#totaldramaff

[clewpidevon]

TOTAL DRAMA: CHARACTERS IN FF

Alejandro: i’m just like… an asshole

Amy: but it’s my sister!

Anne Maria: but a lesbian in straight clothing it’s more than a warning

B: …

Beardo: ka pum pum cha!

Beth: Do you hav gamesh on your phon?

Blaineley: i’m fucking MCcleyn and Hatchet at the same time

Brick: * building materials dont talk *

Bridgette: the pole or the jeff? I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!

Brody: they ship me with my best friend and a lesbian cop

Cameron: I just help Mike

Carrie: I’m CARRIEng the relationship

Chet: * insert stepbrother porn joke here *

Cody: “ are you gay by gay, day by day. Like a day is GAY ”

Courtney: bitchin’

Crimson: he want to cheer me up, but I’ve been dead inside since march 22

Dakota: A N I M E  I S  R E A L .

Dave: I’m depressing af

Dawn: am cute and underrated

Devin: for some reason Sierra is my sister

DJ: DUNCAN?

Duncan: I disrespect whamen

Dwayne: I disrespect mah waifu

Ella: I’ve never canonically meet my date but who cares

Ellody: me too

Emma: I’m getting insulted by all the Noco fans

Ennui: it’s not a phase for sure

Eva: 10% muscles, 90% gay

Ezekiel: BLAH EEWRARRG vcha!

Geoff: what does Angst mean?

Gerry: STOP!

Gwen: if im not regretting things, I’m being part of D R A M A

Harold: Leshawna or Owen

Heather: Before Alehandro they used to ship me with Leshawna

Izzy: same

Jacques: but I’m gay

Jasmine: they add me when there’s a top shelf that no one can reach

Jay: forever alone

Jen: no one watch the cartoon lgbt wikipedia

Jo: everyone want jock!

Josee: I didn’t understand my relationship with my partner

Junior: I just do background

Justin: I always fell in love with the dumb one

Katie: iiiiih

Kelly: Man I Love Fishing

Kitty: Mickey Mouse

Laurie: I don’t eat sausages, I’m a vag-eterian

Leonard: you shall not pass… in a relationship

Leshawna: the boys are waiting in the yard

Lightning: the Lightning/Jo/Brick is the most overrated love triangle EVER

Lindsay: is the one who’s reading this Tyler?

Lorenzo: What the FCOCK!?

MacArthur: why are female police officers always gay?

Mary: By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

Max: I’m bringin the relashionship to the MAX

Mickey: help me, I’m stuck in my own sins

Mike: who the fuck is Mike? I only know Mal

Miles: has good manners and that what matters

Noah: Ready to go to hell, cause homosexuality is SIN

Owen: BI-BI-BI

Pete: I SAID STOP

Rock: * Rocks don’t talk. We’re not in Steven Universe *

Rodney: O R G Y  P I L E

Ryan: how do my legs sustain my body

Sadie: sleepover is my sexuality

Sam: videogames is my sexuality

Samey: my sister is my sexuality

Sanders: I ride two two things in my life: a police car and MacArthur

Scarlett: mah hair is mah name

Scott: ship with OC’s

Shawn: stories with zombies. H O W original

Sierra: I’m not happy if im not with cody

Sky: * the sky is not allowed to talk *

Spud: tan na na nan nau- turu turru rrtutru

Staci: there are like 3 serious stories with me in it

Stephanie: there are like 3 stories with me in it

Sugar: I’m a sweet person.

Tammy: I wanna know who invented me in real life

Taylor: one is called fidget spinners

Tom: why am I seducing

Topher: my A S S is what Chris really want

Trent: if I don’t do drugs I play a depressing song

Tyler: the only war worth fighting, is the war of love

Zoey: …she ded

  BONUS

Pole: mynames jeff