your own

#stop trying to cancel dolphins. they can't be 'evil' they haven't developed a moral sense like ours. our morals cant be applied #what do you think you're accomplishing by telling ppl to hate vulnerable species. this take is so stupid it gives me a headache #this goes beyond pet peeve all these people can suck my free willy #what if i started saying 'ohhh they rape and kill bet you feel stupid now' under videos of like. people.#like yeah. some animals have figured out that sex feels good but don't yet have understanding of others' suffering.#they can't be 'good' or 'evil' by human standards. they have a variety of complex behaviors whether they are helpful or harmful to others #animal behavior #dolphins #otters #zoology #sa mention #sa tw #just in case #not soc

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quirkle2 · 10 months

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anybody else rly rly ill about the amount of grief in his eyes in this scene

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#qkdraws #id in alt #ayyyee surprise trigun content #vash is rly fun to draw <- girl who says literally everything is fun to draw #except shoes.fuck them thangs #anyway yeah the look in his eyes here rewired me a little bit #imagine animating human emotion so viscerally. who did this.who thought this was ok #apparently im incapable of drawing pointed faces i have to round them out. or ill die or smth #i wanna draw him more but i 1) need Energy and 2) i will have to draw his prosthetic #this isn't an excuse i Will draw his prosthetic im just whining to whine. i ain't no quitter #vash the stampede #trigun stampede #trigun #trigun vash #shoving this in the drafts before i go to bed.hi it's Draft Jay here coming at u live at 1:30am and Starving #literally so hungry.somebody save me <- too worried abt waking her parents to make food #enough of that tho i didn't expect trigun to be so .fucked up #i mean it's a show abt a fucking pacifist gunman who has a brother named Millions Knives.that's so fuckin stupid /pos #who knew how horrid it would get (not me.now i know tho <3)#uhh ur regularly scheduled mob psycho stuff will be back soon in the meantime[passes out]

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 11 months

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job applications: this is entry level! anyone can apply!

job applications: ...as long as you've done at least six months of highly specific work, or have this exact degree, or if you kissed a chicken during the last moon of 2012-

#im back in the trenches bois its Not Looking Great #gonna apply to this stupid thing anyway but #it looks like stockin grocery store shelves is the way im gonna go #unless i get Very lucky or manage to bullshit my way into this job #college isn't necessary but Man a lot of places want you to attend. no <3 #but noooo instead i have to like. work. till i die. and never make enough money to live comfortably. sigh #sometimes i think to myself 'i should make video essays on youtube and see if that goes anywhere'#and sometimes i think 'i should scribble up things that people would buy and make a shop'#and sometimes i think 'what if i killed someone with a stick. would that be fucked up or what'#absolutely unprompted #AGHHHHHHHH THE BOXES WE AS HUMANITY HAVE LOCKED OURSELVES INTO IM GONNA LOSE IT #i was born to be a handsome decoration / weird little artist for eccentric wealthy people #i was meant to drape myself across a beautiful philanthropist woman's lap and doodle lil animals for her #while she rambles and feeds me grapes #yk. if i did make a shop i could have an extra section for small crochet things #coasters. small hand warmers. tiny shapes. simple cat toys. that sorta thing. quick and easy stuff #i could make them w/ specific colors so that they're subtle fandom themed #i literally have a coaster in damian's robin colors... a black/red SB square...#hm. thinking #oh shit i gotta work on that new commission sheet #OH NO. I FORGOR SOMETHING I SHOULD NOT HAVE FORGOR. I HAVE MADE A LITTLE FUCKY WUCKY #excuse me everyone i have something to finish

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isaywordz · 2 months

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Maybe the dogs are right about sitting in the grass, panting while the world goes by.

#stupid #funny #humans #dogs #dogs of tumblr #lol #humor #memes #german shepherd #animals #the dogs are right #dog

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