#and youre telling me phon is max???

[fuck-i-like-too-much-stuff]

Finally watching 3 Will Be Free... and feeling betrayed that none of yall warned me about the bisexual crisis this show was gonna give me.

[zojnks]

new snippet of red ring below the cut for those interested!! can u tell that i not only love blade runner but also bond (b movies??)

 Charles said a few more things in French before sighed and set the phone down next to him. 

“The board. They are curious about our progress.”

“You don’t use the Vid-Phon?” Max asked, avoiding the question.

“Non. I don’t know what they look like.”

Charles looked unbothered by that statement. 

“Hm. That’s… odd, don’t you think? I mean, I of course know what my boss looks like.”

Max shrunk under Charles’ unimpressed stare. Oh. Max was a human; Charles was a replicant. Of course there would be differences in their hierarchy. 

“And how is our progress, Mr. Verstappen?”

“I’ve tasked Officer C with gathering information on their playing habits. We also found out they all met in L-8544’s room last night. They ordered room service. I’d like to interview some of your servers, and also Chef F.”

Charles bristled at his words.

“I can understand the servers, but Chef F? That seems excessive, even for you.”

“It’s protocol,” Max replied blankly.

They held each other’s gaze for a few seconds before Charles turned sharply to the side and pulled something out of one of his desk drawers. 

“We have a poker tournament tonight. High stakes, high buy in. I have a feeling the escaped crew will be planning a late entry. The table borders the diamond, so there’ll be tight security. I don’t think they’ll try anything, but I want you at that table. Can you play?”

Max thought back to days spent in the station, the sound of cards shuffling a small reprieve to the maddening din of downtown Amsterdam. Sebastian had been the one to teach him, all those years ago, when he was still fresh out of the academy. Sebastian had always believed in him; he had seen his talent and been the one to recommend Max for his first promotion. From there, Max worked hard to move up. Now, Sebastian was once again playing an important part in his life.

“I can play. I’m a little rusty, but I’ll be fine.”

“I’ll use the company card for your spot. The game starts at 9PM sharp, so don’t be late. And wear your dinner jacket.”

Nodding, Max reached for the pad that sat between them.

“All the information is on there. You’ll message me if you have questions, yes?”

“Of course, Charles. Helpful as always,” Max said as he rose and headed for the door.

[tellywoodtrash]

suno chanda ep 2 lb

soooooooooo i missed my “deadline” (again.) but that’s nothing new around here. you guys are used to my bs by now. my net was being fucky (thanks monsoons!) so i just went the fuck to sleep last night.

ANYWAY, ONWARDS!!!!!!

was jiya under the impression that arsal WANTED to be married to her or something? itne gusse se yeh sab ISKO kyun suna rahi ho?

btw, doesn’t iqra look like nargis fakhri had a baby with ileana d’cruz?

now there’s the plot for main tera hero 2. ALLLLL THE PRETTY LADIES!!!!!!!

i love how excited and happy arsal gets every time they agree on something.

haaye bechaara, he just wants to make love, not war.

PAHAADI BAKRA!!!! FIRST INSTANCE OF MY FAV INSULT!

“tumne APNI shakal dekhi hai kabhi? jo gusse se naak phulaati ho, toh mirgi ka daura pad jaaye dekhne waale ko!”

haaaye laanat hai tumpe arsal. she’s so pretty!

lmao what’s a “pao bola”?????? 

kekekek i love this idiot boy’s face.

“yehi! yehi tumhari buri aadat hai! har cheez mein jo jaanwaron ko ghused deti ho!!!!!!!!!!!!” lolololol ok guess it’s some kinda animal

yeah i see why ppl were saying that iqra was a little EXTRA in the initial eps. still love her tho, and i think it just goes with the kinda character jiya is.

“toh aisi zehreeli baatein sunke, tum pehli fursat mein... MARR KYUN NAHI JAATE??????”

god grant me the ability to be this savage.

hahahaha dekho kaise poori tarah se chaabi lagaake bhej rahi hai apna kaam karwaane ke liye.

also, her lil typical desi head nod as she sends him off. too cute.

jamshed and his nonsense bandook, pffft.

idk about you guys, but i have neverrr ever once been able to take jamshed seriously when he threatens to beat up arsal. arsal looks like he can just give one stern look of his and jamshed would be cowering behind shanno. lbr the only one here who can control puttarjee is his amma.

“aaja puttar aaa, phenti khaa.” i love how she invites arsal to his doom so casually every single time.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. IDIOT. abbaji ko bandook sang dekh saari hawa nikal gayi.

HAHAHAHAHAHA SHAHANA’S ISHAAREBAAZI. WHY IS EVERY DESI MOM LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSS

hahahahahaha look at him slinking back to her side.

and she too knows him sooooo well. that smug expression of hers was in place waaay before he even sat down.

pffffffffffffft. overconfidenceeeeeeee ki hadh.

look at the way she’s marching towards the room, my tiny little toofaan!

lol the way she literally checks on her head for seengh.

she’s so dramatic, i love it!!!!!

lmaooooooo HIS smugass smileeeeee.

HAHAHAHAHAHA THE NOISE HE MAKES AS HE MOCKS HER WITH THE EYE-TO-EYE GESTURE, I’M DYING. what a pettyasssssss...... 

“badiiiii phon-phaan karti gayi thi.” lmaooooooooo

wait wow, masooma was anti-arsal in the start?!?!?!?!?!? 10 ep mein toh aapko shehzaada dikhne lagta hai woh!!!!

and jalal phupa was ok with him, but anti-jiya! wow, how things changed!!!!!!

NAIK SEERAT, AUR KINZA? KHUDA KA KHAUF KAREIN, JALAL MIYAAN!

lol awww, jalal phupa just wants some lovin’.

god kinza, do you not have any apps on your phone to pass the time? some temple run? twitter? at least candy crush? matlab, kuch aur bhi hobbies develop karo, har waqt is ek bande ki photo hi dekhti rehti ho.

am i supposed to feel bad for her? i don’t. dafa ho, you meesni.

lmao the ammas don’t give one single fuck about these two’s ~~~~angst.

SHANNO’S FACE BE LIKE “BITCH WHO DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO THIS WAY?????? AND YOU PUT THAT FINGER DOWN BEFORE I PUT IT DOWN FOR YOU.”

arsal/jiya, you should call your impertinent declarations “wedding cake”, coz in 30 days, YOU’RE GONNA BE EATING THEM.

bijaan is so amazingly petty towards masooma’s sasuraal lol.

bijaan too, like us, never gave a shit about kinza. kuch bhi kaho, bijaan insaan ko parakhti badi sahi hain. 

OMG SHERRY’S DAD’S NAME IS MUNAWAR. MEANING SHERRY’S NAME IS SHEHERYAR MUNAWAR.

damn bijaan the grudge is stronggggggggg.

SHERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. YOU CUTIEEEEEEEEEEE.

aw man, it’s so nice to see arsal and sherry be friendly towards each other.

haaye why’d they have to break up the BROtp like that tho.

huma truly is a saint to put up with the hellion that is jiya. so aggro!

GOD HUMA IS SO STINKING CUTE I CAN’T!!!!!!!!!!! WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYY COULDN’T SHE BE ENDGAME FOR SHERRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JUST LOOK AT HER SHE’S THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF RASMALAI (SWEET AND SQUISHY)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gosh i really feel aghaji’s frustration. nothing i hate more than ppl who come obstruct the tv. wtf you think you made of, glass???? SAAMNE SE HATT BEWAKOOF INSAAN!!!!!

“crown mahal” for taj mahal. god sherry, you are SUCHHHHH a burger bachcha!

so much aapas ki rishtedaari ki sherry bhi confuse ki aghaji shanno ke khaalu hain ya phupa. 

UGH HE’S SO CUTE. *kisses screen*

lol sherry ka bhi nickname chanda hai kya? dikhta bhi chand jaisa hi hai. *kisses screen some more*

“bin bulaaye toh allah miyaan ke paas bhi nahi jaonga main, shaadi toh door ki baat hai!” waaaaah, what tadi, what swag.

lmaooooo such typical desi shaadi invitation list - humne unko yeh diya tha, ab humari lene ki baari!

my god masooma and her idhar udhar ke ainvayii ke jhagde, khatam hi nahi hote!

gotta respect jalal for calling out bijaan’s pettyness tho.

haha shahana’s meethi churi waali smile at jalal.

idhar shahana ki nautanki shuru. god this family is so damn Extra.

lo, nawa katta khul gaya. card pe naam chaapne ka.

i am nazaakat. too much fuckery, mera bhi bp shoot kar raha hai.

LOOK AT THIS SAHABZAADA JUST SITTING WAITING FOR HIS ROTIS.

AADHE SE ZYAADA EPISODE HO GAYA, MERA GOLUUUUUUU KAHAN HAI?????

lmao arsal is truly his mother’s son in terms of shadin’ on ppl.

pfffffffft arsal, if you think she’s going to get jealous at some other chick’s ROTI MAKING SKILLZ, you really don’t know her at all.

lmao she was legit just stealing a roti OFF HIS SIDE PLATE. hadhhhhh hai jiya!

arsal’s so used to these threats of violence, he doesn’t even bother retorting.

i love how she just replies to him without even fucking blinking. telling him to piss off is as natural as breathing to her!

GOLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“lo! aa gaya tumhara matka bhai! laaya hoga tumhare jaisi koi manhoos khabr!” lololololololol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SCENE: JIYA’S “JAAN CHOOTI!” RELIEF, ARSAL’S INSTANT “YA ALLAH TERA SHUKR HAI!!!!”, JIYA’S LIL SLAP AND HIM QUICKLY CHECKING ON KINZA, WHO BTW HAS SEEN ALL OF ITTTTTT.

lmao arsal’s 300% insincere “so sad!” fucking idiot.

hahahahahahaha, in the end our girl got what SHE wanted - the rotis.

“baap itne jaldi kyun marr jaate hain????” OMFG MASOOMA

adorable fucking idiots.

“haaye jalal miyaan, toh kya main maut ke kuwein mein motorcycle chalaake khush karoon?” lmao bijaan’s examples are the bestttttttt

“kudi te munde da naam katwaake tussi doweyaan da naam likhaa diye?”

lololololol phupa’s face. (and jamshed’s face!!!!!!!!!)

“koi akheeri beghairat aadmi hai jalal phupa!” “haan. bikul tumhari tarah. koi izzat-e-nafz hi nahi hai!”

lmao ek bhi mauka nahi chodti. sach mein bijaan ki hi potttiii hai.

naak like eiffel tower isn’t really an insult tho? everyone wants a nice, straight nose like that!

lmao she called him a daddu tho.

shanno is us. fangirling hard.

is ghar mein SABKO hi BP hai kya?

waise hairaani ki baat hai bhi nahi. harkatein toh ek ek ki aisi hi hain, ki jo bhi dekhein, bp high ho hi jaaye.

EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE AND THEIR LAUNDRY WAALE MASLE, LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ugh, is kinza ne toh kasam le rakhi hai, istiri kar kar ke biwi banne ka. hattttt manhoos, kitna bhi karle, nahi milne waala tujhe!

lol arsal being like you’re too polite to be related to us badtameez ppl.

EPISODE 2 MEIN HI THIS MEESNI HAS STARTED HER TACTICS. GOD I HATE HER SO MUCH.

ugh arsal, badhaawaa na do!

and god kinza you dumbass, he’s just using you. as his ainvayiiiii ka “yes man” and dhoban.

le, yeh paagal itne mein hi itnaaaaaaaa khush hai. bewakoof beghairat ladki.

lol did he make the shower excuse just to get kinza out of his room???? he’s sitting here in the same pehle waala outfit now.

this pattern waala passcode thing is the most BS thing ever. it’s the easiest way to get into someone’s phone. you just have to observe them unlocking their phone ONCE. why ppl keep using it is beyond me.

lol shaitaani message bheja bhi, toh itnaaa shareeef.

arsal ko golu ki pitaayi kiye bina khaana hazam nahi hota. (god why are boys like thisssssssssssssss)

DUMBASS, SO BAD AT SPYING

OHNOE! CHAANTA! BUT WHY????????????!

oh ho jiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! kabhi toh ungli mat kiya karo!

haaye bechaare ko ainvayi jhaapad khaana pada. *rubs his cheek*

“DURRR FITTEH MOOH AISE JAZBAATON KA!” lol shanno, maybe take some of your own advice also.

“insaani tareekh mein aisa zaalim, aisa jabir baap kisi ka nahi hai, jitna mera hai!”

ok that’s a bit much betaji.

lol at him side-eying his friend’s roohafza tho. ladka is halal!max.

obligatory dialogue about i may have lived outside but i still gots me sanskaar!!!!!!

or as they put it here, “khaandaani riwayatein”.

lol his animated retelling.

so sherry and aghaji are supposedly in london, but those bags are most definitely for outlets in the middle east.

“by god, itni waahiyat cheap story maine aaj tak nahi suni! jiya ne mere totay udaa diye, maine uska dupatta jala diya..... tum dono ne koi insaano waali harkat ki hai aaj tak?”

lel, this friend (yasir?) is all of us.

lololololol golu’s face.

“kya kar logi itna padhkar? aakhir mein wohi haandi-chulha hota hai.”

ok 0.3 seconds of feeling bad for kinza, that she’s been conditioned to never want more in life.

i love how she says LSE mein admission leti, as if baaju ke kiraane ki dukaan se chai ki patti khareedne jaisa easy ho.

kinza toh just wants to get jiya out of the way. tu chup kar, meesni!!!!!!

aaaaaaaaaaand no doubt, golu’s been paid to drop this little tidbit of info in front of jiya?

[kpopisthereasonihavenolife]

When MX realized the moment they fell in love with their best friend

Shownu: He had been friends with you for the majority of life.  You both shared similar interests and that included dance and singing.  Although your tastes in the subject would sometimes clash, they still kept the friendship between you.  In high school, when Shownu was introduced to your new boyfriend, he felt a strange nagging feeling in the pit of his stomach when he noticed how you smiled to your boyfriend.  Over time, he’d notice how he would start seeing you less, of if you were with him, your conversations would be cut short by your boyfriend coming and pulling you away from Shownu.  Not wanting to interfere with your relationship, he just shut his mouth and let it all happen.  

Texts from you also shortened, and soon both your presence, voice and text messages were all gone from his life.  It was a short time that you went without contacting him at all, but it felt like a horribly long, torturous time to Shownu.  It was early on a weekend, that Shownu’s phone was ringing, waking him up from his sleep.  

Early may be an understatement, as he saw your name light across his screen at 3:14 AM. When he picked up the call, he sat up in bed and answered you.  When you spoke, your voice was low and almost raspy as you only asked if he’d let you inside.   

He darted to the door, keeping his phone to his ear as he unlocked and unlatched it before swinging it open.  You stood in front of him, eyes puffy from crying and head hanging slightly with your phone to your ear.  He quickly pulled you to into the apartment he lived in, and then held you to his chest as you cried more. You went on to tell him about how your boyfriend was a jerk who was just trying to get in your pants and have someone to order around.  You apologize for not contacting him, but Shownu knew it wasn’t your fault.  He took you to his room and let you rest on his bed with him as you wept yourself to sleep.  

Looking at your swollen, saddened face, he had the strongest urge to protect you.  He didn’t want anything, or anyone, to hurt you again.  He wanted you to stay with him, as his.  Seeing you at your most vulnerable, and also knowing your smile and laugh as well as your tears and fears, made him realize he was in love.

*Shownu’s phone rings with your name across the screen*

Shownu: Hello?  Y/N?  What are you calling so early for?

Y/N: Sorry, could you just, let me inside?

*bounds out of bed and opens the door to pull you inside after seeing your swollen eyes.  You continue to cry and talk to him finally*

Y/N: I’m so sorry.. I didn’t- i didn’t mean to ignore you, he just- he wouldn’t let me have my phone.  A-and he always followed me around and all he just wanted to fuck around with me and I-i didn’t

Shownu: Hey, it’s okay.  I won’t let anyone inside, and you’re safe here.  I know it wasn’t your fault. 

*takes you back to his room where you fall asleep with him on his bed as he stares at your sleeping figure* 

Shownu: When you wake up, I hope you realized that you need to be with me, stay in my arms where you’re safe.  I won’t let anyone hurt you, not ever again. 

Wonho: You were both gym rats.  Of course, Wonho, on one of his many trips to the gym, he met you.  You were casually jogging at a steady pace on a treadmill, hair pulled back and where a crop-top with shorts and supportive tennis shoes.  He thought you charming, so even if he was an awkward mess to new people, he decided to start up the treadmill next to yours and eventually, somehow a conversation started.  

It started with you lip syncing and humming to the music the gym had playing for those without headphones.  Then it progressed to your favorite method of exercise, then to vitamins, foods, health products, the whole nine yards.  

Eventually, you both started seeing each other at the gym regularly and you even learned about his status as an idol, and having listened to his music, you were a pretty big fan of his work, as well as the rest of MX. 

After a while of being at the gym together and chatting, becoming closer friends, you’d started calling these meeting ‘dates’.  Soon enough, you two even started meeting outside the gym. He’d invite you to eat at his favorite ramyeon place, or he’d even bring you to the dorms so you could meet the rest of MX, whom you are also now close with.  

It was one day when Wonho was laying in bed on his phone, texting you when Minhyuk causally suggest him liking her as more than a friend that it seemed to click.  As he interally freaked out about liking someone, and potentially having a future girlfriend, he knew dating an idol was a pain in the ass for the non-famous side of the relationship.  

So, sitting down with Minhyuk as they talked, he was able to accept the feelings he had towards you and Minhyuk was already planning, with the rest of the members, the best way for him to confess to you.  As you already talked to Changkyun about how you like Hoseok too.  

*Wonho casually texting you, deciding your next gym date* 

Minhyuk:  So, you have a thing for Y/N?

Wonho:  I’m sorry?? What? 

*proceeds to have an entire conversation, making Wonho come to terms with his feelings*

Wonho: I can’t have her as a girlfriend, dating an idol is hard.  I don’t want to hurt her. 

Minhyuk: I don’t think she’d mind.  She knows you love what we do, and we care about our Monbebe.  You don’t really have to worry about it too much. 

*Has a new conversation about the pros and cons of a relationship with you until they’re discussing confession ideas with the rest of the members who eventually gather into the room, one by one.*

Minhyuk: You were an assistant manager for Starship Entertainment’s boy group Monsta X.  Following orders given by their official manager, Mr. Kim, or stepping up when he was sick or unable to attend certain occasions, that’s when your role was the most crucial. However, despite this, you were able to act naturally around the group of 7 boys and created a positive relationship with all of them. You were especially close to the mood maker of the group, the ever loud Lee Minhyuk. 

You two became closer when he was directing the acoustic film making of Beautiful.  He ran off his ideas past you before finalizing something.  He’d ask for your opinion on the setup for each member as well as their wardrobe.  You’d give your pointers and also help manager the time in which he had left in completing the filming. 

That long day gave the two of you more time to work as well as bond than most would.  Now, every time he could, he’d invite you over to the dorms if you weren’t busy.  He’d text you if you weren’t around while he and the rest of his team were out on his schedules and you couldn’t make it.  You both made sure that you’d keep each other healthy, making sure to check if each other ate or are staying warm/cold in the weather outside. It wouldn’t take long for him to realize how he felt towards you. 

 He was also so use to seeing you dressed in your business slacks and a button up shirt with your hair put up neatly (If your hair is short, just have it neater than your everyday look), but when he and the rest of the team were out walking around shopping, they’d spotted you.  You’re look had changed and you looked too cute for Minhyuk with your hair loose and your clothes much more comfortable fitting.  He knew at that moment, how hard he fell for you. 

*Jooheon, Minhyuk and Hyungwon are out shopping with MX, but are by themselves with the other four somewhere else* 

Hyungwon: *spots you* Ah, isn’t that Y/N over there?

*Minhyuk and Jooheon look around* 

Jooheon:  Waaah, they look different outside of work hours.  It’s almost weird. 

Minhyuk: *interally screaming*  Yahh, who said they can be that cute when they’re not working.  That’s not fair and I’m not going to stand for it.  Literally anyone can hit on them when they look that nice.  

*exagerating to the max and JH and HW just stand there like wft bro* *Jooheon groans and Hyungwon smirks* 

Minhyuk: What?

Jooheon: The team took sides on if you liked Y/N or nooot! *pouts*

Hyungwon:  He was on the losing side, if you can’t tell. 

Minhyuk: … YAH! DON’T BET ON MY LOVE LIFE YOU CRONES!

Kihyun: You were the personal photography of Monsta X.  You were one of the lucky individual’s to receive copies of their schedules and follow them on occasion to snap the photos that their beloved MONBEBE’s craved to see.  You had just finished up and graduated from majoring in photography and were lucky enough to be hired by Starship to follow the boys around. 

Your tasks would rotate from giving advice on the best selca angle, to taking professional pictures at fanmeets and concerts and even sometimes working the rolling cams to capture videos for MVs or interviews.  

You were going through a role of your most recent shots on your laptop when you felt someone come up behind you, scanning the photos with you.  Nonother than Yoo Kihyun.  You knew Kihyun had an interest in photography himself, and he was very skilled at the art of picture taking, whether he recognized his talent himself or not.  You had shifted over a bit and pulled up a stood for him to sit on as you invited him to help evaluate what photos to save, what to edit and what to post with filters or without.  

Soon, you both found yourself doing this almost every jacket shoot they took. He’d go over the photos of himself and his team and pick out his favorites.  On your days you weren’t photographing and the boys were free, you’d go through the camera roll on your phone as Kihyun peeked over your shoulder to see what your phone had.  

Then, one day you had come over to hang out and once again share photos, but as Kihyun walked into the living room from his room to change, he saw your slumped body sleeping on the couch.  As a photographer, life wasn’t easy.  You’d always fret about the smallest things, and those would keep you up at night.  You’re sleep schedule was nearly as horrid as his own. 

So, as he sat himself down next to you, he pulled to rest your head on his shoulder and pulled his phone from his pocket.  Opening the front camera, he took a sneaky selca of you sleeping on his shoulder and rather casually put it as his phone background.  He knew he was attracted to your skill from day 1, but maybe that was just him trying to deny his attraction to you as a person. 

Kihyun: Yah, Y/N, have you gone through the photos of the fanmeet in Seoul yet? 

*sees you sleeping on the couch and sits next to you, pulling you to lay on his shoulder* 

Kihyun:  I suppose, you are tired.  I’ll let you sleep, but not for free.  *pulls out his phone and takes a selca of you sleeping on his shoulder*  This is your fee.  If you’re aloud to fall asleep in a boys dorm, at least make sure it’s always with me around, you understand? 

Hyungwon: You both met while Hyungwon was a runway model.  You were as well, advertising and wearing the latest fashion to show off.  There was a couple model event and you and your co-workers were to be paired up with a group of male models.  You ended up being paired with Hyungwon.  

Before the photo-shoot and the modeling job was to arrive, you were to spend time with your partner so you would be able to act like a real couple. Hyungwon was usually with you walking around a park, or sitting at some random cafe drinking a coffee as you talked and got to know each other.  

You both took your jobs seriously, so when you exchanged numbers for work, none of your expected to truly become so close.  Even when the day of the job came and went, you two still remained close, and soon as time passed and he was already competing on and finishing No.Mercy and debuting with Monsta X.  

It was no surprised that all of the members knew you, as he would often talk about you to them and you met most of them while they were filming on No.Mercy.  So when you would show up at the dorms, no one was surprised, they’d just be delighted, Hyungwon the most. 

He’s known for sometime that he had something of a crush on you, but he didn’t act on any of his feelings, knowing he is busy all the time.  However, on one of your visits, Kihyun, who happens to know Hyungwon likes you, decides to tease and ‘flirt’ with you.  Effectively, Hyungwon announces the two of you will be going out on your own and you spend the rest of the afternoon walking around.

Of course, Hyungwon walked you home and returned to the dorms, only to have a long conversation on why Kihyun decided to be a twerp. 

*You’re over for a visit today and Kihyun keeps standing closer than normal to you.  He’s talking more about your interests and jobs, and even praising photos that have been released recentlly as you’re still doing modeling* 

Hyungwon:  *Annoyed*  Hey, Y/N, we’re going out.  Put your shoes on.  

Y/N: Uh, what?  Okay??

*Hyungwon glares at Kihyun, leaves with you and leaves Kihyun a laughing mess at his reaction*  

Jooheon: You were a new, rising rapper.  You had posted a few of your song you had composed and written onto Youtube and from there it seemed like the world was ready to welcome you.  Your content had spread through social media and the amount of views of your videos skyrocketed.  You had received shout outs and comments from all sorts of people and even small companies praising your work, but only one company decided to go out on the limb and ask if you’d like to contract with them.  

That’s how you came to be recording and producing at Startship Entertainment as a solo artist.  Your speciality stayed in rapping, but you had a talent for the singing side of performance too.  You had asked if you could begin to take dancing lessons and that way you’d have a pretty good regiment under your belt.  

You happened to be working on a song, sitting in the middle of a practice room with your headset on and a notebook on your lap, twirling the pen in your fingers.  You had an idea on what you wanted to write, but the lyrics wouldn’t come out right.  No matter the rhythm of the words used in different orders, nothing seemed to sit right with you.  You were nearly scared out of your skin when someone tapped on your shoulder, causing your headset to fall to your shoulders and you to throw your pen in terror as your notebook slid from your lap and you turned to see who touched you.  

Lee Jooheon stood behind you, one of the two rappers from a group of senior debuters, Monsta X.  YOu took a breath as you calmed your racing heart and slumped to the ground, your back laying on the hard floor.  Jooheon apologized for scaring you and asked what you were doing.  

After an intense conversation about your songs, and his as well, you discussed lyrics and beats, as well as the way you two found inspiration to write and sing and rap.  It didn’t take much for Jooheon to admire the way your spoke so happily about your songs and he immediately proposed a mixtape with the two of you.  He asked without a beat, and almost flushed out how direct he was, but nonetheless, you happily agreed. 

So, for the next few months, the two of your would meet up to work on concepts and what not for the single.  It was no mystery that the two of your got closer and enjoyed the presence of the other.  Jooheon would perk up when he caught a glance of you, or if you stopped by to talk with the members.  

Unbeknownst to you thought, Jooheon was working behind the scenes with I.M. to write yet another song he was going to release, not too long planned after his and yours.  Only difference is, the song I.M. was helping him with, was basically a vague, indirect confession to you.  The maknae never stops teasing him about it.  

I.M.: I don’t see why you don’t just come out and confess like a normal person. 

Jooheon: No way!  Why would I do something as cliche as that?  I need this to be awesome, it needs to be lit and the only way for that to happen is if it’s in a song with swagger. 

I.M.: *scans the lyrics*  Yeah, a song about how their hair is shining and their tongue parting their lips in concentration is real swaggy.  

I.M.: You two were internet friends.  You had met when he was on No.Mercy and was having a rough time.  He never mentioned he was on an elimination show to debut as K-Pop idols, until he actually debuted.  He ended up sending you a link to the Trespass MV and casually mentioned he was one of the rappers in the MV.  

You ofc, freaked out and praised him on how good the song was and how talented he was, as well as chewed him out from hiding it from you.  You two would text, call, Skype and facetime as often as possible.  

You both shared similar interests in science and he learned that he actually lived in the states, but you were born in Korea and moved to the states when you were young, so you spoke both languages.  So, you would occasionally speak in both languages.  Some in English, some in Korean and some in both mixed together which always turned into a disaster.  

So, when you one day, our of the blue, sent him a picture of a plane ticket to Korea, more specifically Seoul, Changkyun basically flipped his shit.  He ran around the dorms, freaking out about the fact his best friend was coming to Korea and he just couldn’t stay calm.  He made you call him and tell you what it was about and you said it was a surprise you had been planning. 

About a week later, Changkyun was pacing back in forth in the airport, waiting by your gate number as he waiting for your plane to land.  Soon, he caught a glimpse of you and shouted as he ran towards you.  You caught sight of him and ran to him and finally you two held each other, happy to finally meet in person.  

It was when he was holding you that he knew he choose the right person to fall in love with. 

*Changkyun pacing back and forth as you plane landed and people are soon walking into the airport, luggage tugging behind them.  Soon, he sees you* 

I.M.: Ah!  Y/N!!

*You hear him as he’s running towards you and you start running to him to, suitcase behind you.  You soon meet and embrace each other, not ready to let go for a long time*  

Y/N:  I finally made it. 

I.M.: I finally get to meet you.  I’m so happy to see you F/N.  Welcome to Korea. 

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[yoonohme]

28 Questions

The rules are to answer 28 questions and tag 20 people  i tag @hyuckiesgf​  @do-bunny​ @hcneoctzen​ @phon​ @jaehyunkun​ @blaxxpinks​ & @jxhnnyseo​ i know thats like what... 7 of you but uh ima luzr   THANKS TO @jihansoulmate​ FOR TAGGING ME YOU ARE LOVELY 

1. nicknames: Andre/neni/drea

2. zodiac sign: capricorn

3. height: 5′0/152cm

4. age: 18

5. time: 2:44 am

6. fave bands/artists: oof i could listen to Day6 all day, theres many others like NCT, THe 1975,TDCC, iKon, Monsta X, Nuz, Hyukoh etc

7. song stuck in my head: gdfhafhgf right now its the OST of a cdrama-- A love so beautiful, “ I like you so much youll know it’ i dont even know whp sings it 

8. last movie I saw: “To the bone”

9. last thing I googled: Dylan Wang LMAOOOOO

10. other blogs: @ilyeosang

11. do I get asks: rarely, when i do they’re really sweet 

12. why I chose my username:  nan jeoldaejeogin neoye boss nega wonhae (I like that) gajigo shipdamyeon gajyeo nae seontaek (I like that) nan deo neowa naega shiseoneul matchugil barawatji man That’s what I need YOONOHME????. 

13. following: couple hundreds jk (112)

14. average amount of sleep: it summer so like its either 4 hours least and 12 hours max

15. lucky number: uh idk i dont keep up with dat

16. what I’m wearing: Oversized blue T and blue shorts 

17. dream job: a dentist! 

18. dream trip: OOF too many

19. fave food: SPAGHETTI!

20. play any instruments: The piano, flute and Ukulele

21. fave song(s): Right now it’d have to be ,my most recent discovery ‘Natural Blue’ by Nuz I swear he sounds like Jaehyun!!  please give it a listen and tell me im right 

22. play any sports: nop! ive alwyas wanted to try tennis tho );

23. hair colour: a real dark brown

24. eye colour: space black, lmao nah just your average brown orbs

25. most iconic song: ummmm i dunno jdgfksjgdfaks.... LOVE SCENARIO YAAA SONGS OF THE YEAR

26. languages I speak/am learning: spanish!! English and um i know a couple korean words as well as japanese and german 

27. random fact: im like deathly allergic to fire ants

28. describe yourself as aesthetic things: a purple sunset; a cold tea; watercolor pieces; mix of peaches and light tans; a clear sky; and a jaehyun moodboard

[clewpidevon]

TOTAL DRAMA: CHARACTERS IN FF

Alejandro: i’m just like… an asshole

Amy: but it’s my sister!

Anne Maria: but a lesbian in straight clothing it’s more than a warning

B: …

Beardo: ka pum pum cha!

Beth: Do you hav gamesh on your phon?

Blaineley: i’m fucking MCcleyn and Hatchet at the same time

Brick: * building materials dont talk *

Bridgette: the pole or the jeff? I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!

Brody: they ship me with my best friend and a lesbian cop

Cameron: I just help Mike

Carrie: I’m CARRIEng the relationship

Chet: * insert stepbrother porn joke here *

Cody: “ are you gay by gay, day by day. Like a day is GAY ��

Courtney: bitchin’

Crimson: he want to cheer me up, but I’ve been dead inside since march 22

Dakota: A N I M E  I S  R E A L .

Dave: I’m depressing af

Dawn: am cute and underrated

Devin: for some reason Sierra is my sister

DJ: DUNCAN?

Duncan: I disrespect whamen

Dwayne: I disrespect mah waifu

Ella: I’ve never canonically meet my date but who cares

Ellody: me too

Emma: I’m getting insulted by all the Noco fans

Ennui: it’s not a phase for sure

Eva: 10% muscles, 90% gay

Ezekiel: BLAH EEWRARRG vcha!

Geoff: what does Angst mean?

Gerry: STOP!

Gwen: if im not regretting things, I’m being part of D R A M A

Harold: Leshawna or Owen

Heather: Before Alehandro they used to ship me with Leshawna

Izzy: same

Jacques: but I’m gay

Jasmine: they add me when there’s a top shelf that no one can reach

Jay: forever alone

Jen: no one watch the cartoon lgbt wikipedia

Jo: everyone want jock!

Josee: I didn’t understand my relationship with my partner

Junior: I just do background

Justin: I always fell in love with the dumb one

Katie: iiiiih

Kelly: Man I Love Fishing

Kitty: Mickey Mouse

Laurie: I don’t eat sausages, I’m a vag-eterian

Leonard: you shall not pass… in a relationship

Leshawna: the boys are waiting in the yard

Lightning: the Lightning/Jo/Brick is the most overrated love triangle EVER

Lindsay: is the one who’s reading this Tyler?

Lorenzo: What the FCOCK!?

MacArthur: why are female police officers always gay?

Mary: By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

Max: I’m bringin the relashionship to the MAX

Mickey: help me, I’m stuck in my own sins

Mike: who the fuck is Mike? I only know Mal

Miles: has good manners and that what matters

Noah: Ready to go to hell, cause homosexuality is SIN

Owen: BI-BI-BI

Pete: I SAID STOP

Rock: * Rocks don’t talk. We’re not in Steven Universe *

Rodney: O R G Y  P I L E

Ryan: how do my legs sustain my body

Sadie: sleepover is my sexuality

Sam: videogames is my sexuality

Samey: my sister is my sexuality

Sanders: I ride two two things in my life: a police car and MacArthur

Scarlett: mah hair is mah name

Scott: ship with OC’s

Shawn: stories with zombies. H O W original

Sierra: I’m not happy if im not with cody

Sky: * the sky is not allowed to talk *

Spud: tan na na nan nau- turu turru rrtutru

Staci: there are like 3 serious stories with me in it

Stephanie: there are like 3 stories with me in it

Sugar: I’m a sweet person.

Tammy: I wanna know who invented me in real life

Taylor: one is called fidget spinners

Tom: why am I seducing

Topher: my A S S is what Chris really want

Trent: if I don’t do drugs I play a depressing song

Tyler: the only war worth fighting, is the war of love

Zoey: …she ded

  BONUS

Pole: mynames jeff