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The average voter has a lot of power in American elections. Not as much as if we had a proper democratic voting system but still quite a lot.
One state can swing the Senate, a few districts can swing the House, and every single vote for president matters.
That's why we "scold" about voting third party or sitting out—those choices are what gave us Trump in the first place, they're what gave us George W. Bush.
Like Hilary Clinton is too centrist by far, way too hawkish, but she would've strengthened healthcare, not tried to repeal the Affordable Care Act 60+ times. She wouldn't have banned Muslims or stolen immigrant children from their parents or denied disaster aid because a certain state didn't vote for her.
But Trump did, and he'll do far worse if he gets a second chance because that's what terribly narcissistic, corrupt people do when they are threatened but manage to return to power—it's certainly what Benjamin Netanyahu's doing.
What's a little genocide and maybe starting a regional war if it keeps him out of jail? Trump had a nuclear dick-measuring contest with North Korea when he was safe, for fuck's sake. God only know what he'll do now.
Allowing him to come back to power—directly or indirectly—punishes the entire world. Nader voters thought they were "punishing" Gore for not being sufficiently pro-environment—and they succeeded in setting the climate fight back by decades.
Millions died in Bush's forever wars. How many have died because we elected him instead of the boring Democrat who is still obsessed with climate change? How many more will die if Trump gets his way on climate?
hey just want to remind my american followers that the US is still one of the most influential nations in the world and that one fascist in power makes everything worse everywhere for a long time. please don't fuck this up for the rest of us
#biden-harris#passed the biggest piece of climate legislation in us history#trump wants to undo it#jack up our emissions by 4bn tonnes#that's the entire EU + Japan#29 industrialized nations#that's how much biden-harris CUT emissions#and trump wants to throw it all away#VOTE#show up#keep showing up#refuse to shut up#on climate on healthcare ON GAZA#on everything#ap#txt
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I’ve noticed that, when Metatron mentions the Second Coming, it’s like Aziraphale freezes. At that moment something changes. His smile drops and he seems mortified. After looking at the elevator and the Metatron, he looks like he’s just realized something. And that’s when he looks back to Crowley. Then, before he enters the elevator, he sighs and puts on a smile.
So what if, at that moment, Aziraphale realized he has no choice but to go? Heaven’s planning the Second Coming. He wouldn’t have known that if he hadn’t said yes to Metatron’s offer. The Metatron said they’ll need someone who knows how Earth and humans work, and that’s Aziraphale, so he believes that, as someone well-versed in Earthly matters, he'll have insider knowledge about what precisely the Second Coming entails (whether that's true or not is a whole different thing). So now, he has to go, even if he doesn’t want to, because he has to know what they’re planning. Because the Second Coming includes a complete transfiguration of the universe. And so when he hears this, he’s asking himself what does that entail? What will happen to the Earth? And to the humans? And, most importantly, what will happen to Crowley? He knows he can’t protect Crowley if he stays because he would have no idea what Heaven is planning and what exactly will happen. So he goes to Heaven. Because that’s the only way he’ll be able to protect Crowley and the Earth from what’s coming. Because otherwise, he wouldn’t have known about anything before it was too late.
I think Aziraphale still has a lot of work to do to break out of the mental framework that Heaven built in his mind. I think he still wants to change Heaven. I think that the black-and-white worldview that has been pounded into his skull is still there and that he's still struggling with it. Aziraphale may be naive and traumatized, but he's not stupid. He's clever and I think that when he hears about the Second Coming, he has a new motive to return to Heaven.
#because Aziraphale and Crowley always want to protect each other#that motive trumps all#it's their main motive for everything#even if they're arguing they always protect each other#so i don't think that either of them would just throw that away#but i'm also delusional#and far too obsessed with these two idiots#good omens#good omens season 2#good omens spoilers#go2 spoilers#go 2 speculation#good omens s2 spoilers#good omens theory#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley
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so....i'm noticing people who are saying "Don't vote for Harris or Trump" aren't American and don't have to live day to day under the administration
like
yes, the US does impact the rest of the world but also i don't want to live in fascism more than i have to
i would like trans people to be alive
i would like homeless people to have a chance
i would like medical care to be accessible to everyone
and even more things
there's a LOT at stake here
i will probably not exist if Trump wins and has his way? so i'm going to vote for Harris......and if you want to guilt me or anyone else for that
go fuck yourself bc we don't have a whole lot to work with
#THERES MORE THAN ONE IMPORTANT THING GOING ON#WE NEED TO CARE ABOUT EVERYTHING#NOT JUST BECAUSE ONE MAJOR TOPIC GETS ALL THE ATTENTION???????????????#like it's really the lesser of two evils when you live here bc you either suffer and die or maybe you live and struggle with the rest#of the world#idk idgaf i'm voting for Harris if you don't like that pls unfollow/block#i want to be able to be with my girlfriend and have our family#not rot in a hole bc trump and his minions took everything away from me#and every person ever should have the same opportunity#i dont really think yall understand what goes on here#maybe think for yourself instead of reading headlines and believing them exclusively#idk some of yall are just throwing up red flags#i guess i should be the one unfollowing#but i needed to vent anyways
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I try not to get Political on my accounts but election anxiety is real
#please vote blue no matter what#for the sake of everyone i see post after post of discourse and online activism about#please if you really truly care. take this election seriously and dont throw your votes away#even if you dont like biden#trump will be worse i guarantee#unfollow me for this if you want but we all sat through the 2016 election. you know as well as i do.
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if you dont vote for biden you're a dumbass who only cares about their image. swallow your shit pride and vote you utter fucking dipshit.
#how can you not understand how fucking important it is to vote for him in this fucking election? how fucking dumb do you have to be?#the revolution isnt coming and even if it did we would all die- you dont have enough tactical gear- we dont have a militarized left army.#trump Will fucking kill you. apparently that doesnt matter to you- & throwing away lives of other minorities is more important to you#when you're busy being a performative piece of shit.#dawg I would LOVE if we were voting for bernie. but thats not the fucking situation here. its either biden or a dictatorship we all die#under. life isnt always fucking fair. you'd think by now yall would've realized this but ig fucking not.#whats better- living with your conservative dad who physically abuses you. threatens you. doesnt recognize you for who you are.#bullies you. and all around hates you unless you be exactly the way he wants-#or your liberal mom who maybe isnt the best at what she's doing but at least shes not gonna fucking abuse you to THAT fucking magnitude#or- you can go end up on the fucking streets and struggle like hell and likely die. you choose dipshit. not voting is going to the streets.#ig you just want life to be harder for you unnecessarily bc idk. its fun or something or you're bored- but you dont realize that as#soon as you get out there-- you're fucked. you've romanticized being homeless too much bc you're jaded against your parents#and too blinded by being jaded that you cant fathom the reality of what it'd be like w/o at least one of them.#personally- I'm going with the lib parent. idgaf if shes imperfect. at least I wont die or be abused to shit and back.
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If you ask me who I’m voting for I will kill myself in front of you btw
#yeah I’ll vote for Biden but I’ll fucking hate myself for it bc I’m voting for someone who murders people just bc he makes my life slightly#better than trump would…it’s bleak and I don’t want to think about it so please don’t make me#I hate that I have to abandon my moral integrity just to have any at all#also this is not an invitation to give me candidates to ‘look into’ the system is fundamentally broken and I’m not throwing away my vote#personally I would rather a revolution but realistically that’s not happening#broken was the wrong word my bad. corrupt. the system is fundamentally morally inept
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tired of election discourse can we just vote already and be done with it
#us politics#vote don’t vote but i’m not going to listen to anyone who ‘protests’#the election by not voting for harris when fucking trump wins#and we have a repeat of 2016#yall can act like throwing your vote away in protest is the same thing as a boycott all you want#but it’s not#you’re just throwing the rest of us under the bus#a trump win is worse than holding your nose and voting for someone you don’t like#harris is a good candidate#shes not perfect but no candidate is ever going to be#let’s just make sure trump doesn’t fucking win so we HAVE more elections in the future
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Ugh I was excited for today until I found out I'd have to spend it with people that actively make me hate being alive hate the future and drain me off all energy physically mentally spiritually like a vampire I can't stand to be around her she is the definition of stupidity and even then that's generous as fuck this bitch has filled her brain with so much garbage I watch her brain cells die at alarming rates every single time she uses her vocal cords her giggles make me want to jam a sewing needle into my ear repeatedly so I can never have to hear it again its a friendly reminder that my parents decisions this time my dad's constantly makes me want to die
#i cant even shes just so dangerously stupid#she thinks energy drinks with natural caffeine are safe to give people who have been told by doctor doing take caffeine with thia meds#ahe thinks of a child is CHOCKING to lie them face down n rub their back#she has the evangelical woman voice worse then women I've met n that cult ahe giggles constantly and behaves like the stereotype lil german#boy just got a lollipop over.... everyone and everything whe acts likw an 11 year old I just got the first boyfriend and all they could talk#is how perfect their boyfriend is and they're so pretty good for that I pulled a boyfriend is and it's like a God thing that they met how#SOOOOOOOOOO in love while constantly nonstop touching ahe has to be touching him her hand on his thigh her atm linked with his her heaf on#his chest she has to be in her lap they make out all over the place IT'S DISGUSTING AND EMBARRASSING STOP SWAPPING SPIT#she started a i. hwr words 'love diary of their love journey' they hadn't been dateing 2 months her kids are spoiled fake Instagram bitches#with such shitty views on politics SHE'S A TRUMP FAN GIRL SHENLOVES TRUMP MY DAD BROUGHT IN A TRUMPIE#there's so much i cant even say because even admitting it on tumblr is too embarrassing i wanted.to.likw her i liked her the first day but#THE MORE I GET TO KNOW GET THE MORE N MORE N MISS RED FKAGS#she threw away all my siblings clothes school books toys uniforms for sports their in toys i bought them that week make up jewelry#in the disguise of helping clean house#while i was at the hospital the kids call me in tears i call her beg her to wait and nope.ahe didn't i found the bags by the curb i brought#my dad sided with hwr because 'she didn't mean any harm she didn't know sje was throwing them away'#my mom hasn't bsen dead a year he started dating right after ahe died#hes talking about marrying this woman this woman who has never had an honest educated thought once in her life#WHO ASLO SPEMDA MONEY LIKE A DRUNKEN SAILOR AHE CAME FROM A WITCH FAMILY HER LAST TWO HUSBANDA WERE TOUCH SHE HAS NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE COMMON#SHE SPENDS LIKE SHE STILL HAS MONEY WHEN SHE DOSE NOT AND IT'S LIKE YOU DID NOT JUST SPEND OVER 180 DOLLARS N PASTRIES GOD#SHES SO FUCKIN STUPID AND EVERY HOLIDAY SINCE MY MOM DIED WVERY FAMILY GWT TOGETHER BECAUSE WE DON'T TALK OR.DO ANYTHING WITH MOM'S SIDE#OF THE FAMILY ANYMORE SHE'S THERE EVERY WINGLE MOTHER FUCKIN WEEKEND SHES HERE I'M EXHAUSTED SHES PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY DRAINING TO BE ARO#OUND SHES LIKE IF SOMEONE TOOK A GOLDEN RETRIEVER ON A DIET OF JUST FUCKIN COCAINE LITTLE GERMAN BOY WITH LOLLY AND CRUELLA DEVILLE AND FUSE#THEN TOOK A STRAW AND DRANK ALL THE SMARTS OUT OF THAT BEING#UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH MY DADS GOIN TO NARRY RHIA BITCH SHES GOIN TO TRY TO BE A MOTHER TO ME AND MY SIBLINGS AND THEY'RE GOIN TO#be so fucked up because her kids are not ok SHE FUCKED THEM OVER BAD SHE HAS FOUR KIDS ALL ADULTS THEY'RE JUST WOW#I HATE MY LIFE I HATE WHAY FUTURE MY FAMILY IS GOIN TO BE THE GOOD THINGS IS I WON'T HAVE TO STAY I CAN GO N MAKE A NEW ONE WITH MY WIFE#FOR ME BUT MY SIBLINGS ARE FUCKED AND ANYTIME I WANT TO VISIT MY FAMILY YANDERE GOLDEN RETRIEVER BITCH WILL BE THERE WORMING HWR WAY IN#SHES CONSTANTLY CALLING N TEXTING MY DAD NONSTOP OF SHE'S NOT NEXT TO HIM AND IF HE CAN'T RESPOND INSTANT SHE FREAKS OUT N BUGS ME
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I genuinely find it batshit insane that there are American left wing people who are refusing to vote for Kamala because they disagree with her politically. Have they never heard of tactical voting is this not a concept in America
#in the UK we wll know the political system is fucked#and you have to vote based on what might win#lesser of two evils etx#voting third party or not at all sadly is just throwing away a vote and advantaging trump#it feels like the clinton/trump debacle all over again... where people are like Theyre Both Bad and it's like#surely you can see that one is objectively worse#if you want this to change get involved in politics year round and make a fairer system??
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*writing a hate filled raging post to this thing about something that i feel the utmost disdain for and that i despise with every fiber of my damn being to the point i am shaking in rage* *take like 10 seconds to reread over it*
*delete the draft and go on my merry way to queue words for my daily blog like nothing happened*
#i was on SUCH a tangent about my fuckass younger brother [fuck him btw he likes trump and thinks pronouns aren't real]#but then i took a few seconds to let it simmer and all of a sudden i'm fine or something#literally just. writing down a letter then throwing it away#it does help kind of i guess#idk i know i could've posted it#but i feel like saying what a shitty person a fucking 12 year old boy who thinks hes an alpha male issssss. kinda not great in hindsight#but that might just be my intense fear of even saying my real feelings because irl it always ends up in smth i dont want#anyway aahaahaha. :3!!! ^_^ sparkles and rainbows im fine /s
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I'd like to tell you all a story about my grandmother.
My grandparents raised their children, four girls (one of them my mother), to be fighters. My aunts marched in Washington for women's rights with babies strapped to their chests and like to joke that all of the grandchildren who came from that line (including myself) were born with picket signs in their hands.
But it started with my grandparents. They fought hard for what they believed in. They marched against Vietnam. They marched for Martin Luther King. They marched for women's rights. They marched for a better future.
But let's talk specifically about my grandmother for a moment.
My grandmother unfortunately passed away in 2016. She had to watch the first Trump election and did so knowing that it would probably be the last election she'd ever see. And there is some argument there that she could have given in to fear and defeatism. She could have decided none of it was worth it, and she could have decided that fascism had won and the world was over.
But she did something else instead.
To give some context, my grandparents had friends who were Republicans. I say were, because they shifted from the normal Republican towards the MAGA Republican we see today. And despite a very clear message from my family about how we felt, they were more than ready to still come to the funeral as if everything was normal. Like their beliefs were normal. Like they were welcome to celebrate someone who had fought so hard for the rights of other people.
These were people who would have absolutely used their rhetoric to scream and shout if they were left out or disinvited.
And so my grandmother, even past her final moments, pulled the most brilliant, petty move I've ever seen.
She'd decided ahead of time that everyone who had known her was more than welcome to attend but that she wanted everyone attending the funeral to donate money. That was the requirement to be invited. And so everyone did just that. There was no talk about what the donations were for, just that they were appreciated. I want to say that the assumption was the money would help pay for funeral expenses and give the family some support while we grieved.
Except that wasn't the case.
Because in those final moments of the funeral, the rabbi stepped forward to thank everyone, and then very cheerfully announced;
"Arlene was so happy to know just how many people were coming to join us here today. She couldn't have been more proud of her family. And I'm sure she would have been elated to see just how much money you all gave today to Planned Parenthood."
When I say that the faces of those people are enshrined in my memory, I mean it. The anger, the devastation, the rage, the betrayal. It was an absolutely gorgeous display of true defeat at the hands of a boss ass old lady who literally fought with her last breath and threw up both middle fingers all the way out the door.
What I'm saying is this.
It is very easy to feel defeated. It is very easy to think that everything is over, and there's nothing left for us to do. It's very easy to say that fascism won, that fear won, that hate won.
But that's only true if you let it be true.
There is always more that we can do. There is a future that is still worth fighting for. And it's more than possible, even when it doesn't seem like it.
And fighting is going to look different every time.
Some days it will look like picket signs in our hands.
Some days it will look like spending time with friends and family and people you love and knowing that you have a community that supports you and your vision of a brighter future.
And some days, it's pulling absolute natural level 20 petty trickster shit even after you've left the world.
Because you can always make an impact and you can always add a little brightness to life, and if that means tricking a group of MAGA idiots into throwing their money behind Planned Parenthood in the middle of your own goddamn funeral then that's what it means.
Keep fighting. People have done it before you. People will continue to do it after you.
And enjoy the little victories.
(Even the petty ones)
#us elections#equality#equal rights#protesting#picketing#fighting#we can do this#we truly can#take a break and then keep fighting
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i don't know what to do about the fact that there are a few people that i follow because i like their content who are vehemently against voting. like i know why there's the sentiment but at the same time, as someone who can't vote, it's pretty fucking hard for me to see people who are not only refusing to do so but who are acting as if both candidates are the same caliber of a problem. legitimately i am worried that if trump is reelected, i'm going to have to leave the country and move elsewhere. it has been proven that his rise to power would lead to the rise of fascism across the world because it happened the last time he was elected.
it's hard for me to see this stuff. i can't even vote and yet i see people who are perfectly able, throwing that away because they're treating voting like a personal statement rather than a decision to make for the greater good.
#not gonna make this rebloggable#it's just really pissing me off. because i don't want to unfollow these people because i know them at least somewhat#and i know at least one of them is probably doing it because they feel extremely bad about being at all privileged and rb super guilty stuff#and that's because they feel guilty but at the same time. it's hard for me. especially because of the ocd#and it's especially fucking hard because my fate is in the hands of a bunch of people who don't give two shits about actual solutions#just people who like to complain that there's problems and then never put anything forth to fix them#oh both sides are bad? why am i going to probably lose access to the only minor amounts of gender affirming care i get under trump then?#like could you just think for five fucking seconds about who's going to get hurt? voting is a right. a right that not everyone has#and you're going to just throw it away because if not everything is perfect then we should just burn it to the ground i guess#who cares if people are going to get hurt right? let's just let society burn and oh fuck everyone who's gonna die if that happens#what's your problem?#idk. it's just a lot right now. and it's hard for me to watch people act like voting doesn't matter#it does. it really does. i remember what it was like under trump. every single stupid fucking scandal. you really want him back?#i don't want to unfollow them. but at the same time i just wish they could shut the fuck up sometimes. -_-
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Love how my view on the upcoming elections went from "Yea I might be better off with the lesser of two evils" from "Either way I (and others) are screwed, might as well focus the majority of my efforts on voting in what I want across the board, instead of solely stressing about top seat"
#smol's rambles#look i dont want trump again by any means#and it kinda hurts knowing that the only vote without heavy blood attached to it is third party or no vote at all#but depending on how things progress i might have to “throw my vote away”#house congress and local are more important this year i would argue#set those up good#so we are less screwed regardless of president
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I am a little concerned that people aren't actually going on the candidates websites and reading their issues pages. Trump has branded his as "Agenda 47" and effectively lays out 47 key issues he wants to address during his presidency. It looks quite awful for the Palestinians and muslims living in the United States currently. It also looks like he's going to crack down on protests and make it harder to organize in support of Palestine.
Here are some pieces I took from his plan that should concern anyone supporting Palestine right now:
Biden banning Tiktok was a direct attack on our freedom of speech and ability to share information about Palestine. However, Trump is promising to bring back his muslim travel ban (which would succeed under his conservative Supreme Court). He will make it just about impossible for any refugees to get into America. It's already difficult for refugees to gain entry, but this is just opening the door to dangerous rhetoric.
American imperialism cannot be fixed in one presidency. That $95 billion foreign aid package that included $26 billion to support Israel was passed by Congress, with support from democrats. Biden signed it, but that's not something he can do by himself. If we want real meaningful change, we're going to have to vote for a whole lot more than just the president. Campaigning for third parties is going to have to maintain its momentum outside of election years.
Still, both candidates are supporting this war currently. They are both piss poor choices for a ceasefire. However, they are NOT equal! A Trump win could be devastating, not just for the Palestinians still struggling in the Middle East, but for the Palestinians living at home now. With the courts behind him, Chevron overturned, and a clear plan for Schedule F in place, I cannot seriously humor anyone saying that a Harris would be "just as bad" for Palestine.
"You're so privileged for caring about genocide" is not a take actually.
#i know a lot of people have been saying stuff like#not voting is turning your back on your trans black and muslim neighbors!!#and yeah i guess#but thats not even really the point#bc i see so many democrats throwing around project 2025#and its important to talk about#but whats more important is what trump is clearly campaigning on#which is in fact a christian nationalist state targeting muslims first#and to all the jewish zionists that might find that appealing#thats really bad for you too#the gop are not your allies#anyway#throw away your vote if you want#but we need to understand that politics around war are more complex than just this candidate is for and this candidate is against#kamala harris is not likely to support a ceasefire bc shes making a fuck ton of money off this war#but im sure well hear more about her stances on immigration and travel bans which do affect palestine all the same#best case scenario is the un threatens our voting power and scares her into seriously supporting humanitarian aid#which actually might be a likely outcome now that israel has been declared an apartheid state#please read the issue pages#last I checked kamala still didnt have one but ill check again#thoughts of dante
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ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ The Seven x Deadpool!Reader
t/w: loooots of dark humour/jokes, reader is insensitive and an asshole since they're also a supe working at vought, your powers are the exact same as Deadpool (even the skin condition), mention about killing, death, gore, r-pe, n@zis?!?!, alcohol, some intimacy (?). Also reader is gn!!
ᯓ★ here's a version with the boys <3
HOMELANDER
This man hates you so fking much
Has tried to kill you multiple times, he tried lasering you, tearing you in half and even throwing you into the sky but you just always manage to come back like the damn plague
Eventually he gives up trying to kill you and just had to deal with the fact you'll be kept alive... just temporarily though... he's still looking for ways to kill you
However, your powers gave you dozens of advantages when around Homelander.
He can be having a meeting about something serious and everyone would be listening to him due to their fear towards him, then there's you who'd be doing your own thing and just shout out unrelated things like "Donald Trump just blocked me on Twitter!! HAH!! SUCK IT CORNFLACKS!!"
Everyone turning to you with startled expressions while Homelander simply rolls his eyes before continuing his presentation.
You are a complete nightmare to the PR team, that's why for interviews or any events, you'll always be paired up with Homelander so he can keep you under control and stop you from saying weird shit that could ruin the company's image.
"So Deadpool, how does it feel being in the Seven working alongside Homelander? You've been working together for almost 3 years now" A reporter would ask as you two are surrounded by screaming fans.
"Like I'm in the twilight series, not because of the fantasy but because I'm still waiting for the part where he impregnates me—"
"O-kay! That's enough, just silly ol' Deadpool with those inside jokes"
"You can tell in this eyes that he wants to fuck me right now. HE'S GONNA FUCK ME!!" You shouted as you're being dragged away by him.
Obviously when you had found out about his relationship with Stormfront, especially her background, you had to say some shit about it. Not giving the slightest care about the fact he could be grieving over her death.
He'll be in his room standing in front of the window and you'd just storm in, being as loud as possible.
"I can't believe you dated a N@zi!! Is it because I'm Jewish?!" Which may or may not be true, nobody knows your origin.
He may hate your guts but if he ever needs someone to help him do some dirty work, you're the person for the job, you never ask why or how, which could be the only thing he likes about you.
"Y'know, maybe if you didn't have such a big mouth, you'd be tolerable"
"All the people I've slept with have said otherwise"
Compatibility? 50%
STARLIGHT
Before she joined the Seven, she had an image of what kind of person you were, she just didn't know it was this worse.
When you found out she used to work at this Sunday School Church, you just haaaaad to say something about it.
"So like, you say that prayer always works, but every night I pray for my hair to grow and it never does. Do you think God has me blocked? How do I get unblock?"
"Uh..."
You two surprisingly get along without one wanting to slice the other's throat, except sometimes the things you say can really piss her off. Which is why when the company assigned her a new costume, she was trying her hardest to avoid you, but you found out anyways.
"Holy shit Starlight! Nice costume, is this your Miley Cyrus breakthrough? Girl power!"
Insert her groaning out of annoyance.
Again, the second you discovered she was dating a guy behind the death of Translucent, you were heartbroken :(
"Of course this happens right when my therapist gives up on me!"
Despite your behaviour, you pitied her when it was revealed that she was taken advantage of by The Deep, so like any good friend, you took revenge by cooking his friend octopus and eating it happily in front of him.
"Revenge does taste sweet" You'd say happily while Starlight just watches by the side, both grateful and horrified at your actions.
In my opinion, you would definitely be the person she goes to once she starts working with the boys, you'll always be providing whatever information that happens in the company for her to use.
It helps her worry less about getting anyone killed 'cause you literally can't die.
Compatibility? 60%
QUEEN MAEVE
You're half the reason why she rethinks about her life choices when she wakes up in the morning
Not because you're a handful (which you are) but because you're always paired together on missions
"Deadpool! The hostages!"
"OKAY! God... you act just like my drunk uncle"
Which is a joke/nickname you like to address her by because of her alcoholism (yikes)
Whenever the company needs you for something, half of the time she's the one assigned to search for you.
There was this one time she caught you trying to have Anika track down Kanye West's location, nobody knows what shenanigans you were up to.
Another thing to mention was that you two were chosen by the company to sing a Christmas song for the year's Christmas ceremony.
Just imagine during the bridge of the song, she's singing normally while you're completely going off, your high note so high you were sure you had Mariah Carey a run for her money.
Even though she finds you a lot to deal with, you're actually her buddy to train with.
Since you're very skilled with Katanas, she likes to practice her swordsmanship with you.
You like to tease or make fun of her everytime she fails to strike you which is good motivation for her to get better. Maybe you guys bring out the best of each other?
Last thing I'd like to add is when she was found out by the public that she was a lesbian (She's bi but you get the running joke), you had gifted her a t-shirt that says, 'Biggest Dick in Town'
Compatibility? 80%
THE DEEP
Your human punching bag
If Vought was a high school instead of a company, you'd be the bully and he'd be the nerd getting stuffed inside the locker room.
For example, Homelander could be confronting Starlight about her relationship with Hughie and everyone would just start raising their voices til you come in yelling "SHUT UP!" to the Deep who had not said a single thing during the entire time.
Just imagine him staring at you like 😐
To be honest you also ate his friend octopus so you guys are actually never getting the chance to make up.
"Look dude, I don't appreciate your tone"
"I don't appreciate your haircut either but we can't all get what we want"
You may be a crazy person but you weren't going to be okay with the fact he violates every woman he sees, so not only did you cook the octopus but you also called in a male stripper disguised as a woman just for him to celebrate on his birthday.
Just imagine him all happy when you tell him the news and later that night he'll run inside your room, completely pissed off at your act after finding out but you just laughed and said.
"Happy April Fools 😚!"
"That's next month dipshit!"
Also, you never understood his weird fantasies. He has a thing for sea animals??You've caught him multiple times either flirting or getting off to one. It was concerning even for you.
"From how many animals you've fucked, you might just turn from the ocean's 'Seaman' to 'Semen'." You joked which he did not find funny.
Maybe you messing with him could just be your way of getting along with him since you're the same with everybody else, it's just he has more flaws to poke fun of and he's sensitive about them.
Compatibility? 5%
A-Train
He thinks you're fucked up in the head.
Half of the shit that comes out of your mouth just has him reacting like in the GIF
Buuuuuut you're the one he always brings to the club because you always know ways to give the party life.
You've somehow even got on the wall of fame, a lovely portrait of you with your hands making out a heart.
Also, you know about his business with Compound V waaaaay before anyone else did. He's still grateful you didn't tell anyone.
Just like everyone else, you also enjoy messing with him except he's fast and constantly avoiding you.
"Hey A-Train, how much do you wanna bet that I can die faster than you?"
"Dude... seriously?"
You guys rarely get sent on missions together because you're always slowing him down, not basing off the fact he's fast but because you get easily sidetracked with other things.
"Alright, we're here now, how much C4 do we use?"
"Fuck math! Let's use all of 'em!"
You ended up detonating all of the C4 on you before he could object the idea, he was able to run out in time, your action nearly getting him killed while you ended up dead.
But it's fine you'll just grow back.
You know that race he has against Shockwave? You'd be at the VIP section standing near where Homelander and Queen Maeve is, waving your huge banner that has a picture of A-Train's face and yours pasted over a figure carrying the other in bridal style.
Compatibility? 55%
TRANSLUCENT
He makes people paranoid but you make him disgusted.
There was this one time he was bored so he snuck in your room to see what you were doing.
At first he was confused why you had so many cute plushies but then the more he explored your room, he realised your room is basically every collector's dream.
You even had a huge teddy bear in the corner of your dressing room.
The reason why he doesn't like to spy on you is because the last time he did, he saw you putting your hand in the blender, then proceeding to put your private part into it.
Never again, he thought, never again.
He doesn't need to witness you carry out your intrusive thoughts.
Surprising enough, you're close with his son, I'd like to think that after his death, you practically became the kid's godparent. Though you can be sort of a bad influence, leading up to how he is in Gen V.
You always tell him you hate kids but he thinks otherwise.
After all, he can read people well.
You guys like to pull pranks on each other since you guys like competing on who's more sneaky
There was this one time, you woke up to find your suit gone so you ended up walking around the building, completely naked and unfazed by people's stares.
It was when you walked around the corner that you found your suit worn by someone else, turns out it was Translucent under it.
"Why is it so fucking tight dude? How do you stay in this shit all day?"
"You get used to it"
Compatibility? 85%
BLACK NOIR
Lovers.
He doesn't mind your attitude because he actually can't say anything about it.
No seriously... he can't talk.
But hey he's got a good shoulder to cry on.
"I just... hffgh... I can't believe my album didn't surpass lady gaga's... She doesn't even know how to use Katanas like I do!" You'd let out a loud sob while he just stares at you for a while before placing a hand on your shoulder, patting you gently.
You know the scene where he's playing the piano for one of the company's party? You'll be laying down on top of it and singing in your usual overdramatic high pitched voice.
He finds your humour amusing so he always does this little head tilt like in the GIF when you say some weird shit while waiting for his response.
Since both of you are the only members of the Seven that wears a full body suit, obviously you had to try on his but since it was impossible to achieve that, you just had the company make a copy for you.
He'll be walking down the hallway doing his normal routine until he notises another person in his suit, the moment you speak and he realises its just you is when he let's his guard down.
"I just got some transplants done to my ass, that's why I look different"
You both are never sent on missions together 'cause you guys don't work well, pretty much nobody works well with him since he's the silent type.
Example, you two were hiding behind some crates ready to jump on the bad guys who were snucking in illegal drugs. He gestured for you to wait as he went to check again, only to turn back to see you gone.
"Marry Christmas motherfuckers!"
He heard your voice shout and he found you standing on top of the stacked crates, machine gun in hand and began shooting aimlessly.
He didn't even do anything but just watch until you ran out of bullets. However, multiple survived and began shooting at you so you ended running towards where he's hiding at.
"Yankee yankee!" You yelped.
You know the video of the two girls taking off their wigs to reveal that they're bald and they start bonding over it? I'd like to imagine that's you and Black Noir with the skin condition under the suits.
One more scenario I wanna add, you guys could be having a meeting but since you were bored and you always hated meetings, you'd draw a big heart on a piece of paper and show it to Black Noir from across the table. Surprisingly he'd draw a heart back to you.
You were overjoyed so you began to draw you and him doing it, doggy style. He stares at your doodle for a while before choosing to just focus on the meeting instead.
Compatibility? 90%
(This took a while cause I was on vacation)
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