#and you're there like girl wtf???

[cometblaster2070]

i'm making myself laugh thinking about this but I wholeheartedly believe madame morrible absolutely HATES the thought of glinda and elphaba being together like the mere mention of gelphie would probably send her into immediate cardiac arrest and it's not even because she's homophobic or anything I just fully believe she dislikes glinda so so much she's just like this is absolutely NOT happening in my house.

glinda and elphaba are having their gay ass moment and she's like "I sense a disturbance in the force; the wind is telling me those fucking lesbians are at it again."

like IK this woman hates to see glinda's fruity ass coming for several reasons but first and foremost I believe it's because she's so fucking ANNOYED by how much elphaba loves and cares for her, like this pink bitch is throwing a wrench in her plans just by EXISTING and being herself.

and she can't even really do anything to glinda because it'll make elphaba upset and she really can't have that so she just has to sit there and be like

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Hei-Ran: *standing on the patio, sipping her tea, eyes closed* Kelsang, wandering by: Hey, Hei! Whatcha doin'? Hei-Ran: Just wait. *a few moments pass* Kelsang: What are we waiting for? Hei-Ran: You'll see. *a few more moments* Kelsang: It's just air we're looking at Hei, I would know. I bend it. Hei-Ran: Patience. *few more moments* Kelsang: Hei-Ra- Hei-Ran, opens her eyes: Something fruity this way comes. Rangi: *sprinting across the estate like a fucking loon* Kelsang: Oho! I see, so she's on her way to see Kyoshi! So you're making this into a daily little show to watch! Right, Hei? Hei-Ran: Daily? Kelsang, this is the eight time she's done that- Kelsang: I think it's more than eight. Hei-Ran: -today. Kelsang: ......you may need to have a talk with her.

[fagdykevash]

i thought y'all were just having playful post-splatfest banter w some ribbing but you guys actually. hate shiver??? it isn't her fault at all wtf???

[bayetea]

seeing non-black people critique rick's portrayal of black characters is interesting sometimes. only like 30% of the critiques I see make any sense to me to be honest

[bonefall]

Willowpelt sounds SO autistic, it not being funny wraps around into being funny again.

My secret is being so autistic and so surrounded by so many other autistic people that I forget what tismless people even do. Everyone in BB ends up getting a touch of ADHDautism. As a treat.

But yeah when I was jotting it down I realized it too. Like wow, I really hit this one with the autism beam. Me and you, Willy, we will both have adamantine opinions. I cannot condone your hatred of apples but you do have a good point about oak trees.

[sailoryooons]

Okay I need y'all to be a sounding board to tell me if I'm crazy or if this is as diabolical as I think it is. Tonight (after hours) my boss randomly pinged me and told me to drop my job description and four key projects/values I bring to the company ASAP. I'm like okay... and open the doc link... and there are literally other people in the marketing department doing the same thing where we can all see what the other is writing.

No preface for why we were asked to do this and not everyone in the department has been asked to do this.... is this not absolute psychological warfare????????????

[liebelesbe]

my mom took my library card to the library today to reactivate my account or whatever but the employee there was like "oh, that card is too old, we can't do that with it" and THEN PROCEEDED TO IMMEDIATELY DESTROY MY CARD AND THROW IT AWAY?? HELLO?? I've had that since I was a little kid I would've liked to keep it even if it doesn't work?? hello?? why was this necessary??

[girlivealwaysbean]

I FAINTED BECAUSE OF LOW BLOOD PRESSURE?????? LMAO

[helluvapurf]

for the ship bingo ask: lute x vaggie?

Shouldn't be too surprising of a rating... buuuut yeah, not really feeling this ship tbh lol 🤷‍♀️

While I do lowkey HC Lute being a (closeted?) lesbian/wlw (*as personally I've always interpreted her "vile & blasphemous" line @ Vaggie more as a dig towards demon/angel relationships, not necessarily homophobia imho*)... there's not really anything "there" for me to get into her and Vaggie's dynamic, save for their clear animosity from their past & present interactions-

Like, maaaaaybe if there's enough good writing & development in-place for Lute to redeem herself, then perhaps I could see a friendship (or even just a frenemy/bantering-rivalry thing) between them down the line. But otherwise, as they are in-canon... ehhhhh .x.

[kazucee]

Thinking about....love teams here in the PH...what if...you and scaramouche....as a popular ph love team but you both hate each other's guts.

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

been thinking about how danse is who nora is endgame with in death shroud. it compels me

[zouisexo]

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[princemick]

sometimes I talk to my dad abt controversial things and/or literally give my opinion and he responds and I'm just like 'yeah no you're why people dont like me'

[redamanccys]

this was said about jenna fischer you have got to be kidding girl if she's mid what are we

[why-yes-i-am-an-adult]

Absolutely fucking surreal seeing 13 yr olds post their "skin care routine" and apply ten different profucts on their face.