#and to top that off i dont even have my card to time out of class if i DO have a breakdown
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#ramblings#i put my fucking pencilcase and laptop down at a table for 15 fucking minutes for a lunchbreak#literlaly everyone does this perfectly normal thing no problems#and i come back and my whole pencil case is gone#someones stolen my fuckign stuff and i have zero idea what to do#my calculator is fucking 258 dollars i do two maths subjects i NEED that thing#not to mention all my pens and other stationary ???#and on top of that my parents are gonna fucking kill me#cause its my fault i left it out there#the ONE time i leave it out there i never do this even though all my friends do#the one fucking time and it gets stolen#i dont even know what im gonna do i have 20 bucks i cant pay for a 258 dollar calculator plus everything else#fuckufkcfuckfuk#genuinely why does nothing in my life ever go right#i feel like im about to break down#and to top that off i dont even have my card to time out of class if i DO have a breakdown#cause i fucking left that at home .
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Today at trivia: learned a baby hedgehog is called a hoglet. You've many hedgehog themed shenanigans here and I thought you'd like to know if you didn't already đ
YEAAAHHHH LIL HOGLETS !!!!!! an UPMOST important fact to know...
#snap chats#class ended early since we were just introducing ourselves but i still managed to have the most annoying night oh my god#first my professor accidentally shook my bad hand and i didnt tell him it was A Bad Hand#people usually tell me i have a really good handshake but now my handshake look AWFUL like im sorry prof my hand has cysts in it#awful first impression and those are big to me..#it gets worse though cause i went to get eggs and detergent and my card declined For Some Reason???#the only strange thing i did lately was get gas LMAO I DONT ??? UNDERSTAND.#i mean i got my shit with another card i have but i didnt get the receipt the first time since i thought it was in the bag#but no it gets worse cause i cant even get into my dorm building cause for some reason my id card just. does not open that door#IT OPENS MY DORM ROOM BUT NOT THE BUILDING DOOR and then i couldnt find the housing department room#so i have to email them tonight. to fix my stupid card ig.#but no so i ran back out to ask the clerk if he still had my receipt and He Didnt. Fair Nuff so he just gave me a rough estimate#which is SOOO fun so heres to hoping i didnt underpay my credit card. overpay Ill Live itll prob just be a few cents more#AND THEN I HAD TO DO THE AWKWARD THING WHERE I SIGNAL TO THE DESK CLERK TO LET ME IN. AGAIN#but yeah... AND THEN I HAVE CLASS AT 8AM on god i might just skip since i want to drop the class anyway#but thats also MAD disrespectful.. ill just hope class ends early idk..#so yeah. terrible night. it WILL get worse.#maybe ill make eggs.... not like i can buy food. i mean i CAN but ugh i hate doing credit card payment that shit so extra#and to top it off as i was leaving the store Again some mate was liek 'excuse me sir- oh im sorry excuse me ma'am'#MY GUY I AM WEARING A SUIT AND A FACE MASK AND I HAVE SHORT HAIR STYLED LIKE A DEBATE CLUB MEMBER#YOU WERE RIGHT THE FIRST TIME I PROMISE LMAO kms. fr.#ok im done ranting SORRY. thank you for the reminder baby hedgehogs got cute as hell names..#im gonna try to think of old people to feel better...
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god please be fucking gentle to me this year
#a.txt#i wasnt fond of my mom walking in on me crying my eyes out at midnight#and i dont. want to talk about it with her#because im crying over shit i cant change#i need to get out of this state#out of my fucking job. i jsut wanna be able to have fun again#but every time im trying to my brain makes me mentally check out#and then i just snap back and im crying this shit fucking sucks so bad#idk what sets me off anymore even. it just happens#i feel like everything hurts all the time and i dont want to talk to anyone anymore#im still gonna try to push through this year. i have top surgery in my cards and after that i can. do better please god i want to be better
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heart stopping
warnings: non-descriptive car crash, dry humping
in which... cheerleader!reader finds two times in the same night where her heart stops
the second that you pieced together what the sound of the crash that came behind you was, your heart stopped. in recent days, your heart had been stopping. once per day, each time for all the right reasons. there was the time where you were walking in the hallway and matt said hey to you. there was the time where it was raining and matt walked you into the school under his umbrella. there was the time when you noticed the pokemon card in mattâs phone case had changed to piplup. weirdly enough, there was the time when Mr. Harrison showed you mattâs project as an example. but this time was different. this time, your heart stopped for all the wrong reasons.Â
your eyes squeeze shut for a moment as you gather your thoughts, turn off your car, and reach over to your glove box, grabbing your cars insurance and registration before exiting the vehicle. your hazards are on now, as are the hazards belonging to the other car, and you make your way over. after a brief interaction with the cars owner (grace, you learned) you assessed the damage of your car. it looked to be only a dent, and from what you could tell it was purely cosmetic. everyone was unharmed, both of you had insurance, everything was good to go.Â
the second you began driving down the road, your car stopped. turns out, the bump was not purely cosmetic. pain rushes through your head when you hit yourself on the steering wheel a few times. you groan as you grab your phone from the cup holder besides you, looking through your contacts. your parents are probably the last people you want to call right now. youre scrolling for a moment or two before you make the call.Â
you let out a sigh when the line rings, smiling when you hear the other end pick up. âhello?â the voice replies quietly with a crack in his voice. âheyâŚi-im sorry for calling so late. i got into an accident by the park on Dutch street. my car was fine but then it stopped and ive got no other friends with a license. is there any way you can come pick me up? ill owe you big time.â you whisper, crossing your fingers.Â
matt hesitates but then speaks. âyeah, im on my way. stay right where you are dont worry.â if any of your friends had seen the way your face turned red, theyd never let you live it down. while youre waiting you do the responsible thing and call a tow truck. when you see a pair of headlights pull up, you instantly assume the worst. you would assume it was matt if he didnt live so far away. when the car pulls up next to you and you realize it is matt, youre okay. he rolls the window down and smiles, gesturing towards the passenger seat. you climb in with your belongs carefully, being as respectful as possible. he sends you a small smile and you take in your surroundings. theres a comfortable silence that sits between the two of you. somehow even with how much chaos you put up with when youre with your friends, you enjoy it. the silence looms for a while but then its broken.
âit smells salty in hereâŚâ you giggle, throwing your head against the headrest. matt nods slowly and shrugs, glancing over at you. âi was just at the beach, i sit there when i need more quiet than my room provides. you were at⌠practice i presume?â he eyes your uniform, the top half covered by your varsity jacket. you nod in response, adjusting the ponytail your hair was in. âi was. we have to come up with new routines.â you smile, licking your lips. matt adjusts the rearview mirror and then his glasses, running a finger through his hair. the small talk continues for the entirety of the car ride, but it didnt take more than 3 minutes to realize how comfortable matt was when talking to you when there werent any other people around. you swallow your spit and frown when matt turns onto your street.
 you take a leap that you never expected to and speak. âpull over here.â you whisper, matt complying while he raises his eyebrows. you take in all of his features before leaning over the center console, holding your face dangerously close to mattâs. âsay the word and i stop and leave right now.â you whisper. a shaky exhale exits matts mouth as he shakes his head, cupping your face in his palms as he presses a gentle kiss to your lips.
 youve had a fair amount of kisses before, but there wasnt a single one that came to mind that was quite like this. not a single kiss in all of the previous ones you had shared that were so full of lust, passion, and love. no, not a single one of your previous kisses had any trace of love. youâre the first to pull away. matt couldnt find it in himself to. he was finally kissing the girl of his dreams and you expected him to pull away? no way in heaven or hell.
the two of you sit for a moment, avoiding the gaze of one another. you go to break the silence by speaking, but youre cut off when matt presses another kiss to your lips. you gasp at the sudden feeling, but not a single bone in your body cares. the hand that matt previously had sitting on his steering wheel moves to your thigh, and the hand that had been resting on the window moves to push his seat back as far as it can go. you catch on fairly quick and move to straddle matts lap, never once breaking the touching of your lips. the song that was playing on the radio is tuned out, but you make it out to be doja catâs âAgora Hillsâ. this time when the kiss is broken, its due to matt. part of you thinks that he only breaks the kiss to discuss the hardness thats poking your thigh, but he surprises you when he semi-ignores it.Â
he stutters as he looks away from you, face flushed with embarrassment. âim a virginâŚâ he whispers, the suddenness of the confession being the only thing that really shocks you- not that youd ever admit that. you nod as you kiss his neck gently, grabbing onto his hands and placing them on your hips. âthats okay. i am too.â you whisper, making mattâs ears turn red. you had always heard rumors floating around the school that you werenât, but they didnt bother you, people would always believe whatever they wanted. you look at matt, silently asking for some sort of permission.Â
you never verbally get the command, but you catch on pretty quickly when matt begins moving your hips for you. you let out a small noise at the feeling, letting your body take control. mattâs breath hitches in his throat and he lets out a moan, his grip on your hips tightening. âfuckâŚâ he mumbles, his eyes shooting between the way your face looks as youre grinding yourself on his jeans and the way your skirt looks when your legs move. the actions continue for at most ten minutes, though for both of you it feels like an eternity. your hips only come to a stop when you let your orgasm take over your body, collapsing onto mattâs chest, his tshirt stuck to him due to all the sweat. matt only lets go of your hips when he lets his own orgasm take over, a dark, wet spot forming on his jeans and part of your skirt. the two of you gather your breaths for a few moments, a moment only ruined by mattâs phone ringing.Â
he composes himself as you slide off of him, gathering your belongings from the backseat. you wait patiently for matt to hang up the phone, licking your lips. âits just chris⌠he wants me to bring him some ice cream when i go back home.â he whispers, to which you smile and nod. you shoot a glance of reassurance at him, looking over to your house. âguess i should go then huhâŚâ you whisper, not wanting the moment to end so soon. matt lets out a hesitant âyeahâ.
 you open the car door and begin stepping out when matt grips your wrist, sending you a smile. âthis doesnt end when you walk into that door right?â he mumbles, worried about the outcome. his heart flutters when you shake your head, pressing a kiss to his knuckles. âthis doesnt end when i walk into that door.â and for the second time that day, your heart stops.
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youâd always been a nerd, there was no doubt about that â itâs only now you were older, you were known as a nerd who was filling out her bikini top, and jiggling in her bikini bottoms. now, unlike yourself â you sit on a little boat out on the water with the infamous pogues.
it was jj who invited you here. it was always jj â heâd been enthralled to see the sexy little thing youâd grown into adulthood as. heâd spotted you whilst working at the library, frowning over a file book of library card entries with cute pouty lips and reading glasses that he wanted to cover in cum. hed always thought you were cute at school, but now he just had to have you. heâd used his charms on you, and now you were nervously tucked into his side, âmaking friendsâ with his friends as heâd described it. âgotta get ya out there, thereâs a whoooole life to be lived outside these books, you know that?â
he was burrowing through his backpack, leaning over on the boat beside you to find the weed heâd packed, clearly set on corrupting you for fun.
âits the best of the bestâ like, perfect for a beginnerââ he rambles, dumping things out his backpack struggling to find the small baggie of prerolls heâd prepared.
âjesus, jj do not corrupt the poor girl.â john b bites back the entertained smile, lifting his head from where he lounged in the sun to look at you. âyou sure youâre okay with this sweetheart? can totally⌠you know, stick to what you know.â he shrugs, sympathetically and you shake your head, wide eyes finding the blondes.
âits okay, told jj iâve always wanted to try. he said heâd hook me up.â you smile politely, still a little shy around the group.
âyeah but heâs being weird about it.â kiara glares at her friend with her nose turned up, nudging him with her foot nearly knocking his balance off. âdont be a creep.â
âlook iâm not being a creep, alright! âsaid she wanted to try, and iâm being a good citizen and simply helping this sweet young lady out dabbling in just a lil bit of herb okay so i donât wannaââ he dives headfirst into another one of his rants, but is quieted by your gasp when a couple of items fall out his backpack, including a gun.
ânice work.â pope shakes his head and your eyes widen, looking around wondering why no one else is concerned.
âwhy do you have a gun, jj?â you scandalise and he picks it up casually, flipping it in his hands making you shuffle away, jaw agape.
âgotta protect my people, whatâs wrong wiâthat? look iâm a pro at usinâ this thingâ set up a little target practice in john bâs backyard and lemme tell you, i have quite the aim.â he waves it around making you stiffen up, touching his bicep to stop him from being so reckless.
âgod, you must be careful with that thing. theyâre dangerous jj! i read that these pistols just go off at random all the time, you could seriously hurt someone and i donât wanna be the person who gets shot by accident! do you evenââ you freak, and he turns his body to you shuffling closer and silencing you.
âshh, shh, shh, shh â hey. itâs all good. i would never accidentally shoot a pretty girl. trust me, iâm so careful.â he smirks, bringing the tip of the barrel to your lips making you freeze with wide eyes. to keep you there as he speaks, an arm slings over your shoulder, his clammy hand gently grasping the back of your neck. you know you should be scared, the boy seems reckless and unhinged â and worst of all, his friends seemed used to it which tells you he does this shit all the time â but something about it made your cunt throb, dampening your bikini bottoms and subtly pressing your thighs together as you felt your skin heat up.
maybe it was all the books you read, but youâd always loved a bad boy.
âseriously bro? youâre scaring her.â kiara complains, leaning across and yanking the pistol out his hand and shoving it back into his backpack.
fast forward a few hours, and youâre back at the chateau, the only ones inside in john bâs bedroom. youâre looser, high and relaxed from the joint jj had talked you through smoking â and now you were laying your head on his bicep, his free hand down your panties rubbing your copious juices into your swollen clit.
âcant believe youâve never been touched like this, mama. been missing out on heaven, right?â he grins, leaning down to kiss at your cheek when your eyes flutter closed, so out of it and blissful.
âmm⌠wanted this sinceâŚâ you trail off, lips parting and brows furrowing when he curls his finger inside you.
ânah, go on. since when⌠tell me how long this pretty pussyâs been horny for papa j.â he dirty talks so well you clench hard around him, working up the courage. it didnât take much, the intoxication and lust making you brave.
âsince you put the gun to my lips.â you admit quietly and his jaw drops gleefully, speeding up his fingers.
âseriously? damn i knew you were gonna be a freak. itâs always the quiet ones, always dude.â he celebrates to himself before staring down at you adoringly. âman, iâm gonna have so much fun with you, pretty girl.â
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RATING THE ENTITIES ON HOW FUN THEY'D BE AT MONOPOLY:
1. The Flesh - 1/10, wont stop trying to use severed body parts as its player token, houses, and hotels. This would be fine if they werent so fresh and thus staining the board. Brought meatloaf and refused to specify what meat was actually involved. We agreed to order pizza instead.
2. The Desolation - 4/10, is a sore loser and barely wants to play as intended. It mostly keeps trying to flip the damn board and when finally realizing its temper tantrum won't work, they just give all their assets to one player to tilt the game unfavorably like a dick.
3. The Lonely - 5/10, didn't show up on time, didn't play, and mostly sat on the couch for all of game night watching reruns of Golden Girls. This is due to the lonely feeling one gets when realizing you'll never have friends like The Golden Girls. They still get a point for watching though.
4. The Dark - 2/10, at first they just kept flipping off the lights which made it hard to play but when The Desolation suggested candles (the only helpful thing they did all evening) The Dark responded by leaking dark water all over which got the money and chance/community cards wet.
5. The Spiral - 6/10, just enjoyed going around and around and around on the board, sorta played? Mostly lied about how much money they had or owed or what chance/community card they pulled. This was because, "math is for losers." Thus, they did whatever they could to quickly get back to going around and around the board.
6. The Vast - 4/10, played the game, didnt perform any antics, but they kept pointing out their vast amount of wealth after getting hotels on the first row. Points lost for being a prick. I will say, from time to time, I would get the over whelming feeling that I was falling. This wasn't a large issue until it happened to The Spiral and suddenly no one can seem to find the bathroom in petty revenge.
7. The Slaughter - 0/10, killed the pizza man. This provided two major headaches: a deadbody to deal with and the pizza being ruined from being dropped. Luckily, The Flesh found use for the dead body. As for dinner, we resorted to just munching on the snacks. Also, its really uncomfortable being threatened whenever they happen to land on your property and owe you rent.
8. The Corruption - 3/10, always brings rotten snacks covered in mold. Uses live bugs for pieces which aside from being gross is just not effective cause they dont stay still. How can I recall that their property has three houses when the peices are crawling on my wall? I also just think it is common courtesy to shower before coming over to game night.
9. The Hunt - 8/10, overly competitive but focused on the game and largely helped wrangle the others. Did keep making references to Wolf of Wall Street though which got old quick. It is worth mentioning that they also talked alot about their various hunting trips and buddies which was fine at first until they started describing a recent hunt that I think may have been my coworker who went missing last week.
10. The Eye - 2/10, cheater. Fucking. Cheater. I didn't even know you could cheat that many ways in Monopoly. Also they brought the lead pipe from a Cluedo board as their game piece and kept giggling when I asked why. Further, it is rude to pressure a trade deal by use of blackmailing. Had a lengthy argument about how technically you dont have to draw from the top of the Chance and Community Chest pile
11. The Buried - 8/10, dirt everywhere and I can't be certain but I think they made my chairs smaller? Maybe it was the table? I felt far too close to everyone. I will say they did mostly play the game but you will feel buried beneath your debt after landing on their property which... now that i think about it.. why was their rent so high? That can't be right..
12. The Web - 7/10, much like insects spiders are NOT a suitable game piece. Didn't technically cheat but managed to get ridiculous trade deals from everyone, especially The Spiral. The Desolation gave all their assests to The Eye to screw over The Web but.. to be honest the game is still going and I.. is it possible to have a stalemate in monopoly?
13. The End - 9/10, played the game but kept saying we should up the stakes by having losers die. I explained that this was the sort of game where if it goes on long enough, death is actually the preferred alternative. They understood and got really quiet for awhile. I think they are to blame for why I'm up past my bedtime. I'm growing afraid they'll all still be playing by next week.
14. The Stranger - 6/10, tried to pretend they were my mom. I know they arent my mom. So they taunted me bu saying they were my dad. This was effective as I don't know my dad. Asshole move. Also, would not stop commenting how dry my skin looked. Other than that, yeah actually played the game!
15. The Extinction - 0/10, when it was finally time for everyone to leave we all learned why Extinction had not shown up. Bad news, the outside world has been nuked. The good news is that I don't think I have to pay rent anymore. Or go to work. Oh god. What do I do about groceries?
#the magnus archives#tma#magnus archives#the magnus pod#the magpod#tma podcast#tma s1#tma s2#tma s3#tma shitpost#tma s4#tma s5#tma spoilers#the spiral#the desolation#the end#the flesh#the extinction#the vast#the hunt#the slaughter#the dark#the eye#the web#the corruption#the lonely#the stranger
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Dame Blanche Au PĂŠche [C.S]
âż Pairing: farmhand (again)! San x f! lady! YN
âż Word count: 1450
âż Genre: historical au, fluff, smut, light angst
âż Warnings: none, smut warnings under cut
âż Summary: Although many lords approach you with the intent of marriage, you only have eyes for one person...your lead farmhand.
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Written for Tipsy Drabbles <3 had this done in july but kept putting off the posting lol. and yes...this was supposed to be posted on daeddy but i put the wrong un on the banner and i dont have the file anymore :(((
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âż Smut Warnings: Oral (m), deepthroating, come swallowing, fingering (f), some dirty talk, wall sex, unprotected sex (!! don't do !!), creampie
âI can provide you with so much if you accept my proposal.â The young lord standing before attempts to grasp your hands but you gracefully dodge his touch.
âI have all I need,â you smile, letting your fan rest on your left cheek as you tilt your head ever so slightly. âThank you for your visit.â
The man frowns and turns to leave, disappointed by his failure. As soon as he disappears from your sight, you look behind you to see your lead farmhand standing just behind the corner. He catches your gaze easily and you wink, slowly opening your fan wide. His face brightens and he turns to leave the other way. You canât help but to smile at his eagerness, quickly gathering your skirts to follow him shortly after.
This isnât the first time this has happened. As the only owner of the local peach orchard, and a woman at that, many young men have tried to ask for your hand, hoping to be able to take over the farm.
But like you told the young lord just now, you have everything you need. Your servants help around the house, and your farmhands keep your orchards tidy. And the leader, San, helps you more than youâd care to admit out loud.
As you step into the barn, a hand grabs your waist and spins you around. You giggle as you face a pouting San. âHello, Mr âEverything I Needâ,â you lean in to press a kiss to the tip of his nose and he scrunches it up adorably.
âI wish theyâd stop proposing,â San mumbles sullenly. âYou say ânoâ everytime. When will they learn?â
You hum, carding your hand through his hair. âSorry, Sanah. My money is just too tempting for them, but all Iâll do is turn them away. I promise.â
San sighs loudly, his arms tightening around your waist. âI know. I just want to keep you all to myself...â
Instead of replying, you bury your face in Sanâs hair, pressing a kiss to the top of his head. âYouâre the only one for me, Sanah,â you soothe him âYouâre perfect, San. I couldnât ever let you go.â
As you speak, you can feel Sanâs grip on your waist tighten even more as he peppers kisses on the skin of your neck where his head rests.
âSanah, let me show you how much I care for you, okay? Please?â you hum into his hair.
Before gracing you with a response, his hands find the lacing of your dress and he quickly undoes them to pull the front of your dress down to reveal your breasts. âYou wanna show me?â he all but growls. âThen get on your knees.â
Without a momentâs hesitation, you pick up your skirts and sink down, uncaring about the dirt getting on your white gown. With eager unhands you undo Sanâs belt and pull his half-hard cock out of hisp ants. Before he can say or do anything, you take the tip in your mouth and press your tongue against the tip, tasting the salty precum already beading.
Sanâs hands fly down to grasp your hair, his fingernails scratching your scalp and tugging at your locks. âShit!â is the only word he manages to say.
You let his length rest in your mouth as your hands wrap around the base of his dick, grip tightening just enough to coax breathy moans out of your lover. Without much further warning, you let your head sink lower onto his cock, taking in the scent of his body as your throat tightens around San.
His whines and whimpers only serve to make you more eager, and you quickly take his cock down your throat completely, gagging around him and feeling yourself grow more wet at the feeling of his cock twitching in your throat.
It doesnât take San long to finally reach orgasm, shooting ropes of hot come down your throat as his hips buck into your mouth subconsciously. Your nails dig into his thighs as you grip his legs to keep him buried deep in your throat.
When you finally pop off his dick, drops of come still slide down your chin and throat, pooling in your collarbones and staining your dress. âWell, I sure hope youâre planning on taking my dress to the cleaners for me, San. Itâs a pain to get the stains out myselfââ your playful jibes are cut off by San wrapping his arms under your thighs and lifting you up. âSan!â you squeal, hands flying to grab his shirt, arms thrown around his shoulders.
âItâs my turn, my lady,â he hums, carrying you to the wall of the barn, pinning you between the sealed wood and his chest as he reaches down and presses his fingers against your sopping cunt. âLook at you, so ready for me. So ready to please.â Quickly, he taps your arms to get you to raise them as he pulls the dress over your head, leaving you in your slip.
Itâs your turn to whine, pressing your face into his neck as your legs wrap around his waist. His fingers skillfully play with your clit, drawing more broken moans out of your mouth. It doesnât take you long to grow impatient, sinking your teeth into the junction of his shoulder and neck. âFuck me already,â you beg. âPlease, I want to be filled up by you. Keep your come in my cunt andââ
Before you can continue your prodding, you throw your head back and moan as San pushes the head of his already-hard cock into your pussy. It stretches you out so deliciously, and you canât help but wiggle your hips a little to try and get it further into you.
âStop moving,â San groans, his hand squeezing your waist. âUnless you want me to come already you need to sit still.â
He punctuates his words with a harsh thrust and you groan, dropping your head back into the crook of his neck. Itâs moments like these you strongly appreciate the strength of his arms as he holds you up like you weigh almost nothing. His hands push you down slightly so that his cock spears you even deeper, pressing against the perfect spot at the perfect angle, and you keep your face buried in his neck as you mouth at the sun kissed skin.
One of Sanâs firm arms wrap around your waist as his other moves back down to press a thumb against your clit. âAhâ Sanââ you hiss, your nails digging into his shoulder blades. âPleaseââ
âGod, you always sound so pretty when you beg,â San sighs, his cock twitching with every soft pant and whine you emit. The wet sounds of your fucking fill the barn, and youâre vaguely relieved the rest of your employees are done for the day. âYouâre squeezing around me so fucking well. Look at me, baby.â
It takes you a moment, but you finally raise your head only to be met by San pressing his lips onto yours, kissing you deeply as he thrusts one last time and comes, holding you down on his cock. You can feel your stomach tightening and your legs shaking as you come with a broken whine, hands scratching down Sanâs back as your eyes roll back in your head.
It takes you a moment to catch your breath, but San is already wiping you clean with your discarded dress and you laugh breathily and smack his shoulder. âSan! Thatâs my dress!â
He shrugs. âItâs already dirty, my lady. Donât worry, Joohyun is the best at getting stains out.â
You groan, amusedly. âJust because she can doesnât mean we should subject her to deal with ourâŚtimes together. Give it to me, Iâll deal with it later.â
San laughs but hands you the dress, pressing a sweet kiss to your temple as he does so. âI love you, YN. You know Iâll stay with you for as long as I live, right?â
You hum, leaning against his broad shoulders as you fold your dress neatly. âI do. AndâŚand soon, I promise, Iâll declare my love for you from the rooftops. I just need more time. Build enough money that the town cannot lose me. Cannot afford to ostracise me.â
A frown pulls at Sanâs lips as he strokes your back. âI donât care about their words, their judgement. Youâre the one I need.â
His words warm your heart from inside out. âThen weâll get married next year, in this orchard. I promise you.â
Sanâs eyes soften as he leans down to capture your lips once more, the kiss full of promises and dreams. âIâll hold you to that, my lady.â
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One are you okay with writing NSFW and to please I beg of you more demon riddle I'd love him there is not enough content of him I love my sassy little gay man who would probably step on me if I stepped out of line
(can I be âŚď¸annon?)
~What's that little mouse?~
Yan!Demon!Riddle x mc
Warnings: yandere, demon, kidnapped/imprisoned, implied punishment
Yes you can be âŚď¸annon!!
And about the NSFW Writing, if I were to write it out, idk if I should do it on patreon (because patreon was a way for me to not get those "im underage and-" comments). i think what I'll do is post suggestive content (stories/writing) and you could get the full in patreon.
But im also worried on how to write them~~ (in, out, in, out) i'll try tho!!
Also im so happy how this came out!!! the drawing mainly lol
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You were laying in Riddle's bed, staring at the ceiling. That's all you could really do...
Riddle was off for one of his house warden meetings and wouldn't be back for some time... you could try to escape...? But you knew it'll leave you more empty then if you just stayed.
You were stuck in Riddle's kingdom... if you even peeked outside, Riddle had order his card knights and report anything and everything they see you doing. Riddle will discipline you for just "looking at the roses on the top floor."
"You could have waited for me, I'd walk you there myself. You have to understand how dangerous it is for you out there... "
You turned to get in a comfier spot. Riddle did bring you thinks to do.. but could you imagine what he thinks are "fun things to do" in this room? He mainly just gave you school textbooks or books for academics...
"Thanks Riddle's mom... You've created a monster..."
"Haha!! just you wait to see her in person, she's much worst."
You didn't have to look at who it was. like clock work, Trey came in with your lunch. Riddle had you on a strict schedule and he order everyone in Heartslaybul to follow them.
~ you have an hour of walking around the garden while being guarded by 10 card soldiers.
~ you must have tea time at 4
~ you must wake up at 7 and sleep at 9
just to name a few..
you heard the clicks of the dishes that Trey has made for you..
"Please come to the table, Riddle will not be happy if he finds a crumb in your bed, heh."
"im not hungry..."
Trey sighs and walked to the bed . he sat down and started to rub your back.
"come on~ you know you'll get in trouble if you dont eat. I'll have to tell Riddle~"
you felt you blood boil. the worst part of trey taking care of you is that he knows how to handle little kids. So sometimes when Trey knows that you want to break a rule. he'll taunt you like your a kid..
You hear Trey sigh and stand up.
"I give the you the time for me to put everything back onto the tray and walk out that door. and when i do walk out that door, you'll not have lunch and i'll have to tell Riddle."
you didn't respond and watched as trey walked away. slowly placing each dish, back onto the trap, and heading to they door. he looked back at you, to give you another chance...
you just huffed and turned the other way.
you didnt even realized that you were holding your breathe until you heard the door click close and you let out a sigh..
you were in for it now...
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It was late, Riddle should have been back nowâŚ
You felt the uneasiness in your stomach⌠You just wanted all of this to end. To be back where you were, without Riddle.
You were about to fall asleep but you were interrupted by a door slamming open. You jumped from where you were on the bed and looked at the door.
There was Riddle, a very unhappy Riddle.
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MILES 42 Spoils you
Warnings: None.
(Dont know who the artist it but props to them. Amazing stuff)
Miles loves to spoil me. He's got plenty of money, thanks to the buyer's market for fancy gadgets and Miles' insanely smart brain, and a few choice investments. Money was no longer a problem for him. He had paid off his mothers mortgage and the only reason why Rio still worked was because she respected her own independence.Â
The gift giving started off slow. The appreciation I showed fuelled his desire to gift me anything and everything.Â
I started catching onto his antics and shut it down.
âYou like that one Mami?â I felt Mies place his hands on my hips from behind as he peeked over my head at the small stuffed animal on display in a window.
âNo,â I flatly refused, going to step away only for him to hold on tighter pulling me back. Miles was stronger than me by a long shot. So my attempt to escape was easily foiled. I could see his smirk in the reflection as he moved to encase my body in his arms resting his chin on the top of my head.
âThe green or the blue?â he asked.
âNeither,â I muttered.
âCome on Mami, Which one?â he asked, dropping his head to my shoulder.
âI was just looking at the cute cashier,â I stated without thinking.
âWho the old lady?â he asked with a smirk. Looking at the cashier, I grimace slightly.
âCome on Mi Amor,â he coaxed his lips, finding himself a sweet little spot on my neck.
âNope,â I popped the p.
âMi vida, Hermosa, Mi Alma, Mi Amada, CariĂąo, Mi Reina, Bebe,â with each pet name his gentle pecks got more intimate. Trailing down my neck and sending my cheeks a flame. Finding my sweet spot rather easily my eyes widened as he started to suck on it, fully intent on forming a hickey. Pushing the pleasant shiver it sent though my body I cleared my throat.Â
âFine!â I suddenly declared. He smirked giving the spot one last peck before straightening up.
âThe blue,â I muttered trying to fix my hair pretending that the kisses had not affected me in the slightest.Â
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Staring at the blue teddy on our bed I huffed in defeat.Â
Yet as I started to shut down his habit he found ways of literally forcing me to accept it. Whether it be teasing me to the point of acceptance or just flat out ignoring me as he bought the item. The honeymoon period of him actually listening to me diminished in less than a month. Hell I had even tried returning items, Miles caught on and started refusing the receipts when he purchased stuff.Â
So I made it my mission to not go shopping with him anymore. I succeeded mostly yet sometimes he would still pop up.Â
It was working to an extent.Â
Until one day when we went to watch a live performance in the park with Jessica, my best friend and Shiro. I guess you could call him Miles' best friend. The performance was canceled last minute so Jessica decided that we should go shopping. I tried to refuse but Jessica was like Miles in a way. Wouldn't take no for an answer. So there we were walking through a clothing shop. Miles hung closer to me watching and waiting for any reaction I would have. Any slight hint that I liked something and his card was out. Luckily for me I had been practicing the art of deception. The whole time I kept a millstone smile on my face. Miles hated it.
âYou're not fooling me with that smile,â he whispered into my ear.Â
âOh really? Well I wonder why your cards are nice and snug in that wallet that hasn't left your pocket,â I stated smugly, giving him a wink before turning back to Jessica that held a shirt to her chest asking for my opinion.Â
âWhat's up with him?â Jessica asked, nodding to Miles who now wore a slight frown, more than usual.
âI won't let him buy me anything,â I muttered.
âI'm sorry. You're not letting him buy you stuff? Are you sick?â she asked, reaching for my forehead pretending to check my temperature.
âHe gets me too much stuff,â I muttered with a small smile pushing her hand away as we walked to the other rack leaving a moody Miles behind.Â
âAnd that's a problem, how?â she asked. âYou have a sugar daddy and you're not using him,â she tisked going back to looking at things. I hated the feeling that settled in my gut at her words. I know she was just joking but it still hit me deep.
âHey Mami, we're gonna go check out some things I'll be back,â Miles muttered, gently tapping the side of my hip as he stepped up behind me.
âOk, meet you at the food court?â I suggested.
âIn an hour?â he asked. I nodded and waved him off.
âNow that they're gone we can actually do some shopping,â Jessica said wagging her eyebrows. She dragged me straight towards Victoria's secret. I wasn't gonna lie, I had a good time. Trying things on. Looked at everything that caught my eye without the worry that Miles was gonna buy it. I even bought a nice jacket for Miles. Seeing him sitting down I walked up behind him reaching around to cover his eyes with one hand.
âHands out,â I demanded with a smile. Miles put his phone down holding his hand out. Placing the bag in his hand I pulled my hand back wrapping my arms around his neck as he opened it.Â
âWhat's this for?â he asked holding the jacket up.Â
âWhat can't I spoil my man?â I asked, giving his cheek a quick peck before sitting down next to him. He chuckled lowly at my words absolutely loving how I called him âmy manâ
The next day I got back from work walking into our apartment.
âMiles, Iâm home,â I called out rounding the kitchen and stopping upon seeing a pile of bags on the dinner table.Â
âHey mami,â he called from the couch, keeping his eyes on the television.
âMiles,â I sighed, already knowing what was in those bags.Â
âI really don't see what the big deal is,â he shrugged, already knowing what my sigh was for.
âMiles,â my tone was more serious now, it snapped slightly and my anger appeared. Miles' head tilted to the side slightly at it. I rarely held this tone. But I had had enough. It was getting out of hand. Miles and I rearly fought. And our fights were mostly me ranting and Miles using a calm tone as he listened.Â
âWhat's that tone for?â he asked.Â
âYou know what it's for,â I snapped, chucking my bag on the table looking over it all. Hearing the TV shut off I refused to turn around as he approached me.
âMami,â he whispered.
âDon't Miles, I'm mad at you right now,â I shook my head walking away from him.
âBabe, come on,â he sighed.
âNo Miles, you just don't listen, do you know how frustrating that is?â I ranted ripping my scarf off.
âIt's not like you listen to me all the time,â he shrugged, leaning against the door frame of our room. My head snapped to him in a glare that had him sighing again.
âWhat's got you so wound up. Huh?â he asked softly. That stupid soft understanding tone. That one that held no anger. That's why I hated arguing with him. He never got angry. Never. Frustrated maybe.
âJessica called you my sugar daddy,â I whispered under my breath, kicking off my shoes.
âSugar Daddy. Well I like the sound of that,â he mused with a small smirk.
âMiles,â I huffed.
âAight aight. Lo siento,â he held his hands up in defense.
âSo am I gonna have to pry what's bothering you out of ya or?â he trailed off.
âI don't want you to think I'm with you just because of your money. I don't like it, it's so fucken stupid and it makes me feel sick,â I continued to rant moving about the room.
âMami, hey hey, come er,â he walked forward gently grabbing me, pulling me out of my pacing. His hands rubbed up and down my upper arms as he whispered to me in spanish trying to calm me down.
âWhy would you ever think that?â he asked with a frown.
âIt's not just me. Other people say it,â I muttered.
âDid those other people know that you were with me when I had a whole total of two dollars to my name. Where my idea of an expensive date was a trip down to the seven eleven and a push bike ride to the lookout?â he asked reminiscing on when we had first gotten together.Â
âWell no,â I muttered.
âAnd do they know that you work an honest job and against my wishes pay for your own things. That you pay for what you think is half the rent when really I already bought the apartment and put that money into a savings account that I would have told you about when we had our first kid so you wouldn't stress about buying stuff for em?â my eyes widened slightly at Miles casually mention of not only lying to me about the rent but the talk of a kid. I should be really angry at him for lying to me. But all that was running through my head was a kid.Â
âYou want kids?â I asked softly. We had never talked about kids before.
âWho wouldn't want a little you runnin round?â he asked with a small smirk. My chest flushed with warmth at the sincerity in his eyes.Â
âWhy don't you?â he asked.
âOf course I wan- No wait. I'm getting distracted. You've been lying to me! MIlES!â I snapped.
âMi amor you're angry, How about we calm down,â He suggested his arms moving to encompass me.
âNo, I will not calm down,â I huffed trying to get out of his hold.
âOk,â he shrugged before tipping us back, myself hitting the bed and him flopping down atop me.
âMiles!â I yelled trying to wiggled out from under him.
âHum?â he hummed, not moving an inch.Â
âGod you can be so frustrating,â I huffed, giving up on my struggle.Â
âI'll get up when you calm down,â he muttered simply. I gave one last shake before huffing again.Â
âYou know I read somewhere that adults who can't accept people buying nice stuff for them is because when they were a kid their parents would say stuff was too expensive. Messed with the kids mind and made them think they aren't worthy of being gifted stuff,â Miles mumbled. Hearing that my mind instantly snapped back to when I was young. Money was tight growing up. My parents tried their best to shield it from me but I was smart enough. Seeing my parents so worried about paying rent, I guess it could have left a mark.
âStop trying to be smart,â I huffed. Miles was smart. Crazy smart. As in genius einstein smart.Â
âYou deserve the world Mami. And I'm the one that's gonna give it to ya,â he whispered softly.
âI don't need the word Miles. I only need you,â I whispered my arms moving around to hug him, my hand gripping the back of his shirt. Rolling us onto our sides he shifted me up so we were looking at each other.Â
âWho else am I gonna spend my money on huh? I send a bunch to charities. I look after my mum as much as she will let me. At least you let me buy you stuff,â he muttered.
âLet you?â I propped an eyebrow.
âYes Mi Vida. You let me, even though you try not to,â he grinned. I sighed, shaking my head reaching up to grab his face.
âI love you Miles. I love YOU, Not your money. Not this apartment. I would love you if you had not one penny to your name. You know that right?â I asked. I wanted him to know it. I needed him to know. For a long time he simply stared at me. In his mind he wondered what he had done to deserve the love of such an amazing woman. He knew I didn't care whether or not he had money. But the main reason why he did what he did, why he sold his tech was to make a life free of such worries.
âI know,â he whispered, his own hand reaching up to cup my face. â So let me spoil you. The whole reason I did it all was to make a life free of the worry of money. To make a good life for us,â he whispered honestly. I pressed my lips together. He had a point.
âFine. but only once a month,â I huffed.
âOnce a month?â he asked, pretending to be appalled.
âFine once a week,â I muttered. He grinned, pulling me into a sweet kiss. I smiled, trailing my finger down his chin as he pulled back.
âSay, you busy this evening?â he asked.
âWhy?â I asked.
So there I sat. On the handlebars of Miles' old push bike. In one hand I held a slushy. I wore the biggest smile on my face as we rode through the town, my hair gently billowing in the wind. Looking back I caught a glimpse of one of Miles' genius true smiles. A smile so wide and toothy that it showed his dimples.Â
âYou wanna know something?â I asked, turning back to the front. He hummed, signaling for me to continue.
âThis has got to be the best date yet,â I said.Â
âI guess it's alright,â he mused.
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Disillusioned
Summary : (this statement by @/exodusin) / Mabel finds you in Bills penthause but instead of escaping with her, you show her your true colors. And your new husband, Bill.
pairing: Bill Cipher x gn! evil! reader
tw: none, tell me if i should add
Mabel couldn't find Dipper. For twenty minutes she's been running around Bills piramid only to get the demon further away from her Grunkles. That worked out. Kinda. Now she couldn't find a way back and had him running after her and her brother. And now she lost him! She really hoped he was fine. Hearing a booming sound she turned to another corridor. This one was looking... different?
It was smaller and narrow, as if the walls were about to crush her trying to protect something further. On the end of it, she found grand traingle doors. She really hoped whatever was inside would be harmless enough to let her rest a second. She opened them, coming into a big luxurious room. It looked like some sort of a penthouse with an expensive cauch, a fireplace, chandelier and a-
"Oh! Mabel, hi!" - Wait, what? It was you! Y/N her cool older friend, the one who helped her out in numerous adventures, and the one who vanished, just some time before the start of Weirdmaggedon! She could't belive her own eyes!
"Y/N? What are you doing here! Has Bill kidnapped you and inprisoned? We were so worried!" The girl rushed to hug you. "We need to go! Bill is-"
"Go? Oh Mabes, why would we go anywhere?"
She took a step back. You looked the same as always. Just maybe more elegant? Her tired mind desperately searched for the explanation for the weird feeling she had right now.
"Y/N... what... what have you been doing since the start of Weirdmaggedon?"
"Oh, well, I was sitting here " you gestured around the luxurious room. You didn't seem to be panicked at all. Have you get used to the situation? " I've been quite bored, but overall I'm fine, really! I'm glad you're here to visit!"
"Visit? No! I'm here to defeat Bill! Have you seen what he did to the town? To the people?!"
Despite your face being frozen on a smile something in your eyes changed. You didn't answer immiediately, stepping back to a table nearby, pouring yourself a drink. You talked slowly, as if you were soothing a panicked animal cought in a trap.
"Oh yes. Trully a work of art. It took time to design all of this you know? Do you have a favorite part?"
She felt her stomach drop. She misheard you right? O-or you're just acting! Or under some weird demonic enchantment, you wouldn't say such a thing, right?
You smirked tilting your head. " Well... in my opinion, the top three things would be... hmm, the walking water tower - I know, I know, a boring choice, but it walks very funny and-
"Y/N, listen-" you ignored her, continuing as she wasn't even there "- the second would be bubbles, very creative, colorful and fun, you know? Especially yours, it was so cute it made me a bit jealous! It's a shame I didn't get to visit tho. Yes I know, sorry, don't look at me like that, I will do that next time ok? Now! Drumrolls! the first place goes toooo-"
You looked at her as if wanting her to guess. In response she gave you a mixed look. It seemed like you clearly needed some help, but there was no time to sit around.
"I dont know, what is it?"
" ME " she jumped quickly pointing a grappling hook at the intruder. It was Bill, again in his yellow tamer form, standing awfuly close to you and holing-
" Dipper!"
"Nu-uh Shooting star! You're not playing with that toy anymore!"
At the snap of his fingers her weapon dissapeared. He grabbed her and before Mabel could move she found herself in the same hand where Dipper was trapped in. But you? You just stood there.
"Y/N! Help us!" her brother shauted. You only responded with a piting look in your eyes. Until your attention moved over to the demon getting closer.
"Hey toots! Check this out - a pegasus dropped it off today!" he handed you a card. From where the twins where placed they could see a drawing of the pyramid and a short text which Bill read out laud:
"It's a "I missed you, B.", and yes, it's me, I'm the B, also there was no pegasus, also there was me."
He blinked at you.
You gasped and smiled, your cheeks got darker and your hands tauched where your heart was supposed to be.
"Oh Billy! You're such a romantic!"
Dipper looked at you with disdtain "You just didn't say that."
"Oh but they did! That's my spouse after all!" you both laughed at shocked faces of the children. It was funny how none of the Pines realised they had a traitor among them. Now everything started to make sense. How you claimed to love spending time in the shack. How your face always lingered on Dippers journal. How you never smiled at Stanford but was always calming him down after a fight with his broher. How they all could always count on you, to take care of the kids on their silly adventures.
"How could you!" Mabel felt her eyes getting watery. She really liked you. She trusted you!
You shrugged lightly smiling. " Oh dear, don't be sad, it was always the plan. I'm sorry you have to be entangled in all of this"
"No you're not."
"Ha. True, I'm not. You know me so well kid."
"Why. Why did you do all of this? We were friends-"
"Oh HA HA HA, they already have friends kid! And money, fame, riches, infinite power! And the handsome ol' me! What else would they need?"
"An entire world to rule?" - You kissed Bills eye while handing him a drink "Oh, and I don't want you to take it the wrong way, you know? But i hate you. I thought I could get over it. But I feel sooo tired. And it's just the time to split up! I mean, honestly, you and your grunkles had lot's of chances to get to the right side of history but you decided not to. Now you pay. Tell my thanks to Ford, I would never meet the love of my life, if not for his stupidity." your smile dropped.
"Y/N you can still fix this!"
"As if!" Bills form grew larger while he opened the door "See you sweetcheeks, I will get that equasion in no time! Gotta disassemble some kids molecules!"
You stayed there smiling, waving back at Bill.
That was the last time they saw you.
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Venus' gift to you âď¸đ
Pile 1 ---> Pile 2
Pile 3 --> Pile 4
Hi everyone âď¸đ! I was inspired by e pervious pac series of mine "Conversations with the Planets" , where I channeled the energy of the main planets to get advice for you, and decided ro now do one where I ask what gift are they bestowing upon you in this lifetime.
This is a general reminder to let yourself discard anything that you might not resonate with, and that my pacs are not to replace any professional help or advice. Hope you'll enjoy them âď¸đ. Feedback and reblogs are highly appreciated!
Find my other PACs here đ
Pile 1
Hello people of pile one , and welcome to your reading đ!
Your gift: Wisdom of the Heart
You are a person who has a good , and healthy control of their emotions. You don't let yourself carried away by negative feelings, or fall prey to emotions such as: envy, hatred, revenge. This might show up in situation where you're dealing with difficult people. You don't let what they say affect you, or get the best out of you, because you know it's not worth it. You value your peace of mind, more than coming on top and prove everyone else wrong. Even in situations when you are tested by people who try to get the best of you, the flow of your emotions is balanced, and you are able to manage them, without falling into extremes, or see the other person's point, and get the situation over without becoming " toxic ".
How to utilise your gift to it's highest potential?
Here, I m getting the idea that is more connected to yourself and how you feel inside, rather than the outside world. You are not immune to being hurt, even if you have good control over how you feel. Let people know when they hurt your feelings, confront people when they throw harsh words at you. I believe that you're the type of person who walks away and goes silent, trying to " heal " themselves quietly when they go trough a hurtful confrontation. This is useful sometimes, but people need to be put into their place sometimes. It's not worth to let them always feel like they won , and this can be done trough assertiveness, without verbal violence. The more I look at the cards the more I'm getting the idea that even though you have this amazing ability to work with your emotions, you might be afraid of serious confrontations, so you mostly walk away in difficult situations, without letting what's bothering your heart get out trough your mouth. Walking away from arguments is wise, but people will use this to their advantage, and walk all over you the next time they feel bothered by something.
Pile 2
Hi people of pile two, and welcome to your reading đ
Your gift: Strength of Character
Actually the first word I heard when I pulled your cards was "audacity ", so congrats on your audacity pile 2! You seem to be a person with a strong character, who's not afraid to stand on their own feet, and put others back into place. If you are shamed, made fun of , even if people might think you're small and not so " threatening ", they soon find out the real you. What I don't see tho, is you being the type of mean / rude person when dealing with different situations. If people are around, you re perceived more as " the bigger person ", someone with confidence and authority, rather than " the meanie " .
I feel like this type of strength is sometimes taking you to a point of loneliness? You might be the person who always relied on themselves for emotional support, you solve your problems on your own , and cut connections with people and / or situations as soon as you see and feel ( for lack of better words) " attacked ". Unlike pile 1 ( read it if you want to better understand what I'm trying to say), you don't seem to sail so smoothly trough your emotions. You're not afraid of endings and cutting ties off with what you deem to be no longer useful, but in this way the cycle just repeats itself.
How to utilise your gift to it's highest potential?
Dont be resentful. Deal actively with misunderstandings, overcome the past, look at things in the direction of optimism and growth. The way you feel, the way others make you feel can tell you a lot about yourself. Challenge that status quo. In case you sometimes find yourself making mistakes, there's nothing wrong with apologising, or recognising that you judged the situation unfairly. Work more with your emotions, and try to understand them, rather than running away from them and say " ah it doesn't matter, it's over now". These thoughts might still be following you around from time to time, and acknowledging that you were too quick to judge isn't a bad thing. Asking someone else for help and advice could be a good idea.
Pile 3
Hi people of pile three, and welcome to your reading đ
Your gift: Courage of the Heart
In this pile, the message is centered around yourself and how you play a role in the way you make yourself feel and act. You might be / have been a person with a lot of self doubts, irrational fears, a person who was/ is extremely reclusive, and bound to mental escapism tendencies. How is this a gift, you might ask ? Well , the gift is in overcoming your innate / irrational fears and discovering who you actually are. For those who overcomed these self doubts, you're now in a place where your inner world feels richer and stable. These emotions helped you see the real you and realise that you're lucky enough to share your thoughts ( I feel like some of you are/ were the shy, timid type of person) without fearing judgement.
Now, for those who are still trying to overcome what's holding them back, the advice is to use those words, emotions and thoughts you're afraid to, and get used to that part of you. There's nothing wrong with being more impulse and say something quirky, funny out of the blue. Don't overthink that much about other's reactions. You have all the potential to be a confident, brave and cool person, but only if you dare to, and let that side of you out. Take easy steps towards seeing your beauty, charisma and charm!
Pile 4
Hi people of pile four, and welcome to your reading đ
Your gift: Beauty and openness of the Heart
You seem to be the type of people who, despite the struggles they faced, they kept their hearts open ,and are willing to help others deal with difficulties as well. People might have found a lot of support in you multiple times, or just by talking to you, you interacting with them. You know how's like to go trough what life throws at you sometimes, and are willing to be a pillar of support for others in need as well. I didn't want to jump directly towards financial help and support, but it's possible that some of you have helped others with money or made donations.
How to utilise your gift to it's highest potential?
Do not forget yourself and those close to you. It's good yo offer help, but so is to fill your own cup first. Do not exhaust yourself emotionally, materially and mentally to help anyone who needs it. You might be an emphatic person, or just someone who is deeply affected by seeing pain and hurt in others, and jumping immediately to help them, but doing this constantly will show negative effects upon yourself. You have a lot to give, but your resources will ran out if you keep on using them without a break. Prioritise those people who might really need it, or are close to you. You're much more than the labour you do for others, or the help you give them. Alternatively, you can provide people with advice only, and have them solve their problems by themselves. Never spread yourself too thin.
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A Little Needy
Notes:Â ayyy first miguel drabble out now! yes hes very hot and very very veyr very very aattractive and has very big titties in the header. im accepting reuwests for him now by the way if u wanna pop into my inbox!11!!
Pairing:Â Miguel O'Hara x f!reader
Summary:Â Miguel happily consented to you taking his virginity but he didn't realise how experienced you actually were. It's safe to say the 'M' in 'Miguel' stands for messy...
Warnings/Tags: 18+ work!! minors shoo flyyyyyyy - piv (wear protection cus they didnt), losing v-card mentions, no y/n mentions, implied f!reader but i dont use pronouns (i think), sub!Miguel, fantasy talk, cowgirl position, lowkey a short drabble sorry <3 â â tell me if I've missed anything!
"Tell me, have you ever fantasised about me?" You asked Miguel.
His breath became ragged and laboured, each inhale was a desperate attempt to try answer you. The rhythmic pounding of your hips as you came up and down drowned out any last thoughts.
You simply watched him, his chest tightened and his gasps of air grew more intense at the sensation of your tight cunt. He was struggling to keep up with your pace despite laying there for you.
"Answer me." You mentioned once more. However, you smirked, enjoying this affect you had on him. A sheen of sweat formed on his forehead and he inhaled, finally being able to answer.
"Um y-yes.. I have." He finally whimpers out, sounding a little embarrassed. This was his first time, of course he was. He'd never ever think in his life he was here, probably about to share what he imagined with you.
You smirk, "What have you thought about?" The pace of yours hips continue to catch him off guard, he nearly forgot you were even talking to him.
He moaned out, "I've thought... I've thought about us d-doing, hngh, a lot of.. things-" He scrunched his eyes shut at the feeling of your warm cunt.
You couldn't help but smirk again. You knew an exact answer wasn't going to escape him, after all, you seemed to have completely invaded his mind, "Like?"
Miguel gulps, grunting every time your hips met his pelvis, "L-Like.. the stuff you'd expect, ungh, people to-to fantasise about." He slid his hands to your thighs, savouring your soft skin.
Ah, he was going to play this game. To tease him, you slowed your movements, watching as his neck craned up to wonder why you stopped.
"I want to hear it from you." Your cunt was gently clenching around his cock, making him gulp every more and then. You gently rocked back and forth, letting out soft exhales from the feeling of being filled.
"Oh- okay," Miguel looks up at you, his eyes wandering over your figure and mainly the bra you had on, "I uh, imagine you.. on top of me." He groaned, your warm cunt keeping his cock snug.
"Mhm?"
"And you making noises... your heavenly sounds of you enjoying yourself." He bites his lips, already imagining it himself. He sits up, pressing soft kisses to your collarbone and tries to pump his cock in and it of you again.
"Yeah?" You taunt, pushing his hips down, keeping him still.
He seemed more nervous now with his words, "Can you please move, I can't take it..."
"Not until you tell me your fantasies." You smirk.
He lets out a frustrated sigh, his cock pulsating inside you desperately. You slowly started to bring yourself up the length of his cock to tease him and let out a choked whimper in response.
You pitied him as you slammed your hips back down onto his, causing his eyes to shoot open and strained moan to escape his throat. He felt like his lungs were suddenly punctured.
He groaned with a mix of pain and pleasure.Â
With your beautiful figure straddling him, Miguel swallows lightly, his face turning red. He was too needy, his hands making their way to your hips to hold you in place. His hands gently fondled your plush. Miguel wants to thrust his cock in and out of you but you wouldn't let him.
He didn't imagine being the submissive one when he planned on losing his v-card.
But he'd be submissive for you.
Only for you.
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Post-Notes:Â what a suprise that the first miguel thingy i put iut is smut!!!!! also my requests are opne now as well as an updated taglist form! :D
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my taglist form!
#marvel#miguel o hara#spiderman#spiderman 2099#miguel#miguel x reader#miguel o hara x reader#miguel o hara smut#atsv miguel#astv#2099#sub!miguel oâhara#happy reading!!!#SUB MIGUEL#mooonjin#drabble
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i *live* for your agere wade omg đ˘đđť i also age regress there's just something about your favorite character being like you that makes me smile :) your writing is absolutely wonderful as well!! :3
Hi hon, Im so proud of you for doing what's good for you, and I am so happy that you've found something to enjoy that makes you feel good about yourself.
Thank you so much for the support. I've seen more people mention how excited they were to find cute, mild, and nonnsexual regressions for Wade, so I've decided to put it on A03 for more people to enjoy.
I actually was nervous about posting them in general because of the stigma around it but seeing how supportive you all have been (I dont know why im even shocked) it's made me a little more confident in my writing. I was abused quite a bit as a child, and while I don't regress, I do have a special attachment to my stuffed animals and find comfort in kids' shows. Annnddd, as someone who was working towards becoming a geneticist? It's comforting to know that some very intelligent and successful people also do.
While you're waiting for me to write more or upload to A03, have some HCs:
Depending on what's going on, he fluctuates between 5-8.
Wade has 3 caregivers, Al, Vanessa, and Logan. He loves them all so much but certian care givers are for certain things. Al (Mama) is he goes too for booboos, Ness (Mommy) is who takes him out the most, to the park and doctors (If things get too out of hand, she can pull the "He's my disabled son you bastard" card, and Logan (Kitty) is general. The one youll find when wade is casually colouring or playing tea party with.
He'll take "sippies" but hes a bit too old for them because he chews the tops off.
Cereal, mac and cheese, pizza, bassically anything he already eats as an adult, including spicy tacos.
He doesn't have a lot of toys (and if he does, they're from a give away or a dumpster) so is very possesive of them and will instantly get upset if you try to take them away or "hurt" them.
Wade is the type to just chill with you on the couch and eat snacks if you don't have the energy to play or take him to the park. Even as a child, he was very emotionally intelligent, and it shows.
Most kids would have tantrums, but he seems to either be understanding or go cry in silence while isolated (its what hes used too)
As much as people say he's a potty mouth, I don't see it. Not yet anyway. Sure he'll say "bad words" sometimes but as someone whos used to being screamed at to shut up all the time, I believe he talks so much as an adult BECAUSE he wasn't allowed as a kid so he's more of an observer unless you are unfortunately his favorite and then hes going to tell you random facts.
Oftentimes, the "perfect child" are ones that are independent, quiet, and who monitor their emotions/ actions around other kids and adults. This means being forced to act older than you actually are, walking on eggshells around adults and trying to do things by himself.
He likes to wear clothes that are too big for him rather then tight. (Bonus points if they're a hoodie or a sweater)
He likes baths and sometimes will tell you that his "Skin hurts" when really it's just itchy/peeling/ needs lotion.
He's not big on babytalk but "puppy" "mama" "mommy" "park?" "Kitty scratch bad guys" "I watch tv?" "Go home?" "Play horses?" Are common. Its either small unfinished sentneces or endless rambling with full sentences that repeat themself. Logan has once heard "Did you know-?" 30 times once all in 10 minutes
He has a stuffy of a Wolverine named Fluffy from Kitty, a unicorn named Buttercream from Mommy, and a bear shaped dog toy from Mama. In her defense she didn't know it was a dog toy (because shes blind and cant read duh) but Wade loves it more that it squeaks.
Because kidWade (He is "NOT little", he's a "Big boy") is bigger than them, he has issues playing a little... rough... with other kids. He has infact shoved a kid into the sand while playing tag.
Wade is very erm... possesive.. over his caregivers and will act out if he believes Kitty is ignoring him. Because of their history, hes even more prone to acting out with Ness and has gone as far as telling someone they looked like a burnt quesodilla that "had a baby with a wrinkled cucumber" before (and will do it again)
Flappy hands. Giggles. Screeches. That is all that needs to be said.
Wade likes music, arts, and crafts. Physical exercise is nice too but naps are needed afterwards.
Naps must be willing. If you tell him to go take a nap he'll just stomp his feet and cry that hes "being good" so "doesn't need one" bassically, naps are punishment.
Tw for sensitive topics such as mental and physical health
The worst part about having Wade isn't that he is a "brat" or "bad", no infact wade barley ever is a brat. He's very people pleasing because he just wants as much affection as possible. it's the fact that you can't trick him or keep him from doing something. He's too smart.
"Come on baby, we're going to the park"
"Yay!!- wait.... Mommy... Mommy the park is that way...Mommy this is how you go to the mean doctors! They're gonna rip my teeth out!"
It's even HARDER to care for a kid who can escape literally anything and can run all the way home if you upset him too badly. The only thing really you can do is call a different cg and double up on the reassurance. (And maybe a bribe)
Another thing is that just because he's in this headspace doesn't mean his issues are gone. Between the nightmares, the flashbacks, the scary hallucinations that he can't understand, intrusive thoughts about harming a person, impusive thoughts, and just straight up having to deal with cancer on top of it all, etc.
Do you know how hard it is to explain to a child that they're nauseous and exhausted because the cells inside of him are eating the other cells, dying, and healing all at the same time?
#sfw agere#sfw interaction only#âHe dosnt quite get it but hes got the spiritâ Caregiver Logan Howlett#kidwade#wadewilson#logan howlett#blind al#mary puppins#vanessa carlysle#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadpool#deadpool 3#wade wilson#agere headcanons#deadpool headcanons
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omg I need more johnnie pleaseđđ
of course pookieđ
enjoyđ¤¸
For the sake of this fic, lets say u live with Tara and your lives are pretty similar. just go with the flo bbgđź
IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO GET OUT FORGIVE ME PLEASEđđđđđđđđ
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You're at home editing a video for your channel when you get a call from Johnnie. "Hello?" You answer your phone and put it on speaker, your attention focusing back on your computer screen.
"Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to hangout with me today? I'd be vlogging." He asks. "Yeah sure. I need to finish editing this video though. It won't take long but if you want to head over here you can." You say.
"Sounds good. See you in a bit." He says. "Ok byee." You hang-up and turn your phone off. You were pretty excited to see Johnnie, you liked him, how could you not? But you weren't sure if he liked you.
You sigh at your thoughts and continue editing. This new video for your channel was something you had filmed with Jake and Tara, you two girls had him do what the two if you would do in a day.
Tara comes into your room. "Can I borrow a top?" She asks, already heading towards your closet. "Yeah go for it. Johnnie's gonna be here in a bit by the way." You say.
"Ooo." You look up to see her big smile. "Shut up." You laugh. There was a knock on the door. " Can you get that please? Im so close to being done with this." You turn your attention back to the computer as Tara agrees and goes to get the door.
"Almost done I swear." You say as Johnnie walks in your room. "Take your time." He sits down next to you, watching as your eyes move across the screen. You finish and close your computer with a sigh. "What should I wear?" You stand up and walk to your closet.
"Is it hot out?" You ask, looking through shirts. "I mean kinda but the temp is always high in LA, so." Johnnie says. You look to him with annoyed face as he scrolls on his phone. He catches your gaze. "Just wear what you normally wear." He says. "Well yeah but like what shirt, what shorts, what shoes and accessories? Not to mention i still need to do makeup." You say facing your closet again.
You hear Johnnie get up and stand next to you. He flips through your shirts, picking one out and then opening the drawer of your dresser and grabbing a pair of shorts that surprisingly match. He walks over to the little desk where all your accessories are. He picks one of the chains you got from his shop and two others. He then grabs a pair of earrings you once mentioned were your favorite.
He sits everything on your bed. "I'll be waiting on the couch." He walks out and closes the door behind him. You laugh quietly to yourself and change, along with doing your makeup. You check yourself in the mirror, this outfit now one of your favorites.
You walk out of your room, walking the familiar halls while on your phone. "Ready?" Johnnie asks. "Yes. What do you think?" You do a little spin, earning a small smile from Johnnie. "It looks good. I would've try and make you look bad." He playfully rolls his eyes as he stands up.
"We're taking my car." You say. "Okay." Johnnie turns on his camera and follows you out the door. He's talking as you climb in and turn it on. "We're getting Starbucks." You say. "Do i have a say in anything today?" Johnnie playfully says. "Nope." you smile as you make your way to the coffee shop. "Do you want anything?" You ask as you pull up to the driveway.
"Not really no." He says. "You sure?" You glance to him. "Yeah." You turn back as you pull up to the speaker. "Hi, can i please get a (your order) and a venti iced water?" You get told the price. "What's the water for?" Johnnie asks. "It's for you." You say handing your card to the person at the window.
"Why?" You hear the smile in his voice. "Cause I wanted to get you something." Once you got your drink you pulled out. "Y/n just bought me a water even though emos dont drink water." Johnnie says to his camera. "Emo or not you should stay hydrated." You quickly smile at his camera before looking back to the road.
"Where we going?" You asked as you pulled up to a stoplight. "We could go to the mall?" Johnnie says. "Good idea." Your phone was playing music when one of Johnnie's songs came on. During this moment Johnnie was also talking about something to his camera.
You were singing along, not really paying attention to anything but the road. "You know the lyrics to my song?" Johnnie asks. "Of course I do! Your music is my favorite." You say arriving at the mall. "Really?"
"Yes Johnnie. I'm pretty sure I know almost all of your songs. Number one fan." You laugh lightly at the end of your sentence. "Let's go spend unnecessary money." You climb out and walk along with Johnnie. "Where to first?" He asks. "Uhm, Let's go to Spencer's I need a new shot glass." You say.
"Just a shot glass?"Johnnie says, laughing. "Maybe, I don't know." You smile at him as you make your way to the shop. You walk in and head towards the glasses. Johnnie walks off, looking at shirts.
You have a glass in your hand and you're looking at mugs when you feel a tap on your shoulder. "Hi?" You turn to a man. "Hello, I just wanted to say you're very pretty and I was wondering if I could take you out." He looked like the kinda guy that would leave you at the movies with the excuse of having to use the bathroom.
"Thank you, but I'm not interested." You smile and try to move past him to get to Johnnie. "Why not?" He grabs your arm, stopping you. "I'm not interested in you, please leave me alone." You pull your arn out of his grip with a tug.
"God you're such a bitch." He mumbles. "Fuck off Jackass." You say back. He turns around quickly facing you. "What'd you just call me?" He says. "You heard me." You're a bit shorter then the guy, but if he took of the shoes you'd be about the same height.
"Don't fucking talk to me like that whore." He says. "Oh I'm the whore? You look like you have at least a couple girlfriends and a side hoe for each one." You see a ringed hand on the guys shoulder pull him back.
"Back off man." You hear Johnnie's voice. "Is this your bitch? Get control of her." The scoffs and walks off. "What dick." You scoff. "Here I'll pay." You grab the two pairs of sunglasses in Johnnie's hand. You're already at the register before he can protest.
You noticed Johnnie stayed closer to you after the encounter. You walk through a couple more stores, picking out a couple pieces of clothing here and there.
You decided to stop by barnes and nobles to see if anything had caught your interest. You were glancing through pages of different romance books(đ) when Johnnie cane back from a different section. He was reading over your shoulder. "You read this kinda stuff?" He whispers, his face close to your ear. "Some of it's not terrible. I like the ones where the guy isn't like a complete over powering dude. Y'know like the simp kinda guys who do anything the girl of his interest wants." You glance to him, your faces inches apart.
"Anything?" He whispers. "Anything." You smile and move away, setting the book that was previously in your hands back on the shelf. After a couple more minutes of browsing you have two books and start to walk to checkout. Suddenly, the two books are snatched from your hands, and Johnnie checks out.
You walk up to him as your books are being put into a bag and handed back to Johnnie. "Here you go." You take the bag and roll your eyes, its a well known fact between all your friends that you hate when people pay for you. You don't want to waste their money. "I could've bought it myself." You say. "I know. But you didn't so." The two of you make your way out the mall and back to your car.
Once you make it back to your house, you carry your bags in and plop then on the floor. "You mind of I take a shower?" You ask. "No go for it." Johnnie shoves off his shoes and plops on your bed. "Make yourself comfy." You laugh. He smiles and turns on his phone as you make your way to the bathroom. While your in the shower Tara walks in to your room.
"So did you have fun?" She asks sitting at the end of the bed. "Yeah lots. we got some clothes and she got some books." Johnnie says. "Have you made a move yet?" Tara asks with a smile. Johnnie glances up from his phone to the girl. "No." His eyes move back as Tara rolls her. "C'mon on Johnnie." He was about to protest but the shower turned off and the bathroom door was opened. Tara quickly grabbed something off your vanity as you walked out.
"Borrowing this pallet for a sec." She says as she walks out and you walk in. "Okay." Johnnie looks up to see you wrapped in your pink towel, walking towards your clothing bags. You pull out one of your new hoodies and you walk to your dresser to find the rest of whatever you want to wear.
After getting dressed you decide to put on a little perfume to help with the new clothes smell. "Which one?" You hold up two bottles, asking for johnnie's opinion. "I don't know." You walk towards him and hand him the bottles. "Pick your favorite." He sets his phone down as he smells the two. "This one." He hands you it, along with the other.
You spray the one he picked, leaving the other bottle someplace you'll forget. Grabbing one of your two books you lay down on your stomach next to Johnnie and open it up, starting to read. The longer you read, the more caught up you get in it. You don't notice the long glances stolen, once again admiring the way your eyes focus.
"You're staring." Neither of you heard Tara sneak up to the doorway. You look up confused as she smiles. "Anyways I'm going out with Jake. See y'all later." She closes the door as she leaves. "How's the book so far?" Johnnie asks. "It's amazing. I'm loving the guy so far." You say, quickly looking up. "What's he like?"
"A lot like what I explained in the store, but he's also just a tad bit cocky." You say. "Really?" "Yeah, like he has this bit of confidence around the main character but she can make him like melt in seconds." Your attention is focused back on the book.
Couple minutes later your phone dings.
tarbieđ
so what yall gonna do??
you
quit it omg. nothing.
tarbieđ
nothing yet you mean?đ
you
we'll seeđ
You smile as you set your phone down. "Who's that?" Johnnie asks. "Tara." you say. "What's she talking about?" "Mind your business mr. nosey." You laugh. "My bad." He smiles. "What all have you gotten for your vlog?" You ask, grabbing the flattest object on your nightstand to use as a bookmark.
"Not a lot." He says. "Wanna do something?" You ask. "Like what?" He says. "I have an idea. C'mere." You stand up and head to the kitchen, hearing johnnie follow not to far behind.
You make it to the fridge and stand on your tip toes, grabbing the binder on top. You turn to face him. "Let's bake something!" You smile as you open the binder, looking through the pages. You don't notice the smile on his face, taking place watching you happily look through all the recipes you collected over time.
"Muffins?" You ask looking up to him. "Yeah sure. Let me grab my camera." He walks off as you grab the ingredients and set them out. "Me and y/n are gonna make muffins, i dont know what kind." Johnnie talks to the camera as he sets it up.
"Blueberry." You say. "Can you grab the red bowl from the bottom cupboard please?" You ask grabbing measuring cups. "Yeah sure."
"Would it be ok if i streamed on twitch? I haven't been on in a minute." You say. "Yeah go for it."
After you get everything set up you start the stream, waiting for people to join. "Hi guys! I know i haven't been on in a minute but I'm here with Johnnie and we're making muffins!" You smile.
"She has a shit ton of recipes and she chose muffins." Johnnie says. "You agreed so we're doing muffins i dont care what you say." You grab bowl and the flour, checking how much. "One and a fourth? Do i even have a fourth cup?" You rummage through your measuring cups. "Surprise I do!" You walk back over to the bowl. "Here mix the dry ingredients and I'll mix the wet ones."
"I need music." You say halfway through pouring milk into a large measuring glass. "Alexa play playlist one." You say. Music starts up, filling the silence. You walk over to check the chat.
xxx.johnnie- Are you guys together?
emmobarbie- i love this song tbh
blusws.hgs- @ xxx.johnnie no but they def should be
xxx.johnnie- @ blusws.hgs they definitely like eachother i can sense the tension from here and I'm in the UK
darndestthing- @ xxx.johnnie NO FR
"Someone asked if we're a couple." You say with a small laugh. "Did they?" You hear him say from somewhere behind you. "Yeah. Another person responded saying no but they def should be." You say, looking back to him.
"Should we be a couple guys?" You ask looking through chat.
kornonthekob- i literally thought they already were and just didn't say anything đ
jakesdietcoke- YESS YALL WOULD LITERALLY BE THE CUTEST COUPLE!!!
blusws.hgs- @ jakesdietcoke THEY WOULD ONGG
xxx.johnnie- @ kornonthekob me toođ
darndestthing- i think id combust if they became a couple
emmobarbie- @ darndestthing like in a good way?đĽ
jakesdietcoke- @ darndestthing real honestly
darndestthing- @ emmobarbie yesđ
"Everyone says yes." You say, moving back to mixing your ingredients. "You got the dry mixed?" You ask. "Yeah." You walk over to him, pouring the wet mixture on the dry. "Mix that while I get the blueberries." You say. "Yes ma'am." Johnnie says with a smile. You laugh and make your way to the freezer, remembering to turn on the oven. As you grab the bag of frozen blueberries, someone donates and sends a message.
"darndestthing donated $3.33, you guys honestly are so cute together, i wanted to ask if you could pose for a screenshot? you guys are my fav love you!" You set the bag on the counter. "Thank you! We love you too. C'mere." You drag Johnnie closer to the camera. "Do a hand heart with me." You hold your hands together, making a heart and posing for a screenshot.
"Hope that was good." You say. As you start folding the blueberries in the batter, Johnnie is grabbing a pan and the song he did with jake and scuff comes on. "Oh I love this song. Alexa turn up." You say, immediately singing along with the beginning vocals.
"Didn't we listen to this this morning?" Johnnie asks as he sets the muffin tin on the oven. "Yes it's literally one of my favs." (this is me talking i actually love this song sm go listen to cut me clean if u haven't alrđ)
Johnnie walks over to check chat as you place muffin liners in the pan.
kornonthekob- emos r so hot
emmobarbie- like i was nothing in the first placeđ
hannahmay33- she literally only likes the song to get closer to him.
blusws.hgs- @ hannahmay33 girl whatđ
xxx.johnnie- @ blusws.hgs is she being fr?đđ
blusws.hgs- @ xxx.johnnie i hope not
hannahmay33- She's pretending to be close to him so she can date him and use him for clout.
kornonthekob- @ hannahmay33 NAHHHđ
jakesdietcoke- @ y/nl/ntherealest u seein this?
emmobarbie- @ hannahmay33 fake fanâźď¸âźď¸
hannahmay33- @ emmobarbie how am i a fake fan?
emmobarbie- @ hannahmay33 bc if u were a real fan and actually watched them you would know they've been friends forever. ur not johnnies gf so quitđ
jakesdietcoke- @ emmobarbie OHHHHHHđŁď¸đŁď¸đŁď¸
kornonthekob- @emmobarbie DEVOURED
"Theres a lil argument going on, someone mentioned you." Johnnie says. "Bro." You walk over reading all the comments. "Jesus hannah may wtf crawled up your ass." You laugh. "I'm not using Johnnie for clout, I've known him since he was ten get over yourself. kornonthekob you're so right emos are hot."
You watched Johnnies reaction on the screen, not turning around. He whipped his head with an eyebrow raised. "What'd you say?" He asks as you turn back around. "I said emos are hot." You say grabbing the bowl with the batter. "Really?" He says. "Yeah." You start putting batter in the tins. "Yes that includes you." You said before he could speak.
You hide your smile as he turns the camera. Once the muffins are in the oven, you start cleaning up. Your putting away the last of the stuff when Johnnie comes back out with the sunglasses.
"I picked out matching ones." He says handing you a pair. "Oh fuck yeah!" You put them on. "Wait put your back to mine and cross your arms. "Cool kids who?" You say. "Somebody screenshot that and send it to me you say.
Your dancing around the kitchen to the music playing as Johnnie reads chat.
blusws.hgs- oo she a dancer frđ
emmobarbie- johnnie thoughts on hannah may?
jakesdietcoke- GET IT GIRLâźď¸âźď¸
kornonthekob- just accidentally ate vaseline
darndestthing- @ kornonthekob we all have our moments
blusws.hgs- @ emmobarbie shes obvi his gf
"My thoughts on hannah may? if anything I'd be using y/n for clout she has more of a following. and quit acting like my girlfriend." Johnnie says.
"Yeah he has a girlfriend already." You say moving next to him. "I do?" He says looking to you. "Yeah." You say. "Who?" He looks to the screen then back to you, visibility confused.
You kiss him, quick but sensible. "Me." You turn back and continue dancing as Call me maybe plays. He looks back to the screen, shocked.
xxx.johnnie- OMG??
blusws.hgs- NO WAY
jakesdietcoke- DOES THIS MEAN THEY'RE TOGETHER
darndestthing- IM COMBUSTING WHAT
kornonthekob- WOOOOOOO
emmobarbie- @ darndestthing LMAO QUITTT BUT ME TOO
xxx.johnnie- WHOOP NEW COUPLE ALERTâźď¸âźď¸
jakesdietcoke- IM ASTONISHED
blusws.hgs- @ xxx johnnie WHOOPâźď¸âźď¸âźď¸âźď¸
Johnnie moves to you, his hands finding your waist and pulling you closer, stopping your dancing.
emmobarbie- OH???
kornonthekob- WHEN IS IT MY TURNNđŠ
xxx.johnnie- THEY BOUTA KISS AGAINN
jakesdietcoke- is this a dream? am i dreaming rn
blusws.hgs- @ jakesdietcoke nope
His lips connect with yours, your hands holding his face as he kisses you, not intensely but you don't want to stop. The timer for the muffins rang, and you pulled away, looking at him. You kiss him once more before going to pull them out. "Oo these muffins look good." You say. You turn the oven off.
You walk over to check chat.
emmobarbie- @ hannahmay33 SUCK ON THAT
jakesdietcoke- @ emmobarbie LMAOAOAOA
blusws.hgs- please i cant w this chatđ
kornonthekob- was the kiss good?đ
emmobarbie- @ kornonthekob đđđ
"kornonthekob yes it was thank you for asking." You laugh. "Ok im impatient im eating one now." You grab one and bite into it, doing the thing when somethings just a little too hot. "These are so good." You say, taking another bite. "Are they?" Johnnie asks. "Yes. we're basically bakers." You smile.
Eventually you end stream, and you're sitting back on your bed with Johnnie, his arm around you as you're watching a movie. You feel Johnnies hand lightly touch your jaw, moving your face to look at him. His lips meet yours, what was slow kisses, turned into a faster pace.
You pull away for a second, looking at his features in the dim light. "Who knew you were such a good kisser?" You say. "I practice with my shower wall." He says, earning a laugh out of you. You kiss him once more before turning back to the tv.
You end up falling asleep on him, sleeping through the night in his arms. Tara found the two of you still wrapped up in eachother the next morning and decided to leave you alone, but not before she got a good picture.
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its getting close to my birthday and i have brainrot soo DOL LIs when its your birthday!!
if not specified, it will assume highest love :3c for some (great hawk specifically T_T) im not 100% sure on, so im sorry if its not accurate to the character⌠i did my bestâŚ
alex: most likely forgets about it until they check the calendar for today while making breakfast. i think they would make pancakes with a heart shape drawn on the top :3c the day is the same as any other, except by the end of it they give you a gift that is of your imagination ^^
avery: i feel like they might take you on a date, but actually ask for preference this time. it really depends on how much they like you⌠miiiight get you some flowers or maybe some nice jewlery
black wolf: doesnt really understand. but happy to spend the day with you anyway ^^ theyre just a little guy dont fault them here..!! maybe theyll bring you a dead deer or something
eden: probably got your birthday info from bailey, and makes you their best attempt at a cake. im not sure how good at cooking/baking they are, i hc them as being good at making edible, necessary foods like stew (but thats off topic!) i think they would make their best attempt at a small cake, and of course youd spend the day together. MIGHT indulge a night on the town if you ask really nicely and they like you a lot
great hawk: brings you nice little trinkets as a gift and maybe somehow steals a sweet treat from a [convenient place]⌠maybe flies you around a little. very romantic
kylar: obviously already knows its your birthday whether you told them or not; gives you a gift tailored to your exact interest/or needs at the moment + flowers and a cute card. insists that you spend the day out with them⌠please go out with them. they will be sad T_T
robin: gives you a handmade gift + card⌠if able to, they might buy you something small (cheap stuffed toy or maybe a book you mentioned to want)⌠they would like to spend the day with you and would be overjoyed if you invited them out on a birthday outing :3c
sydney: (p!syd idk how c!syd acts im sorryâŚ) depending on their love, as a friend theyd get you a card and small gift. with higher love, theyd still get you a gift and a card and maybe some flowers⌠they also want to spend the day with you, and if you want to go out with them on your special day, theyd be over the moon :3!!! i imagine a romantic stroll on the beachâŚ
whitney: last but not least!!!! depending on their love they might not know or care. if they know its your birthday and theyre at low love and high dom, theyd probably make you go out and do some mischief with them. with high love, i can see them getting you a cheap gift (probably a stuffed animal tbh) and flowers IF theyre feeling especially nice today. what are you looking at them for? its no big deal. they dont even care about you. they just felt like it today. for no particular reason. :3c (still makes you go out with them for a birthday date. if its a rainy day i can see it as a romantic walk in the park with a couple of milkshakes. simple! but thats okay :3c)
#degrees of lewdity#whitney the bully#alex the farmhand#avery the businessperson#eden the hunter#great hawk the terror#black wolf the alpha#kylar the loner#robin the orphan#sydney the faithful#dol alex#dol whitney#dol avery#dol eden#dol black wolf#dol great hawk#dol robin#dol sydney#dol kylar
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