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i'm making myself laugh thinking about this but I wholeheartedly believe madame morrible absolutely HATES the thought of glinda and elphaba being together like the mere mention of gelphie would probably send her into immediate cardiac arrest and it's not even because she's homophobic or anything I just fully believe she dislikes glinda so so much she's just like this is absolutely NOT happening in my house.
glinda and elphaba are having their gay ass moment and she's like "I sense a disturbance in the force; the wind is telling me those fucking lesbians are at it again."
like IK this woman hates to see glinda's fruity ass coming for several reasons but first and foremost I believe it's because she's so fucking ANNOYED by how much elphaba loves and cares for her, like this pink bitch is throwing a wrench in her plans just by EXISTING and being herself.
and she can't even really do anything to glinda because it'll make elphaba upset and she really can't have that so she just has to sit there and be like
#wicked#wicked 2024#shitpost#my hand slipped oh no#madame morrible#glinda upland#elphaba thropp#gelphie#imagine being her for a second yk#like that scene just before the ballroom scene where elphaba comes to her#asks her to include glinda in their classes#and threatens to QUIT if she doesn't do it right that instant#and you're there like girl wtf???#i thought we hated her why are you up in her ass rn???#do you think she saw whatever sort of horrible homoerotic tension they had going on during loathing#and she was like yk what this is fine i can deal with this im sure this won't lead to anything#and cue elphaba banging on her door at 2am#i would've taken a bottle of aspirin and gone to bed like BYE#can't deal with these damn lesbians again#i just KNOW she was cursing glinda out#also again madame morrible's plan hinged on elphaba being so starved for love and approval she'd do whatever she and the wizard wanted#BUT WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SHE GETS LOVE AND VALIDATION FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE#LIKE THIS WAS NOT ACCORDING TO PLAN#WHERE DID THE PINK LESBIAN COME FROM???
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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.
#katniss everdeen#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#primrose everdeen#hunger games#batcavescolony reads the hunger games#suzanne collins#'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl#and this isn't negative just bffr girl#your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is#old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU#...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in#CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the#reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously#shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent#so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to#district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie#and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give#them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like#some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12#cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact#that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good#these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the#hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to#comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but#of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.
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cheng weimin and shao yuanyuan abandoning cheng xiaoshi at the tender age of 8 years old gets even more fucked up when you think about how they know about the photo diving ability and that bahati is a school related to abilities
like okay listen. one of you has the ability to go back in time by clapping your hands while looking at a photo. presumably you know that abilities are passed on to children. they can activate at any time, perhaps during traumatic moments like with the twins. one of you went to teach at a school for superpowered kids so presumably you know how this works.
and you think you can just abandon a kid with unactivated powers?? leave him with trauma ripe for awakening abilities? what if it wasn't the bridon photo that triggered it huh? what if cheng xiaoshi, at the tender age of 8, cried so hard wondering about his parents and then he accidentally claps himself into a random photo (IN A PHOTO STUDIO! A SHOP ABOUT PHOTOS!! WHERE HE LIVES!!!) with no one to guide him? what if he gets stuck there??? as a kid???
like okay yeah lu guang discovered his ability at 7 years old but apparently someone was there to help him. and also his ability doesn't like, harm him physically. he's not possessing someone or anything. so we're all just lucky cheng xiaoshi never discovered his powers until he was an adult because like. if he discovered that as a kid, lonely as he was?? he'd be so fucked. oh my god. just thinking about it gets me heated like what the fuck cheng weimin. shao yuanyuan. what the fuck. what if your 8 year old kid with abandonment issues got stuck possessing some random person and he doesn't know what's happening. he doesn't know anything. his parents left him and he's not even himself anymore and he's not home and how does he fix this, how does he go back. the horror of it all.
#mine musings#liveblogging link click#link click#link click spoilers#syy you're still one of the most interesting characters but wtf girl#every day i think about how cxs has such a strong heart like. my god#i can make this more fucked up actually because imagine if what triggers this is the earthquake news#bc we KNOW cxs was so distraught by the news that he cried to ql wondering if his parents were caught in it#so imagine a scenario where he's watching the news he sees pictures of the earthquake and he's thinking of his parents#and accidentally. claps there#like. oof. TERRIBLE way to find out your powers. mayhaps worse than how it happened in yingdu#sorry i'm trying to write a horror lc fic so my brain is leaning towards this kind of thinking these days#actually wait what if i write this as a closed loop oneshot au kinda thing#like what if 2008 cxs accidentally dived as chen xiao holding the camera......... thinking of his mom.........#and then flash forward to S1 earthquake arc and cheng xiaoshi Remembers this#wait no he can't dive as chen xiao so i guess he'd dive as the cameraperson from the news#unless cctv footage rules apply#if someone else wants to write it btw feel free#i'm not staking claim or whatever. ideas are free on this blog
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Hei-Ran: *standing on the patio, sipping her tea, eyes closed* Kelsang, wandering by: Hey, Hei! Whatcha doin'? Hei-Ran: Just wait. *a few moments pass* Kelsang: What are we waiting for? Hei-Ran: You'll see. *a few more moments* Kelsang: It's just air we're looking at Hei, I would know. I bend it. Hei-Ran: Patience. *few more moments* Kelsang: Hei-Ra- Hei-Ran, opens her eyes: Something fruity this way comes. Rangi: *sprinting across the estate like a fucking loon* Kelsang: Oho! I see, so she's on her way to see Kyoshi! So you're making this into a daily little show to watch! Right, Hei? Hei-Ran: Daily? Kelsang, this is the eight time she's done that- Kelsang: I think it's more than eight. Hei-Ran: -today. Kelsang: ......you may need to have a talk with her.
#they are just afraid Rangi's gonna trip in front of kyoshi and she'll be too mortified to date ;^;#they've been invested in this ship for too long for it to get messed up now!#rise of kyoshi#shadow of kyoshi#rangshi#rangi sei'naka#kelsang#hei-ran#rangi#rangi seinaka#hei-ran sei'naka#hei-ran seinaka#heiran#heiran sei'naka#heiran seinaka#rangi acting like a gd loon for kyoshi will never not be funny TT0TT#hei-ran: Listen when a girl loves a girl.....you step up your game! wtf is with this sprinting?#rangi. completely oblivious to anything not kyoshi: I.....i've been caught? O_O I thought I was being sneaky!#Hei-Ran: You're running down the middle of the courtyard on a sunny day WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WERE BEING SNEAKY?! TT0TT
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i thought y'all were just having playful post-splatfest banter w some ribbing but you guys actually. hate shiver??? it isn't her fault at all wtf???
#chirping#splat posting#splatoon#sure main tagging. why not#y'all are tilted or shit wtf#like. did u know splatfests are supposed to be fun. if you're not having fun uh. stop playing#'she's acting smug >:((' girl and??? she doesn't deserve this lmao
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seeing non-black people critique rick's portrayal of black characters is interesting sometimes. only like 30% of the critiques I see make any sense to me to be honest
#“rick made carter be an elvis presley fan that's fucked up!” is a real thing I just read#do you think black people can't enjoy elvis even though he appropriated black culture for personal gain#boy you would not like what I have to tell you about eminem. or kpop. or anything else bc black culture has been#appropriated by like everyone forever. are black people not allowed to enjoy iggy or ariana or billie or [the list goes on]#I myself am not biracial but I /mostly/ like carter and sadie (specifically carter who isn't white-passing) as black representation#the part where carter feels indignant that he has to hold himself to a higher standard because the world is harsher on black boys#did genuinely resonate with me when I first read that part as a child and it still does to this day#can we talk about how rick knows nothing about black hair instead#or how hazel is from the jim crow era and seems to not have one single thought about race in the modern era#or hazel's horror over the amazons keeping slaves but “no they're not slaves they just like it that way 🥰”#my problems with hazel are not at all about stereotypes I just don't buy her as an authentic portrayal of a black girl from the 1930s#don't get me started on beckendorf. does every black character need to die a violent horrible death rick#anyways this isn't intended to make anyone feel bad but we need more meaningful nuance in critiques beyond “hey that's a stereotype! bad!”#if you can't discern and communicate WHY it's bad then you're not saying anything of substance#is it a caricature? is it uninformed/underresearched? are all the characters from that group being represented in that way?#is the stereotype itself a degradation of that group? is it being played for laughs? is the character a one-dimensional stereotype?#what can we glean about the biases of the author/narrative and their worldview through their portrayal of certain groups in the text?#a big part of literary analysis and critique is not only pointing out The Thing. you need to also say something about The Thing#like if you have a black character say they like hiphop then sure it's a “stereotype”. but lots of black people do like hiphop#it's an important part of black american culture and portraying that in media isn't racist by default#and in fact lots of poc keep parts of themselves quiet for fear of being perceived as a “stereotype” when we shouldn't have to do that#BUT if you're doing it like jonah wizard was written in the 39 clues then that's where we've got a problem bc wtf was that rick#that was so racist oh my god I was like 11 years old reading that 😭 and then he had the white mc poke fun at him for being a gangster#and him being a “gangsta” was always played for laughs throughout the story#not being pro-rick here as I'm a big fan of critical riordan reading just being pro-thoughtful critiques because some of you guys actually#sound a wee bit ignorant when saying things like what was mentioned in the first tag#baye.txt#pjo hoo toa#rr crit#<- tagging that just for. well the tags basically
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Willowpelt sounds SO autistic, it not being funny wraps around into being funny again.
My secret is being so autistic and so surrounded by so many other autistic people that I forget what tismless people even do. Everyone in BB ends up getting a touch of ADHDautism. As a treat.
But yeah when I was jotting it down I realized it too. Like wow, I really hit this one with the autism beam. Me and you, Willy, we will both have adamantine opinions. I cannot condone your hatred of apples but you do have a good point about oak trees.
#Me and Willow are going to have the funniest relationship about those apples#Like wtf girl you haven't had good apples. No i wont force them on you but you're so wrong#It cant even be a texture thing if youre NOT weird about pears#What the hell kind of apples are you eating that are always a little bitter#Fennelposting#My partner has an inverse autism to mine#Which at one point we called dog and cat autism#Because im mr THEY ASKED FOR NO PICKLES#PREPARE FOR 30 MINUTES OF PICKLE RELATED INFODUMPING IN PENANCE#And theyre like If i accidentally make eye contact with a single person in the room i will run away to a monastary and breed pea plants#Which ngl i think would be the funniest way to write Whitewillow#Fire: white is the best choice for deputy! He's so wise and organized and knows exactly how to talk to people#White looks up from his detailed gamefaq guide on How To Win At Talking To Real People which he wrote himself#'I Would Be Honored Thank You.'#Hes organized because if anything is even slightly different he hears The Sirens go off in his brain lmao#Small says 'firestar is still cursed bc he was appointed after moonhigh. I dont respect his deputy either.'#Willow: 'you will join starclan in 7 days but ill make sure ur not late'
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my mom took my library card to the library today to reactivate my account or whatever but the employee there was like "oh, that card is too old, we can't do that with it" and THEN PROCEEDED TO IMMEDIATELY DESTROY MY CARD AND THROW IT AWAY?? HELLO?? I've had that since I was a little kid I would've liked to keep it even if it doesn't work?? hello?? why was this necessary??
#girl you're even allowed to keep your old Ausweis as long as they clip away the corner#wtf why wouldn't i be allowed to keep a LIBRARY CARD just bc it doesn't work anymore??#I'm so fucking sad. Why would they do that.#Like I'm not kidding I'm literally crying rn. Assholes.#doddie redet
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I FAINTED BECAUSE OF LOW BLOOD PRESSURE?????? LMAO
#ok so i joined this new dance/aerobics exercise type of class cause aise hi physical activity chahiye#and aaj cardio karva rahe the#AND ACHANAK SE FELT LIKE VOMITING BLACK SPOTS IN MY VISION#and kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha wtf it was so embarrassing the didi unhone meko dheere se neeche sulaya#and pani dala muh pe tab jake vision clear hui#BHT WTFFFFF#kya crazy experience tha lmao#kaise movie style hua main soch rahi thi ki kaisi maam hai ye bohot hi intense karva diya beginner ke hisab se karana chahiye nahi#and suddenly sab dikhna band ho gaya unki awaz bohot dheere dheere aa rahi thi woh uthke latene ke liye keh rahe the#and main haat uthane ki koshish kar rahi thi but mere haath maan hi nahi rahe the😭😭😭#and main soch rahi thi bhai ye kya ho raha hai girl can u chill itna bhi kuch nhi kiya hai kya kar rahi hai 😭😭#but the funniest part is jab woh didi aur ek aur didi saath mein fuss kar rahe the mere upar i was thinking distinctly#ki wow aaj ke din mejn pehli baar kisi ne itne pyar se baat kari hai princess treatment diya hai attention diya hai#kyunki office mein bohot weird day tha meri friend ki dusri friend leave se wapis aa gayi and they were stuck together like bhul hi gaye ki#main bhi hoon??#and that guy jo thoda thoda accha lagta hai funny hai usne bhi baat nahi kari even tho kal humne itni saari baat kari thi😭#aur main ye class mein almost rote rote lehrein sunte hue aa rahi thi sochke ki fuck it mujhe kya i don't need anyone bas padho degree lo#aur niklo yahan iss sheher se fir bhi koi ni mila toh maar do khudko no biggie#and woh didi ne kaha you're very dehydrated and bohot thaki hui ho and suffocation ho raha hai na#and mujhe toh udhar hi aankh mein pani aa gaya like haina main hu na bohot thaki hui😭😭😭😭😭#anyway. crazy first experience lmao#ab theek hu didi ne chocolate khila di
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oh my godddddddf this episode is WILDING i have just seen the ' I am a person you are not' line in gifs and I didn't understand it it but ohhh my fucking godddd wow
#no deep analysis all i can think is woahhhhh that's crazy and fucked up#helly r is sooo not going to accept this damnnnIM EXCITED TO SEE WHAT SHE DOES NEXT#when she went to get the finger cutting thing i thought she was going to collect the shredded#map petey made and piece it together or something but damn she's so fuckinh unexpected directly went to the boss lady#i love her already#hwr outtie is so cruel tho wtf saying i make the decisions like girl she has to live with it not you she doesn't know why you're making the#decisions 😭 she's basically a blank new person and you're forcing her to work in z crazy place why would she want that#wow when i start to see innies as full persons it gets more and more fucked up like how can anyone be okay with that??????#every episode i understand the 'forced labour' analogy more and more damn#also i love helly lmao she's so savage 'lick a boot mark!!! your bestfriend left this for you but you care about this company more than him
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being friends with straight women is nothing short of soul crashing at times
#WHY ARE YOU SO DESPERATE FOR A MAN#have some self respect jesus girl. no texting him 'happy birthday' does NOT show him you're over him. it shows him the exact opposite.#and NO i dont think immediately getting into a new relationship with a guy after a break up#(which was a relationship she got into immediately after the break up before this one)#is a good idea. i think its terrible idea. i think you're starting a pattern that's going to be life-ruining for you. that's what i think#but what the fuck do i know 🤡#anyway im so tired of this. if you're gonna ask for my opinion then dont get mad at me for giving it like wtf#insinuating im a bad friend for not enabling your delulu is fucking wild
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for the ship bingo ask: lute x vaggie?
Shouldn't be too surprising of a rating... buuuut yeah, not really feeling this ship tbh lol 🤷♀️
While I do lowkey HC Lute being a (closeted?) lesbian/wlw (*as personally I've always interpreted her "vile & blasphemous" line @ Vaggie more as a dig towards demon/angel relationships, not necessarily homophobia imho*)... there's not really anything "there" for me to get into her and Vaggie's dynamic, save for their clear animosity from their past & present interactions-
Like, maaaaaybe if there's enough good writing & development in-place for Lute to redeem herself, then perhaps I could see a friendship (or even just a frenemy/bantering-rivalry thing) between them down the line. But otherwise, as they are in-canon... ehhhhh .x.
#hellaverse shipping bingo#(*tbh... a part of me kiiiinda wished we could've seen a bit 'more' into Vaggie's army past with how fiercely bitter Lute is at her-*)#(*even w/ the whole 'spare no sinner' mentality I'm sure Lute has... GEEZ did her flashback with Vaggie feel a bit too... 'personal'? .-.*)#(*like... girl wtf did Vaggie do to ya if you're gonna -immediately- jump to ripping out her eye/wings from ONE demon kid spared??*)#(*-granted we're most likely not gonna get that far depth-wise anytime soon... buuut its still a lil interesting to me either way ngl-*)
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Thinking about....love teams here in the PH...what if...you and scaramouche....as a popular ph love team but you both hate each other's guts.
#et.cee🦝#then the moment you both realize you like each other the dialogue is just 'no no absolutely not wtf'#“ 'you're kidding right?!' 'trust me i am just as displeased about the events as you are.' ”#like that blair and chuck scene in gossip girl#i just watched my ex and whys#someone take these cheesy romance movies away from me
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been thinking about how danse is who nora is endgame with in death shroud. it compels me
#random thoughts#fallout#okay first of all. and this is largely unrelated but i'm watching a danse romance comp#and??? his authority over you and his desire for your obedience + him saying machines need to be controlled = need to see him on his kneess#i don't like him but i need someone to fuck this man#okay anyways. nora's husband who was in the military was killed. nora then shacks up with a member of an evolved version of the military#and the way danse is written. like he very much could dedicate himself to nora in the same way he dedicated himself to the brotherhood#dude is very vulnerable to cult tactics idk what to tell you#also the fact he's like 'physically im a synth but mentally and otherwise im a human being' and doesnt stop ans think#'oh hey maybe other synths are also human beings' like dude thinks he's the exception#also nora adopts synth shaun. danse is assumedly his adopted dad. ???#this man is so good at compartmentalization like jesus#even funnier if you consider the headcanon that nora is also a synth. they're both just like 'i hate synths but you and i. we're different'#how do nick and curie feel about nora marrying danse.#like wtf you're romantically involved with someone who actively views synths as lesser???#'he's working on it' WELL MAYBE DON'T FUCK HIM WHILE HE'S DOING THAT???#and hancock!!! HE LITERALLY. HE. HE HAS NO EXCUSE FOR HIS GHOUL BIGOTRY#'he was raised in a cult' yeah and he should work on that. maybe the person who's friends with several minorities shouldn't DATE HIMMMM#like yeah be friends with him sure that's fine people in cults need friends outside the cult when adapting to the outside world#but nora. girl. why are you doing this#all this could be cool if they meant to do it but i know they put zero thought behind it#also my headcanon for nate and nora is nate was an asshole who pressured nora into quitting her job as a lawyer to be a sahm#like in a 'it's just temporary honey! unless...' way#and nora absolutely did not bond with the baby and started hating her husband and her baby (very guiltily) and her life#and then she started getting really into cheesy noir dramas. to cope.#that was absolutely unrelated but i needed to get that out there
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#ok i will say smth abt it bc im a little pissed hehe#and verito is not answering my texts so now u all have to hear it#im not self absorbed enough to believe i know what's best for phoebe or if she planned it or not or whatever#the way she announced it seems she's pretty excited so good for her#but honestly some of the takes i've seen on here...#people in their middle/late 20s calling this 19 year old girl an idiot#saying that she must not know the difference between her vagina and her urethra#that louis must be soo disappointed and that he didn't pay and expensive school for her to get pregnant (????????)#do u guys hear yourselves what the actual fuck#ofc teen pregnancy is an issue worldwide but is this really the hill you're gonna die on?? that it's all the girl's fault bc she's stupid??#u sound like a 50 yo congressman wtf is the actual matter with you#people i've seen joking about how long until her bf leaves her...#i literally encourage u to seek help it is not normal to lack empathy in this way and to be so cruel to a person who has#literally done nothing to you#also louis can pay for whatever school he likes he still doesn't have the right to decide over his little sister's body?? do u guys#hear yourselves be so real with me rn#also how do u even know he's upset??#tfw some of u think u know louis.. it's insane#i literally am in shock at some of the things i had to read today#i really hope you are not in any field where people come to you for help#especially girls especially young girls#you guys are insane lmao#that's all <33#shut up laura
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sometimes I talk to my dad abt controversial things and/or literally give my opinion and he responds and I'm just like 'yeah no you're why people dont like me'
#me sayjng that I dont agree with his opinion but sure you can think his way but heres why i dont agree and him going 'yes no ofcourse you're#right because you're always right and never open for different opinions and not nuanced and and and' in the most sarcastic way and I'm just#standing there like '??? I ended my piece saying y ur opinion could also be right wtf' and he is like 'no im sure because i know these#kinda things' and me and my mom ask for evidence and he gets mad bc no he knows this obviously he just knows this#and then 5 minutes later he goes (non sarcastically) 'yea kyle can do anything' and then when i respond w 'ye sure' he gets mad#bc he sees it as me not being able to take a compliment#SIR I CAN IN FACT NOT DO ANYTHING U LIT TOLD ME I'M BLATENTLY WRONG AND MY OPINION IS WRONG 5 MINUTES AGO#stop telling me I'm perfect AT EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME PLEASE#anyway slay i dont like him as a man and yet he makes me feel like im not allowed to#and shames me when i make it clear I dont like being around him as much#anyway hes a sucky sucky man a lot of the time and atp I'm like 90% sure hes a narcissist but idk enough abt it#anyway fat slay#I'm literally never coming out to him as trans bte bc when one of his closest friends came out as a women and said she was going to#transition he saw it as unfair to HIM because its hard for HIM to lose a friend and he didn't know how to deal with that so she was a bad#friend for doing that. also I'm his favourite little girl to this day like sir....im a 24 yr old whos not called themselves a woman in like#6 yrs please catch on#god so much to talk abt w/him thats to much I'm not gonna trauma dump#anyway he sucks#he just can't seem to grab onto me thinking he sucks
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