#and tubes

[glitterandmoondustofficial]

Last three nights with ovaries 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[clickityweasel]

had a real life "and everybody clapped" moment and im still reeling. spent the rest of the ride comparing butterfly pics with the old lady next to me trying to identify it

[parker-112]

[ubercharge]

i was reading oogami tsumiki which is primarily about a guy and the werewolf girl, set in our world where monster people (genjin) are integrating with human society but . so

there's a gorgon girl whose snakes are scared of the rain and. the werewolf girl makes them little sock tubes. little snake hoodies! snoodies if you will

this is the cutest shit i've ever seen

[local-space-case]

i know that test tube baby can’t cook

[crowiin]

welcome to the world

[paintedrivers]

Box you beautiful butch, I care you sm 🙏🙏🙏

[thattscherry]

you're telling me a guy created a robot that created a guy that created a robot?

[pepperpepi]

reptile

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

this was jangling around in my brain and i had to put it on the internet lest i never know peace (apologies for the spelling mistakes)

[robinsversion]

How I sleep knowing I always cite my sources:

(First image from the film Drip Dippy Donald (1948); second image from season 4, episode 3 of the Simpsons, “Homer the Heretic” (1992).)

[389]

One of the cool “inventions” of the 19th century were Geissler's low-pressure gas tubes, very similar to today's neon tubes. They soon became a toy to have at any self-respecting high society party.

[head---ache]

yall know she came out of a tube but shhhh

[vanteaux]

Pride flag color picked from that one image in hbomberguy's plagiarism video

Edit: here's the version with more flags!