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Even with all the human-like characters in BOTW, sometimes you gotta cosplay the dragon.

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Why did no one tell me that if you ignore the threats from the little green owl for long enough, they send ANOTHER member of the canonical Duolingo team to passive aggressively GUILT you into returning to your language lessons????

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My head is in the game, but my heart is traipsing through the underbrush and searching for mushrooms to turn my ex-lover back into a toad.

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YOUNG MAN,

There's no need to feel down

I said YOUNG MAN,

Pick a bird off the ground

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In honor of the twentieth anniversary of my parents getting mad food poisoning during their trip to drag my little toddler ass kicking and screaming from my birth country (aka, adoption), I will be eating at the sketchiest, definitely- a-front-for-money-laundering Chinese buffet I can find in my city. I will take no questions. #chinesefood#vibes#letsgoooo

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Have you ever discovered you were allergic to chocolate by eating six boxes of the stuff because you had just been jilted by a boy and it was Valentine's Day, passing out, and waking up 2 hours later with a swollen throat, surrounded by candy wrappers? Me neither, just asking for a friend...

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AAAAAAAAAAwe are calling to contact you about your car's extended warrantyAAAAAGH

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Does anyone else feel that their name doesn't match their face??? For instance, I have a very sturdy, mother-of-2-kids, white name. People are expecting a lady with all her shit together. But instead, they get a highly caffeinated, fresh out of college, Chinese woman with anxiety and undiagnosed ADHD.

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The project that kicked off my obsession with costuming and cosplay. Hopefully more to come!