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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

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one of the worst feelings in fandom is when the canon version of a character is one of your favorites ever but their fanon interpretation is just something you want to dropkick into a dying star and watch it all go supernova hopefully from close enough that it will obliterate you and your memory of what the fandom did to them in the process

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am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

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i love it when fish are like

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Being a weird little girl as a kid provides two options to you: becoming transgender or becoming a weird adult woman. Both of which are things the world needs more of

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I mean, I don't want to sound stupid, but I always assumed that the Ancient Romans were mammals

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"dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler

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i hate looking at the thermometer and seeing some fuckass number like 2

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Angel concepts

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human designs of my favourite divorced couple 🫶

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Toxic yaoi but it’s just something like professor x student is so weak. Where’s my mad surgeon x human test subject. Where’s my politician x rebel trying to overthrow their rule. Where’s my eldritch god x cult leader

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Blinked for a second and now he’s tall, slender, and goth… Skywarp must’ve been tired being the only goth around 😒 in fact, while he was at it he made Laserbeak goth too, kinda considerate of him for making them match 😌 and a flight mode so Soundwave can actually get places instead of sitting around as a cassette player?? He was cooking