#and yes lightning mcqueen is on it

[dont-eat-spam]

me: yeah so like i think i want a girlfriend but i don’t want to GET a girlfriend i want to HAVE a girlfriend like i don’t want to go through the whole process of having to ask a girl if they like girls and that stuff but that’s not very fair to the hypothetical girlfriend in question. what’s the point of dating someone if you aren’t friends or at least know each other first. which then makes me think, do i even want a girlfriend? or just more close friends irl who put time and effort into talking to and hanging out with me? cause also im aroace so a “girlfriend” for me would likely be similar to a friend or queerplatonic partner, which, while aren’t bad options, aren’t very fair to the hypothetical girlfriend who likely wants a romantic and/or sexual relationship, which i likely won’t want or be able to reciprocate but also i don’t know because im getting older and discovering things about myself and shit like i used to say i would never want to have sex ever and now i think maybe possibly someday it could potentially happen with the right person but i don’t want to get in a relationship with false pretenses because “maybe, i don’t know yet”

the lightning mcqueen cardboard cutout i keep on my lesbian shelf: kachow

[yogurtgut]

am I late?? hope im not late to this-

[krasnyel]

these rookies are so annoying smh

[honkygay]

may have gotten into Cars. no not *cars* cars i mean the movies

*sighs* throwing him into the tulips and cactus’ that what im doing. hes like a scrappy little raccoon.

[bisexualmcqueen]

so i figured out the funniest possible way to do the 'salqueen babies' trope

he then finds someplace better (cave)

cuddle pile time

she's framing that.

they are a crazy but happy family <3

[favlie]

i was watching the duels and bubba wallace appeared holding his son like this and i was like hmmmmmmmm <_<

so here, have a lazy fanart of human lightning mcqueen holding his baby girl on an interview ♥ (more of the human au)

[tainebot01]

Considering that they both attended Themis Legal Academy around the same time, there is a greater than zero chance this happened at some point.

[Image ID: A digital redraw of the ‘Father in emergency room with son due to arrow injury’ meme, with Sebastian Debeste and Hugh O’ Connor from Ace Attorney. Both of them are sitting in an emergency waiting room. Sebastian has an arrow in his upper right torso, and Hugh is holding a Kyūdō archery bag. Sebastian has his arms crossed with his baton resting in his right hand, while Hugh is nervously gripping his archery bag with his left hand. Sebastian has a relatively calm or slightly amused facial expression despite the situation, while Hugh looks rightly concerned. End Description]

[fraternum-momentum]

WE'RE GETTING EVICTED FROM OUR APARTMENT.

[kkelsey--spring]

im trying to see smth

[nerdyspies]

in a society of lightning mcqueens, be the tow mater you want to see in the world

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[rookie-lou]

Isn’t this guy giving Lightning McQueen vibes? Oliver Bearman somehow reminds me of a humanized version of Lightning. Maybe not completely his look, but his appearance and this innocent, adorable gaze. (At least in his rookie years. And he also could look more like Charles Leclerc, but blonde of course)

And Doc Hudson is like Oliver’s father. Loving his kid and hugging him after races, no matter if Lightning won or not. He says then: “That’s my boy.” And: “You got a lot of stuff, kid.”

Doc also is on edge during the races. Trying to teach and lead his kid, but it’s stressing him out because Lightning isn’t always listening and does his own thing in between.

[spookymultimedia]

Have some cuddly kenman this chilly season

[pinkpinkmermayyy]

*chick and lightning are both in front of a mirror*

chick: would you look at that? I see a strong, confident, handsome young man in there

lightning: wow, thats actually really nice-

chick: oh look you're here too!

@champmorado @gaystappen

[bisexualmcqueen]

was thinking about Cruz... she's been racing for 6+ years now.

piston cup champion cruz ramirez <33

new firesuit again! thats 3 so far, wahoo!!

once again based on the 2024 GRC diecast line! (pictured)

a monty to look tall next to

[hercarisntyours]

i can't decide if orion pax and lightning mcqueen would get along or hate each other