#and will randomly do it whenever they want to

[vaquerolvr]

I need if your able, one with the dirty patriot cacaw mother fucker Graves for the good looking boy dorky posts, 🥺🙏 if not I'd be down for Nikolai on such a Nik kick it ain't funny 💖

tell me i’m your national anthem

synopsis: texts with graves as your bf

extra headcanons at the bottom again :)

cw: mentions of injuries

an: this is just graves getting bullied because i hate him /j. soap and ghost version will be coming soon (probably) while i force myself to get through the ghosts campaign. title is from national anthem by lana del rey :3

masterlist

⊹ he’s so bad at video games

even something simple, like animal crossing (i have a vision of him playing wild world and getting pissed when the villagers are mean to him). BUT he can be convinced (bullied) into playing with you. be warned, he will do his best to lose on purpose, out of spite

⊹ i’m not saying he’s a sugar daddy but…

you never have to pay for anything again after you start dating him. he’s the type of guy to randomly give you $1,000 to “buy something nice.” he wouldn’t force you to quit your job but he definitely encourages it. like sure, you can have a “career” or whatever if you want, but wouldn’t it be so much nicer if you just stayed home and looked pretty for him?

⊹ he secretly loves shitty soap operas

he’ll stand in the living room watching the TV for like an hour but insist that he’s not invested in it. (bonus points to anyone who knows what show i was referencing hehe)

⊹ freaks out anytime you’re hurt

even a tiny paper cut is enough to switch him into mother hen mode. will pamper you, treats you like royalty until you feel better. it’s nice at first but after the fourth hour of him hovering and not even letting you go to the bathroom by yourself, you’ll probably be tempted to smack him

⊹ gets SUPER clingy whenever he has to be away from you for longer than a week

he won’t say it but he feels guilty about leaving you alone so much, it’s part of why he insists on spoiling you. he’s kind of a workaholic but having you around makes him want to cut back on his hours.

⊹he can’t handle horror movies

torture? war crimes? death? he’s fine with all of it. but the chestburster scene in alien? he’s turning away from the screen and gagging.

⊹ he falls for the ligma joke every time

at some point you have to start wondering if he’s dumb or if he’s just playing along to make you laugh.

⊹ HE’S A SIMP

can never say no to you, folds at the slightest bit of begging.

⊹ the first time you called him kitten was the closest he’s ever been to breaking up with you

he’s resigned at this point. doesn’t bat an eye if you call him your malewife or babygirl. will be a little upset if you call him that in public though.

dividers from @/saradika-graphics :)

[crazylittlejester]

my modern au Wars would regularly abuse his flexibility by randomly doing a death drop/dip as a reaction to slightly upsetting information whenever he thinks itd be funny

Twi asked him to unload the dishwasher and he didn’t want to? Legend sent him a text telling him he’s the world’s worst upstairs neighbor? Athena tells him it’s HIS turn to drive them to their favorite restaurant cos she drove last week?

on the opposite side of the emotion spectrum, he would do a backflip to express excitement provided theres enough space in the room

[fabuloustrash05]

Is it just me, or does it feel like there are several more mutants in the TMNT 2012 universe that the show never talked about? What I mean is, New York can't be the only city where mutants roam around. Unless they picked specifically NY and nowhere else to do their mutations and all that stuff. What if there are mutants from different places? Idk, this thought randomly just appeared in my head.

I was actually thinking about this the other day cause in the season 2 episode The Kraang Conspiracy, Kurtzman shows April and the Turtles his research, explaining the Kraang have been on earth for many MANY years.

With the Kraang being on Earth for this long, you'd think they probably have other bases and are experimenting on mutants in other parts of the world outside of NY but the show never explores that concept. We can assume that NY is their primary location for their studies and experiments (considering that is where their leader Kraang Prime resides and they've suggested Kraang are like a hive mind, like bees with their queen, but with mind control cause all Kraang are just brainwashed Utrom under the control of K!Prime) and NY is where they wish to execute their big plan, but did the writers ever consider that establishing that the Kraang have been here since Ancient Egyptian times that maybe the Kraang aren't actually gone when the Turtles calm they are by season 4-5??? Which btw, there's never an actual conclusion to the Kraang plot, they just disappear after the Triceraton invasion. The last time we see the Kraang species as a whole is in the season 4 ep War for Dimenson X, with the later ep Trans Dimensional Turtles being the last time we see Kraang Sub Prime.

At the same time, the show makes in clear that the Kraang are cowards, whenever facing a threat that can easily over power them, they run away (EX: the Triceratons, instead of fighting back they just ran and hide away to avoid conflict until the Triceratons found them hidding on Earth) So I could assume the Kraang wanted to lay low and only are in NY, maybe they've hopped around to different states and/or countries every few hundred years to avoid being spotted, but theirs still a high chance that some of the Kraang failed/rejected mutant experiments (future ally or foe) are still out there wondering the Earth that the Turtles are unware of.

Writers and artist of TMNT 2012, this gives yall an opening for fun fanfics and even OC making! Make a mutant OC that was created in another part of the world. Its possible in canon that other Kraang bases exist outside of NY. There's potential here!! GO FOR IT! :D

[lucycore]

Joker vs Batman

How it would be dating one of them, kinda a comparison. I won't specify on 1 Batman and Joker, just in general as a character from the universe.

☁️Fluffy fluff fluff ☁️ (If u want a smut version let me know! (I will do it anyway, u guys know me))

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First the Joker: 🃏

How u met: Well...Not like you'd imagine..You randomly crossed paths, frightened by seeing him cuz you hated him and didn't feel safe at all in your own city. You caught his attention with your eyes full of fear, he thought you're easy to manipulate and fear would benefit him. So he kidnapped you, held you captivity to turn you into his puppet that he could use for his plans, wishes, missions and such.

Later in time you developed the Stockholm syndrome and kinda fell attached to him. When that happened he freed you from captivity cuz he knew you wouldn't try to escape anymore.

Lets see..Toxic asf

Manipulative

Allows you to cuddle him but tries to quickly push you off

What he does tho is give you love if he needs something.

Very narcissist (I know what I'm talking about I have a dad like that)

Let me explain: He cuddles, kisses you, a lot of gifts, words of affection and such only if he needs you for something.

Which is a popular way narcissists use to manipulate and get you to do whatever they want.

Kinda abusive at time, especially if things don't go as planned for him or if you talk back

Shit I don't envy you at all being with him

Tho later in time he develops kind of an attachment

He never felt that before, he would try to drink it away, talk it away, ignore it or even curse at it but nothing helps

He falls in love on his own psychopathic way but hey, at least he won't treat you like his puppet anymore.

He lets you cuddle and kiss him and doesn't rush to push you off. He somewhere enjoys it

He for the first time feels something. Like warmness whenever you're with him.

He puts you second, even before batman. Obviously for the Joker he is his own number 1 but after that you.

And who knows, maybe he will change his mind and put you first. Let's wait and see.

Batman to Joker: "Let her go, stop using her as a puppet and take me. I'm right here."

Joker: *laughs at him* "Oh but she doesn't want to go. She chose her side."

Batman to you: "So he manipulated you to believe he really loves you, huh? He doesn't. He is just using you for his personal gain."

Joker: "Wrong. I would burn the world for one of her tears"

Now the Batman 🦇:

How you met: I'll give you 2 options. First one being: You were invented to one of his parties and when he saw you he couldn't take his eyes off of you and just had to hit you up, or else he wouldn't forgive himself for missing such an opportunity. Your outfit, hair, make up and body did it to him pretty hard.

Second option: Joker and the bat had a fight again and while you were trying to run home, he hit you with a hard object which was meant to fly in Jokers direction but that maniac used you as a shield, not caring for your innocence in that fight or that it might have killed you. The bat quickly rushed to you not caring about the Joker escaping. He would usually just call an ambulance or so and continue his fight but he couldn't let you be like that. Something about you warmed his heart. He picked you up, brought you to his apartment and waited for the ambulance. Poor guy felt so bad.

Okay so now that we have this settled let's continue with the headcanons.

Shit that guy is romantic asf

Charming, warm hearted and carrying

Would buy you everything you want no matter how expensive

You're his top 1 priority

Would do everything to keep you save

Tho one day the Joker kidnapped you to use you for his plans and against the bat to blackmail him or so.

That was like a death wish from that clown

Batman couldn't handle his anger and did everything to save you and keep you save

He swore to never let it happen again to you

He loves your cuddles and kisses and does it for hours in bed

He would love you as his housewife, cooking for him, taking care of him, stitching him up when needed and just do everything to make him relax after his batman things.

You to the bat: "How much do I mean to you, Bruce?"

Bat: "A lot but you already know."

You: "Define "a lot". "

Bat: "I would give you the whole world"

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Yes this one didn't save..I was fr sitting there like: *the image of joker*

[maccawrites]

"Home" by Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros is extremely Goose/Carole-coded.

[freakinator]

new leo yippee

[tariah23]

That lady really made Sesshoumaru a pedophile…

[dreamlogic]

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[running-in-the-dark]

I'm still not feeling great. now one side of my face also hurts lol, it's just one thing after another, this body sucks

[icewindandboringhorror]

recent things

[david-watts]

I think at this point I'm immune to gaslighting like fucking try me. don't say 'I haven't rearranged the pantry' when you have, actually, and made a massive fuss about it

[optiwashere]

Asheera <3

Her 💜

She 💜

(P.S. I'll need to get some more cosmetic mods for the scars on her face since this was the closest I could get Way Back When)

[tubborucho]

So… apparently people really don’t like writing fan fiction on their phones? *nervously laughs in wrote practically all her fics on the phone*

[aberooski]

I love my gx winx au and I love that it's just bits and pieces of me being like oh that's fun and not having any semblance of lore or plot. It's purely contained to the character designs I've drawn for the girls.

[cereal-abyss-mage]

i'm learning russian and french at the same time and I swear to god if I accidentally find a random cyrillic letter in the middle of a word writen in latin alphabet one more time or accidentally mix languages mid sentence, I will yell

or sometimes I find that when I'm writing a translation of a word in russian that sounds similar in polish I just write the russian word again but in latin alphabet for some reason

or I can somehow remember all of my miniscule spanish when I'm trying to learn french even though I literally don't remember a word in spanish otherwise

my language module is broken at this point, if you ever find my notes and there is something like boнjour, just ignore it, I literally don't pick up on it when I'm making and rereading my notes

[rosicheeks]

i do not know if i ever sent this to you. i have posted it. i hope you like it Princess.