#and was scared s h i t l e s s of john

[nevereclipse]

you wanna know what kills me?

young!sams face in season 7, ep 3 when he's talking about John and says "you don't wanna see him when he's drunk."

that. that kills me.

[chounaifu]

HIGHLIGHT REEL

In honor of my one year long return to the RPC, I'm going to share my favorite RP/OOC memories across all of my blogs from the past 12 months, completely out of context. If you recognize all of them, you'll get a door prize or something idk.

"That's a stereotype, and you should look inward."

"Why are you in my room???" "WHY IS EVERYONE IN HER ROOM????"

Dank Herba

Storm Area Zero: They can't stop all of us

[Professor Sada Icon] Hit the Gritty Aldrés

Women Want Me: Veluza Fear Me

"I'm not building a STAR TRAIN."

"Here comes Larry McBozo the Tax Evasion Clown."

"YEAH I knew Jack-Homo would understand." "My name is GIACOMO."

"I am Giacomo and I'm not a vocaloid."

Giacomo becomes a vocaloid.

"Which one of you. Has Tupper Jesus???" "It's Rex"

"The reason Giovanni was never caught is because he spoke Italian and scared the cops."

The Gross Beat.

Kotone. . . . . . . . . . . Its me, Giacomo

Droopy Hello Kitty

Giacomo threatens to kill Ghetsis with a forklift. Ghetsis threatens to kill Giacomo for real.

[ Confetti, and cheering ] A Gun

The power of friendship kicks in [ Mabosstiff is flashbanged ]

Comfort character anon

"I hear they call you the silly little pizza man."

Alistair does a drive-by.

Mela becomes the Doomslayer.

"Proton, why are there BITE MARKS in the drywall????"

Ants in the coffee machine. :)

89 packs of ramen

KRANKENWAGEN

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L + Ratio + your blue hair and pronouns

Proton's Knifeapalooza

9/10 venue, got shot here, would come back

"WE GET IT JAX, YOU HAVE A COMICALLY SIZED PENIS."

"I'M Ken, YOU'RE Barbie."

"Boss is going to watch the Barbie movie with me."

The American Psycho Team Rocket Speech

"NOOOOOO I'M FRENCH."

Gatorade should be thicker

"Get banana'd." -Proton is turned into a banana.-

Proton is then somehow smarter as a banana?????

Gold's Teddiursa waterboards Proton

Babygirl lost his arm

"What the Clefuck is going on here?"

That one time everyone stayed up until 1 am for some reason on the dash and we all swapped embarrassing life stories.

Plane, using the wrong tupper: Proton shut the fuck up

The Bad Parents Club

Proton spends $300 on plush toys for Ree

The Stardew Valley Launchshipping Saga

LusaMemes

Lysandre and Lusamine arguing like a divorced couple.

John and Lusamine arguing like a married couple.

FEESH PUNCH "Starmie knows psychic" NO FEESH PUNCH

"By the way, I am bisexual-- oh, wrong ask box."

"OH so you're homophobic now? Unbelievable."

Take THAT A E T H I E S T S.

"Padawan Anakin is why I hate men."

They/thems will tell you "I know a place" and then take you to the end of the map.

"Thanks for taking me to the abyss I guess."

[specialagent836]

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tagging: any mutuals, especially those who have me on discord

B A S I C S

Name: “Looker”  Yamada Osamu   Age:  49 Birthdate: November 14, 1974 Species: Human/Ditto    Gender: Male  Orientation: Gay  Profession: Ex-Interpol Detective (freelance working for John) / Private Investigator

P H Y S I C A L A S P E C T S

Hair:  Dark brown almost black, hints of silver showing at his temples, fluffed up in the front Eyes: Hazel/Green Skin: Scaring on his arms covered by a geometric tattoo done during a visit to Alola. Some scarring on his back and legs, especially around his right knee. Height: 6′2′’ / 188 cm Weight: 190 lbs / 86kg

F A M I L Y

Siblings: None survived. Parents: Unknown Grandparents: Unknown Other Relatives: Close relationship with Nanu (friend), Anabelle (friend), Emma (ward) Cyan (friend) @/cyantific, Koga (intimate) @/poisonpatriarch, Giovanni (rival) @/tohjofallsexhile. Any Pets? Partners: A ditto, rockruff, arcanine, croagunk, boltund, midreavus, herdier, luvdisc, and sinistea.

S K I L L S

Master of Disguise

Perception/Observation

Reading People

Black Belt in a Martial Art

Uncannily punctual

T R A I T S

—— Positive —— Powerful, Calm, Determined, Loyal, Charismatic, Humorous, Diligent, Honest

—— Negative —— Obsessive, Untrusting, Stubborn, Secretive, Thick-headed, Old-fashioned in regards to Technology

L I K E S

Colors: Brown, blue, purple Smells: wood, leather, something cooking, spices Textures: leather, his favorite coat, running his fingers through his hair, fur, the spiral binding of a notepad Drinks: coffee, tea with cream/milk, whiskey

O T H E R D E T A I L S

Smokes?: Socially. Drugs: No Driver License: Yes Been Arrested?: Does being chased when you were a kid count? if not, no

[lebenspurpur]

hi!! i love your blog! could you do an nsfw alphabet for amanda young, please??

Thank you :>

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Amanda really has to grow used to take care of someone. She's been alone for a long time and therefore didn't have a lot of aftercare to do.

She's surprisingly good at being tender and caring. That's an even bigger astonishment for herself, after all, she thinks she's this evil, bad person.

She's very good at stitching people up so when something gets out of hand (or it doesn't and you're just hardcore), she's going to treat you fast and efficiently.

If you've earned her trust, she also won't say no to cuddling afterward. Amanda finds a lot of peace in your warm body pressed against hers, arms enveloping you tightly.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Her favorite body part on her own body are her arms. Amanda is surprisingly strong and it comes to good use when she's trying to please you.

Her favorite body part on you is your mouth. The acts of pleasure your lips and tongue are capable of are endless and Amanda loves it.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Amanda loves when you come on her tongue. There's something very pleasing about it to her.

Otherwise, she doesn't think about cum all that much. It's a normal thing, something that she doesn't really think about.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

This shouldn't really be a surprise but Amanda has her own "traps" for sex. She won't talk about them unless she has to punish you.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Amanda has experience but her past lovers weren't really good lovers. Therefore, her idea of sex is not the best so the first time you two hook up, she's quite astonished herself.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

She likes when you're on top of her, hands on either side of your hips as she admires your body in its glory. It doesn't matter if she's sitting up or not either, she just likes the feeling of you on top of her.

But really, anything will do as long as she has a little bit of control.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Amanda is usually serious but she can be quite sarcastic.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

She doesn't have time to shave. And before she met you, she didn't even have a reason.

Amanda doesn't have a lot of body hair but it's quite thick.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Amanda is a little bit scared of intimacy and romance. Until now, those feelings only hurt her.

As soon as she trusts you, sex is one of her more intimate moments. She likes to whisper praises, I love you's, and other sweet things into your ear during your orgasm. A reminder of her feelings.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Amanda only really masturbates when it's absolutely necessary and she has time to do it. So not really often.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Bondage, overstimulation, and sensory deprivation are some of her favorites.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the "do")

Everywhere except any place, John could come in. Which aren't a lot considering that man is on the brink of death.

The bed will always be her number one but really, get her horny and she'll take you wherever you're standing.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Little sweet actions. Holding her hand. Kissing her palms. Complimenting her. Buying a gift for her.

Amanda is touch and affection starved and she gets riled up when she receives any.

Also, wearing revealing clothing can do the trick.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Amanda hates, and I mean loathes, not having any control. Nothing makes her panic more, even if she trusts you.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Amanda loves receiving as much as giving. She doesn't have a preference at all.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Amanda usually likes rough, longer sessions that leave you tired and bruised.

When she's emotional, one sensual round is also enough to please her.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Amanda loves quickies, due to her relatively busy schedule. She always makes time for some, if you're down for it.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Amanda is all for risks, but only if you respect her absolute no's.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Amanda, though a former drug addict, has some stamina. She might not be able to go forever but it's enough to make you beg for her to stop.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Amanda owns a shit ton of sex toys of every kind. It's like she's collecting them.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Amanda is quite unfair. Teasing you makes her feel really dominant and also proud that she's the one in control.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Amanda is more on the quiet side but as soon as she lets down her guard, she moans shamelessly.

Otherwise, she talks a lot. Praising, cursing, she'll never shut up.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Amanda likes biting until she draws blood. Or until you draw blood. She doesn't care who bites whom.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture, or words)

TW Body image, scars, and all that shit

Amanda is pretty muscular. She might not look like it but that's because her muscles come from hard work, not hours of workouts.

She's pretty skinny due to not eating a lot. You can definitely see her ribs shine beneath her pale skin.

Very beautiful breasts, I imagine. Kind of small but with pretty, dark nipples.

Skinny, pale legs, painted with scars. Her labia is a dark red that looks very aesthetically pleasing compared to her white skin.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Amanda's sex drive is a little bit higher than average. It also really depends on her schedule and whether she has time or not.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Amanda takes a while to fall asleep. Calming down is something she struggles with so she prefers to cuddle, admire your sleeping body, before she rests herself.

[wandawxdow]

Billy Russo A-Z Fluff

A = Attractive, what do they find attractive about the other?

Other than the obvious (your body) Billy loves your eyes. He often finds himself in a trance when looking into them and is mesmerised by the love and adoration apparent when you look at him.

B = Baby, do they want a family? why/why not?

Billy does want a family in the future, and he wants it with you. Though absolutely terrified to have children, some of his fear is removed with the knowledge that you’ll be by his side. He knows that he wants to be better than either of his parents ever were so that his child has a better childhood than he had.

C = Cuddle, how do they cuddle?

Billy wouldn't openly express his love for cuddling, but he does love it when the two of you get the time. He always finds it comforting and calming when he wakes up and falls asleep with you in his arms.

D = Dates, what are dates with them like?

With both of you leading busy lives, most dates are at your shared apartment. But whether it be takeout after work, a romantic home-cooked meal or a movie marathon, the both of you cherish the time. When both of you have free time, Billy makes an effort to take you out for a proper meal at whatever new restaurant has opened.

E = Everything, you are my ____ (e.g my life, my world…)

Billy believes that you are his light. He’s been fighting his entire life and can get swept up in the violence, but you serve as a reminder of the good.

F = Feelings, when did they know they were falling in love?

Love is a foreign concept in Billy’s life; it hasn't been something he’s experienced or felt as much as he should've. And so, with his lack of knowledge, Billy didn't realise he was falling in love with you until he was already well on his way.

G = Gentle, are they gentle? If so, how?

Billy Russo and gentle are two words that are not often associated with each other. Billy is violence, seriousness and bloody fists yet he allows you to see a softer side. He does little things that matter: making sure you’re covered by the comforter, ensuring he’s there when your sick or stressed, and other things that help your day-to-day activities.

H = Hand/Hold, how do they like to hold? how do they like to hold hands?

Billy doesn't hold hands when the two of you are at Anvil and surrounded by his employees. He doesn't mean to, but once in the building, he’s in work-mode with his serious, business persona. Other times he regularly holds your hand, particularly when the two of you are out in public. It's comforting that he has a grip on you so he can pull you to safety if something were to happen.

I = Impression, first impression/s

Billy first met you at a local bar. He’d been there to blow off some steam and you to drink away the bad day you’d had. He first saw and approached you when overhearing some man hitting on you despite your protests. Billy thought you looked beautiful in the red-illuminated lights with your curled hair and black jeans.

J = Joker, are they into pulling pranks?

Billy’s not big on pranks. Sure, the two of you will joke around, but you never plan elaborate pranks against each other. He’s done small things like hiding behind a door and scaring you as you walk past, but that's pretty much as far as it goes.

K = Kisses, how do they kiss?

Billy’s kisses are either slow and delicate or passionate and rough - there's no in-between. It all depends on his mood and the situation. If he's happy and content, then he peppers you with gentle kisses that express his love. If jealous, angry or filled with lust, his kisses are rough and passionate and often leads to other activities.

L = Little things, what little things do they love/notice?

Billy’s trained to notice small and often overlooked details about people, and so it's no surprise that he picks up on your quirks rather quickly. He noticed and loves how you prefer old movies when in a bad mood and how you hum under your breath when bored and happy.

M = Memory, their favorite moment together

Billy has many favourite memories with you, but if he were to choose one, it would be the morning after you first spent the night together. He woke to see your angelic face illuminated by the light shining through his bedroom windows. You'd both spent the morning in that bed together, admiring each other and talking.

N = Nickel, do they spoil? do they buy the person they love everything?

It's no secret that Billy is rich, and though he works hard for his money, he has no qualms about spending as much as it takes on you just to see you smile. He’ll spoil you every day, gifting you things you do and don't need because he believes you deserve it all. To him, he wouldn't be a good partner if he couldn't provide for you and spoil you.

O = Orange, what color reminds them of their other half

You remind Billy of the colour white. It's pure, innocent and untainted, just like you. To some the colour may been cold but to him, it's fresh and complete.

P = Petnames, what petnames do they use?

Billy’s preferred pet names for you are ‘love’ and ‘darling’. He uses them most when the two of you are alone and being domestic: “what do you want for dinner, love?” and “darling, stay in bed a little longer.”

Q = Questions, what are the questions they’re always asking?

Billy almost always queries why you're with him. You're so perfect, innocent and bright and he's dark, broken and violent. To him, you're way out of his league, and he could never truly deserve you.

R = Romance, how romantic are they? Cliche or creative?

Billy is a ladies man, and as such, knows how to woo someone. On date nights and especially anniversaries and birthdays, he pulls out all the stops to make the night memorable. To be honest, there's nothing he wouldn't do for you. Billy prefers to express his emotions in a more unique way than the cliche red roses and teddy bears. But if that was the sort of thing you liked, you can be certain he’d do it.

S = Sad, how do they cheer themselves/each other up

If Billy’s in a bad mood, all he needs is you. You can't fix whatever started his mood, but being there helps him clear his head and find a solution. If you're in a bad mood or sad, he knows cuddles and night spent together will help.

T = Talking, what do they love to talk about?

Billy loves to talk about your day - not because it's overly interesting, but because he loves to see you so passionate and happy. He also loves the conversations you have when you both wake and the playful banter after a long day at work.

U = Understanding, how good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

Billy knows you well, really well. He’s good at picking up on details and accommodating to them in a relationship. Billy is empathetic with your experiences, however, sometimes not immediately. Sometimes he gets angry at first, vowing to hurt whoever hurt you back. But after he's calmed, he recognises that you need comfort like he has many times before.

V = Value, How important is the relationship to them?

Billy hasn't had many people in his life who love and care for him without strings attached. So, when he finds someone who does, it's important to him. He believes your relationship is one of the best things that ever has and will happen in his life.

W = Why, reasons why they love each other

Billy loves your nature; your forgiving, gentle and peaceful nature. It's a contrast to his and one he adores. He loves how you stop to pet any dog you're allowed to, how your nose scrunches when you yawn and how you look wearing one of his shirts in the morning.

X = Xylophone What’s their song?

Billy loves the song ‘Tiny Dancer’ by Elton John because it reminds him of you. Like in the song, the sight of you dancing and singing is always stuck in his mind.

Y = Yearning, how do they cope when they’re missing their partner?

Billy misses you from the moment you have to leave. At first, he throws himself into his work to attempt to mask your absence. However, as time passes, he grows irritable and on-edge; taking his feelings on others. When you return, the two of you spent some time together to make up for the distance then things go back to normal.

Z = Zeal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

You're one of the only people who genuinely loves Billy for who he is. Because of this, he would do whatever it takes to preserve your relationship. He would kill any enemy that threatened you with ease, ditch all material items for the chance at a life with you, and ensure he's worthy of your love.

[drawing-way-outside-the-lines]

Silas Wylie *Supporting character

Voice Claim: (John Boyega) https://youtu.be/nni2uaKVucw?t=51

Partner(s): None Parents: Tiana Wylie & Manu Alasa Kids: None Siblings: Monifa Wylie. Age: 37 (2021) Birthday: 3rd of August. Height: 177cm (5.8ft) Body type: Skinny but toned. Eye color: Deep warm brown. About: Proud, Outspoken, Confident, Experimental, Competitive, Passionate, Stubborn, Blunt, Disorganized, Procrastinating, Challenging, Firm, Adventurous, Daring, Complex, Reserved and Adaptable. ~ Looks tougher than he is. ~ Good cook. ~ Sexuality: Doesn’t care. ~ Actor. ~ Freelance tattoo artist. ~ Used to be a model. ~ Studies (night classes) to become an Optometrist. ~ Looks grumpy, isn’t, he’s just a very serious person.  ~ Doesn’t laugh often, but when he does he has a really nice laughter. ~ Brooding. ~ Sentimental. ~ Activist. ~ Has a scar on his left eyebrow and left upper lip from crashing his bike when he was a kid. ~ Had a difficult childhood. ~ Very creative and artistic person. ~ Skilled underground graffiti artist.  ~ Smells like: Paco Rabanne - 1 Million ~ Close to his parents, but hasn’t spoken with his older sister the past years. ~ Eats healthy ~ Good cook ~ Eats a lot of dried fruit ~ Puts chopped onions on everything. ~ Takes long brooding showers. ~ Has pierced ears. ~ Been single for a while, not really looking for a partner, but if the right one comes along................ ~ Good dancer. ~ Dislikes the smell and taste of fish. ~ Good actor. ~ Born in Miami. ~ Grew up in Seattle. ~ Hates cranberries. ~ Scared of spiders. ~ Dislikes rain. ~ Says what he thinks, rarely holds back. ~ Can come off as rude, but it’s never on purpose. ~ Skates to stay in shape. ~ Was engaged but she left him shortly before the wedding, and left him heartbroken. ~ Loves: Onions, being creative, dogs, salads, chocolate milk, strawberry milk, snakes, big soft hoodies, raisins, peanuts, Basmati Rice, coffee, cinnamon, squirrels, his soft bed, long steamy showers, sex, sunshine, water, paprika, Chinese food, horror movies and acting. ~ His style is: Casual, loose fitting, but good quality. ~ Would like to have kids some day.

Silas’s tag Silas’s house/home Silas’s moodboard Handwriting/ask answer pic:

One song to describe him:  J. Cole - p r i d e . i s . t h e . d e v i l  feat. Lil' Baby Personal Playlist: 1. POP SMOKE - WHAT YOU KNOW BOUT LOVE 2. Terrace Martin - Drones (feat. Kendrick Lamar, Snoop Dogg, Ty Dolla Sign & James Fauntleroy) 3. Migos Feat. Future - Picasso 4. Mo3 - Slide On Em 5. Phony Ppl - Fkn Around (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) 6. Bruno Mars, Anderson .Paak, Silk Sonic - Smokin Out The Window 7. Rod Wave - Tombstone 8. Lil Nas X, Jack Harlow - INDUSTRY BABY 9. Lil Baby & Lil Durk Feat. Meek Mill - Still Runnin 10. Big Sean, Hit-Boy - Chaos 11. Jack Harlow - Luv Is Dro (feat. Static Major & Bryson Tiller) 12. Jay Bezzy, Sheff G, & Sleepy Hallow - Overseas 13. Khalid - Eleven (Official Video) ft. Summer Walker 14. Meek Mill - Sharing Locations feat. Lil Baby & Lil Durk 15. JACKBOYS, Travis Scott - OUT WEST ft. Young Thug

[peachyunjinnie]

Johnny Seo A-Z

SKZ A-Z   masterlist

pairing ➛ johnny seo x female reader

genre ➛ a - z list

warnings ➛ mention of kinks

synopsis ➛  this is an alphabetical list of smut themes, from aftercare to kinks everything is covered in this post.

word count ➛ 1.4k

author’s note ➛  my first nct a-z and i had to start with johnny, enjoy !! i should really sleep🤡 

A: Aftercare

Johnny is such a soft dom, he would take so much care of you. He would I think be the best in aftercare in 127 tbh. He is super careful to make you feel loved and taken care of. He would without asking bring you some food and a drink, take a shower with you. Or if you just want to cuddle, then he will not let go of you.

B: Body

On himself: His height, let’s be honest I think Johnny has a little corruption kink and a size kink. He would just love how small and fragile you look next to his 6′o feet. He feels powerful and dominant when he looks down at you. He loves it.

On his S/O: Johnny loves your eyes, he can see himself in them. As your future with him, he can read you so easily and without any effort. He knows exactly what you feel or what is bothering you. He just feels and sees it in your beautiful eyes.

C: Cum

He is such a chest type, he seems to just love the way his cum just runs down from your décolleté to your perky nipples and then down to your stomach. He absolutely goes apeshit when he can cum on your ass too tho, Johnny just really seems like a big ass enthusiast so it will be more ass but he still loves how messed up and dirty you look with his cum painting your upper body.

D: Dirty Secret

He would love to try anal, it’s not weird or something. But he would be way too concerned of the pain for you, he just doesn’t want to risk you having to endure the stretch. So he never asked or even thought about asking, but his dirty little mind craves for it.

E: Experience

He is a little experienced, he knows how to get you to your high and how to get you to yearn for more. He knows your body very well, where to touch you or where to not touch you. But as I said only your body.

F: Favorite Position

Missionary. This boy really gets it on with your legs over his shoulder, his view on how he is slamming inside of you or just seeing your face getting this sweet expression when he slowly pushes inside you. Oof he just is such a tease.

G: Goofy

He is not very goofy, actually not at all. He is so concentrated and mesmerized in his and your pleasure that he really doesn’t have any second thought about being goofy or silly.

H: Hair

He has as we saw in some pictures a happy trail screams and I don’t think he has it completely bare down there. He keeps it not too crazy but still has something going on.

I: Intimacy

Johnny is to be honest such a romantic soul, he just has the smoothness and softness to do something cheesy and pull it off. He just has it in him and does it naturally. It’s a big part in his love life, intimacy and romance is just such an important thing for him. 

J: Jack Off

He really doesn’t do it a lot maybe 4 times a week? He does it in the shower once he is alone, has time to relax and take care of himself. He will do it as quietly as possible but he is a loud boy.

K: Kink

Praise : Giving Receiving

Oral : Giving Receiving

Dominance : Giving

Submission : Receiving

Slight BDSM : Giving

Edging : Giving

Overstimulation : Giving

Breath Play : Giving

Corruption Kink : Giving

Size Kink : Giving

Dirty Talk : Receiving

L: Location

Homeboy is wildin, he would do it everywhere. The bed, the couch, the kitchen counter, the dining table just as long as he has your consent he will be open to do it.

M: Motivation

When you whisper your wild imagination. Whispering in general really turns John on. He loves when you just act like a complete 180 of how you normally are, being all dirty and sexy. He also can’t get enough of your noises during sex. Your whines, cries, groans, moans and gosh your screams get him to the edge.

N: NO

A threesome or bringing in another member/person. As said in Intimate he thinks that any sexual acts are a thing between you and him, no one else involved in it. He also isn’t very into exhibitionism, just the risk of being caught out there just doesn’t do it for it.  

O: Oral

Giving: He will take good care of you, he will definitely be passionate and just make you feel like you’re on the top of the world. Johnny may not have too much experience but boy, he knows how to flick his tongue or use his long fingers to good use.  

Receiving: He is so in love when receiving oral. Johnny would praise you a lot and constantly, not letting one second pass without a small grunted ‘You’re taking me so well’ or a ‘I love you Y/N’. He sometimes has to really control himself when it comes to thrusting into your mouth, he keeps his hands in your hair grabbing it and trying his best to not jerk his hips.

P: Pace

Johnny is starts slower and more steady but with time he starts to chase his high, progressively getting faster and rapid. He of course watches out for you, reads your facial expressions and how you are feeling. If it’s too fast but you don’t say anything he will see it and slow himself down, immediately.

Q: Quickie

He isn’t a very big fan of quickies. He doesn’t like the limited time and the stressful and hectic situation, but if he is needy enough / if you’re needy enough. He will be up for maybe a small number on a bathroom or a dressing room.

R: Risk

As said before in Quickie and NO, he can’t seem to enjoy having all of the adrenaline rushing through his whole body and the paranoia in his mind of someone seeing you the way only he can see, would not get him going.

S: Stamina

Johnny is up for some, he has a very good stamina but after cumming it would take something to get him hard again. He would need a small pause when you two are done, but once he is, he will satisfy you until your yearning is done.

T: Toy

He maybe has a little and casual collection of toys, a wand and some handcuffs. He doesn’t think a lot of dick shaped toys, he keeps you 100% pleased so he doesn’t think he needs anymore than these two little helping tools.

U: Unfair

Okay so Johnny is such a big tease. Edging is his by far most favorite kink and just teasing in general is something he does it without even realizing it. He just stands there doing absolutely nothing and it’s a tease. But once you tease him he will make you feel sorry and beg for mercy.

V: Volume

He doesn’t make much sounds but some grunts and heavy panting can be heard from him, once he is close or you clench around him he will slip out a moan. His moans would be deep and gruff and just ugh.

W: Wild Card

Okay, uhm so Johnny is really into edging, right? So he always just sees how you react to him just doing his thing, your loud cries or how you literally scream. He is very...curios about you edging him. He wants to do it so bad, but is scared that his dom figure wouldn’t be in the position to get edged.

X: X-Ray

He is a very tall boy, so his junior down there would be oh my, what I imagine is that he is just long and thick. His dick just looks majestic akajsjkasdn

Y: Yearning

He is not horny all the time but when the mood and the moment is right, he would really be showing how much he is yearning for you. Just how you act and sometimes innocently do something sexual. That would get him though.

Z: ZZZ

Once he is done treating you and after the whole Aftercare process, he would be very tired, just holding you to his side and drift off to dreamland~~

[headtothecoast]

jaskier as a standup comedian. hear me out

i considered having geralt be an audience member who he gets to laugh, front row, yen made him go with her, doesn’t laugh at the whole set until jaskier picks yen for the audience part, says something and geralt just looses it. so of course jaskier seeks him out after the set by going to the bar and just plain hoping and they do go home together and it’s fantastic

but also consider, geralt is some professional something or other, maybe an actor who only does scary/professional roles and sometimes gets a bad rap because he doesn’t always get on well with other actors (he doesn’t agree with business practices of treating crew members poorly, offers to help crew set stuff up, helps out when animals are on set that kind of thing but also like, if his coworker or producer or director is sexist he will e n d y o u so some actors don’t like him because he protects women cast mates and just generally isn’t a prick) and also doesn’t interview well. he’s gruff and doesn’t actually like the limelight but his agent (and exwife) yen talked him into it and it’s a good paycheck for their daughter and sometimes he does like the movies he works on (after all, he did some work with these guys eskel lambert and vesemir and they ended up being like brothers and a father who taught him stuff about the business) anyway i digress. geralt is a stonefaced actor who is always cast as an assassin or something or a hunter or a butcher and he doesn’t always appreciate that

so jaskier is a comedian and geralt doesn’t care if jaskier tells jokes about him (and yes some of his comedy is musical/he writes songs on the side) but similar to john mulaney, none of jaskiers jokes about geralt are mean. like, none of them are even a little bit like toeing the line. geralt makes a point not to watch jaskiers comedy because he really doesn’t want to know what his boyfriend/fiancé says about him onstage even if it’s an act so geralt doesn’t realize that audience think he is the sweetest and kindest person ever while jaskier is just a f e r a l c h a o t i c d u m b a s s and geralt must be a saint for putting up with him. and sometimes jaskier cries on stage while talking about geralt adopting roach after a shoot and how sweet he is but like the point of the story was that he accidentally set the barn on fire so audiences are astounded that the man is even alive by the end of the shows.

but so geralt is doing press for a movie and it’s no secret that he and jaskier are dating, tho it might not be public knowledge they’re engaged and a late night host brings up jaskiers stand-up and geralt says something about how he too would make fun of himself on stage, idk something self deprecating about what he thinks jaskier would complain about (stoic, scary looking, disruptive in bars sticking up for people, easily recognized everywhere because of the hair, temper) and the host shows him a clip of jaskiers recent tour where he’s standing on stage saying stuff like “yes i’m aware they cast him as a murderer” or something “but once you see him braid ciri (also actress but out of the business because of legal battle with producer who tried something when she was a child actress and has a restraining order against not geralt but yen)‘s hair while humming the golden girls intro you just don’t see it anymore. like it’s impossible for him to scare me because i know his secret, he eats cereal out of the box just like the rest of us and sometimes he lets me have the toy except for the one time i-“ and sure geralt has maybe noticed some people like hosts and coworkers being nicer to him and fans approached him a little more now but he hadn’t realized jaskier didn’t make him the butt of the joke. so he says as much, gruffly but endearing to the audience that he only saw stuff from before they were together because he wouldn’t begrudge him needing an audience to vent to, or something. and so the interviewer keeps asking him about jaskier and geralt just goes all soft on tv.

and of course jaskier watches all of his interviews and when he sees that one he tears up because he didn’t realize geralt thought he made fun of him on stage. he heard his voice sometimes on the tv or geralts phone but he hadn’t put together it was only his older comedy and jaskier breaks a little when he talks to geralt about it. jaskier asks why he would agree to a partner who he thought made fun of him in front of thousands of people and geralt says he never did it to his face, or seemed unhappy so what’s the problem?

and to fix that jaskier writes a new set that is scathing about hollywood. he makes jokes about actors and actresses who were mean to geralt or producers and directors who asked him to do things he didn’t want to or take advantage of actresses. netflix approaches him to film the special and he writes an intro song about geralt that leads into it and jaskier rants about men in bars that geralt stand up to even if the women he helps don’t appreciate it because they’re drunk and scared of him. or when they get called f*gs in target grocery shopping and other awful things and jaskier is just feral and angry on stage and it’s absolutely ruthless comedy. he kills it.

so when it comes time to do press for the show, he fires his agent and gets geralt to do press with him. and almost immediately people like geralt. seeing someone so bestotted and amused where he had only ever been cast as cold and angry gave him an overnight following. jaskier made him approachable, or at least showed others he had always been safe to approach. and so with chaotic feral jaskier snapping witty remarks back and forth with talk show hosts geralt would sit with a slight smile, a bark of laughter and occasionally a sardonic or sarcastic line that would earn him a blinding smile from jaskier and audiences went wild for it. and geralt just sits there and appreciates this man who singlehandedly turned his career around and went after hollywood for him.

so maybe geralt gets cast in kinder roles and maybe jaskier posts little things on his instagram of geralt crying while watching the movie spirit or drunkenly telling roach he loves her. and when they get engaged or people accidentally find out they’re engaged jaskier couldn’t be happier because the whole damn world knows geralt is his and it doesn’t matter if he tanks a comedy career because he would burn hollywood to ash for this man.

anyway thank you for coming to my TEDtalk if someone wants to write this tag me!

[vegetalass]

RDR2 Boys at an Amusement Park

For @viperfizz... Thank you for the suggestion, I loved writing this one!! 

Arthur 

An amusement park just means a county fair to him. Ain’t no way he’s going to Six Flags or Great America

Okay, that’s a lie, he’d probably go if you begged him to but he wouldn’t be much fun 

Total “buy a soda, sit down, and watch everyone else have all the fun” type of guy (but is that really fun?) 

You try to take a picture with one of those people in costume and he looks miserable 

That being said, he would have fun at a county fair! 

He likes that they have animal shows, local business booths, and simpler rides and games

He does his best to try everything but probably gets tired after a couple hours 

Spends most of his time after that in the petting zoo or trying all the free samples from food booths

The gang makes him hold all of their stuff… He didn’t win most of it, but he’s carrying around all of Sadie’s prizes, Tilly’s cotton candy bucket and Dutch’s jacket, as well as everything else 

Poor guy

S u n s e t  F e r r i s  W h e e l  P i c t u r e s 

John 

Gets stopped by security on the way in for something stupid like trying to hide a water bottle in his pants

Doesn’t care much for rides but will go on them just because he doesn’t want to waste his ticket 

He doesn’t mind the haunted house rides, though, despite usually having to go by himself or with Arthur

If he’s not on a ride, he’s walking around and nobody can ever find him 

Abigail makes him take Jack on all the kiddy rides and lowkey he’s not that mad about it because they’re actually pretty fun and it means he doesn’t have to bother with doing anything else

Jack is happy because John gets them a bunch of popcorn and fried food to share after, too 

Literally awful at all of the mini games 

Challenges Arthur to one of those High Striker strength tests and loses 

He’s problematic because he 100% would go to Seaworld

Any souvenir he buys is probably just candy

Definitely falls asleep on the way home

Charles 

Funnel cake and candy apple enthusiast 

If the park is crowded, he’s the only one who’s ever able to find a place to sit

Probably doesn’t go on many of the scary rides

He’s down for water rides and the pirate swing, though 

And laser tag if they have it

Can beat anyone’s ass at bumper cars 

If it’s Charles and Arthur against anyone, they better hope that they go easy 

Also probably pretty good at most of the mini games, too

He’s the one walking home with a giant plushie he got from playing Skee-Ball (Sadie and Karen have one, too) 

The only souvenir he buys is a keychain with his name on it 

The gang probably clowns him for it smh  

Everyone is too tired at the end of the day so he has to drive home

Honestly, just take him to a boardwalk where he can sit on the beach

Micah

A n n o y i n g 

Goes on the scariest ride just so he can brag about being fearless

Also probably buys one of those shirts that’s like “I Survived The Ass Crusher Roller Coaster” 

Will try to force you to go with him even if you cry 

His favorite type of ride are those old, wooden coasters just because they’re rickety and scary (like him) 

Big fan of the gross amusement park food because he’s nasty 

Likes all that stuff like fried Oreos, spiral potatoes, and Texas donuts. 

Scares kids… probably has to tell at least three different families he wasn’t trying to creep on them and that he’s at the park with his friends 

He’s being honest, but the whole gang is like “Uh, we don’t claim him”

Spends like an hour in the gift shop only to buy nothing

Almost gets left behind for it

Hosea 

Spends too much time looking at a map of the park and trying to plan out what everyone should do 

The gang’s all left by the time he’s finished thinking about it

His favorite amusement park snack is a chocolate-dipped, vanilla ice cream cone

Probably ends up eating like five of them over the course of one day 

His reasoning is that he’s “on vacation” 

Most likely to throw up if he goes on a ride that goes upside down

His amusement park outfit consists of a straw hat, Hawaiian shirt, khakis, and sandals

Lowkey everyone is embarrassed to be around him dressed like that 

Forgets his sunscreen and comes home burnt to a crisp 

And when it heals, he has a sandal tan 

Has to do a headcount both before and after they go to the park just to make sure he hasn’t lost anyone

“I’m Hosea” 

Dutch 

Did someone say carnival? No? Yes you did

Likes the merry-go-round and swing rides because he’s a child 

The only one to go on the wooden roller coasters with Micah

Honestly, actually the only one to go on rides with Micah 

Buys shitty cocktails from the one beach-theme stand at the park and thinks he’s classy for it (even though they’re just margaritas with crazy straws) 

Will buy a sweatshirt with the amusement park’s logo on it and wear it the entire time he’s there

It’s either that or a Hawaiian shirt with pineapples on it 

He also buys any and all photos of the gang on rides even if they’re $15 each

Probably the guy who wears his hat and sunglasses on Splash Mountain just to pose while Hosea, Arthur, and John are all screaming behind him

Makes a stranger take a photo of the group at the end of the day that doesn’t even fit everyone in the screen and ends up being blurry 

“If lost, return to Hosea” 

Kieran 

Amusement park TRASH 

He can and will have fun on anything

One second he’s on a ride with upside down turns and loops, and the next he’s on teacups, and then straight back to drop tower after that 

If the amusement park is large, he probably has a game plan of how to do the most in one single day

100% buys dippin’ dots, popcorn and an extra large, souvenir slushee cup with a bendy straw that he uses for the rest of the year

Goes nuts if there’s an arcade section and wins just about a million tickets

Probably doesn’t even cash them in for prizes either and gives them all away

If at Disney, he makes everyone stay for the parade

And yes, he’s wearing Mickey Mouse ears and a lanyard with pins on it 

Probably buys a snow globe as a souvenir 

Please go with him

Javier 

He’s the one who brings lunch from home just so he doesn’t have to buy expensive carnival food 

He ends up having to share most of it with the gang

Is the only one who can successfully sneak things past security

Catch him walking in with a sandwich, ten bottles of water, and an entire pack of granola bars

His favorite ride is always the gondola ride that takes you across the park in the air

He likes the drop tower, too

Like Dutch, he also poses for pictures on rides

The only one who isn’t embarrassed to take photos with the mascots

Arthur has about a thousand photos of him with a bunch of random characters

Also the only one who doesn’t forget sunscreen 

The gang has to beg him to share his 

He isn’t horrible at mini games, but he’s better at some of them than others

For example, terrible at the water gun squirting, but good at ring toss

He always gets at least one prize, even if it’s small

[unleashedart]

World Building

B A S I C S

full name: Ryan Kirk Erkhart

gender: Cismale

sexuality: Bisexual

pronouns: He/him

O T H E R S

family: Mom and Dad. I gave them names once upon a time and immediately forgot them.

birthplace: New York City, New York

job: Paramedic

phobias: Ryan isn’t scared of much, but injuries to fingers kinda freak him out and he also has some triggers from PTSD.

guilty pleasures: He smokes cigarettes. He knows he shouldn’t but when he gets super stressed he will light some up.

M O R A L S

morality alignment?: Chaotic Good

sins - pride

virtues - kindness

T H I S - O R - T H A T

introvert/extrovert: He more like an Ambivert

organized/disorganized: Depends on what part of his life. At work he’s super organized and neat, but in his personal life he is a liiiiittttlle bit of a hot mess.

close minded/open-minded:

calm/anxious:

disagreeable/agreeable:

cautious/reckless: One again depends on the situation.

patient/impatient:

outspoken/reserved:

leader/follower:

empathetic/unemphatic:

optimistic/pessimistic:

traditional/modern:

hard-working/lazy:

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

otp: John/Ryan and Cooper/Ryan

ot3: ???John/Ryan/Cooper???? idk bro

brotp: Ryan and Sharky make a fucking mess

notp: Ryan/Faith. Very bad match up.

[leland-chapman-the-bounty-hunter]

NSFW Alphabet-Tommy Shelby

Relationship: Tommy Shelby/Reader

Word Count: 873

Rating: Mature

Summary: Shameless Tommy Shelby Smut

Link: Found here on AO3

A=Aftercare Tommy isn’t big on aftercare. He doesn’t like doing it but if he has to, then he will get you some towels or give into cuddling every once in awhile.

B=Body Part F-He loves your boobs. He loves grabbing them and marking them as his in whatever way he can. M-He loves your hair. He loves gripping it and pulling on it while he’s fucking you. NB-He loves your eyes. Whenever he has the chance to look into your eyes while you have sex, he can.

C=Cum Tommy is slow to cum. He loves savoring the moment and enjoys your bodies pressed together in ecstasy.

D=Dirty Secret He loves being underneath you. He loves, loves, loves looking up at you while he fucks you but he can’t ever let that get out.

E=Experience Being the leader of the biggest gang in Birmingham, he has lots of experience. He has fucked anyone he could bring to his bed. But he doesn’t put his partner down for not having as much experience as him or more experience than him or no experience at all.

F=Favorite Position He loves cowgirl. He loves seeing you face twist in pleasure as you fill yourself up with his cock.

G=Goofy Tommy doesn’t really like being goofy. He just wants to fuck without much laughing from either of you. He’s just ready to fuck and get it over with.

H=Hair He loves pulling your hair and he loves having his own hair pulled. Either way, he loves the moans that it can earn from either of you.

I=Intimacy Tommy can be intimate when he wants to be and when the time calls for it. He often wants to be intimate with someone but doesn’t know how to express wanting to be intimate with someone so he just goes for casual fucking or sex with little to no intimacy instead.

J=Jack Off Tommy will only jack off when you don’t want/aren’t in the mood for sex. Other than that he doesn’t like jacking off.

K=Kink He’s into exhibitionism He loves hair pulling Orgasm denial Being called ‘daddy’ and you being his little boy/girl/one

L=Location He is ready to fuck whenever and wherever you are. He will do it anywhere the mood strikes but most loves fucking you in his office where all his workers can see him do it and have them know who you belong to.

M=Motivation Tommy is only motivated to have sex when you are. He never likes it when his motivation isn’t reciprocated and he only wants to go after someone who wants it.

N=No Tommy hates hearing the word ‘no’ but respects hearing it otherwise. He would back off as soon as you say ‘no’ and goes to relieve himself somewhere else.

O=Oral He loves giving oral sex and would rarely ever let you give him oral back. He loves having you sit on his face and just give you pleasure but when you want to give back, he doesn’t mind receiving.

P=Pace Tommy loves a rough, fast pace that threatens to rip you open if he had the strength to but isn’t against going slower if you ask him to.

Q=Quickie Given the nature of his work, quickies tend to be the norm with Tommy but that only makes the nights where he gets to spend more time with you all the more better.

R=Risk Tommy is a huge risk taker in the bedroom and otherwise. He would love to fuck you in his office with the blinds open because he knows no one will ever tell a soul or risk being blinded.

S=Stamina Tommy has enough stamina to go two-maybe three-rounds before he is ready to go to bed.

T=Toy Tommy doesn’t enjoy toys in bed. He would much rather be able to please you all on his own through good old human contact.

U=Unfair He hates when you tease him and not follow through on sex. Though, as much as he hates it he knows that the reaction you get will likely be your downfall later that night.

V=Volume Tommy isn’t very vocal in the bedroom, keeping to a few grunts and moans here and there but not a lot more than that.

W= Wild Card [Jealousy] Tommy, being a Shelby, has a tendency to get fairly jealous of anyone who ties to hit on you. But it turns him on from time to time, the thought of seeing you being fucked by someone else while he watches.

X=X-Ray Tommy is bigger than the average size and doesn’t try to hype up how “big” he is but knows that his size could scare anyone that isn’t properly warmed up first.

Y=Yearning [How high is their sex drive?] Tommy has the second highest sex drive of the Shelby brothers besides his younger brother, John, and is down to fuck at any moment.

Z=ZZZ... Tommy immediately knocks out after having sex with you. He doesn’t even check up on his partner after sex other than mumbling a quick ‘do you need anything’ before falling asleep

[oasisofgalaxies]

i’m doin’ a submission cuz the formatting is easier lol

blank:

he’s actually really powerful

too scared to use his powers tho, so no one really knows everything that he can do

always cold, so he’s usually wearing socks and a blanket is usually draped over his shoulders

he’s really good at origami, and makes things for everyone else all the time

if he wakes up in the middle of the night, he usually does origami until he feels tired again

loves the rain 

heapass:

he likes to hike! it’s very relaxing to him, and he loves being out in nature 

occasionally takes mike, and has long/rambling conversations with him

best friends with yancy, and visits him almost every third sunday when he gets out of prison

he says that he doesn’t have a middle name, but in reality he forgot what it was

bites his nails when he’s nervous

mad mike:

favorite ice cream flavor is strawberry

he’s really good at impersonating celebrities

once in a while, he’ll gather everyone in the living room and ask them for celebrities to impersonate

he ends up doing entire improv scenes, and everyone loves it

he’s the cleanest and most organized out of all of them (surprisingly)

despises those pre-made cake mix boxes with a passion

mcgee:

he’s the best at mario cart, and wins almost every game

he does resin-pouring

sells some of the stuff he makes on etsy

on multiple occasions he’s asked to sit on top of the car while someone drives it

everyone refuses, but he still hopes/plans to do it one day

he can be pretty forgetful, so he writes down all of the crazy ideas/stunts that he has in a little notebook he carries everywhere

i hope you like these, and i hope u feel better soon :D

-crayon anon

(also i’m sorry this took so long, i had to go and eat dinner)

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HELLO??? I LOVE THESE SO MUCH??? CRAYON ANON YOU ARE S O CREATIVE YOUR M I N D!!!!!

Blank doing origami is an absolute INCREDIBLE headcanon that is SO SO GOOD!!! Does he have some hanging from his ceiling with string? I think I saw someone do that one time with paper cranes- Also the idea of him being insanely powerful is SO good like this tired void man is actually completely kick-ass and that ROCKS!!!!  The image of Heap going hiking with Mike and just talking to him for HOURS is sO GOOD!!!!! I wonder what they talk about!! That’s just such a lovely idea!! Also I cackled at Heap straight up forgetting his middle name that’s sO good- That man doesn’t have a single braincell but I love him anyways!!!

Mike being good at impersonating celebrities is something I never would have thought of but hELL IF I DONT LOVE IT!!!! Please tell me he can do a John Mulaney impression that would be HILARIOUS- Also like everyone just cry-laughing as Mike goes OFF with his bits is such a serotonin booster like that’s SO GOOD!!! Also just the thought of Mike seeing those cake mixes and FUMING is SO BRILLIANT I ADORE THAT!!!!

HELL YEAH GEE IS GOOD AT MARIO KART!!!!!!! I bet he kicks ass he’s absolutely the type to just beat everyone by a MILE. Also just??? Resin pouring?? Is so cool???? Does he make like little plates and charms because that’s SO COOL!!!!!! Gee really would ask to just sit on top of the car wouldn’t he, he has no braincells and I love him so much but gEE P L E A S E THATS DANGEROUS- Also just!!! He has a notebook!!!! Honestly that’s a mood though- Me🤝Gee not being able to remember a n y t h i n g.

Seriously thank you SO much for sending these in!!!!! They were so so fun to read through and I love how creative and just all around wonderful these are!!! You really gave everyone such great personalities and quirks and each one of these is just so so fantastic!! These really really helped, thank you so much for taking the time to do this, I really really really appreciate it!!!!!!! 💙💙💙💙!!!!!

[vicweasley]

I was born with a HURRICANE HEART with wild rains and unchallenged rogue winds;           I am constantly fighting, fighting to keep those dear to me within its eye.

DICHEN LACHMAN? No, that’s actually VICTOIRE WEASLEY from the NEXT GEN ERA. You know, the child of FLEUR WEASLEY ( NEÉ DELACOUR ) and BILL WEASLEY? Only 27 years old, this SLYTHERIN alumni works as a DRAGONOLOGIST and is sided with THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX. SHE identifies as GENDERQUEER and is a 1/8TH VEELA who is known to be MERCURIAL, SELF-DESTRUCTIVE, and STUBBORN but also LOYAL, PASSIONATE, and STRATEGIC. — &&. ( JINX, PST, SHE/THEY, 24. ) Note: Victoire is adopted.

PLAYLIST • PINTEREST 

CHARACTER INSPIRATIONS: Mercutio ( Romeo and Juliet ), Kady Orloff Diaz ( The Magicians ), Bellamy Blake ( The 100 ), Kara Thrace ( Battlestar Galatica ), Sara Lance ( Legends of Tomorrow )

HEADCANON ONE:

Character Name: Victoire Apolline Delacour-Weasley

VICTOIRE: Seventeen years of hearing stories about those who died on her ‘birthday’ before her. Over a decade of not celebrating it when she realized what it meant to others. Of course, she understands that this is the burden she carries – while her cousins bear namesakes of those who had fallen before them, she is the painful reminder of the day they lost people – so they could win freedom. She is the h e l l f i r e that is left after a victory, scorching technicolor brutal memories into the minds of those who were left behind. Still, she is a Victory none the less, and her family adopted her the day of a horrible day when she was a baby. They chose her instead of the pain, they named her after the good instead of seeing the bad.   APOLLINE: The french derivative of the name Apollonia which comes from the Greek god, Apollo. Apollo, the god of the sun, prophecy, music, beauty, healing, poetry, plague and so much more. It could be said that Victoire is her own brand of beautiful – of course the Veela genes help ( or do they? ) but if there’s anything she’s gotten from this namesake it’s the love of music. She’s sure that if she wasn’t going to work with dragons when she was older it would be with music – something she practically speaks as a language. The name might sound too flowery or too soft for Victoire – but her grandmother from which she was given this name was still a Veela. She still had the siren song that was deadly to almost associated with her name. Still, just because Victoire is comparable to a constantly raging storm – she has times where parts of her mother and grandmother comes out.   DELACOUR: While she embraces the Weasley, Victoire also embraces her mother’s French heritage. If there’s anything of her mother, of this side of the family that comes out – it’s when she speaks French. She refuses to call her mother anything but maman, and will quickly switch to French around her during Weasley-Potter-Lupin gatherings at the burrow to make her feel even a little more comfortable. For Victoire, the Delacour name embodies softness and embodies femininity that she’s not always connected to. It reminds her that she’s not been alone in being discriminated against or objectified, that others understand what it’s like to be in her place to some extent. It’s then that she’s able to embrace the girl, that she’s able to feel like one and not always so at war with her body and herself. WEASLEY: If the other parts of her name didn’t already come with enough precedence – perhaps the name ‘Weasley’ was the icing on the cake. She couldn’t be prouder to be a Weasley, no matter how much fussing her grandmother does or how everyone is in everyone’s business – Victoire knows she is lucky. Vic is well aware of how privileged she is & how her infamous family of blood traitors are lucky to have the life they do. Even though she looked different from some of her family, so did so many of her other extended family members. She took comfort in the fact that Weasley-Potters were a mixed bunch, in personality, in races, in ideals, and her being different was celebrated. There may have been a thirst to know her heritage the older she got, one that would later be quenched, but her real family were the Weasley’s. They chose her, they were better than her blood family ever was, not that she could remember them.

Pronouns & Gender:   She/Her. Victoire identifies as Genderqueer.

HEADCANON TWO:

gender dysphoria tw

C h a n g i n g. From the minute Victoire was born, she was always fidgeting, always moving and her first display of magic was at 4 years old, when she tried to change her hair blue like Teddy’s. Instead, it changed her beautiful crop of dark brown into a dirty blonde. Often, she’d find herself envying Teddy’s abilities to change, feeling uncomfortable in her skin and angry that it wasn’t as easy for her. As she grew older, she came to understand  what her body was, what it would be and that she’d never be able to change herself like Teddy or change herself at all. Any change that she’d make would be permanent and she found herself not wanting that in the slightest. Not wanting to limit herself because while Victoire loved her feminine side – there was something she felt growing in her soul that was just … something else. It didn’t have a label but it became her, it was her, and it was confusing but it was who she was. Victoire did research and after a while the closest thing she could find to what she felt her gender was the term: genderqueer. Of course, after she realized this she told her parents, getting nothing but support from them. A reason they’ve let Victoire dye her hair so much and wear clothes that some parents would have heart attacks at, is so she feels like she has an option to be who she is. Even though they know that their child will be who she is with or without their permission, they figure helping her along the way in a world where there are many people who are against what her gender is & think it’s unnatural. They are Vic’s parents after all and after a war where they lost family and friends who gave their lives so their children could have freedom  – it seems trivial to ever fuss over something like gender. At twenty seven, Vic is more comfortable in herself but still struggles. She keeps it to herself instead of talking about her own dysphoria because it seems trivial compared the war going on around her, compared to so much else.

HEADCANON THREE:

About: ( SELF HARM MENTION, VIOLENCE MENTION, MISOGYNY MENTION )

Storm with skin. The performer. { Secret Strategist }. Masochistic with sadistic tendencies because she is just so filled with A N G E R ( being sexualized at a young age, her ass pinched on her first Hogsmeade trip, and so so much more that she doesn’t have a language to explain it in — only violent actions ). N o t that she’d let you know.  Warrior, no,VALKYRIE more of a DRAGON than a girl ( if she ever was a g i r l in the first place ), fiercely protective of the people she loves — and if you dare mess with her family, friends, or any of the sort, you better run for oblivion.  V I C T O R Y in her veins that she will hold onto until her dying breath.

Victoire Weasley is more than just a simple human being, she’s the true embodiment of what it means to be a storm with skin. Enigmatic even.

Victoire is quite sure of who she is, what she wants in life & what she will get, she’s quite sure of everything that she is —-

                …but in those moments she blacks out in pure rage — she’s not so sure.

She’s h o r r i f i e d. In those moments where she looks for pain like she’s a drug addict and it’s her next fix, she mortified. She can’t remember how it quite started – a punch to the wall there after a fight, a purpose slap in the face, anything that released the rage she had. Victoire didn’t dare release it on the people she loved because she’d never be able to forgive herself for that, but it grew. The feeling grew and soon she had to hurt herself. But she can remember when she knew. When she needed reminders, when she needed blood and big bruises to litter her body. It’s something she’s so ashamed of, that she hasn’t let on to anyone. A reason Victoire craves fights and sometimes throws them is because of this masochistic need to hurt herself – just letting people beat her to unconsciousness. Her anger is so great, so c o n s u m i n g, there’s the small hope if she finds a way to release it somehow – it’ll go away.

              “I will always scare; and more than anyone else — myself.”

It was in House of Serpents that she learned there is grey. There is moral grey, and it’s where she lives. With a heart so big, so W I D E, that even she doesn’t realize it’s part of the reason her anger can consume her. Feeling things for Victoire Weasley is never half arsed, it’s full arsed, and her passion, her ambition, could be the death of her. Her ambition to save the ones she loves, to protect her family. F a m i l y. A word redefined by Victoire fucking Weasley.

But when you meet her, she’ll s m i l e. She’ll laugh, she’ll charm you most likely and she’ll talk about the fact that Freddie Mercury is much more interesting than John Lennon, thank you very much. How Johnny Cash, Jeff Buckley, Arctic Monkeys, HAIM, and Aerosmith should be listened to at least once a day and how if she wanted anyone’s singing voice besides Freddie’s, it would be Hayley Williams, no doubt. She’d take off her shirt to show you the tattoos that run down her back, tell you about the ones that s n a k e down shoulders, arms, legs and how they’re ones dedicated to each and every one of her family members. For her best friends. For past people she loved. With child like w o n d e r m e n t and pure genuine glee, she’ll talk about her dragon, Mercury, and how her and Hagrid planned to try to start a campaign to get real dragons at Hogwarts — or at least they had. Never has she doubted being a Dragonologist and never has she had so much peace.

THOUGHTS ON THE TIMECLASH: Victoire thinks it’s amazing, sure she’s worried about the world as a whole, but she thinks this timeclash is kind of lit! It’s like a big party to her in a way, she’s never been more excited to learn about history than through the actual people she actually read about in the history books. If anything, she’s trying to learn from the new people around her, often sparking up random conversations with absolutely anyone she can to try to understand where they all come from. 

[mrsarthurcurry]

The Witch, The Hunter, and The Baby- Prologue- Dean Winchester x Witch Pregnant Reader

Codes:

(Y/M/H/C): Your Mama's Hair Color

(Y/M/S/C): Your Mama's Skin Color

(Y/M/B/T): Your Mama's Body Type

(Y/M/E/C): Your Mama's Eye Color 

(Y/N): Your Name

(L/N) Last name

(Look out for two show references. If you get them right you get a cookie!)

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There was a hunter named Rory Pond, and he was on a hunt in Chicago with his partner and friend John Winchester. John's boys Dean (5) and Sam (1) were there as well. They had finished killing the vengeful ghost when they decided to go to the bar.

"John, are you sure we should leave your boys alone at the motel?"

"They'll be fine, I already told Dean what to do."

"Well, if your sure." Rory says entering the bar with John. Right away he saw a woman with gorgeous (Y/M/H/C) hair, (Y/M/S/C) skin, (Y/M/B/T) figure, and shiny (Y/M/E/C) eyes. She smiles over at him and Rory felt his heart race. John pats his back. “You should go over there and ask if she has a friend!” John chuckles taking a swig of his beer. Rory smiles rolling his eyes before walking over the the beautiful woman. 

“What’s a beautiful woman doing over here all alone?”

“My friends ditched me for some guys they met here.”

“Oh, They don’t really sound like good friends.” Rory frowns.

“Nah, it’s cool. I’m used to being ditched.” She sighs.

“If I came here with you, I will tell you that I would never leave your side.”

“Really?”

“Really.” He says.

“My name is Amelia L/N.”

“Rory Pond.” He smiles.

11 Months Later... 

“Hey John, remember when we were in Chicago about 11 months ago?” Rory asks John. “Yeah, I do why?” He asks. “Seems the town is having another paranormal experience.” Rory tells him. “Alright, what are we looking at?” 

“I think it may be witches preparing for a dark baptism from my research.” Rory says showing John his research. “So, let’s go stop this baptism.” John grins driving towards Chicago. 

When they arrived they settled Dean and Sam in the motel. “Don’t open this door for anyone, you hear me boy?” John asks Dean.”Yes, Sir.” Dean says.”Remember to give your brother his bottle before bed.” He says. 

“Yes, sir.”

John and Rory asked the mourning families questions and it all came down to a certain somebody and her friends.

“Fucking Amelia.” Rory grunts.

Later...

John and Rory killed the witches. All but one. They entered a nursery quietly. “I know your there Rory. John.” She says rocking in the chair. John and Rory walk in front of her to see her holding a baby. “Her name is Y/N Pond.” She says. “Sh-she’s mine?” Rory asks. “She is.. Now if your going to kill me at least let John take her out of this room. I may be fucked up and chose the dark side but I don’t want my child to be fucked up from seeing her mother being murdered.” Amelia says. “Yet you would allow her to see innocents being murdered?!” Rory shouts making Y/N cry. “John get the baby out of here.” Rory hisses and John picks up Y/N, and walks out of the room. Rory points the gun at Amelia.

“You said you would never leave me yet you did. But that’s okay. I’m used to it.”

Rory shoots her in the head tears in his eyes. “Maybe in another life if you weren’t a satanic witch. We could have have been happy together.” Rory whispers walking out of the room. He sees John holding Y/N and staring at him. Rory picks up Y/N. “Let’s go back, it’s almost morning and the boys will be wondering where we’re at.” Rory says lowly looking at Y/N. 

5 years later...

“Dean you remember what you need to do?” John asks. “Yes, Sir.” Dean (10) says. “Y/N, you be good you hear girl?” Rory says smiling at you. “Yes, Daddy!” You say happily and they leave. Sam (6)  and you (5) began running around the motel playing. “Dean, Play with us!” You squeal as Sam tickles you. “I will later, I’m watching Looney Toons.” Dean says. “Aw, okay..” You say then went back to playing with Sam.

With John and Rory...

“You good, Rory?” John ask panting. “Yeah, I’m good man.” He pants on the ground. “That was one hell of a monster, eh?” Rory asks. “Yeah.” John replies and an old woman walks out. “Who are you?” Rory asks. “My name is Penny L/N. I’m Y/N’s Grandmother. A- Amelia’s Mother.” She sobs. John and Rory point their guns at her. “Don’t worry, I’m not here to attack you. I understand why you did what you did. A- Amelia went down a dark path. Broke the Light Witches code.” she cries. “Why are you here then?” Rory asks. “I want my granddaughter. I want to teach her the ways of the Light.” She says. 

“Why the hell should we believe you?” John asks. “Y/N needs to be with girls. She has two half sisters. I took them before their dark baptisms and instead gave them their light.” she explains. “She’s my daughter.” Rory says. “I know, but being raised with a group of boys? Who will she ask her womanly questions to when she’s older?” 

“I... You’re right... Come with us.” Rory says defeated. “Rory, are you really going to give your girl to her?!” John shouts. “I was never meant to be a father, John.” Rory says and John stays quiet. They take her back to the hotel. “Y/N, come here.” Rory says kneeling on the ground as you ran up to him and pulled him in to a hug. “Daddy!” you squeal happily. “Honey, you know daddy loves you right?”

Dean and Sam notice their father look away with a saddened look on his face. They look at You and Rory.

 “Yeah, I love you too Daddy!” 

“You are going with your Grandmother, okay?”

“Okay, will Dean and Sam come along?!”

“No, honey they won’t. Just... You...” Rory says shakily.

“Come, Y/N.” Penny smiles at you holding out her hand. You walk up and grab it. “Bye, Bye see you guys later!.” You say happily and Penny picks you up. 

“Wait where are you taking her?!” Dean says shooting up from his chair rushing towards the door. John grabs him. “Rory, you can’t just let her take Y/N!” Dean shouts and Rory starts crying which makes Sam start crying.

“Dean, you are scaring your brother!” John scolds. 

“No, I can’t let her take her!” Dean shouts trying to escape from his father grasp. “You don’t have a say in this boy! Now listen and stop!” John shouts.Dean stops staring at the door crying. 

“I didn’t even play with her one last time. I promised I would play with her. I just watched Looney Toons...”

With Penny and You....

“Y/N L/N, meet your sisters Piper L/N and Phoebe L/N.” Penny smiles showing two girls. On had long black hair pulled in a blue pony tail and she wore a blue silky dress. That was Piper (8), and the other had Short black hair and wore a pink silky dress. That was Phoebe(7).

“My name is Y/N Pond!” You tell Penny with sass. “Don’t talk to your grandmother in that tone! You are Y/N L/N, now.” She says. “Okay..” You say looking at the ground. “Go play with Pip  rand Phoebe.” She smiles and you run off with them.

Penny looks out of the rainy window of the manor. 

“I swear to you Rory. I will not let your daughter follow down the dark path.”

13 Years Later....

~To be continued~

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@xtheinevitableprophecyx

[ghosty-schnibibit]

i  a m  d e s t r a u g h t

i legit did not even think this ep would come out today and i spent the last hour relistening to the last one to make up for the fact that i meant to relisten to the whole arc this week. oh well! time to be emotionally destroyed!

oooooh no, i am so worried about all the clips griffin chose for the previously one

don't die duck, please don't die my favorite boy

yes! minerva my love!!!

duck what are you doing

"follow the light" what the fuck duck newton

DUCK IT IS CHARGING AT YOU

spontaneous monster death

"i'm going to beef city!" ilu justin

YES IT DOES MATTER DON'T KILL MY FAVORITE BOY

oh damn that's not good

... so is minerva going to see him basically sacrifice beacon to get to leo? fuck, how is she going to take that???

please someone animate this, p l e a s e

nope, the jet pack is still ford angela-ing around in the woods

did leo bring the jet pack??? oh dang i guess leo brought the jet pack

"you don't know what else could be in there" that sounds like dm speak for there's some good shit in the truck

please let this not be a repeat of merle talking to john and getting five sevens in a row

oh nice! cool! back up weapon!

f l o r e s c e n t  g o r r o

"what's with these five's dog?" what did i just say

how many luck points is duck down to now? i'm assuming more than aubrey but i think less than ned

"extremely, exquisitely dead" jesus griffin

♪♫♬ i can show you the world ♪♫♬

god i love you justin mcelroy

n o r t h

oh fuck, that ain't good

what are you doing minerva???

she's making a connection back to her home planet!!!

at least we don't have to worry about a shot-the-fake-ned scenario anymore lmao

jake my baby boy ilu so much

aubrey sounds so worried

oh now i'm worried griffin

oh no, oh no, this is very very bad

aubrey don't you sacrifice yourself, i can feel that’s the direction this is going, don’t you do it

NICE! GO AUBREY :D

and we're worried about every one of them trav

okay sweet, less worried about aubrey dying now

well this is extremely, extremely bad, holy fuck

aww eugine :(

OH YEAH, AGENT STERN

oh no, oh pigeon :(((

i am... extremely terrified

god i fucking love you aubrey

damn trav go off

DO! NOT! BURN! THAT! LUCK!

i figured that's how that would go, yikes

having never seen twin peaks i don't know that dynamic :|

"y'know what, no?" ilu aubrey

... oh shit, is stern going to be on their side???

never mind, goddamn this ep is breaking so bad, holy shit

mama ilu so much

oh shit i forgot about that!!!

YES DO THAT AUBREY, AT LEAST TELL VINCENT

god bless ilu

"oh shit, ned may have been right" that's terrifying in its own right lol

god damn the music is so good this ep

that's some cool imagery

it was a number of episodes lol

i think ned has grown on me a lot more as episodes have gone on, i really want him to succeed in a way i didn't in previous episodes

that's a great mental image

NED WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?????

CLINT WHAT THE FLYING FUCK WHAT IS YOUR STRATEGY HERE

"HERE'S THE THING-" I SURE HOPE THERE’S A THING NED

it was you larry

NED THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK

bless you clint holy shit

okay, at least they got the hornets on their side

eugine no D:

ilu barclay

okay at least mama is being somewhat sensible about this

"I'M A STEALIN' GUY, OKAY!?" ilu ned

oh no not the abomination music

OH GOD WHAT THE FLYING FUCK

YOU CAN'T JUST CLIFF HANGER IT THERE GRIFFIN

i don't even like ritz crackers griffin

holy shit there's still more than an hour left to this episode, fuck

i just took a minute during the ad read to read the description and... oh fucking boy am i worried about every single character but especially ned. i'm pretty sure the deadly risk for aubrey was pulling the wood out of her leg but i'm worried that it might not be, and “confession” sounds a little too much like last rites for my comfort :(((((

MINERVA :D

"tone and definition are important duck newton!" bless

i love you so much minerva

justin is just absolutely fucked this episode, holy shit

oh poor duck :(

aww minerva :')

"TIME TO CLIMB IDIOT" ilu duck

YES! YES! GO DUCK! :DDDDD

i'm gonna google that, oh hell yeah that's sweet as hell

god i fucking love minerva so much

"i have missed your tutelage" bless you duck my sweet boy

oh the beat is picking up this is so good

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD SCENE DUCK

YES! YES!!! YEEEEES!!!!!

THIS MUSIC IS SO BANGING I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

YEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!

"well that's the thing-" oh no

jesus griffin you did not need to put that much malice into the word “squeezes”

NICE! he's got some of his chosen mojo back! :D

i am so worried for duck holy shit

THIS WAS THE LIGHT FROM HIS VISION

THIS MUSIC IS SO FUCKING GOOD

AND THEN SHE LEAPS, AND SHE'S HERE

MINERVA!!!!!!!!!!

... that's the quell isn't it

oh this is extremely not good, oh christ they're all going to get massacred

oh no were they... is this a mass exodus from sylvain??? oh my god no

AUBREY PLEASE ASK WHAT'S GOING ON

i'm legit listening to this while there's a thunderstorm in the background, nice ambiance

why are they vanishing??? what mission?????

OH NO I AM SO WORRIED I KNOW WHAT SHE'S GOING TO TRY

did he say weeks early? oh my god this is even worse than i thought

yes!!! go vincent!!!!!

"alright" GRIFFIN I AM WORRIED

YES YES YES YES YES, THANK GOD FOR THOSE GOOD GOOD TRAVIS MCELROY ROLLS

I CALLED IT, WE ALL CALLED IT, IT'S A PART OF THE CRYSTAL

... oh no does she not have magic anymore

AUBREY I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH

dang, that's not great

... oh no, this has to do with the book doesn't it

YES YOU SHOULD VINCENT

this music is so gorgeous oh my god

"i do???" mood clint

alright, fair enough roll

"what ever's inside this thing is also in danger" it's dani isn't it

NED NO, NED YOU DIPSHIT

"are you threatening this sarcophagus?" ilu griffin

alright, not a bad move

ned's going to shoot it, ned's going to kill it and it's going to be dani, this is so very very bad oh my god

IT'S FUCKING DANI!!!!! WE ALL CALLED IT IT'S DANI!!!!!!!!!!

...oh no. oh no oh no oh no. they're going to kill her aren't they

"what do you do?" griffin i am so scared and this music isn't helping

MAYBE BURN A LUCK HERE NED

oh my god this music is killing me griffin

oh my god is... is ned dead???

oh ned :'(

i'm trying so hard not to cry right now and failing so hard

clint you are destroying me here

with love, edmund kelly chicane

oh my god pigeon killed him, oh god

i... i do not know how to feel. i feel heartbroken, on a level i can't describe. i always... in the back of my mind, i always hoped all the pcs would make it to the end, even though i didn't always like everything they did. i always thought they would pull through. but this... it was heartbreaking. and it was beautiful. and it was redemptive. and it fit into the narrative arc of ned's character and his life so well. ned was my least favorite of the core three, but now... he's a fictional character and i feel bad for not appreciating him while he was here. and its a testament to the power of clint's acting, and griffin's writing, and the entire mcelroy family's ability to suck me so deep into a narrative that i feel like i'll be grieving ned chicane for the next week or two at least. there's still about 23 minutes left and i don't know how i'm going to make it though any of them.

... oh god that's why the sarcophagus fell apart isn't it

the level of jocularity implies to me that they filmed this long before clint's scene and i'm still so upset, duck and aubrey still don't know yet

what is this place? oh my god what is this???

god this music is so pretty

is this... the quell???

what on earth is this, i have no idea what is happening

OH NO THE MUSIC IS WARPING THIS IS SO BAD

oh thank god leo didn't die at least

that is not in any way comforting minerva

we are at 15 minutes left and i am... so terrified

oh my god, oh my god, oh my god

aubrey my baby ; _ ;

oh god the gate is going to open isn't it

what's happening???

this music is so beautiful and i am so afraid of it

OH MY GOD WHAT

JANELLE

god damn this is so powerful god damn

arms outstreached

OH NO, THIS IS SO BAD, OH NO

I WAS NOT EXPECTING JANELLE TO HAVE A LUCRETIA-ESQUE SORT-OF HEEL TURN THIS IS NOT GREAT

OH NO THIS IS HORRIBLE HOLY SHIT, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO

travis you're being a bit nonchalant about this don't you think

oh my god no please tell me aubrey isn't going to die too

YOU CANNOT END IT THERE GRIFFIN MCELROY

... see you all june 13th, holy fucking shit

[weirdletter]

The Pulp Horror Book of Phobias, edited by MJ Sydney, LVP Publications, 2019. Cover design by Kealan Patrick Burke, interior illustrations by Luke Spooner, info: lycanvalley.com.

Phobias are defined as an irrational and extreme fear to something. It could be anything as long as it causes an intense and debilitating fear. What happens when these irrational fears/phobias become reality? When the irrational becomes rational and there’s a reason to be scared? Find out in The Pulp Horror Book of Phobias. We’ve created an A to Z phobia list and elevated each one to a new level of fear. These stories come to life in ways that will make you want to sleep with the light on, double check the locks on your door, and think twice before dismissing your fear as irrational.

Contents: A — A TOUCH OF MADNESS — Tim Waggoner B — IT CAME FROM THE GRAVE — James Pyne C — ENTWINED — Colleen Anderson D — DESTINY’S ROAD TRIP — Jay Troy Seate E — MORBID DREAD OF THE DAWN — Philip Athans F — MUTUAL POSSESSION — WT Paterson G — RIGHT OF CROSSING — James Chambers H — PASSING JUDGEMENT — Chad Lutzke I — THE CLINIC — Asher Ellis J — NOT JUST DESSERTS — Jonah Buck K — THE MAN WHO FEARED THE SKY — John Skipp L — CHILDREN OF BLOOD — Greg Chapman M — THE YEARNING JADE — Hank Schwaeble N — THE CEMETERY MAN — JG Faherty O — WHITE TO BLACK — Michael Bailey P — THE HUNCH — Richard Chizmar Q — FIVE IN THE SIX — Sephera Giron R — THE TOXIC MAGICIAN — Sheri Sebastian-Gabriel S — FEEDING THE ORISHAS — Gabino Iglesias T — MUNCHAUSEN — Max Booth III U — TRUE CONFESSIONS OF THE HAPPIEST PISTACHIO — Mehitobel Wilson V — BEAUTIFUL WOMEN — Ray Garton W — A BOLT OF LIGHTNING — Edward M. Erdelac X — HALFPENNY — Steven M. Vance Y — TOO HOT IN BOILERTOWN — Jill-Hand Z — THE CATALYST TO GROW SOME GUTS — Kerry Lipp