#andwhen

[its-mei-mei]

Why did no one tell me that if you ignore the threats from the little green owl for long enough, they send ANOTHER member of the canonical Duolingo team to passive aggressively GUILT you into returning to your language lessons????

[mcybree]

now im nosy, what do you mean by alien clone replacement????

DONT even worry about . dont even worry. dont even

[meangirlstobin]

steve is also brave but i think it comes as an extension of his desire to help. the scene when he runs back into the byers house is a great example of this. of course it’s very brave of him to run back in and he does it because he wants to help, not to be a hero!!!! idk that’s an important distinction to me

[blue-banditt]

Why the fuck did I decide to start school while working full time?? what a dumbass decision. I don't even have the energy to do things I WANT to do after work. How the fuck am I supposed to convince myself to write a 15 page paper or whatever the fuck after work?? I couldn't even finish highschool bro what was I thinking???

[werewolfbarista]

#dog tag is the best name for a tag where you spam dogs. i think this every time i see it thank you

SO GLAD SOMEONE AGREES

[robertsbarbie]

everyone on my one apologist post is like “???? it does not paint him in a good light at all???” i’m so glad my followers have reading comprehension i love you all mwah

[reorientingtothexdaylight]

not all self care is resting and laying back and relaxing and doing nothing. sometimes, self care is getting super intense about your interest and fucking up your back because you're bent in an uncomfortable position just to draw that one drawing that you must draw. sometimes, what replenishes your energy isn't quiet. sometimes, it's physical and demanding. but it still replenishes your energy. there is no finite stock of energy, you can even build it up like you can build up muscle!

[jesskasb]

shoutout to my sister (10 yrs old) showing me this leo toy she found in her toy box— apparently my mom gave it to her some months ago, and when i asked why, she said "i dont know :)"

i said "can i have him? im so serious. im soo serious. can i have him?!" and she said "yeah sure i dont care"

so yeah leo! woo! yeah woo! she lost his sword (swords? she doesnt even remember how many he came with) and he is most definitely low quality and ugly. i love him very much

[mostautisticsinner]

@chrochro

my blorbo appears on screen and I start making clicking-chattering noises like a cat when a bird flies past the window

[horngryeyes]

still cant find that post. post was a which iwtv character are you. and i got armand. i wonder if i will still get armand

[psyce]

that post about music coming to you at the right time is so true i swear some of the stuff i listen to now i have heard in the past snd just cannot believe i didnt think it was the best song ever

[archangeldyke-all]

imagine giving werecat sev a joint rolled with catnip so whenever she’s in kitty form she can tear it open and chew on it and get the zoomies… human sevika might’ve quit smoking but this pretty kitty is NOT giving up her catnip!!!!

this is so cute i've been watching funny cat videos all morning lets do it a;jdsfksdj

men and minors dni

sevika doesn't smoke anymore.

she's cut back on her drinking too.

when she needs to relax nowadays, she reaches for a glass of wine to slowly nurse throughout the evening instead of a shot of whiskey that turns into five or six.

if she's had a really rough week, she'll ask you to bake her some edibles to snack on throughout the weekend to forget her troubles.

but she doesn't smoke anymore.

that doesn't mean you don't roll her joints, though.

sevika was never really able to roll on her own, her mech claws would always rip the paper and they weren't dexterous or delicate enough to roll properly.

this means, over the years that you've known her, you've become her designated roller.

joints, blunts, cigarettes, even just herbal blends before bedtime-- you've rolled it all.

but now that she's stopped smoking, you only have to roll one thing.

you've got a little pot of catnip growing on the sunniest windowsill in your home, and once or twice a month, you'll cut some clippings and dry them out in the oven on low, before rolling them up into little paper tubes.

it's not for sevika to smoke. it's for her to tear open with her tiny little cat teeth and enjoy on full moons.

she's so fucking cute when she gets her paws on catnip. she tries to pretend it doesn't have an affect on her, but just a whiff of the stuff in her cat form gets her tweaking.

it's hilarious. you could spend your entire day watching sevika make a mess of your carpet-- flinging catnip everywhere while she twitches and leaps in joy.

she's always exhausted afterward, curling up on your chest to go to sleep and purring louder than she snores in her human form.

andwhen she's back to her human form, you can expect to wake up to your girlfriend glaring at you.

"hey, kitty." you greet, grinning up at her.

"i told you to stop giving me that stuff when i'm a cat! 's embarrassing!" she whines. you cackle and lean over to kiss her pout, and sevika just huffs against you.

"it's adorable. plus, you barely drink anymore, you need to relax somehow." you point out. sevika snorts a bit, and then pins you to the bed.

"i hate you."

"we've been married five years."

"whatever." sevika mutters, curling up on your chest again, much bigger this time. "scratch my head." she demands, kicking you under the covers.

you giggle, kiss her forehead, then do just that, burying a hand into her hair and giving her scritches.

sevika sighs happily, and you're both back asleep in minutes.

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[walkingstackofbooks]

Absolutely! I love all the DS9 characters equally: Julian Bashir, Julian Bashir, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* Jalinu Bishar...?

#tell us your secrets#I'm dying to know

Well, if you insist...

Number 1: indulge your ADHD by taking a spontaenous break from the autistic writing schedule in order to hyperfixate on statistics instead?

Number 2: have your previous statistics project tragically locked to you by forgetting the password to your walkingstackofbooks gmail account that you never linked to any other accounts to keep it separate from real life :P

Number 3: make a list of all the episodes and highlight all the ones which to be the best of your memory had much Julian in them... Then be unsure about a lot of them and therefore check your hunches by going on Chakoteya and working out how many lines Julian had in each episode. And finding out that actually your guesses on the whole strongly coincide with number of lines!

Number 4: try and rate all your episodes on a vibes-based scale by rereading your review of every episode. A few reviews actually say the words "so goood" or "solid" which is helpful! but most do not! and soem episodes you just have to guess in the end bc you can't remember properly how you feel about them!

Number 5: now you have all the data to go statistics happy! try not to get confused by the lack of labelling of your graphs -- you know what the colours mean, even if they don't make sense to anyone else!

I'm sure that won't come to bite you on the ass when you return to this project whenever the mood next grabs you in the next two years... You'll be able to work it out. Well, maybe.

Today had been sponsored by Maths™️

And DS9, but that's just every day...

I sorted every episode in DS9 into whether it was:

"Julian-heavy" (main ensemble or more; approx. 40-170 lines),

"moderately-Julian" (ensemble; approx. 17-45 lines), or

"Julian-light" (barely there; usually <25 lines)

And also by how much I liked it:

Green band: 1st ("FAV FAV FAV") and 2nd ("SO GOOOOOOD")

Yellow band: 3rd ("real strong, I like it a lot") and 4th ("solid. possibly a bit weird. but good.")

Orange/red band: 5th ("a bit eh") and 6th ("Nah.")

And then stats happened on the interesections of such things! I haven't done all the maths I want to, but today I've learnt:

> My statistically favourite season is S3, with 85% of episodes in the green band (35% of them 1sts), followed by S7 with 80% of its episodes there (40% of them 1sts!). > Season 1 had the highest proportion of Julian-heavy episodes (37%), despite having 0 Julian-as-sole-protaganist eps. Season 3 was next with 31% of Julian-heavy eps. > 61% of my very favouritest episodes are Julian-heavy. If an episode is Julian-heavy, then it also got itself a 1st or 2nd rating. 110 episodes -- 64% of the series -- got a 1st or 2nd. In contrast, only 4 episodes got a 5th or 6th rating! Turns out I really fricking like DS9! 🤣

> In most seasons, 90-100% of episodes that were moderately Julian or more were rated 1st or 2nd. (S5 and S6 are the exceptions). > Season 6's "Change of Heart" is the only moderately Julian episode to be given a 4th -- every other moderately Julian or more episode got at least a 3rd. > Green-band Julian-light episodes tended to be Kira or Sisko episodes, or whole-ensemble, ends-of-season/two-parter type dealios. > Season 5 has the lowest percentage of green-band episodes (42%). It is also the series in which Julian speaks the least, at an average of 22 lines per episode. Seasons 3 and 7 by contrast have averages of 34 and 36 lines per episode!

... So I do have to conclude that, while I don't *need* Julian to be in an episode for me to love it (45% of my green-band episodes are Julian-light, after all), if an episode or season wants to be well-loved by me, it definitely helps to have a Julian around!

And, um, maybe I didn't need to spend a good 8 hours of my day doing maths to work that out? But hey, I had fun crunching numbers!

(Take a look at my fun spreadsheets!)

[corvid-ghost]

Character who fall from a very high height and someone close to them (a sibling) catches them andwhen ask why they weren't scared the answer "I knew you would catch me"

[tea-and-secrets]

GOD i love my friends i do i love them but if i have to hear this friend talk about being rich andwhen I'm like "Oh haha you're so rich" and they go "I'm not! I'm so poor lol!" ONE more time like I might actually break

like

stop bragging about the trip to ITALTY, FRANCE, AND JAPAN AND THEN CALL YOURSELF POOR IN THE SAME HAN GOUT!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU JUST WON A SHARE OF A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!! YOUARE NOT POOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[dworkiniferous]

I cannot rememberanything I read but every sentence read is like a bit of meat added to some horrific giant stew pit in my mind andwhen I think about something or have a conversation I scoop some stew out of the pit and anything could be in that damn ladle