#and to make jokes about cannibalism?

[foldingfittedsheets]

The professor I TA for asked for things to go in a “pumpkin spice still life”.

Unsure if that meant theme or color but assuming color, I gathered up my plush red panda, a plastic red-brown rock, a toy bison, a leather pouch, some satsumas, and a can of pumpkin.

We set up a fine still life, adding my stuff to his. And one of the students fell in love with my playmobil bison, asking if they could borrow it. I said yes, but only if they could provide collateral. They reached for an earring (after suggesting an organ) and I was like, no no, less valuable collateral!

While they cleaned their brushes I scoped their stuff and asked for their backpack keychain.

For my toy bison I received: a plush toy cheeseburger (the thing I actually asked for), a miniature PS2 copy of Bully, and a tiny vial containing a petrified rat heart that I hadn’t actually seen.

I’m so fucking stoked on the rat heart. If they don’t return my bison I won’t even be too sad.

[lady-of-the-spirit]

Joel Hammond, not a cannibal, made his wife a spaghetti and meatballs dish made entirely from human meat despite vomiting twice and the risk of ruining their pasta maker. Hannigram wishes they had what the Hammonds do.

[suranet]

more combiner piles for the month!

[johnny--hoestar]

Happy Pride specifically to Ienaga Kano, a canonical trans woman from the manga and anime series Golden Kamuy <33

[carlyraejepsans]

that post that's like "you need to have a varied media diet or you will turn into the kind of guy who runs a su discourse blog" is so right. keeping old mutuals is crucial too, like i might be into silly kids-friendly RPG n°17 at the moment, but the "if you write this it means you condone bad things in real life!!" discourse rings pretty hollow when half my dash is still discussing cannibalism

[therealraewest]

Me, reverently devouring the flesh that has been gifted to me by the woman I love: oo cherry maple good choice babe

[clonerightsagenda]

Dreamed I went on a house tour that revealed a secret evil underground lair filled with living mannequins and things got weirder from there but early on in the tour we were already getting some bad vibes and one of my companions found the kitchen and went "they're eating people" and I said "listen just because this is weird and creepy doesn't mean there's cannibalism-" and then reached into the sink and pulled out a severed human arm and went "never mind there's cannibalism"

[signalhill-if]

Fun fact: a lot of the story ideas I have came from the world I designed for an Apocalypse World game, and at the time I was reading @attollogame and loved Sysba and wound up making a character with a similar premise of being a god banished to live in a human body. That character took on a life of their own and became like everybody's favourite NPC. But they were really specific to that game's story at that point and were very fultifaceted, so when I started writing Signal Hill (which has a totally different plot) I decided to split their role in the story into two different characters, Yvette and Aldrich.

In other words, if you trace it far enough back, 1/3 of my main cast is just Sysba from Attollo

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

my favorite thing about making self insert ocs is that 90% of the time i dont even want them to interact with canon characters. i just want them to be chillin in the world somewhere

[lottieurl]

the wilderness' arc of learning to cook. burned the entire dinner with laura lee. did a better job with jackie. extra crispy bbq

[martyrbat]

[ID: a cropped text exhange between me and my friend about SuperBat using nicknames. I sent, "Clark is gonna call Bruce his sweet yam or puddin' pop and Bruce is going to swing on him". They sent a keyboard smash to express laughter and I continued, mimicking Bruce talking, "'Diana, I'm concerned about Kal. He keeps calling me variant degrees of food names, what if he's entering a Kryptonian Cannibalistic arc? Of course I will let him eat me like how the Catholics eat the wafers of Christ but what if he turns to others with that murderous appetite? I need to contact Kara.'" END ID]

[edettethegreat]

This reminds me of you

LMAO yeah Shakespeare likes to insert jokes into every single page of his plays. Even Titus Andronicus has more funny moments than it reasonably should

[macroglossus]

you know. i dont often appreciate how much of a brick shithouse hannibal is. like obviously he’d have to be with all that body-hauling he does but JESUS. and he’s always so faintly menacing even when he’s doing other things… it’s really a wonder he was able to hide for sooo long because i’d be so fucking scared of him. maybe this is a case of benefiting from my own knowledge but one second where he’s not actively trying to put me at ease and i’m bolting like a scared rabbit and i’ll be in the soup 😔

[eggs-can-draw]

You should eat scrambled eggs

Scramble them in the pan and add orange cheese and only cook until they are a little liquid and you have perfect eggs

That sounds so tasty but it also gives me the mental image of someone just. Grabbing me and tossing me in a pan yknow.

[miallurk]

Am I doing good? No. But am I happy? Yes.

[endawn]

he was so stressed during the winter palace chapter because what do you mean he cannot simply eat the orlesians