#and yet the only thing he got out of it was dead grandpa and girlfriend also maybe dead tree too
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This is my new favourite final girl
#EKKO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH#YOU ARE AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE#YOUR FINAL TROMP CARD WAS THE POWER OF EDIT UNDO ON THE WORLDS WORSE CACHE LIMITATION AND YOU SOME HOW SAVED THE DAY REGARDLESS#and yet the only thing he got out of it was dead grandpa and girlfriend also maybe dead tree too#arcane#arcane spoilers#ekko arcane
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Reviving Love
Jason Todd x Reader Chapters AO3
Chapter 12
The kiss was short and sweet, but Jason felt every bit of it. He felt the softness and warmth of your lips, took in how your breath smelled like fresh mint, and heard your soft sigh once you parted. It had been the first time Jason had been kissed since he returned and he hadnât realized how badly he needed the physical contact. His body had an immediate reaction, feeling hotter while desiring to kiss you more. You had turned away though, getting ready to eat the food that he had made.Â
âWait,â Jason said, but when you turned toward him all that he was going to say had left his mind. You didnât need any words, as you leaned forward again, placing a hand on his cheek as you did, to kiss him. Jason whimpered, leaning forward to make it more intimate, but you pulled away.Â
You kept your lips close, though, and every time he tried to connect the two of you again, you teasingly pulled away. âSlow down,â You whispered. âI donât want you to do something youâll be unsure of later.â
He hated that you were right. Turning, Jason looked down at his plate. The food suddenly didnât seem good to him, the only thing he felt like having on his tongue now was you. Instead, he altered between taking small bites and watching you take delight in his cooking.Â
âWhereâd you learn how to cook?â You asked. âYour grandpa?â
Jason nodded. âYup. Whenever I got mad or anxious, heâd take me into the kitchen and tell me to cook. It kept my hands busy, and Iâve been doing it ever since.â
âMaybe we could teach each other a thing or two? I mean with cooking, of course,â You said, putting your hand on his thigh.Â
Jason glanced down at your hand, his thoughts going straight to the gutter for a split second, before looking up to meet your eyes. âAbout cooking. Sure.â
When you started to take your hand away, Jason quickly took it back, giving it a light squeeze as he did. âI have something to ask you.â
You seemed surprised, but willing to listen. For that, Jason was thankful. He tried to remember Dickâs words, âJust ask her, whatâs the worst she could say?â You could say no, but Jason tried not to think about that. You kissed him, went on dates with him, and even respected his boundariesâthat had to count toward something.Â
Yet, there was one tiny hitch in his little plan that he was trying with all his might to ignore: you didnât know who he really was. You didnât know that he was Jason Todd, your boyfriend from high school came back from the dead. Fuck, he momentarily thought, how the hell was he going to play this off?
Breathing in, Jason made him forget everything but one single question, âDo you wanna beâŠI donât know how to say this because it sounds so fucking juvenile, butâŠah, shit.âÂ
Jason sat back in his chair, pissed at himself for not finding the words, and let go of your hand. Giggling, you took his hand again, and said, âYes, I would like to be your girlfriend, Jason.âÂ
He looked back up at you, surprised, and blurted out, âYou messinâ with me?âÂ
âNot unless youâre messinâ with me,â you said, grinning.Â
Jason shook his head squeezing your hand. âNo. Never.âÂ
âIâm glad to hear it, but there is something I would like to do now that weâre officially exclusive.âÂ
âYeah, and whatâs that,â Jason asked, amused.Â
You smiled, scooting your chair closer to your plate, and picked up your fork. âTo eat some of the food thatâs getting cold.âÂ
âOnly because youâre my girlfriend.âÂ
It felt good to say that out loud. You were his girlfriend again.
âââ
Jason held your hand as he walked you home, feeling as though he was walking on air. All felt right with the world; he hadnât remembered the last time he felt this sensation. It was a mixture of relaxation and goodness.Â
He hoped the feeling would never end.Â
When the two of you approached your apartment door, you pulled Jason closer in hopes he would kiss you again. He did, and it was sweet and chaste.Â
âIâll see you soon?â You asked shyly.Â
Jason nodded. âOf course.â
âGood, one more kiss for the road.â You pressed your lips against his.Â
Jason found kissing you getting easier every time your lips made contact. It was a much simpler act than he thought it to be, though private. And, when you went inside, he watched until your retreating figure was gone.Â
Taking out his phone, Jason started to dial his brotherâs number to tell him all that had happened that evening.
#jason todd#red hood#bruce wayne#batfamily#romance#jason todd x reader#jason todd fanfiction#jason todd x you#red hood x reader#jason todd x fem!reader#jason todd red hood#jason todd x y/n#smut#jason todd fic#red hood smut#red hood fanfic#dick grayson#batfam#batman#dc comics#alfred pennyworth#batman comics#dc batman
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WordGirl characters portrayed by Miiverse posts (featuring my OCs) (I got all of these from Tonka Joey's youtube video about Miiverse)
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Violet: Is anime over yet?
Becky: Clarify please.
Violet: Has it ended?
Becky: Anime is a Japense animation style that has been used for a very long time and I doubt it will end anytime soon.
Violet: damn
----- Scoops: How many atoms are there in the universe there's gotta be like a million -----
Victoria: I love all the building in this game. I wish I could build a meaningful relationship with my parents
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Tobey: My least favorite character is Sonic becuase he's fast like my mom when she chases me with the belt ----- Silver: Cigarettes are like hamsters. They're fine, until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire ----- Cori: Sometimes I let my phone die and envy it ----- Tobey: Pokemon Sun and Moon makes me wish I had a girlfriend ----- Eileen: The wiiU weally isn't doing that bad i mean if they sold awound six million units there's only seven million people on eawth so almost evewyone has a wiiU ----- Silver: Yeah I love slendermen dad men is my men Cori: that's cool. ----- Rex: Halloween. Time to take out dead grandpa (RIP) and scare the absolute living censored out of Grandma. Johnson: That's not funny. Even for trolling, I find it most upsetting. Johnson: I am horrifically furious with you. ----- Victor/Veronica: Kyle got kicked out of his house. He got a few minutes to pack up and leave. The first and only thing he takes is a bottle of ranch. Are you kidding me? -----
#wordgirl#becky botsford#violet heaslip#todd scoops ming#victoria best#tobey mcallister iii#wordgirl oc#silver boxleitner#cori worst#wordgirl rex#wordgirl johnson#victor best#eileen the birthday girl
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do you plan to write an itajun fic some day?
I do! I can feel myself building towards it(though it is probably ill-advised ahaha i have so many WIPs).
I have a couple of ideas but I don't have a concrete direction yet and am hesitant because I only just got back into JJK and I don't really feel like I get them as characters just yet. BUT, if it feels like too much to wait for, I'll list my 3 main ideas!
Junpei transfers to Sendai and Yuuji & Junpei know each other before the Sukuna Finger eating: I have a few scenes in my head for this one! Yuuji going to visit the hospital with his grandpa and Junpei's there to get checked for the burns on his forehead. Junpei's teacher telling him its mandatory that he joins a club, Yuuji overhearing it and inviting him to the occult club. Yuuji and his senpais with Junpei watching horror movies together. Them under a cherry blossom tree because this is high school romance baby and those things are MANDATORY.
Junpei lives through Mahito transfiguring him and Mahito takes him: The idea is that Junpei survives the transfiguration, Mahito gets curious and takes him with him when he escapes and realizes Junpei's got like one more try left before he does die. But Kenjaku interferes and tells Mahito that they should keep Junpei alive and test out just how far Junpei's technique can go. Kenjaku is curios to see just how far he can evolve a human, and how much farther this evolution can go during the Culling Games. So, Junpei threatens to just kill himself BUT Kenjaku takes him alone and promises him that he'll get a chance to avenge his mom by killing Mahito if he allows Mahito to experiment on him now. Make Mahito give him the power to kill him. Win-win!(He's lying just to get Junpei complicit and put him in a headspace where he'll care about power). Flash-forward to Culling Games, Yuuji is scrolling through the competitors and sees Junpei's name on it and on confrontation, I have scene in my head: Multiple small jellyfish the size of a palm floating down around the rubble like bubbles, Junpei standing at a distance watching the jellyfish shikigami float, as if he's waiting for something. Yuuji calls his name, Junpei looks at him with a small smile and calls his name back. I like the idea because Junpei is the CLASSIC trope for 'dead girlfriend' and character who's romanticized and remembered wrong after death. Yuuji doesn't know him and he was definitely looking at him through rose-tinted glasses. So Yuuji confronting this boy he romanticized and treasured in his mind in some untouchable corner and finally truly getting to know him was very fun for me. Also because in a way, Yuuji and Junpei are the first official candidates for the Culling Games (Kenjaku made Yuuji and orchestrated Junpei getting powers).
Junpei lives canon rewrite! BUT! Junpei has a million restrictions. Headcanoning that Mahito made it so that Junpei's technique when first made was taught to be most effective against humans and sorcerers, so in order to keep Junpei alive, Gojo sorta negotiates to the Jujutsu Tech higher-ups that Junpei can act as a curse user assassin and more of an undercover operative who will face humans more than curses. Which means.....killing humans. But lucky for Junpei, he needs to be trained before being sent on real missions and if in this time period, he can prove that he can defeat a Grade 3 curse and higher consistently for a certain amount of missions, alone, he should be accepted as a regular sorcerer. So it's sort of a race against the clock for Junpei to figure out how to make his technique more useful against curses than humans. Yuuji's involved in helping him channel his cursed energy in a more physical hand-to-hand combat manner and is finally faced with the absolute nightmare that is the jujutsu tech bureaucracy and is confronted with his own mortality and how they don't care about his individual life. Junpei and Yuuji basically bonding over their takes on what it means to value human life, navigating being newbies to the life of a Jujutsu Sorcerer, and dealing with the grief of losing family while trying to prove to the world that they deserve to exist. Now.....I don't want to write this....because I want to see these two have a happy ending and if I write this I'll have to rewrite the entire series or give them a sad ending by having Junpei die in Shibuya(imagine how tragic it'd be if Sukuna saved killing Junpei while he was destroying Shibuya to the final moment, slashing Junpei and THEN giving control back to Yuuji). They're both alive ending means I have to understand who's doing what in Shibuya Arc, where they are, wtf is going on in Culling Games, etc. So another reason I hesitate is because Cursed Techniques are very confusing to me. I don't have enough of a grasp on any of the JJK systems to write a convincing fic and I'm unfortunately, a sucker for detail. I think I might write the first idea, before I get around to the rest. Hopefully I can write something good but until then I hope the ideas are something entertaining to think about!
(Also, I have fic song vibes for them! The song is 'Sunset and Whale by Zhang Yuan and Vicky'. It has exactly one mid tier to terrible translation but from what I can gather, it shows the fleeting moment of meeting between two lovers through how a whale surfaces to see the sun, and how the sunlight shines on a whale, only for the sun to dip into the night and for the whale to sink back into the ocean only having the brief moments where they intersected. which hey! ItaJun vibes!).
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God, where do I even START with Ben and Gwen??
For one, yeah, they're born on the same day. The same fucking day!! That's like some "written in the stars" type shit. Absolutely INSANE that the writers did that and then expected me to be normal about it.
I'm so obsessed with how the very first episode has Gwen fighting to protect Ben. She doesn't even like him and that's one of the first things she does as a character â she uses a shovel and attacks a robot that's about to shoot Ben and says, "No flying tree-trimmer is going to hurt my cousin!"
One of the first things that Gwen as a character ever does is protect Ben, and she never stops.
People who only ship Bwen based on how they bickered in the OG are MISSING OUT, that's literally just the tip of the iceberg!!
Time and time again, Gwen puts Ben first. Ahead of her own personal feelings, ahead of other people, ahead of the fucking planet. Gwen will jump alone into an endless pocket dimension to face off two of the most evil people in the galaxy to save her stupid fucking cousin. She'll throw away her normal life to learn magic and fight beside him because this dumbass clearly needs backup.
And Ben does it, too!!! They don't even like each other at this point in the show, and already, Ben is willing to sacrifice himself when Zs'Skayr threatens to drop Gwen off of a roof. He's willing to face his biggest fear to protect her. He has an absolutely world-shattering, self-image destroying break down when he thinks that he lost her.
THEY GET WORSE ABOUT IT AS TEENAGERS!!
As teenagers, Ben and Gwen are each other's best friend. Of course they are â who the hell else could understand what they've been through?
They are shown to be losers. Gwen is smart as hell and incredibly accomplished, and yet, she's only shown in a single episode to have one friend outside of Ben. Ben doesn't even have that much! He's bullied at school, the closest thing he has to a friend is literally his girlfriend. Neither Ben nor Gwen are ever shown to know anyone at all who isn't a) each other, or b) an alien related to their hero work. Not even any off-handed names mentioned to give the illusion of these kids having a social life!
There's even a joke about it:
Kevin: Ben, you sure this is the place?
Ben: That's what the tip said.
Kevin: Yeah, that's what worries me. You don't get tips, I get tips. You got no connections.
Ben: Come on Kevin. I've got connections.
Kevin: Yeah, like who?
Ben: Umm, uhh, like Gwen.
Gwen: It's true, he does know me.
(AF S2E1 'Darkstar Rising')
When Ben is 11, he takes off the Omnitrix. He leaves it off until he's 15, and Grandpa Max goes missing while hunting down some aliens. So Ben puts it back on.
But first he goes to Gwen. He goes to his best friend, the person he trusts more than anyone in the world, and asks her what he should do â if it's worth putting the Omnitrix back on.
"It wasn't the watch that was special, it was you. And you earned the chance to have a normal life," Gwen says. "You put that thing back on, and that's pretty much it for normal."
Nowhere in this scene is Gwen's life discussed. She's attending a prestigious private school. She's top of her jujitsu class. She's going to go to college early. She's got her whole life ahead of her, and she doesn't say anything about it. Ben doesn't ask.
And yet, without communicating it at all, Gwen helps Ben as soon as he decides to be a hero again. She's right there with him. Of course she is. Where else would she be? Gwen and Ben are attached at the hip, always. Where he goes, she follows.
Into space? She's there to watch his back.
(bonus points for pocket dimensions)
If she has to follow him literally inside of the Omnitrix to save his stupid, self-sacrificing life, she will.
In an alternate timeline where all their friends and family are dead or slaves and their enemies have taken over the world, Ben is the only one she cries over.
When their friend (and Gwen's boyfriend) became corrupted by power and turned against them, Gwen was going to stand by and let Ben kill him.
She begged, she pleaded, but she never raised a hand against Ben to stop him. She couldn't bring herself to â Ben even says as much. "You wanna know why you lost? Because you care about not hurting me."
Gwen is willing to sacrifice her humanity for Ben. Her parents, her future plans, her boyfriend â she can and she will throw all of that away to save Ben.
Ben taught her how to drive. Ben chews out her boyfriend when he's not treating Gwen right. Ben will fight until he can't anymore to protect her.
Ben and Gwen are constantly sacrificing themselves for each other, and the real tragedy of it is that it's not even mutual.
Ben will sacrifice himself for the world and for the universe.
Gwen won't. Because Ben is her reason for fighting.
She's not a hero like he is. She's Ben's cousin, first and foremost. He's her best friend. He's her motivation to fight. He can take her life into his hands and turn it upside down whenever he wants and she won't say a word about it.
Ben and Gwen are incredibly codependent â Ben because he's incapable of opening up to new people, and fighting side by side is the only way to get close to him, and Gwen because she decided a long time ago that she's going to be her cousin's weapon.
Gwen lives to watch her cousin's back. If he wants to fight, she will teach herself how to fight. If he needs a pep talk, she'll chase after him into the rain. If he's pinned down, she's watching his back â always.
They were born on the same day. They're so entwined with one another that of course they were. Of course.
No one else in the show means as much to Ben and Gwen as one another does. No one.
the way i get giddy whenever i see Bwen on my dash. "cousins who act like bickery siblings" really sums them up (with a delightful dash of Relationship Writing Fumble) since you didn't watch it as much, a fun fact for you: they were even born on the exact same day. my siblings and i called them "cous-twins" when we were growing up bc of that
HELLO??!?! BORN ON THE SAME DAY!!!!!!! they 100% are cous-twins omg how am i not meant to ship them? even when i was a kid and watched it, at first i assumed they were like bickering childhood friends who would probably be love interests. then i found out they were COUSINS, and my interest did get piqued but sadly not enough to watch it more often than in passing.
i loved that they were cousins but close enough to bicker exactly like siblings because they spent so much time together. they really are so adorable, and their dynamic makes for an amazing relationship, especially when they grow up and mature enough to not bicker as much.
#ben 10#ben tennyson#gwen tennyson#bwen#GOD and I could say MORE too!!!#they make me INSANE#gwen is so powerful she could rewrite reality if she harnessed her full power#but she won't because ben tells her to stay her hand#she can and will kill for ben#she'll bloody her hands if he asks her to. even if he doesn't she'll do it to keep him safe#and simultaneously she will also stand back and watch him die if he orders her to#like a worshipper falling to their knees before a god#ben is such a huge part of gwen's life that he pretty much IS her life#I'm normal about them I swear fhfjekskfk
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Once Upon a Time inâŠ
Storybrooke.
Supercorp, Kara Danvers x Daughter!Reader, Lena Luthor x Daughter!Reader, Emma Swan x Reader, Regina Mills x Reader, Snow White x Reader, Prince Charming x Reader.
Word Count: 2900.
Previously on the series - Neverland, Camelot
âSo weâre back at square one.â You sigh, looking at Henry, while he is reading his enormous book.
âNot entirely true. We know that we have to lift the curse so you can leave, and that we have to do it fast before you become a character of the book.â He says, without raising his head at you. Youâre almost arguing when a plate with at least 20 pancakes is placed before you. That stops your mind mid-rant.
âThanks, Granny.â You smile at her, who smiles back before leaving. âExcept that we donât know who cursed the town, so I might as well embrace my fate of being a fairytale character right now and forever.â
âYou know, there is another way.â He finally looks at you and you encourage him with an eyebrow raise. âToo risky and honestly? I donât even know if they would agree to itâŠâ
âWould you go on with it already? No need to build up the climax, weâre already past that.â
âAnother curse.â Henry says and you furrow your brows. Having two curses surely doesnât sound like the solution. âA liftable curse, of course.â
You just blink at him when he doesnât say anything for a while.
âOk, what if my mom cursed you into believing youâre a part of the story? You would be written into the book-â You open your mouth to argue. âBut it comes from someone who knows and can undo it. So, when the time comes, she lifts the curse and youâre not in the book anymore.â
âUh.â You think about it for a second. âSounds like it could work. It would be like if we had a countdown watch and after your momâs curse it would just pause it.â You say and he nods in agreement.
âThe protection spell around town gets lifted and she undoes your curse right after. The countdown restarts but you would be ready to leave.â He finishes your train of thought. âOnly thing is whether she will agree to this.â
âWell, weâve got to try, right? Might be our only hope.â Youâre almost out of the booth when you look at the pancakes in front of you. âGive me a minute.â
âCanât believe youâre thinking about food right now.â Henry rolls his eyes at you.
âCanât believe youâre not.â You say inhaling the food in front of you in exactly one minute. âOk, Iâm done.â
âThis was traumatic to watch.â
You ignore him and you both run out of Grannyâs to Reginaâs house at the end of the main street. You try to go slower so he doesnât fall too far behind, but youâre still in front of her house way before he gets there.
âNext time, give me a ride.â He is breathing hard next to you but recovers faster than normal. âMom? Are you here?â
âIn the kitchen, kid!â You hear Emmaâs voice, and you follow Henry to it. You find both Regina and Emma making breakfast together. The scene doesnât fail to bring tears to your eyes. Itâs too familiar. âOh, you guys are together, great!â
âWe think we have a, well, itâs not a solution. Itâs more like a-â Henry looks at you.
âBand-aid.â You give them a forced smile.
âLetâs hear it.â Regina asks and you and Henry do your best explaining the whole thing. âSo I would undo the curse and sheâll leave, huh?â
âI know itâs not ideal but-â
âBut itâs pretty good.â Emma says. She comes closer to you, putting a hand on your shoulder. âAre you sure about that, though?â
âNo. I know nothing about magic.â You shrug. âIf this was science or anything related, I would probably be sure, but this is outside my area of expertise. If you two think it could work, then I trust you to bring me back when itâs time.â
âYou should know all magic comes with a price.â Regina adds.
âWhatâs the price?â
âWeâll learn about it later.â She raises an eyebrow at you. You think of Lena and how you need to go back home to see her eyebrow raise.
âIâll pay.â
âWell, then hold on to it, kid.â Regina says with a smile. âYouâre about to become a fairytale character.â
You and Henry look at each other. As good of an idea this was, you didnât consider all the outcomes. Youâll become a fairytale character; you wonât remember anything about your actual life. You wonât remember your moms, aunts, cousins, girlfriend, grandmas⊠You know itâs what you have to do, if you ever want to make it out of this reality and back into yours, but still. Not remembering Jamieâs laugh, Mayaâs kisses, Kellyâs comfort, Alexâs shoulder squeezes, Lillianâs head tilt, Elizaâs soft voice, Lenaâs green eyes, Karaâs smiles, it almost makes you want to forget about this and find another way.
âOk, the curse is ready.â Regina says and you look up, coming back from your thoughts.
âSmells funny.â
âI know, sweetheart. It's a curse. It's not meant to be pleasant.â She says, making your heart beat faster on your chest. You hold your necklace strongly in your hands; remember your family one last time. Then close your eyes.
âYay, food!â You open your eyes and look at your moms on the other side with a stack of pancakes in front of them.
âHey, leave some for your brother.â Regina says, stopping you before you grab all of the apple pancakes she has made.
âFine, you can have one, Henry.â You joke, putting just one on his plate from the stack in front of you.
âBe nicer, honey.â Emma kisses the crown of your head, before sitting next to you. You smile, putting two more on his plate.
âThere, youâre eating just as much as me now.â
âListen kids, today Emma and I will be working with Mr. Gold to see if we can lift the protection spell around the city. You two will spend the day with the Charmings.â
âOh, come on, moms. Weâre old enough to help!â Henry says and you agree.
âOf course you are. And we will need your help when the time comes. Just, well, you know how is like to work with Mr. Gold-â
âAlways an adventure.â You and Henry say in unison.
âSomething like that.â Emma agrees looking like she wanted to disagree, instead. âBesides, I thought you had archery lessons with your grandma today?â
âYes!â You agree, excitedly.
âAnd Henry, you will be hanging out with your grandpa at the station, right?â She gets his answer in the form of a nod. âWell, great, weâre all very busy today. But weâre still meeting at Grannyâs tonight for dinner, ok?â
âSure thing, mom.â You get up and kiss her head. âSee you guys later, Iâm late to meet grandma.â You kiss Reginaâs head right after. âBye, mom. Squirt, wanna a ride?â
âStop calling me squirt.â Henry complains, getting up from the table. âSee you later, moms.â He follows you to the front of the house. âDonât run so fast, I just ate.â
âYou know I only have two speed levels. Fast or breaking the sound barrier.â He jumps on your back and out you go, fast enough to be at the station in a blink of an eye. âSee you later!â
It doesnât take long before you and Snow White are walking in the woods close to the city. You love spending time in the woods with her. You love just sitting in silence and letting your senses become even more refined. Sure, you have super hearing, but she teaches you how to focus even on the simpler things. Leaves in the wind, steps in the woods, birds chirping. Thereâs no other place you feel as in peace as in the woods with Snow.
âSo? How are the woods today?â She asks, hand on your shoulder.
âWas there ever a time where there wasnât anyone in the woods doing weird stuff?â You ask, making Snow laugh loudly next to you.
âNot in Storybrooke.â Snow agrees with a smile and points a direction for you both to walk.
âHow do you want to do this?â You ask, putting your bow into position and closing one eye, looking around.
âLike we shall do everything.â You look at her and she winks at you. âTogether.â
You miss the shot. You try again. Your arrow breaks. You try again. You lose your temper. You try yet again.
Day after day. Week after week. Month after month.
âTogetherâ is the word to live by.
âMom, can you help me take control of the panic attacks?â Itâs late at night when you ask her that. Regina is happy that youâre asking for her help, and you two sneak into her office while Emma and Henry watch Space Paranoids.
âRemember,â She holds you, before she starts. âThese are nightmares Iâm putting in your mind. None of them are real. Youâre safe and sound at home with us. Say the word and Iâll stop.â
âOk.â
âBut sweetheart, youâve got to fight it. With all the strength and courage I know you have. Concentrate and fight it.â Regina says, and you nod, closing your eyes.
Your mind is filled with visions. Terrible ones, by the way. You see people dying, by shot guns and swords. Itâs a war inside your mind. You know itâs not real, but the feeling is the same. You try to run but your legs feel wobbly and weak, and you fall on your knees. Thereâs a pool of blood under you and when you look to the side you see Henry with glassy eyes, completely lifeless.
âNOOOO!â Your heart starts beating into your ribcage, as you shake before reaching for him. âPlease, please donât be dead.â
âConcentrate. Focus.â
âHE IS DEAD! ITâS MY FAULT!â You yell, with tears wetting your face.
âItâs not your fault.â Regina says in your ear. âBreathe, sweetheart. Breathe.â
âHENRY! PLEASE COME BACK!â
âWhatâs going on?â You hear his voice. Regina has already stopped filling your mind with visions, but still you see his glassy eyes staring at you. âHey, open your eyes. Iâm here.â
You see him. But your body is still reacting harshly to the vision. You cry and shake. Youâve failed, but youâre not the one to back down.
Day after day. Week after week. Month after month.
Youâll overcome your fears.
âHey honey!â Emma wakes you up, with an excited greeting, and you roll to the side not opening your eyes just yet. âI could really use your help with something.â
âWhat is it?â You mumble, still too sleepy to talk.
âWeâve gotta help Ella. And I thought we could have some mother-daughter bonding time.â
âYouâre my mother. Isnât that enough of a bond?â You ask, as a joke, and you get a chuckle in response.
âCome on. It would be much faster if you could fly around and find her for me. Otherwise I would have to use magic to find a shoe and then more magic to track her, and then-â
âOh my God, ok. Iâll help.â You get up and get ready in seconds. âI know you just want my help because Iâm faster than the Flash.â
âFaster than a flash, honey.â Emma corrects you. âLetâs go!â
So you find Ella, just before her evil stepmother shoots her, and you stand tall in front of her because youâre indestructible, and your mom uses magic to contain her evil stepmother, and itâs just another day in Storybrooke. You know, for a really small town, thereâs always something going on in here.
âSaving the town with my kid.â Emma throws her arms around your shoulders with a smile. âWhat mother could ask for more?â
âI donât know. Sometimes I think being saved probably doesnât sound so bad.â You complain, getting a tight squeeze from her.
âSitting around waiting to be saved, with no idea whether someoneâs actually going to come for you-â She sighs, loudly. âTrust me, I know doing all the saving all the time sounds exhausting. But waiting around is-is as bad as it can get, honey.â
âI suppose youâre right.â
Day after day. Week after week. Month after month.
Heroism comes first.
âAre you ready?â Snow asks and you agree excitedly. Bow and arrow ready to shoot. You look at her getting in position. âTogether.â
You nod, and you two aim at the same spot. Both of the arrows travel together and land side by side in the middle of the target. You smile, excited. âI feel like the Green Arrow!â
âWhoâs that?â Snow asks and you look at her furrowing your brows.
âI-I donât know.â You think and think about how that name just easily left your mouth. Huh. Weird.
Days. Weeks. Months.
âHere comes the townâ superhero!â Emma says when you walk in the kitchen.
âHere is the townâ savior!â You answer with a smile.
âI could use your help out there today, kid!â She widens her smile.
âDoesnât this town have enough heroes?â You sit next to her, and she kisses the crown of your head, before placing a plate of hot waffles in front of you.
âBut only one is super.â She winks, making you giggle in excitement. Youâre convinced right away.
Days. Weeks. Months.
âFocus. Concentrate.â Regina says, close to your ear. And you breathe deep trying to do so.
âIt's kind of hard when you're talking in my ear.â
âAnd when the wind blows, or it's raining, or someone's shooting arrows at you. Yes, concentration's hard. That's the point.â She bumps her shoulder on yours. âSweetheart, you told me you needed help.â
âAnd I do.â
âThen let me help.â She runs her fingers through your hair slowly. âThe world will always throw disappointments, sorrows and pain on our backs. Itâs our job to learn how to handle them. I worked very hard for my first reaction to be as Regina and not as the Evil Queen.â
âI know, mom. You said that a million times.â Your answer makes Regina lose her cool a little. And you smile, apologetic. âIâm sorry, youâre right. I asked for help. I need to know how to handle the pain. Please, Iâm ready to go on.â
âClose your eyes.â She asks again and you comply. âAre you ready?â You shake your head in agreement.
You see images. Like a lucid dream in your mind. Regina is using magic to alter what you see. And you see destruction, death everywhere. You see Snowâs head detached from her body, Emma bleeding with a sword on her heart, the only thing left from Charming is his hand, still clinging to his sword.
You should be ready by now. In fact, you should be used to it somehow. Itâs not the first time you and Regina do this kind of exercise. But it doesnât matter how many times you see your family bleeding out, totally lifeless in front of you, every single time, without fail, makes your heart beat faster, your lungs stop working, you shake, you start crying and hyperventilating, ready to destroy everything.
âFocus! No fire from the eyes.â You hear Reginaâs voice and you come back to yourself a little bit, just to hold back your first reaction. Itâs always the eyes.
âBut mom is dead.â You cry out, clenching your fist.
âConcentrate. You can do it.â
You can do it.
You kneel before Snowâs head. Breath in while counting to 3. Hold your breath for 3 seconds. Breath out in the same amount of time. You know this isnât real. Snow is home, and safe. Youâre not in the enchanted forest. Nothing here is real.
You unclench your fist. Steadying your breath. You fight the images. Snowâs head goes back to her body. Charmingâs hand disappears. Emma opens her eyes.
âYou can do it.â You hear again. And you feel the thump in your heart settling back in your ribcage. Beating normal again. Soon enough the entire thing vanishes in front of your eyes. You open your eyes again. Your hands are still shaking a little, but youâre home with your mom, and youâre safe. She smiles fondly at you. âSee? I knew you could do it.â
âI did it. I stopped my panic attack.â You say with excitement planted on your face and she hugs you tightly. It doesnât matter how many months it took you to do so, you still did it.
âHow about we celebrate? Guess who lifted the townâs protection spell this morning?â
âWait, really?â Your eyes widen in excitement.
âYes! You know what that means?â Regina asks, and you can barely contain yourself, jumping up and down.
âPizza from the neighborhood city!â You squeak. âCan I go get it? Please mom, let me go get it!â
âHere.â Regina gives you the money. âBring enough for your grandparents. And Belle. Maybe Hook too. Just anyone who happens to be at Grannyâs.â
âSo basically the entire city?â
âBasically.â She smiles and youâre almost out the door, when you look back at her and add.
âDid I have any plans for when we could leave town?â You think and think, but nothing comes to mind. âItâs weird, I swear I feel like Iâm forgetting something important.â
âMaybe to give mom a kiss?â Regina asks and you smile. Rushing to her and hugging her, before kissing her forehead.
âYeah, it was probably just a kiss.â You chuckle.
Days. Weeks. Months.
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Oooh i'm gonna with #3 please! And Valtor as a bartender.
He truly loathed his job.
The disgusting smell of cheap drinks spilled on the bar mixed with the stench of sweat and cheap perfume, from grinding bodies on the dancefloor and humping barely-legals in the corner, made him nauseous. The music was loud to the point his heartbeat developed arrhythmia whenever a bass boosted song played through the obnoxious sound system. To make matters worse, one of the speakers was set directly above the bar and Valtor was sick of buying earplugs every week, because if he didnât use any protection, heâs pretty sure he would go deaf before he hit 40 and he once again cursed himself for forgetting them at home.
A particularly high note came on, and the crowd cheered while Valtor cringed as he felt the microscopic hairs in his ears, sensitive to high notes, shrivel up and die. He rolled his eyes as he spotted a tall blonde dragging taller brunette towards the restroom. Apparently, couples basically dry humping each other on the dancefloor and sucking their faces off in the corners wasnât enough, so universe also decided to throw in a couple about to commit an indecent act in a public bathroom?
He was just about to call one of the bouncers when it hit him â he doesnât care. Oh well. What can you do?
A woman, wearing something Valtor could only describe as lingerie, came to the bar and ordered a fruity cocktail and for the umpteenth time, he wondered how his life turned into this? How did he go from graduating on a prestigious college, having a stable job and a fiancée, to wiping down spit from the counter top on a Saturday night.
He used to be a successful attorney, his yearly salary reaching up to five-zero figure, a stable relationships, loving girlfriend and more, and yet, all of that collapsed under the enormous weight couple of words held.
His hands worked on autopilot, mixing the necessary drinks while his thoughts were miles away.
Now, whateverâs left of his past life lives in a small condo across the town and Valtor chuckled at the irony of life giving him lemons while he chopped one to mix it into the cocktail. He squeezed the juice out of the poor fruit, with probably more force than was necessary, getting some of it on his shirt in the process.
âWhat are you chuckling about?â The woman was leaning over the counter, her chest basically spilling out of her dress as she played with the ends of her dark hair.
Valtor raised an eyebrow as he bent down to retrieve one of the decorative umbrellas. âNothing that would be of interest to you.â He saw her flinch in surprise at the rather sharp tone he unintentionally used. âMiss.â He added as an afterthought, hoping it would make him look less abrasive. Unhappy customers donât tip well after all.
âOh. Well maybe it does interest me. Youâll never know unless you try.â The woman smiled flirtatiously while her fingers continued twirling the strands of her hair. âIâm Mitzi, by the way.â She offered her hand to him.
Valtor only quirked an unamused eyebrow. âI donât remember asking for your name.â The smile was quick to disappear from her face and she snatched her hand back like itâs been burned.
He closed his eyes as his tongue, once again, proved to be faster than his brain. Itâs what got him into trouble a lot of times and this one mightâve just taken a cake because if the girl went to complain to his boss, heâd be in a world of shit. âI was trying to be nice, but it seems to me youâre too much of an asshole to appreciate it.â Mitzi gritted out with obvious false confidence because a fierce blush was very much present on her face. This obviously didnât happen to her a lot.
First time for everything, Valtor thought.
âWhat I would really appreciate, Mitzi,â Donât do it, âis if you could stop your 36C's, that you stuffed into a 34B bra, from spilling all over my counter.â You absolute moron! âI have to wipe it.â
Now youâve done it.
Mitzi turned even reader, and Valtor wondered if he should start dialing an ambulance just in case, but she only snatched the drink he placed in front of her and threw a 5$ bill in his face. âJerk!â And just like that, she was gone.
âHave a nice evening!â Drop dead.
He rolled his eyes and took a glass that needed wiping just to occupy his hands for a minute because he felt like a coiled string, just about to snap and burn everything in its path.
âI have to say,â girlâs voice reached him, âyou just fixed my evening.â Valtor lowered the glass to the solid surface and turned to face the owner.
His brain short circuited.
Though her body was mostly obstructed by the counter, he could see that the navy blue slip dress she wore draped beautifully across her slender figure. She was also incredibly short that even standing up straight, in what Valtor assumed were ridiculously high heels, she was at least head and a half shorten than him. But the most obvious, and striking thing about her, was her red hair. Valtor never even thought that hair could be as vibrant as hers.
In his almost 35 years of life, Valtor has never seen someone as interesting as the girl standing in front of him.
When he finally shook himself out of his stupor, and when it became painfully obvious he was making her uncomfortable with his gawking (really, there was no other word for it), he smiled and spoke. âWell, Iâm pleased to hear that because it will undoubtedly ruin my life.â
âOh, I wouldnât worry about her reporting you.â She waved her hand dismissively. âHer ego is too big for her to accept she just got rejected.â
âYou know her?â
There was something nostalgic in her smile. âI used to know her⊠or maybe I just thought I know her.â
Valtor observed the unusual girl in front of him. In his several years as a bartender and even before, he developed quite a knack for reading people. She seemed, to him at least, like one of those lost souls that recently had their world turned upside down but tried despite to appear normal. You and me both. âWould you like something to drink?â
Her head snapped up and her electric blue eyes met his. âOh! Yes, um,â she fidgeted slightly, her hands wringing together and picking at her nails, âanything with vodka.â
He nodded and turned his back on her to find a bottle of the best vodka the club had to offer. He didnât know why he suddenly paid so much attention to what heâs mixing into drinks but something pulled him towards this girl like gravity and he was too weak to resist it. âStraight?â He asked without turning around.
âUmmm, thatâs a bit personal donât you think? I mean, I just met you.â Valtor stopped what he was doing and turned his head so she could see the confused frown on his face. âI donât even know your name. As far as I know you could be a serial killer.â
It downed on Valtor what she was talking about and he chuckled at her adorable rant. âI meant the Vodka.â
Her lips shaped into a silent âO" and he saw how her neck and face turned red from embarrassed. She moaned and buried her face into her hands. âOh God, Iâm so sorry.â
âItâs okay.â He picked the bottle and turned back around so he was facing her. He extended his unoccupied hand across the counter top. âIâm Valtor.â
She shook his hand, her hand incredibly small in his huge one, blush still present on her cheeks. âBloom. And yes, straight vodka is fine.â
âIâve only seen Russians drink vodka by itself.â
âIâm quarter Russian. My momâs dad is from Russia.â Valtor nodded along as he fixed her a drink.
âImpressive.â
âitâs really not. It only made me the laughing stock of the entire class.â She took the glass filled with clear liquid, their fingers brushing together on accident, and Valtor felt a spark rushing up his nerve endings. âBut, I can drink most people under the table so I guess I should be grateful.â
Humor was obviously one of the things she used to deflect the pain and trauma bullying inevitably caused. âYour hair is very⊠unusual. Natural?â
She nodded. âYup. This is one of the things I inherited from grandpa.â
âSorry if that made you uncomfortable, it wasnât my intention.â
âNo no, donât worry.â Her lips wrapped around the edge of the glass as she took a sip and closed her eyes to savor the feeling of burning liquid sliding down her throat. âItâs actually one of the nicest things someone has said to me about my hair.â
Valtor looked at her with a small smirk on his face. âThat bad, huh?â
âYou donât want to know.â Bloom tilted the glass and took a large swing of the drink, only a small amount remaining at the bottom. âWhat about you?â
Valtor shrugged. âWhat about me?â
âYou have an unusual hair too.â
Indeed. His long strawberry blond hair was tied in a ponytail, but unlike herself, he loved his hair and didnât particularly give a damn what anybody else thought about it. âI donât really care about somebody elseâs opinion and neither should you.â
âIâve stopped that long time ago.â Valtor nodded towards her almost empty glass and she slid it towards him for a refill. âBut you know, scars remain.â
He nodded. âThat I do know.â Valtor saw another guy coming up to the bar so he excused himself. As soon as he moved away from her, the unpleasant sensations that accompany prolonged presence in a loud room came rushing back like a rogue train and Valtor felt the onsets of a headache forming. He served the guy and returned to Bloom who was now nursing her drink instead of knocking it back like the first time.
âSo whatâs a girl like you doing in a place like this?â
She quirked one eyebrow. âA girl like me?â
âNot to be rude, but this doesnât seem like your cup of tea.â
She laughed. âItâs my friendâs birthday. She dragged me here against my will while promising sheâll stay with me the entire time. It took me turning around for her to vanish without a trace with her boyfriend.â
âThat friend of yours,â he started, âwouldnât happen to be a tall blonde dragging a brunette with her?â
âThatâs her.â
Valtor made a face. âI donât think youâll be seeing a lot of her tonight.â His eyes slid to the direction of the restroom.
Bloom followed his gaze and she groaned when she saw where her friend went to. âNot this again.â
âAgain? This happens a lot?â
âUnfortunately, it happens more than I would like to.â She rubbed her forehead.
âRight,â he drawled, âbecause who doesnât like seeing their friends going at it.â Sarcasm was dripping from his words.
âHow long have they been in there?â She asked while looking at her wrist watch.
âFifteen minutes or so.â
âDamn animals. Iâm never coming to the club with her again.â
An amused chuckle escaped him. âThatâs not the first time youâve said that, am I right?â
She smiled and took a sip of vodka. âNope.â
Just as he opened his mouth to ask her another question, her blonde friend wrapped an arm around her shoulders. Valtorâs eyebrow did a backflip. How she managed to avoid detection while leaving the bathroom was beyond him.
âDamn Bloom, I leave you alone for five minutes and youâre already seducing hot bartenders!â
âStella! First of all, I am not seducing anybody,â Maybe not intentionally, âsecondly, itâs been almost twenty minutes and thirdly, what happened to your promise of not ditching me? And the moment I turn around, youâre already gone?â
Stella, if Valtor heeard correctly, giggled. âOh live a little Bloom. Besides, itâs not like you were in a bad company.â Her eyes ran over Valtorâs form. âIn fact, I wouldnât mind taking a bite out of that.â She ogled Valtor like a piece of chocolate cake.
âIâm standing right here.â
âOkay, thatâs enough for today! Weâre going home.â Bloom grabbed her purse and was about to pull out her wallet when Valtor raised his arm to stop her.
âItâs on the house.â
âBut Blooooom,â There was really no words to describe the sound that exited blondeâs mouth, âwe just got here.â
âThe fact that you're talking about having a threesome with a stranger says enough about your state.â
âIâm pretty sure Brandon wouldnât mind.â
âOkay, time out. Letâs go.â She turned towards Valtor, a small card between her fingers. She leaned over the counter while one of her arms stayed behind, supporting her friend. âThank you.â She slipped the card into his hand. âCall me if you wanna talk sometimes.â And with that, she spun on her heel and dragged Stella towards the exit.
Valtor stood in shock, not knowing how to react for a few minutes, staring at the business card in his hands.
Bloom Peters MD.
He shook his head, hand safely pocketing the precious cargo before he picked up the glass sheâs been drinking from and turning around to wash it. The sound of retching caused him to turn around in time to see some wasted man empty the content of his stomach on an obnoxious red carpet. The stench of vomit mixed with other delightful aromas and Valtor was once again reminded how much he hated his job.
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Hey! I just read your Heather hc with Kuroo and Suna and I LOVE THEM! Can I ask for the same idea but with Akaashi and Iwaizumi? Thank you â€
 So I actually did one with Iwa from another request, here is the link to his:
Iwaizumiâs âheatherâ âš
Pairing: Akaashi x f!reader
Warnings: Swearing, Angst(?)
Prompt: He has a girl best friend whoâs got a crush on him, but he has feelings for y/n (âheatherâ)
Akaashi
He just rambles about you and he doesnât really realize that he subtly relates everything back to you
He sees a book you like? He starts to tell her about it. Sheâs wearing your favorite color? He tells her that (YIKES).
He can be a bit of an overthinker so heâs always asking stuff like âdo you think Iâm coming on too strong?â Cause he doesnât wanna make you uncomfy.
HE WRITES POEMS AND STUFF FOR YOU 100%
She always jokes that sheâs hurt he never writes poems for her but like,,, sheâs not actually joking
Heâs like âI thought people only do that for someone theyâre in love with,â
âThey do,â
Thatâs why I wanted one
She starts to distance herself from him when you start hanging around more and heâs a little confused and a lot hurt to be honest
Heâs definitely wondering why she seems to wanna avoid you and him all the time.
So he confides in his best friend, Bokuto, and asks why he thinks sheâs been so distant,
âSOOO you didnât hear it from me, but sheâs crushing on you big time,â
âOh.â
I feel like he doesnât REALLY think much of it like,,, itâs not really his fault he doesnât feel the same way, and he thinks she should just get over it
But I feel like heâd try to stop talking so much about you when heâs with her so he doesnât hurt her.Â
That hurts her more though because it makes her feel like heâs pitying her and she hates that.Â
She admits defeat though, she doesnât get all crazy or anything
 Sheâs the one who actually ends up telling you how Akaashi feels about you, because sheâs certain you like him back.Â
She knows she should have let him do it himself, but she also knows he was having a hard time working up the courage to actually do it, and part of her just wanted to be able to do one thing that Akaashi would remember.Â
honestly just wants to see him happy, even if itâs not with her.Â
âShe came to our game last week, and we were up against a tough opponent, but we won,â Akaashi explained, a small smile spread across his lips as he looked down at his hands, âShe must be my good luck charm,â
The girl frowned for a moment too brief to be noticed, âOh yeah? Well, she seems nice, Iâd like to meet her soon,â Akaashi nodded and looked up at his friend, smiling a bit harder. She smiled back, thinking his was for her, âWhat?âÂ
âYour shirt,â he started, âItâs her favorite color,â
Her jaw almost fell to the floor, but she quickly regained composure, âOh, really? I guess have good taste then,â a nervous laugh escaped her. He was quiet, and she was sure that what sheâd just said had gone in one ear and out the other. She sighed and rolled her eyes at the lovestruck boy, âAkaashi?â
He shook himself, âIâm sorry, did you say something?âÂ
âNope,â she shrugged. Akaashi hummed and his smile grew wider, âYouâre thinking about her, arenât you?â she asked, dreading the answer. âI am,â Akaashi said, âSheâs wonderful, I really canât believe someone like her is even interested in talking to me, I donât think Iâm very interesting,â he fiddled with his fingers in his lap as he sat at his desk.Â
âDonât say that about yourself âKaashi,â she said softly, âYouâre amazing! Youâre smart, talented and youâre a great person!â a smile spread across her lips as she sat up on the edge of his bed, âAnyone would be lucky to have you.â
âThank you,â he mumbled, âI hope y/n feels the same way.âÂ
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The girl sat in the library with Akaashi and Bokuto across from her as she quietly read a book sheâd checked out the day before. Akaashi looked up from his work and smiled, a small huff coming from his nose. Bokutoâs eyes shifted towards his friend and the girl looked up.Â
âAkaashi! Youâre blushing!â Bokuto noted, âAre you thinking about you know who?â he wiggled his eyebrows and Akaashi looked away. The girlâs eyes scanned the room, thinking for a moment that you were there. You didnât have to be there to make him feel flustered though, just the thought of you made his heart race, and just that thought was enough to make hers sink.Â
âThatâs one of y/nâs favorite books,â Akaashi pointed to the book in the girlâs hands, âIâve been meaning to read it for a while now, she says itâs good.â The smile lingered on his face as he looked down.Â
The girl his the frown on her face behind the book. Did he not know better than to compare the girl he liked to the one that liked him, to her face?
âAw, you gotta ask her out, Akaashi! Youâre totally crazy about her, right?â Bokuto encouraged, slapping a hand over Akaashiâs back, âIf you wanât, I can do it for âya!âÂ
âThatâs alright, Iâd like to do it myself,â Akaashi said, âIâm just worried she might not have feelings for me in the same way I do for her,â he looked at the girl, âCan I ask your opinion?â
She nodded hesitantly, âSure,â
âDo you think Iâm being overbearing by walking her home every day? Am I being too obvious?â He asked, âDo you think sheâs weirded out at all?â âAkaashi,â she sighed, âYouâre fine, please trust me, youâre literally being perfect, so calm down.â She wasnât just saying that to blow smoke up his ass, she really meant it, he was acting the perfect gentleman for you, and the blush that spread across your cheeks was never unnoticed by her, even if it was by Akaashi.Â
Even though sheâd just recently met you for the first time, your feelings for Akaashi were so dreadfully obvious; it takes one to know one, she figured.Â
The girl heard Akaashiâs breath hitch as his head snapped towards the door. She didnât need to look up to know that you had just walked in.
Akaashi smiled and waved timidly at you, but he wasnât sure you saw him until Bokuto called you over, ây/n! Come sit with us!â You smiled and waved back at Akaashi as you made your way over to their table.
âHey guys!â you said quietly, taking a seat next to the girl and across from Akaashi.Â
âHello, y/n,â Akaashi smiled, âHow are you today?âÂ
You smiled back, âIâm good! Howâre you?â
âGreat,â he said, âI didnât expect to see you here so early, you usually come in later.âÂ
The girl almost puked. He kept track of when you got there every morning. Something about that was so simple, but so intimate in a way she wished heâd be with her.Â
You nodded sheepishly, âI had to come make up a test, and I didnât want to ditch you after school.â
âWhatâs this I hear about after school?â Bokuto leaned in, âAkaashi, are you ditching practice today?â
Akaashi coughed, âYes, I feel a cold coming on,â You giggled and he looked over at you with a proud smile, glad he was able to make you laugh.Â
âAkaashi! Thatâs so unlike you! Is your girlfriend a bad influence?â Bokuto teased. You both blushed and looked away from each other.Â
You wanted to explain, and tell him that Akaashi was just going to help you study for your English exam next week, but you were a bit too embarrassed, and the words fell dead on your tongue. Your loss for words made you feel even more stupidly flustered than before and the girl quickly took notice
âBokuto, leave the kids alone,â she sighed, looking at you apologetically.Â
âKids?â Bokuto scoffed, âTheyâre only a year below us! You make us sound like grandparents,â he shivered, âIâm not old! Iâm still cool! Right, Akaashi?âÂ
âSomething like that,â he replied and you snickered. Bokutoâs jaw dropped and he folded his arms, âIâm just messing with you, of course youâre cool,â Akaashi said.Â
âHey, hey, hey! Now, y/n, say Iâm cool!âÂ
You were still a bit flustered from before, but you managed a small smile, âYouâre cool, Bokuto!âÂ
âCool for a grandpa,â the girl teased.
âHey! Youâre the one who called them kids,â he frowned, âBesides. Akaashi and his girlfriend say Iâm cool, so it must be true!â âBokuto, please use her name instead of calling her that,â Akaashi sighed, a subtle blush dusting his cheeks.Â
âYeah,â the girl said, âThey arenât dating,â it came out a bit more bitterly than sheâd intended, and she almost felt like she should apologize for it.Â
Bokuto grinned and leaned in to Akaashi, âNot yet,âÂ
You looked over at the girl, silently questioning the exchange.Â
She shrugged, âBoys are stupid, huh?â
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âSo? Is it too much?â Akaashi asked nervously as the girlâs eyes scanned the paper heâd handed her. His handwriting was almost as pretty as him, and she found herself mesmerized by his way with words, âUm?â âItâs beautiful, Akaashi,â she said, âYou wrote this for y/n?â he nodded shyly, âSheâs gonna love it.â âYou think so?â He smiled as she handed it back to him.
âIâm like a million percent sure,â she said, âItâs so freaking sweet, and cute, and- hey! How come you never write things like that for me?â she asked, half joking.Â
Akaashi furrowed his brows and tilted his head, âThings like this are supposed to be exclusive for someone youâre in love with though,â he explained, âIf I wrote things like that for everyone, it wouldnât be special for y/n anymore,âÂ
She nodded, hiding the way his words wounded her, âRight.â a subtly bitter laugh escaped her, âMy bad Iâm sorry,âÂ
He shook his head, âNo need to apologize,â he looked up from the piece of paper in his hands and smiled as he caught a glimpse of you across the schoolyard, waiting patiently for him by the exit. Akaashi smiled and looked back down, feeling butterflies in his stomach before he turned to his friend, âOkay, Iâm going to give it to her,âÂ
âGood luck, âKaashi!â She cheered halfheartedly.Â
âGet your girl, Akaashi!â Bokutoâs loud voice startled her from behind and she snapped her head towards him with a frown, âOh, hey! Youâre here too!â He grinned. She watched Akaashi approach you hesitantly. He gently tapped your shoulder and smiled handing you the poem heâd written for you. âDo you wanna get closer so we can eavesdrop?â Bokuto suggested with a raised brow.Â
âThatâs kinda wrong though, isnât it?â She folded her arms over her chest. âNot if they donât notice!â Bokuto grabbed her wrist and pulled her along towards you and Akaashi.
She rolled her eyes and frowned. It wasnât that it was âwrongâ, sheâd usually never pass up an opportunity to eavesdrop on someone elseâs personal conversations, but to be frank, she didnât really want to know the details of Akaashiâs love for you. Sheâd read enough in his heartfelt poem, but there she was, being shoved behind a bush by Bokuto as they listened closely.
âI wanted you to have that, Iâve been working on it for a while,â Akaashi said, a bit nervous, âI wrote it for you, so I hope you like it,â a soft, closed-eyed smile spread across his lips as he looked at you,Â
âThatâs so sweet of you, Keiji!â You grinned, a faint blush tainting your cheeks as you looked at your feet, âThank you so much, I feel really special,â you giggled, looking at the piece of paper, but not reading it yet, âIâll read it when I get home, is that alright?â
âThatâs perfect,â he said.Â
Bokuto frowned and folded his arms, causing them to rustle against the bush. Akaashi and your heads snapped towards the sound and he pushed you behind him defensively.
âBokuto!â the girl whisper-shouted, âYou scared them!â âShhh!â his hushing was louder than she was, and it made Akaashi frown, but breath a small sigh of relief.Â
âBokuto, I see you behind there, you can come out,â he said, relaxing the arm that had went to barricade you behind him.Â
You smiled at him, ignoring the other two, âYou protected me, Keiji, even if it ended up being just from Bokuto,â you got on your toes and hesitated for a moment before kissing his cheek. His eyes went wide for a moment, then he relaxed. âOf course, y/n,â he said, coughing into his hand to hide his furious blush.
âHey! Weâre still here yâknow!â Bokuto frowned.Â
âWe?â Akaashi raised a brow.Â
The girl popped out from behind the bush as well, âFor the record, this wasnât my idea,â she said, âSorry y/n, sorry Akaashi,âÂ
âItâs alright!â you laughed.Â
Akaashi shrugged, âWell, we should go before it gets any later, itâs already dark, your parents probably want you home, right?â you nodded, âRight, then letâs go,â he waved his friends goodbye and smiled at you one more time, âThank you for coming to our practice tonight, I think I did a lot better with you there, maybe you could try coming to more of our games, I do better when youâre there too,â he suggested. You nodded happily.
The girl really wished she hadnât come to snoop on you guys. Akaashi had never invited her to his games, she always just showed up, or Bokuto would invite her.Â
He certainly never smiled at her like that either.Â
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Laughter filled the air. Something Akaashi said had made you crack up, and his attention was trained solely on you as he watched your reaction with adoration. The girl didnât even know what heâd said that was so funny, she wasnât paying attention, but she took notice of how your smile seemed to light him up inside.
Recently when you were around her, all she could think about was how worthless she was in comparison to you. She felt guilty for feeling that way, youâd never given her a reason to feel that way, youâd never been rude to her. She actually liked you a lot and she was sure you could be great friends.Â
If Akaashi werenât in love with you.Â
That alone changed everything. She was nothing to him when compared to what you were to him. He looked at you like you were made of diamonds and gold and everything precious, and if you were made of all those things, then she was made of dirt and cobblestone; she was there, but what purpose did she serve if no one admired her, if he didnât admire her?
âI think Iâm gonna head out,â the girl said, feeling like she was talking to herself.Â
Bokuto was the first to acknowledge her, âAw, okay, see you at school on Monday!â He smiled. She forced a smile onto her face, âYeah,âÂ
âOh! Youâre leaving?â You asked, âDo you want us to walk home with you?âÂ
The girl shook her head, âItâs not dark yet, donât worry about it,â she wished youâd make it easy for her to hate you.Â
âLet us know when youâre home safe then,â you smiled.Â
âYeah,â she wished it were Akaashi saying that.Â
âSee you later,â was all he said.Â
âYep,â she said back.Â
The girl waved goodbye to the three of you and left the small cafe. It was usual for her, Bokuto, and Akaashi to hang out there on Saturdays, but youâd joined them that week. She liked your company, but not when you were Akaashiâs company too.Â
âI think Iâd better go too, I have some errands to run, Iâll see you guys later!â You told them.
Akaashi stood up as you did, âAlright,â he said, âWould you like to do this again next weekend?â You nodded and he smiled, âGreat! Iâll talk to you later, y/n, be safe,âÂ
âBye Akaashi!â you smiled and waved, âBye Bokuto!â they both waved at you and smiled.
âCatch âya later y/n!â Bokuto grinned, and as you stepped out of the building. He turned to his friend. Akaashiâs expression was strange, he looked almost confused, âYou good there?âÂ
âHuh? Oh, Iâm sorry,â he said, âItâs just, do you think sheâs avoiding us?âÂ
Bokuto tilted his head, âWho, y/n? No way! Sheâs crazy about us,â he smirked, âespecially you,âÂ
Akaashi shook his head with a light blush, âNo, not her,âÂ
âOh,â Bokuto realized, âWell, can I let you in on a little secret?â Akaashi quirked a brow, âSo, basically, she and I were talking a few days ago and she told me that she likes you,â Akaashi narrowed his eyes, âDonât tell her I said anything though,â
He was a bit taken aback, âShe knows that Iâm not interested though, why would she do that to herself,â a frown formed on his face, Bokuto chuckled, âThe heart wants what it wants, Akaashi,â he said.Â
âI suppose it does.âÂ
-
The girl sat on one end of Akaashiâs living room sofa, and he sat on the other. They looked at each other, neither of them speaking for a while. She kept her eyes trained on him and his gaze didnât waver either. It was strange and left an uncomfortable feeling in her chest.
âSo,â she started finally, âHow are things going with y/n?âÂ
He nodded and shrugged, âGood,âÂ
She frowned, âJust âgoodâ? You usually never shut up about her,âÂ
âWell, I donât wanna bother you,â he said.Â
âWhy would it bother me?â She laughed nervously. He looked at her with eyes that spoke louder than his words, âOh,â she bit her bottom lip, âYou know?â He nodded. âWell you donât have to feel bad for me, itâs not your fault I feel the way I do.âÂ
âI know that, but maybe if we shouldnât talk about y/n,â he said. She couldnât tell if he was just looking out for himself or if he was trying to be sensitive. The latter seemed more logical.
That pissed her off.Â
âI donât want your pity,â the girl hissed, âI already told you, Akaashi, you donât have to feel bad for me,â she said lowly, hee arms folded over her chest.Â
âIâm sorry,â âStop!â âStop what?â Akaashi looked hurt.Â
âStop apologizing like you did something wrong!â She was shouting. She didnât mean to, but everything was rubbing her the wrong way in that moment, if he so much as breathed wrong, she thought she might explode, âIâm gonna go,â she grumbled, standing up and grabbing her jacket.Â
Akaashi sat there for a moment wondering what to say, but by the time heâd figured it out, the door to his house had already swung shut.Â
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âHey, y/n!â The girl called out as she jogged to catch up to you.Â
âOh, hey,â you smiled, stopping in your tracks and turning to face her, âWhatâs up?â
âDo you have a minute? Thereâs something Iâd like to talk to you about,â she said hesitantly. Something about her demeanor made you feel uneasy.
Your face fell, âOh,â a forced smile crept onto your face, âIâm getting in the way of you and Akaashi, arenât I?â you asked, âLook, Iâm really sorry, but I like him a lot, I donât think I wanna back down,âÂ
She laughed at herself for being so obvious about her feelings, âDonât worry,â she sighed, âI wasnât going to ask you to back off,â a shaky breath escaped her, âHe likes you a lot too, actually,â she said, âthatâs what I was gonna tell you,âÂ
âOh,â you said, all other words falling short, âOh,â you said again, âIâm so sorry, I feel like an asshole,â The girl shook her head, âDonât,â she said, âI wasnât being very clear,â she smiled, âI know I should have let him tell you and all, but for some stupid reason heâs really worried that you donât feel the same way...â she trailed of when her eyes met Akaashiâs as he neared the two of you, âI have to go, y/n, Iâll talk to you later,â she quickly excused herself without giving you a chance to say anything back. Your face fell, and Akaashiâs hand on your shoulder startled you briefly.Â
You watched as the girl receded into the darkness, she looked sad and the way she walked was lonely, as though sheâd never been able to walk side by side with someone, like she was always trailing behind. You felt guilty. If your roles were reversed you might not have given up as easily as she did. She was a good person, she wanted him to be happy so badly that she forfeited the rights to her own happiness.Â
Slowly, you turned towards Akaashi.Â
He noticed the troubled expression on your face, âAre you alright?â he asked worriedly, âDid you catch a cold while waiting for me out here? I told you that you donât have to wait for me,â
âThatâs not it,â you said quietly.Â
He furrowed his brows, âDid I do something wrong then? Whatever it was, Iâm-â âAkaashi, I donât think Iâm the right person for you,âÂ
His heart stopped beating for a moment.Â
He forced a brief smile onto his face, âRight, I understand,â he looked at you sadly, âIâm sorry, I should have realized you werenât interested,âÂ
âNo, thatâs not it Akaashi,â
âYou donât have to sugarcoat it, I can handle the truth, y/n,â he said.Â
âAkaashi, I really donât mean it like that,â your voice was pleading and your eyes flashed with nothing but honesty, âYouâre the sweetest guy Iâve ever met, really you are, but-â âBut you donât see me as anything more than a friend, right?âÂ
âBut thereâs someone else who deserves you more than I do,â you corrected.Â
He frowned in confusion, and the expression ever so slowly dissipated as he realized who you were talking about, ây/n, I donât have any feelings for her, and you canât force me to because my heart is already set on you,â a smile spread across his lips, âThat poem I wrote, it wasnât just for  you, it was about you, if you hadnât figured that out already,â he said, âand I meant every word, Iâve truly never felt this way for someone.â Akaashi took your hand in his and you drew in a sharp breath as his face inched closer to yours, his lips quickly brushing yours before pulling away. You smiled and giggled, wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling him close. Your eyes sparkled and his did too, but it wasnât the stars or the moon that made them do so, it was love in itâs purest form. Akaashiâs arms slid around your waist and he held you against him, his head fell into the crook of your neck and a huge smile spread across his lips as his eyes fluttered shut. When he opened them again, they were met by another pair in the distance.
The girl offered him a half hearted smile and a thumbs up, mouthing, âI told you so,â
She told him it would end up like this, she told him you liked him back; she told him so.Â
He was never the one who needed to be told, though.Â
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The Marriage Project (7)
ITâS FINALLY HERE! MY FAVORITE CHAPTER OF THIS SERIES!!! Consider it a little Christmas gift from me to yâall :) thereâs plenty more to come, but I loveee the vibes of this one so much
Story Masterlist
Word Count: 3491
Warnings: Some language but Iâm pretty sure thatâs it
% approximately the end of the 2nd week of October %
You stood on the Hollandâs front porch Sunday afternoon holding a rust red jumpsuit over one shoulder and your volleyball bag on the other.Â
It was nippy out, probably 50-something fahrenheit, but youâd tucked your long sleeved jersey into some black sweats and tossed on your letterman. You had decided to wear your favorite jersey, which was black except for the stripe down each sleeve in your school colors and the white words and number on the torso.
Since you were taking pictures, you straightened your hair again and put on some light makeup to complete the look.
Paddy opened the front door, looking star struck.
âOh, hey Paddy. How are you?â
He stared up at you, flustered.
âI, um. Good?â
You gave a big smile.
âGood to hear. Mind if I come in? Itâs kinda cold out.â
âOh, yeah. Sure.â
He stepped out of the way and shut the door behind you. Inside, Tom was running around frantically, grabbing various clothing items and stuffing them in a bag. He noticed you as he passed by.
âHey, y/n. Sorry, just trying to get all my football stuff together. It just came out of the dryer.â
You watched in amusement as he rushed back and forth. Nikki came and stood next to you.
âI love my sons, but they can be a real mess sometimes,â she joked. âLet's go put your things in the car while he gets himself together.â
You set the bag in the back of her SUV and hung the jumpsuit hanger on a loop to prevent it from wrinkling. You were talking in the garage when Tom burst through the door, a duffel bag on his shoulder.
âOkay, sorry. I couldnât find one of my cleats,â he explained, tossing his own bag in the back. He didnât yet put on his uniform since the pads would get uncomfortable, so Tom just wore some jeans and a tee for the ride.
âY/n, do you want to hop in front? Iâm sure Tom wouldnât mind,â Nikki said, raising her eyebrows at her son.
âAre you sure? I donât mind either way.â
âItâs fine. We can just switch on the way home,â Tom replied. You found it odd that he didnât press but assumed it had something to do with his mom standing nearby.
With that, you loaded up and started the hour long drive. The time passed quickly as you conversed with Nikki, telling her about your plans for after high school. In the backseat, Tom dabbed a little bit of his mom's foundation over the still-discolored parts of his cheek.
Eventually, you got to a small neighborhood and pulled up to a cute cabin. As you and Tom retrieved your things from the trunk, an elderly couple appeared on the front porch.
âHey, mom. Hey, dad,â Nikki began, hugging them. She gestured to you, âThis is y/n. You might recognize her from Tomâs soccer games and some academic things, sheâs on the girls team and very smart.â
You blushed at the compliments.
âWhy, yes, I have seen you. Itâs nice to meet you, dear. Just call us grandma and grandpa,â Nikkiâs mother said as you were shaking hands with her husband.Â
She walked up and enveloped you in a hug. As you awkwardly wrapped your own arms around her, you looked over her shoulder to find Tom shrugging sheepishly at you.
She pulled away, holding you at an arm's length.
âWell you are just the prettiest thing, arenât you?â You blushed at her kindness and thanked her. âNow what are we all doing standing around out here? Come on in! I made cookies while you were on the way so theyâre still warm.â
She ushered everyone in, Tom holding open the screen door for the group. Tom directed you to a spare room to set down your bags and hang your jumpsuit while Nikki got her camera things together.
You were sat around the dining room eating cookies discussing the afternoonâs timeline. You and Tom would take your sports pictures, then everyone would eat around five, and then youâd go back out in regular clothes for golden hour at around six.
After a few minutes, Nikki finished getting her lens ready.
âOkay. Tom, why donât you go put on your football uniform and meet us down at the dock. Y/n, do you need to get anything else for your volleyball pictures?â
You answered yes, walking with Tom to the room to grab your volleyball shoes and ball. You were waiting to take off your sweatpants until you got outside for two reasons: it was cold, and you felt weird about walking around his grandparentsâ house in only spandex shorts.
The dock wasnât far, you could see it from the top of the wooden staircase built into the side of the hill the cabin sat on.
You and Nikki conversed as you walked down, discussing ideas of poses and where youâd stand.
You shimmied out of your sweats once you got to the dock, draping them over a metal chair covered in dead leaves. The cold air gave your legs goosebumps, but you sucked it up. You were just glad youâd remembered to shave your legs above anything else.Â
Nikki directed you around some trees, had you toss your hair over your shoulder, and took a few pictures with you in your letterman. It had been about 15 minutes when Tom came down in his football gear, helmet and ball in hand.
âOh, perfect. Tom, would you mind tossing some leaves for me? I have a neat idea for a shot.â
She had you stand in front of the water and palm the volleyball as Tom sent a handful of leaves in the air around you. You tried a few with a serious expression and some while laughing. After a few more shots that included you sitting on the dock, she had Tom jump in next to you.
âOkay, y/n, I want you to stand with the ball on your right side like that, and then Tom, get on her left and hold the helmet by the facemask,â she pointed around, guiding you. âGood! Okay now y/n, put your weight on your left leg and Tom, raise your chin. Serious faces people!âÂ
There were clicks and flashes as she continued to direct you in slightly different poses. One cool shot had each of you palming your respective sports balls in front of you.
âOkay, are you good with those, y/n? Is there anything else you want in your jersey before I start working on Tomâs?âÂ
You shook your head and gestured for her to move on with Tomâs pictures. By now your legs were used to the cold, so you refrained from putting your sweats back on, instead just standing behind Nikki watching Tom model like heâd been doing it his whole life.
Oh right⊠he has
His mom and he worked together well, as if they were reading each otherâs minds.Â
You studied the way Tom looked. After all these years, youâd never really looked at him intently enough to see the way he filled out his uniform so well.Â
His biceps bulged when he moved his arms to flex for a couple shots, and the tight pants and pads around his legs gave the illusion of massive thigh muscles. As you looked back up, his necklace caught your eye.Â
He hadnât tucked it in completely, instead letting it dangle over his jersey, the red ârubyâ glinting in the afternoon sunlight. You smiled at the fact heâd left it on, then looked down at your own hand. Youâd forgotten to take yours off, too.
Would it be noticeable in the pictures? Was there a possibility family members would start asking if youâd secretly gotten engaged when you eventually shared the shots online? Maybe, but you decided it wasnât a big enough deal to worry about. Some had already pestered you Friday at dinner.
You didnât realize how long youâd been out there when a cowbell began ringing from above you.Â
âOh! Thatâs mom. Dinner must be about ready. Letâs head back up. I think we got enough, Tom,â Nikki explained.
She started heading up the stairs as you grabbed your ball and sweats, and Tom was waiting for you at the bottom, holding his jersey and pads so he was only left in a compression shirt on top. He started up a few steps ahead of you.Â
Woah. His ass looks really nice in those pants was the first thought that popped into your head when you looked up. Oh wait. Shit, what am I saying?
You tried to avoid looking as you continued up the hill. By the time you reached the top, Nikki was already entering the house and Tom was again waiting for you. You passed right by him when he spoke up.
âYouâre really gonna go in the house like that?â
You stopped and turned back to face him.
âWhat do you mean?â
âI mean, you really want to walk into the home of my elderly grandparents with your ass hanging out?â
Right. The whole point of the sweats.
You set the volleyball down while you pulled them on.
âNow Iâm not going to say that I minded the view or anything but-â you slapped him in the chest before you tugged on the waistband, hopping a little to make them sit just right and tightening the strings, then picked your ball off the ground.
âDonât be talking about my ass that way! Nasty.â
âSorry, sorry, I had to say it.â He put his hands up in mock surrender.
âWell if youâre gonna say that, then Iâm allowed to do this,â you said, right before giving him a light slap on his own butt and darting to the house.
âOhhh, Iâll get you for that!â he cried, following you in.
You were both chattering as you entered the dining room, where Nikki and her parents were setting up the tableware.
âAlrighty, we have some roast chicken and potatoes and green beans tonight. Hope you all enjoy!â the older woman said before sitting down. The smell made your stomach growl quietly.
You all made up plates and chowed down. Tomâs grandpa sat at the head of the table, with his wife and daughter on his left, and Tom and you on the right.
You and Tom were talking about school things when his grandma addressed you.
âSo, y/n. How long have you and Tom been dating?âÂ
You furrowed your brows, then looked between Tom and her, an awkward tension filling the room.
âUm, grandma⊠she isnât my girlfriend,â Tom said for you. You gave him a light squeeze on the thigh to signify thanks.
âOh! Oh my goodness I had no idea! You two just seemed so close that I just assumed you were together. Sorry about that!â
You talked a little bit longer as you finished dinner, but now things felt a little uncomfortable.Â
What were we doing that seemed couple-y? Could they see our little spat outside?
You took your plates to the kitchen before heading back with Tom to change into your other clothes. Since it was already almost six, you both just changed in the room, backs to each other.
You slid out of your sweats and tugged off the jersey, leaving on the spandex shorts under your jumpsuit since they didnât show through. It was sleeveless, so you needed to change into a different bra. You glanced behind you quickly to make sure Tom was still turned around.
He was, but he was butt ass naked. You turned back towards the wall quickly, eyes wide. You assumed it had to do with the fact he wore a jockstrap under his uniform, but dear God did he have to take off everything at once?
You were scarred to say the least.
You ripped off one bra and fumbled to put the other one on before sliding the shoulder straps of your outfit on all the way. By the time you were done, Tom was at least wearing jeans and tugging on a white tee.
You finally slipped on some wedges and refixed your hair in the mirror.Â
âReady to head down?â you asked.
âWhy donât you go on without me. Iâll be down here in a few. I need to restyle my hair,â he explained, sliding his own letterman jacket on.Â
You accepted that and headed back outside and down the steps where Nikki was waiting, shooting pictures of the lake.
âOh, I love that color on you, it compliments the autumn theme well,â Nikki said as you began taking pictures. Eventually Tom appeared, too. He had another shirt in hand for when he was done with his letter jacket.
You let them take those pictures real quick, and then Tom changed, buttoning up a flannel thatâs colors matched your own outfit. You were sitting on the dock balcony posing when Tom appeared next to his mother, who noticed the coordination immediately.
âThis is amazing! Tom, go stand in front of y/n and cross your arms, and y/n, drape an arm over his shoulder⊠uh huh just like that⊠yes thatâs good!â she directed you.
Tom helped you hop down after a few different shots and you went to stand with Nikki as she took more photos of her son.
The sun was setting quickly, so she was about to call it a night.
âOkay, you two, I just need you to get together for a couple final pictures. Act like you like each other for at least a few minutes.â
You couldnât help but snort as you stepped up next to Tom, him putting an arm over your shoulder as your arm snaked around his waist. She was taking pictures when Tom muttered out the corner of his mouth,
âYour handâs a little close there.â
Knowing exactly what he meant, you slid your hand down his back, resting it on top of his butt.
âI have no idea what youâre talking about,â you feigned innocence.Â
He gave you a look that said âIâm onto you,â so you did what any rational person would do in that scenario.Â
You squeezed his buttcheek.Â
It must have scared him or tickled or something, because he about jumped from his skin, jaw dropped.
âOh Iâll get you for that now!â he exclaimed, picking you up and tossing you over his shoulder.
You squealed and laughed and kicked your legs as one hand traveled along your waist tickling you. In the chaos, you didnât notice the rapid clicks of the camera shutter. He kept you off the ground for a few more seconds before finally setting you down carefully.
âRethinking that now?â he asked, eyebrows raised in amusement as you stared up at him, pouting.Â
âIâd do it again just to see your jaw hit the floor honestly.â
He rolled his eyes when some lights around the deck kicked on, not adding much brightness to the darkening sky.
âWell that looks like our cue to wrap things up. The lights going up the stairs wonât be much better, and I donât want anyone to fall,â Nikki explained.
Once again, she headed up first, leaving the two of you somewhat alone. Now that it was dark, the air made you grab your upper arms and shiver.
âHere, put this on,â Tom said, holding up his letter jacket.
âOh, Iâm fine. Itâll only take a minute to get to the house.â
âNo seriously, you look like youâre freezing. Plus, I wonât have to carry it,â he joked.
You rolled your eyes and snatched it from his hand, sliding your bare arms into the sleeves. His jacket was at least a size bigger than yours, so it basically swallowed you. He chuckled.
âCome on. I donât want you getting lost up the stairs since youâve practically disappeared under my jacket.â
He put his hand between your shoulder blades, guiding you to step ahead of him as the darkness began to set in.
%Â
Youâd changed back into your sweats and put on a tee and your own letter jacket and were now loading up Nikkiâs car to head back home.Â
After walking back to the house, you had all sat around and visited a bit longer until realizing it was half past nine and there was an hourâs drive ahead of you.
âCome back anytime, dear. You were a real delight,â Nikkiâs mom said, squeezing you into another hug.Â
âThank you, grandma. Iâll keep that in mind.â
âWill you be at Tomâs senior night here in a few weeks? Iâd love to see you there,â she said, holding your hands in hers.
âYeah, I always try to go to the games. Iâm hoping to be on homecoming court this year, too, so fingers crossed.â
âOh, sweetie, if they donât vote you queen, Iâll personally come count the votes myself,â she joked, shaking her head.Â
You laughed and after final goodbyes, climbed into the back seat, expecting Tom to go up front. Instead, he slid into the other side of the back row.
âYou can sit up front, Tom. Iâm happy to stay back here,â you explained, showing that youâd already buckled in.
âOh itâs alright. Iâve already sat down, we can both stay.â
You again found it odd that he was willing to do so, but didnât push the matter.
Having spent most of the afternoon with Tomâs family, you hadnât looked at your phone much as not to seem rude, so you immediately began responding to snaps and scrolling through social media.
Tom, on the other hand, was watching Tiktoks.Â
âHey, watch this,â he said, unbuckling his seat belt and sliding into the middle spot next to you, refastening himself in.
âYou could have just given me your phone,â you said, eyebrows raised.
âLike I could trust you with that.â
He handed over an AirPod and you watched together, laughing. He continued to scroll through his for you page while you looked on.Â
After a while, your neck became strained, so you resorted to leaning your head on his shoulder. He didnât say anything, instead only tilting his cheek to rest on your head as you continued in silence.Â
A little bit later, he left the app and went to Spotify, turning on a playlist containing songs with soft beats that made you sleepy.Â
You didnât realize how tired you really were until you were being shaken awake by your nemesis, sitting up straight in realization of what happened.Â
âHey, weâre about to pull into my neighborhood,â he whispered. You just nodded in response, trying to compose yourself.
Nikki pulled into the garage and you began collecting your things from the back.
âY/n, would you like to stay in the guest room tonight? Itâs almost eleven and I wouldnât want you to feel unsafe going home.â
You thought about it for a moment before realizing you had no extra clothes and well⊠Tom.
âOh thatâs alright, my house is only 10 minutes away. Thank you though,â you told her as the three of you entered the home.Â
Nikki said her goodbyes and disappeared up the stairs for the third time that day, once again leaving you and Tom alone.
âWhy donât I walk you to your car?â Tom offered, opening the front door. You unlocked the car and Tom opened the back door for you to set your things in it. You were about to leave when something popped into your mind.
âThanks again for clarifying to your grandma earlier. I didnât want to break her heart but I wasnât sure how to let her down nicely. She seemed so excited,â you explained.
âDonât worry about it. Iâm pretty sure she would have asked any girl the same question. But she really did like you, grandpa too. He doesnât quite show it like her.â
âThatâs sweet. I enjoyed hanging out with them this evening, and the food was incredible.â
âShe does make some of the best food youâll ever eat, but you should taste grandpaâs grilled steaks. Those are a real treat.â
âWell, youâll have to bring me again some time. Oh, and thanks for letting me use you as a pillow in the car. I didnât mean to fall asleep.â
You knew your face had turned pink, but you could see Tomâs redden as well.
âDonât mention it. I actually ended up sleeping for a little bit, too.â
A silence fell around you, so you eventually said your goodbyes and hopped into your driverâs seat.Â
You watched in your rearview mirror as Tom stayed standing on his sidewalk until you had driven a few yards off, eventually meandering back to the house.
There was a familiar flutter in your stomach as your lips turned up into a smile.
Maybe heâs not as bad as I always thought.
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jhgfdfghjkhgf i was going to just post this in the videoâs comment section but for some reason thatâs not working so hereâre act one of the william and mary play:
Mary: Look, youâre my best friend, okay? And, um, best friends tell each other everything, right? Oh my god. Excuse me. Oh, Maria Regina, it was awful! He was awful, William, my Dutch cousin, or as father likes to call him âthe Dutch Dogâ *laughs*⊠I had the honor of being forced to dine with the extended family. My little Dutch cousin Williamâ and was he rude! Oh my god. He spent the entire meal either staring at me or grimacing at the food. No manners. And heâs old too, like, at least thirty, not that youâd know by looking at him, heâs very short, but old enough to know better, and all that I could hear the entire time was his breathingâ no, no, noâ wheezing, with his tiny little child-sized mouth. *imitates wheezing* [indecipherable] âcause he had [indecipherable] big monster of a nose to use, but I guess that was out of commission. And King Charles IIâ God save himâ and all twelve of his spaniels, seated at the table, eating off of the platesâ how am I related to these people?
Anne: Mary!
Mary: Shh! Shh! My sister! Weâre fighting! Oh god. Uncle Charlesâ God save himâ William... ew. Iâve never fit in with this entire family and now I find out that my sisterâs been ta⊠my sisterâ No, no I will not stand here and idly gossip. My sisterâ no. Shâ no. Shâ no. Shâ nope! Betty!
Betty: Yes, your ladyship?
Mary: Um, take Maria Regina will you?
Betty: Yes, your ladyship. Anne has been screaming for you, your ladyship.
Mary: Yes, tell her Iâm dead.
Betty: Yes, your ladyship.
Mary: No, donât, thatâll get her hopes up. Tell her that Iâm restingâ exhausted from a fascinating dinner with our exotic Dutch cousin.
Betty: Yes, your ladyship.
Mary: And I can trust you all? Oh, um, and would you bring me an ink, pen, and paper?
Betty: Yes, your ladyship.
Mary: Howâs this? Dearest, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear... girlfriendâ no, no, no... loverâ no, too saucyâ um... husband? Yeah⊠itâs a woman, but weâre gonna call her a husband. Donât get confused! Um, dearest husband, after my prayers to all-mighty God, Iâve come to make peace with you, for it is a strange thing for a man and a wife to quarrel. What more can I say to prove that I love with more zeal than any lover can? You are loved with a love never known by manâ
Anne: Mary!
Mary: You are loved more than can be expressedâ
Anne: Mary!
Mary: By your ever-obedientâ
Anne: Mary!
Mary: SHUT UP!! âwife. But to my great sorrow, I find out that youâve been corresponding with *whispered* my sister!
Anne: Mary!
Mary: Shut up! Oh, to be your humble servant! To kiss the ground where you goâ
Anne: What are you doing?!
Mary: Shut up! Oh, to be your dog on a string, your fish in a net, your limber troutâ
Anne: She writes me too, you know!
Mary: No, she doesnât!
Anne: Yes, she does!
Mary: Shut up! [indecipherable] If my letter has made the effect, dear âhusbandâ, on your hard ear, I may without scruple call you my dearest, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear husband.
Anne: She is not your husband and your letter to her are weird. Also, she sends me letters and calls me her husband and loves me more than she loves you and youâre a lesbian!
Mary: That word doesnât even exist yet, Anne!
Anne: Lesbian!
Mary: Keep your voice down!
Anne: She writes me more letters.
Mary: Our love is forbidden.
Anne: Get over yourself!
Mary: She knows unlike you Iâll be queen!
Anne: Whatever. I donât care. I donât even want to be queen.
Mary: Oh, good, cause you never will be.
Anne: Of course I will! When your head gets so damned big from all the bullshit praise, even your ugly, masculine, lesbian neck wonât be able to support its weight. Snap! And your head will fall off, like our poor headless grandpa Charlesâ
Mary and Anne: God save him!
Mary: To imagine the death of a monarch is treason, I could look you in the Tower.
Anne: You couldnât!
Mary: When Iâm queen.
Anne: You wouldnât!
Mary: I could!
Anne: Nu-uh!
Mary: Uh-huh!
Anne: You wouldnât be the first queen to do that to a little sister.
Mary: Well, you came in here and started it.
Anne: I know. I have something to tell you.
Mary: You couldâve waited!
Anne: I have a memory. About mummy.
Mary: Did you? Really? Would you tell me?
Anne: When we knew she wouldnât make it much longer, she asked me to come to her bedside. She had just got her blood let, so she was speaking very openly.
Mary: Itâs okay, Anne!
Anne: She asked me âDo you know why I named your older sister Mary but named you after me?â
Mary: Why?
Anne: Mummy said⊠âBecause prefer you to that bitch older sister!â
Mary: Leave!
Anne: Mom liked me more!
Mary: I was named after a queen!
Anne: Yeah, Bloody Mary! âOh, look at me! Iâm named after a fat, bloated Tudor Catholic!â
Mary and Anne: *spit*
Mary: Leave!
Anne: I just came in here to ask how dinner went.
Mary: It was lovely. Leave!
Anne: Was it? I bet it was boring.
Mary: Only for a child but when youâre fifteen years old you appreciate stimulating conversation!
Anne: [indecipherable]
Mary: Good!
Anne: Was he⊠stimulating?
Mary: Ew! I mean⊠yes.
Anne: What was he like?
Mary: Tall, dark, handsome.
Anne: Really? Tall, dark, and handsome?
Mary: Mmyeah.
Anne: Iâm jealous.
Mary: You should be.
Anne: Did he stare at you?
Mary: What? No.
Anne: I guess he wouldnât. Not after what I have heard.
Mary: Oh, I donât even want to hear your idle gossipâ what did you hear?
Anne: Oh, itâs just that father told me that Uncle Charlesâ
Mary and Anne: God save him!
Anne: âTried to marry you off to him.
Mary: What?
Anne: For some Dutch alliance.
Mary: What?
Anne: Yeah. He turned you down though.
Mary: He turned me down?
Anne: Three times.
Mary: What?
Anne: And here I was going to come in and make fun of you! I thought William was a tiny little goblin man. That wouldâve been so embarrassing!
Mary: RightâŠ
Anne: If you were turned down by an ugly little goblin man.
Mary: RightâŠ
Anne: Three times!
Mary: Leave!
Anne: Why?
Mary: Leave!
Anne: I thought he was stimulating!
Mary: I want to be alone!
Anne: Mary the Martyr, youâre so weird! Maybe youâll actually fit in if you didnât lock yourself in your room all the time writing creepy letters. Some queen youâll be! Youâre friends with a fish!
Mary: Well, I will be queen whether I want to or not!
Anne: Mary the Martyr, youâre engaged to Louis the fucking XIV, what right do you have to be mad at me?
Mary: ...Have you seen the latest portrait of Louis?
Anne: Yeah!
Mary and Anne: *squee*
Anne: Heâs fucking gorgeous! Even for a Catholic!
Mary and Anne: *spit*
Anne: Milky skin, so fucking rich! Full deep eyes, tight little French assâŠ
Mary: Anne! God is listening!
Anne: [indecipherable] Iâm just appreciating the work! Those portraits are rarely accurate though. You saw the portrait of Uncle Charlesâ
Mary and Anne: God save him!
Anne: âHe looked like a Roman god dipped in oil.
Mary: What?
Anne: He glistened Mary! Like a buttered up Roman statue! In reality, he looks more like butter. Well⊠butter with syphilis.
Mary: Oh my god, you can be quite cruel Anne.
Anne: Iâm destined to marry one of our fat, inbred cousins, so Iâm allowed to be.
Mary: Sorry.
Anne: Yeah, itâs whatever. Well, Iâm going! Unlike you I actually have friends to hang out with.
Mary: Oh, bad company ruins good morals.
Anne: Fuck you! See you at dinner.
Mary: Thatâs why that little Dutch dwarf was staring at me. Oh my God, could you imagine that tiny, wheezing little man crawling into your bed every nightâ oh my god, itâs an offensive thought! But the most offensive part? He said no! He said no to me! Oh my God, the man is a slug! William of Orangeâ blegh! And Uncle Charlesâ God save himâ tried to make me marry that, not that I wouldâve! No! I wouldâve told him off, right to his face. Iâm not afraid of him! I will not be made a sacrificial lamb. I wouldâve told him off to his face! Right to his tiny, regal, little mustache: âNo, Uncle! You may be king, but I will not marry that creature! Put me in chains; lock me in the Tower; feed me to the ghost of Cromwell; I absolutely refuse to marry that creature!â I wouldâve told him off. I will not be made a sacrificial lamb!
*fanfare*
Mary: Oh, Jesus Christ.
Betty: Your uncle, King Charles IIâ God save himâ is here your ladyship.
Mary: Okay, send him in.
Betty: Yes, your ladyship.
*dogs yapping*
Charles: Quiet, quiet, quiet! [indecipherable] Good doggy-woggys! Now, niece!
Mary: Oh, Uncle, God save youâ
Charles: Rise dear! Youâre one of the few girls at court Iâd rather not see on her knees.
Mary: Ohâ ew.
Charles: Oyster?
Groom of the Stool: Yes, your majesty! *grunting*
Charles: Iâve just come from your mother and fatherâs apartments.
Mary: Sheâs not my mother.
Charles: Charming lady, your new mummy. Sheâs got those bovine hips, so I assume sheïżœïżœll be plopping out heirs as soon as Jamesâ dousing rod directs her away from foreign [indecipherable].
Mary: Oh my God.
Charles: Oyster?
Groom of the Stool: Yes, your majesty! *grunting*
Charles: If God is goodâ and we know he isâ sheâll give birth to a few boys before sheâs spent. Women are quite fragile, as you know Mary. Itâs especially hard with our good Stuart stock andâ Oh, Dicky, no, no hump, no hump, daddy has a [indecipherable]. Might we can hope for a few younger brothersâ youâd like that, wouldnât you Mary?
Mary: Oh, yes, dear uncle. How I love being an older sister to our dear, simple Anne and how Iâd revel in the opportunity to be an older sister again.
Charles: Oyster?
Groom of the Stool: Yes, your majesty! *grunting*
Charles: [indecipherable] England [indecipherable] worry that another woman would take the throne.
Mary: Yes, poor England.
Charles: Yes.
Mary: Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Charles: Dicky! If that heifer can squeeze out just one little boy, England is saved! Oh, Mary, you see itâs not that women shouldnât be involved in politics, itâs that they canât. Their brains arenât built for it! I donât even know if you can comprehend what Iâm saying to you right now!
Mary: Iâm lost.
Charles: Yes, I assumed so. Oyster?
Groom of the Stool: Yes, your majesty! *grunting*
Charles: *chocking, spits* [indecipherable] Go on, up! [indecipherable] Now, where were we? Yesâ women are not fit to rule.
Mary: Sorry, once more.
Charles: I am king.
Mary: You are king.
Charles: I am a great king.
Mary: You are a great king.
Charles: Women⊠cannot be kings.
Mary: No, theyâre queens.
Charles: âŠVery good Mary! Iâm very proud. Thatâs a real thought you just had!
Mary: Iâm lost again.
Charles: So, if I am king and women�
Mary: Canât be kings.
Charles: Then women�
Mary: Canât be great kings?
Charles: Exactly! I am very impressed with your understanding of Restoration politics. As king, Iâve found it requires tremendous subtlety. OW! Dicky, get off! Dicky, donât letâ! God, you bastard! Bite that hand that feeds you, ey? Groom of the Stool!
Groom of the Stool: Yes, your majesty?
Charles: Lock him in the Tower!
Groom of the Stool: Yes, your majesty.
Charles: You made a big mistake, Dicky! No [indecipherable] bites a sovereign.
Groom of the Stool: Yes, your majesty!
Charles: Now, let us break our conversation into greater areas regarding your sex.
Mary: Ah, like needle crappy gossip.
Charles: And⊠boys.
Mary: Ah, yes, boys.
Charles: And⊠marriage.
Mary: Ah, yes, my purpose in life.
Charles: You a beautiful Stuart girlâ Protestantâ a large Protestant wedding to a regal, Protestant husband.
Mary: No, ha, Louisâ Catholic.
Charles: Louis? Yes, heâs Catholic.
Mary: Right, but you just saidâ
Charles: You, a beautiful Stuart girlâÂ
Mary: Oh no!
Charles: A large Protestant weddingâ
Mary: Oh, god!
Charles: To a regalâ
Mary: No!
Charles: Protestant...
Mary: Please!
Charles: Did you enjoy dinner last night? You [indecipherable] to impressed your cousin.
Mary: No.
Charles: William! Were you taken by him, Mary?
Mary: *bahing*
Charles: He was very taken by you.
Mary: *bahing*
Charles: Your first cousin, so youâll have a lot in common!
Mary: *bahing*
Charles: My dead sisterâs boy! She was a real bitch.
Mary: *bahing*
Charles: And youâll have the line of succession, so you wonât have to worry about being queen, Mary. William can handle it. Sorry heâs such a cold, ugly bastard.
Mary: *spluttering*
Charles: Your Catholic father *spits* is pissed. Not surprising, but I ordered him to shut the fuck up about it. The wedding is next week. La~!
Mary: Wait! Anne!
Charles: Oh, youâre too thoughtful, dear girl! Anne will be fine on her own.
Mary: No, no, no, marry Anne off to William!
Charles: Certainly not! Youâre next in line after your idiot father. Weâll marry Anne off to one of the fat, inbred cousins.
Mary: But I learned French!
Charles: And now youâll get to learn Dutch! Itâs not a beautiful language, but it matches the people. The king exits!
Mary: *sobbing*
*church music / exert of âAriaâ by Marco Rosano*
Priest: Gathered! His Royal Highness Charles II!
Ensemble: GOD SAVE HIM!
Priest: The brideâs father James (the eventual second)â what? Your father refused to attend!
Mary: *sobbing*
Priest: We are gathered today in the eyes of our Protestant God to witness the eternal joining of two people, and more importantly, two nations. Our beloved England and our at-least-for-the-time-being-not-enemy Holland.
*fanfare*
Priest: The Dutch Stand Stadtholder! ...William? ...The Prince of Orange!
William: *violent coughing*
Priest: William? You good?
William: Ja.
Priest: Do you need a minute?
William: [indecipherable]
Priest: Okay! So⊠the, uh⊠the Dutch Stadtholder! The Prince of Orangâ William?
William: *violent coughing* [indecipherable]
Priest: We are gatheredâ we areâ weâre gatheredâ we are gatheredâ gatheredâ and we are gatheredâ
William: [Dutch word]
Priest: Pardon?
William: [Dutch word]
Priest: Sorry, Iâ
William: [Dutch word], stepping [Dutch word].
Priest: Oh, yes. *groaning* NOW! We are gathered for the joining of two people, two nations, and one [indecipherable] faith. Do you, Mary, take a solemn vow to obey and honor William until youâre parted by death? Okay, good. Do you, William, take a solemn vow to take Mary as your bride and treat her with whatever respect you happen to feel like showing her? Alright, whoo! Youâre all good in here. You may kiss the bride.
William: *violent coughing*
*retro dance music* / exert of âOh! Oh! I'm Goin' Homeâ by The Peppers
Mary: Wow. Midnight. Where did the time go?
William: Time for bed.
Mary: Right. Yup. Time for bed. Itâs late and⊠itâs late and⊠itâs late and⊠itâs time for bed and thereâs the bed, itâs time for bed and⊠weâre married now.
Charles: Now, nephew! To your purpose! God save Saint George and England! *giggling*
Mary: Right, historically, um, all of that actually happened. Wellâ oh, sorry, I was talking to someone else. Well, I guess itâs late, right? Itâs late and itâs, um, time to go doâ time to doâ time to go do do do do do do do do doing of it. Ah! Wow. A ring⊠Is it for me? âŠShould I take it? âŠIâll take it. Wow⊠a ruby⊠yes, rubyâ rubies are veryâ rubies are red! Red. Rubies are⊠pink actually, now that I look at it. Funny, theyâre really much more pink. Everyone always says âruby redâ but theyâre much more pink when you look at it, oh look at that, itâsâ
William: My motherâs.
Mary: Your motherâs? Wow. Beautiful. Ring. That was your motherâs. Ring, ruby, ring, ruby, ringâ
William: Sheâs dead.
Mary: What? Oh, Iâm sorry. About thatâ that sheâs dead. What happened? Sorry! No, none of my business. Poor Mum! Um, my mom is dead. Died when I was a child so⊠I know what itâs like. To have a dead mum. *awkward laughter*
William: You donât have to smile for me. You donât have to pretend.
Mary: Dearest dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear husbandâ this is the woman again, um... Youâll find a pair of horns on your front door for⊠it appears Iâve taken another husband. HmâŠ
*whistle*
Anne: I brought you a going-away present. Itâs another goldfish.
Mary: Thank you, sister.
Anne: I knew you already that one, so youâd like it. I hope they donât eat each other. Do goldfish eat each other? Is it a long trip to Holland?
Mary: I donât know!
Anne: You seem glum. Story time! When Aunt Catherineâ
Mary and Anne: God save her!
Anne: Married Uncle Charlieâ
Mary and Anne: God save him!
Anne: She had to leave Portugal in order to marry him. She hadnât even met him yet, so I guess it could be worse.
Mary: Yes, but she came to England, Iâm leaving it!
Anne: Yeah, fair. Just trying to help.
Mary: I donât need your help, dear sister, this is my cross to bear.
Anne: Saint Mary the Martyr of English diplomacy! If only you were Catholic.
Mary and Anne: *spit*
*whistle*
Mary: Iâve never left London, thatâs what scares me the most. God be with thee, sister. God be with thee, England.
William: âŠTwo.
Mary: Oh. Yes, Anne got me one as a going-away prâ okay.
Anne: I hate him.
Mary: Well, heâs your brother now.
Anne: Please, I hated him when he was my cousin. I think you should be the first Protestant saint just for sleeping with him. I canât even imagine!
Mary: âŠNeither can I.
Anne: WHAT?! TELL ME EVERYTHING!!
Mary: Well, considering we havenât, thatâs everything to tell!
Anne: Oh my God! Youâve been married a week!
Mary: This stays between you and me, Anne!
Anne: Oh, but Mary, I have to tell my friends!
Mary: I donât like your friends!
Anne: Fuck you! The court would die if they knew!
Mary: No!
Anne: But Mary, you canât tell something this juicy and force me to hold it inside!
Mary: Shh!
Anne: But itâs not you Mary, itâs him. That puny prig.
Mary: No.
Anne: But you donât even like him!
Mary: What wife likes her husband?
Anne: Heâs so gross and I used to think you were gross, but heâs like, super gross. Oh thank God youâre not screwing! Your kids would be so groâ I didnât realize Papa hadnât told you the truth about him!
Mary: Oh, what did father say?
Anne: He buggers boys. Said he buggers boys. Said if he takes the throne, England gets two queens.
Mary: âŠIâll have nothing to do with silly, irreverent myths, Anne⊠And tell my other husband Iâll send her the new address.
Anne: Gross! [indecipherable] each other!
*Dutch folk music* / exert of âKlompe Dansâ by Camerata Trajectina
Citizen: Welkom in Nederland!
Mary: Oh, yes, thank you.
Citizen: Welkom in Nederland!
Mary: Ah, yes, thank you.
Citizen: Welkom in Nederland!
Mary: Thank you.
*fanfare*
Mary: Oh, good day William!
Citizens: Welkom in Nederland!
Mary: Life in Holland. Itâs beautiful. Itâs very, very clean.
Citizen: Welkom in Nederland!
Betty: Your ladyship?
Citizens: Welkom in Nederland!
Mary: Thank you! Please keep talking, Betty.
Betty: Your ladyshipâ
Citizens: Welkom in Nederland!
Mary: Anything in Englishâ thank you!
Betty: *whispers*
Mary: Dank u.
Citizens: Ooo!
*fanfare*
Betty: Supper time!
Mary: Iâm not hungry.
Betty: Not you, your ladyship.
Citizen: Welkom in NederlandâŠ
Mary: âŠDank u.
Citizens: Ooo!
Mary: I must grin when my heart is fit to break, I must speak when my heart is so oppressed I can scarcely breathe.
Betty: Oh, thatâs real pretty. The Bastard, your ladyship.
Mary: The Bastard?
Betty: Your half-cousin, King Charles IIâ God Save Himââs bastard son, your ladyship.
Mary: Here?
Betty: Uh-huh.
Mary: Whoo!
Monmouth: Cousin!
William: Let me not interrupt your reunion. Continue this.
Mary: Howâs home?
Monmouth: England is good! The family not so much. My father, Charles IIâ
Mary and Monmouth: God save him!
Monmouth: âseems ill. Parliament hates your father, James (the eventual second) since heâs decided to be Catholicâ
Mary and Monmouth: *spit*
Monmouth: âsince we just had nine years of civil war, ugh! People would rather avoid any foreseeable royalist drama, so Parliament wrote the Exclusion Act to keep your father off the throne.
Mary: Oh no!
Monmouth: No! Charles IIâ
Mary and Monmouth: God save him!
Monmouth: ârefused to sign it.
Mary: Oh, good.
Monmouth: No! Thatâs why [indecipherable] is shit! Charles IIâ
Mary and Monmouth: God save him!
Monmouth: âdissolved Parliament, hoping to form a more moderate one.
Mary: Oh, good!
Monmouth: No! Bad! A group of Protestants then tried to blow up my papa Charlieâ
Mary and Monmouth: God save him!
Monmouth: âon his way back from a race to [indecipherable]!
Mary: Oh no!
Monmouth: Oh yes!
Monmouth: â[indecipherable] watching the race, ALL OF NEWMARKET CAUGHT ON FIRE!!
Mary: Oh no!
Monmouth: No, thatâs good! Charlesââ God save himâ house in Newmarket was destroyed, so they had to leave the race early, thus foiling the plot to kill him!
Mary: Oh, God is very generous to our family. And howâs Anne?
Monmouth: Married.
Mary: Oh, to one of the inbred cousins?
Monmouth: Weâre royal! Inbred cousins are the only dignified option! Howâs life in the Dutch court?
Mary: Um⊠clean, itâs very, very clean.
Monmouth: Ah, thank God you have William.
Mary: *hysterical laughter* ...Yes. No, I do see William from time to time. He likes to walk from stage left to stage right to stage right to stage left.
Monmouth: Incredibly generous manâ looking forward to our dinner tonight! He invited me to hunt tomorrow and all the rest of next week! Very charming!
Mary: Youâve only been onstage for a minute and a half!
Betty: There are more officials for you to meet, your ladyship.
Monmouth: See you around, cuz. Ch-cha! âŠCh-cha!
Citizen: Welkom in Nederland!
Mary: Dank u.
Citizens: Ooo!
William: âŠWelkom in Nederland! *laughter, interrupted by violent coughing*
*fanfare*
Citizen: Welkom in Nederland!
Betty: Alright! Her ladyship has another engagement she must prepare for, so sorry!
Mary: Ugh, whatâs next Betty?
Betty: Nothing, your ladyship. I just think youâve been gawked at enough today.
Mary: Oh, thank you Betty!
Betty: Whatâs a lady-in-waiting for?
Mary: But Iâm afraid William might be cross once he finds out I didnât finish all the state greetings. I guess Iâd actually have to spend time with him for him to be cross with me.
Betty: Heâs not one to get cross about things; heâs quite charming actually if you get past the hermetic silence.
Mary: I suppose he prefers the company of *whispered* his men?
*fanfare*
William and Monmouth: *laughing*
William: *starts coughing violently*
Monmouth: I love this guy!
*fanfare*
Betty: Youâve heard that already, have you?
Mary: Is it true?
Betty: Rumors, your ladyship. I also heard rumors of a girl who wrote letters to a woman she called her husband. And I now know a woman who still writes these letters!
Mary: Dismissed!
Betty: Your ladyship.
Mary: Wait. Put the children to bed, will you? Waitâ wait, wait waitâ just [indecipherable]. Donât judge me! Dearest, dear, dear, dear, dear, dearâ stop!â husband⊠Let me start again: Dearest, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear husband: Youâve not responded to any of my letter as of late!
Anne: Dearest sister!
Mary: Oh good God, Anne! Still able to interrupt me from across the English Chanel!
Anne: It is with good nice that I write. Since we last spoke⊠Iâm pregnant!
Mary and Anne: *squeeing*
Anne: I know! I know! I fucking know! Ah, someone has to produce some heirs in this family!
Mary: HeyâŠ
Anne: What have you been up to? Oh! My friends are here! Thank you, sis!
Mary: Anne is pregnant. My younger sister is pregnant âŠIâm jealous! Ugh!
*fanfare*
William and Monmouth: To hunt!
Monmouth: âȘ Iâll sing you eight, O! âȘ
William and Monmouth: âȘ Green grow the rushes, O! âȘ
William: âȘÂ What are your eight, O? âȘ
Monmouth: âȘ Eight for the April Rainers! âȘ
William: âȘ Seven for the seven stars in the sky! âȘ
William and Monmouth: âȘ Six for the six proud walkers! âȘ Five for the symbols at your door! âȘ Four for the Gospel makers! âȘ THREE, THREE THE RIVALS! âȘ Two, two the lily-white boys! âȘ Clothed all in green, O! âȘ One is one and all alone! âȘ And evermore shall be so! âȘ
*fanfare*
Mary: Betty!
Betty: *imitating the song*
Mary: Stop!
Betty: Oh! Yes, your ladyship.
Mary: My cousin, the Bastard, and Prince William have been spending an awful lot of time together!
Betty: William loves the hunt.
Mary: How do you know?!
Betty: He told me!
Mary: Youâve spoken with him? Am I the only person in the entire world whoâs not had a single conversation with my husband?!
Betty: You just need to catch him in the right mood.
*fanfare*
Mary: Dearest, dear, dear, dear, dear, dearâ Oh my God, youâre pathetic! Two husbands and neither one replies!
Anne: Okay, so I wasnât pregnant. Well, I was, but Iâm not anymore.
Mary: Oh⊠Anne Iâm so sorry!
Anne: I know. But I will be again. Maybe tonight! God be with me!
Mary: I donât have to be Mary the Martyr. I can fix him. I can make it work. Itâs a job, right? I-I-I-I-I-I-I-Iâm just doing my job!
*fanfare*
Mary: Oh, William! Um, I was wonderingâ
William: Nothing!
Monmouth: The hunt did not go well!
William: Ugh!
Anne: Yup, pregnant!
Mary: Again? Wow!
*fanfare*
Mary: Oh, William! Iâd love to talk with you!
William: âŠbutâbutâbut weâre going to the hunt?
Mary: Yes, but Iâd really like to talk with you.
William: âŠOkay?
Mary: In private.
William: Um⊠After the hunt?
Mary: Yeah, okay, sure.
*fanfare*
Anne: Okay, that pregnancy wasnât meant to be, but tonight, THIS IS THE ONE!
Mary: Tonight, this is the one!
*fanfare*
Mary: Oh, William! Iâm so looking forward to our evening!
William: Not in the mood!
Monmouth: The stag got away!
*fanfare*
Mary: The stag got awayâŠ
Anne: Pregnant!
Mary: Ugh!
*fanfare*
Mary: William, wait! Tonight?
William: Eh!
Mary: Wait! Here, for good luck!
Monmouth: *retching*
*fanfare*
Mary: Tonight! Tonight!
*fanfare*
Mary: Oh, husband! How was the hunt?
William: I got the stag!
Mary: Oh, you must be very merry!
William: I⊠uh⊠Iâm exhausted. UghâŠ
Monmouth: Come on. Shake it off.
William: *violent coughing*
*fanfare*
Mary: I will force myself to love this creature.
*fanfare*
Mary: *screams* ...Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! It must have been a chill!
William: [indecipherable]!
Mary: Oh, oh no! Oh no! Oh, my slipper! Oh, IâIâm so sorry to, uh, keep you from you duties!
William: Iâve been meaning to schedule a time for our talk.
Mary: Oh, you remembered?
William: What was the subject?
Mary: Us. You and me. Us and our⊠duties.
William: Ah. Our political duties are not as rulers, but as first citizens. Stadtholder means âthe first citizen.â It is very different from life in England. For example, no Dutch citizen kisses my hand. In the Netherlands, we are all equals. Calvinists, Protestants, Jewsâ even the Jews Mary. [indecipherable] Do you like Holland?
Mary: Oh, itâs very, very clean. Iâm not, um⊠Iâm not sure if Iâm fitting in.
William: Well, I donât fit in and I was born here.
Mary: I feel the same way about my family.
William: Our family.
Mary: Youâre very close to the Bastard, you know. Hunting and⊠actually talking and I was thinking, now that weâre actually talking, Anne is pregnant⊠again.
William: Ja? ...Yes? âŠThis life is not the life you wanted, is that a true thing I just said? Bastard! Where is [indecipherable]?!
Monmouth: *whispers*
William: Your uncle, Charles IIâ
Mary: God save him!
William: âheâs dead.
Charles: âŠOh.
Anne: I had a miscarriage. Oh, and Daddyâs the king now. God save him.
William: To his newly crowned majestyâ James IIâ I send you greetingsâ
*evil music / exert of âAllegroâ by Marco Rosano*
James: James II! Boy, youâre the husband of my eldest daughter, the heir apparent to the throne of England, my fatherâs grandchild, my son-in-law: itâs King James II!
William: Ah. From one very close ally to another very, very close allyâ that is what we still are, right?
James: Say it! Say my name, William!
William: King James II?
James: YES! Thatâs me, the king! Say it again!
William: King James II, I first wish to send you condolences on the death of your brother, God save hiâ
James: I was at his bed when he passed.
William: Surely, you provided much comfort to Charlesâ
James: Oh, âsurely provided much comfort to Charles,â yes! He converted, on his deathbed, to Catholicism!
William: *spits*
James: Iâll never forget his final words to me: âMake sure my whores donât starve!â Men of power keep mistresses, you know⊠Do you know that, William?
William: âŠWell, uh, the reason I write is because, well, I have an offer for you. You see, here in Europe we have a little club. I call it âa leagueâ. Not everyone is allowed into it, actually, but England most definitely would be allowed in âthe leagueâ. It is what may be described as âexclusiveâ. A lot of really great countries have joined: uh, Austria, Spain, the Netherlands, even Savoy.
James: Which countries are not allowed?
William: France.
James: Oh, donât like Louis, do we?
William: No, I donât! Louis wants to be king of Europe and heâ he is routinely invading us here in Holland. Your son-in-law: who is that? That is me! Which I know you arenât thrilled about, but your daughter is the Princess of Orange. Louis XIV is invading not just my country, but also her country.
James: Please. Maryâs country is, and always will be, England!
William: And as the future Queen of England, you should protect her.
James: I wouldnât be so sure about Mary. While she is the eldest, sheâs still a woman, and unlike you, William, I plan to perform kingly duties with my queen.
William: I just wanted to invite you to our league.
James: Iâm very important, Iâve got to go.
William: France is at our borders as we speak!
James: Thatâs not my problem. Mary was betrothed to him for years, you know, before she married you. My idiot brother made that happen against my protests but Iâm the king now! I wasnât supposed to be, but God wanted me. God needs me! Sixty years of second-fiddle to King Syphilis and now Iâm calling the shots, William! I donât need you, you need me, and frankly, I donât really like you.
*evil music /Â exert of âAllegroâ by Marco Rosano*
James: Shh!
William: Why you do that?
*evil music / exert of âAllegroâ by Marco Rosano*
James: Shh!! Thank you. Ooo, ooo, how they all loved my brother Charles the Pervertâ forced me to marry my daughter to that Dutch abortion! Now, Iâd like to speak to the court! You all like⊠gossip, donât you? Letâs talk about William.
*retro music / exert of âO Samba Brasileiroâ by Walter Wanderley*
Mary: Theyâre laughing, Maria Regina. Theyâve been whispering all morning and I donâtâ I donât want to sound paranoid but⊠I hear my name. I hear Williamâs name and I hear⊠Bettyâs name.
Messengers: God save him!
Mary: Hello?
Messenger 1: Your father sends usâ
Messenger 2: God save him!
Messenger 1: James IIâ
Messenger 2: Long may he reign!
Mary: Oh, Father sends you?
Messengers: God save him, yes!
Messenger 2: In his infinite and divine wisdom, we were sent to youâ
Messenger 1: His oldest daughterâ
Messenger 2: Possibly the future queenâ
Mary: Possibly?
Messenger 1: Your mother, the queenâ
Mary: Sheâs not my mother.
Messenger 2: Is hoping to reward England with many sonsâ
Messenger 1: But oneâs eyes are to the futureâ
Messenger 2: He hasnât forgotten his eldest.
Mary: Oh, we havenât spokenâ
Messenger 1: He thinks of you often.
Mary: Well, he doesnât write.
Messenger 1: Itâs not that he thinks of you as you areâ
Mary: Okay�
Messenger 2: More for what you could be.
Mary: Well, Iâm just happy that heâs thinking of me.
Messenger 2: Heâs thinking of your soul.
Messenger 1: Your eternal soul.
Messenger 2: Your eternal, everlasting soul.
Mary: Yup, those both mean the same thing.
Messenger 1: Since Jesus was crucifiedâ
Messenger 2: [indecipherable], mind youâ
Mary: Yes, Iâve heard.
Messenger 1: A church was bornâ
Messenger 2: The Catholic Church!
Mary: *spits* Oh, sorry, habit.
Messenger 1: Jamesâ
Messenger 2: King Jamesâ
Messengers: God save him!
Messenger 1: Has sent usâ
Messenger 2: In his infinite and sacred judgmentâ
Messengers: To convert you to Catholicism!
Mary: âŠYeah, no, Iâm good.
Messenger 1: Itâs the true faith.
Mary: Yes, next time he could just write.
Messenger 2: [indecipherable] reading materials!
Mary: Right, or even visitâ
Messenger 1: [indecipherable] all the celebrities are Catholic.
Messenger 2: Wow, really?
Messenger 1: Really!
Messengers: Like who?
Messenger 2: The pope, you ever heard of him?
Messenger 1: Of course! Wow, the pope is Catholic?
Messengers: Who else?
Messenger 2: God!
Mary: Debatable.
Messengers: Who else?
Messenger 2: Louis XIV.
Messenger 1: Whoah, heâs a heartthrob.
Mary: Yes, okay, Iâve heard enough!
Messenger 1: But Louisâ such a hunk!
Messenger 2: And Catholic!
Messenger 1: And⊠Heâs Catholic?
Messenger 2: You better believe it!
Messengers: A Catholic hunk!
Mary: Okay, Iâm married!
Messenger 1: For now.
Mary: âŠExcuse me?
Messenger 1: Hard to ignore the rumorsâ
Messenger 2: Naughty rumorsâ
Messenger 1: Everyoneâs tittlingâ
Messenger 2: A-tittle here, a-tittle thereâ
Messengers: Tittle everywhere!
Messenger 1: That little Dutch devilâ
Messenger 2: Evil Protestant pervertâ
Mary: Oh, no, no, no, him buggering boysâ thatâs just a rumor!
Messenger 1: Boys?!
Messenger 2: Buggering?!
Messenger 1: Boys?!
Messenger 2: Buggering?!
Messengers: Buggering boys?!
Messenger 1: More like buggering the help.
Messenger 2: Dutch devil!
Mary: With the help?
Messengers: Buggering the help.
Messenger 1: Yes, everyone knowsâ
Messenger 2: Knows her name even.
Mary: Do you know their name?
Messenger 1: Well, Iâve said everyoneâ
Messenger 2: Weâre part of everyoneâ
Mary: So, yes?
Messengers: Yes!
Mary: Whatâs his name?
Messenger 1: His name?
Messenger 2: His name?
Messengers: Squinty Betty!
Messenger 1: Squinty Bettyâs a man?
Messenger 2: I didnât know she was a man!
Messeger 1: No, I bet Bettyâs a man.
Messenger 2: No, man, sheâs a wo-man.
Messenger 1: Wo-man?
Messengers: Wo-man, sheâs a wo-man!
Mary: Wait, Squinty Betty?!
Messenger 1: And the Dutch devil!
Messenger 2: Evil Dutch devil!
Messenger 1: Evil!
Messenger 2: Evil: thatâs not good!
Messenger 1: No, itâs not good!
Messenger 2: Thatâs the opposite of good!
Messengers: And whatâs the opposite of good?
Mary: Evil!
Messangers: *scream*
Mary: *screams*
Messenger 1: [indecipherable] Jamesâ
Messenger 2: King Jamesâ
Messengers: God save him!
Messenger 1: Has the fires burning.
Mary: Fires?
Messenger 2: To feel the heat.
Messenger 1: Ow!
Messenger 2: Careful.
Messenger 1: Itâs the heat.
Messenger 2: I feel it.
Messenger 1: [indecipherable] King James [indecipherable] our beloved England [indecipherable] burning more evil people than Charles ever did.
Mary: Wait, heâs burning people?
Messenger 2: [indecipherable]
Messenger 1: Evil people!
Mary: Heâs burning people?!
Messenger 2: [indecipherable]
Messenger 1: Evil people!
Mary: Fatherâs burning people?!
Messenger 2: [indecipherable]
Messenger 1: Evil people!
Mary: Jesus!
Messengers: Praise him!
Messenger 1: Praise Jesus!
Messenger 2: Praise God!
Messenger 1: Praise the pope!
Messenger 2: And above all, praise the king!
Messengers: God save King James II, long may he reign!
Mary: âŠWilliam and Bettyâ no⊠No, Iâll have nothing to do with silly, irreverent myths⊠Betty! Um, throw these away. And, um, put the children to bed, will you? Ohâ ohâ ohâ ohâ oh, um⊠question: how is it you always to find William in such a talkative mood?
Betty: I just run into him.
*laid back retro music / exert of âRainâ by Walter Wanderley*
Mary: Itâs late. No, you donât have to leave. You were in Bettyâs room. Do you know how I know that? Maybe because the entire court is talking about it! No, you donât need to talk! I have tried to get you to talk for months, you do not need to talk now! Fuck off, Betty! The longest Iâve ever spent with you is [indecipherable]. Youâre impossible! Youâre thick! Uncaring! Cruel! My life here is suffering and now you make me the fool? To my father, to the court, and to myself! Iâm the fool! You know, it was better when I thought you were gay; I thought âWell, at least itâs not my faultâ but now I know, âNo, it is my fault!â You turned down marrying me once before, why did you have to say yes this time? I was engaged to Louis XIV! I couldâve been in Versailles, in the most beautiful place on Earth and I wouldâve been happyâ no, I would be happy! And I would be liked and my family would love me and I wouldâve done everything right, but then you came along! And ruined it! And everything! And me! Andâ this isnât right! No! This is not how this was supposed to go! It was supposed to be me and Louis and it wouldâve been right and normal and then I would be normal and happy and I donât knowâ I donât know why you had to say yes this time! Louisâ Louisâ Louis isâ Louisâ Louisâ Louisâ Louisâ Louisâ Louisâ Louisâ the king! Right? Right? And heâs beautiful! I assume. Iâve seen the portraitsâ which are rarely accurateâ but Iâve always wanted to marry him! Well, I was always supposed to marry himâ but at least heâs nice! Yes, Iâve not met him, but at least Iâve heard that heâs niâ well, I guess Iâve actually not heard anything, but I was alway supposed to maâ Well, I guess I alwaysâ Okay, well, I guess Iâve never really actually thought about it! Well, I guess I never actually like Louis, or men⊠Men in general. I mean, I write to a woman who I call my husband, and Iâve always had a crush on her, but sheâs not very nice to me, and she writes to my sister more than she writes to me, AND I DONâT KNOW IF IâM A LESBIAN, OKAY?! I donât like men! But I donât know if I like women eitherâ historically speaking, thereâs some things we just canât know about me, okay, historically speakingâ but personally speaking, you know what? IâM FIFTEEN YEARS OLD!! How am I supposed to know?! You know what? No! I didnât want to marry Louis, now that I think about it, because, well, I never actually thought about it because, well, IâM NEVER SUPPOSED TO THINK! But I am gonna think! Like you said, weâre just first citizens here, right? So Iâm allowed to think! So Iâm gonna think! So Iâm gonna think! Right, let me think! âŠOkay. I have something to say. Iâm fifteen years old, William. Do you have any idea how scary this is? Leaving my country, marrying you, a stranger, I⊠I donât speak the language, I donât have any friends, and you, my husband, are still a stranger. You donât have to love me. You donât have to like me. But please donât be cruel to me. I⊠I do not know how much⊠more a fifteen year old girl can take.
William: âŠBettyâs a spy. Before I married you, I had asked her to inform me about you.
Mary: Yeah, a spy, thatâs the best you could come up withâ
William: Itâs true.
Mary: Yes, my lady-in-waiting is a spy! âŠWell, what did Betty the spy say?
William: She said you werenât like your family.
Mary: Well, I tried to be like them.
William: I never tried.
Mary: Well, I think that makes you honest.
William: But not liked.
Mary: Well, they donât like either of us. We share that at least.
William: I need to say something.
Mary: Okay! Good! Yeah! Okay! Iâm here! I can listen! âŠIs it a problem? Is it personal? Is it about what I think itâs about? I know what it is, William.
William: You do?
Mary: Yes. Itâs aboutâ
Mary and William: Your penis / Your father
William: Wait, what?!
Mary: What about my father?
William: He terrifies me.
Mary: Oh, yeah, me too.
William: The balance of peace in this world is a delicate thing and James isnât.
Mary: You can talk to me about these things, William. I know who my father is, youâre not going to hurt my feelings.
William: Yes⊠My penis?
Mary: Oh, um, well, I mean⊠why havenât weâŠ?
William: Iâm uncomfortable aroundâ
Mary: Me.
William: âŠpeople.
Mary: Oh, yeah, well, same, haha... But, um⊠Itâs just a job, right? We would just be⊠doing our⊠our job.
*classical music / exert of âZadok The Priest, Hwv 258âł by the English Chamber Orchestra*
William: *panting*
William: *panting*
William: *panting*
Mary: I HAVE NEWS! âŠIâM PREGNANT!! I did it! William did it! We, um⊠well, obviously, we did it. Oh my God, I feel a strange thing!
William: Are you okay?!
Mary: No! Yes! No! âŠI feel⊠happy.
*cheerful folk music / âBransle de Bourgogneâ by Brisk Recorder Quartet Amsterdam*
Anne: I have news!
Mary: Hello, Anne!
Anne: Hello, Mary.
Mary: Youâre pregnant?
Anne: No, Mumsy is.
Mary: Sheâs not our mother.
Anne: They say if itâs a boy, God has chosen to make England Catholic again, but thatâs only a 50-50 chance.
Mary: No, he wouldnât baptize him Catholic, Anne.
Anne: I wouldnât be so sure.
Mary: But weâve just had nine years of civil war, why would he lead us into another?
Anne: To save us from the Dutch Devil.
William: Me?
Anne: I prefer âthe Dutch Abortionâ but âdevilâ isnât bad. Gotta go!
Mary: God be with thee, Anne.
Anne: P.S. I may be pregnant, not sure.
*cheerful folk music / âBransle de Bourgogneâ by Brisk Recorder Quartet Amsterdam*
Mary: Ohhh!
Messengers: Glorious day!
Messenger 1: Tra-la!
Messenger 2: Weâve been sent to you by your father, the king!
Messenger 1: God save him!
Messenger 2: Long may he reign!
Mary: Again, he could always just write.
Messenger 1: He has his own pregnancy to attend to.
Messenger 2: His future son!
Mary: Are you certain about that?
Messenger 1: God ordained it!
Messenger 2: A Catholic England!
Messengers: Tra-la!
Messenger 1: Weâve been sent to beseech you.
Messenger 2: Consider your childâsâ
Messenger 1: Everlasting soul!
Messenger 2: Baptize your child in the Catholic faith!
Mary: *spits* âŠmorning sickness.
Messenger 1: For your child!
Messenger 2: For your father!
Messenger 1: You must respect him!
Messenger 2: Honor him!
Messenger 1: Itâs in the Bible!
Messenger 2: âHonor thy fatherâ!
Messengers: The Fifth Commandment!
Messenger 1: Honor the king of England!
Messenger 2: God save him!
Messenger 1: Long may he reign!
Messenger 2: For England!
Messengers: Make the baby Catholic!
William: Mary?
Mary: Yes?
William: Honor is not obeying.
*cheerful folk music / âBransle de Bourgogneâ by Brisk Recorder Quartet Amsterdam*
Anne: I have news!
Mary: Youâre pregnant.
Anne: Besides that, Mary, but yes.
Mary: Oh, congratulations!
Anne: Yes, same to you!
Mary: Thank you!
Anne: Thank you! I have news: people are talking about Motherâs pregnancyâ
Mary: Ah, sheâs not our mother.
Anne: âAnd they think itâs all a big fake! Everyone is saying how [video skips]
Mary: Whoâs saying that?
Anne: The court, Parliament, everyone! Oh, they donât like Papa; they say every nineteen out of twenty want him gone.
Mary: Yes, but not likely cause the king does notâ
William: Maryâ
Anne: Ew!
Mary: Anne!
Anne: Sorry⊠Hello, William⊠glad you got my sister pregnant. *retches*
Mary: No. No, itâs not right for me to dance⊠No! No, I can have this moment! I can be happy! Yeah, nothingâs gonna stop meâ *claps* âfrom enjoying this moment! Go ahead!
*cheerful folk music / âBransle de Bourgogneâ by Brisk Recorder Quartet Amsterdam*
Monmouth: Ah! I thank you for the generosity both you and William have shown me over the last undetermined period of time, but I must leave.
William: Oh, whereâre you going? I was going to plan another hunt.
Monmouth: There comes a time in every mans life where the cruel, [indecipherable] eye of destiny looks upon him! The hero of every story has his moment of action! [indecipherable] standing on the precipice of glory to see the apotheosis of my journeyâs end on that glorious mountain green! Today I sail! This story shall no longer wander unguided like an orphan clinging from one vague historical anecdote to another! No! Search no longer, poor play, for you have found your hero! And that hero⊠itâs me. Someone has to save our England! I have a mighty army of almost one hundred men! Eighty two to be exact!
Mary: Wait, with eighty two men youâre planning toâ
Monmouth: Invade England, seize the crown, depose your father, my uncle, and save England from Catholic *spits* tyranny?
Mary: Youâre planning on doing this withâŠ
Monmouth: Eighty two men! Historically, this is what I did, so yah. [indecipherable] sweet cousin, it will be a Protestant England! ALL HAIL KING BASTARD THE FIRST! CHA-CHAH! Ah! He-yaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Mary: Eighty two men canât overthrow the king of England!
William: Heâs hoping the people will rise.
Mary: What would they do to father?
William: Kill him.
Mary: Ah! Ah!
William: Okay, okay, okay! The Bastard doesnât have any support, your father will be fine! You can have this moment; you deserve to be happy.
Mary: How? I may not like my family, but I love them. Yes, I-I deserve to be happy, but Father doesnât deserve to die!
William: He wonât, heâll be fine!
Mary: You canât know that for sure.
William: I do! âŠI-I promise youâ I-I⊠I promise on the life of our child that nothing will happen to your father. Iâll see to it.
Mary: You will?
William: Mmhm.
Mary: âŠOkay⊠Okay, yes, okay⊠Iâm happy.
William: Rest. Nurse? Take my wife to her bedchamber. Make sure she doesnât want for anything.
Mary: Ooo!
William: [indecipherable]. James?
*evil music / exert of âAllegroâ by Marco Rosano*
James: James?! Use my full title!
William: I have grave news.
James: Oh, has France invaded you again?
William: Your nephew, the Duke of Monmouthâ
James: Who?
William: âŠThe Bastard.
James: Oh, why didnât you say?! How is the lad?
William: Heâs leading an army to depose you and take the crown for himself.
James: *laughs* Youâre having a laugh! âŠShit! How dare he! Doesnât he know who I am?! Iâm the king! Iâm very well respected and lovedâ everybody loves me! *gasps* Why doesnât he love me?! Oh, heâs just a little shit bastard, Iâll crush him! How dare he not see how awesome I am! How powerful and strong andâ oh! I am so mad right now! It was a good day too, it was going really well, I had just finished telling the queen âIâm gonna make it a good one today, you know!â Ugh, I am so mad right now Iâm literally shaking! *gasps* I need to eat something!
William: I hope you now see that our relationship is veryâŠ
*execution drums / exert from âMarch to the Scaffoldâ by Paul Edward*
Headsman: *giggling* For your crimes against the crown, you are sentenced to death!
James: Say hello to your father for me, boy. Any last words?
Monmouth: Fuck off!
James: How dare you! Kill the bastard!
Headsman: God save the king!
James: No one questions my authority!
Monmouth: Piss off!
James: Bastard?!
Monmouth: I have still a few [indecipherable]
James: How dare you! [indecipherable]
Headsman: Thank you. One more!
James: Whoâs the douchebag now, huh?
Monmouth: You are!
James: Bastard! [indecipherable] I am not a douchebag, I am the king of England!
Monmouth: Douche of England more like it!
James: Cut off his head!
Headsman: [indecipherable] does anyone want to take over, huh?
Monmouth: It takesâ ugh! âand this is all trueâ ugh! âfive blows! Ugh! King Douche II! Ughâ *splutters*
James: Whoâs the douchebag now, huh? Not me. I am not a douche! You hear me, Bastard?! I am not a douche! You hear me, England? I am not a douche! I am King James II! Not King Douche II! King James II! Charles didnât respect me, and you, you didnât respect me, but my people will. OR IâLL FUCKING MAKE THEM! They will fucking tremble in love and adorationâ ohh! I want hundreds to pay for this bastardâs actions! I donât care who they were, if they even so much as saw him walk by, they are to be executed. Churchyard trees are to be littered with corpses, the military men will be order to play in time with the twitching of their feet! And if you think that this is too much, too cruel, Iâll remind you: One, I am just being historically accurate, and two, I am the goddamn motherfucking King of England! William!
William: âŠyour majesty.
James: Oh, I couldnâtâve done it without you! âŠBut I know what this is. Scared to lose a few more windmills to Louis, huh? What, you thought that you could bribe me with this little quid-pro-quo?
William: I didnât do it for you, I did it for Mary.
James: Mary? Donât you dare bring my daughter into this. What? You thought that I was so stupid that little nugget of information would have me on all-fours like a whipped bitch begging to do you any favor you asked? No! That little shit was nothing! I could have fought him off while wiping my ass! I owe you nothing! France may be at your borders, but England could join them just as easily! God knows Louis and I talk about it. *laughs* Tip-toe around me, William. Now, Iâd like to speak to my daughter. Now!
William: Mary, could you come here, please? I have a letter for you from your father.
Mary: Heâs safe! Thank you, William!
James: Mary, my eldest daughter! *laughs* You know, I fought your uncle Charles about you having to marry thatâ
Mary: [indecipherable] Williamâs wonderful, actually. Yes, IâI miss my home very much, but Holland, itâs very, very clean.
James: [indecipherable] they tell me youâre considering a Catholic baptism.
Mary: Oh, no Iâm not, Father.
James: You have a responsibility to me, Mary. Biblically, I am your father and you must honor me.
Mary: Wellâ I do honor you.
James: Then you must obey me.
Mary: Well, honor is not obeying.
James: From King Douche II to you now?
Mary: King Douche?
James: How dare you! I am very [indecipherable] you talk back to me. I am your father and you must honor me!
Mary: Enough of this.
James: You will make the child Catholic!
Mary: Stop!
James: We all know you have no choice. Youâre a prisoner.
Mary: PleaseâŠ
James: [indecipherable], Mary, thereâs hope in the distance!
Mary: What are you suggesting?
James: Just because you⊠lie with the Dutch Dog doesnât mean you need to get its flees.
Mary: Heâs my husband!
James: *laughs* William isnât long for this world.
Mary: What are you planning?
James: Oh, come now!
Mary: What are you plannâ ah! Ah!
James: *laughs* You look like him. Canât even walk without wheezing, spits blood; your time in the tower is almost over, Mary.
Mary: He is the father of my child. William, could you come here, please?
James: *scoffs* Is he the father? Last I heard, he couldnât perform.
Mary: Youâre one to talk!
James: My performance isnât to be questioned!
Mary: I know the rumors of the queenâs great belly!
James: [indecipherable] rumors: just a few!
Mary: Nineteen out of twenty! Thatâs whatâ ah! Ah!
James: Make the child Catholic!
Mary: *spits*
James: Your motherâ
Mary: Sheâs not my mother!
James: No, your real mother! Remember the day she died?
Mary: Please, Father, Iâm in pain! I donât wantâ
James: The day she died the priest came to administer her last rites, to cleanse her soul. Without it, your mother would be damned for all eternity! Her skin would scorch, blisters would formâ weeping blisters!
Mary: *voice breaking* âŠWilliam?
James: A priest came⊠and she refused him.
Mary: William! âŠThatâs a lie!
James: After my counseling she refused the Protestant priest. The Catholic bishop was called in and all was confessed. So, in your philosophy, Mary, is it your mother or your child whoâs damned to unfathomable pain and suffering? Which is the one true faith? If you baptize that child Protestant, it means you believe itâs your mother suffering, right now as we speak. Have you ever considered hellfire, Mary? *laughs* Itâs something to think about. Oh! Your new mummyâs in labour now. Got to run.
Anne: Maryâ and William *scoffs*â the queenâs had a baby. Itâs a boy. Theyâve baptized him Catholic *spits* toldja so. But thereâs something else. I have some gossip! All of Londonâ they think itâs a changeling! They think itâs not a real child. They think she snuck a child into her bed to pass off as our brother! Oh! Papaâs going mad. Somethingâs going to happen. Something bad.
William: May I see it?
Betty: Thereâs nothing to see. ...You should go to her, William.
*dramatic music / exert from â2020â by SUUNS*
âȘ And what you see is really what you see âȘ âȘ What you, what you, what you, what you âȘ âȘ Do what you please, the thing what you see âȘ âȘ What you, what you, what you, what you âȘ âȘ And what you see you feel âȘ âȘ Coming real, take your way âȘ âȘ All through the wayâŠÂ âȘ
~ Intermission ~
*guitar strumming*
Chorus: âȘ Good fortune [indecipherable] William and Mary [indecipherable]-tend âȘ âȘ May glories increase and their lives never end âȘ âȘ [indecipherable] daily successes our nation may find âȘ âȘ For England [indecipherable] they both are designed âȘ
Mary: William?
William: Huh?
Mary: Why is there a Greek chorus?
William: [indecipherable] chorus now.
Mary: Yes, why?
Chorus: âȘ Over the hills and it must be done âȘ âȘ To England, Glorious Revolution! âȘ âȘ William commands and we will obey âȘ âȘ Over the hills and far away âȘ
Mary: Shoot, shoot, shoot! What story with a Greek chorus ends well?!
William: Itâs just a device, Mary, it doesnât meanâ
Mary: The letter! Theyâre here because of the letter!
William: We received a letter?
Mary: From England. They call themselvesâ
Chorus: âȘ THE IMMORTAL SEVEN! âȘ
Mary and William: The Immortal Seven.
Mary: Parliament has invited us to England.
William: Theyâve invited us to invade England.
Mary: Why would they do that?
William: I donât know.
Mary: We canât invade!
Chorus: âȘ Invade you must, thereâs no time to waste âȘ âȘ James is a monster! Our country defaced âȘ âȘ Blood in the streets and corpses in trees âȘ âȘ Come and put our minds at ease âȘ
William: Your father is in talks to invade with Louis. Where? Here! Heâsâheâs had his boy and heâs baptized him Catholic and all of England is on the brink of Civil War again!
Mary: What does that have to do with us?
William: Um, well⊠They want us to depose your father.
Mary: It has to be us?
William: I donât see another alternative.
Mary: Shoot, shoot, shoot! Is it right?
William: Right? Weâwe save England, we save the Netherlands, we keep Europe in balanceâ yes.
Mary: But is it right for a daughter to depose her father? Itâs the Fifth Commandment, right? âHonor thy father!â
William: He doesnât need to die.
Mary: Well, I know my history, William! You only depose a king by killing him. How many former kings do you see walking around?! But⊠He canât invade Holland! Itâs your country and you care so much for it and the people and itâs so very, very cleanâ Okay, yes! We should do this. But we have to do it a different way. No blood. No killing. If itâs an invasion, it has to be a bloodless invasion!
William: I donât knowâŠ
Mary: Can you try?
William: Invade one of the most powerful countries in the world, other-throw its king, and not hurt anyone in the process?
Mary: Please?
William: âŠJa.
Chorus: *gasps* âȘ Whatâs that you say? âȘ âȘ We prick up our ears âȘ âȘ [indecipherable] you come âȘ âȘ To end all our fears âȘ âȘ Think of what you both could be âȘ âȘ Youâll go down in history! âȘ
Mary: We could, couldnât we! Imagine all that âFirst Citizenâ stuff here in the Netherlandsâ we could do that in England! You could bring all of your wonderful ideas to my country! Imagine: Freedom of religion!
William: Freedom of the press!
Mary: And no more torturing! Or bloody pomp and circumstance! And we do it bloodless! We ride into England and the people will rise with us and father will say âOh wow, thatâs what the people want!â And itâll all work out [indecipherable] Why shouldnât we be king and queen?! Neither one of us want the damn job so weâre the ones who should have itâŠ
William: Would I be king?
Mary: Yes.
William: Who would you be?
Mary: The queen.
William: Right, but whoâs the one in charge?
Mary: âŠOh.
William: It would be you, youâre first in line.
Mary: Oh, me? No.Â
Chorus: *murmuring in agreement*
Mary: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Iâd rather not.
William: Itâs not up to you, youâre first in line.
Mary: Ah, but you! Youâyou are after me!
William: Right, but you still come first.
Mary: But I donât want to be queenâ okay, wait, wait! Let me think⊠Okay, solution. âŠ.Weâll⊠both be king and queen!
William: It does not work that way.
Mary: [spluttering] Listen! We go to England; you raise an army and deposeâ awâ depose father and then we say âAlright! Weâre both king and queen!â Whatâre they gonna do, say no?
William: Joint monarchsâ it would be a first.
Mary: [indecipherable] I donât know if itâs right. God says to honor thy father, but⊠that doesnât feel right.
William: We can say no, Mary.
Mary: No⊠You okay?
Anne: Yes, quite, sister.
Mary: Okay, good.
Anne: Stop staring at me!
Mary: Letâs keep going. And my heart says to bother you.
William: Your heart says that? What do we want to do?
Chorus: âȘ To England, to England! We sail, we sail! To England, to England! At last, at last! A tempest, a tempest! Begins, begins! And [indecipherable], and [indecipherable]! [indecipherable], [indecipherable]! âȘ
Soloist: âȘ To England, we sail / [indecipherable] / [indecipherable] / [indecipherable] âȘ
Chorus: âȘ The men are afraid âȘ âȘ Thereâs no debate âȘ âȘ Revolution now must wait âȘ
*storm sounds*
Mary: Ahh!
William: THEYâRE CALLING IT THE CATHOLIC WIND! WE CANNOT SAIL FOR ENGLAND UNTIL IT PASSES! WEâVE ALREADY LOST A THOUSAND HORSES! WE HAVE FORTY THOUSAND MEN WAITING TO INVADEâ BUT THIS WIND!!
Mary: There have been so many omens! This wind; the miscarriage! Is it a sign from God?! Can a daughter who deposes her father be a Christian?! Can doing whatâs right and Godâs will be at odds?!
William: WHAT?!
Mary: CAN DOING WHATâS RIGHT AND GODâS WILL BE AT ODDS?!
William: Oh, it is over.
Chorus: âȘ [indecipherable] âȘ âȘ William and Mary, our God has ordained âȘ âȘ Rex and Regina, this we say âȘ âȘ Sail on the future kingâs birthday âȘ
Mary: Wait, really?
William: Ja. Itâs my birthday. The fourth. Historically, thatâs just how it happened to work out.
Mary: Oh! Well, thatâs a good omen, right? Happy birthday to you!
William: Yes.
Mary: William, wait! Look⊠I respect you. And, under normal circumstances, I would never breach this, um, unspoken agreement, but, um, itâs his birthdayâ ah, could weâ um, uhâ you knowâ could we do just one round of âHappy Birthdayâ? Um, whatâs a good starting note? *hums* Is that good? *hums* Ready?
Mary, chorus, and audience: âȘ Happy birthday to you! âȘ âȘ Happy birthday to you! âȘ âȘ Happy birthday dear William! âȘ âȘ Happy birthday to your! âȘ
*cheering*
William: This is the greatest birthday present Iâve ever received. Thank you.
Chorus: âȘ William has come and we will defend âȘ âȘ To kick out the tyrant and and then will ascend âȘ âȘ His first steps on English soil âȘ âȘ Defender of faith and [indecipherable] âȘ
William: Hello? Where the hell is everyone?
Peasant: *screams* Oh, itâs [indecipherable] Day. Everyoneâs busy catching cats.
William: Ah. Well, um, I am William of Orange, Defender of the Faith andâ wait, why are you catching cats?
Peasant: To [indecipherable] the pope.
William: Ah. Well, I am William of Orange, Defendeâ the pope?
Peasant: *sighs* Not the real one sadly, but yeah. [indecipherable] cats and set them on fire.
William: Why you do this?
Peasant: For God! Itâs tradition! âŠYouâre not from around here are ya, foreigner!
Chorus: âȘ Over the hills and it must be done âȘ âȘ To England, Glorious Revoluâ âȘ
Peasant: [indecipherable] you are making such a racket!
William: I am William of Orange, Defender of the Faith!
*cat screeches*
Peasant: [indecipherable] you scared the cat!
William: Good woman, have you not heard of our coming?
Peasant: âŠ[indecipherable] in England?
William: Iâ
Peasant: [indecipherable] and whip em til their backs be bloody!! Ngyeehhhhhhhhh!!
William: *screams* I AM WILLIAM OF ORANGE! I COME FROM THE HAGUE BY INVITATION OF PARLIAMENT! Good lady! We come to overthrow King James II.
Peasant: *spits*
William: Progress. I am the [indecipherable]âs husband and myself, third in line. We come to bring stability and religious⊠freedom to this⊠country.
Peasant: Oh, you and what army?
Chorus: âȘ We are [indecipherable] âȘ âȘ Join is so you [indecipherable] âȘ âȘ [indecipherable] âȘ âȘ James will soon be overthrown âȘ
Peasant: Oh, [indecipherable], sir! I donât have anything of worth but⊠Iâd be proud to give you my cats.
William: *coughs*
Peasant: Oh, must be the cat smoke.
William: Oh, this air is filthy. I need a little rest.
Messenger: âȘ One man tried to poison your food âȘ
Anne: âȘ Some with bullets [indecipherable] âȘ
Chorus: âȘ Mostly [indecipherable] ready to fight âȘ
Charles: âȘ [indecipherable] horse was white! âȘ
William: Let us move forward!
James: William! What the hell do you think youâre doing?!
Chorus: âȘ James was appalled by the sight that he saw âȘ
James: âȘ Iâll have your head, boy, remember [indecipherable]! âȘ
Chorus: âȘ Soon his generals started to fall âȘ
James: âȘ Troops, make an example of him! âȘ
Chorus: âȘ Jamesâ troops then began to abandon âȘ âȘ Our glorious William now [indecipherable] âȘ
James: Did you not all swear your loyalty?! You are all my subjects! *gaps* Mary! Ungrateful daughter! You must swear your loyalty to your father! It is Godâs will! The Fifth Commandment! Consider the hellâ *splutters* What the hell? Anne, Messenger, and Monmouth: âȘ Blood from his nose âȘ âȘ [indecipherable] to God âȘ âȘ James was denied âȘ âȘ His royal throne âȘ
James: No! No! What the hell?! *spluttering* The Fifth Commandmentâ shit! This is terribly inconvenient
Anne, Messenger, and Monmouth: âȘ To James [indecipherable] âȘ âȘ His nose really bled âȘ
James: WAIT, WHAT?!!
Anne, Messenger, and Monmouth: âȘ To France, King James âȘ âȘ Finally fleeeeeeeeeeeeâ âȘ
James: STOP SINGING!
Anne, Messenger, and Monmouth:Â âȘ âeeeeeeeedddddd âȘ
James: What, is this really historically accurate?! Youâre just gonna let me go, William?! HA! Coward! I will return, William, I promise you that! Mary! Ungrateful daughter! You will suffer the fait of an unfaithful daughter. This is not how my story was⊠suppose to be told⊠To France.
Chorus: âȘ William has won now that James has fled âȘ
William: *prolonged violent coughing*
Chorus: âȘ London is happy! âȘ âȘ With bonfires lit âȘ âȘ Willyâs lungs canât take the smoke âȘ âȘ And all the fog just made him choke âȘ âȘ Over the hills and it must be done âȘ âȘ To England, Glorious Revolution! âȘ âȘ William commanded and now weâve won âȘ âȘ Our new day begins with the rising of the sun! âȘ âȘ Of the sun! âȘ
William: *groaning, gasping for breath*
#redlady speaks#it takes. a really long time to transcribe something#history brainrot#william iii#mary ii#the glorious revolution#charles ii#james ii#queen anne#the stuarts
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heartbreak under the rain
Prompt number: 5 (âIâm not saying I told you so.â)
Original Fiction*
Rating: teen and up audiences (may not be appropriate for audiences under 13)
Warning/Tags: teenager heartbreak (???)
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Boxes were scattered all over the place, filling the otherwise empty room. The sight of them made him feel exhausted already, adding to the reality that he had to unbox all of them and put everything in their place. His new apartment, the one he got in the nick of time, was yet to feel like home, but Han Kangdae was glad that things were starting to settle themselves somehow. He remembered how nervous he was when he sent that request to be transferred here a month ago, thinking that he would get an earful from his seniors and fellow rookies. Maybe they would think that he was trying to run away, or maybe they saw him as an opportunist for transferring to somewhere nearer to the city.Â
Truth to be told, there was no other reason for his transfer here than Soomin. Although he knew that his daughter had always been well taken care of by his relatives most of the time, with him being stationed quite far away and all, Kangdae still couldnât help but to worry for her well-being. It was expected; obligated, even, and he would always go through all the hassle to make sure that she was safe and happy. His previous mentor knew this; he was his biggest supporter for the transfer, putting in some good words for him to the station chief so that he could get his approval. Kim Jowoon was a man twice his age but with a spirit of a teenager, Kangdae saw him as a father figure even though he nagged like an angry grandpa who hadnât been taking his medicine. He would always be grateful for everything Lieutenant Kim had done for him, and he promised that old man that heâd do his best in the new station.
As he pondered while putting his things away as how he would put them in their old place, the man finally noticed that it was starting to rain quite heavily. The pitter-pattering against the apartment windows were quite loud, and when he stopped to look outside, he could finally see the dark grey clouds decorating the endless sky up above. With a sigh, Kangdae leaned his shoulder and the side of his body on the tall window, watching the droplets of rain wetting the earth and scurrying people on the side of the roads below. When most people he knew loved the rain and the smell of the earth in its aftermath, Kangdae disliked it. For a while, all he could see when it rained heavily was his young, pathetic self standing on the edge of the rooftop of the hospital building. He could vaguely recall being drenched from head to toes, staring at his trembling hands that had just held the pale, cold ones of his dead girlfriend in the morgue only ten minutes before. The tears running down his face were sad and cold, mixed with the heavy droplets wetting his face. The moment he tried to take a step forward and ignored the screams of the onlookers down there on the ground, his mind went blank. He felt nothing; not sorrow, not pain, he was like a dead man walking.
The next thing he knew, he was already laying on the floor of the rooftop with one of his ankles being cuffed by an officer, and his arm was held back by the other.
He was only twenty one, he was too young, and it was truly a hard slap on the face.
Kangdae was pulled back to reality when his eyes caught the sight of a young man--a high school student, from the looks of it--walking towards the trash bin across his apartment. From his point of view, the man could only see the teenagerâs sagging shoulders and frown, eyebrows rising in curiosity when he threw away the bouquet of flowers in his hands. He decided to pay no mind to that short scene, averting his gaze by glancing at the wall clock. It was already time for him to pick up Soomin from kindergarten. Quickly going around the room to find his coat, wallet, and her favorite raincoat, Kangdae headed out along with an umbrella in hand.
The student was still there, he noticed after he got out of the building, standing alone by himself drenched under the rain. That boy is going to catch a cold, he thought. The probationary officer opened his umbrella up and decided to check on this poor teenager first. He crossed the road without hesitance, and as he got close, those red rimmed eyes were the first thing Kangdae spotted.
With that, the man held the umbrella above his and the boyâs head, earning him his attention when he looked up to him.
âLet me guess.â Kangdae finally spoke to him. âEither you got rejected or your couple cheated on you. Which one is it?â
The boyâs expression changed when the question was uttered. Clearly, he wasnât anywhere near impressed. âItâs none of your business.â he muttered under his breath, looking away. âYou wonât understand anyways.â
Of all types of people in this world, Kangdae just could never handle heartbroken ones. He knew that he was one such person for years, so he often wondered how people dealt with him back then. The man in his late 20s scoffed, knowing that this would take some time.
âListen,â he said in a rather unsentimental manner to gain the otherâs attention again, âIâm not usually the type to put my nose into strangersâ shits, but from where Iâm standing, you need to be accompanied in case youâre thinking of doing something stupid after this.â
 Kangdae knew he was right when the teenager turned to him again with that surprised look on his face; it was as if he could perfectly read his mind. When he did, the older one between them smiled, amused by the look he was given right now.
âItâs unfair.â he muttered; his voice told him that he was about to break down real soon. âI loved her first. I loved her for a long time, so why did she choose that other prick over me?!â
Ha, there it was. The young, naive love of minors barely able to pass their exams. Kangdae couldnât even spare a laugh at the poor boy, but since he signed up for this the moment he made his presence known, might as well just give him a piece of his mind.
âWomen are complicated, thatâs why.â the man answered lightly. âSheâs just one person, there are plenty of other fishes in the--â
âBut I only loved her! There are no other women like her.â to his surprise, the boy shouted and ran a hand through his wet hair. âYou talk as if you know anything about love.â
 The statement made Kangdae pressed his lips together and inhaled deeply. It was him who was supposed to say that to this little shit.
âAre you seriously going to argue with me about that?â he stared at him rather intently, making the boy cower on the spot. âThatâs just bullshit. Youâll find another woman and youâll forget about that one completely.â
If Yeona was here, she would definitely smack the back of his head for lying to himself.
âStop wasting your sanity for someone who doesnât even care.â he reached out to ruffle the young boyâs hair, in which he responded with a protesting groan.
The short conversation lasted long enough to remind him of the reason he went out in the first place. âTell you what. Walk with me, tell me all about it, and Iâll tell you why none of it matters.â he glanced at his watch, there was still enough time. âI wonât say I told you so, but youâll see for yourself. Think of it as another heartbroken person helping a fellow, huh?â
The drenched student was clearly confused; unsure, too, judging by the expression he wore.
âWell, unless you decide to wail in self pity, getting all wet and cold because of the rain, then suit yourself.â
Kangdae turned around and started to walk away from him, the umbrellaâs protection of the boy was gone as he did. He knew that the kid jogged to catch up with him a few minutes later; he had to hold his laughter while slowing his pace.
âYou made me sound so pathetic.â
âYou are pathetic.â
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*context: The character is an OC of mine. Heâs a single dad with a daughter who works as a police officer in his probationary year.
#fictober21#fictober day 5#short story#original prose#i love writing with rain as the background#honestly its just great for sad stuff#yay i finally caught up#original fiction#by ries
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Devilâs Sweet Star (9)
Fandom: Dead by Daylight
Ghostface x Female Reader Â
Rated M for Violence, Language and Smut Â
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The rain... both beautiful and sad to look at. A real inspiration for some, a moment of relaxation for others. But for you it's mostly the day when people will flock to your cafĂ© to protect themselves, sipping a good hot chocolate, tea or a good coffee. Â
Today you only open in the morning, the weekend is approaching and you want to take a little more time for yourself. There were not many people at the moment, Melina, Jed's colleague and friend, was among the first clients. Decidedly you will attract all the Roseville gazette to your café... You were sitting with her at the table right next to the counter, both with a coffee in her hand, Melina having taken a share of Neptune's cake with her coffee.
Melina Catalina Da silva was born in Las cruces, New Mexico, to a Spanish father and a Mexican mother. They moved to Missouri when she was 4 years old, to live the "American Dream" and, although the early days were difficult, her parents gave her access to education. If her physique and her voice opened the doors of cinema and music, it was to journalism that Melina turned. However, do not rely on appearances, she knows very well to fight and some ended up in the hospital.
âI can't believe, he really told you that?â you said laughing.
âHell yeah! He thought I was going to shut up after that, instead I blew him a few teeth! You had to see his head with less teeth. Frankly leave me like that... for a bimbo with three tons of paint as make-up, because I was not the easy girl he wanted.â Melina responds proudly.
âAh Boys... They always want sexy girlfriends who have three neurons. And then we are surprised that some complexes on their bodies. When you love, the body doesn't matter. Only inner beauty matters.â
âFew boys have the same thought. The only ones I've met are Mattew... And Jed.â
âTell me, you and Jed... Are you already...?â
âMe and Jed?â Starts Melina before laughing. âHahahaha! Youâre so cute! No, we never dated, I consider him as the little brother I never had. That's why I call him Jeddy. And sometimes I'll kick his ass, so he can focus more on his personal life than his professional life.â Â
âOh... Could you tell me more about him? I admit I don't know him as well as you do.â you ask shyly. Â
âWell, Jed is... He's a real nerd. He thinks about work all the time and even on days off, he works at home. But... He's a lovely boy when you know him. And when you know what he went through with his parents... sometimes I think that, if I had been in his shoes, I would have killed myself. But he... He got up and fought. He has learned to fend for himself, and he has an almost frightening patience.â Said Melina.
âThat's what he told me. And I think I would have ended my life too.â you said looking down to your coffee.
âAnd yet he didn't tell you everything about his childhood. His parents beat him and treated him like a dog, often leading him to the hospital. And of course, they said it was accidents, like falling off stairs and everything that goes with it. As he must have told you, he was an unwanted kid. But the worst part is that the whole family knew, and no one, absolutely no one helped him. So, he cut ties with his family, all he keeps from them is his last name. He deserved better than that. And when I see what he is today... if I didn't know all this, I'd say he's a lovely boy who was raised like any boys should be. Kind and respectful, but not to be annoyed.â Replied Melina before looking at you, a big smile on her face. âWhy do you want to know all this? Do you love him?â
âW-What??? N-no! It's only... curiosity. Just curiosity...â you respond blushing like a tomato.
âHey. There is no marked "dumb" on my forehead. I saw the little looks you were giving him. And then your face when he gave you his number, I saw it too.â Â replied Melina with a smirk. Â
âIt's embarrassing.â you answer by looking elsewhere.
âWhy??? I think it's so cute coming from you! In addition to what you told me about you, I don't understand why no one wanted to go out with a face as adorable as yours! You know, my grandmother used to tell me that sooner or later we'd find her soul mate. That when we born, the bonds were already woven to guide us to him or her. And nothing could stop it. Maybe you and Jed have that bond that brought you together. Now it's up to you to see what you're going to do.â Said Melina before eating her slice of Neptuneâs pie. Â
âIf you say so...â
âMy grandma never gets it wrong about this kind of thing. She has... a gift for this mystical stuff. She knew from an early age that she would meet my grandpa. And she knows that my mother will be my father's first and only wife. She even knew that Mattew would go out with Chris.â
âSheâs really amazing. But I don't want to force things. I will let things come on their own and I will act on them. Iâll see what happens.â
Melina nod, then you go back to the counter to take care of the customers for the rest of the morning. For once, Jed didn't come and you're a little worried about that. Considering what happened to him yesterday, you can imagine the worst. What if Mike had gone after him again?
You and Melina were the last to leave the cafĂ© at closing, and even though she assured you that Mike didn't know his address, your concern for Jed didn't go away. You go home with some unsold cakes, give some to Mrs. Lawson before heading to your apartment. Â
Your gaze rested for a few seconds on Jed's door and, biting your lips, you decide to check by yourself if everything was okay. You knock on his door. No noise. There's no answer. This is not a good sign. You knock a second time, praying that he's answering.
âOne minute, I'm on my way!â he said from the other side of the door, which made you sigh with relief. Thank god heâs alive... âYes? Oh! It's you.â he said with his angelic smile.
âHi. I... I was just here to hear from you. With what happened... I confess that I imagined the worst.â you said shyly. Â
âOh... That's very kind of you, thank you. Don't worry Mike doesn't know where I live. It does not risk ... to come and finish the job. I was focused for tomorrow night. We have a scandal to uncover. And a few more researches don't hurt.â
âYou're reassuring me. I mean half, I hope you didn't sleepless for this research! I brought you some cakes, at least what Mrs. Lawson left. I thought it would do you good.â
âAll the cakes you give me will always be a real sweet moment for me. Do you want to come in? I'm offering coffee for once.â He replied with a wink. Â
You nod and he let you in. His apartment was neat and had all the comfort Jed needed. Despite the coat rack at the entrance, Jed had the tendency to put his jackets and coats on chairs or sofa. The kitchen was tidy and clean, some small green plants hanging around the corners.
A few films were on the tv cabinet, a reminder of the days when streaming didn't yet exist, as well as some CDs. Paintings decorated the walls of the living room and hallway, and a library full of books, next to the window. A real journalist's apartment, in short.
âSurprisingly, I expected to see this style of decoration. Simple but comfortable. And... Do you work in your living room?â you ask with a smile.
âHa ha no, I have an office right next to my bedroom. Locked, in order to keep my job... Safe. I hope... You understand that.â
âOf course. So... Ready for tomorrow night? I must admit that this is the first time I go to this kind of event, and especially to play spies. I feel a little uncomfortable.â Â
âAs long as you stay with me, you'll be peaceful. But once we have what we are looking for, we will have to leave the place without raising suspicions. And I think I have an idea of what to look for.â He said before getting up and fetching something from his office, locking the door. âI think that... Hoggins will try to double his profits by sinking the last trade he just signed. I made some research about him and discovered that he had signed 4 more partnerships with former competitors, and that these 4 partnerships all flowed because of Mckellan.â
âYou think, Hoggins is planning all this with McKellan, with the goal of eliminating his competitors all over the country, and thus being the only one on the market?â you ask looking at the papers.
âI'm sure. By removing his competitors, he recovers the shares that are due to him, if itâs not the whole. And so, he becomes more influential. The goal is to be, with McKellan, the only big fortunes, in the American market. We need to find proof of all this. An e-mail, a written record, between Hoggins and McKellan. And the only place you can find all of this is in his office. And if we succeed, one of the biggest scandals of this decade will come to light.â
âIt looks risky. But I'm up for it! if we can put that bastard in jail, I'm ready for anything!â you said determined which made Jed smiles and Danny smiles bigger. Â
You chat with him for a long time, laughing heartily and, in the early evening, you leave his apartment with a big smile on your face. It's really nice to talk to a boy as nice as him. Maybe Melina was right, maybe you and Jed were destined to meet? It is said that things never happen through chance, but there is no question of forcing fate either. If something has to happen between you, it will come naturally.
You open the door to your fridge to see what you're going to devour tonight. Homemade nems will be perfect! plus you have everything you need so no need to go out. You want to prepare everything while singing, you love to sing whether in the kitchen or in the shower, washing dishes or cleaning. You have a voice worthy of a bird song. You could have been a singer! But if it was to end up alcolic or drugged ... it wasn't worth it.
Tonight, a horror movie goes on TV, it will change you from those rotten action movies you've seen recently, with a budget as big as the best movies made so far. All with a homemade peach iced tea. Even the drinks, you make them yourself. You don't like industrial products too much, too much fat, too many conservators, too many sugars. Just horrible. Â
Once your nems are ready, you prepare your meal tray, and you'll land in front of your TV, right in time for the start of the movie. it was a classic slasher, but it was always having its effect ... especially with a chainsaw. In the middle of the film, you get up to clean your plate and glass before wiping and storing them. Â You start yawning while stretching, but you don't want to sleep. You turn off the living room lights and sit back on your couch to see the rest of the movie.
As sleep made you feel carried away, a noise startled you. You get up, slightly trembling and start heading towards the source of the noise. Steps were heard and you rushed to the kitchen to take something to defend yourself.
âI don't recommend it; you could hurt yourself with that little knife.â said a man voice who caught your arm and turned you in front of him, blocking your arms. And the only thing visible in the dark was this mask... âGlad to see you again...My sweet little star.â He said with a soft voice.
âIt's not reciprocal.â you respond coldly.
âOuch, you hurt me so hard. You should be kinder to me. After all, I let you live because my curiosity, about you, took over my desire to bleed that pretty neck.â He replied caressing your neck with his fingertips.
âHow did you get in? And if you're not here to kill me, what do you want?â
âItâs a secret. I wanted to see you... face to face. And also, to speak like good friends. You seem to get along well with the little nerd... to play little spies. All this to bring down men I could kill... If you ask me.â he said, chuckling a little.
âCertainly not! I will never kill anyone with my own hands, Even less ask someone to do it!â you respond trying to get you out a little bit, in vain.
âOh come on. Don't tell me you're a little naive girl who thinks solve all her problems legally. Sometimes you have to use radical means to overcome certain problems... Thorny. Deep down, you want to. You'd like me to shove that knife deep down his throat, to mutilate him for threatening you like this. I know everything he's trying to do to you... absolutely everything.â he replied, gently passing his knife along your face, without hurting you.
âStop it! Let me go!â you said wiggling before he takes off his hands laughing and backing up. âYouâre just a f***ing psycho!â Â
âouch you hurt me again. But I get used to it. Anyway... This guy will die sooner or later by my hands. We can talk about what you owe me at that point. But until we meet again... Pay attention to yourself and your sweet angel face, my sweet little star. You sing divinely well by the way.â Â
He stroked your cheek before leaving through the window. You catch your breath, trying to relax your muscles. You close all the shutters and windows of your apartment before turning off the TV and going to bed. Â
You look at the roof, thinking back to his words. Deep down, he was right. Solving all problems peacefully is not always the solution, but killing someone is worse. You have always been raised so as to use diplomacy more often than force. And that's not going to change. Even if McKellan deserves to be slaughtered for everything he's done? You sigh and turn off the lamp before covering up.
Tomorrow night will be the big night. And you won't have the right to make mistakes.
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(Done! It was hard but I've made it! in fact I'm so excited to start the next chapter because Iâve got a lot of ideas in my mind! I'll hope you'll enjoyed it like the others! and don't forget if you have questions or you want to talk or if you have pages to recommend me just do! Â See ya!) Â
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Could you do some jealous Jotaro with a reader who is his best friend but he wants to be more than that
Indeed I can~ Beware, swearing and mild sexual implications ahoy
âHaruto!â She giggled. She always giggled for him. Heâd sat her on his lap, the way he always did to taunt Jotaro, knowing that he got the one thing Jotaro wanted but couldnât just take. Y/N. The girl of his dreams. The girl he fought a dozen gang members and won for. âWhat? Canât I tickle you anymore~?â âNot in public, people are looking!â âPeople will look more if you keep shouting like that~â âI mean it! Stop!â She laughed, trying to push his hands away. Jotaro knew she didnât mean it, but acting all gooey with her boyfriend made him fume with rage. Heâd been by her side this whole time, looking after her when that gang targeted her. Hell, he went to jail for her, before the Egypt debacle happened. Then boom, he came home with the confidence to finally tell her how he felt, and she was in the arms of another man. Haruto had a cocky smirk, the kind of smirk that pissed Jotaro off most. He wasnât a stand user, so there wasnât any way he could kick the shit out of him and use that as an excuse, so any time he wanted to spend with Y/N was time also spend with that smarmy toad. All that bastard every did was touch her and kiss her and make her blush, and Y/N didnât even know that he was cheating on her. Still, it wasnât Jotaroâs place to say. Itâd just drive a wedge between them and give Haruto an excuse to isolate her from him. He didnât want to lose her. Heâd already lost Kakyoin, Avdol and Iggy. In his festering, angry trance, he hadnât noticed the commotion. All of a sudden, she was stood up off of her boyfriends lap, and his cheek was red with heat. He blinked, shocked, before he stood up too, trying to figure out what was going on, when he noticed how Y/N awkwardly pulled the hem of her skirt back down, and Haruto dropped a torn scrap of fabric, matching the skirt. âWhatâs your deal, bitch? Weâve been dating for months!â âYou canât just grab my skirt like that!â âLike hell I canât! Youâre my girlfriend, dammit! Stupid bitch-!â he moved to slap her in return, with a boiling heat in his dark eyes. He was planning to do more than smack her: he wanted to throttle her. In an instant, time was stopped. Jotaro didnât have long, so he ran between Haruto and Y/n, before having Star Platinum punch Harutoâs smarmy face into oblivion. By the time that time began passing again, Haruto had been forced back, doubled over the chair and bent, awkwardly, on the floor, with his toes firmly planted on the floor either side of his face. he screamed, grasping at his now-crooked nose, cursing Jotaro and Y/N. âYou asshole! Prick! Iâm gonna kick your ass! Youâre dead, Jotaro Kujo! Dead! And you, Y/N! Youâre next!â âNo, sheâs not.â Jotaroâs sole found itself firmly planted on the young manâs face, pressing down. âGood grief... Y/N, you ready to dump this weed yet?â The girl glowered down at her âboyfriendâ before sending a swift kick to his side, making the boy scrunch up even more. âYeah... Haruto, weâre done.â She snapped at him. âCome on, JoJo... letâs just go...â She murmured. Jotaro smirked. He usually got pissed off when others called him JoJo, but when it was her soft voice that said it, he couldnât help but feel a twinge inside. He nodded, stepping off of Harutoâs face before walking away with Y/N. âSo,â He began, looking down at her, with his eyes shadowed by the brim of his iconic black cap. âyouâre single now that you dropped the loser. You got any idea what youâd be looking for in a new guy?â She smiled up at him, before sliding her small hand into his. âI have a little idea... Dark hair, green eyes, gruff expression... could be called JoJo...â She then stopped, smiling. âCan you guess who?â she asked. Jotaroâs heart skipped a beat, but he hid it, looking away. âNo. Who?â Me. Me. Please, say me. âYour grandpa!â She chirped, before plucking his hat from his head and bolting. âY/N! You get back here!â âOnly if you catch me!â Oh, I will. He thought, chuckling quietly to himself. And when I do, Iâm not ever letting you go again.
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Dracula vs Frankenstein (1971)
 Iâve been meaning to get to this one for a while.  It was directed by Al Adamson and stars Lon Chaney Jr. from Indestructible Man in his last and worst film.  Also featuring appearances by Greydon Clark (director of Angelâs Revenge), Forest J. Ackerman (the comic book guy from Future War), and Jim Davis (the grandpa from The Day Time Ended, not the guy who invented Garfield), and generally being one of the shoddiest and most confusing movies Iâve ever sat through, it is a mystery to me why Joel chose Carnival Magic and just left Dracula vs Frankenstein sitting there.  Maybe it was the widescreen thing.
Itâs hard to say what the hell is going on in this movie but Iâll give it a try.  Under the cover of a carnival freak show, mad Dr. DâRay is decapitating nubile young women and then sewing their heads back on, because⊠uh⊠because.  One night, his work is interrupted by none other than Count Dracula!  The Count reveals that he knows DâRayâs secret â DâRay is really the last surviving member of the Frankenstein family, and Dracula has recovered the body of the original Frankensteinâs Monster and wants DâRay to help him bring it to life, because⊠uh⊠because.  Meanwhile, a woman named Judith Fontaine is looking for her sister, Joannie, who was last seen on the beach near Dr. DâRayâs Creature Emporium.  Judith and her boyfriend Mike eventually find their way into DâRayâs lair, and the doctor and his various deformed assistants (obviously he has deformed assistants) are all killed as the couple attempt to escape again.  What Judith and Mike donât know is that theyâre not safe yet.  They still have Dracula to deal with!
That outline actually only represents a fraction of the madness in Dracula vs Frankenstein. Â Thereâs a rapey biker gang and a bunch of noticeably over-age hippies who seem to think theyâre in a very different movie. Â Thereâs DâRayâs hunchback Groton and his pet puppy, and Grazbo the Angry Midget. Thereâs the stunningly unhelpful detective whoâs supposed to be looking for Joannie. Â DâRay brings the Frankenstein Monster back to life with the help of a magical comet. Â The idea that creatures like Dracula and the Frankenstein Monster actually exist is treated as obvious and commonplace, and the climactic fight between the two is over who gets to feel up Judith. Â Itâs a mess.
The reason Dracula vs Frankenstein is such a mishmash of incongruous ideas, at least according to El Santo of 1000 Misspent Hours, is that Adamson filmed for a while, then ran out of money and had to set the project aside while he raised more. Â During this intermission, he got a bunch of new ideas, and had to shoehorn them in with what heâd already shot to turn his original sex-drugs-and-rock-n-roll film into a monster-versus-monster piece. Â It should therefore surprise nobody if the results are about as graceful as a giraffe on roller skates.
The two title monsters are astonishingly shitty. Frankensteinâs Monster looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy gone horribly wrong. Â He looks like his head got stepped on and they couldnât afford to fix it. The first time you see him, when Dracula digs him out of a cemetery, you can barely tell youâre supposed to be looking at somethingâs face â it looks like a mass of home-made play-dough thatâs been left out in the sun. Â He has claws for some reason. Â That sequence of similes still doesnât do justice to just how absolutely terrible he looks, and yet, shockingly, heâs less stupid than Dracula.
Oh, god, this movieâs Dracula. Â His face is slathered in Observer makeup (though his hands arenât, probably because it would have gotten all over everything) and he wears bright red lipstick and fake fangs that donât allow him to fully close his mouth. Â His vinyl cape almost definitely came from Party City. His voice echoes like heâs talking into an empty garbage can, even when heâs sitting in the back seat of a car. He has an incredibly funky goatee and a ring that shoots fire. Â Everything he says and does is deeply, self-consciously dramatic and it all comes to an absurd crescendo in the series of priceless faces he makes as he turns to dust in the sun.
On a scale of absurd theatricality, Dr. DâRay is only shortly behind him.  The mad doctor dresses like Colonel Sanders, has some classic evil facial hair, and spends much of his screen time monologuing⊠but nothing he says ever makes a lick of sense. The stuff that comes out of his mouth is literally indescribable so Iâm going to have to give you some examples:
Rambling in his lab, DâRay describes his work as follows: âhuman blood is the essence from which future illusion may be created, but the secret is not to have the blood at rest.  No, the circulatory system must experience a traumatic shock, one that is inconceivable to the human mind.  The idea of trauma is not a new one, but I am sure I am the first such experimenter to incorporate the horror of an actual decapitation into later rejuvenation of a human body!â  This is evidently supposed to be a justification for the sewing-heads-back-on thing â it âactivatesâ the blood and allows DâRay to make his âserumâ.  He then injects that âserumâ into Groton, who transforms into an axe-wielding maniac.  Later, Dracula claims that the same âserumâ would have made him invincible.  I, uh⊠what?
Sorry, I was talking about DâRayâs monologuing. Â When describing his Creature Emporium, DâRay informs some guests, âthe greatest mysteries in the world are not mysteries at all, unless we take time to become familiar with them.â Â Isnât that the opposite of how mysteries work? Â Itâs easy to believe in, say, the Loch Ness Monster, until you familiarize yourself with the history of the âevidenceâ and realize that itâs almost all complete bullshit.
When Dracula shows up, DâRay declares, âI am too old and too sick to be interested or surprised by anything, but when a man comes into my house and casts no reflection on my mirror, and on his hand wears the unholy crest of Dracula, there is no scientific answer to anything. Â Now, what is on your mind, Count Dracula?â Honestly, this nonsense is spoken with such conviction that you almost donât notice that the end of the sentence has nothing to do with the beginning.
The movie has two things that might qualify as a âspecial effectâ.  One is Draculaâs zappy fire ring.  Itâs crummy, but you can tell what theyâre going for.  The other is the âcometâ that is instrumental in giving life to the Frankenstein Monster.  This is represented by a slow pan past a flickering light bulb against a black background.  Even having just heard Dracula talking about the importance of the comet, it took me a minute to figure out what I was supposedly seeing â itâs that bad.  This might be halfway forgivable if the comet were somehow important to the plot⊠if the Monster, for example, had to complete some mission before it sets or something.  But itâs totally gratuitous.  They could have taken that out, avoided a distractingly awful effect, and made the movie a little bit shorter!
As for meaning anything⊠Dracula vs Frankenstein does not, and indeed seems to go out of its way to avoid it.  The events that unfold are remarkably meaningless.  Judith finds her sister Joannie, who is not dead but neither is she alive, and then the story just forgets about Joannie and gives her no resolution.  Hippie girl Samantha is saved from being raped by her angry ex and his biker gang, but then she, too, is entirely forgotten.  DâRay and his henchmen die in a series of contrived accidents that serve no purpose but getting them out of the way so that Dracula and the Monster can fight uninterrupted.  This is particularly anticlimactic because so far, DâRay has been presented as our main baddie.  Dracula disintegrates Mike with his magic ring and then the movie rushes to its climax without giving either Judith or the audience time to deal with it.  Dracula, the movieâs actual main baddie, just turns to dust in the sun.
There are a couple of moments that are probably supposed to be social commentary, but they have nothing to do with the meandering main plot. One is the scene where a hippie guy says to his girlfriend, âletâs get ready for the big protest tonight.â Â She asks, âwhat are we protesting this time?â and he shrugs and replies, âI dunno, but I bet itâs fun.â Â Later we see this protest, which does seem to have a major âpartyâ component and features some very unspecific placards being waved. Â In another sequence thereâs a druggie bar with the walls covered in graffiti that say things like POT and SOCIETY SUCKS.
Boy, I bet Adamson was really proud of sticking it to those angry young people.
Dracula vs Frankenstein is mesmerizingly bad.  Usually the best bad movies are the kind where you can follow the story a bit, so you arenât wasting time wondering what the hell is going on instead of appreciating the nonsense dialogue and unconvincing effects.  Dracula vs Frankenstein is a singular exception.  You never have any idea what anybodyâs doing and yet somehow it doesnât matter⊠the movie gives up on making sense very early, and just forges merrily ahead, dragging you along behind it.  Whatâs actually happening never matters enough to distract.  I honestly donât know if this is a point in the movieâs favour or not⊠but it would have made a hell of an MST3K episode.
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Heeeeeey, since you are manga caught up and you have read the ending, how about, Sumihiko and co time-travel to the Taisho era and meet their ancestors?? How interesting would that be, and Touko would recognize they all existed! (Also Kanata x Touko is cute, screw the sick minded people saying it's incest)
Ahhhh, what a awesome and interesting ask! Well, I donât really argue with close-minded people about something, so if they still want to be stubborn and still want to think itâs incest, best thing is to leave them be, because we know itâs not incest and Gotouge already explained it, their fault theyâre stubborn not anyone elseâs.Â
Anyways to the ask! Without an illustration since there arenât GIFâs or pictures:
PS: Time-travel doesnât seem realistic to me, so excuse me if I took it into my comfort zone, I had a better idea for it!
Sumihiko and his brother were having a sleepover over the Agatsumaâs, Kanata mostly by Toukoâs side, holding her hand and both smiling to one another. Sumihiko and Yoshiteru talking about anything really.
Their conversation went on, until Sumihiko brought up the story of their ancestors and how they fought with the demons and the Demon King.
Touko listened to their conversation and rolled her eyes, stating that it was just fiction, that their great-grandpa was just someone with big imagination. Upong which Yoshiteru argued her statement, earning a harsh pull on the ear.
âWhat if they actually existed and fought against them? Can you prove itâs fiction?â
At Sumihikoâs answer, Touko had much hesitation, she herself didnât have any proof to her statement. So she just said she didnât.
âWhat if we time-travel?â
*Of course Yoshiteru was greeted by his oldest sisterâs scolding and ear pulling.
âYou dummy! Time-travel doesnât even exist! Why is it that youâre like this always! Was great-grandpa Zenitsu like this?!â
âOf course time-travel is impossible... But if they existed, then surely some memory or something may be there.â Kanata tried to reason and calm Touko down, so she could stop pulling on poor Yoshiteruâs ear, which was pretty swollen and red.
Touko stopped doing what sheâs doing, smiling and giving the reason to Kanata. That boy surely made her relax a little.
âWell, great-grandpa Tanjirou fought with this katana right?â It was when Sumihiko pulled out the katana they kept as memory.
Kanata wasnât that happy his younger brother took the memorial katana without asking.
âSumihiko, you shouldnât have taken it. Itâs a memorial.â
âI know, I know, but Iâm curious about great-grandpa and his adventures with the demon slaying job! How he and great-great-great Aunt Nezuko had it. We know the story of our three-times great uncles and aunt dying and our three-times great aunt turned into a demon, how they went throught it, so many things I want to know!â
Sumihikoâs enthusiasm was evident, and it all started to get Touko more interested in the topic. Well if they really did existed, then maybe there is something somewhere to know about them.
The four talked about the topic until pretty late, and called it a night, everyone sleeping in futons in the living room. Soon, they all started to dream. It was a shared dream. In the dream, Sumihiko woke by started, he was in a different house, didnât seem to be Touko and Yoshiteruâs. It all looked pretty ancient, like the Taisho era.
âEh? Where are we?â The boy looked around, and felt pretty out of place and worked out, he noticed his brother was sleeping next to him and shook him lightly. âKanata, Kanata! Nii-san wake! Weâre not in home!â
Kanata groaned and slowly opened his eyes. âSumihiko? What are you saying-â He was quick to sit up, his brother was right, that wasnât home. He quickly turned to Touko sleeping by his other side and shook her. âTouko? Touko-chan, wake up, somethingâs up.
Touko was quick to be up and smacked her brother awake. âWake you you dummy!â
Yoshiteru yelped and scrambled to his feet. âWha, nani nani?!â
âWeâre not home, where is here?!â Touko was becoming pretty agitated, when Kanata held her hand and she calmed almost immediately.
âDonât worry Touko-chan, if youâre here with me, then nothing can happen to you.â He reassured her softly.
It was night in that strange place. Soon they heard some voices, turning looking in awe.
âTanjirou! Where are we going?!â A blond with the same appearance as Yoshiteru but save from the blond to orange hair.
Then the called boy stood there, it was Tanjirou, Kanata and Sumihikoâs great-grandfather, very alike with Sumihiko, save from the earrings and the scar.
âGreat-grandpa Zenitsu...â Touko whispered
âAnd great-grandpa Tanjirou...â Sumihiko echoed.
âIt was real after all...â Touko was no convinced and Yoshiteru took advantage of it.
âI was right all this time, not Nee-san?â
âUrusai, baka!â Touko kicked him in the side, she had such a temper, once again she found herself being held by the hand by Kanata and she calmed.
âI wonder why my sister is such a hooligan...â Yoshiteru grumbled, but then quickly shut up at the glare said sister shot him.
Soon it came the time where Nezuko pulled out of the box and stood next to her brother. Many similarities with Touko. The other girl at seeing her three times-great aunt, she got a real shock, she was demon. All the stories told by their other family members were right and the diary her great-grandpa wrote also was right, she could tell that this was a time where they still were not close to defeat the threat that was Muzan.
âWoah, that kid Giichiâs ancestorâ Sumihiko commented, meaning Giyuu who was with the trio, same hair but longer, same deep blue eyes and face shape. Giichi was an elementary kid he often ran into when he was in a hurry to his school, he was watching the ancestor of that kid.
Suddenly Yoshiteru had parted from the group and it was only by Touko who freaked out.
âAh, where did that idiot go?! Yoshiteru!!â She barked, searching around, they were in an unknown territory but that kid really had to disappear just like that?
Kanata put an arm around her. âDonât worry Tou-chan, weâll find him, thatâs for sure,â Though he really was in the same with his girlfriend of wanting to smack that kid good.
Yoshiteru had adventured himself a little in the dense forest, wanting to see a demon or see if one would come. He was curious. And his urges to do so came when out of nowhere one jumped at him. The boy screeched. âGYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!â
âOh no that idiot got into trouble!â Touko ran where she heard her brotherâs scream, going along with Kanata and Sumihiko. When they got there, they froze seeing it was a demon.
Soon a voice was heard. âWater Breathing, Second Form: Water Wheel!â
The demonâs head was sliced off, and Yoshiteru turned to look at his savior, Tanjirou stood there, going over to see if the boy was okay.
âAre you okay?â
âYoshiteru!!â Touko ran over and immediately smached her brother upside the head. âBaka! Only you would think on getting lost and into trouble in unknown territory, you idiot!â She smacked him again, having half the mind to just smack his tush for that, but restrained herself.
âI-Iâm sorry Onee-san...I was scared!â he immediately started screeching with tears, but this time his sister sighed and hugged him. She turned to look at Tanjirou... her three-times-great uncle...
Tanjirou blinked. âH-hey, you kid... you look like Zenitsu..â He stared at Yoshiteru then to Touko. âYou like Nezuko...â And then was Kanata. âAnd you like Kanao....â what got him into a freeze was Sumihiko who looked like him, saved from the earrings and the scar.
âTanjirou, whatâs wrong?â Giyuu soon joined and so did Zenitsu and Inosuke.
The four kids from many, many, many years later where stared at like they were aliens.
âG-great-grandpa...â Sumihiko started.
âGreat-grandpa?â Tanjirou blinked, was this some sort of dream? Was he asleep and dreaming that he had a great-grandson? Where were his kids and grandkids then? If this kid was his great-grand son? He didnât understand.
After a big explanation, Tanjirou understood, in the future he was to marry Kanao, have kids and grandkids, these two Sumihiko and Kanata were his last generations, therefore in the time where these kids were from, he and the others were likely dead.
âThis is unbelievable but, here you are.âÂ
âYou were awesome, great-grandpa, really awesome!â Sumihiko exclaimed happily. âYou fought with everything and the others too. Iâm glad I was able to meet you, something that I thought impossible.â
Soon, back to the current time, the four were starting to wake.
âUh what?â Sumihiko looked around, they were back at the Agatsumaâs home, so all that was just a dream?
Kanata rubbed his eyes and looked around, unsure of what just happened a while back.
Touko yawned and blinked. âA dream?â
Yoshiteru was simply sleeping soundly still.
âThat dream felt very real.â Kanata commented. âSo it mightâve been a clue to the mystery of our ancestors.
âStill awesome we got to talk to them even if a dream, thatâs checked outta the bucket list!â Sumihiko chirped.
Touko smiled. âGreat-grandpa Zenitsu, simply like Yoshiteru, a cowardly yet heroic and strong man. Not that Yoshiteru is that, but our great-grandpa was.â
âNow we now they existed, the heroes.â
From now on the ancestors were remembered as existent and so the demons, even honored. The dream was actually a real thing.
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Prompt: Wally Franks, but he's a wizard.
One wizard Wally coming right up!
It was a miracle how the Janitor kept the studio clean.
Even when it was just a tiny shack of a building, it was a busy tiny shack of a building that had ink and papers constantly spilling everywhere; crumpled up balls of paper that would miss the trashcans, broken bottles of ink, and god knows what else because people are messy. But it was manageable and easily cleaned. After all, if Wally 'slacks off until the last possible second every single day in that dumb hat of his' Franks managed to keep the place spotless, it couldn't be that hard.
Anyone in the studio could recognize Wally without even meeting the man because of that ridiculous hat, but nobody could tell why he wore such a thing as he always changed the story behind it.
"Laugh now, but dese are all the rage ouva in dose hoity-toity upscale cities. I'm gonna mistaken for one of those shmucks and get famous!"
"Oh, dis old thing? Okay, let me set the stage fah ya: Way, way, back in good ol' 1692, my great-great-insert a couple dozen or so more 'greats' in dere grandpa really cheesed off a witch in da woods... *one over the top ridiculous story later* ...and now my entire bloodline is cursed to weah stupid hats."
"I Might've lost da first bet, but ya should've seen da getup the outha guy's stuck with!"
"Da best way ta keep a clown from sneakin' up an killin' ya is ta trick 'em into thinkin' you're one of them."
"All my outha hats got covered in ink."
"Didn't ya see dat Mickey Mouse short in da 'Fantasia' thang Disney put out? Obviously I wear dis stupid hat 'cause gives me magical powers."
"Isn't 'Steamboat Willie' they only animation that Disney made?"
"Aw shoot- I mean, I must've been thinkin' about something else then."
Often after answering he'd laugh and nonchalantly change the subject. Nobody really thought anything of it, the Janitor was the biggest chatterbox in the studio and always had a bunch of different subjects on his mind.
The day after Henry left, the studio expanded.
More rooms to fill with art, more people to fill the void of the lost creator, more ink to fuel it all. In fact, it didnât stop there, why should it? Joey more musicians and started hiring voice actors to make future cartoons even better than the old ones, to prove to himself that he didn't need Henry to make their creation successful. Yet in spite of this rapid growth, the cleaning staff still only had one member; a single janitor and his stupid, colorful, pointy hat.
Joey didnât even bother trying to hire anyone else for the studioâs cleaning staff. Even when animators and musicians got concerned for Wally about being the only janitor at such a big studio, Joey always said that he could never find anyone as âtalentedâ as Wally for the job. And to the Directorâs credit, he was correct. No matter how large the studio grew, no matter how often the janitor slacked off, and no matter how bad the messes got, the studio would always be completely and perfectly spotless when the workers arrived in the morning. While Wally did complain to high heaven about having to clean up after everybody and often repeated what was essentially now his catchphrase, he never seemed to be exhausted from the job itself. If anything, he seemed to be overall more well rested than the other staff.
However, almost no one paid mind to this, after all, they work to do and had deadlines to meet, no time to spend wondering about the Janitor's uncanny ability to stay on top of his workload, they just were used to it and accepted it as one of the studio workersâ natural mysteries. Like how the building felt like it was changing itself sometimes, or how the projectionist seemed to be anywhere and or everywhere, or how the music director seemed to be a seer who made bitter, sarcastic, and or dry humored remarks that would often turn into accurate predictions of the future, or how Joey always seemed to know where everyone in the studio was. (Okay, that last one mightâve just been that he had the building wiretapped and there was nothing supernatural about that.)
Thankfully for Wally Franks, there was only one person who really took the time to sit down and question how he managed to get all several stories of the now almost constantly inked studio completely spotless was the man who had piled on a couple extra chores with his and his machine's arrival.
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âSo Iâm cleaning da studio late at night an' I almost forgot dat Mistah Conner started doing late night shifts an' he almost caught me in full swing, I had brooms and mops out flyin' everywhere an' he almost saw everythang! Luckily, his footsteps are pretty heavy so it was easy ta know when he was coming but man dat was close! And I'm startin' ta think he's caught on to da fact dat there's something fishy goin' on down 'ere an' I bet I was really something suspicious back 'dere. 'Dis is the first time since dat incident he let me outta his sight while on da clock. What do ya think Sam? Last straw? Should I really get outta here before it gets worse? How'd my futuah look eitheah way?"
The music director sighed in annoyance before answering the janitor.
"For the last goddamned time, I CAN'T really see the future, Franks! That's just a dumb running joke between the studio."
"But you definitely can! And wit' accuracy too! remembah when ya told me ta not eat dat sandwich in the fridge or else I'd get punched even though it was MY Sandwich and afta I shrugged ya off, Jerry went an' clocked me in da jaw? You saw the freakin' futuah! You saw that I'd get punched and ya tried ta warn me!"
"Or, I saw the fact you have a long history of eating other people's food, had my back turned to you at the moment, and thought you were eating Jerry's sandwich. Jerry probably also thought you were eating his sandwich because you two brought in the exact same lunch!"
The musician stood up from his seat to refill his coffee mug, but before he could, the janitor dropped down on his knees in front of him and gave him his best 'puppy dog eyes'.
"C'mon Sammy! Please tell me what I should do! I don't wanna end up stuck in jail or dead from this! I have a girlfriend and a kid!"
The unwilling prophet pinched the bridge of his nose as he thought of something to tell the "wizard" to get him off his back.
"My best advice to you is to tell Conner about your secret in a secluded area, preferably a night shift you both work. If he doesn't believe you, demonstrate a simple yet flashy spell. And then wait for his reaction. If you get the feeling he's going to tell the world, tell him that if he tells anyone else, you will curse him and his entire bloodline."
"Wait, really? I mean, I don't plan on ignorin' ya but is dat really the best caurse of action?"
"What's wrong with it?"
"Well fer starters, cursing an entirah bloodline ain't somethin' you should take lightly! Even if it's something small, just, an' kinda silly like; 'Every time ya yell at someone for somethin' they didn't do, yer voice turns all high pitched and squeaky'. Ya could end up ruinin' someone's life! What if Tom's great-great grandson or whateva decided ta become a lawyeah and while defendin' his client, his voice got all squeaky. He'd be da laughin' stock of da legal system an' I'd be ta blame!"
"Okay, fine. Then just curse Conner specifically if he tries to ruin your life."
"But I don't even use magic on livin' things! What if I screw up an' accidentally turn him inta some kinda squeaky toy? Besides, is dere any otha way than just, revealing my secret dat I kept for my entirah life ta some guy who came in here an' started bossin' me around?"
Sammy rolled his eyes in annoyance. An action that registered to Wally as 'Why do these people keep asking me for help with the future if they keep fighting against me over the advice I give?' While Sammy knew his action meant 'Why am I constantly being bothered by my coworkers over their dumb running jokes pretending that magic is real?'
"Well, you told me, didn't you?"
"I mean, yeah, but dat's different! We're both, you know, and he's... well, not! I know you won't out me, but he might, even unda da threat of cursing!"
The two stood in silence for a bit before Sammy tried to leave again and Wally blocked his way.
"Just in case, do ya have any otha predictions?"
"I predict that if you stand between me and the coffee machine for any longer, you will suffer a terrible fate by my hands."
"Okay, okay! jeeze..."
And as the musician left for the break room, Wally silently dreaded the next time he and Tom would work a night shift together. Hopefully the studio's constantly irritated oracle was right about this being the best course of action.
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