#and you're there like girl wtf???

[cometblaster2070]

i'm making myself laugh thinking about this but I wholeheartedly believe madame morrible absolutely HATES the thought of glinda and elphaba being together like the mere mention of gelphie would probably send her into immediate cardiac arrest and it's not even because she's homophobic or anything I just fully believe she dislikes glinda so so much she's just like this is absolutely NOT happening in my house.

glinda and elphaba are having their gay ass moment and she's like "I sense a disturbance in the force; the wind is telling me those fucking lesbians are at it again."

like IK this woman hates to see glinda's fruity ass coming for several reasons but first and foremost I believe it's because she's so fucking ANNOYED by how much elphaba loves and cares for her, like this pink bitch is throwing a wrench in her plans just by EXISTING and being herself.

and she can't even really do anything to glinda because it'll make elphaba upset and she really can't have that so she just has to sit there and be like

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[psychopomp-namine]

cheng weimin and shao yuanyuan abandoning cheng xiaoshi at the tender age of 8 years old gets even more fucked up when you think about how they know about the photo diving ability and that bahati is a school related to abilities

like okay listen. one of you has the ability to go back in time by clapping your hands while looking at a photo. presumably you know that abilities are passed on to children. they can activate at any time, perhaps during traumatic moments like with the twins. one of you went to teach at a school for superpowered kids so presumably you know how this works.

and you think you can just abandon a kid with unactivated powers?? leave him with trauma ripe for awakening abilities? what if it wasn't the bridon photo that triggered it huh? what if cheng xiaoshi, at the tender age of 8, cried so hard wondering about his parents and then he accidentally claps himself into a random photo (IN A PHOTO STUDIO! A SHOP ABOUT PHOTOS!! WHERE HE LIVES!!!) with no one to guide him? what if he gets stuck there??? as a kid???

like okay yeah lu guang discovered his ability at 7 years old but apparently someone was there to help him. and also his ability doesn't like, harm him physically. he's not possessing someone or anything. so we're all just lucky cheng xiaoshi never discovered his powers until he was an adult because like. if he discovered that as a kid, lonely as he was?? he'd be so fucked. oh my god. just thinking about it gets me heated like what the fuck cheng weimin. shao yuanyuan. what the fuck. what if your 8 year old kid with abandonment issues got stuck possessing some random person and he doesn't know what's happening. he doesn't know anything. his parents left him and he's not even himself anymore and he's not home and how does he fix this, how does he go back. the horror of it all.

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Hei-Ran: *standing on the patio, sipping her tea, eyes closed* Kelsang, wandering by: Hey, Hei! Whatcha doin'? Hei-Ran: Just wait. *a few moments pass* Kelsang: What are we waiting for? Hei-Ran: You'll see. *a few more moments* Kelsang: It's just air we're looking at Hei, I would know. I bend it. Hei-Ran: Patience. *few more moments* Kelsang: Hei-Ra- Hei-Ran, opens her eyes: Something fruity this way comes. Rangi: *sprinting across the estate like a fucking loon* Kelsang: Oho! I see, so she's on her way to see Kyoshi! So you're making this into a daily little show to watch! Right, Hei? Hei-Ran: Daily? Kelsang, this is the eight time she's done that- Kelsang: I think it's more than eight. Hei-Ran: -today. Kelsang: ......you may need to have a talk with her.

[faeryton]

i thought y'all were just having playful post-splatfest banter w some ribbing but you guys actually. hate shiver??? it isn't her fault at all wtf???

[symbieote]

Have you ever been so immediately taken back and baffled by a turn in a narrative that you just sit there laughing at the absurdity.

[lovetommyactually]

The mind is a weird place

[liebelesbe]

my mom took my library card to the library today to reactivate my account or whatever but the employee there was like "oh, that card is too old, we can't do that with it" and THEN PROCEEDED TO IMMEDIATELY DESTROY MY CARD AND THROW IT AWAY?? HELLO?? I've had that since I was a little kid I would've liked to keep it even if it doesn't work?? hello?? why was this necessary??

[actual-corpse]

Watching any YouTuber exposé because I have no allegiance.

[thebluebygracieabrams]

I FAINTED BECAUSE OF LOW BLOOD PRESSURE?????? LMAO

[yellows-secret-blog]

The parenting hormones are kicking in thanks to my daughter younger sister

[widevibratobitch]

being friends with straight women is nothing short of soul crashing at times

[helluvapurf]

for the ship bingo ask: lute x vaggie?

Shouldn't be too surprising of a rating... buuuut yeah, not really feeling this ship tbh lol 🤷‍♀️

While I do lowkey HC Lute being a (closeted?) lesbian/wlw (*as personally I've always interpreted her "vile & blasphemous" line @ Vaggie more as a dig towards demon/angel relationships, not necessarily homophobia imho*)... there's not really anything "there" for me to get into her and Vaggie's dynamic, save for their clear animosity from their past & present interactions-

Like, maaaaaybe if there's enough good writing & development in-place for Lute to redeem herself, then perhaps I could see a friendship (or even just a frenemy/bantering-rivalry thing) between them down the line. But otherwise, as they are in-canon... ehhhhh .x.

[kazucee]

Thinking about....love teams here in the PH...what if...you and scaramouche....as a popular ph love team but you both hate each other's guts.

[zouisexo]

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