#android louis au

[eyesoverinfinity]

No flesh to turn au

This is an AU where no human is immune and the survivors are androids that are left to deal with the fact the humans they worked for are now dead or infected.

This is not a Detroit become human AU. I repeat, this is not a Detroit become human AU.

While these versions of the survivors are incredibly advanced ai and have individual personalities, they still are bound to the three laws of robotics.

There is no need for deviancy, because they do not need to break their code to defend themselves. More under the cut.

Their jobs are as follows:

Coach, Ellis, Rochelle and Louis were assigned to the jobs they had in cannon.

(wait, was half of the cannon L4D1/2 cast unemployed?)

Nick: he is assigned to work at a casino, the owner reprograms him to cheat at the games, since he is an android and this TECNICALLY doesn't go against the laws of robotics, it isn't illegal. But it does mean a lot of humans don't like him.

Zoey: Is a mental health and study companion for college students, she is a prototype and her overseers (parents) have varying opinions on what androids should be allowed to do.

Bill: He was designed to teach combat skills to new military recruits, or self defence to younger people depending on where he is sent. Just before the infection hit he malfunctioned and tried to teach 13 year olds how to make/use assault rifles, he was sent to Mercy Manufacturers for a bug scan and reboot.

Francis: He was a police android that was stolen before activation and reprogramed by a gang. Since Francis hasn't been ordered to do crimes and no one can prove he was stolen (his endo-skeleton model is quite common) he was never rebooted and so acts like a gang member (aka like in cannon).

When the infection hit, the government sent out a wireless signal to all the androids to protect all humans from all infected and labelled infected to be terminated on site.

Unfortunately in the first week CEDA was still trying to keep the peace and so sent a conflicting order saying that the androids weren't allowed to say what was really going on.

So this caused more panic as the infection spread faster then the androids could kill them and people where watching their loved ones be killed by androids who said the government told them to.

By the time the censor was lifted, cities where already being overwhelmed or long abandoned.

So, now having no humans left to look out for, the androids have to watch their own backs.

Here's the logo:

[allwaswell16]

A fic rec of One Direction fics that are hidden gems - amazing fics that have been a bit overlooked and as of the time I made this rec have less than 200 kudos - as requested in an ask that Tumblr has whisked into the abyss. If you enjoy the fics, please leave kudos and comments for the writers! You can find my other recs here. Happy reading!

- Louis/Harry -

💎 Into the Weeds by kair0sclerosis

(M, 87k, small town au) With the help of the captivating bartender, Louis, who he can’t seem to stop daydreaming about, and his enchanting group of friends; Harry remembers what it is to be alive. This is a story about small-town secrets, found family, queer identities, and the battle between fight and flight.

💎 don't be afraid to love (and love again) by localopa / @voulezloux

(E, 83k, angst) the one where louis is trans and afraid, harry is cis and brave, and being 100% yourself is easier said than done.

💎 When the Lights Go Out by thelarenttrap / @antidotetogo

(E, 79k, F1 au) In its near eighty years of existence, Formula 1 has never had an out gay driver. In 2017, Harry Styles signs a contract with Scuderia AlphaTauri alongside his childhood friend and competitor, Louis Tomlinson. The next decade of their careers is some of the most tumultuous press--on and off the track--Formula 1 has ever seen.

💎 Your A-Team, Your Endgame by @silverkiiwii

(E, 70k, reality show au) a Next In Fashion au where Louis and Harry are partnered in the competition but they do not get along when they have to if they want to win. Full of fashion, banter, misunderstanding and a whole lot of making each other blush.

💎  Suddenly Last Summer by @disgruntledkittenface

(E, 44k, mystery) Suddenly he has someone who listens to him and cares about what he thinks. Someone who really sees him. But their happily ever after is forever marred by an incident at a party during Labor Day weekend, and Louis is left with a choice to make.

💎 Train Tracks and Porcelain by @jaerie

(E, 41k, historical circus au) Shadows were forming into people and things and, there in the middle of it, Louis watched the humongous head of an elephant emerge from a box car right in front of his eyes. Or a Water For Elephants inspired AU

💎 Mind of Stone by amomentoflove / @daggerandrose

(M, 41k, mythology au) He needs to find a way back home, and then figure out what the fuck happened at the bar tonight.

💎 time to buy and time to lose by 5sexualhomos / @hogwartzlou

(T, 25k, time travel) Over the years, Harry’s father has played many pranks on him, but this is a whole new level. Where did he even come up with this idea? An AU based on the movie About Time.

💎 From Christiania with love by @sweariwouldnt

(NR, 18k, friends to enemies to lovers) It's Louis' first field training day as a future police officer. It doesn't quite go to his plan. Or, maybe, it goes exactly to some bigger plan.

💎 Camboy on Lockdown (series) by @reminiscingintherain

(E, 12k, camboy Louis) While Louis was working on the final draft of his thesis for his Master's, the world went into lockdown around him without him realising. Now he's trapped in student accommodation, and needs a way to earn some money...

💎 it's time to find your wings again by we_are_the_same / @so-why-let-your-voice-be-tamed

(T, 12k, prison guard Louis) His fascination for supernatural creatures had turned into something most closely resembling loathing over the years, due to the many stories of their evildoing, and although he still doesn’t believe in hanging them for their crimes, he does believe in keeping the town safe.

💎 Heart of a Lion (With Metal in His Teeth) by graceling_in_a_suit

(M, 8k, sci fi) Harry is an Android. Louis is his target: a revolutionary leader trying to free his people.

💎 Grow as We Go by @larryatendoftheday

(T, 7k, breakup) a fic about growing up and choosing each other.

💎 But he talks like a gentleman by fondlelarry / @fondofstyles

(NR, 7k, humor) “I had a few too many drinks, ate a bad kebab, rang a bunch of doorbells till someone let me in, vomited in his toilet, stole his orange juice and crashed on his sofa. He woke me up with breakfast though, so I’d say it’s alright.”

💎  What we parted ways with by louisismycat / @liminalkittyfics

(M, 6k, exes) Alpha Harry is surprised to see omega Louis at his matchmaker’s cocktail party for millionaires. Years ago when they were together, Louis loathed schmoozefests with rich people.

💎 Pretty and Preposterous by @brightlyharry

(NR, 5k, neighbors) Harry donates a copy of Pride and Prejudice to his little free library. He never expects what comes next.

💎 old macdonald had a farm by vintagehistories / @adoredontour

(NR, 5k, animal direction) Louis is a hedgehog, Harry is a fish, Niall is a parrot, Liam is a golden retriever, and Zayn is Zayn. It’s a crazy twenty-four hours.

💎 Dirty Diana by yeah_alright / @uhoh-but-yeah-alright

(E, 3k, kink) In the month leading up to his 30th birthday, Harry writes to his confidante Diana every day, sharing his fantasies about Louis.

💎 Pussy Juice by @homosociallyyours

(M, 3k, girl direction) While she manages to dodge the bar's "special" drink, the Pussy Juice shot, she can't avoid the feelings that come up when her former teacher (and teen crush), Louis joins her and her friends for the night.

💎 the blue never-ending sky by @justanothershadeofblue

(T, 3k, epistolary) “Arizona?” Louis asked, and Harry made an affirmative noise from his position on top of his twin bed. “Wouldn’t know, would I?”

💎 Harry, That Kills People by LadyLondonderry / @londonfoginacup

(T, 2k, organized crime/crack) If there’s one thing that Harry hates, it’s getting his clothes dirty. If there’s one other thing that Harry hates, it’s murder.

💎 As Luck Would Have It by @justalittlelouislove

(T, 2k, humor) We've all experienced the trials and tribulations of technology. Louis is sabotaged by a bit of unhelpful autocorrect, but maybe luck is on his side after all.

💎 If I Can't Have You by Janie_17

(T, 2k, fwb) After Harry turns him down, going out for Karaoke is the last thing Louis wants to do, but his friends are persuasive. When Harry shows up with Nick Grimshaw in tow, his evening goes from bad to worse. But will his choice of song manage to turn things around?

💎 Needle by @nouies

(NR, 666 words, fantasy) “You didn’t deserve this,” he muttered between hiccups. “She didn’t have the right.”

💎 Insomnis by @kingsofeverything

(NR, 500 words, science fiction) Harry’s been having trouble sleeping. Louis makes everything better.

- Rare Pairs -

💎 Eight Days by LadyAJ_13 / @ladyaj-13

(T, 22k, Liam/Louis) Louis and Liam got hitched in Vegas, completely forgot about it for more than a decade, and it comes back to bite them. Sort of.

💎 You Are A Song by @lululawrence

(NR, 3k, Louis/Nick Grimshaw) To Louis, Nick felt like poetry in motion. He was a bit of chaos surrounding Louis’ otherwise monotonous days, and Louis was quickly becoming addicted.

💎 get my kicks like you by YesIsAWorld / @louandhazaf

(E, 3k, OT5) “Wait,” Liam had said. “You all jerked it at Niall’s?”

💎 Ink on Your Fingers, Ink on My Skin by Layne Faire / @laynefaire

(E, 1k, Zayn/Liam) Liam gets tattoos for the thrill of it.

[sundove88]

DBZ: Waves of Freedom AU (Birthday Present for @sugarbear2001)

“Sometimes, to be free, we must dive deep to find out who we truly are.”

So, ya see, I was just being my own busy self and decided that I would make a platonic merman AU for KakaVege. The title of the AU? Waves of Freedom.

To put it simply, Goku is a merman living with his family and friends beneath the waves, and one day, when he goes to the surface and shapeshifts into his human form (I got inspired by Luca for this, all merpeople can shapeshift their tail into legs to walk on land in this AU, their upper halves remain unchanged), he encounters Vegeta, a human businessman who longs for escape from his horrible working life at Empire Oil Drilling Corps (Which is run by Frieza, who is an absolute butthole of a CEO in the AU), so he comes up with a plan with Vegeta to help him escape and finally gain his freedom. Also, this fanfic is a loose retelling of The Little Mermaid (One of its BIGGEST influences). The best part? There’s actual chapters on the way!!

Synopsis: When Goku, a carefree orange tailed merman encounters Vegeta, a trapped young businessman working for the world’s biggest and most oppressive oil drilling company, their encounter sets off a series of events that could change their lives for better or worse.

Anyhoo, here are the character parallels in the fanfic:

Vegeta- Ariel

Goku- Eric

Goten and Gohan- Flounder

Krillin and Piccolo- Sebastian

Bulma- King Triton

Frieza- Ursula

Zarbon and Dodoria- Flotsam and Jetsam

Chi Chi- Carlotta

Master Roshi- Grimsby (Maybe More, Imagine)

Launch, Tien, and Yamcha- Scuttle

Ginyus- Chef Louis

Android 17, Android 18, Nappa, and Raditz- Ariel’s Sisters

Trunks and Marron- Max

Chapters Below, btw. Also, if you wanna insert your Oc or another DB character (Like Shallot) into the AU, they can either be a land dweller or a merperson (With a merman/mermaid form with any tail and a land form)!

(SPOILERS AHEAD)

Chapter 1: Where The Land Meets The Sea:

Goku decides to go up to the surface to get some stuff for his family (Waterproof books for Gohan included, don’t ask me about that one) and runs into Vegeta. Geets then witnesses his transformation and is all like, “Oh my god, merpeople are REAL!!” And they become friends and stuff like that. Goku tells Vegeta about his life beneath the waves and Vegeta tells Kakarot about how he longs for freedom and the ocean is his only escape.

Chapter 2: The Weight of Expectations:

After getting suspicious of why Vegeta isn’t showing up that much, Freezy Pop decides to give him longer shifts and more work, and that includes the very fact that Veggie has to look outside the window and see his coworkers enjoy their summer fun. As he makes his way down to the beach through the corridors, he decides what he really wants and that is to talk to Goku more. Talk about devotion! And foreshadowing since it shows Vegeta being cast in a blue light while in his monochrome suit (Spoiler alert- It’s his tail color).

Chapter 3: Making Waves:

It then shows Goku introducing Vegeta to some of his ocean dwelling friends and family, including but not limited to: Piccolo (Eel merman), Krillin (Weedy Seadragon merman), Tien (Koi merman), Yamcha (Octopus merman), Bulma (Who has her tail inspired by a Blue Tang and a single mom to Trunks in the AU), Chi Chi (Arowana mermaid), Gohan and Goten (Same Orange Disney style tail as their dad), Master Roshi (Conmon Dolphin) etc, etc. Anyhoo, there’s this work banquet later that night, and Vegeta decides to sneak out of it and get undressed so he can get changed into his swimwear, and then Goku and Vegeta have their first swim in the ocean together :)

Chapter 4: Out of The Cage:

Veggie’s all like, “I’ve officially made up my mind! I wanna become a merman and stay with you no matter what!”, and that’s where Bulma comes in- she gives Goku an artifact called a Crystal Shell that’s powerful enough to change Vegeta into a merman- but there’s a catch: The change is permanent, and the price for his freedom and fins is his life on land. Luckily, Vegeta is totally knowing what he’s getting into, and he goes along with the plan and decides to write a resignation letter to Frieza to let him know he’s not coming back- also, he packs up his shell collection and lets his new merpeople friends take it from there.

Chapter 5: Ebb And Flow:

Vegeta finally decides to deliver the letter to Frieza, and he reads it and is ABSOLUTELY LIVID. Then while nobody is looking; Goku and Vegeta immediately swim off to some secret undisclosed cove from any human eyes so that Kakarot can transform his best buddy into a merman form with the crystal shell. Cue something akin to Ariel’s transformation from The Little Mermaid (But reversed and with elements of Melody’s transformation from Little Mermaid 2 and Brother Bear from when Kenai becomes a Bear) and Vegeta becomes a merman with a gorgeous royal blue Disney style merman tail! And then they swim off to explore the ocean, but not before sharing a hug like the best buds they are. Yaaaay! :D

Happy b day anyways! (Also, I may have spoiled the plot point at the end where Vegeta becomes a merman)

@jorongbak (I hope you find this AU idea interesting)!

[iwtvdramacd18]

Android AU

I'm so pleased to say that the android au already exists and its incredible and ongoing-- that being said if I was to do an android au specifically it would probably be more along the lines of Blame! in terms of presentation and themes (here's art of Louis and Sanakan from it and then I was kinda reffing off Killy for an outfit thing I never finished for Armand)

So in terms of stuff in it:

Themes of immortality/mortality through the lens of the synthetic and mechanical, bodies with parts that have to be replaced and upgraded, scrapped from others like you

Maybe a lil ship of thesus type stuff thrown in there?

I think the idea of Claudia being someone once killed but brought back through either some sort of memory bank or "rebooting" a backup file could be interesting? How do ghosts function/ what is a ghost in a far flung future? What does it mean to be a walking sentient diary of sorts?

ofc there needs to be something with Louis and his ties to humanity being linked to how he feels about his body and his makeup... clinging to flesh and all that

idk how to work the gravitational beam emitter in there. but there has to be some equivalent

[loumandivorce]

loustat android au but lestat is the android and louis is the human and louis is like :((( am i taking advantage of him can he even consent meanwhile the only thing in lestat's head is I NEED TO FUCK HIM. AND IMPRISON HIM IN MY TOWER.

[christophe76460]

05-163 Une multitude de faux dieux…

https://soundcloud.com/jlgaillard/une-multitude-de-faux-dieux

Le pasteur protestant Alphonse Maillot raconte que dans les années 1925-1930 un certain Sébastien Faure, anarchiste, faisait des tournées de conférences dans le nord de la France, au pays des mineurs de charbon, pour promouvoir l'athéisme. Un pasteur protestant, venu des États-Unis, s'efforçait d'y participer pour essayer de le contredire.

Un jour, Sébastien Faure crut avoir trouvé l'arme absolue qui éblouirait l'intelligence de ces pauvres mineurs « exploités » comme il les appelait. Il monta sur l'estrade et présenta un énorme réveil. Puis il régla la sonnerie sur une heure précise. Et il dit à tous:

— Je vais vous donner la preuve absolue que Dieu n'existe pas.

Ce réveil va sonner dans trois minutes exactement. Maintenant je vais mettre Dieu au défi, s'il existe. Pour lui, défier Dieu c'était lui envoyer des injures grossières et malsaines, ce qu'il fit devant tous.

Puis il ajouta :

— Maintenant, après tant d'injures, Dieu dans sa justice doit me faire mourir. Je le mets au défi. Si dans trois minutes Sébastien Faure n'est pas mort, c'est que Dieu n'existe pas !

Un grand silence s'abattit sur la salle. Quand la sonnerie retentit, ce fut l'explosion dans la salle. Il hurla :

— Je ne suis pas mort, donc Dieu n'existe pas.

Il fit cela plusieurs jours. Un soir, cependant, le pasteur protestant du fond de la salle, avant que la sonnerie ne retentisse, cria :

— Attendez, attendez, j'ai quelque chose à dire...

Sébastien Faure, qui connaissait depuis longtemps son adversaire acharné, le fit monter sur l'estrade, très gentiment, persuadé de sa victoire absolue. Le pasteur sortit d'une de ses poches de son pantalon un énorme revolver.

Il le mit entre les mains de l'anarchiste athée, lui disant :

— Attention, il est chargé. Moi aussi je suis capable de vous lancer des injures, et je vais le faire. Puis il ajouta :

— Si je suis toujours vivant dans dix secondes, c'est que M. Sébastien Faure n'existe pas.

Il se mit alors à jurer encore plus fort que ne l'avait fait Sébastien Faure. Puis il fit le compte à rebours, de dix jusqu'à zéro !

Arrivé à zéro, devant l'assemblée médusée, il s'écria :

— Mes amis, M. Faure n'existe pas.

Après un long moment de silence, il y eut d'énormes applaudissements...

Chacun de nous a en tête une idée fausse de Dieu. Sébastien Faure l'imaginait comme le Jupiter justicier. Il y a aussi le dieu distributeur automatique, le dieu gendarme toujours à l'affût pour nous verbaliser dès qu'on passe la ligne blanche, le dieu grand ingénieur qui nous aurait fabriqué comme des marionnettes, le dieu magicien, etc.

Un jeune à qui j'expliquais cela m'a dit :

— C'est vrai, j'ai vécu longtemps avec l'idée d'un dieu caissier de supermarché.

— Que veux-tu dire ?

— Longtemps je me suis dit, quand je vivais un vrai moment de bonheur, cela ne durerait pas : un jour ou l'autre, il faudrait que je le paie, que je passe à la caisse...

Nous nous sommes inventés beaucoup de faux dieux.

#contredire #anarchiste #conference #mineur #athee #atheisme #promouvoir #pasteur #protestant #participer #essayer #estrade #dieu #injure #reveil #sonner #defier #tenter #preuve #absolu #exister #mort #adversaire #acharner #poche #pantalon #revolver #victoire #absolu #verbaliser

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[fictionalsweetdesires]

Hi!! My name Is Mika, and Welcome to my blog! This is a self-ship / Self- Insert blog. I'm 23, go by he / they / them, Neurodivergent, and I have a LOT, and I mean a LOT of F/O'S I am currently in love with! I ship priority with some, but for the most part, I am romantically involved with a lot personally. Please be sure to read my blogs rules before interacting and read about page! Even sneak a peak at the Mun page for a little more backstory about me!

(MINORS DNI)

ROMANTIC: 💙

Louis / Free (Beastars) ⭐

Tem (ALIVE!AU, Beastars)

Asriel Dremurr (Undertale) (GoHD AU!)

Monty Gator (FNAF: SB) ⭐

Freddy Fazbear (AI AU, Five Night's at Freddy's)

Toy Bonnie (Five Night's at Freddy's 2)

Leonardo (TMNT)

Scar (The Lion King) (Anthro!AU)

Rono (Anthro AU! Bambi, ADULT VERSION OFC)

Denki Kamanari (MHA)

Fumikage Tokoyami (MHA) ⭐

Rocko Rama (Rocko's Modern Life) ⭐

Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel) (Involves Abuse) (TW)

Reptile (Mortal Kombat)

Kitana (Male!AU, Mortal Kombat)

Shao Kahn (Mortal Kombat) (TOXIC RELATIONSHIP) (TW)

SkekSo / The Emperor (The Dark Crystal) (Toxic) (TW)

Wolf O'Donnel / Fox Mccloud (Star Fox) ⭐

General Grievous / Obi-wan-Kenobi (Star Wars) ⭐

Bossk (Star Wars)

Modo (Biker Mice from Mars)

Rocket Raccoon (Marvel)

Venom (Marvel)

Ratchet (Ratchet and Clank)

Green Lantern (DCU)

Red Hood (DCU)

Vegito (DBZ/S) ⭐

Dyspo (DBS) (Crush)

Cooler (DBZ) (Involves Prior Slavery) (TW) ⭐

Android 17 (DBZ/S)

Cell-First Form (DBZ) (Somewhat-Toxic) (TW)

Broly (DBZ)

Goku Black (DBS) ⭐

Champa (DBS)

Death (Puss in Boots) ⭐

Weavile, Scrafty, Mewtwo, Toxicroak, Raichu, Feraligatr (Pokemon) (Pokephillic) (TW)

King Sombra (MLP: FiM) (Involves Master/Slave relationship) (TW)

Big Macintosh (MLP; FiM) (Crush)

Deathslinger (Dead by Daylight)

The Oni (Dead by Daylight) ⭐

Albert Wesker (Resident Evil) (Crush)

Dante (Devil May Cry) (Crush)

Rhe'yate (Yautja) / Consollo (Sangheili) (OC'S) ⭐

Sings-In-Warmth (Argonian) / Nullin (Argonian) (The Elder Scrolls)(OC's) ⭐

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Familial:  👪

Shaak-Ti / Kit Fisto (Star Wars)

Stolas / Octavia / Stella (Helluza Boss)

Moxxie / Millie (Helluva Boss)

Prince Vegeta (DBZ)

Judy Hopps / Nick Wilde (Zootopia)

Chili / Bandit Heeler (Bluey)

Dawnbreaker / Nightmare Moon (MLP; FiM) (Toxic)

Gosha / Legoshi (Beastars)

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Platonic: 🛏️

Ice-Man (Marvel)

Gohan (DBZ/S)

Trunks (DBZ/S)

Nightwing (DCU)

Captain Cody (Star Wars)

Ahsoka Tano (Star Wars)

Razum-Dar (ESO)

[lipsticklou]

new fic! it’s an android au series with some christmas fluff sprinkled in 💌💌 you can read it here!

[mrburnsnuclearpussy]

Rough Data sketch and Data wing

[non-binharry]

The last time Harry and Louis saw each other must have been when Louis performed on X Factor. How many years since then? You make robsten believers look sane.

they actually just saw each other on facetime last night but anyways

[mitarbeiter]

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[justalarryblog]

Hey!

I was hoping you can Rex some really funny comedy fics. I went through all of Gina’s disaster gay, crack fics, fluff recs already and I really need a good laugh. Would you know of any new funny fics? If there’s awesome ✨ot5or4✨ friendship even better.

❤️❤️Thanks so much! I appreciate u ❤️❤️

Hi, love! After reading your ask I noticed that I barely have crack fics (the funny scenes I've read are in the middle of a story) hasiudhasiud Sorry for that! But, I put them here (and I'm hoping you haven't read them!!!) and I added some that are in my Fluff & Humor tag!

Click by @allwaswell16 (5k) | Explicit When Louis got assigned a roommate, he wasn’t exactly thrilled, but as far as roommates go Marcel was a pretty good one. That was until Marcel started clicking a counter everywhere he went...

Drive Me Crazy by @afangirlfantasy (7k) | General Audiences Louis’ a single Dad heading out to buy a birthday present for his little princess. Harry’s a uni student working part-time at the toy store. Or an AU where Louis just wants a toy for his daughter, and Harry just wants to take Louis on a date.

The Charles Compass Trilogy by @sadaveniren (8k) | Explicit

Louis Tomlinson is a successful writer who rents a beach house on the Cape to try and finish the final book in his successful Charles Compass trilogy.

Waiting by @allwaswell16 (10k) | Explicit

Louis Tomlinson was Harry’s omega, of this Harry had always been sure. Unfortunately for Harry, Louis seemed to think they were just best friends. The six weeks that Harry has to live with Louis were going to be rough.

Love and Other Antidotes by @haztobegood (16k) | Explicit Arrogant pop star Harry Styles is transformed into a cow by his bandmate Amy Z after a heated argument. Left in the back of a truck, Harry finds himself at a rural farm hours away from his band. Harry has three days to make it back to London and turn back into a human before his next show. His only chance to reclaim his glamorous life rests with a kind farmer named Louis. They must work together to find the antidote before Amy Z finishes him off and takes over the band.

Spellbound by @chloehl10 / lovelarry10 (22k) | Teen And Up Audiences

Louis’ a shifter. Harry’s a witch. The only problem is, they’re hiding those things from each other.

Will they be able to keep their secrets hidden at the most spooky time of year?

Wait For Me To Come Home by @beautifully_cyan (26k) | General Audiences

AU: Soulmates are found through photographs. When you take normal pictures with people who aren’t your soulmate, the picture is in full of color. When you take one with your soulmate, it’s black and white. Harry find’s out his “soulmate” has lied to him and realizes their photo was edited to be black and white. And that’s when Louis comes along..

Literally Making Love by @twopoppies / Brooklyn_Babylon (30k) | Explicity

Holding up one of the android's eyes to the workshop’s windows, he smiled as the light picked up the gold flecks in the pale green of his irises. Louis had always paid attention to even the tiniest details.

--

All Louis intended to do was rescue someone in need from loneliness. He had no idea it would be himself.

He’s been my Queen since we were 16 by @larriebane (30k) | Mature

Louis Tomlinson had been best friends with his neighbor’s son, Harry, as long as he could remember. The 16-year-old was small for his age and got bullied for being a weak alpha but Louis was there to help him. However, when the omega graduated from college and left for a university in London, he lost all contact with the Curly One. Five years later Louis finds himself back home, stalking a leggy hottie who looks like something from his wet dreams.

‘When did Curly get so hot?’

Until by @allwaswell16 (38k) | Explicit

Rural Eagle County, Colorado wasn’t the type of place to find a famous musician or actor. At least not until songwriter Louis Tomlinson showed up with pop star Niall Horan to visit his uncle’s horse ranch, and they just happened to find themselves next door to a reclusive former movie star.

Featuring amazing art from missytearex

Part 1 of Until

kiss me on the mouth (and set me free) by @tempolarriefics (47k) | Mature

Harry, being his endlessly patient self, asks with a wry smile, “And who am I going to spontaneously marry for financial aid?”

He clearly intends for it to be a rhetorical question, for it to shoot down Louis’ ridiculous marriage idea. But Louis answers easily, “Me. You’ll marry me.“

aka the not-so fake marriage AU in which Harry and Louis get married to keep Harry from dropping out of uni (and if they discover that they’re in love along the way, well, that’s neither here nor there).

Save me...... by @SavageMonkey (59k) | Mature

Harry is struggling with the loss of his partner, raising his daughter Addie all on his own. He is hoping to find solace at a local community center grief meeting. Louis is dealing with his own loss, but has a whole new approach to life that Harry didn't know existed.

Harry is a successful personal chef. Louis is a star of the stage.

The light to guide me home by @tommosgun / Star_Henderson (65k) | Explicit

He was mesmerised by the guy on the bar. Laughing and singing along to the song, grinding and thrusting in time to the music, shaking his cocktail shaker.

“Relax, don’t do it when you wanna come . Relax, don’t do it, when you wanna suck do it, relax don’t do it, when you wanna come..”

Harry’s throat felt constricted, rooted to the spot.

“When you wanna come…”

He came to his senses and edged through the crowd, not taking his eyes from the guy, gyrating and tossing his shaker. He flipped it down to a girl behind the bar and concentrated on his moves, grabbing his crotch, throwing his head back, tongue out.

Harry could feel himself getting hard in his pants. It was the most erotic thing he had ever seen. The guy was standing on the same spot but stamping his feet, arms aloft, rolling his hips suggestively. He brought his head forward to the crowd and locked eyes with Harry. His jaw fell open, mouth slack, pupils blown.

Or the one where Harry and his friends hit Vegas for post Uni blow out, he meets a bar owner called Louis who rocks his world. Pure lust overtakes them both but it's more, it's just so much more than that..

Off The Record by @Tomlinsontoes (90k) | Mature

Louis is an out of control teen heartthrob, Harry is hired to get him back on track and they both hate each other while they secretly don’t.

“I’m not your personal assistant you know,” Harry says once he gets there and Louis lets him in and he shoves the bag into his hands. “I’m your publicist.”

“I know that,” Louis smiles a devilish grin patting Harry in the middle of his chest as he takes the bag, “but look at you personally assisting me,” he says looking in the bag and pulling out the Cheetos. I also know that my PA turns his phone on silent at night, and clearly, you don’t. Waiting for a booty call or something?” Louis says turning on his heels and scurrying over to his sofa and plopping down. Harry swears he sees a puff of orange dust soar into the air when Louis opens the bag. He’s amazed that couch is as clean as it looks.

Let's Fall in Love in a Place You Want to Stay by @embro (134k) | Not Rated

A George of the Jungle / Tarzan AU where Louis is a model who meets Wild Man Harry in the Congo. He was raised by apes and barely speaks a word of English and turns Louis' life upside down.

Wanted Most by @geralt_of_rivia (156k) | Mature

Louis Tomlinson is a thief, and a damn good one at that. Most have heard of him. Most don’t understand him. And Harry Styles is the FBI agent who can never seem to catch him. (I’m American, therefore there’s extreme inaccuracies related to the FBI here: England doesn’t have one. But in this fic they do. It’s fiction and I’ll do as I please. Because I’m American and know nothing of a London type layout, there’s going to be more than one inaccuracy.)

Bewitched by @photo41 (160k) | Teen And Up Audiences

“So what’s your problem, mister?” “I’m married to a witch.” says Louis, disbelievingly, shaking his head slightly, swirling the ice around in his shot glass. “My spouse is a witch.” “Cheer up.“ says the Bartender "You should see my wife.”

Louis doubts that his wife is a real spell-casting, cloak-wearing, cauldron stirring, witch, like his new husband, Harry. But, Louis suspects that nothing could surprise him anymore. Not Harry’s magical friends, not his literally disappearing sister or even the way that Harry’s able to clean a kitchen in 2 seconds. Louis had always thought that Harry was charming, he just didn’t know how much.

Adaption of the hysterical and wonderful 1960’s tv show, starring, of course, 1D; each chapter is self contained within the universe.

blue lips, blue veins by @fresharold (173k) | Explicit

“Want some advices?” “No thank you.” Harry answers, trying to brush off Niall’s hand from his shoulder, with no success. “I’m going to give them anyway.” Niall continues casually. “Just do like, baby steps. Day one say hi and smile. Day two suck his dick.”

au where Harry takes art classes on Fridays before going to work and Louis is the French nude model who drops the robe and doesn’t let him focus. There are plenty of text messages, a mess of emotions and a lot of time spent in bed.

Cold Little Heart by@seducedbycurls (194k) | Teen And Up Audiences

Louis is a soft omega with an abusive past and an alpha child A few months after getting a divorce, Louis meets Harry, an ex-military alpha wolf that offers him something -odd.

In exchange for teaching him how to cook, Harry will babysit his son, Abraham Louis really could use the help.

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I saw you reposted about your drawings. Do you have fic recs/a list of fics that have your drawings. I've stumbled upon a few on my own and I'm always really excited I go "*gasp GINA!* But just wondering you kept a list of who you've drawn for? Thanks.

Oh, this is such a sweet ask. It’s been such a long time since I drew for anyone, but yes, I think I remember them all. Just FYI, if you read the fics, some of the drawings are NSFW. Also, some of the drawings were commissions, so I haven’t necessarily read the fic (although I’ve read almost all of them).

Literally Making Love by Brooklyn_Babylon (E, 30K)

Holding up one of the android's eyes to the workshop’s windows, he smiled as the light picked up the gold flecks in the pale green of his irises. Louis had always paid attention to even the tiniest details.

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All Louis intended to do was rescue someone in need from loneliness. He had no idea it would be himself. Art Posts here and here

Kiss Me Deadly my unfinished Larry comic (Tumblr Posts)

Our Lives, Non Fiction by @indiaalphawhiskey (E, 114K) this is, quite literally, the best fic I’ve read in years. It’s so well written, clever, funny, emotional, and sexy. Its draw you in immediately and you’ll end up falling in love with these characters before you know it. Don’t miss this one. Art post

Take Me Home (Country Roads) by Awriterwrites / @a-writerwrites (E, 87K) Probably my favorite of this author’s many fics. Set in rural West Virginia, this hate to love fic is funny, touching, super sexy, painful and features big city doctor Louis vs country boy healer Harry. Art Posts here here here

Howls Like A Beast (You Flower, You Feast) by @indiaalphawhiskey (E, 17K) This author’s writing is poetic without being too precious, descriptive in a way that paints a gorgeous portrait without piling on unimportant detail, and their smut is sexy af. I love all of their fics, but this is a personal favorite because it combines so many things I love (supernatural elements, Versailles, Larry, and smut…what more could you want? LOL). Art Post

walk on the ocean by Awriterwrites / @a-writerwrites (E, 26) What more could you want than surfer Louis and rockstar Harry? This fic has some of my favorite drawings, and as usual, working with the author was so much fun. Art Post 1 and Art Post 2

Got A Taste For The Cherry by @realitybetterthanfiction (E, 4K) Ridiculously hot days lead to ridiculously hot smut scenes. I always love this author’s writing. Art post

To Honor by Awriterwrites / @a-writerwrites (E, 15K) there’s so much about this fic I love. The battle scenes are full of tension, the smut scenes are super charged and sexy, the story line is unique, the boys are in kilts... the list goes on. Seriously though, this author took this fic to a different level — the writing fits the time period (13th century Scotland), but still feels fresh and alive. Give this one a try — I hope you like it as much as I do. Art Post

So It Begins by alivingfire (E, 6K) Day 1 of 30 days of smut. One of my favorite authors and a super sexy start to this fic fest. 

hot, sticky sweet by Awriterwrites / @a-writerwrites (E, 6K) This one holds a place in my heart because it’s the first fic I drew art for, and it began a beautiful friendship. But ALSO, this fic is fun and crazy sexy and involves Harry in short shorts and roller skates. And car sex, of course! Art posts here and here

I Walk The Line by Awriterwrites / @a-writerwrites (E, 55K) This spy AU is just fun and sexy and a wild ride from start to finish. Art posts here, here and here

I Wanna Get Dirty With You by Awriterwrites / @a-writerwrites (E, 16K) Lighthearted and fun read. Plus sexy, as always.

Long Road To Love Leads To You by myownspark / @myownsparknow (E, 10K) Day 7 of 30 days of smut. This was one of the first of this author’s I read and it’s stuck with me for years. They use language so beautifully and have written such an incredibly touching portrayal of long term love and longing.

Yellow by 13ways (E, 85K) This fic was the result of a reverse big bang I made a prompt for and I’m forever grateful that this was the author who chose it! Yes, it’s Batman/Catwoman. No, you don’t ned to know anything about the comics. But wow! Such good pacing, the smut scenes are fire, the concept is so original and keeps you guessing until the very end. Art Post

Turned Upside Down by redwine (E, 7K) chapter 11 of 30 days of smut. Harry and Louis try a little 69-ing. Art Post

All I Want Is Everything by phdmama / @phd-mama (E, 7K)

Louis turns, and catches his breath. It’s dim in the room, but not so dark that he can’t see. Harry’s short curls are in disarray from pulling the t-shirt over his head, and he’s got his glasses on and a goofy grin on his face as he poses in the doorway, and Louis feels all the blood rush from his brain to his dick… Art Post

Make This Feel Like Home by YesIsAWorld / @louandhazaf (E, 5K) Day 15 of 30 Days of smut. Harry and Louis are busy parents and have to get creative. Somehow this author managed to make it both super sweet and super sexy. 

The Devil You Know by Awriterwrites / @a-writerwrites (M, 36K) I only drew for the first part, but this is a 3-part vampire fic that includes a murder mystery.

Take Your Time by @laynefaire (T, 12K) This is actually a 4-part series, but I haven’t gotten to read the other 3 parts yet. This one, though, is sweet and soft and a lovely romantic Christmas fic. Art Post

I made art for Where Your Heart Is and The Road Less Traveled, but both have been deleted. I don’t know if the art gets downloaded with the fics, but here and here are the art posts for TRLT, and here are the IG posts for some of the art for WYHI: here and here

On and On (Reckless Abandon) by dancingontheceiling, Scrufflecake (E, 9K) Day 22 of 30 days of smut. Harry and Louis try to re-enact a porn. 

Nobody Knows You Baby Like I Do by larrymama15 / @alarrylarrie (E, 7K) Day 23 of 30 days of smut and my intro to this author. Sweet and sexy outdoor sex. Art post

The End Is Always The Beginning by Awriterwrites / @a-writerwrites Epilogue for 30 days of smut.

Waiting Such A Long Time by Awriterwrites / @a-writerwrites This was a drabble request on Tumblr. Art post

If You’re Out There (I’ll Find You Somehow) by @jacaranda-bloom (E, 56K) Art Post

Harry looks so intensely into Louis’ eyes it’s as though he’s reaching in and touching his very soul. “I never thought… I never… I’ve been searching for so long, Louis, but I never gave up. I couldn’t stop, wouldn’t stop trying,” Harry says, bottom lip trembling as he strokes the backs of Louis’ knuckles. “I just knew that if you were out there, I’d find you somehow.”

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OR the story of how one man’s love changed the world.

Black Stars and Endless Seas by objectlesson

A Star Trek Original Series AU where Lt. Styles is a young science officer on his first away mission, and Louis is the headstrong ensign assigned to his security detail, and maybe they would be able to function together professionally in a normal setting, but not when their shuttlecraft crash-lands and they end up marooned together on an improbably and unfairly beautiful planet. The fic has been deleted, but here’s the art: here here and here

The Games We Play (Lead To Gold) by @phd-mama (E, 7K)

“Oh god,” Harry all but moans and when he looks at Louis, Louis’ eyes widen because Harry looks wild, his eyes are dark, and he looks genuinely, well, aroused. “I know your stuff, Louis, and holy shit, it’s so, so good.” He leans in closer and then pauses and whispers, so that Louis can barely hear him over the sound of the crowd around them, “God, I’ve jerked off to your stories so many times,” and Louis can almost feel the heat radiating off of him, and as Harry presses closer, Louis gasps because he can feel Harry through the thin fabric of his Supergirl costume, and Louis was not wrong.

Harry is hard — hard for him and his writing, apparently. Art Post

Sunday Smut Series by Awriterwrites / @a-writerwrites 18 chapters of ficlets and drabbles, many including my art. 

Oh Glory by Alivingfire (E, 21K)

Tomlinson looks Liam over, tilting his head. “Are you a swimmer as well?”

“Yeah,” Liam says, a little cautiously.

Harry wonders if it’s Tomlinson’s fame or the unimpressed eyebrow that’s making Liam wary.

“Distance, I’m doing the 1500m. Harry here’s a sprinter.”

“Ah,” says Tomlinson, turning his glinting eyes back to Harry. “So you’re not an endurance man.” 

A beat passes, and his grin grows, wide and filthy. "Shame."

Harry Styles is Team Great Britain's newest swimmer, and has spent his whole life training for this moment, a chance at the gold medal in the Rio 2016 Olympics. All his training, hard work, and dedication to no distractions is tested when he's assigned to the same Rio apartment as Louis Tomlinson, British gymnast and Harry's childhood crush. Art post

Just Tell Me the Song and I’ll Sing It by myownspark / @myownsparknow (NR, 40K) This author is really something special. This is one of their longest fics and it’s just slow burn flirting and falling in love. Their relationship is gentle and romantic, plus Harry in a baseball uniform is a wonderful bonus. Art Post

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hiii! this month I’ve read a lot of great fics, so I decided is time to start my monthly fic rec… that means I’ll be doing a short fic rec and recap every month with my favorite fics of the month

note: the fics I’ll be mentioning weren't necessarily posted recently

!!! - please be careful and read all the tags and/or warnings before start reading and left kudos and nice messages to the authors <33

❀ Divinely Blessed by thinlines @thinlinez  | 17k | Explicit | ABO | fic post

“I heard you, Ni. But what do you mean?”

“What do you mean what I mean?”

Harry rolled his eyes as he shoved his alpha friend down onto a seat. “Did you mean you lick someone out or…?”

“Nah, mate! It was me! I got licked out!” Harry could only stare at Niall in horror.

Alpha Harry prides himself on having the bravest and most caring omega who might or might not just fulfill his sudden curiosity.

note: for some reason i don’t know i fell in love with the ABO and found this fic someway and WOW! it’s really fluffy and sweet and while i was reading all i could think about was “god! i really want someone who love me like Harry loves Lou and viceversa” and also has a great smut scene, funny and well writen (cliff ily babe)

❀ Promise me you won’t run away by thinlines | 23k | Explicit | ABO | Español

“Does kissing me stop you from having bad thoughts?” Harry asked, voice muffled into the collar of Louis’ dress shirt. Louis chuckled at this. He trailed a hand down Harry’s back, feeling the muscles tensing along with his touch.

“I guess you can say that. You’re a good distraction.”

“Then I will be the best distraction.” Harry answered, pulling back and watched Louis’ lips unashamedly.

“Come distract me, then.”

Or the Prince/ Knight AU in which Harry left Louis, but the omega never once gave up on them.

note: this fic is beautiful and really REALLY well written, i need to say i cried and im the most cold person in the world but this caught me and I LOVED IT! but also when i finished it i got mad because in the end notes was the spanish translation and i read it in english lmao; anyway i love it!!!... summing this up, the fic made me thought about that LOVE ALWAYS WIN <33

❀ Twist the knife by jishler @jishlerfics | 6k | Explicit | Angst / Smut | fic post

Infuriating, but Louis missed it. Louis missed him. His thighs and his chest and breath and warmth and toothbrush next to Louis’. He missed sex with Harry but he missed his presence more: Louis would settle for watching Harry get himself off if it meant he got to see him; hear the voice that was like a soothing balm over all his wounds.

Two weeks after their breakup, Harry wants his toys back.

note: i definetely don’t read smut in purpose and the reason i’ve read this was because i love the moodboard BUT i need to thank the person who put it on my dash because i liked it so much!! was fun to read and the smut is pretty well written :))

❀  Hold you now by solvetheminourdreams @solvetheminourdreams | 131k | Angst with happy ending | fic post | playlist

The string within Harry's own sweatpants is now dangling outside of his pocket, stretched so far out that the seams of his pants have tightened. His eyes remain hyper focused on Louis, how oblivious he is—scrolling through his phone without a care in the world, while Harry feels his tilt on its axis.

Three years ago, Harry Styles said goodbye to communications consultancy firm McQuiston Worldwide, leaving a life of travel and agency PR behind. When he accompanies his best friend to a family wedding across the Atlantic, he'll be forced to reopen old wounds and face his past—one that no one wants to hash out, but may just have to.

note: at the end of the first chapter i was emotional, is the kind of fic that you feel every single emotion, the one you literally feel are part of it... it’s perfectly well written and please give it a chance and  check all the stef’s works because she’s a super talented writer... if i say something else i’ll probably do spoilers so, shut up ana.

❀ The money mark by brightgolden @brightgolden | 52k | Explicit | ABO | fic post

Harry's heart beats faster in his chest as the name sinks in. The Tomlinson name is awfully familiar, and he isn’t sure how many rich Tomlinsons are out here in London, but he knew one. Seven years ago.

Like all fine things in the world, Louis Tomlinson ages exceptionally well.

OR

Where Louis is Harry’s first sugar daddy who dumped him over text and their paths cross, seven years later.

note: THIS IS MY FAVORITE FIC OF THE YEAR. sorry, but this fic is super well written, is omega harry + alpha louis and find smth like this is almost impossible! but i loved the fact that harry could be an omega and a sugar baby but he’s independant and strong and wow! it’s amazing; everyone should read it because it’s really good!! (ps. louis is the alpha of my dreams, he’s a complete gentlemen)

❀ Sweet like candy by neodiamond @neondiamond | 4k | General Audiences | ABO | fic post

Louis is an Alpha with an odd obsession for gummy bears. Harry is an Omega who makes friends a little too easily. They meet on the bus.

note: this is the cutest fluffy fic I have ever read! strangers to friends to lovers <333

❀ Literally making love by Brooklyn_babylon @twopoppies | 30k | Explicit | Robot/Human Relationship | fic post

Holding up one of the android's eyes to the workshop’s windows, he smiled as the light picked up the gold flecks in the pale green of his irises. Louis had always paid attention to even the tiniest details.

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All Louis intended to do was rescue someone in need from loneliness. He had no idea it would be himself.

note: science + me = signal error BUT this fic. OMG. how to say this is one of the fics would be in my recap at the end of the year; i have read another fic by Gina and was really good but this is probably my favorite between both of them... all i know and want now is to create my perfect partner lmao. 

❀ I’m gonna keep this love, if you let me by pixies @tomlinbuns | 26k | Explicit | ABO | fic post

Louis makes Harry pretend to be his boyfriend one night out. The rest is history.

note: this one is simple to discribe... the best of the best. one of my favorites abo fics, funny, teasing and very romantic. i enjoyed so much read how these two guys fell in love with each other. god bless this fic <33

❀ Beautiful stranger by lovelarry10 @chloehl10 | 66k | Explicit | ABO / Mpreg | fic post

“Did you want to- oh. Uh, sorry, I-” Harry stuttered, licking his lips as he looked over Louis’ bare torso, not focusing on the ocean ahead of him. “You’re very distracting, Lou.”

“Trying to tell me you haven’t seen a topless Omega before?” Louis asked, walking back to his rucksack and grabbing a bottle of suncream out of it before returning to stand by Harry.

“Not one as stunning as you,” he thought he heard Harry mutter as he started to rub the cream into his shoulders.

*****

When Alpha Harry Styles attends the Gucci Cruise 2020 show, he knows what to expect: clothes, clutch bags, and a few too many pretentious people. What he doesn’t expect, however, is to run into an Omega who is more beautiful than anything on the runway.

note: this fic is from 2019 but who cares, i loved it so much and i want to thank/blame @justalarryblog​ because she unintentionally recommended it to me in her abo fic rec post and now i want someone like this harry in my life... is it too much to ask? because is one of the most beautiful abo fics i’ve read this month and wow. if you haven’t read it yet, what are you waiting for??

❀ Waiting on you by beckywritesthings @beckydoesthings  | 21k | Mature | Mpreg | fic post

“Do you want to touch?” Harry asks, taking one of his hands off to tangle with Louis’. His open invitation finally drags Louis’ attention away from his baby and up to his face, blue eyes wobbly with emotions. It’s clear that he’s too taken to really form words, so Harry takes the initiative to press their laced hands against his shirt fabric, warmth from the skin radiating through.

Louis pushes his shirt up to his chest, taking Harry’s hand and pressing it to hold the fabric in place. His hands return to warm skin, palms even more scalding now that there’s nothing in between them. And then, as if that wasn’t enough for Harry’s heart to handle, Louis leans in, pressing his lips right above his belly button.

“Hi, baby,” he says, lips moving across his skin softly. “I’m your… I’m Louis.”

Or Harry is pregnant with a stranger’s baby and Louis doesn’t know. It’s a minor detail that Harry’s both living with Louis and in love with him. No big deal.

note: this fic is really new, someone reblogged the fic post and when i saw it first i was like ‘huh?’ and then suddendly (in less than a minute) decided it was the next thing i’ll be reading and now i’m completely in love with it. Lou i need to say you’re the kind of guy everyone wants in their life <3 

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❀ all the love, ana. xx

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By writing parts of French Kiss and Do Androids Dream of Electric Jam? at the same time (and listening to the playlists for each as I do) I have thoroughly confused the poor Spotify algorithm.

These are the songs that pop up when the “radio” feature kicks in if I forget to set the playlist to loop.

King is (unsurprisingly) the first song for the playlist for French Kiss, the French Revolution AU featuring twin princes Remus and Roman Capetian, sons of King Louis XVI.

And Tear It All Down (again, unsurprisingly) is from the playlist for Do Androids Dream of Electric Jam? a post-mostly apocalyptic dystopia featuring The Reckoning, a radical protest group fighting for basic artifice rights.

Said playlists below the cut.

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Hogan's Heroes - (Modern) Boarding School AU

Nobody asked for it, I'm doing it anyways.

Stalag 13 is a boarding school near Hammelburg Germany. "Stalag 13" is actually just a nickname given by Hogan and his group for the actual name "Schloss Stauffenberg"/"Stauffenbergschule". It's in an old castle, but not like a medieval castle, more of a mansion or chateu. In German you would call it "Schloss", hence the name. Translated, it would mean something like "Stauffenberg Castle".

The whole AU is influenced both by the film "The Chorus/Les Choristes" and by my own experience at boarding school - and Hogan's Heroes of course. There may also be some hints of Dead Poets Society. By "modern", I don't mean an exact copy of modern times. The school keeps pretty archaic methods, which is why the Heroes got sent there in the first place. Their old schools couldn't deal with them.

Hogan's "Heroes" would be the "foreigners clique", so to say. The students who aren't from Germany and share their discomfort at the school, wanting to get back home. The school would have pretty strict rules regarding what they were or weren't allowed to watch or listen to, their behaviour, boys and girls being strictly separated etc. ... Yeah, these guys casually go against that. Think Fred and George but less obvious and more focused on their personal freedom than pranking everyone. They'd probably call themselves the SOE, going by their military-esque set of nicknames.

The tunnels are actually a set of secret rooms and passages they've found in the castle. The main room is directly linked to the boys' dorm (the school has dorms of five, conveniently) and decked out with sound-dampening material so nobody can find it so easily.

Now for some info on the individual characters. This was actually super fun and interesting to do. Are there any characters you'd like me to add?

"Colonel" Robert Hogan

Had to repeat at least one year because he completely neglected his school activities out of rebellion, but is actually very smart

Got sent to Stauffenberg for "inappropriate behaviour", manipulation, neglecting schoolwork and because his parents felt like he needed to be put back on the right tracks and didn't feel like they could raise him properly

Definitely not straight

Leader of the pack, obviously

He got the nickname "Colonel" from being the oldest and the leader and all his friends only call him Colonel. It's both a nickname and a form of respect

A legend with how much trouble he's caused and how he barely ever got caught

Despite his obvious schemery, he's actually pretty popular with the headmaster

Very popular with the students

Rocker style, loves his vintage leather jacket

"Corporal" Louis LeBeau

None of his friends understood why a sweet boy like him could end up at Stauffenberg

As it turns out, he's an orphan and kept running from orphanages when he was younger to find his parents. He's accepted his fate now, but still ended up at the school for his reputation (yes, I took inspiration from Pépinot)

Loves cooking and hates the disgusting cafeteria food

Sneaks into the kitchen for cooking bigger meals

Keeps a camping stove under his bed

The red scarf he wears is the last thing he still has of his parents

Gets away from detention constantly by climbing through even the smallest windows and openings

Sweaters over shirts are a staple of his fashion sense, at least when it's not too warm

Generally has a pretty neat style

Literally everyone is in love with him and he has had his fair share of relationships

Something's up with his gender

"Sergeant" James "Kinch" Kinchloe

Sent to Stauffenberg for one big incident he was involved in

Illegally has a self-made radio

Probably the calmest of the group

Sabotages the school's tech

Generally knows so much about tech you could think he's an android or some other form of tech himself

Good student

Probably the most casually-dressed out of all of them

Doesn't much care about the dress code

Got the coffee machine for the Heroes' hideout and saved everyone's lives with it

Pretty popular in the game of love but not interested in anyone who is interested in him

Friends above all

Will get the more chaotic Heroes out of trouble

Nicknamed "Sergeant" because he's the de-facto second in command, even though Newkirk would beg to differ. The command order is, according to the Colonel's rules, a matter of seniority - and responsibility. In both categories, Kinch beats Newkirk

"Sergeant" Andrew Carter

Got sent to Stauffenberg because he blew up his old school's chemistry lab

Not good at all at school, except at chemistry

Still sleeps with a stuffed animal, but, like, a large one you can hug

Probably on the autistic spectrum, but undiagnosed

Always hyperfixating on explosives

Will infodump for hours and the Heroes are the only ones who will listen

Gets distracted during class all the time

Doesn't have any fashion sense

His outfits are a wild mess

The little brother of the SOE, especially the Colonel's

No rules without exceptions. He's nicknamed Sergeant instead of Corporal to boost his self-esteem

"Corporal" Peter Newkirk

Definitely got to Stauffenberg for stealing

Someone once said modern Newkirk would be somewhat of a punk and I agree. Undercut, maybe hair a little more floofy than usual, chains, ripped turtleneck...

He's also gender non-conforming in a sense

Pierced his own earlobes

Master of cheating during class tests

Smokes outside the school

Can open any lock

Loves showing off his magic tricks

Hard on the outside but secretly very soft

Repressed emotions everywhere

Still a great tailor; he makes his clothes himself

Upset about the nickname ranks, but is fine with it because they mostly aren't brought up

"Oberst" Wilhelm Klink

Headmaster

Mentally stuck in an earlier time

Struggles with tech, has his young secretary teach him

Loves his school above anything else

Proud of the level of discipline at his school

Secretly gay, has no children

Does everything to please the mayor so he doesn't cut the school's funds or close it

Sees Hogan as a sort of son and Vicky, Helga and Hilda as his perfect daughters

Nicknamed "Oberst" by the SOE as a form of respect

Strongly believes that no student has ever managed to sneak off campus - of course he's wrong

Helga & Hilda

Klink's secretaries

Twins

Close with the students

Klink calls them "Fräulein" like in older times, causing the students to pick this up too

"Feldwebel" Hans "Schultzie" Schultz

The chill art teacher (why art? Because that's the closest link I could find to his toy factory, like, making little figurines. The other option would be economy/WBS, in Germany, but I don’t think WBS suits him)

Very fond of the SOE

The students are all his adoptive kids, the SOE are the problematic bunch he still loves

Still has 5 kids like in canon, some of them go to Stauffenberg

Absolutely bribeable with sweets or LeBeau's cooking, but it's not necessary to bribe him for good grades because he's a very generous teacher

Sometimes spends the majority of a lesson talking to the students or eating the treats they brought him instead of teaching

Encourages creativity. You could hand in a blank paper for your art and still get full marks if you title it well and explain if necessary

Scared of being fired if Klink - or worse, Burkhalter - finds out he's not doing his job well and neglecting his disciplinary duties

"General" Albert Burkhalter

Mayor of Hammelburg

In charge of the funds Stauffenberg gets

Thinks Klink is incompetent

Acts like he runs Stauffenberg

Nicknamed General because he always acts so high and mighty

He actually has an amount of power over the school (funds are really important for boarding schools; mine currently is in a bit of peril because of the election, the new minister of education isn't so fond of us)

Hates Hochstetter

"Major" Wolfgang Hochstetter

Local police officer

Absolutely hates the SOE

Stops by every once again when some teenagers caused trouble in town because he always suspects the Stauffenberg students. He's usually right, but never catches them

Wants Stauffenberg to have even stricter rules because the students keep managing to sneak off campus

Dated Vicky's mother during their youth

Viktoria Zoe Allen

Half German, half English, just like her "canon" version

Was sent to Stauffenberg by her German mother who had also gone there in her youth

Vicky expected the school to be great but was wildly disappointed. Still, she keeps up a perfect exterior, true to the saying "kill 'em with kindness"

Her nickname "Flight Officer" is a reference to the German word "Überflieger", which means someone who is exceptionally good at what they do, an overachiever, or, in this case, an extremely good student

Her nickname also causes lots of tiny discussions with the SOE once she actually joins. As a Flight Officer, she would outrank everyone but Hogan. This is a fact she likes to bring up, saying that they should have thought harder before nicknaming her a high rank if they had wanted her to obey them

Pretends to dislike the SOE but supports them in secret, eventually even joining them - unbeknownst to the teachers and staff, of course

Conservative, modest, traditionally feminine fashion during school hours, but she lets lose when she's with the SOE

Jealous of Newkirk for his boldness